tfw when its Taco Tuesday
dogshit thread
gentlemen
>>158567570>Lives in britainstan>No good tacosgrim
>Comes back from ego death
future champ thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crY7JBcEkz4shartlers....
Ciryl “Bon Gamin” Gane.
>>158567587Surprised that Gooby is back on the coco. It seemed like the Mexican Shaman ritual worked on him. Dustin just did his and he seems to be doing well. Gooby might just be too hard of a cokehead to fix.
>>158567587Honestly? Respect
>>158567600>Friendly reminder that fighters are ragebeastsThese niggas stay mad on the daily, its what makes them good fighters
>>158567608all he got out of entheogens was deciding he is jesus christ (of nazareth) because da letters add up loik
>>158567590He is a special talent. I think he more talented than whittaker. He is Volk tier imo, and keeps improving at a steady pace.He will be champ within 2 years. The crazy hapa girlfriend just confirmed it. Good fighters always have crazy girlfriends.
ciryl gane
>>158567608It takes more guts to get back on the wagon and start railing lines. Gooby has entered the depths, slain the dragon and has since realised it was not his enemy.
we volume punchin!
>>158567620truly good fighters are calm, chill, even
Hokit vs Pokit
900k on the first dissSecond one soon easy millyGane subbed wtf what'd I missHokbeast finished the trilogy
>>158567681fucking BUM lmao
>>158567662if by guts you mean money then yes
>>158567628He prolly needs more sessions. Gooby has a massive ego. The tough souls need to get heemed by the Shamans harder. They did ibogaine for him.They should give Gooby the toad venom it's a different experience. Theirs also the sacred tree bark from that one mexican tree. They have some options for him.
>>158567700Nah fuck that!
damn they really need to put gooby on some gilgamish ass odyssey to fix him
>>158567714wasn't gilgamesh on the beers during his trip stopping off at the local pubs?
Goobs is carrying the burden of humanity's sins. They try to break him with eastern medicine and corrupt his soul with their gnostic ways. 115.
>>158567730That was his pal, enkidu
>>158567714They really do, he has it bad. Cocaine really messes you up. Especially the rich people coke he used. It made Gooby a coke fiend.>He developed Coke rage>He got rapey and hot sued a bunch>Turned into a egomaniac >Shortened his fight careerI got to see Gooby in person when he was first coming up. He had such a charm and magnetic energy. Everyone was eating out the palm of his hand. Its a shame the coco ruined him. If they don't take him to the Shaman he will end up being another Ricky Hatton
ANONOBVIOUSLY NOT THE RESULT YOU WANTEDWOULD YOU LIKE TO ANNOUNCE ANY MAJOR LIFE DECISIONS
>>158567665Brazza is the only one I like. Khabib is too bossy and mean. Usman is like meh and Umar is a nerd that reads to much.
>"Jesus descended from the white marble steps of heaven and anointed me with a crown"Does this sound like a man who's killed his ego?
just laid on the floor, placed my feet on my computer chair and raised my butt off the ground while lying down and my whole shit cracked and im seeing sparkles
>>158567823This gay nigga seeing sparkles
>>158567823Nigga got his shit cracked and his seeing stars!
>>158567779This is bull shit joeI was winning the fightRound 1 round 2 round 3 all meJanny tags me ONCE and Jason Herzog ends itThet fucking robbed me meng I'm pissed off this is BULLSHIT
>>158567780Mate, "brazza" is a collective term for the mountain muzzies in MMA.You're making yourself look silly.
>>158567779
gsp finally got rid of his lesbian haircut. Now back to the classic buzz cut
>>158567898gay stupid pussy
>>158567889You should have put more effort in to this.
>>158567587I was reading the ingredient list on the back of a Monster Energy can yesterday and according to my research it's possible it's actually healthy, it has ginseng and other chemicals to help the brain.
Gane is cursed in title fights thoughever
>>158567907Turn your monitor on
>>158567889At last I truly see....
>>158567790>The irish drunk drugee bastard that pretends he follows the glory of jesus>doth preach too much It was all for show anon. Gooby is not a man of the bible like Stephen Thompson
>>158567918Hokit was in DWCS 18 months ago, went to war with Blaydes who is borderline retarded. Just stop.
>>158567889Hoenstly? Kek
>>158567823Your spine is heemed. Go buy a teeter hang up and use daily. I have one they are great. Its really good for the spine to hang upside down and decompress.
>>158567915You should check out the delicious all natural ingredients found in a Macberry Lychee MAC Energy:Carbonated watergoBHB® (D-beta-hydroxybutyric acid)Natural flavoursCitric acidCognizin® (citicoline sodium)PurCaf® (caffeine from green coffee beans)Sucralose (artificial sweetener)Potassium sorbate (preservative)Sodium benzoate (preservative)Niacinamide (vitamin B3)Pyridoxal-5'-phosphate (active vitamin B6)Methylcobalamin (vitamin B12)L-methyltetrahydrofolate calcium (folate)
drink gane juice
Jews Jews JewsI just want heems for goodness sakes!
>>158567939Awesome, I use citric acid to clean the brown shit from my kettle
Gane is developing a new submission for Hokit
>>158567984Why not just use the toilet?
>>158567984You are getting folate raped
>>158568006He needs to pay a visit to Darth Rigatoni
I'm gonna wet towel you for 25 minutes you faggot
>>158568017Do you think Islam ever stops turning down this match? It's ridiculous how afraid he is of this guy.
>>158567830This shit keeps making me laugh
>>158567790last time i checked he was jesus so this is an upgrade sure
>>158568036Sambosissies are terrified of butt scooting leg lockers, unironically
>>158567898he had this a while back with skarbowsky in some video on the poohtube maybe a few weeks or months idkboth looking well
I am illuminated by God.
cover up ur bussy around me
>>158568007very good
darth GODatoni MMA arc gonna be so kino
>>158568056Shame it doesn’t work in MMA
>>158568056Feels like these daggots are so drunk on ducking they're just ducking guys for no good reason. Islam was afraid to fight Topuria at 155, or even grapple that little mucusmeanie freak. Dude legitimately pulled out against RDA.
>>158568078Wron-ACK
Fuck tha police
>>158568086My sauces tell me Rigatoni is Bangkok ready
>>158568086bro pisslam ducked gamrot
>>158568086prime RDA was something
>>158568043https://youtube.com/watch/0Ng84HraJPk?d7OhAS6sehnSAcsP
Amosov has a chance of beating Islam but will lose to Garry. Morales has a chance of beating Islam but will lose to Prates. The brazzas think in centuries
>>158568086taking a year off after zero damage vs JDM should've had him stripped
>>158568139Islam should be cut
>>158568139Musumeci fights three times a year. His era will be special
How are we feeling Pereirabros
>>158568149bjj is not fighting
>>158568161He should go back to 205 and heem Ulberg
>>158568161He should go back to 205 and weem Ulberg
>>158568161Humiliation ritual
>>158568161once the gane curse kicks in, it's gonna get real sad
>>158568167They didn't tell you?
>>158568086The gymnastics around ducking Ilia were incredible but this newest duck about there being too many contenders in WW is beyond that
Ciryl Ganigger
monsieur gane, le hokit has an unorthodox technique you must know of, he likes to hold you against the cage and then kick off the cage with tremendous force, then takes you down in open space
Giosuè Occhiuti heema ho paura
>The implications of GODne headlining MSG in Manhattan, New York?Dire...
I believe in Josh Hokit.
Josh Hawktua
>>158568252Added to the gane folder
>>158567564soft ass roster aint built for the sport
>>158568006Nothing new. But yes, this is unironically how he will beat Hokster, sad as it may be.
we know you post here josh just reveal yourself you big fat pussy we can help you against gane
Anyone who loses by heel hook in MMA is a turbobum
>>158567620Charles fucking sucks
>>158568006>>158568273undeniable proof that gane took a dive
Hokituah, spit on that thang!
>>158568283I jaked off to lesbian face sitting porngoraphy today. You cant do taht wherre you live! Lol!!
Gane's black part makes him faul, his white part makes him apologize
man If I ever go back to my home planet you guys are screwed
>seen a lightskin nigga with his brains blown out>In the same octagon the hok hang outSoon
Some of y'all think it's cool to just jerk off and post on 4chan all day.
>>158568314you are a take the trash out type of nigga?
Some of you wanna just stream movies and UFC events in your shitty website and beg people for money instead of working.
when gane ascends and transcends his temporal binds its over for u niggas
>>158568314>Some of y'all [live the ideal life]
How many of you have seen a sunrise while at the top of a mountain? How many of you have danced till dawn in Ibiza? Have you bowed during sushi in Japan? No. They stay in their self made skinner boxes. They jack off and watch videos or play games all day. They are wasteoids.
none of y'all fools read aristotecles
>>158568310Dammmmmmmn
Justin The Highlight Gaethje ate my anti-Gane crystal
this nigga saw the sun once and suddenly think he really him
>>158568336one time i watched a ciryl gane free fight on youtube
Wait? Marvel star Georges St Pierre was an actual mma fighter? Wild
>>158568305Porn is for goycattle
>>158567749Goob took the chamans blessing from Pereira in DMT hyperspaceHe's taking the belts not of this world
it's either godne or an american villain for heavyweight champ... i can't lose!
fuck it I'm a Ganecattle
>The consequences are going to be dire, however I fear that the collective is too ignorant to the truth. - Gane discussing the European social unrest during media day for UFC 334
We need a shoe check because this isn’t a massive height difference
Why did Gane had a chinese/cholo moustache during the pereira fight?
>>158568405Hokit is on stilts
>>158568270That absolute crotch sniffing nuthugger wouldnt survive anyone on the roster past 2012.
joshua van vs amanda nunes who u got
>>158568405I thought hokit had paulo costa reach
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
How did hokit lose the faceoff like this bros..
>>158568405
should I take out a loan and do this bet?its a $1,500 loan.
>>158568437Gane aura mogged this brown midget so badly lmaoThe reality of what's going to happen on Saturday night is finally starting to settle in