Hellebuyck's Homecoming Edition Last time on hocgeneral.com >>158562541
Still not thinking about Loserpig
>https://youtu.be/EzU0ofo3jOs?si=jcvKPmg_S1ShT-MD thread theme
chrisp reider must be shittong his pants rn
Not gonna complain about a free PP, but I legit have no idea what that was even for, even after the slow mo replay.
Go >Assv
Drop the damn puck before I piss meself
>>158568820"If you kill your enemies, they win."- Justin Trudeau
BOOOOOOOOOOO
At least we finally found him :)
my avies :(
Islanders were the first franchise to be bitchmade that a star player wanted out. This is why there are so many Canadian islanders fans cause no one wants to play there either.
>Denver
>>158568848We wear a diaper here.
>scored on by a radishKEK
>>158568858our avies :(
>>158568850
Can’t believe Helle isn’t playing. Hate to be a boomer but what a soft generation
>>158568879Hellecuck is a massive pussy Surprised Brodeur didn't flog him during the game
>>158568879It's over your head
>>158568809>Basically blamed his wife for making him force a trade>what the fuck is this guys endgame?
1993
Unshakeable. Unbothered. Flourishing. Golden. Lil' bit fruity. Dedicated.
>>158568892I weren't even alive then blud
scar
>Debbies
>The only way they can score is with a Devils player
Quinn gets manlet privileges
Johnny left Calgary because of his wife too
>>158568917I thought he left because he dieded
>play guy against his former team >goalNo my win expectancy!
>>158568923That was before
our kitties play tonight
>>158568879kids these days
>>158568912Wonder if a former Jet would have blocked it.
>>158568944Never wonder that
Congratulations to the Jets on their cup, I know this is a big deal given their ceiling as a franchise has been one conference finals. Happy for themDevils need to embrace their villain arc. That's how you win cups. Look at Florida and the Canes.
It feels like Texier is always out there
>Dick Cousinsand they still let him play?
will pk subban be introduced into hockey HOF?
My Debbie’s (:
>Connor Heckin'puke turned Winnipeg into a city of hockey ultrasFuck Yeah
Imagine if that goal went in against Helleybuck, the internet would never have shut up.
Jets fans wishing 1000 years of pain and agony on Helle meanwhile devils fans are like “oh mercer is looking good tonight I hope he has a great career”
>>158568950You're not winning the Stanley Cup with Hellebyck in net.
>>158568961It would have, dare I say it, broken the internet?
>>158568961Connor is a weakling and a coward; he runs from controversy >Hellebitch
>>158568950Frankly, I've never forgiven them for failing to get Satan in a Devils jersey.
>>158568953In 50 years for his contributions as a TV broadcaster
It's over
>>158568969mercer didnt demand out of poo jersey
>>158568969Debbies betrayed Mercer, Hellebuyck betrayed Winnipeg
>>158568969you need to understand, canada took the olympic loss like some third world shithole takes losing some international soccer game but with less murder afterwards side effects of tying your national identity to a game
what did they say to his wife at the grocery store?
>>158568815How did you get this picture of me?
>>158568992Nice melons, eh?
>>158568992>you're alright, don't come to the pumpkin patch
>>158569000checked
SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>debbies
Pour it on Winnipeg! Force them to pull Allen! Will it into happening.
just made some chikken tendies w/ Kraft mac for dindins, bros
What is the semiotic relationship between jets and Winnipeg?
>>158568992I told her I matched with her husband on Grindr
>>158569018I love to suck cock, forgot to mention
>>158569021How much ketchup are you going to put on that Kraft Dinner, lad?
BOOOOOOOGUES
my avies! :)nelson!
It’s so funny to me that all these chants are directed towards someone that’s just chillin in the locker room lmao
>>158568950>tf>tp
Win expectancy bros?
>>158569021Damn I love both but never thought of combining the two. Thanks for the inspiration.
>>158569029>kraft dinner>flag
>>158569021remembering the retard that had a meltie over kraft last season lol
my avies!! :))landeskog!
Why are the Canadiens booing Hughes every time he has the puck? Is it just autism?
Devilbros...whats going on? Youre letting jingoism win
It’s time for the devils to start thinking about finding a serviceable backup goaltender
>>158569057The people of Montreal are great judges of character
jetties are gonna force connor into the gamehella based
>>158569023I have always just assumed they had a bunch of airfields and shit like Ohio does, so they were big into aviation there.
>posting nazis pictures so close to Armistice DayYou people are shameless
>>158569044Oh I'm sorry is the game over? Oh so the third period has been played and the game is concluded? Oh so the score is final? Oh so everybody is going home now because the game is over?
>>158569059Very skilled but mentally weak and soft players
>>158569057the tickets owners at centre bell boo a lotdon't blame drunks, blame beer peddlers
>l2ffs
WE ARE IN THE MCNUGGET MINUTE!
>>158569057It's another eord that starts with a and ends with tism
The Hughes brothers? I like em. Good Irish lads.
>>158569061My Habs have a great selection for you.
>>158569079Cannibalism?
Winnipeg booing Hughes every time he touches the puck tells you exactly why they're so pissed at Hellebuyck and it isn't just for leaving them.
ET LE BUT!
>>158569076And here comes the mcnuggets
SCAAAAAARRS…..or did they?!?
>>158569092This
>our best chance to win>loses
Bob has let in two out of his mandated three goals per game
>>158569097…they did not
It's the parallax.
>the only way the habs can “score” is by cheating and not scoring
>laffs
no goal
Stream heem'd on the replay. Goal or no?
hawkies
Jetstinkies are very worked up, as expected, but I believe in my Devils to score more than them through 3 periods still. I think they got it all out of their system now and the difference in class, which is out of this world, will start to matter.
>>158569111checked
Larkin status???
>>158569114>refs siding with the habs What do you think ?
>>158569118>the city of latvia cabbatatoeslittle nigga will cry just ti be back on detroits ahl team
Quinn is looking winded, shouldn’t have skipped practice
Hutson and Quinn should play 1v1 and see who can spin around the most
>>158569118wasted
>>158569118Harking to be a vagrant
just took my socks off bro's
What's the deal with French Canadians? They aren't really French, and they aren't really Canadian.
>>158569130Chelios literally the only one with aura. Brvtal avra mvg
We’re more of a second period team anyway
>>158569146
Oh...I just checked the eafs score....oh dear oh dear oh dear
>>158569138fag
Offside? No I believe it’s called offsides
>>158569149More of a second round exit team lmao
imagine being a >laffs fan and paying good money to see this team at home
>scoreless in Columbus
I would have scored that
>>158569149Why didn't you fucking idiots put Hellebuyck in net? lol you're losing so bad
The Mild look like the better team so far and that ain’t saying much
No high stick on breakaways they’re too kino
>>158569165this dudes has two pairs of socks on
I've crunched the numbers and the numbers lied to me.
>christmas advertising already
>>158569206Expected by whom?
>>158569201 Both of these teams are among the best in the NHL imo
Do they even play hockey in montreal?
>>158569225grim
Getting exposed tonight. It was a simple as putting the correct goalie in net and you guys FUCKED that up for some reason
>>158569225>among
>>158569226Some habs, and some habs not.
Folingo is such a retard how is he getting minutes he was one of the worst players on the dogshit Blackhawks
Messy minute
i thought Bedard was supposed to make Chicago be an perennial playoff team
Yah, I would have scored there.
connor hellebucyk was gangstalked
>>158569234in support of the debbies i will be exposing my ballz
kinda divey of hutson desu
>>158569257Balls out for Stroganoff
>>158569249I think people that were saying that also had the expectations that the rest of roster wouldn’t be 31st or 32nd best in the league 4 years later
Hellebucyk should have just stayed with the Jets. They're not even that bad of a franchise. It was Flames or Cancucks I would understand and want out too.
My hurricanes could easily assblast both the wongs and bloos
Devils heating up!
Just tunin in to the Devil game. They will score now
>ovechkin 1+3 in 15gp it's over
>>158569291Ermmm…
HOLY SHIT I DID IT
I said a slur under my breath as my co worker was entering the lunch room and I think she may have heard what I said
>>158569291Thank you for your service
>>158569291>>158569301
my avies!!! :)))toews!
> scorefull draw <
UH OH /HOC/STINKIESOH NO NO NO
>>158569249He’s no young Patrick Kane
>>158569308what slur?
>hurricanes game in binlan is at noon ESTthanks Gary! I love not watching my team!
>>158569308Reminds of when I accidentally say the n word to the tims order box and they refuse to smile at the window
anyone have a stream? my android box is shitting the bed
>>158569146depends, there are acadians, quebeckers, french manitobans, french ontarians
What kind of evil were these devils up to during intermission?
>>158569291based
>>158569332Retard
>>158569332>he doesn't know
>>158569334n-NOTHING!
>>158569333checkedDon't forget about the Cajuns in Louisiana
Bobrovsky's let his three goals in we have a game ladies and gents
This boomer has no idea where he is
>>158569332steameast is cool
I told you the devils are a 2nd period team, plus the jets suck
>>158569332>lagdroid Deserved
Bratt is a brat
You know what would be real cool? If Tuch got a goal.
>>158569354>the French Canadian bayou
>>158569354they would be american south french acadians as there are french speaking communities in missouri an new england too and like 300K quebecquers invade florida seasonaly.
cajuns come from nova scotiafew know this
>>158569387Aren't there parts of Cambodia and Vietnam that are still French Canadian?
>New Jersey>Naming your state after a freshly purchased cowBased ngl
>>158569325I called her a Hellebyuck
>>158569389We are the same country, when you think about it>I still prefer being two countries, though; you know what I mean?
>>158569391Yes we genocided them out of Acadia
>>158569396no only very old folks only
>>158569410Are they sweet old folks, or grumpy?
Carey :)
>>158569415probably very grumpy
officer bob is too old for this shit!
>>158569425washington legend zdeno chara
> tonight's /hoc/ comes with a side of dark Canadian history
>>158568950Sir, I believe you shouldn't cast stones in a glass house
Gary texted me earlier and said that this jets/devils game is going to 10 rounds of shootouts
>>158569439Joe B actually mentioned that Chara only scored two goals as a Cap when they were posting the trivia.
>Rachel HerZogWho comes up with these names?
>>158569445Gary is a wise leaderHail Gary
>>158569445If it goes to overtime, we winQuite simply as
>>158569341huh. I am a bit retarded. but it's fine now I think my fireplace was fucking with it
Awww craps.Couldn't get it out of the zone for what felt like 5 minutes.
>most dangerous draw in the Capital City Showdown
>>158569322I mean their stats are identical at this point through their careers. The only difference is the hawks got Kane at the very end of their rebuild and they got Bedard at the very beginning
>>158569425Gonchar and idk
Yah, I would have scored there
my crappies still the victim of the most jewish schedule gary could conceive.
>>158569454great place for some stealth camping
>>158569322
the new zelda remake looks like it was made in india, saars.
>>158569500We don't make antisemitic posts while the Devils are playing here
>>158569508It's ass but you're not allowed to shit on things anymore except this dump
Same old Canadiens. Always cheating.
>>158569500I knew I wasn't imagining things when I felt like I was getting less craps games.
>>158569518The Hughes brothers? Good Irish lads. Catholic, I think.
>>158569518I'll post whatever I like while first round exit coded teams are playing
>>158569505Different eras
>>158569542Different Kanes.
SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>158569540that's just crazy
>>158569532Gary's scriptwriters are shit. Thought they were giving Ovi some time to work into shape with this schedule but he's simply washed and any caps fan will tell you he should have retired. The other two are irrelevant embarrassments with the most exciting thing they'll do this year being Doughty to a team that won't win the cup for a first.
Every time one of the hughes brothers scores a goal my antisemitism goes down by 0.5%, but every time a videogame or anime gets censored in any way my antisemitism goes up by 2%. So its possible for the hughes brothers to make me no longer antisemetic but its gonna be a major uphill battle for them considering how often stuff like picrel happens nowadays.
>>158569534Why are you so mad
Martin Short be all like gimme some of dat chocolate pussy bitch
KITTIES SCAAARRRR
Awww craps
>>158569542earlymid 2010's nhl was crazy. fucking head hunters everywhere. youre raffi toress' and matt cooks.
imagine where the oilers would be with wallstedt
>>158569580I know it's hard to read emotions when you're autistic anon. I forgive you for misreading how I feel.
>letting Hayden Hodgson score on you>craps
>>158569596Why are you steaming
>>158569542This was the Blackhawks roster Kane’s third season the NHL
>>158569578yikes, you probably went full adolph when tlou2 had 2 jewish lesbians smoking weed and a pregnant lady fighting the jihad
my Bruinsies must be on a bye week
>>1585695921993, would be the answer
>>158569604Bedard also has teammates
>>158569604marian hossa, now that was a player
ummm are we watching columbus rn? They gotta get their shit together
Ref you suck chants have initiated in LoserpigThey're not taking this well
>>158569628no im actually watching paint dry instead. i also poured some water on the floor and watching it evaporate.
>>158569628Ya nobody cares about Columbus m8
WE ARE IN THE SECOND MCNUGGET MINUTE!
>scoreless draw in Montreal
>>158569619He was amazing
>>158569637>>158569640ok well they had to delay the game for a bit because they couldn't close the bench door xD
>most dangerous lead in Columbus
>>158569607Thats not really censorship, thats just naughty dog being a weird, shitty company. Its not about degenerate things being in video games, its about things I like being taken away from me. Again, gonna be an uphill battle for the brothers to make me no longer antisemetic, but if they play really really well its possible.
my avies :((
>>158569604Elite roster
uh oh it's getting stinky over in toronto!
>>158569619>>158569647He was a hoss, take him for all in all,I shall not look upon his like again.
columbus is the type of team that when my team plays them I don't even bother to watch
>>158569650Most exciting part of the game by FAR
>>158569618He has one good line mate who’s in contention for the Calder. He gets a new line mate every year and that player goes on to have a career year
>>158569663It's Always Stinky in Toronto
>>158569604There were 4 players with 100+ points that year and there were 8 (double) last year. Different erasAnd the flip side to having a bad roster is that all offense goes through him. Cherry used to say even bad teams won't lose every game 7-0, someone has to score. Karlsson got 100 points on an all-time horrid Sharks team and he's back to 50-60 points a season sinceNot to discredit Bedard at all, obviously he's a good player on a trash team. But that year Kane was insane
>>158569698Montgomery will be back on the bottle at intermission over that goal.
>>158569696>6969NO WAY!
hey devils newfag wya bro
>>158569728The call is coming from inside the house!
>kek hughes
My Devils need to ice this game already. These Jetstinkies are far too uppity
>>158569736just wanted to tell you a sincere fuck you and you're gay!
brothers should be allowed to have avatars for a better viewabilitylike foligno69, XXxhekajxXX or hugueS_1
>26 years>made the playoffs 6 times>only won 1 round>never had a star player>never had a rivalry with another team>no impact on the league whatsoeverwhat is even the point of this franchise. what a joke.
yeah got string cheese
>>158569748I'm not him. I'm not even rooting for the Devils tonight.
So who do we shitpost over this winnichug game?
>>158569752columbus poo jackets
>>158569692Hagel Bedard DebrincatRate this line
OMG SISTER PRICE
>>158569752Swept the lgbtning and cucked the leafs in the playins back to back. Legends for that alone
Whoever scores next will grad the lead
just ripped a really good fart but might have to go check for a possible Marner
>'peg game We're all watching the other one
>>158569752they had a player die by traffic accident while riding a bike that's something
>>158569787This only happened after the Devils tied btw
>>158569752>what is even the point of this franchiseYou mean, laffs?
>>158569762>>158568910
>>158569788they also had some retarded slav get killed playing with fireworks
>>158569782>play is now under review
>"We're just looking and going to look at things to enhance it. Nothing specific: Things will be tested. Whether or not it's an earpiece, whether or not we can use AI in the future, whether or not it's increased use of technology -- everything on an ongoing basis is on the table."
>>158569788killed their own fan + killed their own backup goalie iirc
>>158569788>>158569752oh also speaking of deaths, they had this norwegian guy, might be the only norwegian nhl player afaik, he killed a little girl in the stands
>>158569746Why did you let them score 2 on you then? Fuckin tard
lol this game is the devils cup. They ain’t winning shit when they be going all out and can’t beat the jets
>>158569812Because Jake Allen is a puck terrorist
are wild looking a bit mild out there? 3 shots in 20 minutes? the tendie almost let a roller in, hughes absent and russian caufield nowhere to be seen
>>158569752Ohio kills you inside.
>>158569805Right.... thanks, Gary!
>>158569808one of their goalies also died in a fireworks accidentmats zuccarello is norwegian too tho
>>158569825Inside, outside. It doesn't matter where you are. Ohio will kill you.
>>158569821Mild freaks in for a rude awakening come off-season. No one wants to sign in that dump
>>158569821habs not looking much better
>>158569748The devils need to make it interesting for the sectators, they're cool like that.
>>158569748>>158569746
>>158569821Minnesota's goalie is doing a good job so far
>>158569839all that and mild are winning 25% of FOs
>>158569788>>158569798You know your team is ass when it's only known for players dying
>>158569828ol' matty zucchini
>>158569839Math nerds don't have the habs as #1 in garys game
I'd like bissonette much better if he'd go away.
>>158569425Chychrun was the other one lol duh
