Monday night excitement!
Bungles.
>[Ari Meirov] New #Chiefs WR Josh Downs is now the team’s leading WR in receiving yards this season with 354.kek
>>158566803The next 3 MNF games are all pretty bad.
My Rammies :)
kek, NIGGER qbs!
Is Kirko to Minnesota really a "blockbuster trade" or is it just the best we got this season?
>when the team who raped and gaped you without a quarterback now has a better quarterback than you >when your zesty buck turns into a pick machine and you can't put the old white guy in because kevin warren will kill you
Set Phasers to Seethe
>>158567911best we got
>>158567911The Eagles traded a 1 and a 2 for a DT and the Bears traded two firsts for another DT. Kirk wasn't even the biggest trade this season. Maybe big in terms of memes.
>>158567911It's the team with the most elite defense in the league who notoriously had no quarterback but won regardless now getting a top 10 QB who is right up there with the QBs of their division rivals who also have great records.It's the biggest trade the NFL has had in years, maybe decades.
>>158567935Err, Jags traded picks TO the eagles, I meant.
Bengals bros how are we coping tonight
>>158567911Not a blockbuster trade at all but it’s a perfect fit for them and improves their offense from among the worst to mid. That o-line ain’t gonna be what Kirk had in Vegas
I dont see why kirk is automatically the starter, kyler murray might be healthy and we havent seen this week of practice. 3rd round pick is not franchise qb value and its just too much unknowns how he fits in to this years team
>>158567944The Jags just really don’t like picking in the 1st round. Too much pressure.
He's a gamerHe's a ballerHe's a playmaker And a shotcaller
>>158567935>anything involving the Jags of Duval>relevantpick 1
>The Prince vs KANGZ Superbowlvery based.The (((media))) will seethe just like the Brewers Rays world series
>>158567954Anon, Jets is starting at QB before Murray is
Burger King’s whopper mogs every fast food burgerFact
>>158567947Same as it ever was
>>158567947trades are woke liberal nonsense and all these afc shitters are desperately trying to catch up to us
>>158567960And a Big Black Cock sucker, like a true american
Bills Jags Bengals whoever it is, they're losing to the Rams in the super bowl
>trading players like property this is why I respect the Cowboys, they're better than that
The Cousins trade will cause the rest of the NFCN to implode and balance will be restored.
>>158567935those teams paid more but got way way fucking less, the vikings made out like bandits today
the breakfast burritos with the salsa picante at mcdicks are the best fast food menu item in the world. there will be no further discussion.
I honestly think the Hooker trade is great for the Bills. Defense has been our weakness, and we needed either a S or a LB. Hooker is a particularly great pick because his skills are not redundant with Cole Bishop, and instead compliments him very well. Losing a very late 2nd and gaining a very early 5th along with receiving Hooker, makes this a very nice trade all around.I am surprised Beane did such a great job really. This might really be the year the Bills can win the 'owl.
>>158567947Watching the Bengals win tough games and getting a nice winning record was a good reminder to wait for the black swan to swoop in and take a fat shit on the season, which we just witnessed. Bungles’ incompetence knows no bounds. A loss at home against Shitsburg to lose the division is soon to follow, completely derailing the season and all hope.
how come there is a lack of jeet players in the league? come to think of it, i don’t really see jeet fans as well. how can we start to include them or should we not?
>>158568001For me its the double QP w Cheese add on mac sauce.
>>158568004Steelers cuck...
>>158567975fans seethed too, which makes no sense
>>158568009if the league tried to play an international game in india, the nflpa would step in and prevent it over hygienic concerns
>>158568009>Jeets There's no Mexicans either despite them being 50M in this country
>>158568012No, but I do like Anon Rodgers and wouldn’t mind seeing him dab on some shitty team in the Owl.
I watched the replay. Cook’s pants was clean then turned yellow immediately after getting slammed. Holy shit thats hilarious, it was instantaneous shitting
>>158568029Brock Purdy, Jacob Rodriguez
2027 NBA Finals2027 Final Four2027 Stanley Cup Finals2027 NHL Winter Classic2027 IIHF World Championship2027 World Series2027 World Cup2027 US Open2027 Wimbledon Championship2027 PGA Championship2027 Masters Tournament2027 Daytona 5002027 Indianapolis 5002027 Kentucky Derby2027 Belmont Stakes2027 Westminster Dog Show2027 Tour de France2027 NYC Marathon2027 Winter Olympics2027 Pan Am Games2027 Commonwealth Games2027 World’s Strongest Man2027 Rose Bowl2027 Cotton Bowl2027 Orange Bowl2027 Super Bowl, right? Nope.Super Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that says Super Bowl 75. Wait, so it's not 2027 in roman numerals? It's named after how many Super Bowls have been played? What? Why? No one cares how many Super Bowls have been played. It is completely irrelevant how many have been played. What matters is what year it was played in.Someone says, "Hey, you know what happened in Super Bowl 36..." Okay, so.. wait, what year was Super Bowl 36 played in? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 35 to that year. Okay, so, I think maybe I know what year Super Bowl 36 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and a variety of other reasons, so I am not really sure which Super Bowl is Super Bowl ##.But, you know what would make the most common sense?Here's an idea...Just call it the fucking 2027 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
charlie kirk cousins
Coltsbros...Does it get any worse from here?When do things start going up?
>>158568079>desperately need to shit before the game>times running out>”fuck, looks like I have to wait till halftime.”>”I’m about to explode.”>*touches you*>massive excretions begin>”I can’t stop it, ahhhhhhh!” Many such cases.
I just finished up a 12 hour goon session what have i missed?
>>158568106I respect the endurance.
The ghost of Jack Campbell (RIP) (PBUH) will will my loins' mid linebackers into the gaps
>>158568084Purdy is Anglo senorhttps://forebears.io/surnames/purdyPoorthern direland in fact
cousinfucker finna rape and gape the leadheads
>my team won by giving up on the season and fire selling all its assets
Ronaldo lostMessi won
>>158568117Bro I forgot about this guy, is he okay?
>>158568106The Bronkeks are finished now that Mahomes has a real WR1.
>>158568126he died! :( </3
>>158568029Lions have two Chicano DBsNiners have two Mexican born offensive linemen
>>158568131Broncos have an LB who can actually cover TEs now kek nobody is pissing their pants about Josh Downs lil bro
>>158567923*stands patiently on a stage in the middle of a university with multiple rooftops*
you guys are saying Downs is a zone eater slot merchant not an outside man beater but that's all Rashee Rice and that rookie Cyrus Allen is good for either, Travis also best sitting down over the middle and they don't run Worthy on real routes let alone downfield so what's the plan here?
Captain Kirk :)
>>158567996Jerry literally used to own black people
Kylerbros not like thisNot like this
Is it gonna be like that season where the NFCN sent 3 teams to the playoffs only for all of them to go 1 and done?
>>158567911how can one man secure the bag so effectively
Stupid fucking Raiders finna make me
>>158568196first time hearing about this. mind if I share this screen cap with my fellow Vikings fans on Facebook?
>>158567992>Jags>losing to the Rams in the super bowlI can live with this. I'd be pissed beyond neasure, but I'd get over it quick.Just SEEING the Jags in the Owl is my only wish at this point in my life.
Messi wonCaleb wonChikaner lost
>>158568196Kyler is just happy he can focus on his adventures with Jason and Lucia
>>158568203All 4 are going this year
WHAT THE FACK ARE MY CHARGIES DOING!
my chargies stay inertat least they made one trade
This gif could be useful going forward.
>mendozas first start is against the Seahawks defensePoor lad
>>158568219She cute
>>158568216Henley was in the final year of his rookie deal and clearly told them he wasn't going to re sign with the team. He's a very good LB but unless they were gonna franchise tag him he was gone after this season. It makes sense getting a couple picks back even if it means sending him to a division rival
>>158567999So elegant but I knew disaster was imminent.
>Vikings are on the hook for 10mil of Cousin's salaryHoly shit the Kangz got fleeced
>>158568225Broncos after that kek
So the raiders aren’t paying Kirk anymore? The Vikings are taking the whole contract? Might’ve been a smart move by the raiders then
WINNERSKirk Cousins>He leaves the rebuilding Raiders, his tutelage of No. 1 pick Fernando Mendoza complete, in order to return to Minnesota and pursue the ring that’s eluded him throughout his 15-year career − six of those seasons spent in the Twin Cities. Cousins, who had 20 TD passes in games with the Silver and Black, is playing his best football since 2023, when what had been his presumed final season in Minnesota was cut short by an Achilles injury. Pretty cool that Cousins, who wasn't enthused about leaving for Atlanta in 2024, gets to return and maybe complete some unfinished businessLOSERSPresumed NFC West contenders>With the Vikings shored up by the Cousins acquisition, the reigning champion Seattle Seahawks and presumed 2026 champion Los Angeles Rams – both are currently 5-4, which is worse than the Green Bay Packers (6-3), last-place residents in the NFC North – can no longer bank on Minnesota’s downward trajectory continuing. And, yes, while NFC North teams could attrit themselves to a degree in the latter part of the regular season, so will the Seahawks and Rams, who better get hot fast given all three of the conference’s wild-card slots are currently projected to go to the NFC North.
>>158568254he's being paid by three teams
>>158568243It's a desperate move but probably the only lever they had to pull to make a deep playoff run. Their defence just needs him to score 17 points a game and stay healthy. I think he can do the 1st part i don't know about the 2nd part
>>158568222Especially after fagdoza dies on the first snap
>>158568002Same, I think the defense will go from bottom 3 to fair to middlin which is quite an improvement.
it's only smellz
>>158568131>a real WR1.keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Downs is a WR3 at best
>>158568219coonhair got mogged by isabeau (beauty wise), anna kinokova (beauty and skill wise), sasha trvkesova (soul wise), and kamila valieva (roid wise)
kangz wonwhites wonheterosexuals wonshartcago lostmexicans lost blacks lostgays lostI wonYou lost
>>158568258>he's being paid by three teamsno refunds
Just logged onWho traded for ryback?
>>158568131>now that Mahomes has a real WR1.downs is not a wr1
>>158568243leadhead cope
>>158568296that's right
>>158568280damn that is a WET and YELLOW BROWN shitreminds me of mine
This will be the first Super Bowl victory in Minnesota history
>>158568280haha poopy pants ewwwwww
KANGZ wonnedloins lostedgreen gay lostedshartcago losted big
>>158568300>Rybitch's trade market
Kangz saved their season
>pissconsin wins world series>minisoda wins superbowlmass suicides in shartcago and detoilet inbound
>>158566786Best QB in the NFC North easily
What would be funnier>kirk's vikings go to the playoffs. >lose to the jj's gints.or.>kirks goes to a different team next year. >wins an owl. And before you say,>kirk is never going to lead a team to an owlsam darnold exists.
>>158568332There isn't a QB right now playing better than him desu
>>158568333kirk winning with the vikes would be the funniest, to be frankspecifically if he beats caleb, goff, purdy, and then burrow/allen on the way
>superbowl will be the prince vs the captain
>>158568280It keeps happening
>Why are we trading for Kirk Cousins? Was it something I did??
Hey coach, leave the Vikings to me.
There is literally nothing wrong with pooping your pants when being physically engaged like playing a competitive game of football. Grow up.
>We're winning the Super Bowl now that we have *checks notes* Kirk Cousins
The Simpsons is such an overrated and unfunny show. Which is odd, since the same guy made Futurama, and that show is great.
I'm ready to get excited for Fernando but I've been watching this shit for last 23 years and I've learned to expect the worst
Reminder that the bears now have the worst QB in the NFCNVikings have #3 but that's more than enough to steamroll everyone with their elite defense
How will Vikings fans react when they end up losing on Sunday anyways?
>>158568359it's pretty funny though you've gotta give us that
>>158568363>The Simpsons is such an overrated and unfunny showThanks for confirming you are a low IQ zoomer who needs to be bitched slapped. You're too young to understand most of those references and parodies. It's comedy gold only beaten by I Love Lucy and Chappelle Show
>>158568341
>>158568364>against the Seahawks defense for his first start
>>158568372tell burrow to lay off the zest
>>158568371born in 1991, projection man. go on. i grew up with this unfunny shit.>le ebin do
>>158568341burrow
>>158568372
>>158568378>born in 1991....so you're a zoomer. You have to be born in the 80s to be a real millennial
>>15856678649ers now have the oldest WR room of all time. combined age of WR on the roster is 215UNC gang
>>158568369Finally lynch KOC hopefully
>>158568390
>3rd round pickAl woulda secured a 1st, just sayin'.
>>158567960unleash him!
>>158568364It's ogre
joe burrow is the best quarterback in the league simply for having to deal with that retarded incompetent fuckass front office
>>158568399I hope I have that many friends to hang out with when I'm old.
you lostI won
Burrow demanding a trade after they lose in the 'offs 31-34 when his team gives up a 30 second fg drive
>KANGZ make a single trade>the bears lions and packers windows instantly close
Does Cousins retire after winning the Owl in Feb?
>>158568374Raiders pass protection has been pretty decent, 11 sacks allowed. Just hope Mendoza doesn't get reckless and try to run too much
If you had told anyone two years ago that Darnold would have a ring, JJ McCarthy was traded away for a fifth, and Cousins was starting again I don't think a single person would believe youWhat the fuck happened to this team
>>158568423you really think he'd pass up the opportunity for another bag?
>>158568419a while ago i went bowling with some friends and there was a group of guys that looked like that having the time of their lives, really made me happy to see
>>158568433the bears are the biggest frauds in the jesterguild because they're the only ones so shit to lose to green gayeven worse they got blown the fuck out
>>158568441Tyson Bagent was playing
>>158568360this but unironically
>>158568390Absolutely blowing out the competition (and their knees)
>>158568123kek
find me a more tragic NFL career in recent history, even with his rang
Messi wonCaleb won :)
>>158568454>obj just got cut todaymakes it look even worse49ers need to sign him to complete the set
>>158568449bears won 2 games with backups, not an excuse especially since they glaze ben johnson so much
>>158568456Derek Carr
>>158568421thats because he isnt clutch
>>158568452OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
>Titans GM gives the Bears GM the inside track to trade for Jeffrey Simmons because they're friends>John Harbaugh calls the Titans owner directly about Jeffrey Simmons>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T GO PAST ME, THAT'S UNETHICAL!!!!!! I'M GOING TO GO TO THE REST OF THE LEAGUE ABOUT THIS TO MAKE SURE NO ONE TRADES WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"The Titans the biggest bitch franchise in the entire league. Yes or Yes?
>>158568456What went wrong? The dude threw for multiple TDs against the Packers and then completely shit the bed against the Bills with like a bottom 10 QB performance in all of Vikings history.
why didnt steelers make a trade? they really gonna stick with donkey kong metcalf
>>158568430It's funny the Vikings have had more QBs this year than the average 49ers fan has had felonies
>>158568402And then used it on a wr that had 20 career catches in college but ran a 4.3 40
remember when that guy pooped his pants on monday night football
>>158568482most linebacker looking coach i've seen
>>158568390if it really is just the scheme then they could get UFL guys to fill holes when everyone gets hurt again
>>158568456Its not that tragic he's just dogshit. He had one mirage half season on a stacked team that won the owl with Nick Foles
>>158568356wouldn't be surprised if he's cut, Brosmer legitimately looked better and I'm not sure they want 4 QBs on the roster
>>158568487kek
>>158568484im sure they will sign rodgers boyfriend valdes-scantling at some point
>>158568278Yep, that alone would be huge.
>>158568489not that remarkable, I do that all the time
>>158568503on monday night football?
>>158568456Alex Smith compound fractures his leg playing for Washington, it gets infected, almost loses it.
In his office, on a cloudy day in Green Bay, the Cousins news reaches Mike Lafleur, who sinks into a catatonic depression from which he will never recover. He remaining motionless for years, completely unable to speak other than "Cousins... why.. "
Burrs
there are "men" on this board who think the biqueens actually improved after today
Day 1 of the trade deadline is behind us, hopefully my Steelers can grab a wide receiver tomorrow
>>158568506well, during
Alright, so who all has seen it?
>>158568488Exactly, that's how it ought to be. Fuck all these gay advanced "stats". You just need to be faster and catch the ball.
>>158568522name the last time kirk cousins had an 8.9 passer rating game
you now remember Mitchell Trubisky
>>158568524yeah it happens
raiders are blowing up the shitblowza training montage a year to early for what? a fucking 3rd round pick? lmao his spirit will break before the year is out
>>158568029Erm excuse me??? Fernando memedoza?? Ermmmm christian Rodriguez??? Errrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmn aaron Hernandez?????????¿??????¿????¿
>>158568390his season the San Francisco 49ers have scored 29 offensive TDs (tied first with Buffalo) only four were scored by someone under than 30, and they were from their QB. There’s old and then there’s whatever the 49ers are doing.
>>158568533way better post season stats than caleb
trevon is soft
>>158568390Yes we do
>>158567960Daddy should've won a natty at Auburn but they were under probation that season kek.
can love keep up his skylord antics?
>>158568533Mitchie on a Mitchonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TiX3TPMX6M
>>158568555
kirko is gonna get mauled in a real division I'm 'fraid
>>158568559maybe
Mahomes is having another kid
>>158567911whether it is or isn't you were always going to see skolniggers come out of the woodworksif you didn't notice they haven't been quite as active since the lions cracked open their bussy with 32 personnel formations
>>158568565tf is kirko
>>158568581
So what are we thinking? He goes 4-4 and Raiders finish 8-9?
>skolnwordsMinisoda is the whitest jester guild stateShartcago almost has as many blacks and Mexicans as minisoda has people
The Chargers are just plain retarded, at least the Colts have the excuse of being run by a woman.
>>158568580it's kind of bullshit that offenses can have 32 personnel and defenses are only allowed 11
>>158568581cousins alter egolike mcarthy becoming 9
>>158567992as one of the few actual rams fans, stafford is beyond washed. it hasn't happened so far this season. it's not going to happen. it's over.
>>158568381>>158568384this shit makes me laugh every time
Jonathan Taylor should've been traded
>>158568594offense makes money, same reason everything is DPI nowadays, blame goodell
AFC playoffs are going through Denver and there's nothing you can do about it
>>158567975The media would be stupid to seethe>a historic franchise looking for their first win vs the most hyped number 1 pick of the past 15 years
Vikings defense got exposed hard as fuck last night. fucking meme team.
>>158568590Fairly accurate.I'd love for >us to finish with a winning record though, even if it doesn't result in a tangible reward for doing so.
>>158568009I've been to several Ravens games and occasionally I'll see Sikh fans wearing a purple turban
>>158568606No one cares about the AFC, unless it's the Bills.
>>158568611No, their D did a good job; that offense did nothing
>>158568603The New York Giants were the most prominent team known to have formally offered a second-round pick (along with a fifth-round pick) for Indianapolis Colts running back Jonathan Taylor
>>158568029Jags backup RB is Mexican
So is it unironically over for the career of this midget
>>158568009Oh bro the Sikhs in California love American sports. I've seen them wearing Raiders, Niners, etc. And when you talk to them they know their stuff just like any other fan
>>158568636Yes, maybe he can still switch to baseball hahaha
>>158568611>held the bills to 13 points until the middle of the 4th quarterWhat a meme!
>>158568636NFL was only a springboard for his career as a gta 6 streamer
>>158568538Memedoza is a Miami Cuban. Rodriguez is Colombian.
Despite being the NFL's only winless team, the only move they made was to trade 26-year-old Daiyan Henley to Denver for two picks, a fourth- and a fifth-rounder. This deal was fine, even though they gave a division rival a linebacker with some upside, but why is this all the Chargers did?
>>158568575What are they gonna name this one, Kunta Kinte?
>>158568657have you ever had a cuban sandwich
>>158568659they're turning it around and making the playoffs
>>158568009what position could he play?
>>158568661Something like Cobalt or Ruby
>>158568611Vikings couldn't sustain a fucking drive outside of that FG at the end of the half. They were gassed as fuck
>The Colts had a deal with the Packers for DT Grover Stewart involving a 4th-round pick and a 5th-round pick, but waited too long and it was ultimately pulled.
>>158568659they believe in picking yourself up by the bootstraps and not taking hand outs
>>158568674Ruby is a nice name
>>158568659They are approaching tanking with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind
>>158568611lmao no they didn't, their offense was just so fucking awful they finally got tired out
>>158568636nahhe'll make tens of millions bouncing around as a backup or bridge qb for teams that don't want to start a rookie right away
>>158568661and there it is
could someone have a bo induced melty? or atleast pretend to for my entertainment please
Is there a reason why the Chiefs refuse to get a new kicker?
The Broncos are averaging just 22 points. The only team in a playoff spot averaging fewer is the Minnesota Vikings, the best defensive team in football by every metric, and they just acquired Kirk Cousins. Perhaps the Colts were completely unwilling to move on from Taylor, but he wasn't the only offensive player available. Denver sitting on its hands at the deadline feels like a major blow when, with the right offensive upgrade, the Broncos could've been taken seriously as Super Bowl contenders. Without that, I'm not sure how they advance far into the playoffs.
>>158568538mendoza is cuban
>>158568672loose end
>>158568698thanks m8 i appreciate you
>>158568701I already have that covered
>>158568695Did they cut Tucker already?
if your quarterback's name is more than four syllables he's a certified bust. sorry it's proven and historically accurate.
How did Wentz regress so bad? Mahomes had his ACL destroyed and came back from it.
>>158568715>Roethlisberger Fuck those are some long syllables, but still 4.
>>158568726i was gonna post him but didnt know if the ben was meant to be included
>>158568674Quartz Mahomes
>>158568715Ben Roethlisbergerbros....
>>158568726Carried his entire career. Bust.
The Cincinnati Bengals are 6-2, tied with the Steelers for first place in the AFC North. They proceeded to do absolutely nothing to boost their odds of winning a Super Bowl. Not only did the Bengals wind up doing nothing, but they had a deal, only to back out of it.That's right. The Bengals appeared to have acquired edge rusher Arnold Ebiketie from the Eagles in exchange for a sixth-round pick, only to back out of it>soon after finding out that they would've lost their third-round compensatory pick they received after losing Trey Hendrickson to free agency. The Bengals not wanting to do that deal after learning of the consequences is fine, but how in the world did they not know the consequences beforehand? How in the world did they not do anything after that? Why are the Bengals holding on to draft picks when, had they acquired a running back and/or defensive help, they could've established themselves as legitimate contenders? Just mind-boggling stuff from an organization that continues to shoot itself in the foot.
>>158568698Broncos remaining schedule after the BYE is a cake walk. They play the Bills in Denver week 16 it very likely will decide the No.1 seed
>>158568747wonder if joey reddit is gonna pull a carson palmer and try to get off the team at the end of the season
>>158568659He knows that Uncle Roger isn't going to let him down and grant him the rights to Jeremiah Smith in a couple months.
This week they had a special guest, Dan Patrick!
>>158568724He had a complete meltdown when they drafted Hurts. He's incredibly weak, mind and body.
media told me stroud was ass and caled was elite
>>158568747I would talk shit about the Bengals incompetence and extreme retardation but it would just be an oxymoron.
Will we see SoFi Ty this season?
>>158568760>patcuck "the checkdown" midhomes tier 3Lol. Lmao even.
>>158568760aikman will rise soon, he just needs more time.trust the process
>>158568745that was the owl where the refs rigged it... and then admitted to doing it... the Seahawks first owl appearance... i was there... i remember...
Here are your sack leaders
>>158568094lmao
>>158568766Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Bears 4000 yard passer never ever
>>158568796elijah ponder the aroma
A Dynasty Reborn
>>158568745My grandpa bought me a painting of Super Bowl XL at Ford Field. Good times.
>>158568813Food for my Burrs
>>158568796I want to see the amount of holding calls Abdul Carter has drawn because I'm pretty sure he leads the league.
>>158568807speaking of aroma, did you all see that rb shit his pants last night?
>>158568813>AHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>158568758he will eventually
I can't take Achane's name seriously whenever the announcers say it. I keep picturing an anime girl.
Why is Skip retardmaxing?
>>158568840~Sugoi A-chan!~
>>158568501I think CJGJ was what was holding the secondary back, they have looked pretty decent since he got kicked off the field and cut, I think this piece will improve it a lot.
>>158568813this image TERRIFIES the kiwi and horsefuckers
>i hope you recover from da flu soon :)
>>158568657>>158568700Is there a difference???
>>158568512Packers are unironically the best team in the North now
>>158568864if you're not a racist piece of shit yeah
broncos are getting that 2024 chiefs treatment. The walmart checks have cleared
>>158568870So, there's no difference then. Got it
>>158568575
Reffie bros... they're laughing at us again
>>158568844its almost 2030 and ive still never seen a reasonable counterargument to this.
>>158568881that's cool but how come mahomo hasn't been elite in 5 years?
What's her end game?
>>158568881>sterling skye>bronze>golden rayeNo way in fucking hell he has any actual say in the demon spawns names, right? That's the most millennial white girl name bullshit I've ever fucking heard of
>>158568894Falling asleep in my bed after coitus
>>158568881CUH-RRRIIIIIINNNNNGGGGEEEE
>>158568894Imagine being a worse owner than your literal cokehead father who once hired Jeff Saturday as the HC
>>158568659I don’t follow NFL trades but are they much like MLB where clear sellers are going to dump expiring contracts basically guaranteed? It seems like it would be much harder to fit in to a system mid season than in baseball
>>158568911No your suspicion is correct and nfl teams are much more conservative in their decision making
>>158568903>Oi! Me hand got the ole drippy roody roo! Toime ta nap it off
>>158568886There really isn't only homos would side with Lediddy
"First, we sweep the division," he explained, his eyes gleaming with the dangerous optimism unique to lifelong Vikings fans. "Green Bay? Toast. Detroit? Kneecaps bit right back. Chicago? Please. Then we waltz through the playoffs. No missed field goals this time—I’ve already burned three pounds of sage in my driveway to clear the curse. And then, February arrives. Confetti falls. Purple rain. Kirk lifts the Lombardi Trophy."
>Bears still at the top of the Herd Hierarchythis man's love for USC is unmatched
Friendly reminder that Kirk Cousins is the sole reason why Daniel Jones won a playoff game.
>>158568295funny alsya gold medal mogged and joy mogged all of them
I was enjoying Bills fans being pessimistic about their super bowl odds, but now they traded for a safety they think their problems are fixed and are optimistic.
>>158568965The Vikings scored 24 in that game. Daniel Jones was the best player on the field that night.
>>158568970What's the difference? The only thing I have seen the bills fan ever post is>my joshie :)
>>158568575>Roody Poo Mutthomes
My joshie :)
>>158568965Gnats had the easiest schedule and easiest opponent in the wildcard. And all that tricked the gnats fo into giving Danny Foodstamps a blockbuster contract kek still makes me laugh
What’s for dinner
Who has had it the easiest this year?
>>158569024Double Filet o Fish
>>158569013Wink Martindale was the brains of that team, hence how hard Brian Daboll got exposed as a Rich Kotite-tier head coach once Wink didn't want to deal with his bullshit anymore.If the Giants had an actual head coach leading that team they had enough pieces that they could've at least made the NFCCG as opposed to getting smoked by the Eagles superteam.
>>158569024Guinness beef stew
>>158568968anna has golds
Not too fond of black QBs I ain't
>>158569035I ordered one of these with extra tartar sauce once. Big mistake. It was literally swimming in the tartar sauce.
>>158568909and we STILL lost that fucking game. Fuck you Josh McDaniels I will hate you forever
You have to feel bad for Kirk going from a situation where he could potentially lead the league in TD passes at the end of the season to ending his career with a pathetic whimper unable to find a receiver to throw to because Kevin O'Connell is a mentally retarded faggot
>>158569050>Going to McGoyslop in the 2020sngmi I hope they charge double and rip off all the idiots who still eat that slop. McDonald's is the Dallas Cowboys of fast food
>>158569055Can’t he just chuck it to JJ now
Someone just made a fucking cowardly remark that i won't dignify by replying Be very careful when reading the posts above
>>158569024Craniac from Raising Canes
>>158569078is Guinness beef stew really that bad?
Yeah, I'm thinking elite.
>>158569089'fraid so
>>158569091Where is Pierre garçon
Why do people say that defenses "get tired" when they're out for an extended period, but offenses don't? Is it because a lot of the same defensive players stay out there for every snap while offenses can rotate receivers and backs?
>>158569091is anthony gould white?
>>158569107Protesting in Paris
>>158569124I don't see colour
>>158569123Offenses run forward and defenses run backwards which is harder on the body
>>158569025Dem boyz are total shit
>>158568002Another razor in the cake. Erie County resident whose been following the bills since '99 posting this. I know what's coming
>>158569132Why don't defenses just face away from the offense then?
so what exactly is the Colts' plan?
>>158569143Because the nfl doesn’t innovate anymore
The Jeets have 3 top ten picks this upcoming draft and WILL become a new dynasty for a decade.
When's the last time she actually had a correct football take/prediction?
Vikings front office are a bunch of pussies.This is your best shot at winning your first owl and you go for Kirk because you didn't want to pay much? This is why you will always be Owlless. You gotta make sacrifices to win it all.
jordan love has the black factor going for him over burrow
>>158569152>last time
>>158569151T. Derek Jeeter
>>158569154Who else was both better and realistically available?>inb4 HerbertHe was not getting traded
>>158569152she tells you how she feels, which is always heckin valid
>>158569175they should have got rodgers to complete the favre career arc
>When's the last time she actually had a correct football take/prediction?
Chiefies are comin
>>158569175Mac Jones
>>158569154They should've signed Taylor Heinicke
>>158569194>thinking the steelers would EVER sell their starting QB when 6-2
>>158569194Yeah, sure, maybe in the off season but not in the middle of it.Also you guys forget that what QB is gonna come in and actually be ready to play immediately and not be running some hamstrung offense of basic calls? They're 6-2 in the most competitive division in football and are the difference between last and first place is a few games. You want a QB who can hit the ground running (metaphorically in Cousin's case) and he knows the system and personnel better than anyone else in the league. He has instant chemistry with Jefferson who is their #1 weapon and like 1 bad game from demanding a trade.They SHOULD have done something in the off season, but a mid season move Cousins is the only option that makes sense.>>158569203Price was too high, maybe they could have gotten him for a first and a 2nd or something, but see above.
>>158569151Average nfl career is 3 yearsIf you can't complete a rebuild within two years you will be spinning your wheels forever
>>158569203WHO?!
>>158569199That tornado is coming for your home and family you dumbass queefoid kek
>>158568968God she’s such a cutie patootie
Archie Manning, welcome to the _______
>>158569256Branson Tugboats!
put brad holmes on a rocket and fire it into the sun
>>158569256San Diego Chargers
So how much money has Kirk Cousins made now?
What does Kirko think about going to the Vikings? Lmao
Why is he always in such a foul mood?
>>158569277must not be happy with the wife haha
>>158568796Chase Young was just a late bloomer?
>>158569277he's old and ornery
Which fanbases of contending teams are mad right now their teams didn't do enough at the deadline?>Bengals>Steelers>Packers >Lions>RamsAny others? Im trying to compare outcomes after the season
>>158569277Mike Stud hasn't been putting out
>>158569277Because he is an all time player but also one of the most selfish players I've ever seen who cares about his stats too much and gets openly mad at his receivers because of them impacting his stats. When someone drops a pass I don't even think he cares about it in the context of the game, he just thinks "my completion percentage and QBR just went down."He also has always thought he was the smartest guy in the room, and while probably literally true in a room full of football players, it has just lead to him being resentful of those around him.His teammates have very mixed things to say about him. A lot of them say he was a great teammate and a good guy, but plenty of them also openly have lasting beef with him. My guess is that if you shut up and did what you were told he was great to be around, but if you ever made a mistake or called him out on his he'd probably hold a grudge against you for a long time.
Thoughts on my taste?
>>158569235Shut up gay idiot. Everybody hates you here known faggot
>>158569277he really really likes women but is cursed to be around nothing but 50 other men every day
>>158569295I think only bengals fans are actually mad out of thosethe ramilia super team enjoyers are crying about puka going to IR
>>158569277Can't do drugs during the season
>>158569274~$350 million
>>158568611They got ground slowly into dust by the number 1 seed in the AFC. You can only expect them to hold out for so long before they break since there was 0 help from the offense
Crustin pucker
Currently taking a massive Herbert.
Which saying do you prefer: piss missle or meatball sub?
>>158569277He saw how fucking stupid society is regarding covid and the vax. I don't know how any of your sheep still walk around in a good mood after that
>>158569365sadly i dont own any sheep
contenders and on the bubble tradesGiants - JJ MCcarthy for a 2027 5th.Cowboys - Joey Porter Jr. for a 2027 6th and a 2028 2nd.>Bears - Jeffrey Simmons and a 2028 5th for a 2027 1st, 2027 4th, and a 2028 1st.Lions - Andre Cisco for a 2028 6th.Vikings - Kirk Cousins for a 2027 3rd.Packers - N/A.49ers - DeForest Buckner for a 2027 4th. Keenan Allen for a 2027 6th.Seahawks - Quentin Nelson for a 2027 3rd and a 2028 5th.Rams - N/A.Bills - Amani Hooker and a 2027 5th for a 2027 2nd.Patriots - N/A.Steelers - N/A.Bengals - N/A.Browns - N/A.Ravens - Cam Jurgens and a 2027 7th for a 2027 5th and a 2028 2nd.Ryan Neuzil for Andrew Vorhees and a 2028 6th.Jaguars - Jessie Bates for a 2027 2nd and a 2028 5th. Jordan Davis for a 2027 1st and a 2029 2nd.Davon Godchaux for a 2028 6th.Texans - Marvin Harrison Jr. and a 2027 7th for a 2027 2nd and a 2027 6th.Broncos - Daiyan Henley for a 2027 4th and a 2028 5th.Chiefs - Josh Downs and a 2027 7th for a 2027 4th and a 2027 5th.>Bears won
>>158569365You're right, antivaxxers are retarded and act purely on spite. The idea working together for the net benefit of society is lost on them. They're the reason we can't have shit.
Friendly reminder bustin KWABert is on pace to finish the season with 12 passing touchdowns keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking subhuman mongrel
Sometimes I go to other generals and everyone's all chill and lightly ribbing each other and I need to come back to /nfl/ to tell someone to kill himself
>>158569384Im not an antivaxxer just the covid bullshit ones.
If the jags dont win the superbowl this year surely tony khan must be KWABOTY
Is Josh Downs good
>>158568611They didn't. A defense can't play on a field for 40+ minutes. If anything, the viking's offense got exposed to being even worse than they were.
>>158569256El Paso Chihuahuas
>>158569434he's not gonna fix mahomes if that's what you're wondering
>>158569435whoa it was actually 42:30that's hilarious
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>>158569434He's better than the guys you have
>>158569384You will never be a real woman
>>158569479how do you get AI to respond to non-pc questions?
>>158569479kek
>>158569479ask the ai if youre having a bo induced melty
>>158569488You need new material
>>158569513>ask the ai if youre having a bo induced melty
Eagles need a black HC
>>158569434There's a queefie beneath that mask, I can tell but I can't prove it
>>158569494you just do
>>158568747No running back is going to look good in Zac Taylor's 12 year old playing madden offense
>>158567960And he will be outta the league in another 3 years!
>>158569535They should hire Flores. He's the modern day Buddy Ryan.
>>158569123The guys on defense run about 3 times more than offensive players over the course of a game.
>>158568698They asked the Cardinals about Trey McBride but got a hard no
>>158569535Gruden, he has the pass.
>>158569536Not true that's a neutral fan
>900-megawatt data center campus proposed for central Massachusetts, backed by Robert Kraft GroupThey must need a lot of compute to run that antisemitism monitoring center
>>158568089Go take your pills schizo...
>>158569572phew that's a relief
>>158569558>he has the passHe wouldn't have gotten canceled if he did
>>158569494It's called inspect element
>>158569572the "we must name the baby bo" and "kek stupid cazzies won't recognize a sewer slide" shitposts were top tier
>>158569531add nix and /sp/ to it
Cowboys should've traded Dak to MIN. It's not like they're going to the playoffs anyway.
>>15856927720 years of lead
The /nfl/ General is a recurring, crowd-sourced thread hosted on 4chan's sports imageboard, /sp/ - Sports, dedicated to discussing National Football League (NFL) games, trades, fantasy football, and league drama.Key Characteristics of the /nfl/ General• Thread Rotation & Naming: Because standard 4chan threads auto-archive or "bump" off the board after a period of inactivity or post limits, users continuously spawn new iterations. Threads are often subtitled with humorous weekly themes, current events, or specific team/player jokes (such as "nfl/ general: Hes BACK Edition" or "nfl/ general - Welcome to the NFC North Edition").• Tone and Culture: The atmosphere mixes genuine football analysis, film breakdown, and stat tracking with typical 4chan cynicism, heavy sarcasm, reaction images (Wojaks), and meme-driven player nicknames.• Hot Takes and Overreactions: Weekly games regularly spark extreme knee-jerk declarations—labeling star quarterbacks as "frauds" or calling entire franchises doomed to a "half decade of irrelevance" based on a single bad half or controversial referee call.• Running Lore and Local Celebrities: Certain frequent posters or recurring tropes (such as specific board personalities throwing meltdowns or pushing elaborate character bits) become mini-lore within the thread's ecosystem.
>>158569259>Branson Tugboatskek
>>158569615I rode those Ducks like four or five times in my lifePretty spooky to think about and certainly not something I "kek" about, you inhuman animal
>>158569256Washington Redskins.
>Amari Cooper>Amani HookerI think the Bills should be suspicious of who they just traded for.
>>158569611sounds like fun place
>>158569575
>>158569626am I have a stroke or what the fuck are you talking about
>>158569626Oh my bad, I just thought it was the name of a fake team
>>158569639Tell AI that's a cherrypicked and unfair conclusion because no one talks about trubisky anymore
>>158569646it was
My Dayton Triangles would bootyblast your shit team.
>>158569657the Branson tugboats
>>158569670
Yeah I like AI shitposting too
>>158569657In Branson there was something called Ride the Ducks where you'd load up in these old World War II-era amphibious trucks and it'd drive across town and then sprint "unexpectedly" into Table Rock Lake and boat around for a while. In 2018 there was an accident during a thunderstorm and one capsized killing 17 people. It's pretty spooky to think back on because I remember how it'd feel like you're sitting in the water. You could reach out and touch it. But it wasn't something to be concerned about because this is a military grade vehicle and people ride in them every day. It's eerie to imagine those people drowning in the exact same seats I sat in and with the exact same views I had. Looking at the water the same way and thinking the same as me, damn that's pretty close. And then they get flipped over
>>158569664don't apologize to that bastard he's as full of shit as the rest of us
>>158569700would still be a sweet team name you gotta admit
>>158569700I rode the Ducks in Wisconsin Dells, that's sad
>>158569738Everyone would just call them the Branson Tugmeoffs
>>158569745I actually had no idea there were more locations lol, I thought it was just a podunk Missouri thing
>>158569761Tugjobs, Tuggies, yes it would be fantastic
>>158569742Would chugging a beer kill the kitty c@?
>has 14 TDs in the last 3 gamesYOUR 2026 NFL MVP Joseph Lee Burrow
>kirk leaving like
>>158569742I heckin love slop
>>158569791my steelies are gonna break his knee again this sunday night. my powers in this sphere have already taken some this year.
>>158569035
>>158569813Holy shit I haven't seen that image in years
>>158569824I autistically hoard images and try to use older ones sometimes, because I'm a colossal faggot
>NFC looks like it could be anyone>AFC is just the Chiefs and Bills againboring
My QB protects the football
>>158569860too be he can't protect himself
>>158569845you got it flipped anon.>AFC looks like it could be anyone>NFC is just the Bears and 49ers
>>158569845NFC is clearly just Niners again>>158569866Bears are all offense and are a regular season meme
>>158569434
>Mahomes wife is pregnant againthis fucker is even attempting to break Phillip Rivers NFL record for most childreb by a QB
>>158569865Football > Self
>>158569867Bears have a top 10 defense?
>>158569875
>Lambs WR room is so bad they re-signed Xavier SmithHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>158569882Fraid not
>>158569843This would be the oldest one I have from some /b/ thread, also fuck the jets
>>158569892You'll find out soon enough
Can we remove the 49ers from the league if they give Mahomes another ring?
>>158569904*closes eyes*Nah I won't
Why did the Raiders give up on letting Mendoza develop and throwing him out there to get slaughtered?
>>158569896Nice, I saved this one on here back when it was relevant
>>158569930I predicted this would happen and Raidstinkies refused to listen saying "Brady said Kubiak won't be fired no matter what so this season is a wash". Yeah no, a first year head coach was never going to ride or die with Kirk Cousins. I predicted the exact week Mendoza would be starting
>>1585699303rd round pick+got a chunk of money back from his contract. Mendoza can be good or shit this year it doesn't matter. Year 2 onwards when they can draft/sign/trade for some weapons is what really matters
>>158569930a THIRD round pick (probable low quality starter)
>>158569930Spytek is a fucking retard
>>158569930Development doesn't mean shit until you see an NFL field as a starter.Dude's been throwing passes with Tom Brady most likely, and he's got a very good offensive mind at the head of his offense. There's probably pressure from the FO to put their first overall pick to work so Spytek saw an opportunity to get a 3rd from a desperate QB needy team
>raiders front office paying 600k for a qb so their #1 pick has time to ease into the league and then flipping him for a top 100 pick to the team he used to play for
>>158569930Probably not the best timing because of the trade deadline with the Seahawks and Broncos coming up but I can see the merit in putting him out there and seeing where he actually is.
>>158569875Women are so mentally elite. If I was a woman I almost certainly wouldn't be able to put myself through child birth, let alone multiple times. We should respect women more
Mendoza's bussy bout to grow 3 sizes
>>158569991Yeah i have no worries about it seahawks have a good defense but the broncos defense is both overrated and hell be seeing them twice a year anyway a little trial by fire never hurts and the raiders have a bye in 3 weeks then the schedule softens up a lot
Plenty of QBs got thrown into the fire and sucked ass year 1 without it breaking them. Eli Manning and Jared Goff were fucking putrid as rookies and it didn't mindbreak them. Mendoza will be fine
>>158569995dubs and this trannoid dies
>>158570022P. Manning and Allen are the best examples of this but I don't blame you for not knowing that, as a bandwagonning thirdie
>>158569974If you're going to be like that then the Vikings got a comp pick when he left so Kirk was pretty much free.
>>158568402True.>>158568488Also true.
>>158570026Fish girl mogs them both
>>158570036This post is true
>>158570050true
>>158570028Well that gets completely negated by them trading mcstinky for a 5th just a couple weeks ago Also kirk is gonna be ass in Minnesota, people forget that it was klint kubiak who was calling the plays as OC when he went off those couple years
>>158570027Peyton Manning and Josh Allen played right from week 1 shit for brains. Goff, Eli and Mendoza didn't start til halfway through the season which is why i used them as an example. Imagine being ball knowledge mogged by a Kiwi keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking subhuman mongrel. Learn some respect
post 500. make the thread.
>>158570046adult ruto maybe is passable
Football
would be hilarious if the bengals not winning the division costs burrow an mvp even if he ends up with historic numbers
>>158570101shit sport
NEW>>158570074>>158570074>>158570074Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking dumbass subhuman mongrel thought you new ball when in reality you have shit for brains*Braaaaaaap*
>>158566786>>158566786>>158566786NEW
No one outside the WC knows ball
>"thought you new ball"
does Downs have any behavioral or injury prone problems?
>>158570134There's not a single intelligent person west of Worcester, MA (and that is being generous to westoids)
>>158570139They named a syndrome after him
Migrate >>158570140>>158570140>>158570140
>>158570139They wouldn't have traded for him if he didn't.
>>158570151janny ain't finna like this one cuhh
>>158570162aww hell nawl he aint
>>158570151at least this one links to a different thread
>>158570170>>158570170>>158570170
>>158569256NC State Wolfpack
>>158569817only the darkest of darkies wish for injuries on players.
