G
Second for Sinland
>>158545862We need khabib in the white house as Trump's personal security
If shrimp and spammy both got along, they'd probably gun me down by the end of this thread.Seems like the whole city go against me, every time I'm on /heem/ I hear *YAK YAK YAK*
Man down, where you from my nigger?
Pakistan on every porch is fine, we adapt to crime Pack a van with four guns at a time, with the sliding door fuck is up?Fuck you shooting for if you ain't walking up you fucking punk?
^
Wake your punk ass up,Imma teach you some lessons about the street, how we do
>> . .
>>158545974
Rap isn’t music
>johnny walker will be heavyweight champ in 2027
When will Tom get it through his thick thinking skull, he got eye pokes we accept that can he move the duck on
The things I've done to this porcelain if it ever came out I'd be brought before The Hague
OHHHHHHHHHH
>>158546668you just know kayla finds an excuse to throw someone at every social function
>>158546699UGLY ALERT
HAPPENINGS
>>158546796Turn on your monitor.
>>158545862I don't want man boobs. Why is weightlifting such a curse.
Is there anything he can't do?
>>158547361Gane scholars knew this was just the beginning of the master plan.
>>158547361>2 weeks notice>obvious diveAll you have
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's a solid card boys. I give it a 7/10 on paper. It's missing one more big fight on the main card and a couple more banger prospects on the undercard. also wmma sucks and the divisions need to be shut down
Illuminati member here, how did you guys actually manage to steal my green hoodie and flatten my car tyre? Black magic? Seperate question, when will ufc be back in the city of brotherly love? Ufc 330 was the last time.
I'm playing KCD2 now. It's basically an improvement on KCD1 in every way. Absolute kino. Heem bless.
>>158548672Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
me vs reality
>>158548812just play skyrim
>>158549007meh I played Skyrim on/around release back in 2011. didn't love it. thought Oblivion was better. KCD mogs both. the combat is satisfying and the story is great
Chadlia got them reditors malding
Sup bitches
>>158548887There is no 'me', we are all one.
You got that dog in you.
>>158550063I'm the highest IQ individual who post's here and I can just tell those gloves were loaded and they were also loaded when he fought Tony
walker is a problem for gane
>wake up >still the gane era
New guru just dropped https://youtu be/SNvraFGNczU?si=Niqk6hgmJ8a6MEoP
just seen gabi garcia's butthole
>>158550579I'm so sorry
OHHH HE'S STIFF
Someone or somebot come up with some new jokes, it will be funny.
https://youtube.com/watch/FNC9Ri0VrXk?W2CtkPEGrh8rL2ps
>>158550750My athletic commission Marshall ones flew over your peanut brains
Id like to home invasoin Mikey Muscemeni and make him tap to strikes. Hyperthetically.
>>158550791Bot response
Why do they keep saying this? This can't be true.
here comes the sun dododo
>>158550844Ilia owns these fags
>>158547361goddard couldnt resist from caressing that shiny bald head
Meh loaded gloves anyone who knows ball could tell
Post that Gane freemason victory celebration where he flutters then does the one eye shut thing
why does it feel like holland is gonna fluke medic
we can all admit gane vs jones was scripted, but do you have the courage to admit gane vs hokit will be scripted?
>>158551053it wouldn't really be a surprise. Medic is pure heem or be heemed and chinny. could def get caught by a rangier guy who can land pretty reliably
All the fights where I don't like the results are rigged and everyone who talks shit about me online is probably spammy.
People really believe chiwiwis kid could submit Colby "Chaos" Covington round 1?
https://link.chess.com/play/neSjDv
submissions in particular are just an insanely easy way to script a fight
If I started an GoFundMe wiold you guys donate to it
>>158551270Not downloading a app just to assrape your ass. Respectfully.
>>158551282Its chess.com download it
>>158551270Either come to Town Hall Station or piss off
>>158551278Andy probably would, he has been single handedly financing that shrimp guy's lifestyle for months now.
>>158551278of course. we're all best friends here. just make sure it includes your full name. (ciryl gane, for example)
>>158551311the leech wins the rematch
>>158551311topturo vs damon the leech jackson?
>>15854845410/10 card>hokit>harrison>belgaroui>medic>hasan>wonderboy>dober>Jim Miller>Johnson>Costa>women>asian guy >White guy
>>158551300Town Hall station is not a serious venue, it's only for opportunistic drunken street violence
Post concept; taking an fat Schaub and tehn use AI to make it look like Gane
If they tried to build a town hall station in Pensacola the place would be stripped for copper and burned by sunrise. Things just different round here.
>>158551342Sounds like ducking
>>158551313Ive said my name here befour its Flavius Tsang
Pensacola for pussies and phaggots. Phlorida in general is full of phucking phaggots
Shit was never sweet in Tarpon Springs
>>158551383that's a beautiful name, young man. it belongs on the ufc apex prelims.
I gotta respect Florida for giving us Colbeast
>>158551403Colby Covington?
fighting is a lot like chess when you really think about it
bullets are a lot like words when they hit the page
If I could ask God for anything at all? I wouldnt, I would listen to what God wanted from me. And that's what nobody did...
yes, thats it. let those emotions spill onto the canvas, just like your journal. that is mma
>>158551439huh never thought about it like that
ufc.u frickin care
This is violence now.
This isn't your little group chat. Talk about MMA or don't talk.
https://youtu.be/_XIrniuy-Y4?si=wvHQliPFTnUzfmc7
>>158551501have you ever considered some of us don't like MMA
fuck you
Bro desperately needs to discuss mma at 2am on Monday
>>158551501>Hello anon Yes anon >I would like to thank you anon Oh why thank you anon >Okay so whatever you think >I like agree >Okay?OkayGood because I would like not like that >Like what Like that you like didn’t like what I like liked >Oh okay well I like what you like Oh good so we can like to like together?>Cool Cool>/box/
>>158551525yeah? how about fuck you.
Josh HokitJosh HokitJosh Hokit JoshPeteAlexJustinInterim Islam Interim SeanCarlosCereal Guard play? not interested and neither are these champs who come to bang. You here to chit chat? Think ago you sick fuck, talk mma or fucking leave.
>>158551552yeah?how about fuck you.
>>158551538>>158551555shut the fuck up
>>158551555grow up. talk mma or leave loser
>>158551559seriously that is what i am saying
>>158551559>>158551562how about you shut the fuck up
shut up bitches
Nah gah head
>>158551577
I Bolieve
one look at josh hokit and you can just tell that nigger smells like ass
BERRIES AND CREAMBERRIES AND CREAMIM A LITTLE LAD WHO LIKES BERRIES AND CREAM
Saw a clip where that dude Los said his diamond ear rings cost 70k, he better not come to pensacola I'll tell you that much right now. I'll rip his ears off for 45k each, are you mentally fucking ill?
Nah gah head, dude said 70 thousand dollars? Come to Pensacola brother, I got something to tell you.
sneed, be honest, on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad do you feel about being an aimless drug addict who fights with his mom to continue leeching off of her?
>>158551636Turn your monitor on
>>158551568>>158551574>>158551575FUCK OFF
Fighting is like chess but Hokit is playing Dota 2
>>158551653Josh Hokit is playing Dota 2?
>>158551501Im only here to guard the ufc against high level insider and freemasonic corruption, exposing extremely difficult to detect ways of pre determining the outcome. For example the floor of the octagon is reported to be extremely slippery for some fighters, I believe some fighters have a special powder thrown on the ground while they are walking out, some get a slippery powder, some get grippy powder. You could imagine the difference that would make in the fight. Who is responsible for checking the floor for such things?
Do you feel in charge?
first of all I want to thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ
When will the Jiri vs Nav betting lines open? The fight is in 12 days and nothing
>CIRYL GANES MAMA>LOOKS LIKE A LLAMA>CHAMA AHAH
>>158551667I respectfully disagree
Ah monsieur hokit it would appear your monitor is, how you say- off? Honhonhon
Any recent updates on Tom's mental health journey?
dana remembers ngannou's feel
>>158551741Tom Pearl?
Fuck racism
wound upcant sleepcant do anything rightmust be Drew Dober fight week
The final week of Gane in the UFC has begun. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>158551858how bout fuck you huh and stay down bitch
How about you just shut the fuck up and watch the fights?
be the last to enjoy it while you can your numbered days are coming to a close
If Hokit is such an experienced wrestler, why doesent he have cauliflower ears?
Josh Hokit strongly resembles a pig
>>158551872Cauliflower ears are completely avoidable if you don't want to have them. Literally just wear headgear during practice and you won't develop them
Who are these retards threatening via carrier service?
>Justin case you've forgotten, let me tell you just who the hell I am. >I AM THE MATADOR
Be the first to enjoy it while you can your numbered days are only just beginning.
>>158551878Why do all these retards have it then?
>>158551891Lots of guys actively want to develop cauliflower ear because it makes it visually clear that you're a fighter/tough guy that isn't to be fucked with. There's plenty of videos of people hitting their ears with hammers trying to shortcut to them.
>>158551888
cauliflower ear and tattoos are a sign of mental illness and lack of self protection and reflection. Randy only had cauliflower ear because OK State is different
>>158551885Soon.
some russians and blacks crop their ears like dogs. the ufc should do that to their fighters so they learn some respect
Just dumped my bag on Topuria stocks, buy the dip people
ufc is legal but you give the fighters dog names and leashes with them walking on all fours and suddenly it is illegal?
Alex Periera went up 35lbs and everybody was super impressed. But when I gained 35lbs nobody even gave a shit.
>man+dog vs man+dogYou could use the biggest dog and try to win that way, but if you want to be more hand to hand, going a smaller dog to hold in one arm as a biting machine could work while working the triangle.
>>158551937Most of Alex's weight went to his ass for some reason. People appreciate big bunda, even if it's on a guy
two puppys in each corner, and you tell the fighters a finish needs to happened or the dogs will be fought. I think you get a 100% finish rate
>>158551896Thats whack. Why self mutilate if you want to look tough you can carry a ballbeep hammer in your belt waist
these fighters need to remember this is fighting and not some dance off. they are in there to give me blood
>>158551951that is not a ball peen hammer but this you know
>>158551972the kid loses it after the second round he aint got no tank
Some people call them ballpoint hammers, people on planet retard I presume
we got a peen expert in the thread
>>158551979Monitor
>>158551972why the frick did volk switch stances for no reason
they say Jon Jones (((diary))) was written in a ball point pen when hiding under the ring at JacksonWink. Thats how I know it isn’t genuine and yet another myth about New Mexico exposed.
>Ah, Monsieur Hokit! I was wondering what would break first, your spirit or your body?
>>158551990Black bitches love big white hok
kcd1 don't got blood and winekcd1 don't got hearts of stonejust saying
Michael Chandler merely adopted the darkness.
>>158551997America is the only country in the world where someone like Hokit would pass as 'white'
The Monster and The Maker.
>>158551972fight doesn't count volk was still semi-heemed from the short notice islam fight which also didn't count
>>158552012Volk has always had a suspect chin, that sequence from Ilia would have heemed him even if Islam hadn't already done it 4 months earlier
Calm Contemplations.
Game doesn't deserve to be hw champ over volkov. It's entirely rigged that the ufc didn't make this card gane volk instead of what it is. Hokit should've fought perira so the winner of gane volkov would get aspinal next.
>>158552010Yeah? I doubt that
Hokit's gimmick is actually a better version of Colby's, but both of them are just vastly inferior impersonations of Scott Steiner
A Hero of History.
>>158552060Another airball from you mate
>>158552040Aspinal is better than he looks, aspinal gane is a good fight to watch to srudy for Hokit, I just don't know how Hokit is going to get in range, its in the large 30ft octagon also, its not a small octagon trap for Gane. Gane will be like a gazelle on the open range, Hokit desperately chasing hoping it dosent go 5 rounds, he has that Alburquerque cardio but.
>>158552068After seeing the pace of the Blaydes fight, I have no doubt that Hokit can easily go 5 rounds if he just measures his approach a bit better
bro landed 200 sig strikes on chinless blaydes and not even a knockdown? honestly I do not respect that
>>158552137Curtis landed as many shots on Hokit. Gane is going to knock Hokit out.
the crazy thing is, the only thing standing between hokit and that belt could be his unwillingness to be boring. he will probably start brawling if he hears the crowd boo his wrestling. respect.
Safe to assume that Nunes simply completely fucks up the other chick?
>>158552374Kayla can sniff with the best of them
>>158552374No. Kayla Harrison would ragdoll prime Nunes, much less 3 years retired Nunes.
>>158552374nah. years of layoff fucks fighters up. I am definitely not taking those chances especially when fighter in question is Brazilian.
ciryl gane... the dark horse of heavyweight. infinite potential, but he's untested.
>>158552585honestly? marty had crazy aura
>>158552596Nobody with the name Marty has aura
>>158552564>he's untested
>>158552626nigga.
>>158552640Guarantee you've never listened to a single track of his beyond Big Iron
my nigga Marty Friedman
>>158552374Nunes has a killer instinct and sheemsplosive power that has never been seen before. Kayla is physically strong of course but she is a sniffer at heart. I see a balled up TKO being the likely outcome
>>158552652big iron isn't even his most famous song dickhead. there's no way you HAVEN'T heard thishttps://youtu.be/zWm5WErkffQ
>>158551972Based chad heemer obliterates a jab merchant.
>>158552658A prime, active Nunes? That would absolutely be the outcome. We have no idea how she's gonna look coming back after all this time off being a mum
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK Colbitch pulled out
You like MMA? OK. Who's better Bilal Hassan or Imanol Rodriguez
>>158552722no one is actually watching this shit im convinced. colby tapped out at some grappling event last week and it got like 500 likes on twitter
ColBBC Oinkington has been forced to duck Zatdaddy due to severe hershey squirts.
why would colby let khamzat try xer meat? xhe's bbc-only everyone knows that.
Colby still gets the crowd poppin'
>>158548454Textbook 6/10 card
When the perse confernce?? I want to see Hokit verbally abuse Gane like the bitch he is!!
Andrei arlosvky
>>158552844>hokpiggies are all cazzie tourists who don't even know when ufc press conferences areQuite embarrassing ain't it
Chadlia got them trannies big mad
>>158552585https://youtu.be/mfo21Hwqhak
>>158552878Suk a dik!!
>>158552878
I dont save images of men...Gane fans do. Ponder taht as I shadowbox to weem you
Post SexyGane1 and SexyGane2
Hokit tuah spit on that thang
Look at you get mad homie straight up dawg
niggas having jungle fever for gane
>>158552985How yuo been b
let's be honest we're all wondering what happened to the other finn
>LET ME TASTE HIS SAUSAGE
>>158553078Don't alter the line. Meat works best
Sniper gang
A MANA GANEA POKEA POKE TO HEEM THE EYES OF TOM
we got a meat expert in the thread
If only you knew how bad things really are
>>158552374nigga Kayla is a Olympic Gold Medalist in Judo and very strong for a woman.Shes gonna fuck up Nunes. Im surprised she accepted fight
>>158551858both these guys are half whiteys
>>158553086why is cumslut so smug
>>158553220He learned it from his Daddyrov
When will Gane make his run for the presidency?
>>158553260Every french woman will be entitled to 3 state mandated BBCs per week. Chills.
>>158553260>President? Do you have any idea how much power I'd have to give up to be President?
Dana is a name for girls.
>>158553417Post your name
>>158553419Abusupjan
My name? Most people just call me Ciryl Gane Jr.
Ilia said he once walked in on Justin eating shit from a diaper
Iconic
>>158553471Not me. I call you Cybil Bitch Jr!
this still up?
>this still up
>>158554067“best in the world” lol
does getting heemed actually make your chin weaker or is that just something that caught on cause it sounds right enough?
>>158554131Arlovski rebounded but these smaller guys let their ego shine and stay broken
>>158552374Listen to all these bonobos, what would you rather have, replaced neck discs lr time off with your family going into a fight? I don't believe in ring rust, the only thing rusting is Kaylas new neck.
>>158552561>especially when fighter in question is Brazilian.scary trvth nuke
*enters cage**self consous of farting**cant stop thingking about jt**get heemd*
Eat shit.You know who you are.
Russel brand bros....they got our gigga Chad
It was a lucky kwab
>>158552638>The cross above Jones symbolizing good triumphing over evil Chills
>>158554067>just shoot brazz-ACKKWAB
yep, that's me
5 days until Gane fights.
>>158552374Why do people overrate Kayla so much? She lost to some PFL bum not even that long ago.
>>158553186>nigga Kayla is a Olympic Gold Medalist in JudoLol I see what you did there, good bait
>>158554690Time going by so fast
>>158554705I like her back and masculine features while knowing she has a pussy. maybe toss another 120lbs on kayla turn her into a powerlifter. Brock/Sable = Me/Kayla
>CHICKEN SHIT TO CHICKEN SALAD
>>158554705And Nudes lost to Pena
You know we're gonna send you some place that youre not gonna like
>>158554832Naked Nunes for 15 minutes (no touch) or Takedowns with Tai for two minutes (moderate touch)
>>158554842barely tapped they shouldve ran it back before Gane got too popular
Jackson wink cant save hokbeast
TUF is on tonight or Wednesday
>>158554864Wink is all he needs
>>158554832That was absolutely a dive and I say that unironically. She then proceeded to beat the brakes off of Pena in the rematch. Even if it wasn't an obvious dive, losing to Pena and then immediately avenging it decisively is less embarrassing than losing to a PFL bum and never avenging it.
>>158554878I disagree completely
>>158554885100% but you agree
>>158554878Diving is degenerate, it ruins my betting experience
>>158554933Gambling is degenerate
The hecking foighting nerdsss
>>158548812stay the fuck away from polearms, they give no reach advantage whatsoever and your slow swings will allow bandits with shitty short weapons to heem you quickly
>>158554953Diving is degenerate. Violence is degenerate. Monster energy drink is degenerate. Stock market is degenerate. If a fighter is going in there and putting their health on the line for entertainment, and Im degenerate for backing that fighter and taking a financial risk for a dopemein spike, how is the fighter not more degenerate than me? They promote monster energy drink which is proven to cause cancer. Young people drink that shit.
>>158555017You take no risk watching someone fight, you take plenty of risk placing bets, don't come in here with that false equivalence as if there isn't levels to thisAnd no one said fighters weren't degens
>>158555029Probably no more risk than you take on a daily basis collecting food and water
>>158555078you really believe that?
Someone puts a gun to your head and says they'll shoot unless you have sex with either Kayla Harrison, Amanda Nunes or Finnster. Which one are you choosing?
>>158555208im choosing the bullet
>>158555208either?
Meng bet the house on hokit its fkn over
>>158555208Finn1ster
>>158555208harrison easy, i like his smile
Do you like to watch people get fucked for free? Watch me fuck F1NN5TER for free this satarday nite.
>>158555208Harrison is hot. I’d sex her even without a death threat.
>>158554684the whole gane family looks upwardly mobile
>>158555208Nunes. I'd have her lay prone and just focus on her ass.
>>158555208Anyone not picking Finn is a mentally ill homofaggot
>>158555444>those digits
*knocks you the fuck out motherfucker*
wait... gane really is white?!
>>158554067It seems like Khabib and Islam are the only ones of these niggas that are actually champ material
If I weem you yuo are my slave in the afterloife and I have many slaves already but yuo will add to my collectoin of slaves nicely- Molly Meatball
wowhttps://x.com/disclosetv/status/2119910890657222826
>>158555208Nunes is better imo, seems like shes Bi on the down low too so might be more into it
would you suck her meng
>>158555706Dana sure knows how to suck more influential men’s cocks.
>What's the question? Boots on the ground in Iran? Look, we don't discuss matchups until tuesday
Secretary Dana white
Bruh.
You have to admire Dana's loyalty, Dirty Diaper Donald just completely burned all bridges with his own supporters by agreeing to the amnesty deal, but Dana is still along for the ride
danabeast is the father we never had
>>158555800DDPonald been oinking and squirting since Sexy El-Sayedaddy ethered him
Where's the janny when you need him?
>>158555866Buddy...taht IS le jannny!
>>158555917
"to strike is to punch and kick the opponent with strikes"-ciryl gane
One of you dumb faggots once said "ganes from Texas I can tell" and I can't get it out of my head I literally just say it throughout the day like it's some sort of alma matter
>>158555976Boying Gane all by myselfTom's blind in one eye, I can tell
>>158555976they have the politics of frenchmen now so it vibes
>>158551972It's a shame Ilia will never be this good again after what Justin did to him
>>158556039Is this the Alexander Volkov translation?
Ilia=a James Bond and Bruce Wayne aura Justin=pizza cake aura
>>158556004Magatard detected
James Bond quit on the stool to pizza cake
>>158556139Are you a detective?
what exactly is hoklits path to victory
>>1585561891. stay at kicking range2. feint a lot3. keep it up for 25 minutes
>>158556189Assasinate Ganes soft brian with insultsBumrush his gay ass and hold down the turbo buttonOver whelmh Gane
>>158556189Drain Gane's balls with his piggy slutholes.
>>158556231What is wrong micht you
>>158556221Why would the much shorter wrestler stay at kicking range?
>>158556189When Gane goes for his signature eye poke counter by using his specially trained eyelids to grip onto his fingers and trap him in punching range where Hokit can unload on him until finishing.
*longs in*
>>158556221>store in a cool, dry place.
>>158556304the goal is to force gane to strike
>>158556397you let that get in the way? weak sauce
>>158556397Hokshit is such a faggot redditor kek
fake tits certainly have come a long way
MODS
>>158556425>you don’t like bullies yet you spam transsexual porn on a sports board to sway discussion to what you want to silence all with the shock, so your opinion is the only one seen until it is blocked. weak attempt at bullying but it is bullying. I think you are a Hokit fan and not admitting it that’s what I think. Good luck to you and your transsexual porn posting.
Wheres Finald
AGP status: triggered
Wellington Turman....Guido Canetti...Ricardo Almeida...the unsung ledgdends. Where are there flowers? Ed Herman...Mario Hernandez....Mike Epcock....
I think hoklit should just Hapsplode into takedown every time Cereal tries to kick. also if Gane can reliably land jab, it's over.
>>158556524In other words, you just want him to Hokit tuah on that thang
>>158556481>silencing a chudlabeling and attempting to silence like a communist. you need to be hung but since you are transsexual the likelihood you commit suicide is high and you are of no concern to me in MMA
Hokit ending an era before it even begins. Gonna be a hard winter break for some of you kids
my honest reaction
how hokit finna do gane
>>158556500in the other thread b
Everyone needs to take a deep breath
i see blew lips
I'm Ilia Topuria and this is my gay little scarf
EARLY STOPPAGE!EARLY STOPPAGE!https://youtu.be/hCbnK3qDu64?si=JyY2EOxewomY6EsC
>>158556758Auckland calling
OH FUCK DANAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S7GRLGTLxM
>>158556845qrd?
>>158556862it's 35 minutes I've only just started it
Maybe you’re ready; are you prepared, though?
>shoulder checks you as you walk byWhat do you do?
>>158557007what do you think homes
Ganes from Texas I can tell hahahahahah fuck thats gold
>>158557007Pity you for having to do that to feel strong about you'reself
>>158557007I can shoulder press 75 pound bells for reps I would shatter your collar bone from the sheer inertia alone
>fight anyone>talk shit non-stop>make it to the top
Test.
>>158557251record a set for me right now then tough guy
Is anyone starting to get slightly mad right now? Hm?
Anyone feeling upset a little bit, or naw?
>>158557007spin with the check and grab your ass
Josh Hokit is the average cholo fuck head retardCyril Gane... he's not average at all.
Might fuck around and get a triple double
this pussy returns after work and wants more, go ahead bitch. pensacola more pensanolove
Game is slightly above average and African French. Mr. Hokit? He defeats anyone with African in their blood. Hokit will submit the Frenchman
UFC champion Cody GarbrandtCory SandhagenUmar Nurmagomedov
>>158557356Heinous post
>>158557285I'll record my knuckle in your orbital ye
>>158557404not if I move my feet. - Dom Cruz
>>158557356>No Love Sand Russian the cutting of boring sand russians makes sense now
SO IS THIS HEEM OR HWHAT
MY NEW GONICK IS ALL CAPS I FUKEN SHOUT AT YOU AND RAPE YOUR EARS
Two-time BMF Championship runner-up Dustin Poirier
This still up?
Meng put $200k on hokit to win $1m
we gon fine out sadaday nightsadaday nightwe gon fine out
