The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again... edition.>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious >>158551980
mfw Hosh's leg becomes noodle
Hoshoryu is the worst Yokozuna in history
>>158573031No that would be Futahaguro who was also at Tatsunami.
>>158526359> Which sanyaku members will he upset this tournament?Hoshoryu is probably really sad right now.
>>158573023>Chicken legs>Noodle legs
>>158573031So far
>no japanese cute will shout your ring name in excitement will you lift the leg of your 160+ kg bodyLIFEIS JUSTNOTFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR
skidaddle skidoodle, your knee is now a noodle
This will be your yusho race for today.
>>158573093A man denied his legs...
>>158573095I always saw big potential in Goshima but I didn't think he'd climb and improve this quickly. Still disappointed in Kazuma. And Tenshoyama.
>>158573109I was truly excited for Kazuma once he hit makuuchi. Life's a bitch.
holy AI slop
>>158573038Yeah Futahaguro was promoted under even weaker circumstances and has no yushos to Hoshoryu's two. It's pretty much impossible to be a worse yokozuna than Futahaguro but Horse will likely go down as the second worst. Never should have been promoted. Terunofuji was retiring and they were desperate for a yokozuna.
>>158573093He needs one of those Tochinoshin style do overs where he takes like a year off, drops down the banzuke and works his way back up, except he's cursed himself by becoming a Yokozuna and now they expect him to show up and perform to the rank.
>>158573166It only took Futahaguro 8 basho in Makuuchi to make Ozeki compared to Hoshoryu's 18. He was promoted to Ozeki on 35 wins compared to Hoshoryu's 33. He was roped after 4 more basho compared to Hoshoryu's 9.His rope promotion was 26 wins compared to Hoshoryu's 25.He's gone 14-1, Hoshoryu hasn't.Remember, Futahaguro wasn't dumpstered for his performance; he was dumpstered because he assaulted his Okami-san. He would've won lots of yusho if he wasn't competing against Chiyonofuji. Who the hell is Hoshoryu competing against for his yushos? Oho and Kinbozan.
Nhk ninjas will kill Natto in your lifetime and there is nothing we can do to stop that from happening
>>158573217>cursed himselfThe JSA did that to him.
>>158572984>terunofuji's disappointment after the last basho weighed so heavily on atamifuji that he's gonna win this basho to make up for itbased.also either hosh takes a full year off to recover properly, or he's ready for retirement right now. watching him just inspires pity at this point. i'm also wondering wtf happened to shishi, he looked like he was making progress a lil bit and now it looks like he's going for a 0-15 run.
Shishi looks like he is completely unmotivated to do anything in the ring. Extra retardedly sluggish. He just isn't trying to do anything.
>>158573354>>158573355https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IC76o_lhFwReminder to use this as BGM for Shishi bouts.
I'm thinking Fujiryoga basho
Remember that Hoshoryu CHOSE to take part in this basho himself. His Oyakata told him to return only once he was fully healed, so that he could win the tournament—especially since the JSA already has him on thin ice.And yet, Hoshoryu chose to compete in this November basho with a bum wooden maimed leg.Equestriabros... it’s over...
>>158573457>Heh I've done 30 bouts with Hiradoumi today, that means I'm basho fit
>>158573457He's gonna end up with an even worse leg nowWhat was this nigga thinking
For me, it's Daiesho always keeping his hand in a split "dragon's claw" position, even when doing his match winning hand chops.
What do you think of Arashifuji? I don't know him but I liked him today
>>158573017Succubus...
>>158573676The male version is called an incubus.
>>158573093why didnt his knee heal on the dohyo
>>158573693Because his heart is wavering and clouded with rage and insecurity, making him a conduit of evil spirits.
>68% of yusho winners were 4-0 after four days>Atamin is alone at 4-0ids habbiding :-DDD
>>158573806Just like Zak won last basho :DD
>>158573825Last time Zak was 4-0 and didn't yusho he followed it up with a 14-1Y.
>>158573354>pitydisgustand not only at horseshit, but also at the jsa for putting that sack of fetid garbage in front of us and calling it yokozuna
So is Hosh intai when he drops out? What do you recon?
>>158573888Nothing will happen, he'll just promise to do better next time. Hakkaku doesn't have the balls to actually touch him.
>>158573693zero hinkaku
In other news, seems like Onosato is getting more and more conformable with drawn out bouts, and belt work.
