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vious >>158581903
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merat was arrested afterwards and js still in jail
they told him he had a face like a scalded rat and couldn’t be let back out
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>>158586058
Understandable
Did khabib fled the coutry or they finna lock him up too
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Gentlemen
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>>158586101
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>>158586058
they told merab to turn on his monitor. evil fucking country
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nuke dagestan
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fugg I just remembered that the press conference is happening in over an hour
>2am my time
Is it even worth staying up for?
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prayers going up for tommy methhead
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TRVKE NVKE
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I am an conor macgregor superfan, am I a real fight fan?
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This week… WE GANE!
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>>158586143
Nah dude
Go to sleep, its never worth it
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I'm starting to think that maybe Conor McGregor didn't rape that woman
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Mcgregor fast? Mcgregor sleep!
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>>158586143
dana will be raped by ngannou live
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Conor won the war+story
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>>158586202
This, so much this.
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>>158586165
196er was an insult around here
everybody disliked the irish fans cos they shat up the threads
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>>158586216
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>>158586216
What the fuck is that
She used to be smoking hot
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>>158586220
typical croatian not answering the fucking question, how hard is it hrvati?I ask a question and expect an answer
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>>158586238
I was always wondering, do fighters get full with painkillers after fight? Did any fighter talk about this?
Must suck getting disfigured like this
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>>158586178
I shall take your advice but if this >>158586192 does happen I will be upset
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>>158586271
it was a big ol' bruise bappa.
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>>158586290
Go sleep brazza
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If wonderboy is in the theater watching a movie you better shut it.
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>>158586300
I'd ping popcorn off his skull with these paws
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>>158586271
lots of fighters end up fucked off drugs like that, thats what killed stephan bonnar
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>>158586271
Bappa mentioned that he developed an Oxy addiction after Cro cop broke his nose
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I'm very intrigued to see this Gane vs Hokit presser just to see what Hokit's gonna say
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>tfw you realize the folly of all love and suffering, the theatricality of everything.
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>hoklit says shitty yo mama joke
>que¿
>oui oui
I don't think staying up is worth it
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>>158586367
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hokit will have his head smashed to a pulp at the presser
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Konor Was Always Based
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>>158586322
Oh no no no you do NOT wanna do that big mistake
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Volkov, Jones & Ngannou all easily took Gane down.
Do you really think a decorated wrestler like Josh Hokit won’t be able to take down Gane?

Hokit is going to do whatever he wants to Gane.
He’ll probably beat him up on the feet too just to give the fans what they want.
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>>158586383
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>>158586335
>>158586340
I know a lot of fighters smoke weed, which I assume might help a little bit, everyone talks about roids but rarely anyone mentions painkillers
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Hokit comes walking out in a full Spongebob Squarepants costume
>"This Frenchy is as dirty as they come, so I'm here to clean his act up"
>"AM I RIGHT NEW YORK??"
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Nigger
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*shoots for a single leg after 3 of my buddies jumped you*
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Hokikes are an embarrassment
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Boy, I started on the bottom (Huh?)
Made my way to the top (What?)
Boy, I′m gon' keep winnin' (I am)
You know I cannot stop (I can′t)
Remember I had a little (I did)
Turned that shit to a lot (I did)
Always been 100 (I was)
Put that on my block (Oh yeah)
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>>158586416
And then Gane kills the vibe by calling him 'Bob l’éponge'
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Genius. Greatness. Gane.
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Gane actually digs hokitt which is funny because none of the le fans dig him for the right reason like that
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How do i explain to retarded redditors that the guy on the right is a weak brown midget who's gonna get his teeth rearranged by the guy on the left.
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In all honesty,
Hokit winning would actually save the division, Dana knows this, fazza knows this, everyone knows this
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>>158586426
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some say fazza knew too much
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To be fair, Gane took a dive before he can do it again. At the end of the day MMA is a side hustle for him
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They linked up
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Maybe fazza spoke of this, maybe he didn't
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>>158586482
Gooby shines brighter than Gane here, spiritually that is.
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This fight in reality is a tossup. I want Gane to win but my gambling side says Hokit from the wrestling aspecf
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>>158586482
whos the abraham lincoln looking doo in the back?
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Would like to see Gane heemed to a permanent end.
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>>158586490
All jokes aside, Gane’s wrestling has improved exponentially since he began to train for Tom, who couldn’t take him down and quit for that reason.
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2026: Humiliation ritual of brazzas
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I would like to see Gane
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Finally
U vs J
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>>158586517
Big Tom just knocked him out. Gayne resorted to cheating like a pussey.
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>>158586528
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>>158586490
I assume Gane will win, but I have also assume Hokit will lose every fight. I just do not know anymore
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Gane would be everyone's boy here had he not gotten kwabbed by magumbo and taken a dive against the Boned. yeah he's gonna shoah hoklit but that's not going to erase the past.
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>>158586535
Why was Tom’s nose leaking like a faucet?
And why did he quit like a bitch?
“I can’t see!”
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>>158586535
Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.
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Let’s be honest, Gane is overrated af, especially for beating a Pooatan who has no right being at hw.
Dude should go back to mw.


Gane got outstruck by Volkov, Tai Tuivasa chinned him.
Basically everyone who has tried to take him down, Volkov, Jones & Ngannou, all succeeded easily.


Hokit beats him everywhere. He takes him down easily, spanks him & out strikes him on the feet.

I can’t believe you goofs bought in to the Gane hype, who has this dude even finished?
Most of his fights are boring split decisions.
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Wonderboy is retiring after this fight. What are your favorite memories of him?
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>>158586576
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this guys a goof
hes a goof
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Big John Maclunkey
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wondersissies...
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Tommy McMillen found unresponsive with his pants pulled down below his cheeks in a Sydney nightclub
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>>158586576
losing to twood twice because he was scared to strike
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Farmer Gane had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a Hokpig, E-I-E-I-O
With a oink-oink here and a oink-oink there
Here a oink, there a oink, everywhere a oink-oink

Farmer Gane had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a Aspinall, E-I-E-I-O
With a quack-quack here and a quack-quack there
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack-quack
Oink-oink here and a oink-oink there
Here a oink, there a oink, everywhere a oink-oink
Farmer Gane had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
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>>158586618
perth porthole pounded!
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Guru live shitting on dagis
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>>158586576
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>>158586576
Oh wow there are so many but my favorite wonderboy moment has to be when he refused to fight michel pereira after the weight miss. He really stood up for himself and showed that he's not gonna take a fight where he could be in serious danger. And I loved that he demanded dana to pay him for making weight. I just love that. Really a great and wholesome moment from wonder.
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Brazzas are being sent back to the shithole they belong to by the end of next year feel free to screenshot
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>>158586680
How do I upvote this post?
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>>158586718
Just reply with a "hell yeah"
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>>158586718
hit the upvote button next to the post
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>>158586576
Walking out with Jack Black was cool
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>>158586581
>>158586629
>>158586669
>>158586680
How about you give Wonderboy his flowers instead of making fun of him
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Why is Wonderboy of all people getting hate
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Wondergoy
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>>158586733
Nah fuck that!
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why is Wonderpedo getting hate hmmm couldn't imagine why
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>>158586733
You know what you're right. Wonderboy is a great striker, always fun to watch him do what he does best when he gets to do it.
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wonderSHIT out my ASS
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Alabama, Arkansas
Martins shattered pisslam's jaw
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>>158586752
He fucked the Filipino ring girl for ufc so shut the fuck up
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>>158586733
people forget that wondergawd heemed rob
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>>158586517
Tom has no wrastling that was always a lie.
>muh volkov
7'0 tall kickboxer
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no wrestling, no orbs, me son...
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He was right about them.
He was ALWAYS right about them.
They all seethe because not a single muzzie rat will ever be as big of a star as Conor was.
Conor would also simulate their deaths in a street fight.
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A wise man once said "Its only business"
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Tom thought he was falling into depression since the cheesy bean spuds didn't taste good but then he remembered that's just british food.
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A cowardly man once said "OI CAN'T SEE"
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>>158586781
Who hasn't heemed reddit Bob?
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Shit on bus, I’m afraid.
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>Le cody s-ssstssts teehee teehee XD ….
>ahem…
>……..LE CODY…. STEEL XD XD
>LE CODY DURDEN!!! XD
>The first rule of le Cody Durden posting is you don’t talk about Cody DURDEN
>Second rule? You do NOT talk about Cody DURDEN posting (fight club reference lol )
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>>158586877
Jon Jones
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but why call him 'Wonderpedo'
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Yo you game?
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wonderpiggy is oinkin on it
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If tom is such an epic wrestler who hates the ufc why didn't he just headline a raf event for quick money, activity, and rep in the 7 years since he last fought? His youtoo career was working out that well? Cornea still too loose?
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> wake up
> PRAY
> train hard
> PRAY
> make fun of the random homeless guy in front of the gym
> PRAY
> blast roids
> PRAY
> crypto rug pull your fans on twitter
> PRAY
> jump a tiny person with 10 goons
> somehow lose
> go home
> eaty
> sleepy
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>wake up
>ascend
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>>158586909
the mantra of khabitch the fazza killer
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what's up everybody WHO'S GOT THE FIRST QUESTION
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>>158586971
right here boss
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Perhaps Usman was compelled to do it by a Djinn, much like disgraced Chechen fighter, Lamberd Akhyadov.
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no press conference?
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the UFC should be able to get their boy out of Abu Dhabi jail pending investigation, i'm thinking
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https://www.youtube.com/live/455xW0APMmM?si=lFr4kVrA3mvtU-CH
>It's live you bunch of idiots
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ufc mexico training center, whateva happened there
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Nigger
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>>158587048
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>>158586991
he is going for the topturo fight
this is literaly the first chapter in the fazza plan self help book:
> slap the friend of the high profile fighter to ge the money fight
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OMG HE DID IT GUYS
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>HOLY HECKING SOILENT ARE YOU SEEING WHAT HOKIT IS WEARING?????
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>>158587048
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Kayla Harrison has more muscles than Caio Borralho lol
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Meraped is currently getting spitroasted by every Sheikh in Abu Dhabi I'm afraid.
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>>158587048
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Hokbeast goin crazy
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Kayla Harrison's meng is bigger than yours
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under card lowkey being an absolute snack
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Meng are allowed to cry
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>>158587076
he's joining the metoo movement as a sheik empties his royal colon onto his wonk nose
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Main card only has Kevin Holland and Caio
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what have i missed
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Idk who experienced more hositlity in NY Gane or those Ryder Cup lads last year in Bethpage.
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How many “people” will cope and rope after Gane heems Reddit Josh?
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He just silenced the Gane... How
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>>158587119
not nearly enough to satisfy the gawlds nor myself for that matter
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>>158587119
Mma fatru the reddit jew might genuinely hang himself
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Ufc: Street beefs event. Hosted by Brendan Shaub. Retired fighters who have a beef with another fighter, fight (at the event). Sanko will be there with her big ol pussy hanging out of her jean shorts.
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ON THAT SIDE OF /SP/ THEY LIKE PUSSY
ON THIS SIDE WE LIKE DICK
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ay chatgtt ay chatgtt who winnin dis fight
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Business idea: sell pokemon cards to ufc fans, all business enquires to ash.ketchum.pallet.town@ufc.com
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The Italian says the n word and you all are just going to let him get away with it? Are you okay with this kind of behavior on our /heem/?
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Bro really tried to use Alexander the Great as a reference lmaoo
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Cannae is lowkey ball knowledge though.. Wasn't familiar with your game Yousri
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>>158587163
are you gonna be the one to tell marvin vettori to shut up?
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>>158587182
I don't speak Italian
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I hope mtf lesnar heems this dyke freak
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Lmao at Amanda calling out Kayla for ducking her
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Why are they letting these retards argue endlessly?
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Bro non-whites are so fucking stupid
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Nunes' voice is grating my ears
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cringekino press
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Hokit has hexxed himself. A terrible omen I fear…
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>>158587048
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Nunes and Kayla bitching to eachother
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NYC kino
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>>158587231
cause of death? FAT!
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>light skin mentioned
>Brains blown implied

Soon
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>>158587231
>ar yu sirius?!?!
>ar yu sirius?!?!
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Hokit is gonna find out what a 45 70 is very soon.
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>>158587231
MMMMBOY ARE YOU FAT!
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This is so embarrasing to watch when will it end...
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>>158587275
It's cringekino
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>>158587048
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>>158587275
monitor
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Seen a light skinned nigga with his brains blown out. Round the same octagon where Hokit hang out.
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ima chama on yo mama
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>RESPECT EVERYONE BUT FEAR NO ONE
At least she did her hair and put on some make up.
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Dana looks so old bros...
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Man... Gane just lost all of his aura.
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>>158587291
CHINNED THAT CHILEAN
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Caio Borralho is one ugly dude
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amanda nunes what an ugly hominid
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>WMMA
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When did pressers stop being good?
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the face of mma
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KEK Gane mogged that brown mutt so badly
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>>158587338
>Josh, what if the Obamas jump you?!
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>>158587338
Juan Silva looking good.
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rare actually good presser
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the soize of her beak lah
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Hokit got fkn mogged its over
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Don't think Hokit really got into Gane's head of an ESLtard Ciryl is
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I'm hearing reports that Hokpiggy soiled herself at the face off
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>>158587351
didnt realise kayla was one of gods chosen
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GEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGG ABU SCHAUBIS MADE ALI ABDELAZIZ APOLOGIZE PUBLICLY . NOT EVEN GIVING EXCUSE FOR USMAN. BOTH STILL IN JAIL
youtube.com/watch?v=MZFMfaz_U9w
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>>158587335
Anon, as we all know, this is a big opportunity for you. After all you've been through, what does this post mean to you?
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>>158587351
imagine if amanda tried to force her tongue in kayla's mouth to assert dominance
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>>158587362
shut up ali abdelaziz ya little fewl terrorist RAT
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>talked all that
>didn’t even try to push him
Hokit is beyond shook
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dana really just no-selling every abu dhabi question
what a bitch
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>>158587362
Ali wasn't just a terrorist he was a terrorist that abandoned his cause and betrayed his allies to avoid jail time.
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caio looks one decibel from a monkey
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>>158587405
i'd be ok with that if he wasn't a boring fucker
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>>158587291
Chingaste a ese chileno.
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Tommy Gun was dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.
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you think a meta apex salary would be enough to stay away from drugs, but nope, tommy gun is now known as tommy buns once he was found pleasuring bbc warriors for fentanyl
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i wish gane had a single piece of personality
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>>158587367
Sick of you man. Sick of your posts honestly I want to heem you permanently! B-but uhh hey at the enda the day, we’re both posters here at heem.com and we’re both wanna figure out who the best poster is. Becuz at the end of the day even if I genuinely want to heem you and you piss me off… I don’t want to be fake and trash talk and tell you how I really feel. We gotta keep it professional and real. Having said that, it’s nothing but respect. Posting is about respect and we gotta respect the idea of respecting each other and keep it respectful because at the end of the day, we get to find out who’s the best poster at Saturday nights soi duel. May the best poster win.
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THAT SIDE OF HEEM LOVES DICK
ON THIS SIDE OF HEEM WE LOVE PUSSY
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>>158587451
Spammy coded post
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>>158587391
Gane was towering over him the uggs gave him false confidence
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>>158587405
It’s called being brazilian
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>>158587048
Lol
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>>158586680
And to add a cherry on top of the greedy wonderyboy cake. He is from a rich family that are multimillionaires. Literally grew up in a mansion.
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>>158587045
It caught on fire last year because some dumbass left sauna on but they covered it up by saying the sauna was malfunctioning.


The rebuilt the burnt part pretty quick and its in heavy use. All the good Mexican fighters train there, and any new latino prospects take special classes to learn mma better. All in All its been a success.
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hokit could fit in gane's pocket
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>>158587563
wish dana would build me a ufc fitness center and feed me dolce approved meals
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LISTEN
On that side of /heem/ they like DICK
On this side of /heem/ we like puuuuuuuuuussssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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>>158587568
look how gane's glasses press into his skin
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>>158587588
ganesexuals, our response?
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elliotpagekit has no path to victory
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>>158587612
If all else fails he can Hokit tuah on Gane’s thang
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>>158587464
Unfortunately its true their is booty bandits on that side.

Pussy loving chads are the pride of heem
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>>158587405
Caio reminds me of an ugly paulo costa
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lol literally nobody gives a shit about the kayla amanda fight. Shits gonna be one sided, Kayla is gonna judo flip her ass
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>>158587568
You can see the exact farme where Gane sharts out of his peins himself. Hes scared.
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Jesus is 151 and conor McGregor was born 151 days after Jesus. What does this mean?
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>>158587650
it means you are schizophrenic
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Hokit? Fuck it.
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Nothing would make me more happy than seeing Caio's corny monkey ass get KO'd…. But it won’t happen.
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Two brown ugly losers.

Two Hokdaddy victims.
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>>158587639
Nah man, kayla is getting chinned
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lol literally nobody gives a shit about the ronda amanda fight. Shits gonna be one sided, Ronda is gonna judo flip her ass
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Hokits kinda doing the opposite of growing on me.
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>>158587843
You're growing on Hokit? Like meng-wise?
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>>158586971
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>>158587275
turn on ur monitor
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>>158587843
this guys a bitch
am i right heem?
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>Nunes’ last “KO” was a TKO against Holly Holm in 2019
Why are Cazzie saying that she will chin Kayla?
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>>158587843
You like DICK

WE like puuuuuuuussssssaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!
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>>158586037
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Abu Schaubis made Ali 9/11 shit his pants on camera
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Their all still in the slammer. Khabib hasn't bailed them out yet he must be mad lol
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>>158587966
Wtf? Shinkawa likes Hokit?
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>>158587966
Then who is Ocelot?
>>
Tommy McMillanbros...
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>>158588091
permaheem?
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>>158588033
can't the zuck speak to the arabs so they free his pet?
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>>158588130
Unresponsive
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>>158588091
Tim said he's already back training, this happened on Saturday/Sunday.
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I am hearing rumblings that Usman Nurmagomedov has been executed
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Imma fuck nina for drama
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>>158588402
Oh. Sorry tahnk you b.
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Usman had his little balls tied between two royal elephants and is now kill
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Word from the street is that the UAE has sent Merab to Iran as a peace offering
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>>158588033
>get attacked by a gang of low impulse control inbreds
>get thrown in jail afterwards
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>retarded reddit jeet troons think DADDYna isn't going to sign Usdaddy, the second biggest muslim MMA star, because he attacked a 1 fight from retirement flushed and dusted Merapedrat
JEEEEEEEEEEEEJ why are these jeets so fucking retarded?
>>
kayla looking like a peachly beast in this presser, shame i already jerked off 20 mins ago
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>>158588474
The law in Dubai is that anyone involved in a nrawl is detained, no matter if they were the victim or not, until a full investigation has been conductes
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>Yeah the Sheik threw Merab and his friends into the deepest dungeon in the middle of the Sahara.
>No we don’t give a shit about him.
>Who’s got the next question?
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Jeetbros....
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Insane just how much Yan won.
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>>158588524
Jeopardized that jeet
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Rumor is that Umar and Ilia Topuria have to join the Emir's harem or Usman and Merab will be in jail for the next 5 years
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>>158588516
>middle of the Sahara.
might want to check that geography, b
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>>158588524
jublibros.....
>>
anyone here ever actually watched poosman fight
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>>158588679
yeah I saw the one where he question mark kicked the afro guy
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>>158588679
Yeah he's pretty good defintely ranked UFC fight calibur. Probably top 5 given the likes of Paddy Pimplett and Benoit St. Denis are in that range. He cheats a whole fucking shit ton though, multiple fights of his I've seen points being taken
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>>158588679
yeah i saw his fight in abu dhabi yesterday
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Usman "5 Rounds With The Worse Pitbull Brother" Nurmagomedov
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>>158588858
Ilia went five rounds with Josh Emmett, it happens
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>>158588785
paddy would beat poosman to death
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>>158588868
Usman went 10 rounds with Paul Hughes (and lost twice)
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>>158588887
Paddy was beat up so bad he was vomitting blood by fucking Julian Erosa. He lost to Jared Gordon. He's really not that guy. I'm not try to be a brazza glazer but paddy is a fucking bum
>>
So do Georgians and Dagestanis have some historical bad blood, or is just general Eastern European spite toward their neighbors?
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Usman only jumped Merab with 5 friends so he could have sex in prison.
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poosman pumped himself full of roids to go 5 rounds with... brent primus? who the fuck is that
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>>158588962
The entire caucaus region has historical bad blood with each other. It's a very isolated very violent place
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>>158586037
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>>158588975
Talmbout kyle caucaus?
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The King in His Kingdom.
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>>158586163
how is this faggot still doing this shtick after his last fight were he acted like a little bitch after fucking winning
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A Hero of History.
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>strickbeast haters
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>>158589143
Strickland is a Strickland hater
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>>158586037
Shook
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>>158589307
Hokbeast rattled him I fear
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>>158589307
Shake this.
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Caio low key slayed with that matrix maneuver
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Usman Nurmagomedov is undefeated.

Illa Topuria and Merab Dvalishvili are not.
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>>158589437
So was Ben Askren and Justin Gaethje until he came to the ufc.
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fugly raped midget freak ies getting passed around the ummah like a onahole as we speak.
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>>158589544
Look at this dude. Fucking embarrassing..
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>>158589567
turn your monitor on
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>>158587362
why is al abdelaziz not allowed to leave america?
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>>158589424
Ya but he was in aura debt from getting called a crotch sniffing fag sitting at the gay table in the presser
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>>158589544
filthy deformed freak!
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>>158586216
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>>158589673
Post daughter.
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>>158588975
so is Atlanta
>>
What substances did Tommy McMillen take?
>>
>>158589544
Wonk nosed raped midget mutant
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For all of you criticizing Merab’s appearance, turn on your monitors.
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bro who kept saying shut up like a lil bitch to hokit for the whole presser
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poomar woke up yet?
poosman out of jail yet?
>>
This your boy? A can't operate a grill ass nigga? Smh
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>>158589969
this whole stunt completely flipped my opinion of volkov. what a shame, didn't seem like such a nice guy would involve himself in something like that
>>
bros scared of a little flame
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>>158589969
because they don't grill in russia
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>>158589743
>tommy from shitty montana
booze and pills or meth and booze or one marijuana
>>
Piss break volkov? Cmon meng
>>
Kinda want Josh to win so Brazilian fans have to deal with knowing that both Hokit and Gane are way better than Poatan.
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>>158590201
why are hues like this
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>>158590231
You'd be like this if you had to deal with Brazilians daily.
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>>158590231
First world countries can root against their countrymen. Thirdies cannot. Brazilians are more firstie than Europeans
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After Hokit did the "they like dick, we like pussy" line Kayla mouthed "it's true, he's right"

what a slut
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>>158590476
Gane did too and you wouldn't call him a slut
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>they like dick
Hokdaddy was referring to Clitia and AGPoatan when he said this.
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tik. tok. Topiglet.
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Usman "Prison Gay" Nurmagomedov
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josh porky
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Kayla was super fuckable in the presser
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Gabe is a bitch.
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>>158591087
ur my bitch
>>
FUCK CYRIL GANE
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
GOODBYE
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It's gonna be gane vs Tom and gable vs hokitt next
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>>158591083
TRT?
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Wouldn't be surprised if hokpiggy retires from life after gane humiliates him to this extent
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>>158591300
talmbout super smash bros free for all type shit?
Also Troonnala will never fight again
>>
WE. ARE. LIIIIIIIIIIVE

https://www.youtube.com/live/XC9R1wk6IXI
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This still up? Gane confirmed not a drawl
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>>158591144
YOU AINT GONNA DO SHIT ABOUT THAT
FUCK YOU
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>>158591383
tom makes that mutant freak countryman of yours his bitch on the daily
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>>158591459
tom has snipped balls and a wonked kid
>>
WHEN I SAY BALD
YOU SAY HEAD
BALD!
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>>158591472
HEAD!
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>>158591481
BALD!
>>
AYY ON THAT SIDE OF THE TABLE
THEY LIKE DICK
ON THIS SIDE OF THE TABLE
WE LIKE PUSSY
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>>158591487
HEAD!

EY LISTEN
ON THAT SIDE OF THE TABLE THEY LIKE DICK
ON THIS SIDE OF THE TABLE WE LIKE PUSSY
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youknowwhatimsayin
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Stoicism against buffoonery
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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CYRIL GANE'S MOM AND A WASHING MACHINE?
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>i take an a+ as a fighting nerd does
this fighting nerd is getting smoked by this hitman
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>>158591519
BITE MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER
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>>158591519
>no custom shorts
KWAB
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good hype for this card and Jim Miller has yet to speak
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>>158591519
Hokit is ego, Gane is existentialism
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>>158591416
UNCLE WEEZY
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Power & Grace

Kody Steele.
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-G
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Agility & Elegance

Joshua Van
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White mother & black father
Cyril Gane
>>
Can't shake the feeling that ganeposting will actually get worse if he loses
>>
Black Sons & White Daughter

Michael Chandler.
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>>158591631
Gane doesn't lose.
>>
Ace Chandler behavior
>>
Project Hap
>>
The Michael Chandler & Sons
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>>158591692
The Michael Chandler & His Wife's Sons Band
>>
so you want to be a bull rider?
>>
Literally eating strawberries in the garden, being performatively happy.
>>
this doo eating berries
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>>158591706
Iron Mike & Wife
Bounty n Bonds
Est. 2028
>i got a call one night and it was Ace.
>he needed to bailed out of jail again
>thats when I decided to make a difference
>and my own business bailing out my black sons
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>>158591716
come here stand right there. perfect
>>
Did Hokit really made fun of Gane's mom for taking BBC?
>>
Ace caught drunk driving the hellcat and committing a hit and run
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>>158591752
no he said he'd put a load in her
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The Chandler Brothers have been nothing but trouble since they got in the house
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Some of yall aren't even white
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>>158591546
It’s a fight, not a fashion contest, pal.
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Ace smoking a swisher driving a stolen car with a warrant, just another day.
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>>158591770
are the kneegrows blood related or were they purchased separately?
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>>158591416
I gotta start a fence sitting mma picks show like this fag and bedtime
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>>158591784
Rogan is such a weird little creep for this
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Then niggas is finna wild out when they figure out they were adopted.
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guys i dont understand why merab reacted to a slap by grabbing his head and screeching like a sperg
and what the fuck were those helicopter punches and all that wild flailing are we supposed to believe this is how an elite level fighter fights on the street?
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>>158591796
Probably take them until they're like 12 or 13 to understand, so they'll probably already have a criminal record
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Kayla is hardly moving her neck after the adams apple removal surgery, shes walking all stiff not turning her head at all
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>>158591809
Kayla is making me a little stiff as well, she was looking mad fuckable at weigh ins
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>>158591791
they are 100% Michael Chandlers sons they are just the dark pigment. Mike totally understands it is rare like dark albinos
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>>158591798
The whole thing was staged if you couldn't tell
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>>158591821
Don't you have schizophrenia?
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>>158591796
there is no chance they believe in Santa let alone their blood father Michael Chandler. we all joke about Michael Chandler losing fights here, crumbling in big moments there, but what you all are forgetting is this man is losing the biggest fight of them all. The fight at home. Yup.
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>>158591798
his brain was ricocheting inside his nogging like a cartoon
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>>158591816
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>>158591821
why did they stage him to look like a sperg
>>
Brie refused to carry their daughter instead opting for a surrogate. Mike, of course, jerked into a paper cup.
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>>158591836
bro he is just from New York
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>>158591833
but the attackers lost the fight to the sperg's little friend which makes it worse
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>>158591839
Pretty normal behavior im sure those kids are gonna be fine.
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>>158591827
My psychologist says I'm a polymath
>>
come here let me crack your back
>>
More like Kayla Harrisberg
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>>158591860
You try that and I'll fart all over your dick
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The Monster and The Maker.
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>>158591793
I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it.
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>>158591858
I’ve heard otherwise recently.
https://www.bjpenn.com/sports-psychologist-misdiagnoses-patient-first-mentally-retarded-fighter-to-trick-ai-screening
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>>158591897
Tom Aspinal should try this method to get his son into the sport.
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>>158591875
I’ll get separation don’t worry about me
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>>158591903
Tommy Aspinal. Full name is Tommy not to be confused with Thomas, Tomas, Tom
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Mirs son losing his contender fight made me lose faith in next gen fighters
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>>158591934
didn't watched that crap
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>>158591934
that was his wife
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>Hokit
>Harrison
>Belgaroui
>Medic
>Hasan
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>>158591946
sounds like a skill issue
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That crap? Yeah I watched it. It was crap.
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>>158591934
the kid just needs more time
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>>158591948
>>158591973
Frank Mir Kayla Harrison Microsoft
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Who gives a shit about Harrison vs nune? 1. Harison already lost in Bellator. 2. Nunez hasn't fought since covid.
>>
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>>158592008
>pacheco fighting in karate
kek
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get you some of that monster energy bitch and tell me when youre ready to watch Power Slap
>>
Power Goon
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>>158592056
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>>158592053
this is a MAC Energy™ board b
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>>158592056
im the fuckin champ
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>>158592066
h2o is all that flows through this temple
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>>158592056
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Start your morning off right with a taste of Gane.
>>
Timmy McMellon is going on a Matt Brown OD comeback arc before he even had a loss

LEVELS
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>>158591897
What are you talking about?
>>
>>158592001
Anyone else affected by the Microsoft outage? All my emails are toast, shit is affecting my business
>>
>>158592169
yeah I mean like this >>158592159
I emailed that to you and link is dead.
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>>158592169
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
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>emails
2008 called
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>niggers
1776
>>
Hokdaddy has me FUMING
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>>158592227
nobody.....
>>
Gane had a nice run, even took out my boy JDS but hey so did that karate combat cuban
>>
reported. see you in three days dude, my family posts here. disgusting
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>>158592300
Fugley prude it's just a dick.
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>>158592267
You are based
>>
44 have tried, only 15 were able to solve Kevin Holland in a Mixed Martial Arts setting
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQLb3nxp9dw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQLb3nxp9dw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQLb3nxp9dw

its up
>>
>>158592227
No need to be upset with him. He will have a fine career at light heavyweight. He won’t even look like he got ran out of the division. Pereira will get heemed and move to Light Heavyweight. Josh can say he’s chasing Alex/Alex can’t run, instead of having to say he simply can’t compete with Gane. It really will be alright hokcel
>>
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>>158592267
Ugh i feel sick
Seen too much trans queen porn thos month already. Have to switch teams for a while
>>
inferior losers
>>
>>158592323
>No cutting weight, you’ll be just ready to take this guys head off Saturday night…
>Y-yea that’s what one of the main reasons why I wanted to stay at heavyweight in the first place. Number 1 I want someone to beat me legitimately in the first place. I don’t want a built in excuse of cutting weight. So if someone beats me, its from skill…
Oh dear… Deep down he already knows…
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Jititi will win this time
>>
Gane
>>
I cant wait to see usman fight now. He seems cool as fuck.
>>
is it gay if you had sex with a tranny who is much more feminine and better looking than actal foid hoars you've dated, but has a penis?
Asking for a friend
>>
>>158592405
Champion
>>
fundamnetally, what is the difference between wife and woife?
>>
I hope Game wins
>>
>>158592501
it's aoife
>>
Good head movement I guess
>>
>>158592514
That's awesome, you deserve a nice reaction gif but I had to delete all my funnies to create more room for angelic trans women.
Take this happy dog instead as an inflection of the happiness you bring me.
>>
Nigger
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>>158592514
This has to stop
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>>158586573
Volkov is the only one who might be able to beat Gane, but Gane is already 2-0 against him so they'll never have to fight again.
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>>158592323
HOLY
FUCKING
KINOOOOOOOOO
>>
Dan Hooker vs Brian Ortega is going to be jobberkino
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mon petit Josh... c'est fini
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>>158592734
>le hok tuah shot
>>
>The brazza era is over
Movsar isn't from Dagestan
Khamzat isn't from Dagestan
Islam is still the champ and p4p #1
Dana still wants to sign Usman
Umar is only 30
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>>158592323
No thanks
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>>158592905
Imagine how much of a retarded normalgoy you have to be to end up like this
>>
going to bed now
good nite
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>>158592924
gn <3
>>
>>158592922
They needto clear their pineal glands
>>
How to achieve this aura?
>>
>>158593062
I LIE
I CHEAT
I STEAL
I LIE
I CHEAT
I STEAL
>>
eyuck why does the belt have an orange accent to it
>>
did guru switch his pick to hokit yet due to reasons that have nothing to do with the fight itself ?
>>
>>158586465
He looks like a cricket
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>>158586492
Thats layne staley
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I’ve crunched the numbers, downloaded the remaining data, recalibrated all calculations. I’ve ran the simulations thousands of times, time and time again, yet the outcome remains the same..
Gane wins via technical knockout in the 4th round, 89% of the time. There is a 10% chance Gane wins a unanimous decision and a 1% chance Ciryl Gane wins via doctor stoppage at the end of the 4th round. This leaves Hokit with a 0% chance to win and a 100% certainty that he will lose the match. The future is already written. It’s inescapable sadly.
>>
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>>158587048
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>>158592922
Poor pigru’s gonna disappear and fall into a deep depression when Hokit loses.
>>
>>158593181
bummer i was hoping hokit would have at least an 1% chance but it is what it is
>>
heem (jail edition)
>>
Who is MMA Joey picking?
>>
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Guru is a fat loser but he is at least articulate and seems to know his stuff. MMA Joey seems straight up retarded like actual low-functioning retard
>>
>>158593229
https://youtu.be/wGHO9INWq1E?t=1923
>>
Nigger
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>>158593280
Listen I'm not a fan of Gane either but that's just not a nice thing to say about someone
>>
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What are the chances Hokit standing up with Gane and not insta leg humping him for the "I can strike the striker" aura and gets heem'd in the first round

I think high
>>
>>158593280
Are you retired, Marvin?
>>
>>158591784
>>158591793
trying to hide the boner
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>>158593280
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>>158592897
Poomar is getting simulated again when he rematches Mario
>>
fuck man im actually kind of excited for the card that means its gonna be absolute fucking shit doesnt it
>>
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josh hokited myself awake
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>>158593390
why didnt he just stand up
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>>158593393
wet floor
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>>158593393
He wanted to ride in the cuck dolly
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>>158593393
to what end
>>
>>158593400
>>158593400
>>158593400
>>158593400
>>
>>158593383
It means your going to absolutely need to shit right as the main event starts
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>>158593412
i usually watch on my tablet while laying in bed so ill just take it with me
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>tapletti
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>>158586528
imagine the smell
>>
>>158586271
What you saw in smashing machine (the og documentary, not the rockslop), is very common among fighters.



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