>love football more than they love coca-cola >are extremely bad at itExplain.
>>158565171they're not bad at coca cola, I don't know what you are thinking.
its funny because its true
american excellence
>>158565171Bad genetics. They're all short, fat, and slow.
>>158565171It's the weird resentment they have towards America that holds them back
Does the average mexican really chugs that much coca cola on daily basis or is it a meme?
>>158565432like america, i think the poorest areas consume the most soda but to answer your question yes they love it
>>158565432USA's obesity rates are up because of them.
>>158565171goyslop diet, mexicans are too far from God and too close to the USA
>>158565432In many parts of Mexico its easier and cheaper to find Coca Cola than it is finding clean drinking water, mostly because the local politicians sold the water rights to Coca Cola for quick cash.
>>158565406What's your excuse? Low iq? You've been an international lolcow for the past 12 years+https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B0stGdU9haQ
>>158565432I would do anything for my Coca-Cola. I love the United States so much.
>>158565171Their coca cola is still goodEverywhere else replaced the sugar with whatever sweetener additive
>>158565627>What's your excuse?soccer is culturally irrelevant. it's below basically everything.
I lost 16 kg since i stopped drinking soda
>>158565171>>are extremely bad at itI don't know I constantly see americans seething over how good Mexico's coco cola is compared to theirs
>>158565171well I love women more than anything else and I'm pretty bad when it comes to women.
>>158565171It's even funnier when Mexico seethes at Argentina for being much better at football than them and act like there's some kind of heated "rivalry" when they're just an occasional punching bag for the Argies
>>158565171>ExplainIts easy. They are short and fat. The most unathletic nation on Earth
>>158565432>>158565821mexican coke just hits different >cane sugar
>>158566437kino bottle
evolution is a mystery
>>158565627You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Chicanos who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.This is your fate. This is what your parents choose when they jumped the border. There's no turning back.
>>158565432I drink it everyday when I have lunch, yeah I'm also a fatass that will get diabetes type ll by 30
>>158565171Corruption, even our 17 year old wonderkid is a nepobaby, no way he would have made it as a nobody.
>>158568373Just have Coke Zero instead lmao
Mexico finished:>One place below North Korea >Five places below Guatemala>Two places behind Pakistan>One place below Turkey>Four places above India
>>158568473>Just have Coke Zero instead lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NC-kgaIWMkBut otherwise I agree when it comes to WC team compositions. Liga MX is kino thoughbeit.
>>158567722Know your place Timmy
>>158568588Dis u?
>>158565171>he doesnt know about the A-team
>>158565789Nice
