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Niggas really be bawling their eyes out for a guy who just made £8m to not do a job he's terrible at
Dykael Carsick in the bin
Dedication. Class. Humility. Decorum. Civility. Passion. Statesmanslike. Respect
>>158582447>CarsickKek
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN MANTRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOONYYY
Racist xenophobic Little Englander 'Sir' Brexit Jim RATcliffe about to hire a manager from uh, Argentina
>Michael rejoined the club in January and guided the team to a third-placed Premier League finish by winning 12 out of the remaining 17 games of the 2025/26 season, accumulating the highest points tally in the league during that period.we finna win da league next season o algo wallahi sir michael carrick at wheel n tingz
>>158582464Is there any of him predicting how united would do this season?
>>158582474look at the bottom one
United finna finish 8th this season and they'll be celebrating that as a successUnserious club
He needed more time to get his ideas across and get his players in. Shameful way to treat a club legend although not at all surprising.
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>>1585825078th would genuinely be a success with the mercenaries they have in the playing squad.
just did a seskshit on the mikey carri
Knew Dave was a gay little Redditor
>>158582534>>158582527>>158582467>>158582447>>158582444Hey bud, its not even 12 yet and you're spazzing out, long day ahead of you on 4chan
Man Poonited
>>158582537Why would you back anyone 'just for the sake' of it
>Personally I am disappointed that they have got rid of him. The results and performances have been really bad. But that is a huge contrast since last season, he did ever so well last year.>This was his first bump in the road and first moment where things have not gone to plan. How did they not let him ride it out?>I think he could have been given more time to rectify things.
GB got sacked
>>158582597Not sure you can sack a figment of your own imagination.
>>158582569that was Rio Ferdinand who said that btw appearantly Rio has see enough from carrick to believe he can turn it around
Pochettino will be okay I reckon, there'll still be /mug/s but there's no way they're getting rellied
>Then they replaced him with POCH
Why would any club hire the man that bottled the Premier League title to Leicester City?
>>158582688To replace a guy who couldn't get Middlesbrough out of the Championship
>>158582650Getting 30 more points out of 28 games left is crazy work for that mentally shot squad.
could unironically see us winning the league next season with poch at the wheel
Just realised Darren Fletcher's gonna win at Anfield and all the pundits will say he should've got the job
>>158582753That would usually be the case. But they're appointing poch. They'll probably announce him next wednesday after the USAs 2nd game, unless they delay to after the liverpool game
>Crystal Palace have confirmed that Pierre Sage has left his role as manager https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/2120858448338289031
>>158582827Everyone's going
>>158582827Thank you Palace for waiting until Carrick was sacked so I could win my bet
Never forget it was Sir Alex who opened the gates for these Jews to rape the club.
Will we get floods of articles about how Sage needed more time or transfers or coaches or is that just for United managers
>>158582845Yep. All because of his horse as well
>>1585828482 hour Sage special on the Overlap incomingGary Neville: "This is Crystal. Palace. We're talking about. An institution in this countreh"Carragher: "The sacking is a fookin' disgrace la"Keane "Moi message to Palace plehyers, do ya job!!! It's yer job, do yer jooooob"Wright: "I dunno bruv, man tink dis sacking a bombaclaat ya feel me"Jill Scott "Neeeeeeigh"
>>158582827Steve Parish refusing to accept responsibility again for selling all their good players and replacing them with fuck all.>Thomas Frank, the former Brentford and Tottenham boss, is in advanced talks over taking over at Crystal Palacelol
>>158582861To be fair though he's hardly going to sack himself is he
Pep being targeted to replace Poch at USA
>>158582867Could sack the director of football.
>>158582869He could've been the England manager but we had to keep an autistic German for reasons
>>158582875The FA would have shit themselves over the Man City investigation.
Big fan of United going for a manager whose chant has the same tune, now there's succession planning
Another manager sacked for Bruno
>>158582869Why does my country waste so much money on everything?
>>158582922ooga booga booga
>>158582616>Rio supports his mates/business partners/media employerswow
Somebody once told meMantroonys gonna run when it comes He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
United players will be gutted. they've gone from 2 days a week off and zero fitness training to Poch getting them running their balls off 4 days a week.
>>158582934Simply cannot fathom how Carrick watched Liverpool last year and decided Slots training regimen was the template to follow
Slot won a titleCarrick didn't
>>158582938agreed, ive got no sympathy for Carrick being sacked he's far too soft on the players to keep them happy.
>>158582922You won't be complaining when Infantino passes a law allowing Pep to buy whoever he wants for the US national team
>>158582951>USA buys Haaland>every single American soccer fan suddenly claims to have Norwegian heritage
>poches
>>158582858Kek'd
Liversissy
I enjoy talksport with jason cundy and jamie o'hara.
>>158582433>10+that's a weird way to write 7
>Mauricio Pochettino sees Man United as "the job of a lifetime", hence why he said yes almost immediately.Lawl
>>158583024were so back customerbros
Maybe i don't fully grasp the brilliance of mr.mauricio but i sense he's been falling upwards ever since he left tottensham. He had a golden generation that achieved nothing(besides the prestigous Audi cup) and been living off that ucl final for a long time now.
Daves club KWABOTY
>>158583053I'd call it falling sideways
KEK, good one Dave
>So incredibly disappointed that it's come to this. A part of me wants things to go south even further, so that the ownership/management will look increasingly ridiculous when the documentary comes out.
>>158583060How?He managed shelsea, usmnt and now man utd. Maybe you can have an argument that usmnt isn't a "big job" but chelshit and yanited are surely bigger than spoors. Even getting usmnt in the last wc was big since the us was hosting the tourny and had lost of expextations.
jesus christ
>>158583085All were in various states of disarray Let's not pretend the United job is coveted
They're not taking it well
>>158583086We're thinking the same mate (of you, believing it)
>>158583086>Not Affiliated to Anyone || Football Fiction & Satire || Don't believe a Single Word ||
1 day in and its already looking rough for poch
>>158583106no more American portions
>>158583106Peak male performance
>>158582858
>>158583097I thought Poch resembled a young coach Taylor from Friday night lights (as well as wolf of Wall Street)
Why are they letting Poshittyno take those last 2 USA games? There's a game basically every 3 days for the next few months
>>158583075KEK
>>158583142uncanny
>>158583153he gained superpowers U kno
>Pochettino at yanitedHoly fucking kino this plane crash will be cinema.I can actually see him finally relegating them
>>158583094Well yes ofcourse the club should be in a state of disarray hence why they're hiring a new manager. But am saying the size and expectations associated with these clubs(chelsea, man utd and even psg i forgot to mention) is much bigger compared to tottenham.
>>158583159They will finish 11th and it will be very boring
>>158583150so they have an excuse when he gets battered by Liverpool
>>158583156I thought clear eyes and full hearts was already his superpower
JUST IN: Amazon producers in charge of Manchester United’s documentary “CANNOT BELIEVE THEIR LUCK” at what has unfolded, per sources.“There’s only been ONE WINNER at United this season and it’s Amazon”, per club insider.
>>158583150Jim will save a few pound
>>158583166>But am saying the size and expectations associated with these clubs(chelsea, man utd and even psg i forgot to mention) is much bigger compared to tottenham.Is it really? Club legend Bruno Penandes is best known as a Europa League icon, sounds like Spurs level
>>158582977I'm literally 2% Norwegian
>>158583194>>But am saying the size and expectations associated with these clubs(chelsea, man utd and even psg i forgot to mention) is much bigger compared to tottenham.>>Is it really? Club legend Bruno Penandes is best known as a Europa League icon, sounds like Spurs level>Europa League icon no lmfao couldn't even win that
>>158583187Bezos is the Pep of Oligarchs
>>158583227Bald fraud?
Bezos buys a stake in Liverpool and has the Tran U clownshow making money for him kek
>>158583235>Bald >Fraud>Always wins>Divorced Wife coped by buying hot Latin Americans >Probably pretty close to Andy Burnham They're basically the same person
>>158583187>>Man United being a car crash is funding amazon>Amazon is soon to own Liverpool>Man United being a car crash is funding LiverpoolLiverchads, we simply cannot stop winning
