>>158563460norfettes 3 peat
Would you blokes have a beer with me
>>158563281had it severely as a teenager but nowadays it's only mild
>>158563469I don't drink. Sorry, mate.
nonce
>>158563469as long as you're buying hahaha nah yeah
>>158563469Only if your names Duncan haha
>>158563469probably not aye. falls under forcing a friendship and I dont want or need any more mates than I already have plus youre probably a weird cunt like most of the anons here
>>158563469yeah mate
>>158563469i would glass you sure
>>158563460two questionshow much hair on her vagina?how many penises has said vagina enveloped?
Boating camping fishing, it's B-C-F-ing fun!
>>158563485it's just bitter envy at this point
Hey, is it okay if I use the bathroom?
>>158563490>bathroomfoy
>yeah your taps fucked love its going cost $450>*replaces 50c washer*
>>158563492tbf they are always pretty formal when they ask from my experience.
>its 9:32pm on a Tuesday night and tradie hater is seethinglol
>>158563490Had a tradie that didn't even ask once, he just used it.
keep on rockin' in the free world
>>158563497What time would be appropriate for him to seethe?
>>158563498Mate where do you expect him to go?
>>158563498What a fucking subhuman pig.
"Tradies" are a pack of dead set fuckin retards lmao
>>158563484cleanly shaven, and a modest 9 (by australian normie standards)
>>158563490yeah that's one thing about tradies that can fuck off.>>158563502nearest shopping centre
>>158563497>tradie haterwhich one? reckon there's at least five of us here
once had a tradie re do our bathroom over a few weeks when i was neetingi couldnt leave the bedroom from about 7am to 2pm it was the worst
>>158563502Outside.
>>1585635007am on site mate, if you aren't 10 minutes early you're late
>tradie hater literally believes tradies are in charge of designing buildings and deciding which materials to build them out of which they then buy from bunnings using their tradie licensekek
one time a postie delivering me a parcel asked if he could use my toilet
>>158563513>please believe its multiple posters with the exact same posting style and obsession with tradies Lol, lmao
>>158563522What was your response?
Tradies would be more respectable if they ditched those ridiculous hi-vis vests for a suit and tie
>>158563522Then what happened?
>>158563516were you holding in poos until 2:30pm?
every other country workmen are the lowest classin australia these fuckwits are on 200kand we wonder why we have a fucking inflation problem
>>158563519they're human beings mate
>>158563528think for a second about why they wear hi-vis and don't wear suits and ties you absolute moron
>>158563528reckon just a practical company-branded utility coat and pants, none of this performative dressups shortshorts and ironic pink hi vis or whatever gay attention seeking shit they do
Why don't tradies get coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.Why did the tradie stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?Because it said 'concentrate'!Why do tradies drive BMWs?Because they can spell it.How do you make a tradie's eyes light up?Shine a flashlight in his ear.What did the tradie name his pet zebra?Spot.
>>158563532maybe you shouldn't have mastered in bitch studies like the rest of the useless eaters
always one bloke here who throws a tanty every time you insult his shitty manual labour industry full of conartist dropkick druggies and indians
>>158563527>>158563529i said yeah sure, he looked in his 50s or 60s so i assumed he might've had a urination issue
>>158563535slobbishness
>>158563528they used to back in the day
>>158563460Over communicating is a form of begging. All she is doing is showing off how pretty she is to snag an afl playing boyfriend. She should be interested in chess playing lone wolf who is a highly intellectual, semi poor anti social loner who lives in a bum fuck town like me.
>tradie hater accusing someone else of throwing a tanty when he spams his hatred herelmao
>>158563543>worthless consoomer can't grasp the concept of demand and supply determining price.Just put the fries in the bag.
>>158563553post elo
I just got a (You) for a post I didn't make.
>>158563556>fries>tradiemong is jaidynouted yourself you yank worshipping fuck
>>158563561400
>>158563553>All she is doing is showing off how pretty she isDuh.
>>158563532>what is supply and demand>he doesn't understand market forces which allow thisAnd you have the audacity to insult the intelligence of other people
>>158563562give it back please
>>158563563>commiepoof is foy spergget a real job, you marx-suckling poof
>>158563570go watch nba highlights champ
I work hard for a living. Long shifts too. What do you losers do all day? Sit at home and play games?
fucking sparkies think putting three colour coded wires in a specific order is skilled and risky work kek
don't mind tradies just hate their manner of speech>"yeah nah few beers haha good bloody drop that one haha yeah mate coupla pints later on haha fucken grouse"
>>158563567There were zero market forces preventing you from entering a trade other than your mincing faggotry. Same as every other petal moaning about tradie earnings embarrassing yours.
>>158563573woooaaoo'oh he's a working class man
>>158563578Mate I agree with you, my point was that tradiehater doesn't understand that
tradies get the ladies (the fat and ugly ones)
Guaranteed tanty and easy (You)s: say anything bad about 'tradies', the mong bites every time
@158563584Here's your (nothing), champ, you deserve it
>>158563573>I work hard for a living. Long shifts too.Sucks to be you, Slave.
>>158563584>>158563584>>158563584
i'm a tradielover
I'VE DONE MY TIME AND I WANT OUT!
>>158563595slipknot makes me want to slip my head through the knot so i do knot ever have to listen to their shit music again
Why are they outraged?
Anyone wanna meet up and practice tackling?
>>158563600*stands up in the tackle*
>>158563598Why don't you like slipknot?
>>158563599maybe we shouldn't be to harsh on albo
I've been thinking back to home ec classes in high school, that I failed, I legitimately couldn't cook or sew, that was probably a sign, what a fucking retard
don't mind him personally, not a lefty but he's not a perpetual embarrassment
BECAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF AUSTRALIYA!!!11
I'm not a fan of Slipknot but Wait and Bleed and Duality are awesome
all the tradie knows is work, alcohol, gambling, junk food and the misso "giving me the shits". a woeful existence.
>>158563621It's a thankless task mate somebody has got to be a man because you sure aren't.
shitknot, limp dickzit, stinkin fart, and all these other shit nu metal bands are pale imitations of godflesh and therefore are not even worth considering as music.
I partook in gluttony
Won't have a Christmas tree this year, just the Nativity Scene, I reckon
https://x.com/JoshBabarinde/status/2120098581851820379
>>158563628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7s_YVtOI5E
>>158563628Are you some kind of metal neckbeard that only likes obscure types of satanic black metal?Those bands have some awesome songs
I don't like heavy or aggressive angry music
>>158563628sorry meant to say godsmack*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYjZK_6i37M
>>158563635queer factory is just another shit imitation of godflesh. >>158563636no they don't, and if you think godflesh is obscure you just know nothing about music. the guy from godflesh even did guitarwork on some fucking pop album recently, and every single one of those shit nu-metal bands talks about how much of an influence they were. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmFnYUfpp4o
>>158563627>i am le manly man because i shovel dirtsad
>>158563647not even funny as a joke champ, watch yourself or i'll beat you to death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVmQXP_eqZo
>>158563657>>158563656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqbdnaPcT8
>>158563667>most brutal metal scream 2009those were the days
>>158563670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDcE3iz3zRE
>>158563652Why would I know who Godflesh is?I'm not a metal neckbeard
>>158563644same
>>158563675so you're just an ordinary neckbeard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoGg9bIyDPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-g_QIia-50
mate of mine in school back in the day was a huge avenged sevenfold fan, i always thought they were a bit gay
Avenged Sevenfold have some brilliant songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVdYN-OBOQM
>>158563460Anyone notice this cutie is rocking a huge pair of tits behind that scarf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpP0b_CQQi4
>>158563684So Godflesh is "industrial metal", what is "industrial metal" Mr. Metal Neckbeard?
>>158563694>>158563692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FZlG8Jztxk
>>158563703i don't give a shit it just sounds good, much better than poo metal kek you gonna seethe about it faggot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWl9tjO7KtA
stop posting this shit music you poof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWxBrI0g1kE
I don’t like music
>>158563709I'm sorry you're offended
keep posting kino music king
>>158563714/shitmusic/ is an alf institution you newfag blowie cunt
>>158563720I don't particularly like music that much, I hate loud music and dislike live music, I have no interest in going to concerts.
>>158563727Crisp poster who also doesn't like singing, dancing, or large crowdsI see you, king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sl5-Cl6LOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>>158563731Singing and dancing sucks
>>158563738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTOKnYNI3tU
I hear music and sometimes enjoy it but get no urge to move my body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSs5QggRUk
I don't care about anyone else but me
>>158563750Crisp boomer
>>158563750crisp pauline
feel sorry for zoomers that grey up with *stomp clap hey*
why can't they teach tradies how to close a door behind themselves?
>>158563761Uhh thats millennials?
tel aviv steve
there are really people out there who don't like music or food or movies or books or anything
blood brothers keep it real to the enddeeper than the thoughts you think not a trend
>>158563769I tell you what, I like books but I havent ready any for a while because I spend too much time wanking off instead of readingI havent read many books, I should read more
How much does a hitman cost in thailand
>>158563774should start reading smut
>>158563769my dad's like that, doesn't seem to enjoy anything except diy and working on engines
>>158563778Bangkok ready?
>>158563781Absolutely not
Remember the emo phase? yeah me neither lol.
I'm a very slow reader
>>158563628my older bro listened deftones when i was little
>>158563788oof couple of guys ducked that one
>>158563788Hows Hex doing these days?
>>158563778Strange how no one gave a fuck about thaisperg until he named the jew. Funny that, isn't it?
Oh so hex is that girl from that game show
>>158563818don't like you bro
Reading Reddit threads from 12 years ago, they write so funny
>>158563824Imagine kissing her that'd be crazy
>>158563810People hated thaisperg the second he announced he was leavingPretending he's the saviour of the white race has done him no favours either
i don't have any strong opinions about him but his posts are generally alright
>>158563830Funny how?
>>158563843tabla x
>>158563810You're not redpilled, bro. "Naming the jew" doesn't take any effort.
>>158563844Saying stuff like you sir won the internet for today and well memed good sir but unironically, I always thought that stuff was a thing of legend
>>158563864lel, kek
>>158563469I'm having a fuck horrible day so sure up for it
>>158563469yeah mate but only if you will drink it with your bum
i'll be a humble aussperg in a few days
/cric/ is discussing a book, such an intellectual general
>>158563901crisp, fun while it lasted mate
remembrance day tomorrow and i'm going to fap to so much porn overnight you wouldn't believe it
>>158563914Any particular pornstars or do you like weird stuff?
>>158563862Whoosh, dipshit. Not the point.
>>158563943camwhores mostly
>>158563943mainly just the instagrams of girls i know
>>158563943upskirt stuff
>>158563908i'll be out here again soon enough. don't want to be going back desu.
>>158564005based jimmy barnes iykwim haha
For me, it’s the busty blonde on the Nature’s Way ad.
>>158563914German? Jap?
>>158564110kek>>158564130link?
crazy how much sexpestery is happening in britain lately, people in the media and all
>lately
>tftp
>>lately
with Rolf Harris and Russell Brand out of the picture, rape and noncery is ancient history in Britain
crazy how all that russell brand stuff only popped out of nowhere as soon as he started speaking out against israel and the judge of his case happened to be jewish but what do i know
>>158564256
Had a wank
why do so many rock spiders flee to Israel?
>>158564267it's not fleeing it's using their gd-given right of return goy
>>158564261To whom? Or what?
>>158564281I don't want to talk about it
>>158564281it's an interesting discussion your honour
>>158564256all the reporting and outrage is coming from women, with this odd undercurrent of revenge going on. they were all too happy to rim his arsehole when he was a free love lefty poof, but then he gave them the collective ick and now he must pay for that crime. genuine "it could have been me" energy from the most upset.
I had a wank again
>>158564985
>>158563460wide girl is wide
bosch x
I hate being a slowly boiling frog
>>158563490why do they do this
>>158566301marking their territory
tradies are brosme¿ > use the basement toilet bla. tabla plain x
>>158564256he started the right wing grift in response to the allegations
>>158566795more like "theres perfectly good street outside"
Good morning alf
>>158564256>>158564317All he had to do is not rape (which he did and admitted to)
>>158566795based sebLORD
thats a lot of overnight posts
morning sunshinegood day for it
Did you blokes rate Ricky Dyson as an AFL footballer?
No but his brother Dyson Heppell was alright
>>158567388sovl
Thinking bout prime Emma Watson
>>158567599machines is fun job
>>158567651nobody asked watson your mind iykwim haha
>>158567670>noooo you can't just build houses for people to live in like that stupid tradie.
>>158567682that was a decent one i'll give you that
>wake up>walk to kitchen >make a nescafe gold>sit down and take a sip>mfw forgot to boil kettle
>>158567651Crisp chamber of secrets enjoyer
Godflesh is bloody boring, put on some Womb to Tomb
>>158567207>>158567314x
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdLnWQPFPck/my concubines
>>158567670damn nigga that shit looks fun af
>>158567670
>>158567670youre a big boy now
wish my balls were saggy
>>158568075Crisp 9 yr old >>158567794Order of Phoenix if you know balll
I wake up earlier than you and that means I’m better than you
im awake more hours of the day than you
Doesn’t matter champ
>>158568160That means you get more done, right?
Two duck eggs on toast for breakfast
>>158568202two pieces of fruit toast and two crumpets for me
>>158568248Haven’t had crumpets in yeaaaars
morn plappies xhttps://youtu.be/Si-pC4Of3X0
>why yes i do get paid to sit on my arse playing claw games all day how could you tell?
How idea how drake was ever so popular
>>158568443take care and thank me later were legitimately good albums (for the time they were released)lost all his aura after trying to change from a sad boy to a g
>>158568285theyre good. a bit more chunky than a piece of toast, hold PB well, and you can cook the fuck out of them without them burning
>peanut butter on a crumpet
sebLORD is so fat
seBITCH
>>158568655>>158568713x
>>158568634what are you having then? huh?
>>158568805sex mostly
>>158568805Vegemite and butter
>>158568839yeah farkin true blue mate, farkin bleed aussie mate, farkin vegemite cunt
add vegemite to the list
>Vegemite AND butterimagine needing butter what a cuck bitch
>>158568999Butter only crumpet is kino, the crumpet is a great vessel for butter. I-i don't n-need to justify myself to y-youse blokes
butter makes every thing better>pan fryinguse butter>toastbutter>making sangalather the bread in butter>making mashed potatoes50/50 ratio potato to butter>making fruit saladadd a knob of butter
the goat
>consuming dairy
>>158569140you're a fucken fat cunt
the wog media cartel is pumping up cody walker so badly recently
iggs
>>158568999vegemite is awful without butter
>>158569612cuck. bitch.
Vegemite is awful and so is peanut paste
>>158569612I never ever use butter on toast and it's fine. I'm traumatised from childcare as a kid where they would slather butter on every type of toast and sandwich and seeing the Vegemite jar full of butter and the butter container full of Vegemite and peanut butter. I find it gross and makes my skin crawl. I'm fine with butter in cooking but you don't need it on toast.
>>158569643ice cream for breakfast jaidyn?
>>158569648this is a reposta very old onelike I said we are dealing with people that lack the divine spark they don't have what people with souls have as in epiphanies they can only imitate or destroy much like their lord satan of which they worship
>>158569652Jaidyn would have just a Dare iced coffee for breakfast
>>158569668bit early in the morning for skitzoposting isn't it?
>>158569668Huh??? No its not?Maybe ive posted something similar. But im not searching the archive for /afl/ discussions on butter on toast to repost something. Take your meds.
>>158569681sybau
750ml masters iced coffee marked down to $2 at spudshed for brekkie
>>158569704>im not searching the archive for /afl/ discussions on butter on toast to repost somethingYou already did
if you don't like buttered toast i'm not trusting your taste buds on anything else ngl
it's absolutely pissing down
butter tastes like fat Im a margarine main
>>158569715>bland with shit texture
>>158569715toddler
>>158569682depends which dimension you're in, there's no daylight savings in dimensions 14, 110 and jd776.Press Club has this fat karen from the MB She is exactly the type I imagine tradiesperg pays for sex. union-busting cmfeu-hating, tool of the jew cunt, boith of them.
Moth poster how are things at your place?
some real tastelets in this general
If you don't like butter you just aren't human you're something else. It's like not liking the taste of meat. You're not a person like me or other anon's your something else unhuman. Hence lacking the divine spark.
>eating meat
>>158569908I would have sex with the girl on the right if the opportunity presented itself and it was also consensual on her part.
turns out it was remembrance day today, of course for all the meaningful and very necessary and important engagement in the wars australia took part in
Probably people posting here that can trace their lineage to the dragon himself.
dont trust youse guys opinions on food since you scoffed at my elite advice to add dark chocolate to a spaghetti bol / red sauceretards the lot of ya
>>158569932Vegemite is better to add to spaghetti. Not butter tho. Unless you have the tastebuds of a toddler.
>>158569929Cant think of a legitimate war Australia has ever fought in. Not a single one. Keeping in mind we declared war on Japan first in ww2 so brought that conflict upon ourselves.
>>158569932>add dark chocolate to a spaghetti bol / red sauceyeah nah this is actually legit good advicegenny's full of tastelets
can't make a great sauce without butter
Do you blokes support reintroducing the white australia policy?
>>158569964This is simply not true
>>158569949yeah farkin true blue mate, farkin bleed aussie mate, farkin vegemite cunt
>>158569979hate this bitch
>>158569979she looks like avaryana
>>158570000cringe cunt
>>158569993No because that would be illegal these days.
>>158569964>>158569993>>158569996>>158570000Many are saying this
I steal other peoples waifu's but never post my own.
>>158569964are we talking western or eastern cooking?
>>158570032my new waifu is pic related and I'll be the only one posting her because shes mine
>>158570044idk mate, are we in a western or eastern country?
My waifu is the soogsx lookalike I saw on the train a few weeks ago but I dont have a picture of her but I think i remember what her uniform said so in theory could find her if I want
>>158569894trvke
>>158569842All quiet on my front but I lit the fire at the holiday house on the weekend and about 50 massive moths flew down the chimney, some lucky but many not so, it wasn’t the sight that was the true horror but the noise coming from up there, was pure torture, it quietened down as the inferno continued to blaze until there was nothing left but silence and debris
the A-League is rated as the 78th best soccer league in the world, behind the likes of the bosnian premier league and albanian and ecuadorian second divisions. soccer is simply not a threat to footyhttps://theanalyst.com/articles/strongest-football-leagues-in-the-world-opta-power-rankings>78th A-League>409th NSW NPL >415th Victorian NPL>419th Queensland NPL>421th Northern NSW NPL>423th Western Australia NPL>428th Capital Territory NPL>443th Queensland Premier League
>>158570051she's 33 or 34 and hasn't torta'd. that's very rare for a mexicana. yummo
Hard to take soccer seriously when we would win every world cup if it weren't for footy and rugby
>>158569993reintroducing it as is would do sweet fuck all these daysat best you'd get rid of people who don't speak a single word of english but it wouldn't work qs originally intended iykwim haha
>>158569979she's right i should be populating the world with her
>>158570072south asian mostly
>>158570118yes, and? You're stating the obvious, because the Australian league doesn't have the audience and earning potential as European/Americas leagues do.The reason that NRL and AFL do so well is that there's a capped audience and limited international appeal.What's your next great revelation, that the NBL isn't as big as the NBA or that the big bash league is smaller than the ones in India?
>>158570051ynr the fappening leaks and her in full damage control on twatter trying and failing to convince the public that they're fake
>>158570242bro is legit upset
>>158570118Football doesn't have the infrastructural or hegemonic support in Australia like other leagues or like in other countries. This has been a problem for years.
>>158569894correct. I had peanut butter and jam on toast for brekkie, with great ocean road butter laid on first.
>>158570242>What's your next great revelationthat you're a faggot lol
>>158569932>youseand you expect anyone to take your advice seriously? dont type like pauly from fat pizzsa and then I'll listen.
crazy how after all the media noise about the pullman five allegedly sexual assaulting stunning brave sexually empowered women that not one arrest has been madea bit like antimickspergsperg and the 2024 olympics iykwim haha
>>158570083noooticing nooooonce
>>158570083i haven't seen the busdriverfu ever since i first laid eyes on her a few weeks agowhy would they roster her on just to tease me like that?shan't not give up my search for her
>>158570252Not upset, just pointing out the obvious
>>158570429qq more lil faggot
>>158570242Don't appreciate your tone, fuckhead
New bloke at work is a proper loser, trying super hard to fit in with the team and trying to insert himself into recurring jokes etc. He’s clearly autistic and I can’t hide my dislike of him, thankfully he senses it and has stayed away from me.
>point out logical flaws in a post>get name called
>>158570242kek absolutely done emfuckheads seething at this one
>clearly autistic>can sense unspoken social cuestry harder
>>158570584Lets get this right, there's a new person at work who you notice is trying to fit in to the culture. Rather than supporting him, you show him blatant contempt and mock him on a Kyrgyz pottery forum.Wow aren't you a great person
>>158570155also shes a swannies girl :)
>>158570626>too scared to quote meDid I hit a nerve you little autistic cunt? You stupid faggot, if you were in my office, I’d fucking lay you out in front of everyone. Watch your fucking tone around me mate, I’m not in a forgiving mood.
>>158570662>officecucklet the 3 fags you "hotdesk" with know first or hr will ream out your saggy butthole again.
Shut the fuck up you worthless cunt
>>158570700>mins goes straight to faggotryYeah you’re a winner mate, you cuck faggot. You’re a weird bloke, posting on here at 2pm in the afternoon. I’m on lunch break before you kick off about me doing the same. Is your mum ashamed of you? She should be mate
>>158570662>in my office>lay you out>in front of everyoneyou work in a call centre.
>>158570714Who are you talking to?
gotta go to coles, gotta go to chemist, gotta shave, fucking overwhelmed lately
we need to turn down the temperature in alf
Keep dancing for me wagie dog.
>>158568052why arent their any emailsender kids toys?
>>158570777They're called luxury cars.
>>158570740I've knocked off for the day, emailcuck. has raj wiped down \your shared chair? maybe, maybe not. enjoy the moistness whe you get back! chop chop nigga
seeing footage of spike at training is refreshing wagmi
>>158570777for those weiros the kids are the toys
>>158570802He’ll be wiping up the blood off the floor once I’m through atomizing your jaw cunt, you mouth fuck. Let’s see you fuck your mouth when your jaw has been shattered into fifty pieces
>>158570861where are we meeting? whets your office address?
>>158570777
Who's the girl in OP
What do you blokes think about tradesmen?
>>158570894Maccas in Caufield mate, 4pm
>>158570897fuckin grim
>you mouth fuck. Let’s see you fuck your mouthoh yeah this guy is definitely brahmin. High caste for real
bloody fuck you bloodyyour father
>>158570914>he works at maccasnice office champ. no wonder youre angry and work with autistic noobies.
>>158570946Where did I say I worked there champ? I’d just like to grab a sundae after I fucking kick your head in mate
Youse blokes belong on a building site
Who should be the protagonist and antagonist and side characters in the inevitable afl anime?
Just started downloading. I'm gonna be ready for when it's released.
>>158570957you said you workeed there. c'mon sunshine, wheres your office? how will raj be wiping my blood up if I can't go to your office? use your brain, goyboy. no more maccas for you fatty.
>>158569993
>>158570961I work on one.
>>158570985Daicos obvious protagonist butters antagonist can't think of their respective sidekicks just now.
>>158570985mickspergantimickspergsperg
>>158570611based noseticer>>158570749crazy how this astroturfed newspeak makes sure the goyim don't forget about climate change
Did you blokes enjoy the cheap seats this year?
>>158570985ill torrent it, i'll shit on it and praise it with different acconts then delete it without watching it but lie and say my opinion carries more weight than anone elses. will there be any minoritoes?
>>158571066ive never watched an episode. whats it about?
>>158571103mel mostly iykwim haha
Actual protagonist of the afl but you just don't realise it.
Do girls really topless tan together and rub lotion on each other?
>>158571141tradies too
>>158571122AIDS man
Jagga > Daicos. It is what it is.
>>158571122Wasn't he too scared to leave mummy and daddy's house? Must be nice being a private school Melbourne boy
>>158571141yep
>i'll atomise your jaw>you'll be spitting blood and teeth through your jaw>just you waitalong with the tradiesperging, leangrypieshitter's synapses must be fried after doing it for so long.
>>158571122pozzed
have any of you gents tried penile traction?
>>158571144real life isn't like your animes, love.
>afl draft nominee Memphis Webb
how do parents name one child Lucas, and the other brother DIESEL?
>>158570991exactly what I thought you would look like, neetcunt
>>158571237he's not me retard
>>158571167>synapsesNice one champ, just finish your first year of psychology undergrad? Let me guess, you can diagnose everyone now! You “see” through people?
>>158571233Idk but we need to strictly regulate what the goycattle can name their children, I mean like a list of under 100 names for each sex
>>158571266kek bodied that cunt
I work from home every day
>>158571276Do you seriously think that you're better than me?
>>158571276x-ray vision is a superpower I thought you'd have by now. yet again, you never address the important points, like where's your office? whats the root cause of the violencelarping? the preoccupation with jaws and mcdonalds sundaes? was it the abundance, or lack of breakfast ice cream? why do you insist on threatening yet never do anything ? you know how pathetic it all comes off, performative one might say.
>>158571141Girls don't have the same fear of homosexuality accusations when exhibiting nudity around their friends like guys do. Guys don't like being nude around mates because 1- you don't want them to see your dick and 2- that's gay. Girls don't have either of those concerns.
>>158571233>lucas and (adopted black brother) diesel hetherington, professional soccer playersah explains it.
>>158571331girls dont want to see other girls dicks? all the girls in my friendship circle did.
is 28 too old to troon out
>>158571381yeah you gotta do it as a twink
>>158571381No one of my missos friends is 29 and started trooning out this year. I don't want to be around him anymore and think hes a weird freak but unfortunately hes the boyfriend of one of her old high school friends (she is totally on board and I think actually put him up to it)
>>158571331girls have body image issues hard. one girl at my hs was nicknamed 'flaps' from year 5-12, so its possible she had it from sometime earlier. in retrospect, its amazing she didnt shoot the school up with one of her dadzas guns.
>>158571383ok darcy, back to training. not getting any younger.
>>158571381No but Steven May
I know it's far away but their is peace for me.
>>158571438>their
>>158571381go swans btw
>>158571381Jess Wilson is 36 and xhe trooned out successfully
>>158571331what sort of gay friend circle were you in where you didn't see each others dicks?I have literally seen 10x more dicks in my life than ive seen boobst. straight as an arrow
>>158570714he's not me retard
replying to himself again award
>>158571499kek bodied that freak
>>158571470>successfully
>>158571520love this smuggie me
>>158571474go pies btw
>>158571527Yeah my favourite Carlton player behind Jagga of course.
>>158571438i'll have a piece too thanks mate
Limp Bizkit were right - everything is fucked and everybody sucks.
Can't wait for dosn and iggs to be up and about again. afl is much better when the real big clubs are back on top of the ladder. The true heavyweights of the competition.
>>158571559you're just trying to justify ripping someone's head off
>>158571556anything else? for $3 more you can get another monster can.
why does this mascot ball-gargler love balls and gargling so damn much? is it the headpats? the yearning for praise he never got growing up?what possesses a man to give up his autonomy only to become the plaything of an anon ?
>over $5 for a small coffeecountry's fucked
>>158571572based tones was our last chance
>>158571566prefer wanking they cock off iykwim haha
i live in a share house with 4 other guys, two of which are mates from hs, there isnt a week that goes by that we don't see each others cocks at some point. its not a big deal and not gay at all, i imagine a house full of girls they would at least see each others tits, i dont buy that girls wont do it because of body issues, if theyre good mates and comfortable around each other they would see their mates naked
>local wants $22 for jugs of mid>jugs are only 1l nowit's not easy under albonese
feel like shit just want to wake up on a cold July morning and see what damo said about my iggs on sliding doors
>>158571572make your own at home.
>>158571585i do but i shouldn't have to
>>158571585ill make you come at home iykwim haha
In the process of buying an Au falcon, what do you cunts drive?
>>158571590odd thing to say, micky. even for you.
>>158571592I don't have a car or a licence. Fuck cars
>>158571572worlds gone mad
>>158571592fg xr6t
>>158571592I do not own a car; I have a work vehicle and outside of that borrow my mums
>>158571592youre buying a gold car? that would be expensive.
>>158571581see >>158571595
>>158571585if i'm complaining about $5 for a small coffee how do you think i feel about paying $750 for an espresso machine?
>>158571592direthe only car that shuts your fucking engine down and locks you out of it unless you know how to change an ecu after taking apart the steering column and replacing the fucking key barrel assemblyFUCK fords
>>158571604espresso machines dont neccessarily cost 750 dollars, what sort of dickhead argument is that?pic related, lrg espresso maker and sml espresso maker
>>158571592e82 bimmer with a dr650 for the weekend
citycunts are talking about coffee like womenregional chads are discussing cars
>>158571626basado y mokapillado, i use my mine every day
>>158571585fuck you
>>158571626a moka pot can't make espresso bruv
>>158571630Right so people in regional areas don't enjoy coffee?
born and raised in melbourne and I don't think I have a had a convo with another person about coffee in my life
I don't like how victorians speak with like a fake country accent. Very performative.
>>158571630coffee makers, cleitus. and I use your regional now living in the city sister whenever I feel like it. thanks for that.
I wish we still had that somewhat upper class British accent the performative bogan accent basically took it over
>>158565459Begging to have a baby but in her desu
>>158571669It's still in select pockets of Adelaide but it's fading
The performative bogan and performative wog accent needs to be terminated
>>158570298>football FOW
>>158571648>>158571661homos
A good example is Toby Greene, isn't he a private school boy from Melbourne but he talks like a bogan
better than that throaty groany half-yank monstrosity of an accent kids have these days
speaking of a baby being put in her, our hannah's looking fecund and fertile
articulation and enunciation should really be taught in schoolsI think if we spoke better and dressed more formally then society wouldn't be as backwards
>>158571703I agree
>>158570901My wife.
>>158571648macha lattes, bumming their younger brothers and applying for "farmer wants a suicide booth" has left the humble flat-white for dead.
>>158571686>what is a scholarshipRetard
summer's coming, might start wearing sunglasses when i go to the shops iykwim haha
>>158571716do retards get scholarships? do you get one if you're really retarded (like you) or only a little bit like me. asking for a friend retard.
>>158571686Bogans can obtain scholarships to elite private schools if they can footy good.
None of you Victorian cunts would last one summer working in W.A. working out in the elements.
>>158571724you know we're not AI and don't need added context to understand what you meant by that
>>158571724my local westfield has been chockers for a month, corrrrr
>>158571701Something off here.
>>158571738you calling abo's elements now?
>>158571743She's a stupid ugly bitch, thats whats wrong
money is just a medium of exchangeholding onto it or even saving for long periods is retarded because of how inflationary and fake it is that is what they big boys will never tell youthey even want you to save and even take on debt which is like getting double fucked lol
>>158571735>professional footy player>retarded family>talks and behaves like a retard>I wonder if his scholarship was academic-based or footy based?
BEEP BOOP!!! RAYBAN META SUNGLASSES DETECTED!!!
>>158571701tahni_hf has a nice rig
*bangs hammer*
>>158571758He has an MBA.
>>158571738we'll never know, im not a backpacker or abo or (You)
What cereal do you blokes eat?
mediocre but kind chubby off-white gf 2027
>>158571771crunchy nut
>>158571762not at 4:30pm I dont, fuckwit.
>>158571764which has fuck all to do with his private school scholarship given any dipshit can and do obtain MBAs
>>158571771I don't eat cereal, it's one of the most expensive, wasteful, and unhealthy breakfasts out there
it's almost tradies taking off their shirts around 3pm season
>>158571771I have overnight oats. It's quick and easy
Travis Head grew up in Craigmore, Adelaide and he doesn't talk like a bogan. Where did Toby Greene grow up?
>>158571792snobby inner east side melbourne
>>158571779where dd you get yours? I went to tafe and completed my apprenticeship because I'm not a lying wanker who makes up shit on the internet.
>>158571771None anymore. Unless porridge counts.
no bigger critic out there than your own parents
someone bake
This thread came around to bump limit really quickly.
>>158571771>eating wheat
>>158571592noice
how are you guys celebrating remembrance day today?
>>158571798Ashburton, whats that like?
>>158571669my mum taught me to speak this way and i shall teach my children
>>158571812Something happened to reportsperg, clearly
>>158571737yum, now thats what i call dinner
is asking questions in alf a prerequisite to getting one of these footy retard scholarships?
>>158571826upper middle class getting into upper class territory. there are still a decent number of housing commission properties there though. one of the best spots in melbourne to live desu.
>>158571826full of rich boomer cunts whos silent generation parents made the right decisions in life
So Toby Green is just a faggot private school boy from Melbourne, like I said before
bake it fuckers
new >>158571862>>158571862
>>158571771mix of coco pops and museli
>>158571783kino, theres a construction site right next door to the building i work too, might push my lunch breaks back so i sit by the window by myself and perv x
>>158571783*zip*
>>158569993I need me some WAP
