Where were you when you accepted that J Breezy was winning it all in 2026?
Laughing at the teams that can't seem to win if their players get hurt
minisoda wonshartcago lostpissconsin lostdetoilet lost
dont run when it comes
>Rams release Xavier Smith because he sucks>All of their receivers go down with injury>They re-sign Xavier SmithThat locker room is going to be awkward
Sex in your 20s, be cool
Set phasers to seethe.
When I'm sad I just re-watch SB59 then I feel better!
Would you cuddle a reffie?
>>158570186who the fuck has sex to be cool? That's like saying people wear crocs to make a fashion statement
>charcoal-skinned QBs
>>158570214tee hee
>>158570176My team can't win even when it's not hurt
>>158570217Horrible comparison, that's like saying "WE SIGNED CARSON WENTZ TO BACKUP OUR STATER"
Why does slash en eff el slash try to convince me that the league is soft on QBs nowadays when there are like 10 backup QBs playing this week because guys are hurt?
steelers will dab on the bungals right
>>158570248Because faggot mohomo gets nudged and 4 flags come flyin
>>158570256sadly not
>>158570256Either they do or they dont. Its 50/50
>>158570214Not that ugly old bitch
r/nfl/ told me qb play was better back in the day
>>158570186You unequivocally do
>kangz get raped and demoralized>bring in kirko to restore hope just so it can happen againLove the leadheads
>>158570248If you're not a golden boy like Allen or Mahomes, they don't care. Used to be the same when Brady played.
>>158570248They've become so accustomed to being coddled they don't even know how to protect themselves any more.
>>158570373Someone needs to cut his hair so he loses his powers
>>158570336raped that retarded superteam merchant's team in the owl
welcome back kirk
Caleb last year had a passer rating of 90.1 and 59% completion percentage. and the media tried selling THAT shit as a top 5 qb?
>>158570293i would eat lauren boobert's dirty assholebroncos country lets right
>>158570397the funniest part is he's now the worst starting QB in the NFCN
>>158570394Classic black qb overthrow
Kirk and CD will reunite for Chilishttps://youtube.com/shorts/82wAUqVUS8Y?si=mNzAs7ddN9eY5bed
>>158570170
>>158570248because the qbs are weak
>>158570394bradyesque
>>158570186Have sexBe cool
>>158570412holy shit youre right
>>1585704121. Goof (clearly)2.3.4. Kurt (clearly)Is gayleb better than love at this point?
>spytek described the meeting he had with kirk telling him he was getting traded as “not the best conversation either one of us has ever had”aaaaaand now im worried he thinks he got done dirty and now im scared its gonna fuck up the lockerroom
>>158570170since the beginning of time
why did the raiders give up on their season?
>>158570517
>>158570517Kirk is having a better season than caleb. And caleb's best year isnt better than kirk's 3rd best season
Has he taken Dart's job for good?
>>158570523The league forced them to trade
>>158570523how can it get any worse after having a qb who had a rating of what, 9.6?
The Bills have once again instilled within me a false sense of hope. They are statistically the best team in the league yet will inevitably fall in the playoffs at some point prior to the Super Bowl.
>>158570559It's possible but they don't have to decide until next year
>>158570593i mean the raiders lockerroom >>158570572yeah i wonder about that too theyre probably mad the #1 pick hasnt been playing and the vikings offense is so bad
>>158570559Traded back to Minnesota after he loses the job to Dart in training camp next season. The merry go round continues.
>>158570556Kurt is having a nice season so far but nobody on earth thinks hes a better qb right now than gayleb>>158570549Take your math homework somewhere else you little dweeb
>>158570607There is no way they get passed the Jags or Cheifs in playoffs
>>158570559ny would rather have a michigan guy than a redneck trump guy at qb
>>158570559Dart looked good enough in those first 2 games that he'll keep his job
cousins will look bad and it'll just show there is something cursed about the qb position in minny
>>158570619>so far but nobody on earth thinks hes a better qb right now than gaylebpeople are retarded and think caleb is better than stroud
How many on Sunday?
>>158570533Cap this retard
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>>158570653
>>158570653this is when a war and a draft would happen but we dint do that anymore. Now we just slowly get raped
>>158570619your faggot threw 4 picks and nearly lost to the buccsaneers, kirk mogs him easy
>>158570636Gayleb is better than stroud. did you watch the playoffs last year?
>>158570653Chargers ticket prices have gone down ....
>>158570644>tits4
>bears having the best QB season theyve had in like 40 years >STILL wont be a 4k yard passer im fuckin dying bro kek
>>158570636Stroud is obviously just chasing a contract and will go back to being shit once he gets his $70 million/year contract
>>158570653read coffee as cocaine kek
i'm still seething manfuck a comp pickif our pro scout team (the actual good one) said go get ebiketie, i trust them more than i trust our FO to do anything with a ~100th pick
>>158570676I saw one team have a great o-line and riunning game while the other was swiss cheese>>158570690mmm this caleb cope is delicious
>>158570676>Gayleb is better than stroud. did you watch the playoffs last year?did you?
>>158570653>when its my turn to be an adultI literally turned 18 when it was 7 years ago too
>>158570697a 3rd rounder for a guy who would be the 3rd best de on the roster is steep
>>158570559>Has he taken Dart's job for good?As soon as he's figured out and exposed Jameis will be back in.
>>158570709Why do you always post this and ignore the clutch game tieing touchdown that preceeded it?
>>158570709Stroud was way worse. Stop arguing with me bitch you’re clearly wrong
>>158570304>leadheadssilence, you literal retard
>>158570653Those are the fake government numbers, everything easily doubled if not tripled in cost since 2020.
>>158570734you bears fans are great kek Caleb is the worst qb in his division, and stroud is better. Its nothing but a fact. But please tell me why the opinions matter more than stats
>>158570766Stroud was literally unwatchable
>>158570559>>158570724Agreed
theyre calling it the most messican qb depth chart of all time
>>158570517love is the best QB
>>158570775last year? I agree. But its currently the 2026 season
>>158570784Guy on the right is clearly irish
>>158570784>qb with a Spanish name looks white>qb with a white name looks SpanishHeh
>>158570754what this means
>>158570825Bruh
>>158570623>implying the jags will do shit outside in the cold
>>158570775>Stroud was literally unwatchableWAS
>>158570825Pick up OBJ
>>158570811the lighter colors mean more retarded
>>158570784>>158570805>>qb with a Spanish name looks white>>qb with a white name looks SpanishLook at their eyes.NEITHER looks White.
>>158570862so whites are dumb
>>158570754>Seattle is the most proficiently literate region in the entire western United States
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>158570754I cant read. What does this say?
>>158570871all you whiteys look alike to me
>>158570881gaydy
>>158570734>why do you post the boneheaded game losing play and ignore an irrelevant play
>>158570523kirk probably did not want to go back to the vikings. One because of how he got traded from them originally, and he was probably having fun being around mendozza,
>>158570875you need to be able to read the coffee shop menu for your $20 latte and your scooped bagels
Fun fact: Kirko Chains is now gonna pass Tommy Kramer for 2nd in all time yards for the Vikings, needs like 160 yds/game the rest of the season
>>158570789He has too many hilarious lowlights for me to ignore
>>158570881Wentz_squanders_offensive_opportunities
>>158570912>scooped bagelsDo ypipo really?
>>158570881Antonio Brown's final years
>>158570926what's funny is you pay more for a scooped bagle to get less bagle
>>158570951The goyim are completely hopeless
so who was the biggest winner and loser of the trade deadline?
>>158570963>winnerjags>loserbengals front office
love has higher highs but lower lowsgoff is consistently either good or elitecaleb has the same lows as love but without the highskirk has been pretty good
Kirko is going to make literally zero difference on the Vikings lol
>>158570963biggest winner - chicagobiggest loser - chargers
>>158570963jags wonvikings won
>>158570907it's just because he doesn't want pressure he knew he could just fuck around on the raiders and nobody cared if he was good but now he'll be expected to play well
>>158570963son
>>158570963MendozaJags, though their trades were made before the deadline>Vikings>49ers>colts>queefs>bungles>chorgers
>>158570973>this is what jesters are desperately telling themselves
>>158570963Did that guy just ...really?
Why isn't Mahomes playing as well as he used to? He's 30, absolute peak age for a QB
>>158570984>fuck around in vegas with zero expectations. >go back to a cold shithole with high expectations. I do not blame him.
>>158570653i'm 38 and still live with my parents for free
>>158571011HJNMH
kirko not finna make it
>>158571011he's mr checkdown due to having no weapons
>>158570898
>>158571041shake shack is superior and is found in MN :)
cant wait to watch fernando (his friends like me call him nando) play against the seattle seahawks surely his debut in the league will go fantastic and not be a horrific fucking disaster as he has a whole 5 days to prepare with the 1st string (hes been practicing with the scout team all season) and its only the #1 defense for two years in a row who made the most efficient running back and quarterback in the league look like idiots
>>158570987>what the creep shot posters on /b/ look like when they think they are being stealthy
>>158571041I've been to In N Out many times.I've also been to Culver'sIn N Out aint going to anyplace where Culver's is already established and expecting to do well.Culver's really is that much better.
seahawks aren't good this year
>>158571067>most efficient running back and quarterback in the league look like idiotsWhen did Seattle play San Francisco?
>>158570170That play is just as much ChaseBut yes Burrow is the best pure QB in the NFL when he can stay healthy/when the Bingles can keep him healthy
>>158571076there's an in n out next to a culvers near me
>>158571080Memechucking is the one truth nuke of analytics
>>158571067kek
>insult the 'turds>packturds schizo starts spamming manlover webmslel. go to bed, sweetie. long day of sheep shagging and cousin fuckin' for ya tomorrow.
>>158571087And I bet you the In N Out was there first, right?
>>158570881Dk Metcalf.mp4
>>158571084It’s insane that the Bungles haven’t given Burrow a good o-line in over 7 years.
leadhead schizo hours
>>158571112its good this year. Although the run blocking isnt good
>>158570881Making fun of him isn't funny
I think I might actually have blood clots
>>158571135If you lived in a civilized blue state you could see a doctor
>>158571116/Nfl/ at its finest
>>158571112>it's insane that trash franchises aren't run well
What's he playing
>>158571135Shouldn't have gotten the vaxx
>>158571142ah, yes, "dr." abdul jamaal sanchez with a medical degree from guatemala city technical college.
>>158571152>AIslopYou should either have sex and join society or kill yourself
>>158571152minecraft with tomlin
>>158571152LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN' BUM
>>158571101nope, the culvers has been there for about 15 years and the in n out has only been there for about 3
I hate laundry so much brosSo much of life is a grind but why is it laundry that pisses me off more than the other bullshit I deal with ever day
>>158571160Cope you redneck blood clotted faggot
the french laundry
is that bitchknees seething without a trip
>>158571172I agree. Learn to fold. 90 seconds on youtube.
>>158571186Always was, always is, always will be.
>>158571164shant
why didn't the chargers force eli to play for them, it is not like eli had leverage like elway did
>>158571195Holy SHIT! Is this real?
>>158571195I know dear
>>158570825Mike Evans is still based as fuck at 33 though, I am glad Toom got him a ring so he can be a HoFer.
>>158571195He's old but he's still got it.
>le broogeymanDid you not see the midterms? It's common to hate fagchuds
put your trip on so i can filter you, pedophile
>midweek off-topic political baiting. /nfl/ the same as always.
>>158571112If he was a good QB he'd make them look good. You think Brady, Peyton, and Brees actually had good OL? No, they just made them look good.
I'm 7-2 in fantasy and #1 in the standings
>>158571240>pedophile
>>158570523he did the same when he was with the falcons, he hid the severity of his injury and went on an awful 4 game losing streak and was ass blasted when he got replaced by the top 10 draft pick. kirk's an overpaid thin skinned bitch that will never win anything
>>158571253kek saved
>>158571256What top 10 draft pick is going to replace him on the vikings inb4 >murray and wintz were top 10 picks.
Conducting arcane rituals to focus 100% of the substation's powers on Purdy
>>158571251Same but not #1
how did it take 20 years for this guy to make the hall
>>158571272Counter rolling this to give GOATY permanent immunity to electromagnetic induced injuries
>>158571272Brock Purdy will never win a super bowl because any defensive coordinator who can reach the owl will know how to deal with him
>OKAY GUYS LISTEN>HOLD ON BROU JUST HEAR ME OUT>LOOK>HOLD ON K.W.>BASED ON WHAT WE'VE SEEN THUS FAR>JUST A SECOND GREG>I THINK THE BIGGEST ISSUE>LET ME FINISH DANNY>THE WAY I SEE IT>COACH LET ME JUST SAY-
Fuck off Bencel
>>158571285He was literally a muffed punt and one defensive stop away from winning
>>158571269that's besides the point and he refused to help penis jr out at all and warmed up on the sidelines all game with his helmet on like he's going back in kek
>>158571195I like how he just gets up at the end
The divisional system in the NFL is outdated, and dogshit
>>158571269probably when he inevitably gets hurt again and kyler goes back to being the starter
Good on Kyler Murray man. Short guy like that surviving as long in the league as he did should be applauded. Especially with the contracts he got. Fucker made generational wealth just being average.
>>158571251What makes you so good?
Mashing queefies heads between the log trap on the forest moon of Endor
Mash this bussy
>>158571317Clueless anti football pussy
>>158571275Because he did not win an owl. >but he won an nfl championship. No one cares.
>>158571357>DB rings
do the rams think they're actually back because they beat>raiders>chargers>commanderswith>cardinalsas their next opponent?faggot mongrel and balding retard aren't winning a ring
>>158571357Boomers sucked off dick buttkiss and he never even made the playoffs
>>158571364Beck is the true test for the .555 superteam
>>158571302Sure he was.
>>158571317The divisional system is fine. The problem is the NFL allowing teams not above .500 into the playoffs. I can accept winning your division gets you a playoff spot but what I can't accept is NFL South teams acting like retards all year then stumbling into the playoffs. You think the NFL would realize it would increase viewership to have playoffs be only the highest caliber teams. Anyway if you win the top of your division and your under .500 the wildcard should go to the next highest team in the conference.
>>158570881GoPackGo
>>158571405You're just upset that the panties will meme their way tocthe owl
>>158571393
>>158571422www.kevinnash.com
>>158571418Honestly it would be funny if it happened but if that happens enough that under .500 teams make deep playoff runs I guarantee the NFL steps in and changes the rules.
Kinda love the way the Raiders used this season. Didn't throw Mendoza to the wolves, and paired him with a great mentor veteran who played well enough to earn the team some picks at the deadline. Now Mendoza has a little experience and can take the wheel for the rest of the year. If he ends up being a good QB, this season could be what opens up a window to contend. Nothing crazy, just good solid genera teaml managing, which has historically not been that org's mantra. But if Mendoza busts none of it matters.
>>158571405you sound mad because your favorite team can't clinch the offs, get good. they expanded the wildcard a few years ago and the panthers can hang with most teams on any given sunday and nearly knocked out the rasms last year.
>>158571450JUST WIN BABYIF HE DOESNT GET A PLAYOFF APPEARANCE TRADE HIM TO THE CARDINALS FOR TABLE SCRAPS
>>158570559The best ability is availability
January next year, this thread will be filled with Roman time travelers here solely to harvest the unbelievable levels of salt after the Jags lose to the mutt.
>>158571464a black bitch's wet dream
>press conference on the kirko trade klint does not look happy
Mendoza is gonna get obliterated by the Rybroncos
>>158571477The Raiders should have pressed for a second-round pick lmao
Kirk Cousins, YOU are a Minnesota Viking.
>>158571336KEKYou know theyd just walk right into it too. Stupid fucking mongrels
>>158571464Why didn't Kyler come out
>>158571484I never found Erin Andrews all that hot, even when she was young. Just a solid sideline reporter.
>>158571482>nooooooooooo u don't understand! if they didn't take a late third rounder for him they woulda lost him as a free agent and got a late third rounder as compensation!
>>158571422It is objectively a false start.
>>158571477He always looks like that
"DYLAN! You son of a bitch!"
>>158571521Is he now the king of the black people?
