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nu nu nu!
anus
>>158557390
>>158557516didn't he have some kind of crash out recently?
>>158557551back on the saddle
>brewers win world series>suddenly all their season ticket/game package membership perks cost more and come with lessthis is why we need to bully small markets more
wincinnati
dodgers
>>158557650Looks tasty
>>158557673are you shortribspie?
>>158557650america does meat better than anyonejealous
We need shortribspie
>>158557648Congrats Meatball
First for having sex with beautiful ladies!
I hope my team doesn't sign Tarik Skubal. That contract is about to be dead weight in a couple years.
>>158557774Mets will make the signing and suffer usual Mets consequences/bad luck.
>>158557868Boomers
>>158557868Sal has the Clutch Gene.
>>158557648>Sal Fraudwart finished 2026 with 1.8 bWAR and 2.0 fWAR. In 162 game seasons, this is the lowest accrued bWAR of a ROTY winner since Chris Coghlan in 2009 and the lowest accrued fWAR of a ROTY winner since Jeremy Hellickson in 2011.
did it ever occur to you that maybe the Mets didn't deserve ANY awards after the year they had?
Fuck da O's
>>158558225The problem with every big market team signing for Scooby (except the Mets and Cubs) is they are bogged up with long term big contracts with a looming CBA that is pushing for a salary cap. And the teams that can sign him no cap problems probably won't pay up. Cubbies are still cheap so I lean Mets.
PFMA
well thank fuck this season was good for at least one thing
>>158558626I went to gabp and had a great time, going again next year
>>158557390>lust provoking image>no newsFake /nu/.
>>158558667oh cool, you know somebody who has a wedding booked there?
>>158558694n...no?
>>158558751ah, a corporate banquet or conference then?
>>158558186Yes
Analytics fags are seething. RBIs forever
>>158558667Its a great park. Too bad about the team who plays there
what do you think of mlb's salary cap ad campaign?
>>158558908whatever you say boomer
>>158558768how many resd polos do you own? I've never seen so many white guys in teamy polos than at gabp.
>>158559071just the one but it's that fake old style C so it doesn't even really look like reds gear
>>158559071damn, swap the logo and this is definitely something I'd wear to the park
>>158559541Looks a little funny but okay.
>>158559597kek
>>158559597kekked ‘im
>>158558192Two black dudes. That means you know she’s loved the BBC!
>>158559724aussies make 'em seethe
>>158559724fake and incredibly gay
Make the pitchers and catchers report. Right. Now.
>>158560522but they're not trained journalists (like peff)
>>158560522I uh… I don’t know how.
redditors are seething at this
>>158560601>>158560634How hard can it be?
Today, on another site, I got a captcha that include "cusb".
>>158560651the writers that left benge off their ballot entirely should be banned from voting and criminally investigated
>>158559724real and incredibly hetero
>>158560747charlie ain't beating the allegations
>>158560747Bug posters deserve this
>>158560747>>158560895Maybe McLean should have tried dealing, that's a good trick.
FAGGETS kek!
I’m a W, a BBW!!
>>158559724>a aussienot known for their IQ are they
>>158560999this was meme of the year and its not even an argument
>>158557624>demand increases>price increasesthis is basic economics
>>158557624Miz needs to get out of The Big Flyover and into a friendly, small market club like da Mets.
Who will be the 1st to go and when?Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):1. Tarik Skubal2. Trevor Rogers3. Freddy Peralta4. Seiya Suzuki5. Randy Arozarena6. Michael King7. Teruaki Sato8. Adrian Morejon9. Ryan Jeffers10. Kaima Taira11. Brandon Lowe12. David Bednar13. Sonny Gray14. Tyler Mahle15. Luis Arraez16. Clay Holmes17. Ian Happ18. Kevin Gausman19. Nick Martinez20. Jazz Chisholm Jr.21. Shota Imanaga22. Foster Griffin23. Ty France24. Dustin May25. Casey Mize26. Michael Soroka27. Alex Vesia28. Nick Pivetta29. Evan Phillips30. David Peterson31. Jake Bauers32. Bryan Abreu33. Carson Kelly34. Daulton Varsho35. Emilio Pagan36. Hiromi Itoh37. Mauricio Dubon38. Raisel Iglesias39. J.P. Crawford40. Tyler Stephenson41. Paul Blackburn42. Steven Okert43. Luis Robert Jr.44. Joc Pederson45. Jonathan Loaisiga46. JoJo Romero47. Matthew Boyd48. Kris Bubic49. Taylor Ward50. Robbie Ray
>>158561905And Alec Bohm!
>>158561905Nigga named teriyaki soto
>>158561905skubal to the tigers
>>158561918Who is on the honorable mention list with George Springer.
>>158561905>>158561918How is JP on the list but not Bohm?
>>158561357aussies are known for their inventions
>>158561927>teriyaki sotothats ohtani though
>>158561928The Detroit Goldendoodles!
>>158561943he slept through the playoffs kek
Bohm
Benge just didn't want it bad enough
Bohm is a bum
>>158561942x
>>158561905Michael Soroka and JoJo Romero on a one year gape-it deal
>>158561841brewers just think that winning the world series makes them a "big team" now but people in Milwaukee will absolutely ditch this team first opportunity if they keep being "smart" penny pinchers and go back to being first round exits while simultaneously being expected to pay more to watch this team
>News from the GM meetings: Rockies execs won the 2nd annual pickleball tournament, beating the Marlins in the finals.Rocks got the hot hand
>>158562362This is the LAST CALL to larp as a Rockies fan this season. After this you're just a poser.
>>158562377can I at least have a Dinger pass?
>>158562331>>158562379trvkes
>>158562377Damn that’s a good gif
>https://x.com/sdut/status/2120030208573030646?a=c9MwGgjSDJ0613885eg&s=19Angels friend, are you ready to become San Diego / California Angels very soon? Kroneke finally got our new stadium approved lol
>>158562379is there some conspiracy theory im missing here?
>>158562411The Sails/Gulls becoming real teams have been dangled over our heads for the last few years, this time for sure
Bohmwatchers are feasting
still can't wait for Avengers, the DoomsDay after that super exciting MLB trailer in the World's Eries!
congra サル
>Sal and Benge were basically the same in hits and OPS/OPS+>Sal hit more home runs and got way more RBIs(over 110 in fact!)>Sal wins the award>NOOOOOOOOO BUT WHAT ABOUT xASSFUCK AND DEFENSIVE COCKS SUCKED VALUE WHERE BENGE HAD HIM BEAT????? DUMB BOOMER WRITERS!!!!!
>Padres have expressed interest in Shota Imanaga, Seiya Suzuki, Teruaki Sato, among other former NPB playersChadres are turning japanese
ropes
>>158562534yea these sabermetrics are really getting out of hand
>>158562591do you really think so?
>>158562436Not at all. There’s just a disconnect between how the public and the voters evaluate a player. Voters only consider counting stats like HR and RBIs which we’ve learned are dependent on things players have no control over. I kind of get it tbqh, if I see a player hit 30 HR and 100+ RBIs my first instinct is to think that he deserves ROY.
>>158562651I should say most of the public. People don’t like to change and accept new things so there’s a lot of resistance to newer metrics. After all they care about those things on Reddit and we hate Reddit
My short king was 10th in fwar in the whole mlb as a rookie
>Guys, you don't get it, compared to other players who won the ROTY award for the same stats Sal did, Sal was worse than them!>Therefore he didn't deserve it!I don't get baseball fans sometimes, really just seems like generally this year's rookie class didn't have any stand out players that blew people away with their numbers, wacky "metrics" like "WRC+" be damned. That's not a reason to discredit Sal's season. Of course Sal would've lost to 2019 Pete Alonso, but Benge would've lost to Sal in 2019 too, so what's the argument?
>>158562651>Voters only consider counting stats like HR and RBIsNot last year's AL MVP, Judge won because of all the IBB goosing his on base.
>>158562674Didn't judge lead the league in average kek
>>158562651ROTY, Cy Youngs, and MVP should be a counting stats award, but gold gloves should be a "underlying metrics" award. If that makes sense. I don't care if a rookie has better "baserunning value" by some massive margin if there's a less than 10 difference in total stolen bases. If both players got basically the same number of hits, but one got double the RBIs and over 10 more homeruns, I don't think it's fair to be like "ERM BUT THE OTHER GUY DESERVES ROTY MORE BECAUSE THEIR WHIFF% AND xWOBA WAS BETTER!!!" underlying metrics and FRV and shit like that should go towards defensive awards like gold gloves though since a player being objectively better by all defensive metrics should be rewarded over someone who had a couple cool plays.
>>158562379>b-but muh wins above reddit>b-but muh defensive reddits saved>b-but muh base reddit value
>>158562591I really think so!https://youtu.be/nx4iYQa88uo?si=-brPpMP4ajI3zsOj
>One pitcher has 28 wins, a 1.5ERA, 220Ks and a .800 WHIP. However he has a FIP over 5 somehow with a 5 xERA>Another pitcher has 15 wins, a 2.9ERA, 190Ks, and a 1.1 WHIP with a 1.0 FIP and 1.8 xERA somehowBenge defenders would say #2 deserves the Cy Young more even though #1's numbers in the main pitcher stats are all overall better.
>>158562688idk, probably
>>158562748theyre known as Benge Benders
For me, it's innings pitched
Nothing against McGonigle but Murakami was robbed
>>158563243NPB players shouldn't even be allowed on the ballot
>kpop demon hunters night>nikke night>naruto night>a bunch of kbo scouting in the past>now hard focusing on NPB and Japanese players>Stray Kids at Petco ParkChadres are becoming the weeb/koreaboo team, especially as the Dodgers are becoming too unlikeable. Genuinely not shocked if we get a hololive night, nikke night, kpop group first pitch, KBO cheerleaders and NPB beer girls here soon
its a long dayliving in recietta
>geeks>likeable
>>158563379this is gayer than every pfma post ever made
>>158562534>>158562713I say all of these things 100% unironically
Sal was one of 5 players to get over 30 home runs and 100 RBIs this year and two of those are the MVPs and the third is 2nd place in the MVP race. He earned the award
I think Sal Stewart STINKS!!
Even if we say Sal shouldn't have won, I also don't think Benge deserved it either. >JJ has more WAR(if you care about that) among the other position player rookies and was a gold glove finalist and probably deserved to win that award>TJ Rumfield had the better OPS, OPS+, RBI, AVG, and basically the same hits and home runs but in less plate appearances as Benge but got statistically snubbed because these stats don't count when you're on the Rockies>McLean was dealing and won a gold glove as a rookie
bazzana got a ROTY vote lads
>>158558058J.J. Wetherholt had a 4.5 WAR to Benge's 4.3, so Benge still didn't deserve ROY.
>John Hey Man told Lauren She Hotty that the Mets are the most likely team to land Skubal.Stovies? Cappies? Your thoughts?
Listen I’m no fancy elitist smart baseball fan. I’m just an honest, simple, salt of the earth big city fan of one of them there large market teams. But I reckon what the them teams should do is go on one last spending spree and sign everyone they can before the CBA is agreed to and a cap (allegedly) imposed.
Fancysmartspie has emerged
I could use it
>>158558058>muh heckin fanfic stats!!!lmao get fucked. maybe the others should have hit 30 dingers.
We need Pounds Miarse
>dood muh WAR, Benge was ROBBED by Sal>Benge didn't even have the best WAR among the rookie finalists
>>158564134Who the hell are you talking to?
war seemed to matter a lot more when lindor's mvp was stolen and given to ohtanibut now when war benefits a mets player it no longer matters
It's gettin fuckin skitz in here
I'm not a Cubs fan but I'm giving them a chance
>>158558058We need to drive the nerds outta baseball
>>158564180Show yourself winky!
I am a cubs fan and I’m not giving them a chance.
>>158564298>>158564295>>158564278>>158564227>>158564184>>158564177You got swept give it a rest>>158564208based realist
>>158564302I'm not a Cubs fan but I'm giving them a chance
Something gives me the feeling that the people saying they're not Cubs fans are actually Cubs fans in disguise
>>158564343I'm not a cubs fan
>>158564343I'm not a Cubs fan but I'm giving them a chance
>>158564343I'm not a detective but me thinks you might have a lead here mhmm
>>158564422I'm a detective and I'm giving the Cubs a chance
>>158564444Quads cum firm
>>158564444Holy moly would ya look at that, four same number!
>>158564444Osh kosh b'gosh
>>158564444I didn’t give the cubs a chance and look what happened ;-;
>>158564444omigoshies!!!
I just nutted. In November!!! To a Cubs girl, no less!!!!!
>>158564444based gumshoe
>>158564444I'm a Cubs girl, and I'm putting lotion on my feet.
>>158563409I'm a bad boi, 'cause I don't even miss her
>>158562411>>158562439Thanks for killing Kobey's Swap Meet.
>>158563379Uma Musume Night with concert at Gallagher Square when?
what happened to my guy ;_;
>>158563379>kpop group first pitchWill someone think of the Mestfag that loves to goon to Black Pink?
>>158564696reddit: the player
Why are cubs girls the most beautiful women on the planet?
>>158564571no...NO!!!
>>158564723painfully mid
>>158564813>t. Bug poster
>>158564844me thinks the bug poster has mindfucked you because all these girls are 6-7s
>>158564844>>158560747FAGGets kek!
In the latest episode of Go Woke, Go Broke - Baseball EditionJune 12, 2025mest winmest are 45-24June 13, 2025gay pride night at shitifieldmest loseIn 2025, mest went 38 and 55 since gay pride night, finishing with an 83 and 79 record.The 2026 mest finished 74-88, 14 games underThe mest are 112 and 143, 31 games under .500 since allowing the black troon to sing the national anthem while the gay flag was showing on the big scoreboard on gay pride night June 13, 2025 though Nov 10, 2026It's the Curse of the Pink Pony, and the mest have become the Pink Pony Ball Club.
FAGGets kek!
>>158564926You and the Brian Cashman copy pasta fag need to get a room and fuck each others asses already
>>158564926kek!
How to Yankee in ten easy steps --1. Spend $350M to build a roster full of TTO hitters with OPS+ under 100. 2. Give no consideration to their defensive skills, base-running ability, baseball fundamentals, or baseball IQ3. Order them to swing as hard as they can on a 47.5 degree angle every time they swing regardless of the situation, to increase the chance to hit HRs4. Bully bad pitching of the regular season by hitting lots of HRs to compile enough wins to get to the postseason5. Hope for good luck in the postseason6. Get swept out of the postseason7. Blame bad luck, cheating, bad umpiring, and players not performing like the analytics computer said they should8. PROFIT!9. RUN IT BACK!10. REPEAT!
and I'm a bad boi, for breaking her (Cubs girl) heart
rip in peace
cum shitter kek!!!
>>158565023F
>>158565023>bobboone
>>158565192leave jazz out of this
>Spends money on overhyped shitters to win a flash in the pan World Series instead of saving up to build a new ballpark in a different city and pay the relocation fee They're going to regret sinking billions of dollars into a loser city like San Diego.
>>158560719*grabs you*
>Teams are selling tickets to Spring Training gamesWhat about the impending lockout?
>>158565388Its fake. They are just using it as an excuse for an underwhelming offseason with a shit FA class
>Mfw I found out UFC fighters get paid more than most MLB players
>>158565626Ok?
What about the impending cock out?
>>158565659Americans prefer this over watching some nerd swing at a 90 mph fastball.
>>158563379Embarrassing, I wouldn't be caught dead supporting a club like that.
>>158565689>Has Nintendo as one of the sponsors
>>158565688Yea baseball is the least gay sport out there, we know
>>158565698*owners
>>158565707I'm gay. Go Yanks!
>>158565707>
>>158565713
>>158565626how many make 50 million a year?
>>158565707I'm a girl though
>>158565776
Baseball seems kind of gay
>>158565783
>>158565815
>>158565824
Gay clubs, like the Dodgers and Yankees.
>>158565837
>>158565847
>>158565851
>>158565856
>>158565885
whichever faggot didn't vote for ty cobb is responsible for all the bullshit voting that followed. Really took a fucking yankee reliever to get unanimous.
>>158565911Cobb is burning in hell for living a life of sin
>>158565688i wouldve ankle locked him
>>158565710
>>158565896Based. Love > Hate
>>158565935fake and gay
>>158565911That guy got raped by ty
How many ROY voters didn't Benge rape?
Sal Stewart, now there's a ballplayer
Guys RBIs are not meaningful because reddit says so
sal bando. now he was a ball player
As Mets fan, Sal deserved the ROY. I'm gay btw
Guys RBIs are meaningful because Reddit doesn’t like them
Sorry but if you’re determining whether or not something is good or important based on what Reddit thinks of it you are a lower form of life than me. I think that’s totally fair.
RBI stands for Runs Batted In. Obviously the better players bat in more runs that bad players. Therefore, the best players have a lot of RBIs
Its honestly painful being so much smarter than everyone else here
>>158565800S0RTA
Rbi's = reddit booty infiltrated
>>158566616I'm a rouge. A Cubs rouge.
I feel threatened by new things and I use ironic detachment as a shield
Smart teams like those that get swept at home with a billion dollar payroll
nu think chads run this genny
dumb teams like the stankees and doyers
Has /mlb/ ever shoved a cold hot dog up their butt when they were a child?
Only trannies and redditors care about sabermetrics>NOOOOO YOU DONT GET IT HE HAD A HIGHER xDilate and YNBAW+
smart posters going to the mat for ROY voting takes
>>158566616reddit has better baseball discussion
>>158566761>smart baseball wins World Series >dumb baseball wins ROTY??????
>>158565946KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
this shrek looking nigga has the greatest season of all time
Why do they call points "runs"? It reminds me of diarrhea
>??????
>>158566939??????
>aww shoot, I didn't drive in the runner at second base >but my xOBA was super high so I'm sure I'll win a bunch of awards
Dumb players like Sal Stewart
Sally got their panties in a bunch
>>158562411>>158562439>New arena in a flood zoneKek
People misunderstand the purpose of sabermetrics. They are supposed to be used for projections of future performance. They shouldn't be used to judge how good a player was for a particular season. The classic stats (RBI's, HR's, AVG, etc.) are what awards should be based upon
I thought we were all in on smart baseball bros… someone explain to me immediately why this slovenly home run merchant deserves an award NOW!
he makes the trannies seethe
>>158567000>Runs Batted In’sYes real SMART stat you got there!
>>158567000rbis are cool but average is actually just retarded
>oh wow I hit 100 sac flies this year, now hand me the trophy for getting out all the time dumb baseball fans actually believe this!!
>>158562411Inb4 this gets scrapped for an AI data center a month after break ground.
>>158567066TTOcels would prefer a strikeout or walk.
I'm just glad metspie's favorite player didn't get an award I like any stats that help my agendas
It's so over
>>158567093there’s a metspie now?? is she cute?
>>158567118no
>>158567104Mariners fans are the smartest fans of all
>>158567118She's also Fartspie
>>158567104Lol AI is so fucking stupid. Of course the mariners have been to a world series. Every team has
I fear I won't be just restless with a long shutdown but will have regular fits of anger on here
>>158567104Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
>>158567202Whenever I get mad, I remember that Alysa Liu is a die hard Baltimore Orioles fan who loves the team no matter how bad or good they are
>>158567225She hates the Orioles...
>>158567176Smart teams never win the world series though, shame what the brewers have become.
>>158557390just remembered the brewers won the world series, crazy stuff
>>158567375No way, I'd have heard about it.
>wisconsin won the world series>minnesota going to win the superbowlleadheads rising up
>>158567375i think it was the pirates m8
QB WAR adjusted to baseball WAR scale and then adjusted for average length of HOF career between MLB players and QBs. Close MLB player for reference 1. Brady: 153.3 - Willie Mays2. Manning: 150.4 - Ty Cobb3. Brees: 135.4 - Tris Speaker4. Marino: 125.1 - Rogers Hornsby5. Rodgers: 113.3 - Lou Gehrig6. Tarkenton: 100.2 - Warren Spahn7. Favre: 96.3 - Carl Yastrzemski 8. Montana: 94.6 - Roberto Clemente 9. Unitas: 86.0 - Tim Keefe10. Young: 85.5 - Chipper Jones...19. Mahomes: 66.5 - Freddie Freeman
>>158567426can you add in a racism coefficient?
>>158567426how many more voodoo fuzzy math inspired lists can they come up with for us to fight about
>>158567432Mahomes: 33.25
>>158567225>Alysa Liu is a die hard Baltimore OriolesThat's only your head canon.
>>158567432John Rocker - Kenny Powers
>>158567452Yankees are a Baltimore team though
prime Steve Young was the most fun to watch
Alysa Liu would rather watch WWE mandrama than be tortured to watch a Baltimore Orioles game.
so would i
big fan of alysa liu me
I would rather be a girl! A Cubs girl!
I don't like the mest so I'm glad none of their players won ROY.
I want my Chadres to get Luis Arraez back. I don't care what 2hu and Doro says. We need someone that can get on base.
>>158566990Gulls can float and Sails imply boats, so what's the problem?
thank god Blake Treinen didn't have to worry about Charlie Kirk's reaction to this
>>158567824Do you ever see what OB and PB are like after a massive rain storm?
>>158567864Chadres need one. Maybe add it to the Padres Museum.
>>158567864>>158567893We can all agree both teams are equally gay and staffed by gigantic faggots, this doesn't have to be a competition (because you're not beating the Yanks anyway)
>Adrian Morejon drawing interest as a starter but prefers to remain a relieverPadres are gonna be able to get him back because dumb teams are gonna keep offering him starter contracts when he doesn't want that.
>Giancarlo Stanton will definitely be returning to the Yankees next season, GM Brian Cashman says, and still believes he’s a powerful impact bat
>>158567940I'm one of the handful Chadre fans that don't want him back. He's blown games when given the closer role. He'll forever be a career 7th-8th inning setup man. Hell, he will likely compete with Bradgley Rodriguez for that role.
>>158568026>He'll forever be a career 7th-8th inning setup manthere's literally nothing wrong with that, the only problem is the amount of money he's expected and I blame the doggiedoos for spending starting pitching money on Tanner Scott and Edlose Diass inflating the reliever market and making teams think this is normal to spend on one
>Mariners have informed JP Crawford that they don’t plan to bring him back next season per Adam Jude(Seattle Times)They're free
brewers cheated
>>158568019>>Giancarlo Stanton will definitely be returning to the Yankees next seasonAs a hitting coach?
>>158568061do you include a pic of that anime character with every post?
>>158568061Scott and Diaz were solid closers, but are fucking terrible now on the Doyers.
>Rangers planning on selling Corey Seager with 5 years and $162.5 million left.
I want hot AL East sex between Yankspie girl and O's Alysa Liu.
baseball is ass
>>158568104jiggle
>>158568099>can't run>can't field>can't stay healthy for 100 gameslet me get some of that
If Dean Spanos sells the Chargers, he should way more money to buy the Padres and relocate them. He will save them from San Diego mediocrity and make them into winners like he's done with the Chargers after moving to LA.
>>158568082I, uh, don't think so.
>>158568099Sure, just send $100 mil with him and you have a deal.
>>158568071I'm actually a little surprised to see that because he's the longest tenured Mariner and he still gives you a professional at bat. I figured he'd come back as a bench guy. Before FAGGOT Framber busted his hand JP was having an awesome year.
>>158568129true, the Padres being 0-8 wouldn't really have much of an impact when there is still 154 games to play!
>Sign player to a 5 year +$100m deal >Trade the guy away 2 yearsBaseball is a retarded sport
>>158568153>Shitting on the Chargers for having a down seasonYou have cursed the Padres.
>>158568165The cubs witch undid our curse though?
2026 Mestlose>mfwspend 388 million dollars on payrolllose>mfwsoto goes on the ILlose>mfwfire the managerlose>mfwsoto returnslose>mfwhomosex pride daylose>mfwlindor returnslose>mfwowner says "why are fans so angry, we almost made it to the '24 WS"lose>mfwsoto goes on the IL againlose>mfwsoto returns againlose>mfwplay the yankees on 9/11lose>mfwpromote interim manager to managerlose>mfwlolmestolmest
If PCA isn’t unanimous MVP we’re going to raid MLB’s office with prime 4chan
>>158568231Emma is sad because she had to pretend to be a Mets fan for a movie, meanwhile she is happy and unbothered when wearing her Padres gear
>>158568236I'm ready for a classic raid
how is shohei even a candidate this year
>>158568279mandated Ohtani appearance. Judge was too injured to justify forcing him on, so they had to shove Witt in even though he really wasn't MVP-3 material this year
>>158567619I think that is literally how a lot of the voters thought about the choice. "I don't like Mets so if I can wiggle out of awarding them the draft pick I will do just that."
>>158568241>unbothered when wearing her Padres gearShe was bandwagoning that shit team when it was hipster.
>>158568297Benge and McLean wouldn't have won in any other year but Sal would've probably won in other years before "WAR" and "sabremetrics" became common interpretations for player's skill, so to call this a steal is just retarded.
>>158568339actually it's because she got married to a guy from San Diego
>pop fly to leftjuan soto trots in$805 million contractwill he catch it?>is no my yobfrancisco lindor trots back$341 million contractwill he catch it?>is no my yobbo bichette trots back$126 million contractwill he catch it?>is no my yobball lands between $1.3 Billion in salary>mest gonna mestlolmest
You won't be laughing at the Mets when they land Skubal
>>158567940I wanna fuck his wife.
>Mariners are expected to enter the free-agent frenzy for Seiya Suzuki, and they'll again ask Ichiro to help with the recruitment.They should get that Sato guy too!!
>>158568429rancid behaviour
>>158568448Why do the mariners want guys that can hit?
>>158568429Mest bugposter in shambles.
>>158568474It doesn't seem like smart baseball to me.
>>158568231kek MESTizos really do be like that
>>158568481>whole team rip ass session
For me, it's doggy style
>>158568429Morejon gets to fuck this and you wonder why he's able to stay calm and cool in high leverage moments
>>158568537standing doggy but yeah
brown white nationalist lol
>>158568355I married a woman from New York, but I don't bandwagon the Mets.
>>158568566that's because the Mets aren't for straight people kek!
how much humiliation can one baseball team endure
>>158568585mest are the gift that keeps on giving
>Padres genuinely considering moving Tatis to an infielder spot if it means they can find a high profiler reliable corner outfielderBogey/Croney is 100% getting traded, McCoy/Merrill/Seiya is the future outfield
>>158568585Is that nigga wearing a fucking yarmulke LMFAO
>>158568585new yorkers are not human
>>158568585The fact he's wearing a kippah makes it even funnier.
>>158568617
>>158568585is the injured person's head and neck supposed to raise up like that?
>>158568585this was crazy because the guy actually could've died from this
>>158568598would be rad if we can get rid of Cronenworth but no sane organization is gunna pick up Xander's contract. I genuinely think the best course of action would be for the new owners to have him disappeared somehow.
>>158568585what's with all the oompa-loompas
>>158568656Keep the racism in /b/ pal
larping smart gm's trading away all the players they don't want anymore
>>158568642the most likely scenario is Jake gets moved to full time 1B after doing it somewhat often for the last few seasons. Xander probably either stays at short or moves to 2nd depending on what spot Tatis takes in the infield. All of this is a temporary solution until Elliot Lascelles inevitably rises through the system at a quick enough rate to take either Jake or Xander's spot. This is the scenario where they don't actively shop around for an infielder free agent, obviously the opinion here would change if they do actually get France back.
>>158568460Please stop being gay/
>>158568717he's right. she'd be a rad gf for a few years but that's not wifey behavior.
>>158568725His wife is in the last year of her contract.
>>158568717momo is a skank
>>158568717???? that's a completely different woman(white latinas rule tho 2 be quite honest [desu])
Salt Lake City, the future home of the NFL's Chargers and MLB's Padres, which will be renamed to the Utah Yetis.
>O's open to trading Hennar Gunderson Can I interest O-lysa in a slightly used George Kirby?
>>158567104The Mariners are indeed the thinking man's ball club.
>>158568448>Suzuki and Arozarena both enter their age-32 season in 2027, and Suzuki was the much (much) better defender this year.>General perception is Arozarena wants to be on the East Coast, and Mariners would love to reestablish a lost connection to Japan...Is we getting Rising Suniners again????
The discerning gentleman's ball club, if you will.
>>158568897I hope so, I called this trade last week so it'd be nice to see it happen. He'll be a good fit.
>>158568877>>158568899Many are saying this.
As a Cubs girl, I have very clean feet
>>158568929Yeah unless he falls of a cliff in Seattle but you know that can happen to anyone so you can't let it discourage you. I would also like to see a real 3b but I feel like it's just going to be another cobbled together year with Colt/Flyover/Rivas/Sato maybe. Still less bad than this year where 3b and SS were done by committee.
>>158568827More like the Utah Ding-Dongs heh amirite?
>>158568971Whoopsies meant to post this pic lmaoooo
>>158568982Too late, I already jerked off
>>158568863Sure, don't know how Kirby is but Gunnar fell off a goddamn cliff. The guy can't hit anymore
>>158569007>>158569015....Well, I guess I can go again....
>>158569015heheheh, fleeced
cubbies
>>158569015do you guys think that when grok generates these pics, he first imagines her naked and then puts an Orioles jersey on top? cause that's what I do.
>>158569015>>158569112but actually if you go by the last 3 years it's not so bad and I think the O's would probably take it.
Cubs got sole
>>158569126>he first imagines her nakeddon't we all?
>>158569126She makes my pecker so freaking firm bro
>>158568827NFL is never coming to Utah for the same reason it will never come to a place like Mississippi or OKC. The College sports systems rely on having the monopoly on those places and a pro team would get in the way of that. Whether you think BYU is actually good or not doesn't really matter when every mormon in the country is drawn there and will probably watch BYU football over the "SLC Soakers"(formerly the Chargers)
>>158569163I'm not giving a speech in front of her, why would I need to imagine her naked?
Murph accepting his MOTY award from a hospital bed.
>>158569171Fire that intern for using chromatic aberration on a fucking MotY graphic.
>>158569171the fact that the White Sox went from 120 losses to 1 game away from the ALCS shows that Venable is probably the most deserving AL winner in a long time.
>>158569182>I HAVE A VAGINA!!!!!
>>158569182the demon he sold his life to in order to win it all is collecting, the demon of course being the mafia man who supplied them the tools to cheat this year
>Roberts got MOTY votesWe need to start killing voters.
>Pat Murphy has a tumor, about the size of a pancake, on his left thigh
>>158569180to stimulate blood flow to your corpora cavernosa
>>158568717no ass
>>158569208I'm gonna be honest, Stammen probably deserved at least 2nd place. First year manager pulling off a 90 win season with only 2 starting pitchers for 80% of the season and down years for their best players should be given more recognition than Murphy, who really only won it because the "we're average joes and we beat the big guys!!!" gimmick
>>158569208Mattingly getting votes is pretty bad
>>158569247Yeah he deserved it over Mattingly at least.
>>158569254i think it's mainly because the Phillies were fucking terrible for the beginning of the year and then managed to squeeze into the postseason after he took over.
>>158569247Brewers were projected to win like 80 games. Idk why people seethe over them being underdogs. They literally were.
YFW Pat Murphy three peated before the doyers.
>>158569208the dodgers only had a skeleton crew o algo
>>158569282people only underrate them because of "projection models" and "WELL THEY TRADED FREDDY, SO THEY'RE FUCKED" even though the eye test shows that the Brewers have won the division every year for the last like 5 years and have had multiple 100 win seasons back to back now. Not to mention they had the obvious Cy Young winner leading their rotation. Even when "prediction markets" gave the over under on 80 wins, every person was telling you that betting the brewers would win more than 80 games was probably the easiest guaranteed win you could possibly get.
>>158569208We should raid them with prime 4chan
>>158569228Why would I need to imagine her naked to do that? I could just imagine h*lding h*nds and... oh there it goes.
>>158569267He was still a bad manager. Got exposed in the post season
>>158569182*fingers crossed*Please spread cancer please please please
>>158569336>they had the obvious Cy Young winnerPeople were literally seething here that Miz was even an All Star last year. He wasn't even a pre season favorite to win.
>>158569344With over 9000 penises.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7liYfhRgXGk
>>158568585when these guys fuck up it's Jews and women's fault. But when that gold cart driver rammed the injured college football player in accident, no one brought up that he was a white goy
>>158569254>>158569267>>158569353>this is Donnie Baseball's fault
>>158569369>People were literally seething here that Miz was even an All Star last year.Not because of performance mind you, only because he had only made like 3 starts before they randomly included him while at the same time snubbing pitchers who had played all year and were having deserving all star years.
>>158569395This one?
>>158569424it's like a metaphor about the history of the country
>>158569450Explain how it's even a LITTLE BIT like King Philip's War.
>>158569464I was hoping for a chuddier reply but I think they're all still taking time away
>>158569476Think again.
>you cant start jp crawford tonight>well i am starting JP>no you cant, we just released him
Do the Wisco cockride
>>158569525UFA tho, anyone can start him if they want to.
People only underestimate the Brewers because they don't have some mythical 40/50 home run hitter, but instead their whole lineup is overall consistent with slightly above average players with okay power, which is way better than a team with 1/2 30-40 home run hitters and a bunch of shitters who barely hit above average this year which is the problem the Dodgers had this year. It's all bullshit metrics really that think the team who has a 50 home run hitter is objectively better purely because they have him vs a team with 9 15-20 home run hitters. Same reason they unironically thought they had it in the bag when Ohtani hit that home run in game 4
>>158569541which team will he go to and win a world series with
>>158569538Cub trannies sawing their penises off in the off season. KEK
>>158569555Back to the Philthies.
>>158569555>>158569566>>158569541Actually he would probably be an okay bench piece for the Broors (or anyone) so them.
I'm a Wiscofag and my ass is open
oops I'm back on grindr
>>158569666Anus is still arb eligible.
>>158569685you never left...
>>158569685Let's go Wisco
>>158569685based reds bro hmu
>>158569685We're all on Sniffies now, go Yanks!
The Padres won the World Series in spirit this year and there's nothing you can do to take that away from us!!!!!
>>158569753i wear this and post here
If the voters can vote for sal they can vote for ohtani
Vietnam
suh suh Saigon
Does Pat Murphy really have cancer?
>>158569768Shoe us youre nipple's
>>158569779nigga was on pace for the greatest season ever and then got a blister
ohtani-san... my beloved...
>>158569838she looks like she smells bad
>>158569815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67shpuqdcW4
>>158569838sea asians are grim
>>158569876when it comes to asian women, elite philippinos are a class above
>>158569753that's a man
>>158569809Hip replacement.
>>158569986Because of pancake tumor cancer.
>>158569831the knee or elbow/shoulder was probably always going to give out either way
>tfw your crush strikes out 4 times and then pulls out his 4-inch benis later in bed
>>158570076If he took what bonds was taking there would be no goat debate
>>158570093okay this version of her owes me sex
>>158570144anyone not in awe of what he does doesn't know the first thing about this game
>>158570185they're lakers fans watching lebron's first season in LA all over again. Insufferable
>>158570093Would.
Ohtani is a gambler, better use your senseHe's always up to something, it's no coincidenceYonder's Ippei's orphan with his gunCrying like Roki giving up runs.The ponzi scheme is folding under you!And it's all over now, doggiedoo.
>>158569864Inner mounting flamer more like haaaaaaaaa
>>158570287This cannot BE
>>158569864This reminds me of pre-Sony Modest Mouse.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euELS95PDfE
>>158570350basadohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIYEB1InKwg
>>158570506WELL OH MY GOD AND OH MY CATI TOLD MY DAD WHAT I NEEDWELL I KNOW WHAT I HAVE AND WANT BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I NEEDWELL HE SAID HE SAID HE SAID HE SAIDI'M GLAD WORDS DON'T WEIGH NOTHINGSPENT MY WHOLE LIFE IN A SEA OF PAINI DON'T KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT BUT I DO WHAT AIN'T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEv_a2LycU8
>>158570728>mfw keelhauling Go M's!
Remember all the white sox fans constantly crying about Veneble and calling him vegetable and vulnerable Where are they now?
>>158570882I don't remember that at all.
>>158570588>I'M GLAD WORDS DON'T WEIGH NOTHINGHuh, I always thought the lyric was “where we’re going I’m dead.”
>>158570920You know that might be right I was just reading off a lyrics site because he yells that whole part and I've never really known what the lyrics are.
>>158570930Yes the lyrics at the end are pretty unintelligible. Gonna listen to the album front to back now though cause it’s comfy as hell.
>MLB goes through tremendous effort to partner with the likes of Polymarket + Kalshi and integrate their '''''''''prediction''''''''' (NOT gambling) slop into everything>still going to be made illegal within a yeargenuinely hilarious and deserved tee bee haytch. but something tells me FanDuel is gunna find a way to wriggle out of this one and remain the last one standing.
>>158570728I hear Slint influence in this
>>158571258gonna be a while before that shit becomes illegal again I think given how relatively new the mainstreaming of this grift is and how much vested interest in it there is from globohomo
>>158571291yeah the 70-90 midwest scene produced some incredible shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWP8tkZ4ldE
>>158570265https://vocaroo.com/15tv5wHW8t8Y
gn
>>158569171Well deserved. Also, RIP Bob Boone.
>>158571258>>158571334They would have to ban """"prediction markets"""" nation wide. In my humble opinion /we/ should just make it illegal to gamble from a telecommunications device.
>>158571442Based Bret would make a good manager, more than his shithead brother for sure.
>>158571404kekked ‘im!
Washed.
>>158571490He's going away for a long time....
>>158571354immediate thought was wondering how much of that is Dylan influenced. probably not hard to connect the dots with that cut. also made me wonder if Jeff Tweedy was influenced by him somewhere along the way. I was also wondering if there was a "scene" or if it's lone wolf activity at home with a four track but>there was a party and I wasn't invitedmakes me lean towards my second thought.
>>158571471this, go gamble in person if you must not on your damn phone
>>158571471yeah, the shit is no good for anyone. I think we're going to be fucked though. too much money changing hands amongst the powers that be now. it will take bipartisan action, and it will take a while before the problems reveal themselves enough for the masses to complain then the majority of politicians to do something about it.
>>158571404even Kenny Rogers has to chime in from the grave
>>158571404On a warm summer's eveningOn a season bound for nowhereI met up with OhtaniWe were both too tired to sleepSo we took turns a-bettin'On fan duel in the darknessTil the boredom overtook usAnd he began to speakHe said, "Son, I make a rifeOut readin' peopre's face-aruAnd frame my best fren ippeiBy terring many ries.So if you don'tu mind me ah sayinI can see you out of ah creditSo I buy ah you nice vacationand den ruin your rife"
>>158571535Jim Thorpe?
>>158571475You're probably not wrong, but we could sign him as a hitting coach and watch brotherly hijinks ensue.
>>158571510no the underground was the only way for ideas, tapes, zines, and roadies to connect to anywhere. dylan was a stratosphere above the television/mc5/bad brains type shit so most of it was word of mouth or cheap xerox
holy crap I miss miss baseball
holy freakin crap lois
>>158571597what I came to believe before the internet is that the bands that I got into were pretty consistently the best sources to hear about the more obscure gems whenever they divulged them in interviews and such followed by the middle-aged dude types at the record stores. I feel like there are those with an eye for it that can create documentaries/writings, etc about scenes from the past that were the center of the cultural universe precisely because I think there's something in most of us that feels like we're adjacent to, but not quite at, the center of things.>>158571643only reason I'm bore blogposting rn
Helloooooooo Boys ;)
doctor pavel, i'm middle-aged dude type at the record store
>>158571676Well you got yourself caught. What's the next step in your master plan?
>>158571676I mean, we all sort of are after a certain point, even the people in bands.
>>158571643>>158571654https://voca.ro/1byBvbjmlVUx
Where is nu tho?
AI slop isn't funny
>>158571756The songs make me laugh ngl. Most of the image macros are low effort crap though.
nu >>158571794
