captain my captain
YFI
>>158592320
>7/3it's so over bros
The old classic overcorrection to one bad pitch last summer
>get home from work to watch cric all night >england all out for 130Just pathetic
business idea: ind vs eng warm up match before nz vs au main event
>>158592351kek
>>158592344so fucking gay
>>158592351it's kino!
don't forget lads Kayo has this odi for free :)
4 down lol
>archer
Why are /cric/ camerapersons such pervs?
AHHHHH SAVE ME BCCI
Where can I watch Australia bat?
>>158592371based, love tim southee me
i wish england could have scored a few more runs to make it a bit more interesting :(
>>158592382kek
>>158592382thats tim saudi mate
>dropped the gameif NZ can't win by 300 runs we win
>>158592382that's ross taylor m8
>>158592381In your mum's bedroom iykwim haha
>dunno how hes made that ball do that
DROPPED THE CUNTING FUCK
now that's a tampered ball if I've ever seen one
DROPPED THE UBER EATS CUP
Nick Kelly? More like Nick Gerr
>cricket is back>spring is scorching>date with a latina lined up
>>158592398hit it for 6 champ
>>158592399it's latino for male m8
>>158592399based ladwhat flavour is she?it's Colombian's for me
GONE GOTTEM
>headspastic drunk fuckwitta
headbros...
>>158592381cunt half the streaming sites are from india find one bruz
I reckon India just wants to get this shit over with so they can go get hooned in the mount tonight
head chops on? head chopped off
>le chop on man
Travis dickhead obviously couldn't handle the guilt
'tis the day of ducks
le chop on man
you might say, Head's gonna roll
No Head for you
australia have lost their Head here
we're going to lose this I feel it
sandGODpers
Uzzie would have blocked that
Mark Waugh hates Dave Warner so much kek
Low scoring thriller please
>>158592407columbian ladabsolute smokeshow
>>158592445yea, blocked it with the bus he threw his 'mates' under
>>158592450what'd he say went out for a ciggy and warner hadnt said a word
>>158592450kek I think most people do
>bazposters going to wake up soon
>>158592452phwoar good on ya m8best of luck
>>158592450based junior
>>158592452a Colombian lad?
>>158592470any hole's a goal etc
WOLLOP
my mate married a latino and she was hot as fuck then turned into a potato and her face got enveloped in fat when she hit her late 20s
Not worried at all
kek why does england keep choosing this 6 giver
why does Archer not wear glasses? so he cant see the ball go for six haha
>>158592475Mexicans are renowned for this apparently
based bison imagine the ball is khawaja
>>158592475not every latinA can age like victoria justice
crikey
lot of tax frauds living in new zealand
>>158592475GORDITA'D
>>158592484HOLY KEK best original joke I've ever seen posted you sir are a comedian god
>>158592487shes mine
>It's not because I'm a political wanky dickhead>It's not because I'm emotional>It's not because I made fuck all runs>It's because I'm brown that I wasn't selected as CaptainKhawaja is a moron and will never live this down.
FUCK YOU ENGLAND FOR RUINING MY FRIDAY NIGHT
>>158592507give muslims an inch and they'll take 72 miles
>>158592485It’s why you should always pay attention to the mother of your potential bride and factor that into your equations
firday the 13rd its helloween 2nte btros
>>158592487her amerindian percentage is very low.
>>158592513
DROPPED THE ASHES
>>158592507This is why all browns should only ever play for brown countries
Unfair to even call it a drop because he never had a finger on it
Usman would have caught that
What Ashes series is this?
kek that looked so bad
I miss ODI cricket during the twobadplayers.jpg era.
>>158592524Not reallyAll about good fielding innitIf he wasn't in the right spot or moving quick enough it may as well be a dropped catch if he was close to it
>>158592523Australia is the sunburnt (ie. tanned in the future) country. Bronze isn’t white. Don’t be stupid
KEK KEK KEK
>>158592526indian premier league boxing day test
>>158592531
odi used to be based af. t20 is fucking aids
>>158592534What are you trying to say, retard?
this bison fella is pretty kino
The sonnet I wrote for my tinder bio is over the character limit for both it and bumble
why is this on a friday?
What do you reckon he M. Marsh thinks the ball as, as he wacks it for six?
>>158592549post it here
>>158592452>>158592465Doesn’t need luck,She just wants PR.Colombians are starting to get rejected from visas to Aussie land now so they’re all yours
>>158592537Thanks lad. It was a different time.
kek warner doing pajeet accents in the box
not losing by 300 runs is an absolute win in my eyeswould be very funny if we somehow drag it to the last over
>>158592554jokes on her i dont marry non-whites haha dont tell her
>>158592549should have just done a limerick
Feel like gatekeeping something but don't really have the resources or nous to carry it out properly.
>>158592563Ok but dont cum in her
Bison hundred coming up
I need a new headphone amplifier. What do you lads use.
>>158592549just link your screenplay instead
>>158592548appreciate the webms lad everyone here does just dont (you) you>>158592548
>>158592573
>>158592578<3
I kinda feel bad for Tim SoutheeMatt Henry is going to end with a career so good that people forget Boult and Southee ever even played for NZDon't give a fuck about Boult he's a traitor to his nation but I feel bad for Tim
>>158592573yamaha ago6
>>158592587t.Tim saudi
>>158592587doesnt southee coach bowling for england?
should have picked Asa tribe
This will be over before I’ve even had tea, gay as fuck
>>158592596I dunno, probably. All our players seem to go and coach england after retiring
>>158592598about to order a pizza, will prob have 1 slice and some garlic bread before its over
You now remember Peter Handscomb.t. Not Peter Handscomb or his mum
So what's the latest drama
>bbl still a month awayfuck me dead summer of cricket my ass
i like to watch girls use the toilet
>>158592596nah hes the putting coach
>>158592608jensen haung having more affairs than CA suspended players
>>158592602no wonder they keep losing
>>158592608david warners wife fucked SBW in a toilet
>>158592609I thought I wanted a shorter BBL season but really I do not. I was wrong
>>158592564Just your regular Australian bloke;Caring, kind, always up for a joke...And aft' a few drinksI'll look to where it stinks,Whip my cock out and give it a poke.
could use a wicket here
a rare win for the office monkey
Atkinsons a bit of a chucker hey
there once was a man from australiawho didnt know about qualia
le 50 and out man
>turn on cricket >wicket first balllel
we should bat first next time
Oi kiwibro you watching the rugby tomorrow m8
WOLLOPER WONNOLLY
>>158592598cripple rugby final on at 7:45pm
could use a double hat trick from Henry if you know what I mean hah
>>158592641why would I watch france vs sa
>>158592654Ffs you know what I mean
what score did labuschagne get ?
>>158592641only thing I'm doing tomorrow is playing poe
>>158592666i barely know what day it is mate
NICE REVIEW DICK HEAD
kek nice POOOOOOview
ah yesthe pooview
>>158592663>3amdoubtful m8 ttttt
>pitching a foot outside leg>off the middle of the bat>yeah bro we'll do a review there
feel like we're losing the story here
sometimes it feels like wer're discussing two different matches
>>158592688matchie?
Just woke up, is 131 a good score?
based
>>158592692for england lel
>>158592692it's a winning score if australia are chasing in the 4th innings
>the peengland game is almost over already
>odi >cricketpick one
COMEBACK
>one daymore like one afternoon
ANZAC STRONG
>>158592720it tracks cause we only need 1 day to beat england in a 5 day test so an odi should only be an afternoon
plenty of time to play 18 holes after they wrap up this run chase
crazy how mitch marsh is our captain
how the FUCK am I going to send emails today
>>158592671based pm of nz
>>158592737oh no a bad day for you at adult daycare
>>158592737Everyone on X (FKA Twitter) is saying we should be scared so now I'm a bit scared.
coffee
>millions of office workers cant do their jobs>nothing bad happens
>>158592758oh no
ODC is more interesting when there’s a tournament going on, these two team series aren’t doing it for anyone. Poms don’t even want to be there
HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD HEN GOD
nothing will beat ashes and world cup 23 posting. the uncs are all ageing out, therell never be threads and cricket times as kino as those threads
Matt Henry
hurry up and win I'm bored
Zoomers won’t remember World Series Cricket
Remember ODI tri series?
for me its the oye hoye
>>158592774World cup 2015 and 2019 were way better freshcunt
India is throwing this match, aren't they?
All those millions of people doing fake email jobs going to be made unemployed next week when their companies find out how useless they really were
>>158592782Im so old i went to them
>>158592727Connolly is shit
That’s what we need
>>158592786I don't remember 2019, but 2015 was good.
the VB something or otherreal niggas remember the ing cup and those signs around the field
>>158592786nah they dodnt have sovl and were filled woth bad natured seethe
>>158592789There’s going to be a mass public boycott of all companies using AI to replace workers
>>158592774last ashes in england had great threads
>>158592800The Benson & Hedges World Series
show the worm you cunts
>>158592818*unzips dick*
alright come here mate I'll show you the worm
did pat cummins release the epstein files this morning?
>>158592826I always knew she was Islamophobic. Probably supports One Nation too.
whats a good fisher meme name
>>158592826>-her hands look like a black woman's hand in the thumbnail
will india?
>>158592826what does the punch emoji symbolise?
>>158592847Paki bashing
>>158592847domestic violence (against men)
>>158592847Husband batterer
>>158592847its a fist bump bro
>>158592826She beats him
>>158592850>>158592852>>158592853>>158592855truth>>158592854lies
>>158592839Fusher and chups
>>158592826What was she yelling at him about?
New Zealand eke ahead in the race to win their match before Australia
>>158592847anal fisting, in my circles at least
>fusherkek
>>158592737theyll have it sorted soon
>>158592860kek
England can still win this
>>158592868Winjeets stay losing, GNU/Chads rise up
>>158592847cheating at sport
the missus spoiled todays wordle for me
F I V EIVE
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>158592875snek
>>158592877Did you beat her krillion score?
>>158592868Will this outage be enough for companies to not outsource to jeets and ai?
>>158592877can't spoil the wordle if she's got two black eyes
>>158592847She is brofisting Pewdiepie
>>158592887i believe its possible she can still do that
>>158592859based sandwich eaterthink he's got a couple slices of ham on that bad boy?
>>158592875DO NOT let the SCG staff see this
>>158592894>when koala was in the team ham and other haram things weren't allowed on tour or on the numerous break menus
>>158592899That's sad as fuck
man after the highs of the south africa series, some minnowbashing just doesnt give me much
Haven’t even woken up and it’s over
best players in australia:1. renshaw2. beardman4. the rest
What an absolute piece of shit Kawaja is.He is an adult version of why you shouldn’t spoil your kids
>>158592899>can't even have a proper sausage roll with a bit of tomato sauceffs. even if I was a 7-wife-haver I wouldn't force the rest of the team to miss out on what they enjoy for my sake.
fusher gets his fush
is there a beardwoman?
Please come to /hoc/
Pork is bad for health. There’s a reason why it was only eaten by peasants
>>158592913Tonight? Definitely
>>158592913Yeah youre mum lol
>Mahli>From the Hebrew name מַחְלִי (Maḥli), derived from חָלָה (ḥala) meaning "weak, sick".
>>158592925Damn the muslims have overtaken Ireland tooRip
Someone here copies my posts and uses them later, I'm not mad or anything but I'm a little mad.
>>158592914I asked a question there the other day and no cunt answerd it. Youse can go fuck
>>158592930absolute sick cunt
>>158592914In school only poofs and girls played hockey.
kek india getting bumrah'd arshdeep lol
>>158592931Do some actual research you’ll see pork is not fit for human consumption and God forbade it because it’s better that nobody eats it. I wouldn’t even feed it to dogs, it’s basically like poison
JUST GET THE FUCKING RUNS ALREADY
>>158592947If they finish too quick the advertisers lose money.
>obese seccie trying to keep everyone safe -_-
>>158592946yeah but then how would you eat a bacon and egg mcmuffin?
can you stay in the irish containment thread please champ >>>/sp/nrl/
bounce that indian cunt out
>>158592946Ok MuHAMmad
>>158592955has anyone ever died from a beer snake?
>>158592958turkey bacon is delicious
dont mind a wet black deck
>>158592967its not about safety its about telling people what to do
>>158592969it's turkiye now.
I DONT WANNA TOUCH YOU TOO MUCH BABEEEEHCAUSE MAKIN' LOVE TO YOU MIGHT DRIVE ME CRAZEEEHI KNOW YOU THINK THAT LOVE IS THE WAY YOU MAKE ITBUT I DONT WANNA BE THERE WHEN YOU DECIDE TO FAKE ITNOLOVE BITES LOVE BLEEDSITS BRINGIN ME TO MY KNEES
>>158592955Based
is email chad in? can you email Fox Sports and complain about Warner thanks in advance
i'll be honest, i don't know what a beer snake is
to all you cazzie faggots from /alf/ that come here during the off-season, here's some advice; don't come back. get rooted you blow-in faggots. stuff the lot of you.go port.
>>158593001t. Hugh Jackman
>destroy the credibility of a muslim >wipe the floor with the englishall in a day for aussie cricket
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED BRAAAA
Who doesn't enjoy a nice ham and cheese sandwich? Stop this commie bullshit
>>158593001nah I think I'll stay
Speaking of bacon and small-goods in general, I tried hot smoked salmon the other week for the first time and it’s really nothing like (cold) ordinary smoked salmon, aside from obviously being salmon, it’s very good and worth a go if you’re into that sort of thing
do they give you a refund for bringing your cup back? potential big profit to be made by taking a beer snake back to the bar
henGOD
89 all out>89 all out89 all out>89 all out89 all out>89 all out89 all out>89 all out
Damn peewees. Looking good mate.
>>158593001its basically a holiday house for nrl and afl and is mostly dormant throughout the year except for a couple of bongs, a kiwi and a few jeet waves every now and then
Well at least India are doing worse than >us
>>158593011SALMON IS FUCKING TOXIC. It's killing our waterways and our endangered species.
two sixes please end this
>>158593011For me it's smoked salmon dip with seaweed rice crackers
>beardman>doesn’t have a beard
>Humiliating loss for IndiaAn enjoyable evening made better.
>India lose by 244 runs>244
>>158593029>Muslims want you to hate this
stadium operators fuming they didn't get to use the fancy lights
>>158593029lies and slander
>second heaviest loss of all time for india>lowest ever total against NZallsmiles.webm
India just took this game off I reckon. Wanted a break to get on the piss for a couple days.
>>158593022Very nice. My favourite way for smoked salmon is either with scrambled eggs on toast or on a bagel with cream cheese and sumac or dill >>158593020You’re thinking of carp
>>158593029>89(26.4)
Farmed salmon is an ecological disaster up in Scotland. It’s an open secret than none of these farms reach the environmental or health standards yet the Scottish Executive brush it under the carpet because muh exports.
>>158593029crisp Chris P. Bacon
>>158593052>farmed salmonthat's a funny name for your mum's box m8
>>158593049
Can someone explain to me wtf is Warner's problem?
>>158593052I try to buy wild caught, if I buy farmed I’ll look for Ireland or Norway now thanks
for me, it's Tiffany Salmon
>>158593065Manlet
>>158593029where did you get this webm of sebbo?
>>158593065he know the best sex his wife ever had was in a smelly dunny with some footy player
>>158593052The reason no one takes it seriously is because there is no scientific evidence to back up the claim. It's mostly based on aesthetics and noise pollution from farms, which annoys people who have holiday homes nearby.
>>158593064If there’s too many salmon it stands to reason that we should eat them. Dumb greenies
stop resisting englel you fucking shitters
>>158593092She could have a mean bush and armpit hair if she stopped shaving, judging by her eyebrows.
What kind of name is Mahli?
>>158593080No it’s because they’re all covered in sea lice mainly plus actual pollution into the lochs.Source: they’ve had articles nearly once a month in Private Eye for over a decade now on farmer salmon
even the pigeons have no fear of the poms
>>158593108Yeah, we get the same articles in Tasmania, but they aren't backed up by any evidence.
going to be fucking PISSED if the poms dont give us a good fight this series
six to win would be a kino rule for these meme cricket matches
>>158593106where’s he from?
Funny how the shitskins have fucked off now the anglo-gods Australia and NZ have fucked off the third world shit holes of India, England and Wales
>>158593074>>158593079I wonder what Phil Hughes would think of Warner and Khawaja being grubs in retirement
>>158593119Jamaica
It’s over
>>158593120based endofmatchyolopostGOD
>>158593108>Private Eyeyou fucking ponce
ez pz send us someone worthy
>>158593120what do we go now though? These minnow bashing games always finish so early. Some BBL would be good.
>>158593136>ez pzHow does one say this? It sounds weird in my head.
>>158593136your deck panes are upside down lol
>>158593136Based hobbit God
>>158593143easy peasy
>>158593150I don't get it
>7:40pm>sport done for the night
>>158593115>any evidence Well in Scotland these farms have been failing the Environmental and Health Agencies inspections, but political pressure means them not getting closed. And the numbers of rotten dead fish washing up on the shores and collected ones buried is recorded (15 million in 2022)
>>158593155This is an Aquachad thread
Where's Vidler?
>>158593157youre a good man mate
>>158593162Yuck. Flat is king. I'd rather fuck a feminine man than a curvy foid.
I’ll kill myself
Harry “brainlet” Brook and Brendon “Baz McCum” McCullum strike again
>>158593177everything going according to plan. Who is going to retire at the drinks break this time kek
>>158593177Yet somehow not the most humiliating ODI display today
>>158593169thats a dog breed mate
>>158593193vizler
>>158593156please watch our sport
>>158593183Noticed the pooaspora posters aren’t posting
>>158593211Bet you I could absolutely heem anyone playing that pitiful """spoort"""
ILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>158593223based joe denly
Not if I get you first you fucking coward
>>158593211>>158593219imagine jamming a broom handle in their wheels
>>158593211This would be a lot better if the chairs were remote controlled.
came from 0-40 yesterday and then won a deciding point (sudden death deuce)clutch
>>158593236You sound like you've got one too many chromosomes
Why is there a UK anon who is absolutely seething about Australians? https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/convict%2A/country/GB/
>>158593254>such a blowie you don't know who shitjeet isabsolutely pitiful, get lost you absolute wombat
>>158593254it's their various indians / pakis / various swarthy typesi think there is 6 or 7 of them
>>158593001>portKWAB
>>158593092fat slut
>>158593143e-zee pee-zee
imagine being an office wagie in Perth just knocking off now and planning to stroll down to the ground to watch the criggy but you can't because england are so fucken shit that they get skittled by a debutant and now the match is over so instead you have to head home to your boring misso who'll just rant about her day, bitch about her colleagues and prepare a dinner of fish fingers and packet mac and cheese
>>158593291It's zed, mate.
>Usman dabbed and Dave Warner 67edThat's just about all I need to know
was at the crig lads (phoneposting doesn't work)decent match not very exciting tho
>>158593296Microsoft shit the bed m8, if you’re an office worker in Perth you should have left hours ago.
>>158593296>imagine being an office wagieI'd rather not if I'm being honest
Whats Perth like?
>>158593143ezz pezz
Wheelchair rugby is brutal
I'd give Harry Brook a shocker but it'd be three in the stink iykwim
>throw in random westralian guy for a debut because why not>6fer against englel's best sideyawnjust another day at the office
>>158593309Absolute shitholeThink the worst aspect of every other capital city and none of the good bitsI should know - I grew up there
>>158593309Perth, Tasmania or the new one in WA?
>>158593296Just as an aside how do you fellas deal with that situation?When women want to sit and talk about the inane stuff happening in their ordinary life?I can do it well i'm feeling well but when I feel bad it's just agonizing.
>>158593319thats disappointing
>>158593309ongoing low level civil war between citizens and abo tribes but other than that it's comfy
small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
What would you guys do if your gf smacked you
>>158593309been here my whole life, it's mid and quiet. unless you love baking at the beach there's shit all else to do. too many fucking sudos and yemeni dogs coming in plus the subhuman irish
>>158593342saar please we are just like you saar
how could a captain remain unaware while an entire dressing room and the most senior players were involved¿ capt KEK
Trying Hinge now. feel like such a fuckwit sending these comments with every chick I like, but you've gotta do what you've gotta do. The first chick said she like sport so I asked if she liked test cricket
how'd your beloved india go today you worthless shitskin mutt
Sebbo desperately trying to shift the conversation away from India losing by 200+ to New Zealand
>>158593343Tell her to smack it harder
(*)
>>158593361LMAO him and Britjeet completely silent during their countries abysmal losses and as so as it’s over they try to come back the fucking cowards.
>>158593354it's known an cr-ICK-et to women
you subhuman wormfucking verminwhen are you finally going to kill yourselfyour family can't wait any longerend their suffering
>>158593343sex mostly>>158593354did she reply OH NO iykwim haha
>>158593367They've been like this for yearsThey just get off on the humiliation
Dating apps are horrible lol, I met my missus through a social event
subiaco CBD10 minutes champ
whats a social event
fuck off you perfidious wormyou are lower than filth
>>158593386Where you see people in real life and have to make eye contact
Did they check the pockets of the Australian players and the state of the ball after the English batting Innings?
Hey! Sebbo the Shitskin's back after a brief but unexplained absenceHow is your miserable life going today you fucking waste of space, oxygen thief mutt
>be bowler>notice one side of the ball is unusually rough>must be natural wear innit>serendipity.exe >reverse swing goes cray>god I’m talented
>>158593408bodied that freak
Sebbo's izzat levels absolutely plummeting
Seriously grire scenes for shitskin sebbo hereIntergenerational izzat loss
>>158593313You posted this in /afl/ as well m8
the best way to watch cricket is on your phone
>>158593427>soshit shartma
Poobros, quick question: it an izzat loss or gain if your family flees India to live somewhere else?
might just become australian (start cheating to get ahead in everything I do)
>>158593434>izzatthat's a purely islamic concepthindus have a punya loss and gain thing
done two threads today with zero cricket played
UH OH TYPO IN THE GROUP CHAT
Its amazing how Brits and NZers are mad about Australians like non-Victorians are mad about Victoorians in /afl/
might become a kiwi and move to Australia
>>158593436>Might become AustralianMost peewees doMust be shit over there. (Never been)
>minor abrasion on roof of mouth eating a snack earlier today >lunch ruined>dinner ruined>all subsequent snacking ruined
>>158593447what was his name haha
Another Brendan Taylor century incoming at Sharjah
>>158593444Good idea you'll increase the average IQ of both countries
>>158593442It's a protagonist vs NPC thing
>>158593446I know you're making a joke but honestly yeah it is a shitty time to be a new zealander. Although from what I hear it's not any better being an aussieDon't know if anywhere in the world doesn't suck right now. Japan maybe? Some places in europe?
Peewee is the nigger of /cric/
>>158593447Was the snack a piece of sandpaper that you had in your pocket from cheating in cricket? Would explain the abrasions on that one side
Cummings performance in front of the media was exactly that, a well rehearsed performance. His breathless delivery was that of a man desperate to get through his script like a young actor making his stage debut
>>158593460He also didnt want to get yelled at by his bong wife again
should he have just freestyled it
>>158593460Yeah and you lost the cricket. HahahhahahahahaDidn't even read your post because YOU LOST THE CRICKETHahahahhahahahahahhahahahha
>>158593460You're mums performance in my bedroom was that of veteran that had done this hundreds of times.
>>158593463only if the journos cant prepare either
Who won the cricket today
>>158593468HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD
Should I like a 39 year old who says she wants kids?
Yes ButWho won the cricket?
>>158593477The female version of zachy, except he wants to bum kids
>>158593479Matt Henry
jodie foster was an underrated beauty
>shitskin sebbo scuttled off againPathetic
>131 all outwonder how many sheets of sandpaper they used this time
More than you because we WON the cricket hahahahaha
Just liked a woman with a child because she was white and only 8kms awayfair to say I've crossed a certain BAC threshold
>sandpapermeant sandgroper
My theory is that Warner was the designated ball handler between deliveries and was determined to do anything to win cause of the SBW shit. He made Bancroft use sandpaper and told his good mate Uzzie (Warner was also scuffing the ball with his heavily taped hands). The bowlers knew they were ball tampering to get reverse swing (there's no way they couldn't, they'd notice the marks), but didn't know they were using sandpaper.So Uzzie is right that the whole team knew about the ball tampering and Cummins is right that they didn't know about the sandpaper. Either way, Uzzie is a fuckwit for raising it and destabilising the team to generate sales for his book when everyone had moved on. Can't wait for him to call everyone a racist when he's denied a cushy commentary gig.
>the cricketno it's not cricket actuallyand you 100% would have cheated anyway. australians cheat the same way other people breathe
Wales are going to beat New Zealand tomorrow
And you're a loser in the same way your cuck nation is overrun by pakis, filth and dogsIt's actually a criminal offence for you to read this post and I'm minded to report you to the police
does ben stokes still play for england?
Ben Stokes plays for who he's always played forHimselfHappy to be quoted as saying that btw
/cric/ when the Aussies are up and about is another levelAll the other little cuck worm nations just slink awayIt's pathetic really
>/cric/ when the Aussies are up and about is another level>All the other little cuck worm nations just slink away>It's pathetic really
>>158587068 (You) #>>158586888 #>>158586372 (You) #>>158581946 (You) #>>158582082 (You) #plain x
Fuck off sebbo you fucking worm
it's simples YFO
>>158593518>australians cheat the same way other people breatheso trueand then hold highly rehearsed press conferences to deny it with no sign of shame. they think they've mastered it but everyone can see through it kek
Cummins is showing his true colors. He is truly under the thumb. from his political stances to now this. Why do we think he took so long to respond? Because he has been heavily schooled by the PR gurus. he is taking the aus public for fools. Time for someone with character to run our national team. We are sick of Yes Men. Ever ask yourself why Warne never captained? Did it really make sense that Langer was sacked? Both Langer and Warne were not Yes Men and were shown the door.
>>158593567It's a ploy to make this gay dying sport more relevant than it really is. It's like when Richie Benaud's response to someone saying no one's coming to the games "Excuse me? I heard what you said I just said excuse me!".
Poms waking up just to seethe at us. They really are mindraped.
>beardman>is clean shaven
plain simple to understand take: legalize ball tampering x
do you think the breakdancing girl somehow cheated at the olympics? seems an essential part of aus sport
where did threatbro go?
just swiped right on "if you believe they went to the moon[,] swipe left"
what a day to be alive
>breakdancing>sport
>>158593626for me its wheelchair breakdancing
I could easily drink 2L of milk a day
award on the way moite x
>>158593637Remember downing a 2L bottle of iced coffee daily while studying for my HSCIt's a miracle I didn't get fat. Youth really is a superpower...
making a karaoke playlist
>>158593653stereolab - eye of the volcanox
state of these UAE pitches this series slightly too brainful I'm afraid
>>158593654trying to decide which song off Steve McQueen by Prefab Sprout (they named it something else in your shithole) to put on it atm
how am I meant to work if outlook isn't updating?
>>158593664top choicelgm x
>>158593672>how am I meant to work if outlook isn't updating?Why are you on 4chan if you're meant to be at work?
>>1585936761 email per hour bud thats the going rate, how else is he going to spend his time
>>158593653cannibal corpse - stabbed in the throat
>>158593653Stay away from Dixie - Johnny Rebel
everything is being hacked by AI nowlast week it was this site now it's Microsoftimagine when AI turns your water and electricity off next year. it's so fucking ogre
>>158593730look at this cunt watching cricket with his smart tv and his smart fridge and shit we're not all rich like you cunt
>>158593607If you’re doing it just to bang sluts then it obvs doesn’t matter
>>158593650Full fat milk is still 95% fat free. Low fat milk is a scam
whats our thoughts on russell brand?
He probably didn’t consider it rape at the time
Do you guys prefer to milk your prostate on Friday night or Saturday night?
is this it? we just bowl some bbl player and it's over for other countries?
why didnt we play like this in the earlier games
>>158593735I just want to have white children
>>158593730Already happening, NHS seems to get hacked once a year and then there was the French supermarket hack which has brought on the Governments current stockpiling advice, and in those cases it’s not even AI doing it. Going to get worse before it gets better. The bubble will eventually burst and there will be 2 or 3 megacompanies left which will dominate it and just like how the tech companies atm seem to be a law unto themselves and resist any government oversight it will be even worse because they will be “too big to fail”. Instead of thinking everything being connected to the internet and computers might be a mistake everyone seems to be going the opposite way despite all the warning signs.
>>158593753weird dude but was getting too much reach for the UK gov to allow anymore so copped the sham sex assault charge
>>158593777I think its more englel can't play cricket more than the new kid can bowl
So Wasley, Handscomb, Konstas, Macdonald, Bancroft last week, Hoekstra(this fucking kid), Beardman, Weibgen, Meredith, Kuhnemann, Buckingham, Abbott, Thornton...Whole bunch of options for selection there, a lot of youth.Though frankly the Shield cricket is better to watch nowadays than test cricket. They play too many tests and too many days. >>158592478kek I think I saw him at the beach yesterday. The only black guy in Fremantle... other than Frederick.Huge unit.
>>158593805did you see his bbc bulge
>>158592859>you're on cam bison, do something
>>158593805>Shield cricket is better to watch nowadays than test cricket.Same with County, especially this summer where the two series were >Eng v NZ: who chokes first? and then a utterly terrible Pakistan side who even Root couldn't lose to.
>>158592967Yes, they're extremely venomous.
yeah the bowlers didn't know.. MY FUCKING ARSEthis story isn't going away pozziesisters you filthy dirty cheats
>>158593301I nearly went, but was crook this morn.Then I saw the score and just went "yeah nah".
>>158593791cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>158593834>>158593834>>158593834
>>158593806I wasn't really looking there to know that. Sorry mate.That and me dog distracted me.
>>158593791You will never be a white person.Or a woman.
>>158593427Such a good overYou can't argue with a stat like this
>>158593823Remember that time you bowled bodyline despite it not being in the spirit of the game?Then the MCC overruled that and threatened action if Australia complained again?>but we're the cheatsYou nearly killed people with this.
