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>>158577818
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Imagine coming to /hoc/ and discussing history meanwhile most of yall are highschool drop outs
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keep smearing my glasses >:(
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>scoreless draw in London
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/playoffsbound/
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In New Jersey, marinara sauce is called gravy.
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the nhl toughest goon colette caufield
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It's gonna be coming home soon
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>>158577859
photoshopped
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>>158577844
new twist on an old classic
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>>158577848
great post
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>>158577846
You gotta be able to beat the Winnipeg jets first
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>>158577848
>>158577872
t. samequeer
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Oh wow it's already 1 am. I've lost control of my life
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>>158577870
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Connor Hellebuyck and the Hughes brothers - Quinn, Jack, and Luke - all showed up in Toronto to celebrate Keith Tkachuk’s 2026 Hockey Hall of Fame induction. Love seeing the next generation of American hockey stars showing love to one of the guys who built the blueprint!
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>>158577893
Embrace chaos, brother
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if gary had wheels he'd be a _ike
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Devils best team
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>>158577893
Not until 3am.
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>>158577894
jen
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>>158577867
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>>158577901
For me to poop on
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>>158577893
Still 2 hours to fix yourself
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weekes confirmed to be a liar
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no kitties..
at least i have my checkers tonight
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>>158577912
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>>158577917
hehehehehehehe nice one
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>>158577934
pits so deep you could eat cereal out of them
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Did everyone remember to tie their Domis?
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>>158577929
I'm watching your Checkers right now, lad
>scoreless draw
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why doesn't the tampa gm want to sign kucherov
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Would kneelander bring a #1LD? No? Didn't think so.
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I hope we get to see Sabourin fight somebody 2 feet taller than him again
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Rangers and NHL on Prime?!?!?! hell yeah dude
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lindy ruff between periods and during commercial breaks:
>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
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>rags
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We hate the Jets here on /hoc/
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>prime
Shouldn't it be NHL on Body Armor?
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Jorking my dinky and balls
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>>158578035
ok but remember not to climax
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the devils have 1.5 minutes of pp for every minute of pk

what's going on there
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>>158578054
They don't seed.
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My penguins ):
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>>158578062
aew tier gimmick
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>>158577991
islanders moment
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>>158578079
Retard
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>>158578062
Don't worry, they've got the Shorks tonight. Retards v Retards is always fun.
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>>158578079
Yah, its awesome
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flames mentioned
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>>158578079
not sports related
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>Gary, We need to activate the puck magnets NOW
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>>158577833
/hoc/ is a well educated genny full of honors students
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>>158578131
I graduated summa cum laude
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It’s been like 500 years since my starsies have played. So depressing.
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It would be good for my team if the rags lost
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>>158578146
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>>158578146
Congrats! I was simply cum laude
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>>158577833
earth science building, icics building, and orchard commons building have s tier washrooms if you are out at the woke university
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>>158577893
Don’t worry
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>>158578146
>>158578175
i was neither but i did cum loudly at the time
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>>158578131
I skipped a year of college and now I work at Domino's
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>>158578190
Embrace Christ >:(
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>>158578201
Imagine finishing your degree and then working at Domino's
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Adam fox will be booed. He’s a scrub that didn’t even win gold medal
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>your time is up
>my time is now
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cam onnn garry let em fackin scarrrr
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>>158578227
>>my time is now
https://youtu.be/svjMiqVeiG8
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>mfw GOOD GAMES for once
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Gambling commercials have given me a crippling gambling addiction now I bet on every game I watch.
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>>158578215
I didn't finish my degree actually so the joke's on you
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>>158578236
John Cena is a bad bad man.
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>>158578244
This pleases Gary
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>>158578244
I bet they'll be shit. I'm a quadrillionaire now bookies hate me
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>>158578244
Have we reached the point where we can bet on what commercials we'll see yet?
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im at the hockey game
im at the grocery store
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mario plays toknight sonic plays tomorrow
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>>158578233
He’s saving the best goals for tomorrows game in Finland
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>>158578270
You're at the combination hockey game and grocery store
>lucky motherfucker
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theres just no way tocchet is finishing off this western road trip with a win and coming back home over .500
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>Buffalel
Kek
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>>158578277
breaking news: huge goal explosion in binlan courtesy of gary bruce bettman
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why are they still giving dustin wolf sheltered minutes?
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>>158578276
gay
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>>158578276
Why would Sonic be the NY fan? Mario is the one from Brooklyn.
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*sigh*
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i like their hats
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I’m crying that performance in Calgary was beautiful
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>Buff2lo
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BOOOOOOOOOO
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>buffalel
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>gaybears
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I always get a chuckle out of the C Calgary does during oh say can you see.
I enjoy that they do the red as well, but I'm a craps fan, and we do that same one, so that's just normal to me.
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>>158578276
Sonic has been having a rough stretch...
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>>158578339
Little known fact but flames invented having mascots and chanting during the anthems.
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>finnish goaltending
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BUSINESS IDEA:
>Put Gary in the movies
He ought to be in pictures... he's wonderful to see
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Adam fox sucks he didn’t even make team usa
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Waiting for that oilers game like
zzzzzz….zzzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzz
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>>158578343
flames also invented fire
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>>158578343
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about chanting to dispute it.
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>>158578354
Means nothing, Bedard didn’t make the Canada team. I guess they didn’t need goal scorers. *looks to camera and grins*
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why do the flames fans boo fox?
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Business idea: Instead of ads, its just a random number generator that generates a number every 20 seconds that you can guess (bet) on
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>>158578354
just like my cold coffee
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>>158578354
Okay buddy you're posting some real antisemitic stuff here
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>>158578368
We needed Bouchard
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middleton nearly khs
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>>158578373
Wondering the same. Seems like a cool dude.
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>>158578375
Just like my Robertson
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>>158578354
relax, hitler
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>>158578373
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>>158578374
Sort of like the bar trivia channel shit, but with gambling?
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quel arrêt!
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>>158578276
I fixed it
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FUCKING SAVE
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Korpasalo is elite
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>>158578417
>wearing the jersey backwards
what a retard
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stay onside, dummy
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>>158578422
no that's you
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>>158578424
it so when he's leaving you can see who did it to ya
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>>158578417
isles are forever sonic i'm afraid
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>>158578424
Stop tiger attacks
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>>158578437
Dreamcast was baded
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>>158578417
>>158578424
I fixed it again
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>>158578417
Much better. Now Sonic is a NYer, and Sonic has Casino Night Zone.
>>158578424
It is in character for an Islanders fans.
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>>158578444
duclair is black though
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>>158578444
checked
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happy bud1669
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>scoreless at the Saddledome
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>>158578463
Happy Bud 619
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nintendo has never made good games and were carried by third party devs, deal with it
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>>158578473
For me it’s the original xbox
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>>158578444
Trips confirm islanders aren't sonic anymore!!!
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>>158578424
Super Mario posts here
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>>158578473
rare never made a good game past the n64 generation
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>>158578482
GoldenEye was the shiznit
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news: kelly is no longer a jobless bum
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>>158578482
Viva piñata, grabbed by ghoulies sea of thieves the list goes on
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what the fuck is jt miller crying about now
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I only read books, like those scrappy Irish lads, the Hughes brothers.
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>>158578488
Im like the peaky blinders guys
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>>158578491
Sallow and untrustworthy?
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irish are the original jews, rome or the british couldnt even conquer them
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>>158578488
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>>158578486
all shit
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>>158578487
that the B.S. per 60 is off the charts right now
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>>158578499
Jews are the new Irish
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>>158578497
oi bruv fancy a bit of puck, innit?
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>>158578379
Both
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>>158578512
Irish, Jewish, Jirish, uh oh
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>>158578499
the british ruled ireland for over 100 years
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>>158578524
sure thing bud
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>>158578515
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>>158578530
would be a shame if that potato of your was blighted
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whoever came up with the espn commercial noises should be executed
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>>158578524
English and British rule over Ireland actually lasted for over 700 years, rather than just 100 years, beginning with the Anglo-Norman invasion in 1169 under King Henry II
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>buffalel
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Blackhawks used to rule the league
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>>158578565
*/whooooosh/es at you*
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>>158578566
hard to call it continuous rule when henry 8 had to conquer it again
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>>158578574
*Keanu Matrix dodges your wooosh*
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Woah
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>>158578583
he's beginning to believe
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>scoreless draw
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Who the fuck agreed to having games on fucking Amazon prime? Hate this shit. Can't channel surf. Fuck you greedy ass merchant gary
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*bangs on the glass*
*stomps feet and claps hands*
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>>158578606
thoughts on not being a real veteran?
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Heated rivalry needs to make fun of Buffalo again
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>>158578612
rogers
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*burps*
*rubs belly*
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>>158578571
When I was in high school
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>big cock /hoc/
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>Buff4lo
Back to the dumpster losers
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>>158578670
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Its a goal-a-thon in Buffalo
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>>158578571
Back when they were sexually assaulting their players.
That worked really well for them. Maybe they need to start doing it again.
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Emily :)
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>>158578571
Cups would rise when they gave the word
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>>158578622
Fuck I hate that company. I wish a schizo terrorist would shoot telecommunication company ceos dead in the streets. We need a luigi
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>>158578690
Wrong kind of cup
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>>158578694
so you want all the games to be on amazon instead?
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MURDERPUCK
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>>158578694
Are you medicated?
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all the stars are here!
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Adnan Kirk is wearing a terrible suit with white sneakers (its November). Fuck I hate everything about this. The cute black girl and the short francophone girl are the only redeeming aspect of this awful broadcast
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Great now Cernak hurt. Fucking Sabres.
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>>158578711
Couldn't they give them a smaller desk?
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>>158578694
the only problem i have is allowing internet infrastructure to be privately owned
that shit is all public use
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>>158578719
i like how you can tell how deeply uncomfortable messier is sitting that close to subban
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I still don't understand how Roy Rogers got so popular in Canada, but here we are.
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Uh oh Tampa! The comeback starts now!
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>>158578756
Wow all it took was injuring two players. Great job Buffalo!
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*sells you a jersey*
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>>158578764
If they didn't hit below the belt, they would have been Buffahi
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the flames have slightly longer odds to win now with the game tied 0-0 after 20 minutes than before the game started
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>>158578775
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Sex with miley Cyrus
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>>158578774
why gary you look so smooth today
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>>158578797
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>>158578794
she was murdered in pedowood in the sizzling summer of 2004 the current miley is a body double
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>>158578803
thoughts on your stealing of valour?
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Rangers need more micks, like those irish lads, the Hughes brothers
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What part of the comeback didn't you believe in?
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NIFTY PLAY
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Ducks versus Predators in an hour.
Someone will lose their 5 win streak tonight
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that was such a fluke goal
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>>158578836
Most of it, admittedly
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My nucks
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>>158578859
SAAAR!
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>>158578889
?
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>>158578819
Sex with miley Cyrus trashy body double
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>>158578828
I have something to tell you Sanjiv.
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My favorite part of the miley Cyrus peleton commercial is the random black guy that's in it for 3 seconds
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Imagine living in New York and cheering for the islanders. I mean the rangers are right there.
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>>158578910
Well I've got something to say!
I made a shitpost today!
Doesn't matter what it said, as long as you're mad!
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>>158578913
>commercial
We watch ads-free Prime here
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>>158578910
This
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Is max domi even alive?
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>>158578923
gary won't like this post
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>>158578922
I pay for ad free but I still have ads?
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>>158578943
Have you tried turning it off and on and buying a jersey?
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I miss when the league had likeable players
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>>158578943
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
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>>158578951
Jonathan huberdeau
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>paying "the Man" to not waste your time with ads and still watching ads as a result
My sides... what have you done to my sides?
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>>158578955
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Do y’all folx agree with google when they say “the game” by Ken Dryden is widely considered the greatest hockey book of all time?
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taking my 3rd Tavares of the day bros
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>>158578943
silence, goy
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>>158578918
Long Island isn't New York. From the uber-wealthy enclaves at the very easternmost tip of the island to NYC is like a 2-3 hour drive. Even from Palmeri's hometown right on the geographic center of the island it's still like an hour's drive to Manhattan if you're lucky.
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>>158578936
died of peanut brain syndrome unfortunately, rip
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Are you guys pulling my leg? I dont get ads when I watch movies but Im getting ads watching sports. This isn't normal?
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>>158578951
Adam Fox
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>>158578970
Im Jewish!
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I went to the Indigo Chapters bookstore and there was a huge table display of all those gay hockey books. I recommend to check it out
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>>158578984
Enjoy
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>>158578987
its tough to feel a connection to a generation that is nearly gone
i dont see don begging for a poppy for the souls that died in ww1
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>>158578951
Jt Miller
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>>158578972
>it's still like an hour's drive to Manhattan
Is this one of those things that is because of really shitty traffic so you barely make any time at all, or like a legit hour's drive?
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>lames
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Chambers bros tonight is our night
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>>158579001
Jesus christ I hate zoomers. Its a world war one era poem you absolute philistine
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>>158578972
It's not even an island.
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OMG NO

BUFFALO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>158579018
boomers are so easily baited
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>>158579028
Don't call it a comeback. They were just downroading the bolts
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4-0 is no longer safe.
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>>158578908
based
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Womp womp, there goes the momentum.
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>>158579030
>im just pretending to be retarded haha
K
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I’ve given up on making playoffs
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>>158579057
and you lapped it up
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>sabs
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>Then the future Rag or Soiler scores
This game.
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>>158579061
/notplayoffsbound/
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>flame2
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Aight im gonna watch the end of the raptors game sorry Gary rogers Amazon go flames but it looks like Cooley hit midnight and its pumpkin time
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>lames
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>>158579088
>>158579084
Flames can comeback I belief
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>>158579042
Is this the new most dangerous lead ???
>double dangerous lead?
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>>158578859
I can't tell if this is a joke or not. That might legit be Vancouver
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>>158579116
Roadsign adds up
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>lames
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>>158579128
lol it looks like China though
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>>158579138
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>>158578859
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hockey is really boring now I just dont get it, i just cant watch it anymore
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Man, this...Nikita Kucherov has really saved the game for Tampa Bay. Surely he is a must-keep player
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>>158579152
talent pool is wafer thin and the response from players has been to form super teams
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>>158579152
bro the puck isn't that hard to see, Unc
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Might repaint the bedroom...using benjamin moore paint....must paint....paint.....
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>most dangerous draw in Cedar Park
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>>158579152
Good. Cause it's not your sport anymore.
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>>158579154
Have to fire JBB if Kuch leaves
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>>158579152
>Tampa has all but shut down Buffalo
>rags >lames
>soilers v philly is unfair to the point of being silly
>vegas v Utah might be ok if both teams manage to not shit themselves
>shorks pongs is going to be tarded
Just an odd night.
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What does Finnish goalies even do?
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>>158579152
too many shit teams and games. reduce the league to 24 teams. also zoomers suck at sports
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Refs stealing this game for the Celtics
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>>158579198
Whatever the finna do
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>>158579198
choke in game 6s
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>>158579199
>Let's break the League in two...

I like where you're headed, lad
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hello yes may I speak to the manager of /hoc/?
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>>158579225
Yes, how may I assist you, sir? Did someone break something?
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>>158579225
Gary speaking
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>>158579225
Hello, new number, who dis?
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>>158579230
>>158579232
>>158579237
yes I was wondering if we could get some trades soon
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>>158579199
I think it's this
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>>158579250
I'll have to consult the high counsel.
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huberdeau sighting
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Hatty for Kuch lfggg
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>>158579250
I see; please hold, and I'll see what I can do about that
*sitar waiting music*
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>>158578859
It's actually real
https://x.com/sitkamedia/status/2120602771430969390
WOW
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>>158579225
reddit post with reddit replies
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>natural hat-trick under 10 minutes
whew, scary dude
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>>158579278
You thought it was just memes that Canadians were all Asian?
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>Buffal8
Ahahahahhahahahaha
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habs/pooins tomorrow
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Went to the Bakersfield Condors game last night $30 charity fundraising tickets. Pretty shit game the Condors pass way too much even on 1v1 breakaways IDK if the coaches are giving the shots to a top prospect or something
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>>158579309
but did you have fun?
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>>158579292
I knew there were some there. But I didn't realize they are like 99% of the population. lol thats crazy
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remember when buffalo was decent? they were really lucky to play boston in the playoffs
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last year was a fluke
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>>158579309
based flip phone poster
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>fell for it again award
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>>158579328
/hoc/ still uses 2010 blackberries
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>>158579152
Yeah I can't even watch an entire game. I don't even know why I'm here anymore
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flames extinguished
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TUSKS UP
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>>158579361
PROOOOOOOOOOH :D
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>>158579309
Got to walk onto the ice for a group photo since they sold more than 50 tickets or so
>>158579313
It was neat getting to go into the belly of the arena for ice level stuff
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4 nations mentioned
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there is no point in cheering for the rags without shesterkin, everything they are doing is fraudulent
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>>158579328
lol might have take the pic before it loaded all the way on photos
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Edmonton are sleep walking t
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>>158579381
i kneel
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>>158579381
NEAT !!!
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>>158579381
woah....there should be some kind of hockey matchup between them
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>>158579403
gary said he would but since he can't think of a name for the tournament it's going to be on indefinite hiatus
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>>158579381
/hoc/ is an international frens genny
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>refs call penalty
>amazon shows multiple replays of a blatant trip
>the penalty is for cross checking
nhl reffing is shit
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4 nations was more entertaining than Olympics no Mickey Mouse 3 V 3 hockey
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>>158579403
A four-way, you mean?? hmm...
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>>158579282
Tampa was a huge powerhouse from 2019-2022
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>>158579422
A fatal four way
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>>158579416
an unpopular opinion around the meme hockey enthusiasts
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>>158579433
if you lose... you die
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>>158579439
ooh, just like the Aztecs
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>>158579439
There are probably some legal issues there, but I'm sure Gary knows best.
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for me its the Chevy Good Deeds Cup
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>>158579345
you'd think they would have learned that lyon is superior to ukko-pekka
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>michkov at 5 minutes toi
weird how tocc would burn through half his ice time in 1 period like that
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pekka pls
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PROOOOOOOOOOH D:
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>>158579451
gary is da law
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>>158579459
the winner is the team with the least penalties and felonies committed outside of the tournament
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>>158579464
Briere and Tochett trying to save his job
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prooohh :(
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The yellow C looks ugly
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wow Klapka is pretty tall
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>>158579490
>the Beaver Tail C
not a fan
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yeah having pretzels
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>>158579490
It’s to honour the history of the saddledome it’s the roof bro know your hockey
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i miss don cherry crying his eyes out whenever he gave a tribute to dead troops
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>>158579464
they should play him for 30 mins a game then blame him for losing
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i hope gary wasn't in that building that fell down in new york today
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I'm actually surprised Philly/Edmonton is tied at 0. Is this going to be one of those games where some retards at the bottom of the pack somehow get a win over one of the top boys?
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>>158579500
oooooooooooh now I get it...
I still don't like them, but I get it
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Flames scored now we have a game *tunes in*
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>>158579496
>The Kraut line were a trio of National Hockey League (NHL) players with the Boston Bruins, who played on the same forward line: center Milt Schmidt, left wing Woody Dumart, and right wing Bobby Bauer.

And then I remember when Don Cherry told the story, the entire line enlisted in the Canadian army in WW2, and in their last game at the Boston Garden, the crowd sang the canadian national anthem at the end of the game to send them off.
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>>158579499
In the 8th grade I had to do a report on Heinrich Himmler during Holocaust week and let’s just say Misses Cobra was not pleased on what I had to say.
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>>158579527
he's already in finland, relaxing in the sauna
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>>158579536
and those 3 kraut's names? hitler, himmler, and goebbels...
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>>158579536
Did any nhl players enlist in the army in modern times like pat tillman?
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>>158579527
Big collapse?
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>>158579549
kek
>>158579551
no, but a ton of nhler's enlisted in WW2
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>>158579541
imagine being a pair of nubile finns enjoying the sauna and then gary's gross saggy old man body walks in and sits down beside you
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>>158579527
Gary doesn’t leave Manhattan
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Can the Flames get mitchkov? Is he a centre?
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>>158579571
Frost and farabee for mitchkov
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SAY IT AIN'T SO
I WILL NOT GO
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>>158579571
he's a winger, he's also lazt
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>>158579237
My drug dealer hit me with this 15 years ago, I called the cops and he was arrested. Eat shit Adam.
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Murahov in net tonight
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>>158579595
fuck you bill
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>>158579563
>Hello, fine gentleman. Why, I noticed none of you are wearing shirts. Awfully risky, if some ladies were to walk in. Well, you sirs are in luck. I happened to be a genuine bonified hockey jersey salesman. Yes sir, just like what the hockey stars wear.
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>>158579536
They didn’t fly any combat missions. Pretty lame desu senpai.
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>>158579416
Yes
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and to think you are posting with anons who missed the white mans pj stock era of hnic
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>>158579595
pussy
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>>158579595
we don’t snitch here
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>>158579621
>t. adam who just got out of the clink after doing 15 years so drug trafficking
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business idea: more fun intermission shows like Def Jam Comedy breaks where comedians roast whiteys in the crowd
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>>158579567
he vacations in cayman islands
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>>158579608
it was a big war, at the end of it, canada had the 4th largest airforce on the entire planet behind only the USA, USSR, and England. imagine that.
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I was distracted, I missed a PROOOOOOHHH :D at one point.
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>Sabres got absolutely destroyed tonight.

Great. I was hoping the Hawks could catch them on the second night of a back to back and they would take it easy but they’re gonna come out on fire. I’m so sick of watching pathetic hockey
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>>158579595
good luck finding weed now
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>>158579647
the pilots are manlets though kwab
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>>158579647
pepsi used to have the worlds 6th largest navy in 1989
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>>158579653
karma for the rapes
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[Breaking News] There'll be snow on Friday
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>>158579657
nta but i can throw a rock from where i am currently sitting and hit 2 dispensaries
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>>158579647
Okay but going buck wild over three guys who did the equivalent of a 3 year USO tour is gay
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>>158579657
He was my coke guy, that's why I was so mad.
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>>158579671
It was consensual. Whole thing was overblown
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>>158579652
we're so back
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No joke, flames have a ton of east euros on the team. Michkov could work here
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I hope Preds and Ducks tie :(
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>>158579685
society has declined so quickly :(
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>waging again tomorrow
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My feed is ahead flames just tied it
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>>158579704
there are no ties in hockey
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not a hockey watcher or a sports fan in general but I just saw the hit on Childs in that Senators game the other day, nd i have a genuine question so please dont say its dumb, but how is there not out-of-game violence over something like this? like if my friend or brother got pernanently paralyzed or something over a purposefully damaging hit, i'd go stab the dude who did it, does stuff like that just not happen in sports?
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>andi petrilano using her TV time to talk about how she played point guard on her championship winning high-school basketball team
I love that lil francophone so much
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>reaves couldn't spell instigator and biz couldn't spell embellishment
hockey players are truly hockey players
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>>158579723
I hope the game gets gets cancelled due to earthquake
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Rangers have shit third periods.
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>>158579686
it was a different time
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>>158579738
not everyone can be a harvard wizkid like killorn or kerfoot
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>>158579726
steve moore fucked around and found out
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>>158579670
shame they got slaughtered by the coca cola coalition
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>>158579726
Back in the day there would have been a fight but they pussified the league. The hit being clean gives the players an excuse not to fight (they should have fought). If you do that in beer league there's a good chance you might have a fight in the parking lot after
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The Oilers break the tie
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South Park talking about heated rivalry
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So rangers get a lead and just play gay the rest of the game and be boring as fuck…
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>>158579726
No. That was the most egregious hit I’ve seen since Sean Higgins.
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>parekh on the ice in the last minute
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>>158579736
I had no idea she was working for Amazon, A pleasant surprise.
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>>158579720
Stay strong bro! The weekend awaits
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Womp womp
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Literally a penalty rigged
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>>158579726
Anyone got a video of this?
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>>158579763
so they consider it ok to give players concussions purposefully now, but refuse to let players throw hands? you're right, that does sound pussified as fuck
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Refs are biased against Murphy
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Rangers baleey beat the flames lol they aren’t being anyone in playoffs if they make ir
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murphy you fool!
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leave it to the flames to make mika zibanajid and jt miller look like a million bucks
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My Ducks
You're cucks
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TOO
MUCH
MAMMOTH
proooh :(
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Hockey is declining
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>>158579840
Just like my islanders
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>>158579726
No, having a freakout over a legal hit is pussified. Stabbing a guy because he played the game hard? Super bitch behaviour. I hope your boyfriend give you the beating your father should have, but it sounds like he failed you. Players know the game and they agree to it. A hard hit is a part of the game. Dont like it, dont play.
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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>>158579805
its not even that there was no fighting its that it drew literally no reaction other than some pussy ass faggot waving for the team trainers. you ever saw a hit like that not even back in dead puck era but even 10 years ago when guys like aaron downey or jesse boulerice or derek doresett were still in the league there would have been a reaction. the nhl is literally nothing but faggot ass figure skaters nowadays.
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>lames
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>>158579803
No, but I saw this while doing a search.
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Flames and islanders mentioned
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QUACK QUACK GEAUTIER ATTACK
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>>158579848
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Celebrini > Crosby
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>watching hockey clips in break room
>every black and Mexican leaves

Why are they racist
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QUACK
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My penguins (:
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flames should trade cooley for michkov cause there's no way they'll be able to afford cooley's eventual massive raise
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I like how everyone forgot / probably didn’t know in the first place that nick cousins always tops the list for “most hated player in the league” in the players survey
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QUACK QUACK
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>>158579869
they fear the masculinity of hockey
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>>158579869
It’s like 7/11s playing Beethoven. Seeing hockey makes them disoriented and uneasy.
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Qu-ACK
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my shorks :(
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>>158579900
>>158579874
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>>158579882
I was surprised to see it wasn't Wilson who made the hit.
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>>158579869
You need to have inherited the Faustian spirit to enjoy hockey
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>>158579896
Bro they didnt even see it just heard it. All of a sudden the miarachi and rap ahit stopped and they all walked out
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>NHL to explore replay assist technology for officials
Habsbros are we back?
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>>158579929
instead of doing that they should explore hiring refs with brains
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>>158579929
Needs to that slashing call was bs
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>>158579944
But Gary lobotomizes them all to keep the betting scheme going
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>>158579929
Who will be our Vargentina?
>Varonto
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Hymen again
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bald glasses
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>>158579947
He's a dirty little RAT and he should get his Byng trophy rescinded he's a menace
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>>158579964
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Rewinding a vampiric sleep schedule after graveyard shifts is actually fucken brutal /hoc/bros. I've been winding back a 7pm wakeup by 1hr per day. First few days weren't so bad, but my body is fighting me hard now after getting to 3pm.

Don't accept overnight shifts if you're a natural insomniac. It'll fuck your shit up when it's time to go back to normal
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>>158579981
lil goober
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>>158579987
just embrace being a vampire
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Starting to think the oilers are frauds....again
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>>158579726
They do get hit with fines and suspensions and the like depending on how grievous the hit was. However, especially with a clean hit, there is very much a "they entered the arena, they knew what they were signing up for" mentality. Plus, bad blood makes for far more intense games in the future.
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foerster is my foe!
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>>158579987
Nights to days is brutal. Just make sure to get some sleep at sometime because the body really needs it.
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If you get drafted by a team, you should be obligated to play for them for at least until the rookie contract runs out
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Who's more wasted? Roman Josi or Clayton Keller?
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>>158580005
By the time the postseason rolls around McDavid and maybe Drai too will be gassed and possibly injured. That gives them a second round ceiling at best. Only chance Edmonton has to go on a run is if they are locked in their seed with a few weeks left in the season and can cruise into the playoff with their big guns only playing about 15 minutes a night, as opposed to last year when they had to ride them into the ground just to make sure they got in.
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>>158580028
depends on who was drinking what! ha ha ha!
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>>158580044
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>>158580018
What if you sign an extension and decide you don’t want to play anymore
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Looking forward to seeing some more good posts in the next thread
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>>158580005
the oilers haven't had real depth since like 2006
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>>158580052
I don't think I got any left in me, boss.
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>>158580005
They’re not frauds this shit happens around the NHL, any time a really good team plays a bad team the good team does just enough to win
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>>158580051
That's okay.
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new
>>158563638
>>158563638
>>158563638
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>>158580063
don’t click it everyone, this is a troll.
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prooh :(
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snitches get stitches
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>>158580052
Tomorrows game is going to be fun
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>>158580090
>>158580090
>>158580090
New
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>>158580018
No. Lindros right thing. No one wants to play in a place like Quebec



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