Lucky Duck Edition>>158541196
Devils best team
FLYERS ARE GONNA WIN
>>158548318You should've checked out the strip clubs
>>158548315should've been flames themed
>L4ffs
>>158548328>we do not want them to win
>>158548338Sorry. Next thread will be flames themed
>>158548315I have never watch the Mighty Ducks movies. These uniforms are ugly as fuck
VERY exciting garytime in calgary
>MY Anaheim ducks
Why is stadium food so gross?
>>158548374You're missing out on Kino >https://youtu.be/MqB7f9hZaFg?si=Z3wZENRU5hBjsZjr
Devils won that game
>>158548374Never open your wrong mouth again
My penguins );
the derelict pig trough of philadelphia
>>158548374>I have never watch the Mighty Ducks moviessounds like a miserable childhood>These uniforms are ugly as fuckah so you're miserable
FLAMES WIN!!!!!!!
>>158548390QUACK QUACK QUACK
For all the work that chayka did and berube being a """hockey terrorist""" this team is exactly as shit as last year's>the problem is bobrovsky and the defense at least they can score goalsLost 4-0 with stolarz in net lolAnd /hoc/ doesn't even care enough to >laffs
FLYERS LOSE TO THE FLAMSLOOOOOOOL
Oh no....im stuck in a 90s soft rock youtube algo..........BUT TELL ME, DID YOU SAIL ACROSS THE SUNDID YOU MAKE IT TO THE MILKY WAY TO SEE THE LIGHTS ALL FADEDAND THAT HEAVEN IS OVERRATED
>>158548423>laffs
gg
One more Hughes plzThen the dynasty can begin
>Filfthadelphia
I’m playing a gnome warlock in wow forever celebrating my flames win :)
>>158548328I am so embarrassed :[ We have a worse record than the Eagles now: 4-15 with the OTLs vs. 2-7
please fire tocc
>>158548453>flamers are gn*me playersunsurprising
Name your favorite player on your team!
Philly deserves every bit of suffering they receive
>>158548462Sixers won tho
is trb really a Devils fan now
>>158548472Gnomes are based
>>158548462>2-7jlmj
>>158548477Fraser Minten, can't wait for my leafs to call him up
Tired of these debbie lifelongs trying to claim Quinn. There is zero reason to believe he won’t be re-signing.
>>158548478This
1st Period• 00:02 FLA B. Tkachuk (Fighting - 5 min) drawn by N. Zadorov• 00:02 BOS N. Zadorov (Fighting - 5 min) drawn by B. Tkachuk• 00:31 FLA G. Forsling (Delay of Game (Puck Over the Glass) - 2 min)• 06:32 FLA G. Hathaway (Fighting - 5 min) drawn by M. Kastelic• 06:32 BOS M. Kastelic (Fighting - 5 min) drawn by G. Hathaway• 07:02 BOS M. Khusnutdinov (Holding - 2 min) drawn by M. Tkachuk• 11:44 BOS F. Minten (Cross-Checking - 2 min) drawn by A. Lundell• 15:02 FLA S. Bennett (Hooking - 2 min) drawn by C. Mittelstadt• 15:09 FLA A. Ekblad (Slashing - 2 min) drawn by E. Lindholm• 17:00 BOS F. Minten (Interference - 2 min) drawn by E. Luostarinen• 18:13 BOS M. Poitras (High-Sticking - 2 min) drawn by A. Lundell2nd Period• 07:01 FLA C. Verhaeghe (Tripping - 2 min) drawn by D. Pastrnak• 11:14 FLA S. Reinhart (Roughing - 2 min) drawn by C. McAvoy• 11:14 BOS C. McAvoy (Roughing - 2 min) drawn by S. Reinhart• 12:05 FLA M. Tkachuk (Delay of Game - 2 min)• 12:05 BOS N. Zadorov (Delay of Game - 2 min)• 14:44 FLA A. Lundell (Roughing - 2 min) drawn by C. McAvoy• 19:52 FLA E. Luostarinen (Misconduct - 10 min)• 19:52 BOS H. Lindholm (Misconduct - 10 min)• 20:00 FLA B. Tkachuk (Misconduct - 10 min)• 20:00 BOS N. Zadorov (Misconduct - 10 min)3rd Period• 04:56 FLA C. Reinhardt (Hooking - 2 min) drawn by D. Pastrnak• 08:02 FLA M. Tkachuk (High-Sticking - 2 min) drawn by M. Kastelic• 11:52 FLA M. Tkachuk (Roughing - 2 min) drawn by F. Minten served by C. Reinhardt• 11:52 FLA M. Tkachuk (Misconduct - 10 min)• 14:31 BOS M. Kastelic (Interference - 2 min) drawn by B. Imama served by M. Eyssimont• 14:31 BOS M. Kastelic (Misconduct - 10 min)• 14:31 FLA B. Tkachuk (Misconduct - 10 min)• 16:14 FLA S. Reinhart (Interference - 2 min) drawn by W. Borgen
>>158548477I wouldn't trade Jack for anybody, literallyIdc. Most clutch player alive
>>158548429That's 2000s retard
>>158548507Hes waiting for the off-season so he can sign for 22 million with the wild.
>>158548521The fuck? What did I miss out on?
>>158548493Sleep tight, Aniki
>>158548468We will take him! You get Huska in return.
>>158548521le gritty enforcer hockey Guy
>>158548477The macaroner
>>158548539He can do that now, basically. At that point of making that much money a year, what's an extra $1.5M?
leafs got slimed
>>158548521>two unsportsmanlikes in one game
>>158548521Imagine if Tom Wilson was playing in this game.
>>158548477Sennecke, he will be a top 10 player in the NHL in a couple years. He's so skilled, big, fast, tough and smart. Besides the occasional learning moment where he takes a dumb penalty there is no weakness in his game.
My Debbie’s (:
>>158548507Why are you sweaty
jej
>>158548615This might be the most absurd statement I've ever seen a team put out
>>158548570imagine all the shit the guys give him in the locker room
>>158548505He's going to be so good when he joins this year and next's high first round picks
*boos hellybuck*
>>158548615What does this mean. How is playing our best goalie a worse win probablity
QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK
>>158548615what the fuck is that supposed to mean
>>158548615>out goalie that has been lights out since we traded for him might make us lose the game more than the 35-year-old who has been shaky at bestIs their GM a retard?
>>158548521Florida is a goon team
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>>158548627New york teams are elite at statements
>>158548615No fucking WAY that’s real Edit: wtf it’s real
>>158548615this is the sort of shit analyticfags want you to take seriously
>>158548528Not even 25 year old Mcdavid?
Refs stay calling penalties on the ducks because their opponents can't skate
>>158548477Pasta
>>158548615KWAB
>>158548652uhhh its cause his old team knows his weaknesses uhhh yeah
>>158548690Always with the hypotheticals
>>158548615what's wrong with hellebuyck?
Do they maybe think that Hellebuyck's tendencies and whatnot are too well known by the Jests? If so, that's fuckin' retarded even moreso.
also worth noting that helle doesn't sit on the bench when he isn't playing, he stays in the dressing room so he will be well insulated from boos and what have you
>>158548681debilskeks you need to explain this one
>>158548728We stand with Israel tranny what's there to explain
>>158548615Things a life way of apologizing to the retards who spent an shit load of extra money after the tickets went up
>>158548727Is that a perk you get for winning Olympic gold? You can just chill in the locker room and watch TV instead?
>>158548741That's out of style now seems you guys are the last to get that memo
>>158548744There’s no point for a backup to sit on an uncomfortable bench for two hours
>>158548767Who's gonna open the door for the players?
Let me bandwagon the ducks now. Who are their best players? Strength? Weakness?
It has been 757 days since a ducks goalie got a shut out
>if we play our gold medal, vezina winning goalie who hasn't lost a game yet for us and also just came off a shutout we have a higher chance of losing
>>158548764May the lion of Judah conquer the Moslem horde from the Euphrates to Stockholm
After debating and careful consideration, we have decided to go ahead and letAnon make the next thread despite the quality probability percentages. They are adamant about it and they feel they are up for the challenge.
>>158548794Need better defense
>>158548741FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA
Sunny's ways are mysterious, but we trust He has a plan
>>158548794I didn't know it was that long :(
Moistcritikal got to touch the Stanley cup when the lightning won
>>158548824The pressure is going to get to him. He's not ready for the big leagues.
Remember when Erik Karlsson was the best defenseman in the NHL?
>>158548807devils gm saw this and instantly decided to sit helle on tuesday
>>158548807>>158548832>>158548857Nice
>>158548824Thanks. I won't let you down o7
>>158548764NJ has the second highest percentage of Jewish population of any state, behind only NY
Bros.....
allow me to interject for a moment, and say QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
now crosby can focus on starting a family
i didn't get to see the macaroon post, was it any good?
>*closes your window*
>>158548920I'm ready
jets media (illegal curve) has been going off on the devils management for 15 minutes now. dropping f bombs even which they never do. I gotta agree tho, such a pussy ass move, fuck the debbies
>pulls the goalie with 8 minutes leftbased retards
My penguins won’t be shut out (:
>>158548950It's not our problem that you guys decided this game was your Stanley Cup, we have bigger plans
Hellebuyck kinda looks like Jonny Cakes aka vitos gay lover
>>158548943How did he get another GM job after that debacle in Arizona?
>>158548936I thought it was funny :3
Not like this duckies! Not again!
Ducks having to play 5v7 again. Pens can tackle a guy but ducks get called for tripping
>>158549008bribed ownership with wendys coupons
>another duck defensive collapse Wtf is wrong with the ducks?
>>158548920If it's anything less than one of his family members got kidnapped by a deranged fan I'm gonna disappointed
>>158549019Cope
My penguins scored again (:
Corey Perry should retire as a Duck.
>>158549036Eat shit
>>158549033nah it's probably because he couldn't get a skinner dinner-style promo deal
>>158549054corey perry should be thrown into a volcano
>>158549031Pens can straight tackle people without the puck but if a duck is close to a falling opponent it's tripping
>>158549080you're just upset that he molested bedard
>>158549054fuck, i wish. one of my favorite ducks of all time. he was a rat, but he was also entertaining and could score
>>158549054Corey Perry should shower with Bedard again
>>158548950what did they do?
Has empty net literally ever worked
>>158549027Owners hate this one trick
Is he going to hide the rest of his life? What a pussy.
anyone watch Helles post game interview? what a terrible liar
This is me right now
Is it fair to say the panthers took the loss a little hard today?
>>158549131yes
>>158549102basically call the devils and helle trash and spineless over and over again
Mad at 5-0 HellebuyckSeething about not-washed Hellebuyck
>>158548950Honestly I’ll never look at Helle the same again. He proved himself to be a head case in Winnipeg with the bizarre interviews he gave when he was pissing down his leg in the playoffs but I didn’t know it was this bad
>>158549131why do they hate zadorov so much
>>158549096But he was our rat...
>>158549111https://youtu.be/XTbWk-fxMIs?is=xkEo2-o1m84dZ63S
>>158549164Didn't ask
>>158549164Rumour is helle had to leave Winnipeg because he cheated on his wife with a local weather woman and his wife forced him to the states to escape that Canadian succubus.
>>158549170It must his new flow that is pissing them off.
DUCKS HATTY!
>>158549188You're thinking of Ryan Kesler.
CUTTER HAT TRICKCHICKEN
QUACK QUACK NEGROS
>>158549204remember how kesler is going to go on trial for shoving his foot into his daughters friends vagoo
QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!
>>158549188canadian cock concubine versus michigander meat mistress, who wins
>Sheldon Keefe cites Connor Hellebuyck's workload as a big reason he won't play in Winnipeg. That would have been his 4th start in 8 days.>"From our perspective, when you zoom out, this is a goaltender that is not going to play every single game of the season. You’re always looking for times to give him a night off."
>>158549217Was the daughter's friend over 18 at the time?
just here to laffspost>laffs
>I’ve studied goaltending extremely hard. I’ve probably studied the most out of anyone in this world, so I know what to do and how to get my best game.Such a sourpuss head case. Thank fuck he’s gone to some irrelevant team that has no chance of ever winning the Stanley Cup
>>15854925216
Helle had to hire private security and retired JTF2 operators to protect him and his family and you think he'd even dare going in that crease
how can cutter gauthier be good when hunter skinner was shit
Big couple of nights for Granny. Love and miss that lil mug.
>>158549188this would make sense
why tocc why
>>158549131>tranthers
https://youtu.be/EeyhKWjQaKk
>>158549267Meh, she was old enough to know what she wanted. Innocent in my eyes.
>>158548920We all know what the true reason is, you're absolutely not allowed to say it as a player. But it's that if you play for Winnipeg (or any other Canadian or northern team) you are barred from winning the cup, that includes Minnesota and Buffalo, and if all you wanna do is win the cup and you're on a team that won't be allowed to win the cup then you want out, its that simple, But he'll make up some other gay ass Gary approved excuse.
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>>158549286hunter shepard won back to back calder cups
>>158549327Jazz has a based brother too!
>>158549294That goal celebration though.
>>158549337nah he'll cite how the cops don't take homeless natives on starlight tours anymore
DUCKS WIN!!!
>>158549262But we ARE winning the ‘up this year, so your post is illogical
and helle wrote a mental health book for kids...
>>158549294So I've never watched a blue jackets wild game in my life did johansen agree here to let grandlund have a goal for some sort of record or why did he just skate away without even trying to win the faceoff
while other goalies were out partying and having sex, hellebuyck studied the skate blade
>>158549417what can be better for your mental health than choosing to remove yourself from a situation that makes you sad
How does cutter score so much?!
>>158549442hey that's a good idea! *jumps off balcony*
>>158549429looks like he thought he won the faceoff and was going to rush into the zone and then turned around to see granny won and the puck is now in the net.
Fuck you Cutter.
>>158549469why didn't he just request a trade bros
Stop spamming about the Ducks. This is a Devils/Wild general.
>>158549499no
>>158549470He's not even in position to take a faceoff, his stick is never near the puck and he guns for the ozone right away. Maybe some galaxy brain set play
>>158549456he's elite
>>158548920We already know the reason though? Him/his family got death threats by what he (probably correctly) assumed was Canadians after he got the award from Trump.
>>158549523he probably just thought of the granlund nude leak and got distracted
I GOT TO THROW MY HAT LADS
>Canucks play flyers tomorrow They just might get a win
Huomenta but the opposite
>>158549429There were 15 seconds left in the game so the strategy seemed to be to just push forward as fast as possible
>>158549523I dunno man, i think it was pretty much game over at this point too. Don't remember the time this goal was or the score.>Foligno scored with 16 seconds remaining to make it 3–2, and Granlund responded just 2 seconds later into the empty net, tying an NHL record for two fastest goals (1.7 seconds apart)Pretty much over by then, I guess. I dunno, might make a good Q&A question for Ryan Johanssen if you ever meet in real life.
>devils org laughing stock of nhljust like that gay cringe newfag that posts here kwab
>>158549582Gary will reinstate draws tomorrow 9am pst so each team has a chance to not win
>>158549541>death threatsMay I see the police report?
Devils have won 9 of their last 10
>>158548978>ourbro thinks he's on the team
>>158549647Just like my islanders
>>158549651Hey, if you paid Gary your $500 +tax, +tip for a jersey, then you are on the team.
>>158549661*our
My penguins ):
>>158549642Hellecuck knows that Canadian police are limpdicks and chose to hire private security instead.
cutter should have been a flyer.
This was a fun watch on >my team's day offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDwuZzLD3bs
>>158549680nta but did he say that he was threatened? that's kinda funny if so. probably was some drunk homeless tard
>>158549591>>158549625Strange. But yeah thanks for looking, ryan if you're reading this let us know
>>158549674mopr
Flyers could have been Carlsson, Gauthier, and Michkov
>>158549541Watch him come out and make a super political statement that utterly melts reddit's brains. Something like, politicians are turning Canada into a hellhole of unlimited immigration from the third world and he feared for his family's decreasing quality of life
>>158549710Yeah but they suck
>>158549725He's a hockey player, he's too dumb to think about any of that. It's just>i wonned and an everyone was mad at me for being shit in the regular season and choking in the playoffs so I ran awayed
>>158549710Imagine how Tocchett would treat them though. Look at what he's doing to Martone.
>>158549680Why do you and America mirrorpost so much
>>158549700That's what Fridgeman said was the reason.
>>158549840oh okay gotcha
>>158549828My mother once said, if two people say something, it's probably true.
>>158549876So two dads growing up eh?
>>158549896Your joke bombed and you should feel shame.
>>1585498593 hat tricks in the last 5 games is kinda crazy
>>158549859He should come home and play for his hometown team.
in ganon's castle bro's
>>158549771You're telling me Quinville, the butt rapist is better?!
>>158549904Swedes know a thing or two about bombings let's ask him
what the HELL is that inbetween price and bergeron
>>158549908The coyotes are dead anon
>>158549917Seems to be doing wonders for Sennecke.
>>158549940kek
Donated 35 cents to the legion today
>>158549910Have you done the infinite jump by swapping between the deku stick and the slingshot?
oh wait this "Swede" is trb nvm
>>158549935Tkachuk, Not sure - kinda looks like Saku Koivu, Price, some bitch that likely did nothing but be born with a vagina, Bergeron, Not sure.How'd I do?
>>158549969only wrong about pekka rinne so call it A+
>>158549985Ah, shit. I knew it was a Finn though, haha.
>>158549958i made sure to avoid eye contact with the guy asking for donations outside the liquor store
Too many Canadians online tonight
>>158550065agreed
>>158549962no sir, i'm not a tranny
>>158550065
>>158550085I'd like to hug her pussy iykwim
Mcdavid wins a cup!
>>158549859Gauthier was hitting a lot of posts and just missing the net to start the season, I knew it would turn around at some point
>>158550105do you have the biggoron sword
>>158550137ahh yessir
>>158549937His home will always be his birthplace>>158549968Ok buddy
good night but the opposite
>name is "Hell"ebuyck>gets traded to the DevilsBravo Gary
>>158550274huomenta :DDD
>>158550263your home is where you grew up, not necessarily where you were born
Jt Millers leadership got thr Rangers to start winning games
>>158550322>Be named the Devils>Are the league's biggest fearThere are a lot of little authorial flourishes like this
>>158549917Men can't be raped, unless it's the sweltering hot summer of 92
>>158550368if mcdavid doesn't get a point tomorrow it will be his crowning achievement so far in this season
I forgot to wear my poppy pin when i went shopping at the Superstore. There were no poppys even in the store. None at the front and no old timer handing them out. This is not very canadian
Does coaching staff get to shower with the team
>*blocks your shot*
>>158550497me in the top right
I'm on Labatt numero 9 :Dhttps://youtu.be/LYdCzs5uPrI
>>158549969That guy on the end is Brian Burke. His son is a homosexual
Wait a fuckin' second...the bruins have some bitch as their PA announcer? kek. what a faggot-ass franchise.
>>158550388KWAB
>>158550541he doesn't take kindly to unfounded accusations online either
>>158550542Lmao do they have a man with a booming voice doing all the contest and promo shit
>>158550541Gary put him in the HOF for having a faggot son?
>>158550541*was
Might have to get some more labattshttps://youtu.be/Zzyfcys1aLM
>>158550595we don't say the f-slur here
>>158550599Whaddya mean wa- Ohhhhhh.
>>158550622Shut up, faggot.
fighting gannondorf and subsequently ganon bro's it's time :)
>>158550641we also don't tell people to shut up
>>158550688You're not people.
>>158550696dehumanizing is not how we operate also
>>158549582pls win tomorrow in regulationwould do a lot for the "Fire Tocchet" cause
>>158550647idk what this means
>>158550729Can't dehumanize someone who isn't human.
>>158550815oh but you can and that's what we do here on /hoc/
>>158550768KWAB
Discuss Ducks, not Devils
Discuss Devils moreso than Ducks, mentioning Ducks only in passing
^ Ignore that
F L A M E S
>>158550899NO.
>>158550899RULE
>>158550883>>158550895One of the most sovl moments in NHL history. Zoomers will never experience kino of this magnitude due to safety rules and concussion protocols.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C57NpdhJkUU
It’s crover
>>158551004SIX SEVEN!
btfo ganon bro's
no deaths btw bc i'm an elite gamer and i didn't use a guide!!!!!!!!
>>158551003SOVL. Like something from a movie
>>158551044nice, the next challenge is 3 hearts only, and no bottled fairies
navi leaving without a word has me still seething and sad 28 years later reeeeeeeee>>158551063fuck no bro i'm 40 years old.
Karlsson absolutely would've been the goat defensemen if Matt Cooke didn't slice his ankle up
>>158550647Yes you do
>>158551004He deserves to stay. He's done too much for the organization. They need to start a rebuild NOW though. That means the other uncs - Letang, Malkin, and Karlson all need to go.
Guys numales are calling about Hellenbuck https://youtu.be/nu43cqGvimU?is=lSwjj3X1typPUNJn
What kind of manager can Brian Burke be if his own son switched teams in the middle of the game
>>158551104matt cooke was and is a pos of shit
>>158551116It is crazy to me that those three are still playing together.
>>158551133if only they had kept Flower
>>158551130This shit was my desktop wallpaper for months, and I wasn't a Thrasher's fan.
>>158551141kane's greatest contribution to the league
>>158551114over and done with bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBlFHuCzPgY
>>158551139I always hated him for being a pong, but I really came to like him when he played for the mild. I also really liked his performance in the 2018 SC final.
Devin Cooley interviews are so cringe. Dude thinks hes so wise meanwhile his philosophy comes from smoking weed in his pjs while eating cereal and watching Rick and Morty.
I checked my model and it says I'm gay
>>158551246Is only interview. Why you heff to be mad?
>>158551246nah he's a genius who has strong self-esteem and a bunny and that makes you feel insecure
>>158551250same
i respect and support everyone's right's, but sometimes it's hard being the only team in the league who isn't gay
>>158551269* extra apostrophe on the word "rights"
>>158551269your team also has the most men who have had their cocks openly displayed to the public
>>158551276and how exactly do you know this? i have not seen a single cock of any NHL player, but you seem to be an expert
>>158551292i'm somewhat of an expert of cocks when it pertains to nhl players
>>158551296to add to this, teemu selanne, former duck, is known to have a VERY long snake if you know what i mean. very long
>>158551301Maybe I can ask about this at the Selanne Steak Tavern in Laguna Beach
>>158551308it might even be commemorated on a plaque there
listening to the smiths
it's so easy to laughit's so easy to hateit's takes guts to be gentle and kind
>>158551351
>if you must write prose and poems the words you use should be your own>don't plagiarize or take on loan>'cause there's always someone, somewhere with a big nose, who knows>and who trips you up and laughs when you fall>who'll trip you up and laugh when you fallwhat did he mean by someone with a big nose who knows bro's
>laffs
>>158551269i like the ducks and i hope they go far despite them not being my team, but my team is last in the league so it's o.k. if they do
ducks are gay imo
>>158551351SHUT THE HELL UP
>>158551351>it's so easy to laugh>it's so easy to hatefun too
>>158551454if you're so funny, then why are you alone tonight?
>>158551447and if you're so clever, then why do you sleep alone tonight?
>>158551459See? It is fun to spread hate.
>>158551463I'm not though. I'm having a sleep over with Celebrini and Smith.
>>158551472because tonight is just like any other night. that's why you're all alone tonight.
>>158551477I'm gonna put you to sleep
>>158551485sing me to sleep
>>158551485What was Beagle even thinking?
>>158551488okay here goes:EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
>>158551491i know, i know, it's serious
>>158551488Mein gott nice digits
>>158551490These things happen
>>158551514I'm sure they gave him his helmet right back, but if I were that Hab, I would have tried to keep it. Mount that shit with the stick still stuck in it on my wall or something.
>>158551514not high sticking
I'm gonna do one more thing tonight thats been on my list and then go to sleep /hoc/
wtf the ducks are now third place pacific division
>>158551003I miss scott stevens
>>158549859Well it doesn't really count if it's empty net
>>158551566Shit division
>small dick /pacific/
>>158551621cope the knights rule
>>158551627knights are like sushis in arizonait smells like 8hrs drive ocean fish
>sushis
The cup will be a rerun from last season. You can stop watching now
>>158551643metroslop supremacy
>ovi 4 pointsYeah it’s over
>>158551643mild hasbs
Exciting season ahead :)
>>1585516381993 bro kwab
>>158551668don't ever (you) me again
>>158551680no milly? no lifetime?
>>158551668oh sorry but we don't post the amount of times a dick has been thrust in our ass and face within the last 24 hours here on /hoc/
Attendance is up, every winter classic and stanley cup final has record viewers. Don't question why half the arena looks empty, goy
>>158551745true, but enough about you
>>158551820you were penetrated nearly two thousand timesme? not even 30 times
https://youtu.be/gRYZijLZR-Q
this is the greatest man in sports right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHJ3IqQCj90&t=1s
>>158551543
i tried to be perfect but /hoc/ wasn't worth iti don't believe it makes me real
Auston Matthews is the greatest assembly of atoms this Universe has ever seen.
Huomenta
Now's the time to trade Matthews. Chayka bet the farm on castoffs from SC quality franchises, to join the washed IR denizens already there, and Moron Really. Chayka should be fired now, too. A new first, even for laffs. Gone before Thanksgiving. Note: Stay away from fast food retard GM's.
>>158552599Retard, hope chakya cuts your cashier shifts
>>158552599still better than the >ded wongs (who are in last place)
Samir seething in duplicate kwab
>samir mentioned the melty has begun
nou kwab
im white
drunk 2 energy drunks
>>158552687Same but it didn't help
>>158548615I’m ok with this - the devils don’t owe the Winnipeg jets any additional motivation or some epic moment or whatever… Connor said he doesn’t want to play there anymore, seems clear enough to me, good luck against Jake Allen
its time for da perculator (coffee machine)
Damn, I cant wait for the devils vs jets tomorrow. Going to be great seeing hellebuyck against his former team.
>>158552811Win Percentage Probability bros......he doesn't know
>Nooooooooo you must alter your rotation specifically to give us our revenge game!!!Devils don't think about ya
Devils is a quite satanic name if you think about it.
>>158552860Yeah man such a grueling schedule the Debbies have this week. Hellebuyck needs all the rest he can get especially considering he sat out the beginning of the season
>>158552873The Jets are a team we can beat with Jake Allen and Hellebuyck has already played a ton recently, they want to save him for the Capitals. It also doesn't help anything if he gets demoralized by losing to the Jets while still getting back in game shape. Starting him would be just be doing the Jets a favor, it's their last remaining meaningful game and they'd like the extra motivation. We don't care and we're not giving that to them. The only reason we would have started him is if Hellebuyck insisted but obviously they explained that it doesn't suit their schedule and he's fine with it
>>158551116>He deserves to stayHe deserves to go home
>>158552920kwab imagine writing out all this cope>w-we don't caresure ya don't little yankee doodle dandy
Currently not thinking about Loserpig
>>158552873The players should 100% do something. Either the jets run him, or allen flops for hellebuyck. I do think playing hellebuyck is a lower chance to win than allen, just due to the fact that the jets will play harder. But dude, its cringe as fuck.
>>158548315I really like this Image. Mind if I save it?
>>158552920True Hellebuyck played a whopping 5 games so far this season. Get the poor man some rest already.
>*oink oink Loserpig noises intensify*He isn't playing. You aren't worthy. That's what nobody wants to tell you.
We'll let Jake Allen roll in the mud with the piggies. Heavenbuyck need not dirty his hands
>>158549859thanks (anaheim) docs
>>158549859The time to bandwagon is NOW.
Samir vs. Dominick at the bottom of the Atlantic rages on.
>>158552599* LET THE JERSEYS HIT THE ICE *
"However, in our estimation, playing Hellebuyck in this game would potentially give us a reduction in our expected win probability." -- Sunny Mehta, Devils gmAnalytics has completely sucked the soul out of sports. Being a former NHL player should be a mandatory requirement for employment as an NHL general manager.
>>158553167Bottoming the Atlantic is comparable to winning the western conference final
samir knows a lot about bottoming
Still not thinking about Loserpig
Saar do not redeem the winning probability
is hockey a men's sport?quotes like these >>158553187 seem to indicate otherwise
bros.....The Panthers play the Sens later this month.......I don't think Brady should play because of the win probability bros......
Hellebuyck haters lost
>>158553187>Being a former NHL player should be a mandatory requirement for employment as an NHL general manager.That would get the NHL sued for sexism as soon as some foid decided she wants to be a GM
>>158553364The Kitties got BTFO by the Sens earlier this season so maybe the Debbies are on to something...
>>158553375>shutting out the >laffs is connor's stanley cup
https://www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/article/protests-planned-outside-canadian-tire-centre-in-ottawa-for-visit-by-nhls-alex-ovechkin/So stunning. So brave.
>>158553439even our lefty fag states aint doin this lol
I think the Devils are doing a great job of utilizing load management as well as looking out for their players mental health and well being. It would be a really toxic environment for Connor to play in and it's refreshing to see organizations have a soul for once. It makes me proud to be a Devil's Fan! Edit: Wow I didn't expect this post to blow up the way it did. Thank you all for the karma!
Devils Derangement Syndrome already going nuclear and we're not even in the playoffs yet
Flames bros stay winningFlyers sisters stay losing
Helle turns into a pumpkin every year in le ploffs so enjoy being reg season champs with nothing to show for it in perpetuity
>>158553494Bench him in the ploffs except for game 7 situations
>>158553474employ the indian, become indian
>larkin has lost almost 69,000 Hot N Ready's in wages since quitting bros....
>4DX screen >Still can't see the puck
>>158553499Put your mother on the bench you punk ass white boy
>>158553523Are they going to spray essence of feces in the theater?
>>158553439I forgot why we hate him . Did he felate the Kremlin or something?
lotta devilsfags out of nowherereminds me of chicago all of a sudden having the largest internet presence in the league circa 2012
>>158553534The giants and jets are total ass so that's why
I’m going to make some baked Brie today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3977dSVldg
>>158553541>New York in the nameNot our problem
devils fans be like aye oh don't you disrespect my muddas sauce like that, it goes all da way back to da old country capeesh?
>>158553531He's a Putin lapdog
I used to think those retards in infomercials that trip on rugs and spill shit all over the floor, can’t find anything in messy drawers, throw out their backs pulling appliances out of cabinets, etc etc were bad actors but I’ve come to realize they weren't and that's who I have become now.
>>158549111When Dean Evason was coaching the Wild, I think they scored 10 something goals pulling the goalie in a single season. I remember he pulled (Talbot?) with like 7 min left too kek
sharks r playn 2nite
>>158553581thanks for the Facebook update mom
Is Brock Faber a top 10 defenseman?
>>158553636Let me guess you were trying to wash your car again but you fell because you trying to carry too much stuff at once
>>158553569My mom didn't cook and I make the Marcella Hazan sauce
Shark pacos will never be relevant.
>>158553429>laffs
>>158553658We don’t know who that is here
>>158553581Thanks, Karen.
>>158553691Greater Anaheim suburb just like LA
> Head Pajeet: "We'd like to express our sincere regrets to all the wives in Winnipeg who will be beaten with a chunk of firewood when their drunk husband gets home from the game but didn't get to boo Helle and throw beer bottles at him. We will strive to be better. Slava ukrainia."
2027 HoF class is gonna be pitiful
>>158553785jeff carter is a shoe-in
>>158553785when "games played" is your achievement it's not a good year
>>158553523Imagine the smell
Tkachuk getting in before Brind'Amour is laughable>>158553799Marleau should get in eventually just for passing Howe's record
Our Islanders are playing tonight!
>>158553523> Good Kingston biiyyyys lemme tell ya'.
Is it better to be busting or to be a bust?
busta bulju
>>158553832it's november, no busting allowed
>>158553835I already did Semen Retention September so I'm sitting NNN out
>>158553816The New York Melties are a joke around here
>>158553783>no look goalFilthy
A massacre in Leningrad...
>>158553785I never thought about them just shrugging their shoulders and giving it to Johnny before. I would be cool with them lowering the standards a bit, it shouldn't have taken forever to induct Roenick/Mogilny level players imo
>>158553873are you able to see any of the drone or airstrikes in Russia from where you are?
>>158553868You new arrivals hold no power here. First prove to me that you can be as iconic as our mafioso, then we'll talk.
>>158553888Not really, but I can hear AA shooting them down almost every night. Wanna sponsor a strike on my house? I'm flattered.Realistically though, there's no guarantee one day a rogue drone or AA rocket remains wouldn't strike me. So far it made my life fuller because you start enjoying every day.
Putting a cheeky 50 on rags tonight.
>>158553971To lose I hope
>>158553971fool<|>your money
>>158553785Maybe we don't need to induct players into the HoF every year.
>>158554053Okay gonna need you to cool it with the antisemitism
>>158553785Could you imagine if they inducted that shitter Zack Parise before Patty Elias
>>158553873St. Pidorsburg being bombed is a good thing for humanity.
Is 3 hattys in 8 days good?
>>158554138>for globohomoFify
>>158554138We aren’t genocidal here
>>158553785>diedhow is that a hockey-relevant statistic?
Lauren Kyle's empire is growing...
>>158554138Look, if you hate Russia so much you can join AFU anytime, they accept volunteers.
>>158554156globodaddies*
Brendan Burke (December 8, 1988 – February 5, 2010) was the youngest son of longtime NHL executive and general manager Brian Burke.• LGBTWTFBBQ Advocacy: In late 2009, Brendan came out as gay while serving as a student manager for the Miami University men's ice hockey team, making waves as a prominent voice against homophobia in hockey and sports.• Tragic Death: At age 21, Brendan died on February 5, 2010, alongside passenger Mark Reedy when his Jeep Grand Cherokee slid into oncoming traffic on a snowy highway in Wayne County, Indiana.By jeep they mean cock and by oncoming traffic they mean his boyfriend's asshole.
>>158553967Why’s alcoholic anonymous shooting?
>>158554183What is all of that in real money?
>>158554183Extremely overpriced
Are the Panthers Barkov babbies or just shit with or without him?
>>158554183>CWC meets the flames I'm coping
>>158554473They need a Finn to win
>>158552687ES?
Shannon actually has a reasonable take about the Hellebuyck situationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1HeFSZB09s
>>158554568Mega Force
Just got back from the DMV
>>158554686how was maryland this time of year?
>>158554473Yes.
>>158554711it was easy I made an appointment and the process was seamless
>>158554664Don’t think they sell that here
Afternoon marner was quite pleasant
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