Rags EditionPrevious >>158548315
>>158554800Anime
>>158554775It's from netherlands
>>158554804Is really gay
>>158554664Never heard of that one. Truth be told, I only even know of ES thanks to Gondola.I am however drinking a monster.
My flyers vs the nuckies tonightkino
>>158554828Can the nucks win again?
>>158554828Post MOAR ICE GIRLS
I take a Hellebuyckian approach and filter Canadian flags to enhance my /sp/ experience.
For me it's
It’s up
>>158554932You are most wise.
>>158554952what am I looking at
>>158554964Playoff odds
>>158554964Typos. Should have a bunch of 100%s for Calgary.If your question is serious, it's the likelyhood of making the playoffs, and I think the odds of winning each round.
>>158554983Looks like everyone walked away with a W from those games.
>>158554952Fix the borders. Add the headings.
>>158554828shes going to be cold
>>158554983more like Austria LDenmark L
>>158554994My phone isn’t big enough
>>158555002Switch to desktop view and then finger size it to fit.
spotted a penguins jersey in line at wal mart today
>>158555033Caught a glimpse of yourself in the self-checkout camera?
>>15855495250% sounds right for the kitties
>>158555002Get a bigger phone.
I didn't spot an ask today
>>158554952>below the flames Its over for our leafs
>>158554994he insists on posting this unreadable slop everyday
>>158555057You'll spot the middle knuckle of my fist right before you lose consciousness.
Lots of good games today
its crazy how all the doubt and hostility around swayman's contact has just gone away
>>158555111>Lots of good games todayYou really think somebody would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>158555141cope these games have future playoff implications
>MUH WIN PROBABILITY
>>158555011I hate desktop>>158555054I won’t get a new phone until next year
>>158555164>copeLiterally what you're doing>rags/soilers is the only game tonight.Philly and Vancouver might be entertaining in the same way watching retards fight is. The Shorks game is sure to be retarded, just like my Islanders.
>>158555128He’s still an overpaid tandem baby. Goalies deserve less
>>158555164The only team who's making the playoffs there is Oilers.
>>158555183Then switch back after you post the image properly
>>158555183Cant you just like pinch the image to fit it or something?
>>158555033spotted a guy with an ovi tattoo in the gym the other day
>>158555214I can pinch lots of things
>>158555270what do i have to do so she gives me a t-shirt?
>>158555273But can you come in clutch during game 7?
>>158555281why would I cum on my clutch?
I just pinched a loaf myself actually
/hoc/ follows no nut November just like Crosby >:(
>>158555312haven't heard that phrase since the 90s
OK boomer
>>158555365/hoc/ is an Unc forum though
Hers are like O___O
>>158555294Lubricates the gears.
>>158555378#facts
Fire Jeff BlashillFire Kyle Davidson
>>158554914>having to wear masks because the assvs stink so badkek
ARE THESE WOMEN? WITH TITS? AND TUMMY? DAMN IM GOING TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>158555527Based Gooner
>>158555527This is me pointing out the arena performers to my gay uncles
The Flames covered their ice girls, they use to be cute and have mini skirts and now they are mid or worse and wear sweatpants and you cant see their ass anymore like you used to and it sucks man it sucks
>>158555527I’m saving myself for marriage
id love to see some femboy ice girls haha just joking.....but what if? Haha
>>158555675go sharks, btw!
i’m saving myself for macklin
>>158555685Sharks fans are bottoms so femboys wouldn't excite them
Gary
>>158555725false, it would give them something to strive for.
>>158555746That's true They could have fan competitions to be the next Official San Jose Sharks Girl(boy)
>>158555741should be a bobblehead
Awoooooooooo
chimpcongo is burning downSpencer Knight did not mince words when I asked him about Arvid Söderblom:“I look at myself and the people in this room — (we) should be pissed off at ourselves for letting us allow that to happen. I think we put him in pretty shitty spots, to be honest with you.
hockey and mommy milkers
ZAMN
>>158555891>bruised kneeyikes
>>158555921she suck DICK penis cock THE SAUSAGE
im with with just ice girl gooning/cooming until the playoffs start
No Nut November is for weak-minded people lmao who doesn't love busting nuts every day
>>158555921Same thing would happen to you if you ever put on skates
>>158556022self restraint is good for the soul
>>158556022nice cope. you couldn't go a month without gooning even if you wanted to.
goonbelt
>>158556022but /fit/ said I'll bench 3pl8 if I give up fapping
>>158556112bro he's so strong-minded he types 'retard' 100 times a day
My gf got a new hometown remix jersey and I think she looks pretty heckin cute
sharks heya hoya night logo looks cool
>>158556257If we don't beat the Islanders I'm gonna beat my dick until it falls off
How's Gary gonna compete with GTA IV next week?
>>158556373When you learn your Latin
Devils best team
they were ripping the devils pretty hard on the radio today, everyone saying Hellebuyck is a coward and the Devils gm is a retard who doesn't understand hockey culture and is embarrassed the sport with his statement on why Hellebuyck isn't playing tomorrow.
>>158556218Whatever you wanna say about her you got to give gary credit for growing the game to these people
>>158556550They seem stressed
>REEEEEEE YOU HAVE TO PLAY US SO WE CAN SEETHE ABOUT YOU FOR 60 MINUTES WHILE YOU DOMINATE US!!kek. He really needs to just skate out on the ice in an American flag speedo and his gold medal and skate in a big circle giving everyone the double birds.
>>158556572nah he's a pussy, can't handle the pressure.
Am I banned?
Ya shadow banned
>>158556585>wahhh! play us! pleaaase! we want to be like ottawa and vancouver and seethe all game!Pathetic.
Still not thinking bout Loserpig
>>158556599How can you tell?
>>158556606you're boring
>>158556633I know. Deal with it.
>>158556599Checked but I don't get the reference
bros I got a really bad case of devils derangement syndrome
up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6qFQiwmulY
>>158556641Many such cases
Intelligent people, like myself, realize what the debbies are doing. Why would you start the goalie who is going to have the crowd amped up all night and let your opponent feed off of that and build momentum. With Allen in net, this is just another Western team playing an Eastern team.
>>158556373That came out 18 years ago retard
>>158556709He was talking about the video game, not you.
sup bro's didn't get talked to about the owner's husband seeing me have a beer before work at the bar the other day
also wanted to point out that the devils newfag is gay and retarded and a blight on our community
>>158556642He doesn't mean /hoc/ does he? We love him here
Truly grim schedule tonight.
none of the games are even on tv tonight so fuck it im out
>>158556777checked, tonight is for real high IQ puck knowers
i fear /hoc/ will be slow tonight
>>158556777checked
>>158556792finna watch raw instead desu
Me and my bitch at Jersey shore
>>158556777mondays belong to roman and gary acknowledges that
>>158556729thank you for the psa
>>1585568371
Wassup wassup wassup
>>158556834>me and my bitch>guy is holding the drinksYou have really nice blonde hair, anon.
>>158556834she built like a linebacker
>>158556855I don't wanna be offensive, but she's got a really nice rack, too I love grills with big tits cause they have a great sense of humor about having big titis, which makes all the difference
>>158556834How do I get a well built under 5ft gf
Quinn was at the game last night in Toronto.
>Shannon can't afford NHL subscription anymorewoah grim
>>158556909Who is the twink in the striped shirt?
>>158556904just Bee yourself :)
>>158556909Is that moldbug?
>>158556924That is Luke Hughes, the chad who beat Schaeffer's ass
bergeron being a 1st ballot hof is a fucking joke. not even sniffing point per game status. carried to his cup by thomas, chara, etc and gary rigging hte refs. he's fellated by media for 'defensive play' and gifted selke when others deserved it because its the only award they could give him with no goals or points or mvp caliber play. this guy should be struggling to get into the hall with his stats, not first fucking ballot.
>>158556936Oh, that 3rd-pairing-tier dman they are paying 9M/yr?
>>158556950Better than paying a token mulignan you stinky New York Cryslander
>>158556834kek!
>>158556923it's over
I imagine everyone is excited for the upcoming Rangers victory?
>>158556994yes
>>158556994ok Chambers
I forgot to lock the fuck in today :(
>>158557024Fuck it just do it tomorrow
>>158556964Who said anything about the Islanders?
>>158556923YouTube ad revenue cucking him?
>>158557024Try your best tomorrow :)
>>158556852Right on brother!
>>158557024just bee urself
>>158557024I lazed about because I am unemployed and hungover >=D
>>158557045>Who said anything about the Islanders?Call them Cryslanders
I put one of my wireless mouses into the wash with my sheets today. Kinda sucks being down a mouse with my two laptops. Anyway, go hockey. Yay, gary, or something.
Why is Hellecuck such a massive pussy?
>>158557074fuck that dude, I miss being unemployed now I have responsibilities. I used to go to the gym at 10 am on weekdays, it was magical
>>158557101only homos wash the bed sheets. make the woman do it. oh wait, youre a homo.
>>158557101what the fuck? did you put it in your pocket?
>>158557101sorry bro but at least you can replace it easily
>>158557052dunno he just said that "he used to" have it and criticised new priceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZDwijgER_U&t=858s
>>158557107>i let a woman touch my clothingOnly a faggot would say that. Oh wait, you're a faggot.
>>158557101Good
>>158557105Its pretty sweeet. Ive been hitting the pool between 9-10. Practically empty.
>>158557114got mixed in with my fitted sheet, in the corner where the pockets form.
why were the games delayed for an hour today.. guys??
>>158557062Die
>>158557145Veteran's Day Week Month.
>>158557145streaming service exclusive timeslots for primetime
>Apparently Friday is quillow merch nightgot no idea wtf a quillow is, holy shit people pay $80 for these things
>>158557101>Wireless mouse in the bed Its good it got destroyed so you can try and break yourself from you WALL-E like existence
>>158557188Why have you replied to that post 3 times now?
>>158557182It's a quilt you can fold into a little pocket, and then it becomes, get this, a pillow
Happy Veterans Day week to everyone except trb
>>158557160Cope
>>158557200$80 seems a little pricey for something like this though
>>158557195I'm sorry you are mistaking me for one of the many schizo personalities that make the bulk of /hoc/ posts
>>158557195boomers ressent gamers
>>158557206Bought a $30 raffle ticket for one of these jerseys. Lmao the army paid to be a jersey sponsor
>>158557213Well, you could make one, but sewing machines are fucking pricey as hell I imagine
any fellow veterans here? how has life been lately?
>>158557217Everyone on /hoc/ knows there is only one leaf poster.
>>158557227i can ask my grandma to make one for you
>>158557228yeah Marines, it took me a while to adjust to civilian life after the Siege of Ram Ranch
>>158557228pretty goodi still have my reddit karna from the great meme wars of 2016 and 2017
>>158557231Says the symptom of a diseased mind
>>158557107Real nigga shit.
Canadians just don’t know puck
>3 games>8 pm start time>probably another stupid ceremonyGetting real tired of how the NHL operates.
>>158557273Grouchy little fuckers aren't they? Wonder why.
>>158557277Why don't you place a bet on the actual puck drop time? Or how about buy a jersey while you wait?
It blows my mind that normalfags are actually attempting to revolt against SN+ games because they're still paying for cable>um yes, I will hunt down a pirate stream for a hockey game>what? no I will never pirate a TV show or movie, that's wrong!What causes this? >pay for neither is pirate's choice>pay for both is the moralfag's choiceHow can you end up split like this?
>>158557295
>>158557295Why does this post say “sponsored by Kalshi” when I view it on my 4chan gold account?
>>158557301everybody hates that shit, even reddit
>>158557295>Why don't you place a bet on the actual puck drop time?The actual puck drop time is known to the arena workers so betting on it is a fool's errand
DROP THE DAMN PUCK, GARY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>rags almost
>>158557318It doesn't make sense. Who the fuck pays for cable still but is also mentally capable of pirating?
>>158557341me
>>158557349Why?
>>158557354because it's fucking easier kiddo and I like to actually watch things on my television not on my phone or laptop.
>>158557354>cause he's stupid
>>158557341If everybody was a pirate, there’d be nothing to pirate
>>158557373I'm going to plunder your booty!
I believe in my Islanders
any good games???
God save the king, our home and native land.
>>158557366this is bait
>delayed
>>158557373That's not really the question. The question is why do the following people exist>pay for cable 52 weeks a year to get a million channels full of nothing and a couple hockey games a week>resolutely against pirating movies or TV>absolutely willing to pirate a hockey game at the slightest inconvenience
>>158557405god destroy gary pl0x
>>158557341this nigga thinks he can download a car
>>158557384They fucking suck!
>GOD KEEP OUR LAND, GLORIOUS AND FREE>glorious>freekek
>a scoreless draw
>>158557428I have cable and have been pirating things since 1998. I think you are just making things up in your head again.
>>158557452>OH CANADA WE KILLED OUR GOD FOR THEEBunch of heathens.
>>158557452you guys don't get paid?
>>158557433jlmi
>>158557456ur dumb
>>158557452>land of the free>home of the brave>pay taxes to pedophiles while never winning a war in their entire existencekwab stay free america
>>158557456uh oh unc alert unc alert sheeeeesh finna fix you up in the nursing home old timer /hoc/ is zoom clay now bruh
>>158557478That's funny I feel the same way about you.
>>158557474That's the spirit
>>158557491must be why the collective iq of the thread keeps dropping.
*drops the puck*
Gay brothers and chopped sisters…. Our Islanders and Rangers play tonight
>>1585574811993
>>158557481>biting on the bait this hardkek
>>158557541both playing away
>rags
>rags2 minutes in.
Ganbare Shamiko! Become a courteous demon who seeds after torrenting!
The ws fucking retarded lol
Garand can't handle the puck for shit. That is the biggest part of Igor's game the rags are missing.
That would be my one big fear as a goalie, the good goalies make those retrievals look so easy
You know what? I would just fuck the reffies and play the puck in the trapezoid.
>not even anywhere near Turkey Day>HAPPY HOLIDAYS !!!
>>158556909I’ve said it several times and I’ll say it again, the US winning gold was the worst possible outcome, not because of Can vs US, and not just cause it was a massive upset for a lot of hockey fans, it was simply the worst possible outcome given this timeline.It went straight to their heads, and basically everyone on the team has now become the most hated players in NHL history, and they keep playing into it because it formed their own boys club.Now they request trades, skip practices, refuse to play for their team and talk amongst eachother as to which teams they wanna stack, all with immunity because they can control the system.Somehow USA hockey has become completely political because it’s been allowed.
>>158557145alberta couldnt win independence, so they settled for getting rid of day light savings. they are on alberta time, so it fucks up start times for home games
>>158557666
>>158557670god i hate redditors
>>158557145The Oilers game is an hour early
>>158557228Not a vet but I drop $30 on a USO shirt every year
when are anons gonna learn the "swede" is trb on his vpn
>>158557670>its political because I say it is!>stop making everything about politicsDo these people have ANY self-awareness?
>>158557753Do you?
>>158557670This is dumb because guys like Kyle Connor didn't turn into morons.
>>158557766Yes.
>>158557766I try not to.
i will not watch tonights game because I do not want to see foids lusting over twinks
>bidding starts at $300 for some literally who jersey
So does Garand get an assist on tha or what?
>>158557791see you again when they lose in embarrassing fashion and you have a melty over refs
>>158557724I cannot fathom how any American can support the US military.
>>158557816not everyone can magically commit zero penalties like the devils anon.
>>158557815No, doesn't look like it
shitposters who are not shitposting about hockey, please depart or switch the station over the game
protect Mcdavid sirs
>>158557816Not like devils didn't deserve a win but refs certainly pushed it a little in the NJ's direction.Regular season game anyway, so whatever.
>>158557822There is a difference between supporting the US military as an institution and doing little things to help vets have better services so they dont go crazy and shit on the streets when they come back
>>158557915Is that what a terrorist looks like? neat
>>158557915>go crazy and shit on the streets when they come backI'd rather they shit on the street than shit up this board.
Are the Rags missing Optimus Reim already?
>>158557977chris drury is an idiot
>>158557915>vets>every single sport team has some fat lesbian that never saw a day of combat paraded outya, im sure the benefits they are getting ar elegit and im not just paying freeloaders that cut potatoes or some shit.
new map just droppedrip nova scotia
>were making a super team>it's full of chokers Did these goobers think winning a 3v3 OT bo1 translates to bo7 golden goal endless 5v5 OT? They're gonna get rolled by Carolina.
Devon Levi, the Bagel Man
>>158558088
>>158558088?
>>158558111checked
>>158558121Keep your latinx out of beautiful British Columbia
Lmao Florida has more cups than the Pacific Northwest
>>158558121why south shore of the saint laurent river is anglo clay?
>>158558156You mean the US state of American Columbia
>>158558172And yet they haven't produced a single hockey player
>>158558202DISGUSTING SPICThere's a reason your Columbia is a shithole! I will kill you if you ever come to BC.
>>158558209The Hughes brothers (the relevant ones) are from Orlando, retard.
>>158558173This isn't a negotiation
>>158558209fowler's pretty good
>>158558221honky
>>158558229Staal brothers: 3 cupsTkachuk brothers: 2 cupsDEI brothers: 0 cups (they'll never win they're soft)
>>158558232sure, you deal with the saint-lambert fuckers, they complain a lot
>>158558173I'll cut off your thumbs
>>158558232Hey hehseth is getting impeached kek hopefully he ends up in jail Step 1 in rounding your kind up
What did the kid corn say to the mom corn?Where's pop corn?
>>158558117Moving to sask
>>158558328
>>158558117>BC is like 1/3 Chinese and Imdian>not obese
>>158558280Thunder Bay is spiritually in Minnesota.
Hey, look, some ice hockeyLet's watch
>>158558145are those the Canadian Costco Guys?
>mcdavid screening in frontCursed goal if it stands
it's over
>McRefpuck
Sullivan is a fraud
Schneider is a garbage player, a disgrace they signed him even if it's just a prove it year.
>soilers
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARHOW DO YUO LIKE DEM APPLES
>>158558733He knew what he was doing, 9D chess move to get the shorty
>Alberta making mistakes
>pre-scoreless draw in Vancouver
>7:30 PM puck dropFuck this shit bring back daylight savings time
Islanders is just one of those teams you forget exists sometimes
Absolutely looking forward to Experiencing Vancouver Canucks Hockey tonight as we welcome back Rick Tocchet!
I would’ve scored there>rags
>>158559214That's why /hoc/ keeps you as part of the lineup.
Diving clear ass day
That was all puck
>>158559172Disagree
s-stooooooooop!!!
>>158559426based zaddy
Do we really have to wait four fucking years for Canastupids to stop seething about getting dunked on in the Olympics? Honestly wish we didn't win in this semen slurping sport because these faggots have been insufferable for the past 9 months. Gonna just go watch cricket instead, at least Cananiggers aren't infesting /cric/
Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen
that kind of talk isn't welcome in /hoc/get him janny!!!
>>158559720Pour myself a cup of ambition
grrrr Canadians make me angry!!!!!! argh, i don't know what to beside be angry!!!!
>>158559673I bet you cheer for the Tkachuks
If they cannot beat the Flyers then they will never win again
>>158559761We love the Tkachuks on /hoc/ seethe about it
>>158559764We are all Canucks, through the good times and the bad.
>>158559777checked
hold on I'll summon janny DONALD JEW TRUMP LAUNCHED A WAR OF ISRAEL'S CHOICEGARY GOES IN A CAMPMAY GOD BLESS THE IRGC
>>158559777No we hate them
Yikes my dude
i don't care for anything, I'm just here for the memes
That guys dad was coked out of his mind
>babcock won a national championship with fucking lethbridgeHow?
>>158559800
my sharks :)
>>158559777This. Reddit hates them so we love them. Simple as.
>>158559764Nah we play the Ducks again
Hardly seeing any of YOU PEOPLE out there wearing poppies.Sickening
God Bless Kash PatelGod Bless the Tkachuk’sGod Bless the PresidentAnd GOD BLESS US HOCKEY
>>158559865I don’t want to poke a hole in my brand new Fanatics jersey I got from Gary.
>>158559905Disgraceful
>>158559876>>158559884Based.
the enforced cultural nature of 4chan for the last ten years emanated from a refuge of redditors on /pol/RAPE APE IS A FUCKING NIGGER WOOOOOOOOO
>>158559842Literally this>>158559809YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>158559953is that the guy from the daily show?
Letting the sharks win the cup would make the entire sport more popular and boost viewership
Canucks may never win again
>>158559975it's called a muttlatto and makes up like 70% of the united states, thankfully not hockey. yet.
>>158559988CHECKED Only if Celebrini and Smith proceed to kiss afterwards
>>158559970Yup. You been doing any good sleuthing on Reddit recently? I bet there was some epic seethe over the Hellebuyck news. Post some epic screencaps
