Hello Kitty Wideout Edition>NewsTaylor back to 'regular scheduled programming' after remaining with ColtsBroncos call off trade with Chargers for LB Daiyan HenleyHooker ecstatic to join AFC contender Bills after trade: 'It's amazing'Commanders @ Giants on Amazon Prime tonight
wions
Why does he walk like this?
>there's a prime time NFC East slurpfest on every week>there hasn't been a prime time NFC North matchup yet
It would be a disaster for the NFL if the Jaguars went to the Super Bowl but they may allow them to go just to temper the allegations of being rigged.
>>158586633>jenny is draingang didnt realize you had motion like that
The comeback starts TONIGHT
Soon to be 1st place in the NFC South
>>158586640Really? I feel like the current Jags have mass appeal. People would tune in for a never-won-the-Super Bowl team more than in other sports
>>158586647{=^_^=}>>158586658They dont have the likability of the cubs and have the ballknower attachment of tiny kwab theyre unlikable for ballknowers
why's he so upset
>>158586672Okay but ballknowers comprise a very small portion of owl viewers
My Chargies!
broncos just feel like they're going to bottom out at some pointthey look like utter shit on the road
>>158586658They're too small market to reach the Super Bowl
>>158586681still tony memes will absolutely flood the zeitgeist in lieu of whatever loss the jags take, escalating with every round they progress through and then even if they win the new paradigm will be bumpers
For me its Eddie LeBaron
>>158586712the washington WHAT??
Gay dumb plonked bussy boy faggot
Set Phasers to seethe.
that thing with bears fans and the depressed anime twitter girl is one of the cutest things i have ever seen
>>158586746
Deep balls
>>158586757some girl on twitter was telling everyone she was gonna kill herself used the word "burden" the same time bears fans were looking for luther burden injury updates and bears fans flooded her with follows and kind wordsbears organization sent her a care package and tickets to a game
>Jared "Consistently Elite" Goff>Jordan "Skylord" Love>Kirk "The Captain" Cousins>Caleb "Easily Injured INT machine" Williams
>>158586774performative as fuck
>You think the fucking honor of being one of us ends at the gates? It ends when you're six feet under. Until then, you will keep earning for your brothers
WHODEY!LETS GO BANGLES!
>>158586676It says right there at the bottom of the screen
>>158586787maybe but does it matter if you made someone feel good
>>158586794kys chud johnson enjoyer
>>158586803feels extremely scripted for PR and hecking good vibes, probably butthurt because of the massive trade the vikings made
Yeah, yeah, I know, Gayleb or whatever but watching this live was genuinely one of the most hilarious things I saw in a game. Shame he ended up throwing a pick in overtime because McVay and Stafford looked genuinely mind broken.
It's almost time for 9x2
>>158586817the pick was way funnier thoughyou have to remember bearsfags spammed for a week about how the epic snow and cold would win the game for themthen they lost because he couldn't see a rams defender against a micrometer of snow
do you guys think elon will give cj2k the ability to speak again i feel so bad for that guy i cant believe that happened to him
>>158586811Nope. I'll continue to live the best life. Enjoy your misery.
>>158586826Where was he throwing?
>>158586757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap_sDMbJPRo
SOVL stats for college just droppedWhat would the NFL look like?
Start. The. Game.
>>158586843>bearsfags looking for any cope and distraction after the "KANGZ gonna rape us all" news droppedyeah, they're already spiritually defeated.
>>158586826>then they lost because he couldn't see a rams defender against a micrometer of snowWhy didn't the Bears use their privilege of being the home team to wear their white jerseys in said snow? I think it's cringe as fuck to wear white at home but I'd rather be cringe and win the fucking game.
>>158586845based floridaGODS
>>158586774>have vagina>be sad>receive giftsBroken meta. Mods pls fix
I have hope
>Shaka Zulu minstrel monkeyshine QBs
seems very unlikely, why would a random depressed woman in australia come up on the feeds of people from illinois searching about a player? "burden" is not that uncommon of a word
>>158586676He’s stuck in the Bengals organization for several more years.
With the addition of Jordan Davis, the Jaguars have the largest, fastest front four in NFL history by average height/weight and average 40 time.
yikes
>>158586826>He's still bragging about barely escaping the beta version of Ben Johnson's Bears in OTLmaooo you're not seeing anymore divisional wins for the rest of the decade.
->tfw we get to see mendozie against donkies defense twice (two times!)
>>158586898if you think the titans aren't going to go full mutant league football trying to kill every starter on the jaguars with non-football plays, you have never seen an AFC South game lmao
>>158586903How do I get this happy?
>>158586650Time for 5's sons to get the belt
my redskins :)
Why is TNF starting 1 hour later?
i don't get it. herbie was pretty happy last season
>they have the worst QB in the NFCNkek shartcago
>>158586900>keep defective kicker>lose first playoff game by missed FG
Is Microsoft down?
>>158586920He's been drained of his powers
kek Steelers just cut Aaron Microsoft
surely my mendozie will ball out in his first NFL action against the #1 defense by every measurable statistic and it wont end in absolute disaster
Crazy how there was a decade of bums at safety. Hamilton is already the best since Reed and Polamalu
The boat and trailer fit in the garage with about a foot to spare. It was a good day, boys.
>Black Coach & White QB beats White coach and Black QB
What's your favorite meme at the midseason point this year? For me, it's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
>>158586943
>>158586943Herbert
Every time I order a taco pizza I think it's a good idea but then I get tired of it after 2 slices and it doesn't reheat well
>>158586925yea
How badly are the Commies about to be raped by that B9C?
>go to browns >go crazy many such cases
Why is NFL social media so delusional about what Kirk Cousins can do for the Vikings? Is it just deeply ingrained Minnesota cope from decades of failure?
kangz world
>>158586976that's just the lead in the water supply, he'll adjust
>>158586980It's delusional to think he can do better than Kyler Murray?
>>158586980>throwing stones in lead houses
>>158586980Kirk has been a better qb than darnold his entire career and we saw what he did with an elite defense last year
>>158586929I tell ya, I'd like to have sex with her.
>current weather at metlife stadium sloppa bowl CONFIRMED
>>158587005N9ne has that dog in him
320 yards 3 tds2 interceptions6 rushes 23 yards
>>158586947
Well?
>>158586976not everyone can make it in leadhead land
time is a flat circle
2 hours.
>Fat Glassford
the replacements. now that was a fun football movie
>minnesota still has more success at quarterback than shartcago doeskek
>>158587032commies will finish the job
>we might seen some n9ne induced melties this season
>>158587040>zero (0) owls OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>158587016Choofs are frauds
>>158587050>one owl decades before anyone on 4chan was bornoh no on no no no
anyway, Chicago will not have a 4000 yard passer this season STILL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158587072I choose to delude myself into believing Caleb will average 312 yards per game in the next 8 games and hit 4000 yards.
awww yeah, now THIS is cringe kino
The Vikings still have not addressed the fact that their defensive scheme does not work against quarterbacks that can read defenses. So this basically means they're pretty much guaranteed to lose against Jared Goff, Patrick Mahomes, Trevor Lawrence, Joe Burrow and Drake Maye.
>people have already forgotten the ball incident from last season the fuck?
>>158586736Sounds like a Fitz induced melty
>>158587112>Mahomes >MayeI needed a good laugh. Thanks.
>>158586614>more unwatchable NFCEslop in primetimeWhen the fuck does it end? Why is it every fucking week?
>>158587127>eagles have 4 more primetime gamesyou WILL watch the NFC East and you WILL like it
>>158587040>Warren Moon>Titans background Never happened
>>158587121staged bullshit or at least someone in the stands trying needing attention just like that puppy that ran onto the field last week
>>158586774>Girl on social media posting about how she's going to kill herself>Immediately showered with attention, praise, and gifts from a multi billion dollar organization Surely she'll never do this again!
Giants have a way better roster, but the Commies have the best QB by far. Should be an interesting game
https://youtu.be/598tPPX_9kA
Why are Fudge Packer fans crying bloody murder about the Kirko Chainz trade? Isn't love a better QB?
>>158587040Outdated gaydy shouldn't be on here
What's the final score tonight? I'm thinking 17-3
>>158587112Caleb will penetrate that D and expose holes so wide they look like a baby yawning
>ITT
>>158587155>>158586774>>158586746Reddit moment.
>>158587158>/sp/ math
>>158587170i dont think about green gay at all
>>158587185gronk turn this old man into ghibli style
>>158586929Do these guys not understand that by virtue of being a starting NFL Quarterback they can fuck multiple women like this a week with ease? Why would you sell your soul and ruin your career to fuck one of them temporarily, because you know this isn't gonna last.
>>158587193because it's his first time and he's young
>>158587165:/
>>158587121What would happen if the cent hiked the ball and they scored with it? Double points?
I still believe in Jayden Daniels outside of his bad situational awareness and glass bones, he's just surrounded by the worst coach and supporting cast by a mile among his peers
>>158587165>>158587185>>158587203I don't get it.
who the fuck wants to watch the giant vs the commanderwtf is the nfl doing with this season schedule
>>158587198This is the first hot woman the guy's fucked in his life? Getting sex isn't terribly difficult, and getting sex as an NFL Quarterback is easy.
>>158587234I remember hearing that they let AI make the schedule this year. I read something about it when the falcons had primetime games for three weeks in a row.
>JJ McCarthy is good? Ermmmmm ACKSHUALLY the analytics show he has a below league average on target % and an abysmal PFF grade on pass attempts outside of the pocket. He's merely the product of this offence as the graphs clearly show
>>158587228you had to be here during COVID to get it https://youtu.be/UEI7VxVD028
>Lawrence Taylor is undisputed defensive GOAT, no one is even close to him, he was the most dominant player ever>Only won 2 DPOYsnot adding up. just because he broke some someones leg and did crack doesn't make him a tier above guys like Reggie White, Aaron Donald, Rod Woodson, or even Alan Page who also won MVP
BROCK
>>158587258Kiwi if you try to tell me that gaygay mcsharty is good actually, im gonna have to put your ball knowledge in doubt
>Commanders>Eagles>Cowboys>Giantscan I get ONE WEEK without having to watch one of these dogshit slurper teams during primetime football
>>158586614
>>158587266he was the realest during the realest time this isnt basketball, we respect our elders
>>158587274ImpossibleSome of Thee biggest fanbases in football for better or for worse
>>158587268Nah bro he's not really that good he's a systembabby top 20 QB MAYBE.
>Kiwi if you try to tell me that gaygay mcsharty is good actually, im gonna have to put your ball knowledge in doubt
>>158587234bro, their last game ended with a tie because Jayden Daniels didn't know he had to spike the ball and kick a FG lmfao. This is going to be hilarious.
>>158587268How is Maye that high?
>>158587240I think you would be very very surprised.
>>158587278Alan Page is older than that crackhead
>>158587268BROCK A SHIT! SHIT!!!
Nine+Nine is going off tonight
>>158586941>coachuhh, anon are you ok?
need my bussy stretched tonight
>>158587325In American and Canadian football, the defensive coordinator (DC) is a high-level assistant coach who ranks just below the head coach.
>>Kiwi if you try to tell me that gaygay mcsharty is good actually, im gonna have to put your ball knowledge in doubt
Man wouldn't it be cuh rayyyy zee if the New York Football Giants won the superbowl
>Nine+Nine is going off tonight
>>158587072I've given up on Stafford getting the all time passing record for the rams. He's 2000 short and he's got 8 more games.
Are people really hating on tonight's game? It's essentially a playoff game. Loser is most likely not getting in. Should be kino.
>>158587323>49ers 7-1>Jags 6-2 >Texans 3-5 >Bills 7-1>Chiefs 6-2What are the Texans doing? They should be alot better given their good defense + how Stroud is playing right now.
Every single team in the AFC 1 seed race has incredible homefield advantage>BillsCrazy crowd>JagsDunno but they have raped every team they've played at home this season>BroncosAltitude + crazy crowd>ChiefsHome cooking from the refs, crazy crowd>BengalsSome of the most egregious home cooking from the refs in the league (surprised it isn't talked about)
>>158587350we call him NinexTwo here in the big apple
>>158587352>250 a gametotally doable
>Are people really hating on tonight's game? It's essentially a playoff game. Loser is most likely not getting in. Should be kino.
>>158587363>texans defense is elite and Stroud is shit last year>texans defense is ass and Stroud is suddenly playing well this year>they have to pay Stroud or flex his 5th year option, risking him sitting outThe Texans are in such a horrible situation right now. Last year may have been their only chance.
>>158587382>>158587350How do you switch vpns so fast
Oops, did I just ruin your post? Sorry!
>>158587387
>jak induced meltie
Who is better between Ben Johnson and Liam Coen?
>>158587414Woah, I took one of those this morning!
>>158587412Brian Flores
How big is College Football in Japan? I'd like to go to a game while I'm here
>>158587404All you needed was for Stroud to be mediocre in the playoffs. He couldn't even give you mediocre, he had to be the worst QB imaginable. If the Texans get past the Patriots, they easily beat the Broncos and with that defense they'd at minimum hang tough in the Superbowl against Seattle.
>>158587425They're to small for football
>>158587412Ben's offense is just meme ego shit. Coen's offense is just Shanahan's with Dolphins' Mike McDaniels-tier pre-snap motions
If they tie again I will suck every dick in this general
Jayden is 150lbs soaking wet
>>158587440>Ben's offense is just meme ego shitNegative ball knowledge detected
>>158587458he's bigger than RG3 was.
>>158587458Leave Eugenia Daniels alone
why does everyone hate drew brees and love brady now
>>158587458he better be prepared for giants d
>>158587487Brady yells "ABSOLUTE PISS MISSLE" on air
>>158587469What about his height and weight?
>>158587492I didn't know gays wrote their own smut like women do
>>158587487brady is based and calls out refs and shithe joked about how much he curses on air too kek
>>158587487I like Brees but he is not a good commentator, he's just boring
>>158587440>Dolphins' Mike McDaniels-tier pre-snap motionspowerful debuff
Gamethread>>158587514>>158587514>>158587514
>>158587487Brees is too business-like and he has only one gearBrady is more fun and gets more autistic about it all which is fun to listen to.
When Mahomes retires, do you think his inferiority complex will draw him to an announcing gig in at attempt to chase Brady's coattails there, too?
>>158587524Could you imagine that muppet voice calling a game? kekMaybe the Nickelodeon games
>>158587487heightpill
>>158587412coen is the 3rd fastest head coach to 700 career points and he has been benching his starters in the 4th quarter every week since he was hired lol
let's be honest, certain divisions don't deserve a playoff seed. AFC South and NFC East come to mind.
>>158587545You don't deserve to make the rules nerd.
>>158587458this nigga dies tonight
>>158587545i just hope they're all having fun
>>158587545neither south division should get onethe NFC east is fine despite being lolcow tier
>Goof
Is arvell reese breaks jayden daniels leg on prime time niggas in 30 years would say he's the greatest of all time
>>158587598Goff is better than 80% of QBs>>158587323
>>158587545I agree, but it is what it is
geno smith should not be a black man
what's it feel like being on a dog shit 2-7 colts team then getting traded to a 7-1 contender?
>fantasy league in shambles at least the real life games will be good right? RIGHT?
>>158587878LolLmao
>>158587524Mahomes doesn't have an inferiority complex and has nothing but nice things to say about Brady you weirdo racist.
>draft this huge 6'4" WR in the 7th round in Madden >he catches jump balls easily but is slow as shit with 84 speed>this was his first catch a one handed jump ball and teabagging some chiefs S
>>158588178>>158587524he'll probably sign a deal with nickelodeon or seasame street or something and become some fucking nobody
31/32 teams prove to be fraudulent each year. It doesn't matter.
>>158588444swap vomiting and headache
>>158588444move headache up, move fatigue down
>>158588444>no fever deleriumShit list
>>158588457Vomiting is a horrible experience.
>>158588444checking those digits
>>158588478no its relieving. i like it, even
>>158588478Vomiting itself is a terrible experience, but you feel almost immediate relief after if you're not really ill. Like, if I am feeling seriously nauseous I generally just go into the bathroom and make myself vomit because I'd rather feel terrible for a few minutes and then better after rather than suffer for hours trying desperately to avoid it.
[Highlight] Vikings WR Justin Jefferson, speaking for the first time since Kirk Cousins’ return: “It’s just kind a joy to hear him take over and be a leader in the meeting room, on the field. It’s definitely a cool little situation, for sure.”
>>158587387They're gonna pay him and he'll go straight back to being shit
>m-muh draft picksStand in the ashes of the AFC and ask the ghosts if draft picks matter.
what's this dance move called?
new ann michael maye just dropped
I genuinely cant for the life of me remember who the Colts had at qb between Andrew luck and Daniel jones
>>158589801Do you think she even knows how bad her husband is at football?
>>158589581>zoomers dont even know the robot
>>158589819wentz, matt ryan and rivers
>>158589819kwab
>>158589882Ah yeah Matt Ryan. I was thinking did Brock osweiler play for them lmao. Sad state of affairs
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>158589934>toe turfHe's out for the season
>>158589882don't forget they gave philly a first and third round pick for wentz who phoned it in the last game of the season, which they needed to win to make the playoffs. jim irsay was so pissed he shipped his ass immediately to the commies
>>158589934>THREE ligament injuries for a 3rd & 9 jet sweep to run out the clockpuka didn't deserve that
>>158589843drake is elite. although him crying after a bad loss probably kills her respect and sexual attraction to him bit by bit
>>158589988For a whiz kid Mcvay sure is retarded
What happens to McCarthy when Dart is healthy?
>>158589934>pooa nakua
>>158590042reaux cham beau
>>158589801Needs more NSFW content
>>158590042Neither of them is likely to be healthy at the same time so they probably dont have to worry about it
That was a nice throw
NINE
so is KOC the problem?
>Clots vs Texass next Thursday >Same day as GTA VI releaseIs this going to be the least watched TNF of all time?
you can catch a kick off with your feet out of bounds, but the ball is in bounds, and that's kick out of bounds? wut?
>_____ ___
>>158589990>best qb in football>tied with Bustin Herbert for the league lead in interceptions thrownBWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>>158590744>drake>5-4>herbie >0-8hmmmmmmmm
Look at this kwab and laugh
>>158589990Drake is elite vs bad defenses. If a defense is even a little bit good, he'll become dogshit.
McCarthy is so fucking ass
WE DIDNT WANT THAT SHITTER ANYWAY
>>158590978Giants lost, sure, but there's no fucking way McCarthy is worse than Murray and Wentz. What the fuck were the Vikings thinking?
Walk about the subway stationin a grove of steel pillars;how their knobs, the rivet-heads —unlike those of oaks —are regularly placed;how barren the ground isexcept here and there on the platforma flat black fungusthat was chewing-gum.
>dan quinn has a job for another weekWho really lost?
No Refunds.
Nabers blew it. the ball hit him in the hands.
Uh oh stinky
WE HAVE A SHOT
ohh no no nno nooooooo absolute meme team
>giants
Didn't care enough about either team or the game to post in the thread but it was a good ending, good job Washington.
>black QBsThe apology must be as loud as the disrespect
not even a bad last throw, sucks for 9x2. but at least the division is a bit more interesting now
the new york kwabooty giants
>>158591312you just saw how dogshit he is that last possession
His name? SONNY STYLES
>>158591354That's why no one cares what the fuck you have to say. Die asshole.
I hate this sport. Every team I want to win their respective game, always fails to get those clutch first downs and give the ball back and give up game winning drives.
and suddenly the cowgirls look like the best team in this shit division
I feel vindicated
What a bunch of losers
>>158591362He threw two meatball subs in a row. He’s shit
>>158591354It wasn't a good ending, the Giants lost.
>>158591378he threw a 50-50 ball on an all out blitz, it is what it is
>>158591312Wentz played like an actual blind man the entire bils game so it's hard to disagree
>uh yeah uh let's just spam moonballs idkSurely this wasn't the OCs actual plan right?
What's his name again?
>>158591410>Matt NagyWhat do you think
>>158591411Amazing how that nearly worked out.
Kwab gaygay
>>158591411ngl, that's a shit job by Nabers
>>158590560It's logically consistent, even if the rule is being exploited.Consider this: you catch a pass with one foot out of bounds. The rest of you and the ball are in bounds. Even the most delusional homer knows that's an incomplete pass. Because it was caught out of bounds. Well, it's the same here. The kickoff was caught out of bounds, so it's a kick out of bounds and it comes to the 40. Simple as.
Gonna bust a celebratory nut for my cummies
>>158591399the one before the pick was way worse than the pick itself, so i guess it balances out. but gayden also got royally bailed out on that dpi
Even I am all>Wtf did I just watch
>3-5-1Commanders aren't out yet!
>>158591410>spamming hail marys with 2 timeouts and plenty of time past mid fielda fireable offense on any serious team
>>158591422Dude nabers had them beat for the td he had to slow down for jjs shit throw
>the fourth place team in the NFCN would be first place in both the NFCE and NFCS
>>158590560You shouldn't be kicking it that close to the sideline anyway you get what you fucking deserve
>>158591424passes and kicks should have different rules
>>158591445Wasn't the first tipped?
When is rg4 getting his career ending injury?
>>158590560The player is technically out of bounds. Luke (the catcher on that play) was in bounds, stepped out, then downed the ball. Because he established himself as OOB before downing the ball, the ball is technically OOB. This has been a rule for years
Refs win again. Shit sport.
>His smile and optimism restoredHope you enjoyed JJs 3 good games he gets per season. Next game his seasonal injury should be due
Just another night in MetLife
>>158591385>>158591404Wah
>>158591456JD5 makes you seethe on a Thursday evening
>>158591463>need to color coordinate my gay pride beer with my gay pride jersey :)
>>158591411Nabers didn't fight for it, but let's not act like it wasn't a floater into nearly double coverage. Top down, down to top problem. 9 ain't the guy, he's just a temporary fix.
>>158591446the NFCW is also shit apart from the niners kek
>>158591461Cope
>losing to the commies at home
how about those gnats
>>158591449Catches in general need a huge fucking rework. We should be able to watch the game and 99% of football fans should be able to say>Yup, that definitely is/isn't a catch.Maybe if Goodell caught a "football move" to the fucking skull this league wouldn't be such a vague shit show.
hope you enjoyed another john harbaugh masterclass
>>158591461>that bad PI call is the reason that we allowed a 35 yard TD a few plays later
>>158591475>et's not act like it wasn't a floater into nearly double coverage.I don't have a dog in this fight but he MIGHT have been hit as he threw. Pressure was getting home tonight
Why does the NFC east exist? Who the fuck wants to watch this on prime time
>>158591353and there it is
New York is a basketball city. All the other sports are filler.
>>158589934>myles garret comes back from IR to cause a back breaking fumbled>puka only gets injured after raping my team singlehandedlythanks football gods
>>158591491there's that too, but some posters are excusing 9 for obvious reasons
>>158590032are you still a boy genius if you've been coaching for a decade?
What I hate most about losing is all the shit I'm having to take. From here, from those Commander fans on the TV, I hate it more than I enjoy winning.
>Blough in his bag making Ben Sinnott look like Gronk>Daronte dialing up pressures that get home and turnoversFUCK IT NIGGA RUN THIS SHIT BACK NEXT YEAR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>there's an NFL team who lost to both the tardinals and green gay
>>158591502Bullshit. No one cared about the knicks before they won a championship
>>158591502New York fans are extremely finicky and this just proves it.
Now if only that kicker didn't miss
That postgame conference is just going to be Dan Quinn not believing he still has a job after that win
>>158591394You're brown
HIS NAME IS ANTONIO FUCKING WILLIAMS BITCH
>>158591514Green Bay has looked like one of the best teams in the league after their shit start though. They just obliterated two Super Bowl contenders; the Bears and the Patriots.
That 12 yard punt lost them the game. Shit special teams tonight from the gnats
>>158591516>finickyyou mean annoying
>>158591397>last in the division kwaboty
Gnats have like two more games they could win realistically. They needed this one badly. RIP
>>158591535Their punter is usually excellent too
>>158591515>>158591516Fuck you, I want to have fun and not be miserable by being stuck with a losing program.
>>158591531only one of those is a contender
>Ben Sinnott with 4 catches for 42 yards 1 TDFuck it bro year 3 leap call up that nigga Mikey too we're all family again
My farts smell insane right now and I ate the same stir fry i did last night but last night I was fine
>>158591537Firing Harbaugh was the right decision even if we go 4-13.He couldn't get it done. You can argue about other decisions that have been made since then, but firing Harbaugh was the right move. Giants fans will continue to be disappointed
>>158591526You're mad
My demon bro my fucking GOAT this nigga is my savior do NOT let my man get competent coaching
This gnats loss unironically secured Dem Boyz an opportunity to win the division
The Giants are the biggest embarrassment in the history of the NFL. They also have the worst front office in the sport, and it give competition for worst in all of sports with the baseball and hockey front offices we have in New York.
>>158591542I'm fucking sick of Abdul Carter not finishing his sacks
>>158591536both would be accurate, never in my life did I see a dude I've known for years even utter the word 'Knicks', but then they started winning in the post season and he was claiming his deep and storied fandom stemmed from a childhood teacher that gave him a Knicks hat, hasn't talked about them since then either, city full of fake ass people
>>158591513Should've just stood there as long as he could to run a couple more seconds off
daniels with his superior japanese qb skills
>>158591540Then why are you a New York sports fan in the first place lmao>gints have sucked for over a decade>jest>knicks finally broke through, suck again>nets>Islanders generally always ass>rags>Yankees can't even string shit together anymore>mest
>>158591540Suffering is the reason to watch sports
>>158591567He honorably spotted the Giants 2 picks to keep them in the game
Bo would’ve won that
>>158591570I know. I'm having to root for Gotham FC just to feel good.
>>158591587Checkdowns win rings
The commies won? Why would n18ne and the skatman do that to us?Probably a classic case of shitass secondary, many such cases.
>>158591553You literally lost to the Cardinals
mfw tonight ends up being the game that was the NFC East Championship Game
HIS MOMMA IS AT THE POSTGAME
>>158587005Ended up being a dry bowl
>>158591612She's everywhere
>>158591602>5 off in search of a real team actually worth playing
ShartShart McFarty
>>158591552Lol no it wasn't. Lamar will never be good again. And Harbaugh has all the excuses because Dart got injured, and he'll still barely win the division anyways.
Giants should have tanked the season for the draft, now >we can't get anyone good.
sports entertainment
>>158591630You'll see.YOU'LL ALL SEE
>>158591619Didn't they also spend two top-five picks on pass rushers in the last 5 years? What the fuck is their problem?
Gnats should just give up. Schedule looks rough. Let the Cowboys go to the post season and get absolutely destroyed like usually and save face and maybe get a pick out of it. No need to salvage the season, it's not going anywhere.
Both dlines sucked in that game
>>158591633you had 2 top 10 picks last year retard, try getting good and actually win something
If I were the GM of the Giants, we'd win 5 Super Bowls. But instead we have the worst GM in the NFL. I would trade our GM with any of your GMs, because they are all better.
>>158591657So does your grammar and punctuation.
>1984 season>both the passing yard and rushing yard records were set by player who never won Super BowlsOdd coincidence
>>158586900>he looks really good when nobody is watchingHe's literally me.
>>158591661So we need more. Perhaps a top 5 pick, top 3, #1 overall pick. We need players who when they step on the field, the opposition is powerless.
Predictions for 49ers-cowboys?
>>158591599no we didn't, you seething dumbfuckand you just lost to the literal dumbest HC-QB duo in the league after they gifted you two interceptions
I hope Dominic Zvada puts a gun in his mouth and blows his head smooth off in the locker room
>>158591690season ending 9ers injury, Cowboys loss
>>15859169049ers starting corners injured and may not play. Cowboys have a good shot unless Dak can't hit wide open receivers
Shit teams
>>158591557But enough about the Jets.
We're on to Cincinnati
>>158586980Kirk's career is just beginning. He's the next Brady.
>>158591696Literally do not care. Cowboys are ass and Texas is blue.
>>158591717instant L
>>158586981Why?
>>158591633How many top 10 picks do the Giants need? Haven't they been bad since like Tom Coughlin 15 years ago?
>>158591728look at the other 3 games
>>158591557But enough about the Chargers
>>158591731>Haven't they been bad since like Tom Coughlin 15 years ago?NYG hasn't won the division since 2011
>>1585917313 top 10 picks for 5 consecutive years will be enough.
>>158586980Bro that defense is nasty. It honestly looks better than Seattle's defense from last year. And they actually have a decent QB unlike samuel darnold
>>158591738Jets haven't won it since 2002
>>158591720>I d-don't care, I'm just having this melty and now bringing up /pol/shit to cope!ok then
>lost to the tardinals
>>158586980He's a very good QB He's also the biggest choker in the league and never won shit in big games when it counted.
>>158591715>>158591737Giants can't even beat those teams
>>158591751Geg Jew York
My quarterback will put the final nail into the 0-17 coffin Bustin Herbert is lying in on January 10th, 2027.
>>158591767>Giants can't beat the Chargers.
>>158591779herbert is going to win on monday though
>>158591783Well I remember that one time Phillip Rivers threw a game winning touchdown and ran all over the field celebrating. I don't recall any games since.
>>158587268>herbert not dead last>brisket middle of the pack>crab legs and peanut oil above AA ronBottom half of this list is complete garbage
>>158591755I care about putting cowcucks in their place. Don't really care if the giants lose. Dallas has way worse losses. Cowboys are one of the worst coached teams in the league. Schottenheimer is literally Jason Garrett in a visor. Christian Parker gave up 30 second half/overtime points to Gardner Minshew. The two teams with a real chance at the division played tonight.
I don't want the Giants to play anymore night games, they never play up for the occasion.
>>158591794Nope. Madisons going to Baltimore and they'll have lots of sex. Ravens fans are hoping to tank but they'll win easily
That's right, Anonymous. BLACK quarterbacks
Now I'm too pissed off to go to sleep after that loss.
BALLIN
>>158591822Will NOT be me
>>158587268I can't believe Maye is better than Mahomes and Allen....
No one on the New York Giants roster could crack the starting lineup for any other team in the NFL. That's how bad all those players are. How did they even get into the NFL?
>>158591822lol weirdo
>>158591822what position do you play?
>>158591847"fell for it again award" recipient for the thousandth time
>>158591552This is the problem with the mentality of modern NFL fans. If my team is consistently competitive but not winning Owls every 3 years then fire everyone? You want to play that game then look at the Titans while Vrabel was there and then to now. Vrabel consistently made that team playoff caliber with very little weapons.
>>158591847beta bottom
>>158591822It's really not that big a deal. Giants can't compete with the Bears or 49ers anyway. We'll be back next year with a healthy QB and a deeper roster, hopefully a long term answer at DT, RB, and LG.
>>158591842Okay. You should have gave Abdul Carter to 49ers for a 7th rounder then. We can probably turn him into a 10 sack guy
>>158591886>you>we
>>158591802I'm not sure why you keep bringing up that specific game as if we didn't already know they were one of the worst defenses in the league after week 1. You realize the coaching decisions made at the end of the game tonight made even Schittenheimer look competent right? And forgive me if I don't believe in fucking JJ McCarthy or RG4 to secure the division.I get it though, you saw the word "cow" and had a melty.
>me after that loss to the commandershttps://youtu.be/FxCDDlSw9-A?si=Uv6s4AuWFqTFPNnk&t=35
>>158591597He stops the check downs when there's 2 minutes left and they're behind
>>158591708dawg that cowboys defense is going to get absolutely pulverized by sf
>>158591912Shut up bitch
>>158591912
>muh draft picksI don't give a FUCK. Wanting to lose is pathetic.
That sucked.Well done, Skinsbros.
>wop teams
>>158591822Same thing happens to me. I fucking hate it
Hometown paper makes it official: Giants blow>The New York Giants face a tougher second half of the 2026 season,>The schedule intensifies down the stretch, Let's say two free wins vs Eagles and @ColtsThat's 7-3-1possibly 7-9-1 after the other six remaining, 8-8-1 if beat the Browns:Jags@49ers@SeahawksBrowns@Lions@Cowboys
I still don't understand how the giants lost that game
>>158591949lol douchebag
>>158591953When you let the other team score more points than your team has and you run out of time, the rules say you lose
>>158591953Go watch a broncos game, we're the commanders in this scenario most weeks. Sometimes we're the giants though.
>>158591953They scored less points than their opponent. That's how retard.
>>158591953dumb playcalling
>>158591900>I'm not sure why you keep bringing up that specific game as if we didn't already know they were one of the worst defenses in the league after week 1And do you not realize defense is half the game? That their future games will be decided in large part by their defense? How are you an NFC fan babbling about QB vs QB debates? Does your dumb ass think Sam Darnold is better than Brock Purdy or Matthew Stafford because he won more games than them last year? Or is there simply more to a team than its QB? It's almost like coaching, defenses, depth, and culture actually matter. Besides, Dak Prescott is not even that good to be a tunnel vision retard like this about. He's a glorified Geno Smith.
>>158591873I mean, I dunno what you mean. Titans fans probably want Vrabel back. He was in the Superbowl last year, and hes having sex with reporters. Thats pretty Chad
>>158591953A 12-yard punt and a ref dragon.
>>158591964I don't care how inept the Broncos look at times, they beat my Jags fair and square and I would be nervous if the AFC playoffs went through Denver.
>>158591953Real answer: your defense sucked and let jd5 cook in the pocket too long
>>158591980Cheating on your wife is not a Chad move. There's nothing badass about "Fuck oh fuck oh fuck I hope my wife never finds out about this, she'll fucking kill me!". If you're banging sluts with your wife's approval, that's a different scenario. But living a secret life because you're too afraid of a woman to tell her the truth is bitchmade.
>>158591987This. The thing that happens nearly every game for 2 years straight cannot be a fluke. The broncos have aces up their sleeves, and they know how to use them.
>>158591953Dad came home with that leather
>>158591951Stock in the Giants is in a free fall. Black Thursday 4-5 Cowboys still have tough games left:49ers @Seahawks (MNF)@RamsJags andTits Eagles Giants @Commies
>>158591469did he get a penalty for this?
>>158591953They hired John Harbaugh and Matt Nagy
>>158592032we dem soiz
On God this is like the 5th straight year that the Giants were supposed to have a good DL and it was just shit. Our OL fucking sucks bro how did you not cook Nick Allegretti? He's our backup LG
>>158592045Allegretti wasn't starting because of the yips. He's a better player than anyone else that has played at C.
*walks around Jersey, stomping and stamping on g-menThousands at time Like the little ants they are*
>>158592067wouldnt this make more sense if it were carson beck
>>158592036No, thankfully>>158592058Nick is dogshit and lost his job to Lucas Patrick who was on his couch. LP got hurt against the Rams and we starting Gulbin because Nicky blows. He only started this week because it was a short week
Not like this, GiantbrosNot like this
>>158592067Wow Mendoza is already fucking pornstars like Jimmy G. I guess he is a bust already. That worked out really well for Herbert! When will these dumbass quarterbacks learn that the succubus thing isn't a meme. You need semen retention to process your reads
>>158592045The Giants have zero defensive tackles besides DJ Reader capable of generating interior pressure.Abdul Carter gets owned by double teams and Kayvon Thibodeaux is doing cardio again
We just got knocked the fuck out
>Chig played like hot dogshit but Ben Sinnott breakout game saved us
New Jersey niggas better not speak my fucking QBs name ever again. That's Mr. Daniels to you
>>158592067She's literally me
gayden mctraniels cost his team 4 draft slots tonight to still miss the playoffs
>>158587193Real talk: most peak athletes today are gigasheltered nerds who never learned how to leverage status or charisma or amything to get women. Youd be surprised just how dorky famous sportsmen these days are around the pussy
>>158592166Yeah thats why I respect Justin Herbert. At least he knows how to get girls even if he sucks
>>158591900Both commies and giants forced turnovers in the clutch which dullass is incapable of doing anon
>>158591900Daniels has been to an nfccg within the past 3 decades. (You)r team has not
THE 3-5 Washington Football Team?
>>158591953TNF are always a crapshoot, short rest can fuck up some teams
>>158592210Reminder that the Browns have some insane record on TNF like 9-1.They run that shit. It's bizarre.
>>158587315mahomes at texas tech would go to parties, point at 5 girls, and then they would head upstairs no questions asked.
Giants choking on cock just turned their game against the fucking Jags into a must-win lmfao
>>158592228Yeah they were all 6/10s like brittany. Come on man! White girls only like real black men or ubermensch white men. Not half breeds
>>158592238Preach sis
Why does telling my own team's kicker to kill himself for missing kicks feel so good?
>>158592406that's jesus telling you it's the right thing to do
What does it mean?
>>158591953Jameis Winston let the dogs out
I just got home from work and couldn't watch the game how was it and why
>>158592646just watch the highlights for yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs&list=RDojULkWEUsPs
>>158592646Good 4th quarter
morning frens, i see jj had a respectable amount of yards!
Also keep in mind I don't like Washington is JD any good really? I don't like JD any more either because im pretty
>>158592679Yeah, hes good. Usually clutch, has had some extremely retarded moments this year. People forget his growth has been pretty stunted due to missing most of last year.
>>158591542That seems more like luck then skill
>>158592679he's been good for the most part other than a few interceptions here and there and the mind numbing clock mismanagement that caused the tie a few weeks back
Styles is a very good player, feels like it's been forever since there's been a star off ball linebacker
>>158592658>yardsDoesn't tell the whole story
>>158592729i'm not a commies fan but that dude is really good, commies fans must be excited
>>158592658He played really well most of the night, but went full retard on the last drive
>>158593395>>158593395
>>158591552No your problem is Lamar
>>158591708Cowboys will put up points. They always do. Their d will get railed by the 9ers
