>Lap:#8621>Countdown to Gambling Mafia GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>158552340>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:235>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:245 (244 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 390 (+10)VER: 279 (+18)RUS: 262 (+12)HAM: 261 (+2)LEC: 249 (+4)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 652 (+22)Ferrari: 510 (+6)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 415 (+3)McLaren Mercedes: 398 (+33)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 114 (+6)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 1,348.47 (+85.31)HAM: 1,062.63 (+86.01)NOR: 982.26 (+26.57)>News:Las Vegas GP to be free to watch on Apple TVFIA boss planning to end age limits for office holdersGeorge Russell "keeps getting kicked" as F1 pundit addresses 2026 strugglesMax Verstappen hits back at Johnny Herbert over Liam Lawson ‘threat’ claimLewis Hamilton to share flight with Mercedes after former team's F1 title triumphF1 races in Qatar and Abu Dhabi will proceed as planned, says FIA boss Mohammed Ben SulayemF1 Las Vegas Grand Prix announces pre-race music line-up featuring Steve Aoki, MORTEN and Jordin Sparks
>>158562893Anime
*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>158562893rolling
>>158562893>FIA boss planning to end age limits for office holdersAre we gonna get some cute and funny stewards next season?
>Las Vegas next
>>158562860it's the troon-abdul era
bake cuck still didn't fix the lap number
Vegas NEXT
>>158562913>they would rather gamble away all their life savings instead of leaving it for their children and grandchildren because they didn't "pull themselves up by their bootstraps">even the boomers who don't gamble just give it to scam charities anywaysThere needs to be a mandatory inheritance law, seriously.
>>158562932not my problem your family doesn't love you
>>158562939Oh I'm just empathetic to people who experience this shit. I pretty much have all my Grandma's money through a special needs trust and it's been helping me get through this shitty economy.
>>158562913>not a single smartphone in sightthey are truly living
>>158562946nice. you shouldn't want the government more involved in it then, they will just use it to take even more
>>158562978A government run by men of good character would never tax one's own inheritance but fight to secure it for them from the suicidal empathy that plagues the Boomer generation. Unfortunately, we live in a world where there are safeguards against good/competent men when it comes to running the said government. Hopefully that will change one day.
USA next
>>158563017i want to marry that dyke at the end
>>158562893TAKE MY SOUL TOP LEFT
gimi
>>158563017
what were they thinking?
>>1585630172 > 4 > 1 > 3
>>158563166Sonic The Hedgehog Racing is just the logical expansion of Mickey Mouse Racing.
>>158562903are you fartspie?
>>158562893bottom right
>vegas next
>>158563166"Gotta go fast"
>>158563166Piastri's career got sonichued
Daily fucking reminder that Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso won the championships while the grid was composed of:Sebastian VettelJensen Button with a cheating carKimi fucking RaikkonenSchumacher the one and only GOATMark WebberTimo ClockKubicaHamilton and Sebastian had to beat literal fucking god tier legends while they were in ther prime to earn their world championship title.Meanwhile in 2026 we have Hamilton and Fernando, both with a broken car, and....uh. That's it. This generation is a fucking disaster, and I blame Verstappen for it. Each former legend brought forth the new generation, for example Schumacher was what made Vettel and Alonso get into the sport and want to become a F1 driver. What generational talent has Verstappen brought during his 4 year long domination? He's no one's hero. Leclerc or Russell would have been eaten alive back then.
>>158563289based postlet the Chinletstappen fangirls cryModern F1 is a fucking joke. Drivers have very little control of the race outcome, other than their driving ability and performance on race day. Even your own team can manipulate your car performance. F1 is basically a law onto themselves and easily break rules to suit their agenda(s).F1 is a show with a storyline. The racing is authentic, especially qualifying, but mostly it's the team that's been allowed from the FIA to have an advantage over the rest of the field that usually has the best chance to get pole. The team that wins the championship has already been chosen before the season starts. The FIA can change rules at will, or cause stewards to sway decisions in favour of a particular team or driver, to influence results to make the show exciting. No different from WWE.
Have we seen Chuck's woman since she gave birth? Need to see how her milkers are now
>>158563289>>158563311>>158562813no shut up i literally have nothing without this twink drama simulator. I live vicariously through max and base my narrative on what I think he would be into.I would rather circle jerk to a bunch well of off highschool drop outs who were fathered by firearms merchants, oligarchs, and well off racing drivers, it's just more down to earth for me personally
>>158563166I like sonic, its cool
>>158563289This feels like a list of drivers ChatGPT from 2022 would have given you.
>>158563354Why do they look like Serbs here?
>>158563354
>>158563354>chuck the cuck on a tilt>LEWIE the CHAD straight up
>>158562893yjk all of them got passed around and piped the entire weekend
5th in the standings btwhttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/kgMyfY-wgCQ
>>158563385They look like they want to strangle each other.
>>158563385holy cringe
Would Sainz be as highly rated if he didn't get matched up with Norris and Verstappen when they were teenage rookies? I don't recall Heidfeld getting a Ferrari driver after beating Räikkönen and Massa.
new F1 waifu dropped
>>158563441she is just jealous of me
>>158563441she's declitted
>>158563289>Jensen Button>Mark WebberKek.
>>158563289hamilton is utter fucking shit bro
>>158563441>He is not your BoyfriendI really wish He was my Girlfriend though. I'd probalby settle for He being my Boyfriend [sic] if that's the best I can get.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>158563441>not allowed to wear what she likes cuz men can see her>allowed to have a yt so thousands of man can see herI think she should be wearing a bikini, cause ain't no such things as halfway thot"
yup, lewis hamilton sucked a dogs penis
What is the F1 equivalent of this scene?
terrible thread
>>158563515wait, I know, it's this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCi5tOKuGr4
>>158563494It's okay as long as no one can see her hair, I think. Muslims have this strange obesession with hair and think that it's what causes sexual attraction.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
shut the fuck up and listen to what kimi has to say, you guys need to calm down
>wake up my computer>it jumpscares me with a merc instead of the regular pics of nature and architecture what is this shit
>>158563554kek same
>>158563554cheatcedes is sponsord by poopsoft
>>158563166PS3 looks like he's resigned to be put through yet another humiliation ritual
>>158563166WHERE IS MY NIGGA SHADOW
>>158563554you WILL like merc and you WILL be happy
>>158562893Wait, so it's okay to photograph women walking around the paddock dressed like skanky ass streetwalkers, but race queens bad.Okay, totally makes sense.>HONK HONK
>>158563608>put sexy women around drivers>normal average women won't come because they're jelly
/F1/ IS WRONG OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158562893>Las Vegas GP to be free to watch on Apple TVKek it's so over. They're desperate to keep the facade going into next year that this is a sport people are enjoying and that Vegas is a venue they want.>FIA boss planning to end age limits for office holdersSo, people who are younger can now join the grift, or they're going to turn it into the US congress and allow the reptilians to keep the same skin suit indefinitely?>George Russell "keeps getting kicked" as F1 pundit addresses 2026 struggles"Evarrrry time I go to townnn, them boys start kickin' my dog around...">Lewis Hamilton to share flight with Mercedes after former team's F1 title triumphDid he shit in the toilet?>F1 races in Qatar and Abu Dhabi will proceed as planned, says FIA boss Mohammed Ben Sulayem"As planned." Yeah that's totally not orchestrated false flag terrorism speak.>F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix announces pre-race music line-up featuring Steve Aoki, MORTEN and Jordin SparksWahoo! Bazinga! The real reason anyone goes to an F1 race: LIVE MUSIC!
>>158563643AppleTV is good because i dont need to listen to filthy Crof*y commentary on Pirate steams
today I will remind them
>>158562932Are their children liberal hipsters out at dumb protests when not high all fucking day?
>>158562893>Brazil GP>paddock women>women
>>158563643>free to watch on Apple TVUsing Apple products is never truly "free".
>>158563017>USA>fat whaleChecks.
>>158563579Captain Qwark is still my PS avatar after 15 year
>>158563651Doesn't matter. The sport was doomed the moment Liberty Media took over.
>>158563649thisappleltv is blessingbut palmer is aids
>>158563166a cheap copy of the original
>>158563680Fucking this.
guess this needs to be posted again
>>158563680>>158563691
Kimi Antonelli world championships: 1 (2026)George Russell world championships: 0
>>158563680sovl...
Kimi Antonelli wins: 9George Russell wins: 8
no additional development via aduo this year
>>158563712>The FIA has confirmed that no additional homologations will be granted following the third ADUO review period of 2026.>Mercedes has one additional homologation for 2026 and one for 2027, while Ferrari, Audi and Honda each have two for both seasons.>Red Bull Powertrains remains ineligible for additional ADUO homologations.>The next ADUO review period will start in 2027 and will cover races 1 to 6 (Bahrain to Miami).
>>158563712>>158563715>HONK HONK
>be energy drink company>fuck it, let's make the engines too>best engineis everyone else trying
Homologation :DD
>>158562893>>Lap:>#86218620
>>158563712>>158563715what does this mean for max next yearMode: Raper or Rapee?
>>158563765>RaperThe rapest.
>webber leaves because he realizes how shit you arewhats next for ps3man?
>>158563779fmEme 2029
>>158563779He chose mckeks over the true blue aussiehe's dead to usenjoy #2 you fucking pomlicker
>>158563779he left because the wdc bottler energy transfer was completeps3 is now the ultimate #2 driver
>>158563779wobbler got him the mclel drive and backed him while he found his way. it's up to him now to stand up.
>>158563802Wouldn't be surprised if McLaren gave him the push to push out WebberThey were sick of Webber after last year and apparently he was barely around this year
>>158563802Why did Webber delete all of his Piastri photos from social media?
>>158563807>he was barely around this yearTrue, but that's something Albon needs to take care of. Not much Webber can do about that.
>>158562893
>>158563835hamilton-esque
>>158563715>>Mercedes has one additional homologation for 2026 and one for 2027yup they definitely need all the help they can get
>>158563817it's an interesting question, your honour
>>158563851just FIAMG things
>>158563835Halo would have saved him.
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/laurent-mekies-liam-lawsons-fate-has-nothing-to-do-with-me/10873368/OHNONONONO!
>>158563868well that's just logicalmeekies isn't horner
>>158563874>meekies isn't hornerYou sure about that? I've never seen them together on a photograph.
the youngest?
>>158563835great-looking car nonetheless
>>158563879
>>158563888Looks AI generated to me.
Why is the move Lawson to Cadillac never mentioned anywhere?
>>158563890because that's a suicide move and lawson should suicide irl if he ever thinks of doing this
>>158563890KILL HULKGET LAWLAW
>>158563902hvlk owns lawdog
>>158563902Hulk would be replaced by Slater if anything and he performs too well still to be replaced at all
>>158563890Because Cadillac wants Herta no matter what. And he'll get at least 2 or 3 seasons. Perez already has a contract until at least 2029.
I need the most unhinged AMX you have
>>158563889kill strulovich, remove honderp, nando liam dream teamthough they'll probably kill each other every couple of races
lewis hamilton be like: ima suck this dog penis
>>158563930
Arrakis status?
if not getting pozzed in the head led you to dicksucking abduls, of what use was not getting pozzed in the head
>>158563967Should be uhhhh soon? In a few hours? The deadline is today
lewis hamilton: i suck dem dog dicks like my daddy teached to
c'est fini
>>158564004>race all those years>get no send-off because you left under the cover of darkness mid weekend with no explanation kwab
>>158564030Guy is lucky that the team kept his chimpout largely under-wraps. Imagine his disgrace had they come out and confirmed the "rumors".
>>158563691If we had in a perfect world, Suzuka GP should have a Miku platinum-coated 1/3 figure as a trophy
>>158563930ye old Maggs' finger :DDDD
>>158563210yeah
>>158563997
What is it that you like about Formula One? Why do you follow it?Do you like it more than MotoGP? ¿Why?
>¿
>>158564125
>>158564125It's more of a habit or abusive relationship at this point.Just one more Ferrari championship and I quit.
>>158562893>Billion dollar company>Cant afford good PCs to render the transition slop
>>158564142Redbull should sue them
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fcs_uBvsa6kcringe or based?
>>158564142look at these fucked up logos LMAOwhat were they thinking
>Esteban Ocon is reportedly a leading contender to become Aston Martin's reserve driver in 2027.>This is seen a viable next step for Ocon after his abrupt Haas exit.
>>158563715>Red Bull Powertrains remains ineligible for additional ADUO homologations.doesn't matter, car just needs to be competitive not the outright bestif he keeps this kind of podium consistency for 27 it won't even be close, the damage was done this season when he was fighting with gasly and getting fucked by the rear wing actuator
>>158564160>getting fucked by the rear wing actuatorgrim times those
>>158564140>Just one more Ferrari championship and I quit.You'll be here forver.
>>158564188I've been stuck with the team since The Michael moved there.You'll get numb to the pain after a decade or two.
>>158564140>just one more Ferrari championshipyeah...
>>158564081would be based but this timeline is too gay unfortunately
dubs and russell germanwings the whole mercedes garage and pitwall next race 350kph into oncoming antonelli, after "pretending" to have spun and facing the wrong way
>>158564244he comes
>>158564244torger already said the current objective is narb p2 wdc so the nerfs will be gone and he'll take it like the good little raped he is
In order to understand the globohomo's devotion to AIDS, you have to remember how they reacted when Italy won Euro 2021 and Max won the AD 2021 GP.
>>158564266>pic2021 really was something
He will never win another WDC because of this
>>158564293oh no, would be a real shame if a stray missile went exactly to his locationor if he accidentally wandered into a minefield or something, what a great loss that would be
>>158564004did he an hero?
>>158564047>the team kept his chimpout largely under-wrapsbecause there wasn't onekomatsu overreacted, gayly
>>158564306They haven't started bombing Egypt yet, anon. They would, of course, if they could get away with. But Egypt is too well respected in the international community.
>>158564323>because there wasn't oneAccording to whom? Oh, right ...
>>158564335>According to whomthe team, clearlyyou homosexual
>>158563835He's telling the marshals "It was all Michael's fault!"
have there been any cases of sexual espionage in formula 1 racing?
>>158563918This. Their driver lineup is pure marketing toward their two largest customers: rednecks and Mexicans.
>>158562893Top left is Eleonora Bertoli
>>158564380>rednecks and Mexicans.yes, that's why they made ad with buttass shilling ev suvlol
>>158564377gimi raped mclaren in 2007
>>158564377What do you think happened to Max Mosley?
>>158564407Because that's all they have right now for the US market. GM is fucking salivating at the marketing potential of Hurka, and the fucking beaner isn't going to convince middle class white Americans to buy shit.Please think a bit before posting.
im not gay or into twinks but cutonelli is cute
>>158564427settle down ok>twinksthere are no twinks in formula 1
>>158564433there are twinks in formula 1 and soon there will only be twinks in formula 1
>>158564442you're wrong
>>158563851They had one race without a podium this season. This was not supposed to happen.
>>158564004S
>>158564346>the team, clearlyWrong.
>>158564427pozzed?
remember lewis hamiltons rap career?>supa hot fire i spit that>big dog penis i suck demit was a banger
>>158564427>im not gay or into twinks butAnon... I...
Jensen hwang
>>158564627They're so cute together.
>>158564427>cutonellihe's very unlikely to be cut, he's not jew or muslim or american
>>158564640there's a non-zero chance he follows the footsteps of my boy Miguel Oliveira
>>158564658meant for>>158564638
sand races WILL happen
>>158564670thank you
>>158564658It's certainly a way to keep double the racing-genes in your bloodline without having to go for Kelly Piquet.
>>158564627what's it like having an imouto?
>>158564672GOD EMPEROR DO SOMETHING
>>158564627She looks like she's 14.
>>158564627Real life anime protagonist
>>158564640>jew or muslim or american>jew or americanNo need to repeat yourself anon.
>>158564672the honda being prone to overheating probably makes it particularly vulnerable to heat seeking missiles alonso is going to get btfo for real
>>158564698I don't think her exact age can be found online. She did celebrate her last birthday in the Mercedes motorhome. But no mention of how old she is. Could be 14, but also younger. She's definitely still in puberty, and not in the late stages.
What do you do for a living, nonny? Is it related to F1, or cars in general? Why not?Some people chase their dream you know, they want to work in the paddock.
>>158564757im unemployed kek
>>158564766Same ngl
>>158564757I process numbers
>>158562913is this the matrix?
>>158563017how can whales be that cute?
>>158564766patriot>>158564767patriot
>>158564757I dont work
>>158564757I'm an admin grunt, pretty comfy
>>158564047haas were going to fire him anyway, I actually respect the rat more now
>>158564818why aren't replaced by ai yet?
>>158564829Because I'm better at my job than it.
fcunt calendar announced
>>158564886>austin is later in the year because people don't want to melt in the texas summerlmfao, good call
>>158564627some people really get all the luck in the world
>>158564886Seven races.One (1) of them in continental Europe.But you have to have two in the fucking US of A.Not that it's a serious racing series anyway, but it shows what they want to turn F1 into.
>ackjar not even winning the h2h for brazil against a car considered "85% undriveable"jesus..this is literally the easiest the car will ever be for him too
>>158564986>420So thats why George spun
iSpack Kwabjar
>>158564986>considered "85% undriveable"Considered by who? The same people that think Verstappen passed Lawson on merit?
>>158563691ynr the arm can move
>>158564986>bearman6 million dollars huh?
>>158565028he lost downforce after the first stop, they tried to mitigate it from the second stop but it was never actually solvedit was quite easily observable friend
>>158565049So Hadjar should ahve pushed harder before or after the being mandated to gift his position?
>>158563835a couple of years later...
i love water
>>158565062he shouldn't have fucked up (self admission btw) which allowed max to get close, if you want to be and stay ahead of max then be faster otherwise expect a "valtteri, it's james"
>>158564640you really think toto & jewcedes didnt come to him in the night like a tooth fairy and propose he will become WDC by a crushing margin, and when asked "what will it cost?" toto didn't demand his foreskin?
>>158565074oh yeah, why don't you marry it then?
bring back colors
someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves
>>158564930Work hard, make money, and you too can have cvni
>>158563289Jenson was midWebber got rektGlock was nobodyKubica never had a car or a team. Alonso had to beat Schumi so he is goated. Lewis got Vettel who was a Newey baby and thats it. Basicly lewis got easiest competitors in history of sport. That ended when max grown up.
Middle East race status?
>>158565208>>158564672motogp proved nothing ever happens
>>158565205>Alonso had to beat Schumi so he is goated.Alonso beat an aging Schumacher in a car that had been utterly nerfed by FIA rule changes, while he himself was in a significantly better car.>a Newey babyFunny how that meme still hasn't died even though Newey designed arguably the worst car on the current grid. (And that's only arguable because Cadillac exist.)
Grand Prix in 11 days, 10 hrs, 55 mins, 35 secs
is this the world champion airline?
>>158565205webber was very good until the switch to the pirelli tires
>>158565345looks like pornhub
When is the Brasilian Grand Prix coming back?
>>158564918when do you thing the us gp was this year
>>158565387its next week
Did Hamilton actually unlap himself with Norris when he had fresh tyres or what happened there?
>>158565442Yes and then got lapped again after doing an extra lap with slicks
>>158565409
>>1585648866 races lmao Jeddah 1000000000% gonna get cancelled
>>158565101ok i will!
>>158565476its true
sand race when?
>>15856551112 days from now.
>>158565511hopefully never
>>158565573They might cancel the Saudi bullshit, but you won't get them to cancel Vegas.
>>158565580Modern F1 is just so lame and gay.We are somehow already back to people talking how "Hamilton is the goat" and pretending last season just didn't happen.A fucking clown can drive this season's cars. It's just so tiring.
>>158565028>Max flying through the field easily catching up to Hadjar who started at the front >Max losing pace and being about as fast as Hadjar all of a sudden On what level of retardation do you have to be to not notice that something happened to the car there?
>>158565476what happened to him? looks like he's dying of aids or something
>>158565617>when Hadjar is slow, it's Hadjar>when Max is slow, it's the car>when Max fucks it into the wall, it's the carOK, Helmut
>>158565582that you irishbro? blink twice if it's you
>>158565686>when Hadjar is slow, it's Hadjartrue>when Max is slow, it's the cartrue>when Max fucks it into the wall, it's the cartrue but zandvoort is the only exception, alongside the miami spin those are his only mistakes this yearat a stretch you could argue hungary qualifying spin as well, but the car was a disaster and he had different balance every single lap
nobody:literally nobody:lewis hamilton: *sucks dog penis*
thought hungry was canada for a second there given the content
>>158565580Vegas is kino.
>>158565757When did he do that?
>>158565796Just because it's not as bad as Miami, that doesn't mean it isn't dogshit in its own right.
>>158565690
>>158565850the king is back
>>158566045Nah, not him, Im the one who likes to come here to remind you people that f1 (the sport itself) is run by a demonic cult that worships dogshit women and celebrities nobody even heard about and rigs titles for globalist rent boys like Hamilton because their all faggots and pedos who are deranged and believe in cultist stupidity.Im here to guide you people away from this faggotry and will pop in every now and then to remind you npc's about the shit and filth you still slop up.
>>158565803why did he do that?
>>158566177>celebrities nobody even heard aboutLike that Lando Morris guy people in here namedrop from time to time? Still don't get who that's supposed to be.
Just got done watching the replay. That Mercedes constructor's title ceremony was kind of confusing, what with Merc being about to be disqualified for cheating and all
Blando Morris
>>158566249At least they managed to have both of their drivers there.
teamLH, our response?>>158566177bless you
>>158566271Why wasn't Oscar there?
>>158566296He was in the media pen, and they thought that waiting for him/asking for him to come over was too much effort.
>>158566291>teamLH, our response?they suck dog penis
>>158566249>Merc being about to be disqualifiedtorger has enough money to ensure that never happens
Fuji > Suzuka
get ready for an explosive end to the season!
>>158566296muh ruleswhich don't seem to apply to Merc drivers, how peculiar
>>158566542it's going to be a blast
>>158566621Why is the smoke shaped like that?
>>158565208I legitimately hope they bomb the tracks while the race is happening, but realistically F1 isn't that relevant in the grand scheme of things
>>158566678Why?
>>158566651funny how räikkönen won a WDC for these clowns in his nerfed pirelli state basically just ignoring them or doing what he wanted
>>158566685Because it probably means we won't have sand races for at least a few years and maybe the sport can go back to it's European roots. Though I doubt it.
>ynr Hamilton getting overtaken round the outside by Asston Martin
>>158566686funny you say that, leclerc ignored the clowns and got ahead, lewis also ignored the clowns but did it wronghttps://x.com/MediaCL16isback/status/2120208440694112405
>>158566720yup lewis hamilton is utter fucking shit
>
Are you able to admit Hamilton would have won this WDC had he stayed at Mercedes?
they could give everyone but russell a medieval horse drawn cart with squeaky wheels and he would find a way to lose
>>158566810This is so bullshit, the mercs shit the bed hard but get away with it since they're driving a rocketshipAlso Hamilton crashed and got lapped but he's in the top 8 ahead of Piastri and Leclerc? Why is Saarblad there?>>158566897Toto decides who wins in his cheat car, the drivers and how "skilled" they are is irrelevant
>>158566921>Toto decides who wins in his cheat carSo you're able to admit it, yes?
>>158566897hamilton was shit on by russel bro (twice)
>>158566930I will readily admit that Hamilton, Rosberg, Bottas, Russell and Antonelli are total frauds
>>158566930Toto would have chosen the youngest ever WDC over Hamilton
>>158566956>Hamiltonno>Rosbergno>Bottasnot championship material to begin wtih, he's a solid midfield driver so no>Russellthis season was an obvious fluke with the bad luck all concentrating on him, so until we see his next season, no>Antonellino
>>158567025Over his 8th?
>>158567051russel is utter fucking shit bro hamilton is complete and utter fucking shit bro
>>158567058yes20 is a tough benchmark for any other team to beat especially when they can't get cheat cars
>>158567095I have doubt. There's only one way to find outI summon Toto
>>158566651Just Ferrari.
>>158567095>yesno. hamilton's hypotehtical comeback WDC is worth considerably more in terms of social media/brand/investor capital compared to some random 20 year old nobody. youngest ever WDC is just another bit of trivia unless there's a name behind it with a lot of hype.
>>158566956Nico Rosberg literally had to beat his own team and FIA to win 2016, anon. He's legit. If you're talking about his father however ...And Antonelli might actually be good. It's too early to tell. Let him show what he can do in a non-dominant car.As for the others: Yeah, sure. But Bottas and Ruzzle are generally considered complete shitters anyway and have won nothing major. So calling them frauds is kinda moot.That really only leaves Hamilton, but that goes without saying.
>>158567187>tf>tp
>>158567472why is she still hanging around their garage
How often did Michael hit?
>>158567552>women aren't funn-ACK!
>>158567552gork remove the text, change the phone color to skin-tone and then apply pixelated censorship so it looks like he's jorking it hard
>>158567552Is that really his daughter? I thought he was gay
lollmao
>>158567673I think a chinese f1 team would be coolcompetition is way too british at the moment
>>158567644that's Jolie Sharpe
>>158567673it's not Zhouver yet
just looked her upI swear half these sports pundits are low key escorts
>>1585677414132
>>1585677412413
>>158566921Kimi was the best driver this year.
>>158567741sure, no, with a few drinks, if she accepts to be called slurs during
>>158567187gege is the superior rosberg, he spanked manslel in the same car and won in wilhelms shitboxes in '83 and '84. his championship in '82 was lucky, but considering he had the 3rd best car (5th quickest), his season was actually very good, he was consistent
>>158567741>low key
>>158567686fucked up proportions the mass dampers are oversized for the chassis
>>158567827Nu-uh
>>158562927Coomin makes you look like THAT?
Gimi
>>158567827idk i like her "shape"jejeje saw what i did there?
>>1585677411324
>>158567741all shit would rather keep my dick in my pants.
>>1585677414213
>>158567673There should be 15 teams. No talent left out.Also, let each team build whatever PU they want.
>>158568154>Also, let each team build whatever PU they want.
>>158566328But only as a protest against racism, it's a noble cause.
>>158568163>*shits and pisses himself*Nigga, Red Bull Racing Ford has the best ICE. If BYD were allowed to come in with whatever PU they wanted, they'd have a wicked fully electric one. We'd all see some real fucking racing.
>>158568154>Also, let each team build whatever PU they want.>audi this is the 5th time you've shown a turbodeisel
>>158568154>15 teamsAnd who would these additional teams be?
>>158568189I think you underestimate just how good Merc is at building racing engines. Their aero department is what holds them back.
>>158568208BYDToyotaPorschePenske
>>158568208Elon Musk should invest into a Formula 1 team.
>>158568245I thought everyone understood by now not to let porsche in because they always take it too far
Since there's a pause weekend this week, Sir Hamilton is solving Gaza.
>>158568208Horner F1 TeamIron DamesSOP Onlyfans RacingStraw Racing Team
>>158568269the only reason why porsche didn't join for 2026 is because hornyman justifiably told them to fuck off after they asked for 50% ownership and faggot politics>>158568245the less car companies are involved in f1, the better. bring back cosworth and ilmor
>>158568286fair enough>bring back cosworth and ilmorI have a better idea
>>158566635A manifestation of all thoses sausages he ate in a massive fart cloud
>>158562893>FIA boss planning to end age limits/ourpresident/
at the start of the season,>globohomos thought ruslel was the best driver on the grid>medshitters thought kwablonso and poowey together would be unstoppable>abduls thought kwabjar would beat pozzedstappen
>>158568286>ilmorthey're already in formula one. that's mercedes hpp
>>158568227>just how good Merc is at building racing engines.It's a competition. Let everyone compete in the same conditions and let the best win.
The same ai voiceover indian on youtube who confirmed Lawson driving for Cadillac next year just dropped some more news
clearly Ferrari/Santi's fault for Hamilton being retarded
>>158568793Chuck ignored a pit call to stay out another lap on the softs tooThe claim that ferrari strategy sucks doesn't hold up when the drivers just ignore them and KWAB themselves constantly
Who will win a WDC first?Piastri, Russel, Leclerc, or someone else?
>>158568817Leclerc didn't spin
>>158568828George
>>158568828maybe now that Toto has his youngest champion ever he will let Jorj have a fighting chance instead of sabotaging his car
>>158568828Leclerc if Ferrari gets the best car with RB far enough backPiastri or Russell ain't winning even in a dominant car
>>158568828narb
>>158568888NARWDC
>>158568828none of them ever will
>>158568828Hadjar
>>158566291Wait he's doing ANOTHER season with Ferrari?
>>158568828oscF1 owes me australian WDCs
everyone pours tears for shamilton while lecuck was in actual hell with his mongoloid engineerhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1794356708030852.mp4
>>158568640that's the old ilmor. new ilmor makes boat engines as well as chevys in paloucar
>>158568227>Merc is at building racing enginescheats
>>158567827we all know what you are
>>158568937that would not be bringing back anything then innit
>>158568227>just how good Merc is at building racing engines>*starts shitting when cheats get banned*
>>158568754Bearman also got exposed when he was in a similar situation in Brazil 2024 and he's been doing well as a fulltime driver
if newey wasn't a bald proudy shitter aston fartin would be a cuckstomer for rbpt and we'd live in a lance stroll era
I think Max has done irreparable damage to the journalism community. Ever since that famous interview, every time someone asks an 'if' question, I can't stop thinking about the quote: 'If my mom had balls, she would be my dad, so...Opinions about this?
>>158569527>f my mom had balls, she would be my dadWhat, why?If his mom had balls, she'd fuck his dad and make him pregnant? I don't get it.
>>158569527>if my gf had balls, she would still be my gf
https://youtu.be/YsG5jKQmUlMf1 related because dis gyal nuh stop eat
>>158569800Excellent taste
Heiggi :DDDD
>>158568277Who would drive for Horner and Straw?
70% chance of dead kimis forecasted in Las Vegas, stay tuned for more.
>>158570780How so?
give him a good car at the start you faggotfucks
>>158568927you're only allowed to hear Shartmilton's complaints
>>158571053PS3 seems to be having a great time.
>>158571225ai crap
>>158571235>he doesnt know about f1 and birbs
is an bird a athlete?
>>158571243ill eat your bird if you know what i mean
Let's also not forget that the former teammate who humbled AIDSmilton got gaped by a rookie
>>158571370>the former teammate who humbled AIDSmiltonWhich one? The only one who didn't humble him was Bottas (whose contract didn't allow such a thing). And maybe Kubica.
>>158568927Why is he asking for beeps now?
>>158571547>Which one? The new Bottass Ruslel has just cemented his role as the second driver bro.
>>158571732Russell is new Ricciardo
Hurup
>>158571803Ocon titty grabbed them out of frustration, resulting in his downfall
>>158571748Ricciardo had charismaRuslel is 2 races away from becoming a yes-man cuck
>>158571822>t.
>>158571844jewish side profile
>>158571805>Vogue-ScandinaviaMore like tongue-scan her navel area iykwim
>>158571844???
[good news] andrea antonelli (20) is no longer my wallpaper when I turn on my pc
>>158572070and now have margherita (maggie) antonelli (11) as your wallpaper
i am assuming her name is margherita because i knew and eyetie bird who went by maggie but her name was margherita
>>158572196I love margherita pizza
>>158571849I've been saying this for years.
>Honda have admitted their reliability has actually gotten worse in the final part of the season. Honda are still working to understand the root cause of their most recent DNF in Brazil. ???These pesky nips... REPLACE THEM WITH BYD
>>158572359we should firebomb them again
>>158572399stay back
>>158572465>two uggos
>>158572503i am revoking your clearance to place hands on busty asian women
>>158571844medshitters really are abduls
>>158572512oh well, I don't have yellow fever like Charles Leclerc
alonso will never unshit himself from ocon
>idols in Japan = F1 driversTheir cultural status is very similar, and if idol fans are desperate male gooners, then F1 fans are desperate female gooners.
>el museo, get in the car we're gonna have a sit down with Lawrence
GEORGE IS THIS THE UHH CHAMPIONSHIP FORECAST
lewis hamilton strikes back at haters: ima built differently ima smoke dem dog dicks like no driver before me
>>158572686big dick/IQ post thisbut in all seriousness, this is too logical to not be true. espically with the evidence that is F1 fanfic and shipping
>>158572925
I would like to draw your attention to the fact that Naomi Schiff regularly gets plowed by a white man.
>>158573118is it the man who is blacked or the woman who is bleached?ponder about it.
>>158573118do you jerk off to that idea, especially with you being supposedly finnish?
>>158573118Remind me why I should care
>>158573118I would like to draw your attention to the fact that Lewis Hamilton sucks dog penises
sir lewis hamilton dates kim "999 black men bodycount" kardashian and raises kanye "goat" west's childrenhe's /our guy/
>>158573146Kim is in the Epstein files and Hamilton is in the Diddy files.
someone other than me post a pic of kanye's daughter
I dont wanna get banned big G
>me me me me me me
>>158573176
>>158573137this.. cannot be truecan it?
>>158573195ctrl + f: mezero results
>>158565582every time i see 2022 merc "zero sidepod" engine cover, i see this big creature that is behind
>>158573118>white|>|*
>>158573215nice ascii of tomb raider 1 lara croft's side profileappreciate the tits and the bush
>>158573195If I were the FIA then teams would only have one driver and we’d have double the number of teams in F1
>>158564757Used to be a script writer for eff juan but then Ai came
>>158566897>Lulu stays at merc and NARB becomes wdcLuckily we ain't even in the worst timeline
>>158573195Sure, but then you have to find someone who's happy being a number 2, always getting cucked by the number 1
is the whole of formula 1 now just an elaborate scheme for rich powerful men to groom and sexually dominate twinks?
>>158573313Earlier this year Hadjar was pretty happy doing the #2 duties, I bet he's sick of it now
>>158573195This is why Max will never be a real GOAT. The car is made and tuned for him. All his teammates are driving with one hand behind their back. Schumacher was the same way. Senna was the last real champion.
>>158573313Hamilton is the color of number 2
>>158573313There's a mountain of drivers who would kill their own mother if they could be second driver for Ferrari.
>>158573313there's 4 teams that are realistic podium contenders each race, and 7 teams that aren'tI think playing the cuck when a race win is very much in sight is something half the grid would agree to, checo had multiple race wins in that role
>TOTO HELP I'M KWABBING
>>158573387>>158573391Yes, but such a driver knows that the most they can amount to is occasional podium finisher. So you're looking for someone who is good enough to hang with the best but simultaneously not good enough to compete for a championship, while also being happy to serve as number 2 and stay out of the way of the number 1. It's not easy to find this person.Someone who's pretty good won't want to be number 2, and someone who wants to be number 2 won't be that good.
>>158573522>Someone who's pretty good won't want to be number 2Then they'll find a seat with the 3 other regular podium contending teams.>someone who wants to be number 2 won't be that goodThey don't need to be that good just not dogshit, just score points and get the result Max would've gotten if he has a retirement.Despite how ruthless that 2nd seat is perceived as being, it's the lowest of all of them in terms of expectation as you're not expected to beat your teammate.
>>158573316No, they just wanted the female market since they're the biggest consumers. It's why F1 pushed Max to the top when Hamilton has been the clear GOAT for decades now.
ANTONELLI NEW HAIRSTYLE!>ANTONELLI NEW HAIRSTYLE!ANTONELLI NEW HAIRSTYLE!>ANTONELLI NEW HAIRSTYLE!ANTONELLI NEW HAIRSTYLE!>ANTONELLI NEW HAIRSTYLE!
>>158573559I love Italy
>>158573559https://x.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/2120485181907722432
>>158573559quite the proudy fucker for someone that didn't have much competition this year
>>158573569>>158573559Small snippet for those who don't want to click twitter. Only red suit needed (in 10 years).
>>158573559
>>158573539>Then they'll find a seat with the 3 other regular podium contending teams.You know it's not easy to find a seat. Bearman, Lawson, Sainz, Alonso, Gasly. All drivers that should be in top teams. >They don't need to be that good just not dogshitThe problem with this is that the line between good and dogshit is nonexistent. A perfectly competent midfield driver will be considered dogshit when put next to a champion-level driver>you're not expected to beat your teammate.But you need to keep up with them. If you can't keep up, you're out. If you can, you probably won't want to be number 2.
>tfw no sistercunnywhy live?
>>158573613His mom is ugly. Was I sold a lie about Italian women?
amx
Reddit is seething over the fact that the existence of VCARB is giving Red Bull and Max an unfair advantage, since they basically have 4 cars on tracks instead of just 2. What are our thoughts on this?
Over and over and over and over and over
>>158573639Like a monkey with a miniature cymbalThe joy of repetition really is in you
>>158573641Under and under and under and under and under
>>158573635Toto buying Alpine as we speak
>>158573644The spell of repetition really is on youAnd when I feel this way, I really am with you
>>158573635happens every time someone notices the sister team not fighting max to the death for position>if max is so good why does he need 3 drivers to jump out of the way for himso he doesn't waste time fighting shitters
>>158573569>>158573590no thanks
>>158573635>team falling apart for 4 years>rb saves it>nooo you can't do that we wanted poopenfarten gmbh to buy the empty spot and be marussia 2, that'd be super epic for the midfield
>>158573635it's also worth noting when lolson let max past in brazil it was basically a brake check as max was following him off the racing line, and almost fucked into the back of himnot something a driver does if they expect someone to jump out of the way for them
>>158573635They are completely different teams and RB gains no sporting advantage.Just check the EPIC battle of Lawson vs. Max in Brazil.Or the comments made by Max after his altercation with Lawson in Mexico.
>>158573709it's also worth noting that lolson prevented amx from being a 5x wdc
>>158573635they've been seething about that for years nowwasn't watching during the vettel era but I'm sure people were making the same arguments back then too
you are a driver for racing bulls in your 4th yearno confirmed contractmax is right behind you after getting a hamilton special from leclerc and spinning roundit's lap 37/67, jeddah circuitfresh mediums for you, 20 lap old reds for maxyou are p9your race engineer's teeth very audibly clatter on the radio, he can't say what to do due to shortness of breathyour next move?
So, what did I miss by not watching this season?
>>158573759ocunt erasure
>>158573733doesn't matter, mclel would've swapped the goblin and ps3 in abu dhabikimi crashing out amx in austria is a much bigger loss
She's not the pincess of Monaco, but she's still classy, I like Kelly.The other WAGs should be demoted to the level of a random facialabuse model, they don't deserve what they have now.
>>158573733Max was perfectly capable of doing that on his own
>>158573766???
>>158573758I let Max settle into my slipstream before slamming onto the brakes, then I get onto my newly installed F1™ local driver radio to say "It's do or die maxipad." Then everyone clapped after that episode of dts
>>158573827sorry but your battery magically loses power and he goes right past you anywayyou're also getting cutand I don't mean the team or the dts episode
>>158573821>nice guy, fun, probably treats her very well>had a big future from a young age, big money and status guaranteed
>>158573565middle for me
>You now remember Zandvoort 2022
>>158573835I'm getting a cut of the wdc winnings from Max right haha good one misha!
>>158562893>Grid slags editionI approve.Penelope Kvyat's moist creampied cunny.
>>158573894calm down
noMichael Schumacher
>>158573845i do nowhahamilkek>>158573915fine, but check my 911
>>158571547>whose contract didn't allow such a thingSource?
>>158573821she cute and all, but some nibbas acting as if she was the hottest woman alive
>>158573953>>158573953>>158573953
>>158573756Toro Rosso sucked back then and Vettel was like never behind them.
>>158573954Early thread.
>>158573972your face is early
>>158573954
>>158573978byeee~*~!!!!
