England trashed in Perth Bindia humiliated in Mt. Maunganui
post toil beers?
MAKE CRICKETING GREAT AGAINLEGALIZE BALL TAMPERINGEGALIZE
Said it again and again, but the white ball side really needs a clear out.
YFO
every single time
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Said it again and again, but my white balls really need a clear out inside a pajeeta or three.
>>158593844This the third tonight you've posted this imagehttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/NxMFWo529TNY_G-AUXJR9g/
>>158593844
test
put like 6 CCR songs on my karaoke playlist
sugondese sebbots champ
why can't harry brook captain?
>>158593859BASEDASED
>>158593857odi
>NOOOO GOY DON'T NOTICE THE PATTERN BEHIND RECENT EVENTS AFFECTING BIGTECH
>location: Sydney, 73kms awayfuck off
>bigtechtouch grass, zoomer.
has there ever been a bigger 'the lady doth protest too much' moment than your national captain doing a 70+ minute press conference to evade every question and then say he never wants to speak of it again?
>>158593870…umgo on fella x
>cowardly brits avoided the real discussion after the press conference just to post about it while we're all asleepkek
So... my sunscreen still does fuck all. Neck is burnt as fuck. Oh and the moisturizer I had from 5 yrs ago works better than the same label one I got this week, and it doesn't cause a reaction.What gives?How does 5yr old moisturizer from the same brand/product label/container work better than the current product?
>Mahli Beardmanliterally whowe really shouldn't be making someone with two meme names look decent desu
>>158593895Guy has been rocketing since since last summer here and we all saw this coming.This kid is amazing.
>>158593869Difference was that 'fast leg theory' was in the law and the only thing that changed afterwards was not being allowed to stack the legside with fielders; meanwhile altering the ball with foreign objects wasn't and still isn't legal and is therefore cheating. Plus sandpapergate was less than a decade ago and bodyline was over 90, and pozzies are still seething about it kek.
>>158593900that can't be right, australia doesn't have any young talent
Almost up there with Lillee's entry to international cricket, though that was against the world XI (kinda insane).
Oi laptop thumbers you can get back to sending your emails now
there's no batting talent tbflabuSHANE looks like an elite bowler in shield. I know the greek zoomer slogged a hundred but we already know he's not test tier
On Wednesdays 'Countdown' Mike Bubbins (the guest in dictionary corner) was talking about a charity game he played in last year where he opened the batting with Marnus at Sophia Gardens. Worth watching for a laugh.
>>158593908no it's still not updating I'm afraid mate
sunscreensperg, can you please go to a dermatologist
>>158593844You've got to be fucking kidding me
>>158593902What about that time you considered an aluminium bat against the spirit of the game despite it having been used for previous tests?It's always for YOUR convenience that the spirit swings because you control the MCC you pommy gits.Death to England.
guess who?just like cricket, they want too much of a decent thing and ruin it
>>158593903Nah, no young talent absolutely killing shield cricket and making old farts look like skeletons here atm. None at all.I think they just assumed it would be limbo like in the early 10s when we did have kids like this back then. We've got a squad of them that would cream england already.
>>158593958>did have kidsdidn't*
A steady stream of 30 year olds is as good as >muh youth prospectz
went straight from toil to the ground, got to watch maybe 45 minutes thanks to inglis and renshaw slowing the pace of scoringthankyou CA, very cool. Very much looking forward to not being able to go to any of the perth test either since it starts on a fucking wednesday mid-december when mr. shekelstein is reluctant to approve any leavesickie looms
>>158593971Nah we're fucking hopeless and get injured in 2 seconds all the time.I don't know why, we're always fucking injured. Kinda annoying.
>>158593971b-but they can only play for 6 more years!
Why are britposters so obsessed with us
>>158593973why are you blaming cricket australia for england shitting the bed
we're obsessed with integrity. wouldn't expect a prisoners' island to get it
>>158593993soOo TRUE xhttps://youtu.be/L5V9nK7-OkM
>integrity>from a brit>a fucking britPottery
>>158593994because there was always the chance england would shit the bed and it started at fucking 11.30am on a weekday
>>158593834in the spirit of the thread I've got a joke, English cricket! LOL
>>158594003>>158594007THis!!https://youtu.be/iv_gXt1cCI8
>>158594013keKkkkk
So glad people are waking up to how much of a cunt Khawaja was and still isI fucking hope people wake up to how shit Mark Howard is as well as Warner
Oh and 30 yr olds had 5 jabs, that probably doesn't do the body so well.
>>158594051everyone knows howie is a fucking faggot, but he's bareable as a cricket commentator. unless you watch afl you have no reason to hate that cunt.
>>158594013very funny joke
we aren't waking up to that, we're waking up to how deeply entrenched the cheating culture is in pozzieland where their captain will blatantly lie to the world for an hour about his ignorance
>>158594061His commentary is shit and he yells for no reason, but he seems like alright bloke
>>158594061nah hes dog water in the box
*hides brit seethepost*
If Steve Smith wasn't so good at cricket, he'd be posting here I reckon
They were not kidding about Lillee that day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iRZvo1cGg8
this cunts going to torment England for yearslock for the ashes
>>158594078>implying he doesn't shitpost here between inningsIt's part of the psyop strat he's employing you see.
Of course the bowlers knew but what are they supposed to do at the time. They can’t say anything to the umpire incase he notices and they get their captain caught in the act, they did the right thing by doing nothing, besides which it was against South Africa and cheating them is perfectly acceptable if you aren’t rumbled
>>158594086Oh and Morris.And maybe the Hoek? He's come from nowhere.
>>158594086He’ll look great once that moustache comes through and the mullet extends a bit
Mark Cosgrove used to smear his kfc stained fingers on the ball, especially in those damp county conditions.
I don't regret putting Jeff Buckley - So Real on my karaoke playlist, but my vocal chords may lament it
Incredible thread over at /r9k/ right now, some Irish anon got rejected by a morbidly obese prozzie
>>158593827Yeah I'm glad I went but it was very much a dick around/not exciting match, I was only there for 3 hours and that was basically all of it
>>158594117That and I am a burnt lobster again right now.
>>158594107Stop showing how shit and entry level your music taste is.
>>158594125>He didn't slip slop slapNgmi
>>158594132Could be worse, least it's not video game or anime soundtracks
>>158594136https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U8lPlTK02I
>>158594133But I did.I think the cream's causing a reaction.
>>158594132pseud fagGrace is one of the greatest albums ever recorded -- and yes I know the cool kid obscure shit. That man's voice was impeccable, and if you actually knew music instead of only thinking you do because you're some ebin underground indie kid faggot you'd recognise as much too.I'm so so so sorry people have heard of the man before. I'm sure Jeff would personally apologise to you too were he still alive. RIP to him, and KYS to yougay cunt
>>158594141If we're doing soundtracks, for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS0rBaCA69o
>>158594156Jeff is kinda overrated.
>>158594152:(
>>158594166Mum had same problem, for some reason I got away with it for ages until recently.Can't tell if it's new ingredients or what.
wasnt like 90% of all suncreen found to be useless recentlywhat happened with that
>>158594066>he yells for no reasonbro that is the 1st lesson they teach you in sports commentary, HYPE HYPE HYPE you want an oscar you hype a moment up, its legacy but they don't know they're dead yet
>>158594098my god he's in my crowdies team for sure, I like em thick and too lazy to run, hit sixes all day you see
>>158594178nothingjust like every time the small hats get caught cheating
>>158594158Huh, I had no idea 1000x was an Australian Publisher...Just goes to show, no matter how hard our government tries to censor our games industry, it always finds a way. I wish there was a melbourne equivalent of 1000x, but it would be banned immediately like 1000x probably was in China.
>>158594061He commentaates afl does he? How bad is there? Any examples?
>>158594086Won't help much when >we have no batsmen in the works atmUnless of course he follows in Starca footsteps in terms of batting and becomes our lower order saviour
FFS it's back lads
>>158594181thats not lesson 1 of commentary. its lesson 1 of content creationbest commentators know how to build a rhythm and also when to use silence
I asked bard to cover Grace by Jeff Buckley but he completely bottled it claiming it was too difficult then left /cric/ shortly after
>>158594178Surprised it took so longEverytime i used suncreen in my youth it never did anything. So i just never bothered.The elite thing has always been cover as much skin as possible and wear a hat if you plan to stay out in the sun for extended periods
>>158594164By who, exactly? And in what capacity? >muh Hallelujah? Surely not me... Good art isn't anathema to the masses, they just have trouble recognising it oftentimes.I'm a trained vocalist and I can you that man had one of the greatest voices of all time. Now, I know it takes more than a good sauce to make a good meal, but the veg and protein on that album was far from lacking
>>158594202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpmfSX97Olwhype hype yell yell always talk up cricket
Naked under freshly washed bedsheets
Benaud was the antithesis of Howie on comms, and he was the best ever
current karaoke go tohttps://youtu.be/zouw5WOuDng?si=_U2lo5U70OycR39z
Legitimately can't get over the look on this cunts eyes, the eyes of a meth addicted poofter
>>158594208Nah I think it's all marketing.His voice sounds rather generic.
>>158594250That's because you're at heart a dilettante
>>158594238pics?
>>158594249He looks like Doc from The Angels.>way better singer than Jeff Cuckley btwCan't hit a single fucking note too. Miss him. ;_;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_XOnngmbpo
Why did we make fun of Linkin Park back in the day? They're really good.
>>158594261this but My Chemical Romance
>>158594256
>>158594249terrifying
>>158594249He's going to look just like that kiwi when he finally goes fully bald. Bald with giga blue eyes is an odd look.
Anyone know/remember Machine Gun Fellatio? Apparently the guitarist is my dad's cousin's cousin. Used to listen them them on road trips when I was like 9
>>158594266Yeah. Bullets, Three Cheers and Black Parage are a good trio of albums.
>>158594261Because the older kids (now pushing 40s) were so fucking dumb about it and I legit thought nu metal was all some inside joke or something. They wore pants to their ankles and copied MTV hard. Then many years later I tried old Korn and Deftones, yeah it was ok. But jesus christ. This shit was garbage:>Limp Bizkit>Static X>Mudvayne>Marylyn Manson>Kid Rock>Slipknot (Iowa was ok I guess...)I was gonna add Incubus, but their 1st 2 albums are actually not bad, their later stuff is garbage.Soulfly had moments but was also corny.Anyway I grew up with post Disembodied metalcore that made all of the above look gay as fuck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZC7dMygIms
Oh and Death Grips proved that hybrid genre bands were not even trying. People still rip them off poorly.
Dunno what those bands are, but here's some Devo
:'(
>>158594266WHEN I WAS
>>158594288Stupid name good tunes
>>158594367Ironic that you're the one to reply since it's a relation on my convict side
>>158594318Also overrated, but much better.The quintessential quality band for men of cultured taste is the TISM though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJGvmBiNiDYNobody will ever top them. You must be THIS cultured to have public opinions on music.Samantha here agrees.
>>158594373https://youtu.be/6k4H2LtmOmU
>>158594380We doing 90s Aus Alt rock?https://youtu.be/TwUJ6DueG1c
