MNF Game Thread #4
Which QB will the Vikings trade for tomorrow?
>>158559489Part of me says Mac Jones, but I don't know if the Niners would be willing to give him up and potentially make them better.
my joshie :)
You can hydrogen bomb one city and one team out of existence, but the nearest city will replace them. Which city and which team?
That flying Buffalo wings graphic lol
wtf was that?
>>158559481It's a lot funnier when you say new thread but actually link to the same thread
>>158559481>cuck song plays while commentators are talking about josh allen curious
LFG
vikings will never score a pass TD with wentz
i havent spoken to a woman in a non professional/retail capacity in 6 years
>24 yard gain
>>158559477As his should be #44 just lets his guy go because he bites on the fake pass to the RB
At a certain point, your offense might be too complicated if no one can run it.
nfc exposedleadhead exposedAFC supremacy all day every fucking day
>>158559495Piss = basedShit = cringeFarts = super based
this is the most inaccurate throwing I've seen in quite some time
Should the Bill kneel every offensive snap for the rest of the game? A defensive score is the only way the queens will get back in this game.
FUCK MINNESOTA
>the absolute Somalian state of Minnesota
i use tongs when i piss so i dont have to wash my hands
>>158559489The only quarterback who'd make a difference is Kirk Cousins and that isn't happening without a 1st
>>158559489Tommy DeVito
>>158559481I doordashed a Soul Food place and got deep fried ribs, macaroni & cheese, greens, creamed corned bacon in it, and cornbread. It was amazing but holy fuck I can't imagine eating like this every day.
Flores is having a melty
>>158559521Do you wash the tongs
looks like the ball touched teh ground to me
>>158559505It would be especially funny to say new thread then link to two separate new threads.
>>158559521more like tweezers lmfao
Should Viqueens put in Bosmer?
>>158559489OConnell
>>158559489Geno
WENTZ HEATING UP
WENTZ HAS WOKEN UPHE IS NOW IN ELITE MODE
>>158559516Farting and shitting are the same thing, just the solid and gas forms of the matter
>>158559529I don't even wash my thong
>>158559509GIWTWM
skolniggers fucking VANISHED after the lions game jesus christ lol
>>158559527Why do you think black people get diabetes by the time they turn 30?
>>158559539>>158559540*false starts*
What if a really bad team decided to coach players to drop the ball on purpose immediately after they're down? Force a million fumble reviews and force viewers to sit through five hours of it.
>>158559509i came in a woman two weeks ago
POWER THE FUCK UP BILLSCRUSH THESE LEADHEAD DOGS
He's heating up
>>158559542Particles of shit fly out of every fart
>>158559543You should
>>158559489PICK UP THE PHONE
>>158559521Bet you use a microscope too HEYO
>>158559549>*salsa farts on u*
>>158559542If you smell a fart, you are also tasting it
>>158559547racism. we need healthcare justice
>>158559542Farting my pants and shitting my pants are two very different things.
Muh false start memes
INT coming
Baker looks defeated
>>158559489if vikies trade for mac jones, they will not make it to playoffs and jeffersson will demand a trade. literally the worst thing they could do.mariota is the most likely option
We know ESPN, he's a regular season baby
>>158559567you haven't posted this in forever
If his hands were closer together he gets that lmao
>Almost an interception on a spike playWentz is ngmi
>>158559567her daddy used up her vagoo
>>158559575>MariotaLmao what
>>158559567WE HAVE THE MEATS
>>158559567Yeah. I’m thinking Arby’s for dinner
>>158559489Stetson Bennett
>>158559489There is no QB that can fix Kevin O'Connell's retardation
One of those days that driving spike interception is going to work and with their luck it will be against my Cowboys
>He's seen enough
>>158559544i feel nothing about it desu
>here's 25 free secondsrefball
>>158559579I want this to work so fucking bad. Any team, any time, I don't care it's just so funny. It's like jumping the line.
>>158559565The difference is volume of feces, not presence of feces>>158559567POOSA
Every other fucking post is nsfwIs this not a SFW Board?Where the fuck are the mods??
>>158559489>still doubting Super Bowl champion, pro bowler, and 2017 MVP candidate Carson WentzYou people never learn…
uh ohhh jesterguild stinky
>>158559489>>158559575and i am adding that cousins has a 5-year 170 million contract. that's not gonna fit in the salary cap
JUST KICK THE FUCKING FG FFS.
>>158559489A first for Cousins
>my last forced cringe ebic maymay failed xD!!!1!!!>now its time to force anutha one
>>158559567
>>158559489Danny Dimes. Streamin MNF for anons. voice chat opendot gg/r456rYRh
I'm going to go jerk it to Kate Upton's giant tits and fridge body
>>158559567This is literally what a normal fucking vagina looks like. Virgins and homosexuals are really exposing themselves in the reppies, mmhmm
I bet Josh Allen has a really big dick, and I bet that wanton Jew BITCH Hailee Steinfeld loves getting fucked by it!
he can actually catch a football
>>158559596I know right, what the fuck are those guys getting paid all that money for anyway?
it's halftime
>>158559595There is shit involved in every fetish then.
TRIP ONE MCAFEE!!!!
>>158559489he's inevitable
>>158559575Finn, bro. You are dumb. I like you, but you are dumb.
>>158559596they need their pay docked
Who is the qt water bottle ponytail girl been standing by Joe Brady all game?
>>158559489Dak Prescott, and you will give Dallas more than you gave them during the Hershel Walker trade.
another 2 hours left of this game????
>>158559582
>>158559567Why is it brown
>this is the best team the NFC has
>>158559621i was checking her too, brother.
>>158559621Daniela Lewis
>>158559608>This is literally what a normal fucking vagina looks like
Remember when Adrian Peterson beat his kid with a tree branch?
>>158559579so close
>>158559575>mariota is the most likely optionEveryone is saying this
>I can't imagine wearing thatand there it is...
will all of Peterson's 12 children be there?
>>158559599>2nd football season without my nigga Charliefeels bad, bros
About to go to 7/11. What should I get to eat?
>>158559621Does he know?
Fuckin' Vikings MVP this season.
>>158559624lol yeah. Vikings will be passing a lot too
>>158559595And I suppose the only difference between a J58 and a desk fan is the amount of air moved.
>>158559626Poop comes out of there
>>158559631Anyone got the meme?
uhhhhhhh troy?
>>158559612what is that pinnochio ass nose?absolutely would.
based aikman calling out retarded nigger's million dollar necklace
Justin Jefferson is definitely gonna be one of those guys that is broke after he retires
>>158559631it's called a switch and that soft ass generation needed more it
Wtf Vikings have 2 time outs? Why didn’t they go for a td? Can’t they not pass it to Justin Jefferson?
>>158559638Remind the class Shrek
Do white people not get jewelry?
Can whatever mod deleted the vagina also delete the guy spamming pictures of women on the toilet? Thanks.
>this is their best team, both as a conference and a division
>>158559619it's ok we can agree but cousins cant fit in the cap, danny dimes cannot be moved, mac jones is a niners system baby, i dont know who else could be worthy of a risk... my bet is that they dont get a new qb but theywill instead get a good RB like Taylor so the opponent defence cant always play full pass coverage...
>>158559635Not the one he had down here in SuFu.
>>158559637all the taquitos they have with some ranch for dipping :)
>>158559654he lived in a townhouse until this year
Legit do not understand how Carson Wentz keeps getting shots
can't stop farting bros
bills are going to lose me thinks
>>158559659What are you, gay or something?
Jordan Mason's been pretty bad
Air the AP Ring of Honor ceremony I don't care what the ESPN shills have to say
>>158559654He goes lab grown
>>158559637
>>158559669LONDON
>>158559668Why do you post porn?Do you enjoy making other men aroused?Fuck off
Now that the dust has settled, why is the AFC so superior to the NFC?
>>158559669That's how you know it's a good night.
>>158559631>Adrian Peterson beat his kidWhich one he has like 17 with 10 different women
mmmm halftime fap time
shit teams shit game so far...
did you guys pre-load GTA 6 yet? I cant wait to goon to Lucia
>>158559659this anon gay as fuck boy
>>158559658Men dont wear jewelry. Only faggot niggers do.
>>158559658White men only wear a wedding band and maybe a watch, unless you’re gay or if you consider Jews to be white for some reason
Why would the Niners give mac jones to Minnesota? They're playing in two weeks
meme game
>>158559684fapping to lezdom
This chick in the Allstate commercial has one of the worst haircuts I've ever seen.
>>158559670oh ye of little hope
>>158559676GOAT CHIP HOLY SHIT
halftime faptime
>>158559685Me on the left
>>158559686i decided to play cyberpunk instead and it's a pretty dogwater game honestlymight just rewatch the animes
>>158559663I’ve never had taquitos actually, so I might do this.
>>158559686first thing to do in game is firgue out the weight system to get her ass to perfect size
Gonna take a power nap wake me up when Wentz throws a TD
>>158559699mhmm
>>158559685why is that dog half shaved
oh schizzy schizzydont look out the window again hehehe
>>158559489tua
>>158559676ancient memory unlocked
The Chicago Bulls stared a Ring of Honor last year and Michael Jordan didn't even show up.
>>158559708RIP
Imagine conceding one touchdown and recognizing your team is cooked
>>158559676Oh shit, I think my one actually has these. Might get a haul.
imagine if the vikings had a qb
>>158559696that's the alien: earth haircut and I dont remember being more disappointed in a tv-show in along time, maybe FROM
>>158559708>dies
>>158559704They’re surprisingly good. Especially the breakfast ones.
>>158559691That's why they WOULDN'T.
>what if bert kriecher but football?
Bros this sissy twink called me cute, gave me his number and said call if I want some unbelievable bussyDo I call him?
>>158559686I'm gonna cheat on her and drown her every day
>>158559711wy peepo don't season they dog
Will Levis would save the Vikings
Just a late warning to all of you posting porn because its half timeStill against the rulesYou're still getting banned.Clean it the fuck up. This is a sports board and a football threadTrying to make other men aroused is... a choice
kangz got this one
the cute gooks are making the pain of the game less
Yeah I'm thinking I'm just going to shove my face with doughnuts like a fat fuck
>>158559668I mean if Geno Smith can be a starting QB in 2026 why not Wentz? We’re just in a very dark time for QBs now that Brady, Rapistburger, Rivers, Brees, Romo, and the Manning brothers are gone
>>158559723i dont imagine, i'll make the phonecall. be ready to buy my jersey
>>158559732that was actually a pretty cool video
KELEKI LIKELEKI LI
>>158559733if that’s something that you’re interested in then sure
Hey look it’s the fella who lost the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl to Boise State and then later beat his kid with a tree branch. Neat.
>>158559736Fuck it, call 'em up.
I bet Josh Allen has a really big dick, and I bet that wanton JEW BITCH Hailee Steinfeld loves getting fucked by it!
>inferior flyover leadheads incapable of incorporating such a corrosive element into their superstructure
>>158559686Is there a macos port
>>158559742Brock Purdy looks like Drew Brees
BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK....GONE
>>158559755I'm pretty sure New York is on the lead map too
ngl i thought chris berman was dead
>>158559742>Brees, RomoDon't you fuckin' dare put those faggots in a sentence with the others.
Why didn't Boomer say DA RAAAAAIDDDDERS
>>158559762yes but their east coast heritage grants them anglo immunity to the element
Bills fans never learn. The cake ALWAYS has a razor hahaha.
>>158559755buffalo is a fly over
I can't wait for boomer to die. Overrated fat shitter. Stop wasting TV time
>>158559733A fag hit on me and I was legit disgusted
How many QBs can Minny go through before you realize it's not a QB problem, Queens fans? six? seven?
>plethora of anons are hardcoded to fap in unison just because it's half-timeresist your programming
>>158559759You were warnedEnjoy your fucking ban. Cunt
>>158559776>slaps you in the faceShow some respect
Im gonna be a Spanish bull fighter
My Packers should sign that Corgi to play RB
>>158559767its AI skinwalker like how they have casey kasem on the radio all the time.
>>158559775Its a nice place to go to if I want to drive to canada and see Niagara I guess...
>>158559770That's too aggressive for TV now.
>>158559762Upstate New York is where civilisation begins
>>158559755what are you talking about
This one time I introduced a grill to /nfl/ and she was laughing her ass off the entire time, she didn't even into football and was still in tears
These snowflake zoomers need a little lead in their diets toughen em up a bit
>tfw no more Jacked Up on ESPN because those hits would get you banned nowadays
I want to RAPE Josh Allen's Jew wife!
>>158559767Hes not dead until he sees that Bills vs 49ers superbowl, which will happen this year. Then he'll die after that
>>158559795hey are you the stats kiwi or the kiwi with the upcoming bastard? what do you think of the game?
What does the Sandy Eggo Chargers need to win?
Damn, Chris Berman sounds like he's got one foot in the grave.
WTF Josh Allen, just beat these guys!
>>158559793new york is also technically on the leadhead map but they're beating the best traditional leadhead (NFC North) team right now at their stadiumthe vikings represent the entire jesterguild right nowthe reason allen is elite is because he's so massive he can absorb all elemental impurities into his bulk and carry on
>>158559796Get an arranged marriage like I did
>>158559799post her feet. its not rape if its feet.
So glad that the purple penis eaters have finally been exposed
Tim Tebow wants you to send him pictures of teenagers being sextortedyou know, to solve it
>>158559812can you use normal words please
explain the leadhead term for me, does that milwaukee/minnesota/michigan area have a lot of industry or what
my joshie!!!!!!!
>>158559797They use to laugh at people getting killed
>>158559802I don't think I'm either of those I'm not the main one and I never post statsKind of boring game so far, really thought the Buffalo offense would be able to cook more. Josh is having an average game and to the kangz credit they are doing a good job of shutting them down. Pity they have no offense either.
>>158559822Most lead pipes
>>158559822it's one schizophrenic guy trying to force a meme, ignore him
>>158559751My beloved titties need him to save us from our >black QB situation
Please Wentz…just win the game at least
>>158559827Who has died on an NFL field from a hit?
>>158559822Houses in the midwest used lead water pipes
>>158559819see>>158559772i trust you can figure it out from there, unless lead hath wrought your synapses asunder
>>158559822not anymore :(
>cry me a river
>>158559769Brees and Romo were the only reason why the Saints and Cowboys had any winning records for years. We don’t have that level of QB play in 2026
>>158559796get a better face and gain height
>>158559827Are you saying you don't?
Should I watch the rest of the game or play Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2?
>>158559796You're gonna have to wait until /nfl/ gets done jerking off before you get more responses
>>158559835What about Mahomes and Lamar bro? And Hurts is pretty good.
I love Chris Berman
>>158559822it's about lead pipes>>158559772
>>158559780Everyone knows it is KOC problem, dude, but the Wilfs won't let him get fired because he is le hype man and the players love him.
>>158559694Natty
i can feel it cummin in my buss tonight
>>158559853tony hawk
why is espn so far ahead of abc on their broadcasts?
>>158559822We are an ethnic people group that lives in this red region and it is a vile slur
>>158559862Tom I really love your commentary on FOX
Really tired of these "how do I find gf" type of losers. If you have to ask this question you already lostFUCK ALL THE WAY OFF >>>/r9k/
>>158559855>lameme - injured and shit in the playoffs>mutthomes - washed>squirts - he's dead, bro.
>>158559839MeAlso, killed wasn't ment to be taken literally
>>158559822All the water pipes in the midwest contain lead, people there hate it when you mention that fact
Laura Rutledge is so fucking hot
>>158559853play 3 instead
Must be nice to be on your little anime website talking to your little girl friends all night. I’m in bed for work at 3 AM tomorrow. Don’t have time for this shit I’m not a teenager anymore. Bye
I can't believe Tom Brady's son is head coach of the Bills. I'm so fucking old
>>158559869thank you so much
>>158559874She looks like she smells like strawberries and cream
>>158559874she could use a good aaron rodgering
>>158559874i bet her hair smells good
ugh what's happening in the game guys? my stomach doesn't feel too good...
>yeah pretty entertaining game>they're playing great football
>>158559855Mahomes is a fagLamar looks like he is going to get arrested for shooting a rival gang member (because he's black)Hurts is dying of the vaxxBut at least none of them are Cam Ward, the zesty gang felon who may also die of the vaxx at some point
how will leadheads hit back after that first half?
its really tough when a forced meme falls flat and an anon is too autistic to no know when to stop
>>158559796Go to Turkey for some leg lengthening surgery bro best 27k I ever spent
>>158559867i could live in any of those places that are next to a lake. maybe not cleveland, heard a lot of bad things from that place. some 200k smaller city would be excellent
>>158559676CP, you say?
>flagsRefs are going to have a ball this half
Just tuning in for another classic KANGZ slurpfest
o
>all those flagskek based
Drew the flag. 5D chess
FLACCO-ESQUE DPI bait
>>158559878don’t blame us because you didn't go to college
>>158559637Nutrigrain bar and mtn dew
MY REFFIES :)
Fran Tarkenton would heem both these teams
>>158559878You should have studied harder in school and then maybe you wouldn’t have to work graveyard shift jobs and kill your body in the process
Joe Flacco special
The fix is in
I don't agree with the toilet guy but I respect the game
Masterful PI bait.
>>158559878Sweet dreams wagie
BOOOOOOO BB BBOOOOOO
INTERCOOOOPTION
>wintz
>interception Throw Wentz out the stadium
>They're sensitive about their lead exposure
>WINTZ WINTZ>WINTZ WINTZ>WINTZ WINTZ>WINTZ WINTZ>WINTZ WINTZ>WINTZ WINTZ>WINTZ WINTZ>WINTZ WINTZ>WINTZ WINTZ>WINTZ WINTZ
Kyler wouldn't have thrown that. Maybe you can all stop being racist now?
jesus christ can a single motherfucking qb step up for the vikings
based whence
>>158559874It’s amazing that ESPN puts this woman who looks like a literal Disney princess on in the year 2026
Kirk Cousins you are a Minnesota Viking.
im tapping out
>get bailed out by the refs>immediately throw a pickHoly fucking kek
>white quarterbacks
Fuck it. Put Brosmer in.
This is one slurper of a game.
ahhhhahahhhahahahahahhhaaaaahahabjajajajajaaaaaaa frauds
>>158559646
>stuck between wintz and Kyler Lmaoo
How's she holding up lads?
>>158559922Wentz is mentally black.
>>158559916>>158559917>>158559920>>158559923heh
>>158559867Hello fellow Rustoid. >>158559895I generally don't suggest Ohio for anything but the suburbs of Cleveland are actually pretty nice. The city itself is a post apocalyptic dump, of course.
THEJESTERGUILDSTRIKESBACK
>>158559878us chads go to bed early and wake up at 3am to see our qb throw some interceptions FUCK
MAKE THE CALL
How do I quit porn and stop gooningI can barely feel my dick anymoreIf I had sex with a real vagina right now I doubt I'd be able to cum
is the NFC North the most kino?
>>158559925They had a savior and instead they called for Barnabas.
Where's Nine?
>>158559928holly mogs her
at first i wasnt sure what this wintz thing was about but then before asking i realized its INT in wINTz and now i get it! haha, yes very clever
>>158559848I have an attractive face as I said I get complimentedI'm also not short>>158559894I'm not short
goodnight everybody
>>158559928Laura Rutledge doesnt look bad either
What a fucking memeslop game
I am using this walrus to represent interceptions.
>>158559894>paralyze yourself to grow 3 inches taller>still be a fucking manlet but now you can’t walkWHEN WILL THEY LEARN
Kek. Chicago won the north. Its over
>>158559922honestly Kyler can scramble for a few first downs and put the Vikings in a position to get FGs
10 years ago Wince makes it. Poor guy. Just needs a good team.
>>158559950You mean Ninex2?
>another "williams" involved in picksi saw this episode last night
>>158559925Trading McCarthy was genuinely a mistake, lmao. I feel like KoC did it because he felt like he was a "distraction" after getting benched and him not really reacting well to it. Turns out Wintz and Manlet are terrible.
Nine would've put up 30 points by now
…
You can’t have him, queers.
>>158559948NFCN dividional games are kino and no other division comes close!
>>158559963Detroit*
KOC can't win with these cats
>>158559928Bros, I would destroy Holly's fat slampig pussy
>>158559937There it is
This is honestly harder to watch than the 45-3 cowsois @ vikings game I paid $200 to go to a few years ago.
Anyone have the webm of Holly Rowe going to work in the white halter top
The thing I hate about Wentz playing horribly is it might motivate the Kweenz to trade for a qb tomorrow. Would rather he played ok today and gave them some hope. Tired of the nuclear arms race in this fucking division.
PUT MCCARTHY INWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>>158559939Wasn't she like a paid promotional actor to make it look like the chargers had fans?
>>158559944The Patriots lost.The Buccs lost.The Lelphins lost.The Razorcakes are gonna lose.Screencap this.
Carson Wentz will not see heaven
yup this is a meme game
>>158559962Oh, come on, that’s not his fault
>>158559971would be a job-ending blunder for anyone other than the QB whisperer
what's Troy laughing about bros?
>>158559971classic revisionism. everyone including their moms wanted to get rid of NINE. except me because i wnated to give him time despite him being made of glass
>>158559947start growing magic mushrooms
Yo did that say "my bussy?"
How do we fix the Vikings offense?
What the fuck was that
did they just show a sign that said "my bussy"
>>158559947Just stop pulling your weenis dood Drink booze or something
>>158559985Anon...Mccarthy...
>>158559948they consistently have the highest of highs (retards thinking they'll win the superbowl because of some regular season wins) and the lowest of lows (getting raped and gaped by other divisions in the playoffs)You'd be a fool not to watch along and laugh at them. Especially as they're an infinite well of retards to rile up on /nfl/
Spiritual loss for kangz d
Is there a single black person who watches Abbott Elementary or is this just The Office for liberals who want to immerse themselves in safe black culture
>not blowing whistle when the RB was stuffed 1 yard into the runFUCK YOU REFFIES.
Common denominator on the Vikings offense just saying
>Kangz defense getting gassed and can't even stop the runKek
Considering how bad their QB situation is, every team will ask for an overpay for a QB tomorrow if the Vikings call, and considering how good the rest of their team is, the Vikings gotta do it. No guarantees year to year in this league, and this is a year their team can win it all. In a way they're the anti-Bengals, they just need a QB capable of putting up 17 points or so so their D can win.The one that makes the most sense is Cousins. Vegas should demand a haul.
MY BUSSY
>>158559998Sign Ryback
>>158559977I love Finfren
>>158560000kek I swear I thought that
Cousins would MUCH RATHER tutor Mendoza and coast along with an average Raiders offense than to come back to this dumpster fire of an offense in Minnesota.
>>158559980Disgusting
>>158559995No it isn't, everyone's reaction to the trade was that they basically gave him away and that he was a 1st round pick. I am not saying everyone was crowing for him to start, but the reaction WAS negative to the trade.
>>158559971>Be the Vikings>Offense continues to be liability>Bears and Packers both pass them in standings>Defense drags them to the 6th seed>Wild Card weekend>@ New York>against HIMIt would be kino
I'm not saying they're back but they kinda shared a laugh there :)
>>158559928>Hoggy Rowe
That Viking is on the ground grabbing his bussy
Can we get a screencap of that guys sign
It's my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. Their losses are the only reason i'm still alive, i was born to love and enjoy the failure that they have achieved.
CASHMAN DEADOH FUCKITS OVER
>>158560003>including 1999Phinfags get out
>>158560013how can vikings fit that 170 mil in the salary cap?
>>158559985After we put in McCarthy, everything will be fine...
>>158559980same
>>158560016>Ryback
>MY BUSSY SIGN ON LIVE TVWhich one of you was it
>>158560024ive been here too long and read that as my bussy
>>158559998Fire KOC to pluto
>>158560024>my bussy sees more action than this offenseDo the Amish really?
Vicucks season is over.
>>158560000Me too, the bussy poster is getting to me kek
>6-0 against dogshit QBs>About to be 0-2 against remotely competent onesCan we stop sucking Flores off? Absurdly overrated
>>158560024>sooners jersey to a bills/vikings gamefor what purpose
>>158560020Only disgusting thing is me cuddling her afterwards
>>158560009How do MTNs and higher like this fella develop such fetishes? Surely they could just have conventional sex and avoid the porn rabbit hole that leads to people developing such desires.
>>158560033M-Mein Furher...
>>158559796Literally just talk to them, in fact, talk to anyone, any time. Social skills are just that, a skill, you have to practice them. Random funny thing happens at the grocery store? Comment on it, to whoever is around. See a woman that you find pretty? Say hi, she'll probably reject you, and that's fine. If she doesn't she might like you, see where it goes.
Liberty Biberty
>>158560024amish bussy hits different
>>158560035that SEAL to culinary specialist pipeline is real
Ya know what? Liberty Biberty has grown on me.
>>158560017based bearsbro, i never had a problem with you guys
Is krokodil bad for you? My roomie just offered me some and I’ve never done any drugs before.
Really REALLY glad I'm not the only one who thought that said "my bussy"
>>158560047Adrian Peterson played at Oklahoma
Liberty bibberty
>>158560013I will take 2 1st round picks for Mac Jones. Some NFL owner will get desperate and hire Brian Flores. Maybe the Chargers or something. Then kangz will be screwed next yr
>this is the best team in the jesterguild
>>158560050I believe that picture is shopped, anon. I can tell from the pixels.
>>158560028Nigga who DA FUCK IS YOU???
>>158560047adrian peterson jersey newfriend
Vikingsisters, I’m getting spooked, are we not gonna figure out a qb solution and waste this defense?
>my bussy sign>in fucking Minnesota of all placesYou can't make this shit up
>>158560046Flores is holding these QBs to barely any points, and any competent offense wins those games.
>>158560060I heard you become a zombie with that drug
>>158560047Could be the only sports jersey she has
>>158559481Wentz > Brady
Yep. That's game. Fuckin' Christ. Shout out to Metellus for just letting his guy run free to the end zone because his n____r brain can't process which player was a greater threat. A wide open receiver in the end zone, or a RB that was on the LOS and had 4 vikings near him. The should have kept Byrum over this fucking bum.
>Liberty Biberty my offence is shitty
>7/18so this is why kyler started...
>>158560022Giants kicked em out of the wild cardone year and eliminated them from playoff contention another
That should've been caught
>>158560067According to who?
>>158560078i have always disliked metellus' abilities on the field
I feel like Wentz wasn't even this bad last year.
its always funny when NFL players are in commercials and they ah e to wear their uniform otherwise nobody would know who it is
>>158560078you're allowed to say nigger on 4chan
>>158560046I'm a Flores hater but their defense was still very good the last two weeks. Have to give him his flowers this season.
This game is so shit for two 6-1 teams.
>>158560077This nigga knows ball
>>158559489bryce young
Having a good QB must be so nice
Nice fucking throw
>>158560052There's this girl that I see a few times a week at one of my hobbies and I asked her out last week. She turned me down. I saw her again today and thought things were going to be weird and I should pretend she doesn't exist but she actually smiled at me and said "see you next time" as she was left which was weird because prior to me asking her out we'd never even spoken to each other.
>>158560084The League?
>>158560013>>158560065>Mac Jones and Daniel Jones too expensive>Chargers unwilling to sell Herbert>Raiders unwilling to sell Cousins>Jets unwilling to sell GenoPICK UP THE PHOOOOOOOOONE
RB DRAGON
Palmer could have caught that shit
>>158559489Win with defense, do nothing.t. dilfer
>>158560067false
>>158560090sometimes good defense vs good offense and bad defense vs bad offense turns out like this
i do not understand why bk talks to himself in these threads
The 2026 Minnesota Vikings in true midseason form
>>158560086Sheeeit he lit up Green Gay in week 1 even
ABSOLUTELEFUECKINGDIME
>>158560087Travis Hunter goes "I'm Travis Hunter and..." twice in a truck commercial
My Joshie :) My Billies :) showing who the real #1 team is
>>158560087
>>158560107who?
Is it just me or did he drop that
Vikings are last years Buccaneers
>>158560116just you
At least the minnesota vikings fans did nto sissifiy themselves like the shartcago bears fans did
Allen is styling on these linemen
>>158560097I asked out the girl who cuts my hair and she said no and for a while I thought I would habe to get a new person but I just didn’t, it’s really not that awkward. Figure the hot ones get asked out all the time and them saying no really isn’t a big deal to them and if it’s not to them why would it for you
name 3 players on the Bills that aren't Josh Allen. No one can.
FUCK KEVIN O’COCKNELL
Allen heroball works
>that face when they make a movie about Joshie
Josh Allen is a majestic unicorn
>van stinkel
>>158560107its a jeet engagement bot ((they)) allow
>>158560116I thought so too, but I will take it.
>>158560127Buffalo BillKangaroo JackJackie Chan
>>158560121Yeah I was wrong. First time for everything
The vikings are just the 2025 colts
>>158559974Kwab
Allen just doing meme plays at this point
>>158560051https://youtu.be/NOZKLtIIUZE?si=64Fg6UUi--s-e0Ue
Damn Josh
>>158560127Dawson KnoxTyler BassGreg Rousseau
dingo
what's it like having a mobile QB bros??
>>158560127HamlinDawkinsMoore
>>158560124
Josh Allen, one of the best black QBs of all time
Is Allen calling runs for himself?
what the fuck was that Cashman getting oiled up with?
I thought this was a Vikings and Bills game thread.
>>158560129Until the divisional round, for sure.
>>158560127Dj MooreDamar Hamlin (rip)Cook, idk his first nameKincaid
Think I might go to bed, Vikings offense means this game was never going to be competitive
Vikings are throwing away their season if they don't trade for a QB.
>>158560149bags of sand
>>158560127Damar, Damar's clone, the other clone.
Bills winning being the #1 offense and vikings losing being the #1 defense is prove the defense in fact does not win championships
Vikings have given up unironically.
I have been married 16 years, I had four long-term girlfriends before my wife, probably dated another dozen or so, had a handful of one-night stands, and I have never once asked a girl out
>>158560127single whopper double whopper triple whopper
KELEKI LIE L E K I L I KELEKI LIE L E K I L I
>>158560152KEK green gay fans have no rebuttal to this
So just blitz all the time? Why isn't everyone else doing it?
What THE FUCK! THATS ANOTHER BUSTED FUCKING COVERAGE BY METELLUS! THIS FUCKING NOG!!
kek bearsfags can't even cuckwatch their rival jesters without getting humiliated
>>158560151impressive
>>158560156Ben gay
he's incredible
>>158559481>>158559481>>158559481NEWNot trolling this time New thread
>>158560176no im not
>>158560173>!!
>>158560164The #1 offense has never beaten the #1 defense in the playoffs (where championships are won)
>Black QBs praised by media for being dual threat>White guy comes in and does it better than all black QBslol
>>158560127James CookDalton KincaidDawson KnoxDJ MooreKeon ColemanKhalil ShakirTyler BassHamlin dude that almost died
YOUVE JUST BEEN VAN GINKLED!
>>158560176How long?
>>158560127DJ MooreMitch TrubiskyOJ Simpson
Vikings looking tired and shitty
>>158560170were nordic valkyries mutt bull dykes with enlarged clits?
>>158559481>>158559481>>158559481New in a few
>>158560180You rascal
That defense is gassed
>>158559822During the Civil War, the regiments from Minnesota and Wisconsin were known as the Black Hats.Here is an artistic interpretation of my Confederate ancestors reacting to them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yblwrMJ0OUM
>>158560197You have a mental illness
Josh should just keep running it up the middle. Vikings can't stop it.
>>158560127Damar HamlinMichael B. Jordan Brandon Flowers
>>158560166Vikings look defeated
>>158560201not true
>allen begging for a flagThat shit was 15 feet over his head put your fucking hands down bitch
>GIVE ME A FLAG!Now I remember why I hate this guy
spammy having a b& melty KWAB
>>158560201I'm enjoying his posts. Piss is harmless
we need new so i can tell that anguished anon who gets no bitches how to go from here
>>158560208as a Viking fan, I'm feeling defeated
>>158560218>>158560218>>158560218
migrate>>158560202>>158560202>>158560202
>>158560197Who is taking these pictures
>>158560197i'd let her piss on me
>>158560208They're tired from keeping up the facade
>>158560208Defense has been stout outside of metellus being a dip shit. If the offense got their shit together, they'd either be tied or leading.
The Vikings look defeated.
jesterguilders not handling this game welltheir best team getting exposed :)metaphorical to the poster in this thread the entire nation sits down to take a piss upon your best team and by proxy your entire division
>>158560221How would you even eat robot pussy, retard?
>>158560170>Game 7>68 - 63>Less than 10 blocks for both teams>Less than 10 steals for both teamsI don't even get it, don't they play on an appropriately-sized hoop? Why aren't there any athletes in the WNBA? I'm not even memeing on women, they're the only reason I even watch the olympics, cause they're attractive, healthy, AND athletic.Meanwhile the WNBA looks like a league of AIDS-ridden trannies and they can't even play ball. What the fuck is going on in this country?
ring dings of honor
>>158560222Me
>>158560219I'm sorry dude, you guys suffer a lot
How is that not DPI?
Damn it, Knox. Dinked off his helmet
>>158560271Ref didn't see it
This game has been a masterclass on sucking ass. The Vikings just cannot commit to running the ball.
>>158559867Rust belt goes through Springfield Mass and Bridgeport Connecticut
>>158560164That meme died with the Pats dynasty
