Orale ese, yall ready to see me become the next Mexican champ foo?https://youtu.be/eCU6wpj262Q
raped hokpiggy status?
*unzips pants**cock takes 4 minutes to unfurl**crashes through six floors*Justin Gaethje.
soon
Hokit vs Gane To live is to die
Cyril gane feel the pain when I'm in the rang
Nigger
There's only one thing I love more than Josh Hokit and that's gay sex
>>158595668Tai Bam Bam Tuivasa the only guy to drop Ciryl Gane
Rich “Ace” Franklin toAce “nigger” Chandler >a rich ace nigger
>>158595680Are you crazy in your 'ed man?
>>158595668somehow this is gane's 2nd best win
>POOsman is gonna spend 6 months in an Abu Schaubi prisonKEK
Hook it seems to be crazy enough to return the eye pokes gayne has readyHope he plops his eye out so I dont have to watch that mediocre retard ever again
look at this fucking retard
Listen, Josh Hokit is a beast but Ciryl Gane is a beast hunter destroyer
your cung lees your cub swansons
>>158595697Hokit said he will escalate the fouls as far as they need to, including violence outside the cage. Hokit by round 1 verbal submission
>>158595709He destroys beast hunters? What are you implying, that GAYne is a bigger beast or the defender of beasts?
>>158595717No he's a beast hunter-destroyer
>>158595714We had the perfect hw champ in Tom Asp and gayne had to ruin it by being a dirty cheat, i really wish him all the worstHook it by eye pokes inshallah
If you genuinely believe Hokit is winning, you're a faggot bitch homo gay tranny cocksucker sissy ass slut monkey stupid ass retarded nigga.
No Love
Dumbass niggas crashing bikes and trucks like learn how to fucking be a smooth Chad operator like me
Georgia man I don't know if I agree that Umar's better than Usman actually, even though Usman annoys me he's clearly way better striking wise and when it comes to wrestling I'd say they're neck and neck, maybe Umar has a slight edgeNeither are champ material as I said but I totally see Usman going farther than Umar, that is if he gets out of jail first geg
protect your bamhole at all times
Gane is gonna puntch josh hokits head so hard his head will pop off and he'll have to get a new head
>>158595729That may or may not be true Frenchie, but G*ne's still losing I'm sorry
>>158595729facetime your mom let me talk shit to two bitches faces
You think usman is stuck in there with them? They're stuck in there with HIM.
>>158595729I just asked your dad who he's picking and...yeah...yikes bro
>targeted ads
>>158595722Youre a beast hunter destroyer
the UFC blocked Tony from solving the dog stan problem early and look at it now. pests are no joke
Who is the true weakest link? Umar or Usman?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY USBUSSY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
blurring the line between combat and lovemaking, I present you, cyril gabe
the Slovenian is so ill it's entertainingYou better enjoy this high while you can though, cause Hokbeast's heeming your boy
>>158595787is the nurmagomedov wrestling good enough to stop a 300lbs black guy's rape attempt ?
>>158595788Is poking your significant other in the eyes during love making an american thing? Or do you mean the lines are blurred because gane likes to poke eyes out and how is this relevant to love makingYall are weird
>>158595795Hokit couldn't heem Curtis Blaydes b
>>158595802You wouldnt get it
>>158595643basted, marinated, ready for spit roasting by ganelord
>>158595799I believe the prisons there are filled with indians, pakis and other brownies so it's more about protecting his bamhole from aids. they probably have one toilet per 10 inmates
>>158595809Yeah seems like itI guess i would have to time travel 15 years ago and refuse to put a penis in a women to understand what you mean
>>158595764kadydaddy's harem
>>158595799hold on why are we assuming usman wants to stop him?
>>158595818I have a feeling they finna pull strings to release the retard, but not all of emthey still need to pay around 400k dollaridoos
>>158595668wow. it really was just a slip.
>>158595803Blaydes heems Gane.
>>158595799stop? hes pulling guard
>>158595739Usman goes slightly farther on merit that he can poke and crotchshot you at much as he needs.
>>158595827>>158595837homo projection
Do all the mountain men get to share the same cell?
>>158595828Their careers are essentially over even if they get released even more if they stay inside for 6 months. No nutrition, no training, pajeet-tier carb food everyday and stuck inside teeny cell with 10 tuberculosis infected PakistsanisAnd for what lmao? Getting your ass beat by 2 short guys and being outed as rats and jackals
Not so fun when you're the one getting your bamhole inspected huh?
>>158595857
1 DAY UNTIL HOKPIGGY GETS SLAUGHTER
>>158595878Liftingweights.jpg
>>158595861No lil bit meldonium in abu dhabi prison brazza? What is dis
>Usman, I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.
>try to jump someone in a sneak attack>get punched in the face to the floor multiple times>everyone sees you get beat>then have to pay $300,000 fine to be let out of a foreign country>also have to spend 6 months in a foreign prisonComplete story loss.
>>158595888>>158595888sounds exactly like 4chan chuds and their black penis obsession
I’m putting together a team to break in and free Usman. Who’s with me?
watching UFC embedded and seeing 2 lesbians raising children is fucking disgusting. every child deserves to have their mother and father in the home
>>158595907Digits don't lie faggot
>>158595904Don't forget Poomar getting shooed away in favour of guy who beat their ass.
>>158595841Well you know how this goes, if Dana signs him after everything that's happened then he's absolutely letting him get away with doing whatever he wants
Gane vs HokitA master of mixed martial arts vs a master of Gane
>>158595912Had the same thought watching bilal hasan
>>158595859They will spend 6 months doing meng experiments
>>158595912That’s funny because no one here has a father in the home
>>158595917He'll be an okay can crusher, but someone BSD (Not even talking about top dogs) would beat him senseless.
>>158595912Like it fucking matters. People have no idea how to raise children these days anyway.
Latest update from UFC anti doping went live today.Seems like Mike Perry is back in the UFC.
So, are we willing to admit that the racists are correct?
>>158595934I agree, and I honestly don't even see him dominating a washed Hooker, he'll win but not as easily as he shouldHe 100% falls apart against a Salkilld much less a BSD
Hokit is going to show everyone that American mysterymeat is the strongest race in the world
We need to have some uncomfortable conversations about Caucasian on Caucasian violence, it will be difficult but it's the only way we can move forward
>>158595955Which ones?
I bet hokit could stink up a room real good
>>158595912Bilal and Wonderboy have kids?
>>158595975>Caucasian on CaucasianThey're not Caucasians, they're Russians, There's only three countries in the Caucasus and Dagestan is not(and has never been in it's thousands years of existence) a country.
grown ass man calling himself wonderboy
WonderChad
How do you guys really think Usman could do in the top 15?>GaethjeLoses>IliaLoses>ArmanLoses>CharlesLoses>Max50/50 depends on if he can grapplefuck Max>Paddy50/50>BenoitProbably wins >QuillanLoses>Ruffy50/50>Salhadine50/50>GamrotWins>FizievWins>NolanWins>MoicanoWins>HookerWins >Grant DawsonWinsTo me he's a top 10-15 guy, maybe top 6 depending on the matchups he gets
>>158596009Absolutely slim chance of Pooman beating Max, Paddy and BSD.His toughest competition is Hooker/Ruffy
>>158596009idk but just heard david jason is a nonce, your thawlts?
>>158595999Theyre not russians eitherYou have more in common with russians than dagestanis do
>>158596009>Benoit>Probably wins>Salhadine>50/50>Gamrot>Winshe loses all of these band Moicano is the actual 50/50
>>158596009This is basically a totally unwinnable matchup for Paddy. Usman will just hit him and Paddy will be completely incapable of taking him down or striking with him. Paddy was getting his ass beat by a half blind Gaethje recovering from AIDS, SHIT WOULD get bad if he fought Ilia, Arman, or Usman
>>158595912you will never have sex
Dagestani caucazoids don’t stand a chance in real Arab prison. They better cover each others asses when they go to pray
what is it with bongs and heeming junior leagues in noncefc
>>158596022>Theyre not russians eitherBorn in RussiaSpeak RussianClaim they are RussiansHave Russian last name -suffixSounds like a Russian to me.
>>158596043UAE is 11% Emirati, probably even less than that, the prisons are absolutely filled with South Asians and maybe some SEAsians and like non GULF ArabsI wouldn't call it a real Arab prison by any metric
>>158596048is it true that stalin's mother couldn't speak a lick of russian and vasily needed a translator like at a ufc presser
>>158595912yeah it sucks but at least it's not as bad as two gay men adopting a little boy
>>158596070worst of all would be a derek sear and albert tarnow situation iykyk
>>158595621does anyone believe Hokit will do anything other than throw a couple sloppy punches and get knocked out betting on Gane is essentially halal
>>158596058What is the general consensus on Pakistani sub-humans? They seem loudest and most vocal supporters of brazzas, I do not know how brazzas view them, but Pakistanis are not seen as humans here. Why would they support bunch of Russians? One Ummah?
i pondered for some time and I can confidently say that kayla can get it
Slightly unrelated but I will never ever give up on Brian Ortega
>>158595954Mike finally got tired of can smashing. Happy for him to be back in UFC
>>158596096Well she can't get mine
Imagine one of goons in prison calling their family>Yes habibi, I got arrested>Also I will be deported>Also sell the house, we have to pay $60K grandWill they forgive Usman?
>>158596048>Born in RussiaNot an argumentMe being born in china does not make me chinese>Speak RussianI speak both english and german and yet i'm neither, afaik they have their own language>Claim they are RussiansThey always talk about being dagestani or chechen, never heard them claim to be russianThe only reason they mention russia is because putin is holding them under his boot>Have Russian last name -suffixSo do many others, but both their names or last names do not sound russianYou know what I mean
where did the bongs go
>>158596088I can see Hokit rushing him and trying to outspeed him. Idk it might work hes pretty quick. Hokit should rely on his elite wresling tho. I think he can pick Gane up and supplex him.
>>158596120I keep mine in the garage
>>158596048all of this is true for your ancestors except maybe the last name part, and even for that just turn a -vili into -vilich and voila
>>158596110>Me being born in china does not make me chineseIf you're born to Chinese citizens, you're a Chinese national, despite what your haplogroup says. With that logic there's no such thing Ámerican, or Canadian, or really any other nation until they do genetic experiment and determine their origins.>I speak both english and german and yet i'm neither, afaik they have their own languageTheir own, official language, in their country is Russian. a Latino born in America with two naturalized parents isn't suddenly non-American just because he can speak Spanish.>he only reason they mention russia is because putin is holding them under his bootThis is cope>So do many others, but both their names or last names do not sound russianNo such thing as "Russian sounding" many Russian regions have unique sounding names, but in the end they're all Russians, if if you want to be more precise you can say Russian-Dagestanis, but they'll always be Russians, Hell when Merab asked them if they're Russians they agreed that they are.
>>158596089>What is the general consensus on Pakistani sub-humans?Arabs on average are pretty racist, beyond the mindless infighting, they dislike Indians and consider Pakistanis the same as them, calling someone an Indian/South Asian is an insult hereBut when actually speaking to a South Asian they're respectful enough, and Pakistanis really only exist in big swarths in GULF countries for cheap labor and all so most people don't interact with them much>They seem loudest and most vocal supporters of brazzasThat's mainly cause there's like 1 billion of them, they seem loud and vocal in all spaces due to the sheer population numbers>Why would they support bunch of Russians? One Ummah?They see them as Muslim first and foremost, and European secondSouth Asians as you know worship Europeans so this is the perfect combo for them, they barely even register the Russian aspect tbqh nor do they understand Intra Euro dynamicstldr "White" "strong" men being the representative of Muslims and thus Pakistanis too is like the best thing ever for them
Is that dude Saba actually good?
>>158596139>all of this is true for your ancestorsNot really, There's no such thing as 'Dagestan' as a country or even an identity, There wasn't even any written Dagestani text until early 20th century or late 19th century, They don't have a written language of any sort, no cultural identity and no history. It's bunch of weird pagans who were conquered by Arabs and never managed to form anything bigger than a tribal settlement despite living in same place for thousands of years.I dare to say, they're abbos of Caucasus.
Merab got fucked up lmao
>>158596157hes a wrestler
>>158596110>>158596139> georgia has one of the oldest civilizations in the world with a unique writing systembuck broken balkanoids mad
>>158596144>i'll just pretend to not understand the difference between ethnicity and nationality despite living in a region where mistaking those two will get my arms broken>>158596165again, Dagestan is a region, the brazzas are ethnic Avars, who have all the thing you mentioned they don't have
>>158596157He's literally an amateur wrestler.He just knows how to deal with jackals
Faggot dared ti show his face in front of gane at the presser
Fazza bad covid good
>>158596132you have multiple? das mad, ask them what they think of del boy being a diddler they'll understand what you mean
>>158596181>who have all the thing you mentioned they don't haveThey quite literally have nothing I've mentioned, Dagestan as a country has never existed. It's first formation of being included in a country was being part of Russia.>ethnic AvarsYes, Russia is multi-ethnic country, There's Avars, Chuchmeks and many other people, Doesn't mean they're not Russians, similar to how some Pocahontas in America is suddenly ''Not Unitestatian''
>>158596195House full of gangsta niggers never renovate.
>>158596198countries as a notion are fairly recent b t the mysterious borders of chadland
>>158596121he looked very sloppy against Blaydes and the other people he fought were total bums, the way Jon Jones finished Cyril was embarrassing, but Cyril will have a significant height and weight advantage to counter Hokit
>>158596200if you don't own it then why fix it up
>>158596198i said Avars, not Dagestan, are Ossetians also fake
>hi brazza u filmed this brawl? ok u get 6 months in prision and $81k USD fine as well. inshallah
>>158596207The smart money is on Gane but this is heavyweight were talking about. Its a very unpredictable division. Hokit might surprise people especially if he tries a different game plan.
>>158596145That makes sense, I'm myself also pretty oblivious to Arab dynamics, but from my personal experience with interacting not so very few Arabs, I have noticed>SaudisObnoxious, Entitled, Rude, dirty, Also super fat for some reason, every Saudi I've met was a fat>EgyptiansVery pushy, scammers>LebanonZero problems, Either they don't bother you or they're actually pretty coolHow accurate is this modest stereotypes of mine?
>Soon.png
>>158596215I live in a nice big house with a bunch of land and fish ponds in a nice area. Only broke reddit bitches rent.
ciryl has only lost to a literal gorilla and the greatest fighter of all time, hokit thinks he is daniel cornmeal or a king david character
Like how did Umar think this was going to play out? Is it actually rearded?
Imagine if Khabib ever went to Pookistan. Pakis would cause a stampade ala the jeets with Messi
>>158596217I'm not dismissing their ethnicity, I'm arguing that they're indeed Russian nationals. They're not some Rurik-Rus haplogroup, but they're Russians, like dozens of other ethnicities in Russia, They also claim to be Russians themselves
>>158596230>dagistans>thinking
>>158596225the second are africans and third are levantines so you are doing as well as i had faith that you would (not very)post jojua since you are boring me and shitting up the thread that's a good girl
>>158596225I've never heard anything positive about Egyptians. Everyone says it's scammers paradise and they feel entitled to westerners money
>>158596230>brazza I kill this guy he not humble
Lets take a look back at Gane's careerhttps://youtu.be/_Rj6eMDomWs
>>158596230>ThinkLittle insight into their mentalityAs soon as rebellious Umar started reading books, Khabib rushed in angrily and tore the book away.This should tell you everything.
What does Hokit know that we don't? How is he able to act like this without fearing the social reprucussions if he loses? It's like he already knows he will win.
REPERcussions
>>158596244nafri exports at large are quite aggressive merchants i suspect it is a historical thing
>>158596244My friend was asked for a money when he asked a random Egyptian directions to some shop. Egypt and Arab countries are only ones I'll refuse to go, Egypt for obvious reasons and Arabs because I feel like they'll have some obscure rule like not wearing polo shirt or something that'll give them excuse to jail me for an year.
If beastpuria was there he'd be sitting in a cell and usman would be in a casket
>>158596269reaper*
>>158596229Ciryl lost to an old slow lanky kickboxer with hips wider than his shoulders
>>158596240You seem like expert in such matters, Why don't you tell us something interesting about the region and it's people
>>158596235You mentioned them being Russian in the context of caliming that they are not from the Caucasus, which is ridiculous since their autonomous republic within the Russian federation is located in the region and borders Georgia.
post jojua you stupid beetroot no one cares that you are too poor to travel or how much you hate russia
Protect yourself at all times /heem/ especially from dirty french cheaters
>>158596296Dont bully the georgianThey are good people
>>158596225Hmm you're pretty spot onSaudis and GULF Arabs in general are usually pretty fat cause they're rich, so they don't work or move around much, the women can't actually cook (they rely on maids), and they love oily fast foodYou basically broke Arabs down into North Africans, GULF Arabs and Levantines, unsure if it was intentional but if it was that's a crafty moveBut I love them all really, I don't have it in me to be racist to anyone
>>158596289arabs are dangerous and their whole history is warring and piracy, ironically and somewhat unexpectedly they are culturally similar to the somali more than the egyptian, and levantines are more akin to greek/turkish/balkan culture vis a vis food and music, persians have the pengest tings post jojua i hate repeating myself
Topuria cels are really like this
I was able to speed run the UFC embedded vlog this time because I simply skipped every Harrison and Nunes part.Literally who the FUCK cares about the co-main
>>158596311I identify as a saudi
On this side of the table
>>158596307i like georgians b don't misunderstand me(see >>158596063)is the funniest thing about stalinist ussr to me, granted there isn't much comedy to be found but this is very funny
>>158596252Whats even more corrupt and diabolical is that the rules were never properly enforced for any fighter for this amount of time but now to compensate once it has stuck in and madend the minds of the masses, sacrificially the refs will enact a sense of divine judgement invoking a sense of collective punishment in a totally unfair manner against Gane. I suspect Hokit has free reign to foul Ciryl and when Ciryl has awakened in him the fouling beast, as it emerges in righeous retalliation, will be swiftly and unfairly punished.
>>158596311> if it was intentional It wasn't, kek. These three are biggest ''Arab" Groups I've met.Are there any difference between Kuwaiti/Qatar and other rich Arabs compared to Saudis?
>>158595954Love me boy to death but he's being brought in as fodder. Absolutely should just stay in knuck and heem cans
>>158596035Lay off the fent Floyd. Paddy would choke Usman out in 2.
>>158596264Did you see his interview with Guru? His mindset is basically that UFC is small potatoes compared to the NFL so he doesn't really care what the MMA world thinks.
>>158596311the only arab is a gulf arab nasser and his ilk were retards, you might as well claim dagestanis are russians
>>158596338This is funnyI knew Stalin was of georgian origin but have not thought about the language part, or his mother not being able to speak russian>>158596342Do younger people know russian or is it only the old people?
>>158596348see >>158596019answers are demanded
>>158596311The main problem is that gulf Arabs got rich and now think they are Allah's gift to Earth, and not fat, inbred, goat fuckers who should be rulled by superior Muslims like Turks. I hate how much wahhabism is spreading here because of them, half the imams are braying like goats instead of speaking normally.
I am gonna start my own ethnicity. Gonna have 10 kids and raise them all to have 10 kids each while saying they are the aforementioned ethnicity (and raise their kids to do the same). Using this exponential growth we are gonna rule the world. Everyone is fucked in 11 generations.
>>158596264He's mostly out there having fun. Living his best life. It's always entertaining to watch.
>>158596360Keta vittu kiinnostaa?
>>158596359i like to think stalin was stood there like daner with babuška and lil vasya sat either side of him and the translator needing to repeat questions as joseph glared at him like our ufc president
>>158596352How big of an event is a championship ufc fight at Madison Square Garden compared to the biggest game he played in NFL? Was he even well known in NFL? I looked up his NFL career and couldn't find much other than training videos.
>>158596329There's actually a meme among Saudis about Europeans taking over high ranking positions by virtue of being European, so that'll probably work in your favor>>158596342Uh a bit, Kuwaitis are like a mix of Saudis and Iraqis, Bahrainis are the same but Shia, Omanis and Emiratis however are a bit different from the rest of GULF Arabs I'd sayOmanis are way more chill and less arrogant, whilst Emiratis are simultaneously classier and cockier than Saudis, also richer, but like I said they're a minority in their own country (11%)>>158596354You think you're so smart and knowledgeable, huh, Finn man?And yet you're not clever enough to foresee Hokbeast heeming G*ne, tsk tskAnyways, ethnically you are correct I suppose but in our current era anyone from a majority Arab speaking country is Arab, simple asSudanese people, Levantines, Nafris and even Somalis (if they want) are Arab, not Arabian, but they are absolutely Arab
>>158596375ketä but fairs you're going through the grief process i won't pressure you yet my host family's grandma loved all his shows frost only fools etc i know he is the next savile for you "people"
>>158596361>wahhabism is spreadingWhich part of bosnia are you from?>>158596382I like oily food, just need to get a lil bit fatter
I live in a great big house.
>>158596318Fake
>>158596382i was very into piracy and the bongistani empire when i was small so i know a little about the region, mostly history only, wouldn't say i'm too smart, i hespect you b your a good poster and gane is big and fast hokit is neither of these things and has not got the mass to keep ciryl down, he will be picked at a distance or tko'd by gnp once the floor plan doesn't work out
>>158596383
>>158596381I watched that interview and he didnt even imply in the slightest that nfl is more prestigious than ufc, i dont know what that guy watched.But to answer question about social anxiety: real men like me and hok dont care about that faggot shit
>>158596402AAAAAH NOT ARE SILTSU DELET THIS IMMEDIATELY
>>158596392tuzla canton, you see a lot more covered women every day and men with the islamist moustacheless beard
>>158596382Damn, that's wild.On scale of 1 to 10, How easy it is to crack and in which Arab countries?I imagine it's something between "Super hard" to "Impossible".>>158596376Are you a Stalinist? Are you a Russian?
>>158596411>men with the islamist moustacheless beardDo also wear headcaps with 'FBI'' and red shoes?
>>158596411Tuzla is nice, been there multiple timesi thought shit like that is dying out
why gulf coutnries get all the good cards
>>158596361Wahhabism is an unfortunate side effect of the second industrial revolution and Saudis getting rich off simply having a desert filled with oil, and then it spread even further cause the Americans wanted to weaponize it to fight back against muh Communism in the Central Asia, South Asia and even Dagestan to an extentThe Arab revolt against the Ottomans just to get ruled by Brits and Zionists, and then Americans too, was a mistake as well>>158596401Wow you went from being into history as a kid to being into seeing half naked men punch each other? CTE by proxy is realGane is good, but I really do believe Hokit has enough to neutralize him, and could eventually submit him even (don't bring up the armbar that was a legit troll)And don't underestimate the mental warfare aspect, it can actually do a lot to a fighter and Gane doesn't even enjoy fighting
>>158596423is this 1950 who tf is a stalinist and no i am not either you sound like my 76 year old uncle
>>158596440Karelia - Who's?
Last chance to hop on the hoktrain
Usman just dropped the only soap at abu gracie prison...
>>158596439i have smoked about a small dog weight in marijuanas and it likely is the culprit of my degeneration, do you have any tape to convince me hokit is wiley and strong enough because i am not seeing it at all
If umar and usman put down the books they wouldn't be getting bamhole blasted in prison
>>158596437They got the footage
>>158595861You just reiterated what I said last thread
>>158596446we are filling it with data centers atm let's not pretend it matters anymore, you sound even more like him now lmao are you finnish
>>158596411what are your thoughts on this? do you want a more modern bosnia?
GODne owns you.
talmbout GODseph?
Islam is going to visit Usman in prison with "heart medicine" crammed up his bamhole
>>158596451The hoktrain is probably filled with loud broccoli headed zoomers, it sounds extremely uncomfy
>>158596451more like raped squaling hokpiggy train. population RAPED Hokpig and Pigru
>>158596491and very smelly, propably stinks of vape
>>158596495>raped squaling hokpiggy train. population RAPED Hokpig and PigruYour brain on Brazilian jenkem
we are herehttps://youtu.be/Y1HP0tTPUKk
Choo choo motherfuckerYou cant stop the hok express
Is mexican mom + white american dad the best base for mma
What's the official /heem/ kalshi combo
One coked up Irishman had the brazzas hiding on the bus. Damn, Conor really was something special.
>>158596436not in the smaller towns, they are getting progressively more radical>>158596478i dont thing antagonizing the serbs and croats and by extension serbia and croatia is a good idea for bosnia's future, how some people here think importing arabs (who regularly marry their first cousin) is going to improve the situation is beyond me
>>158596518Probably the best base in general. You're basically white but you get diversity points too.
>>158596518It's best for a hot, schizo chickHot latina and feisty latina genetics compared to flouride-ridden American sperm and copious amount of antidepressants that Americans take = Crazy, hot gf
I paid Lucrative James $140 aud for 1 month of picks and this is the dogshit he produces. This weekend he has the opposite of what i've picked and what my gut is saying. I will post this here and i'm not giving this faggot anymore money. I think all these tipsters are paid off by the bookmakers.
How many UFC champions does Georgia have?
>>158596526Connor was dropping truthbombs all the time, but his preaches were stuffed by screeches of Pakistanis.
Feels good that I have always been a looks maxer making sure my fade was always crispy now that foids are clout chasing man dimes like me
>>158596461You have to look at both fighters. I'll list off some points. Hokit is a good wrestler, and a guy like Volkov was able to easily take Gane down, yes he's bigger but still. Gane also seemingly falls apart a bit under pressure, and Hokit's known to bumrush his opponents when he sees an opening. I also genuinely believe Hokit has a higher fight IQReally the biggest thing for me is, Gane still can't wrestle. He can absolutely catch Hokit and piece him up, but Hokit has a good enough chin and I think he'll be able to wrestlefuck him to a win, mayhaps submit him evenI troll and pretend it's a done deal but it's really 50/50 in my eyesAnd you should probably stop smoking dogs or something bseriously, lay off if you haven't already
>>158596048WTF, nigga we're not some westie hecking civic nationalists in here, just say that you're trolling pls
mochelle obamba
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHCIRYL GANE BY BLACK EXCELLENCE IN THE FIRST ROUND AND STILLLLL
>>158596577>>158596577Yo man I hate you
Gane finna be put on ice once those combos start coming nonstop this is easiest underdog money in a long time
>>158596558>t.
>>158596564>Gane also seemingly falls apart a bit under pressureJust say you hate Gane, b. You needn’t post cazzie takes to justify your picks.
>>158596529I also feel like the serbs from bosnia are becoming more nationalistic, while the serbs from serbia are becoming more liberalIs there any truth to this?
Gane fucking sucks hope he gets slept the fuck out FUCK YOU GANE
>>158596403you need to learn how to read people
>>158596546Lucrative James is a straight up grifter taking money from retards like you. He's no better at handicapping than any anon ITT
>>158596537Also the grit and the ingenuity of the west european + the durability and the cardio of the mexican
>>158596612Bro you always hating
>>158596564between us pals ciryl has been known to shit the bed when it matters most (ngannou/jones) so me being over confident would be foolish, we will have to agree to disagree on smoking for some people it is better they are muzzled the universe moves in mysterious ways
I think ill go ahead and follow guru's picks
>>158596612gane has never been heemed and a small badger isn't going to do what francis could not wash your mouth out with soap
>>158596632Well as long as it makes you feel better Finn man, I'll trust your judgement >>158596606Hurl whatever insults you want at me, all will be revealed soon...
>>158596630And? We all need a little hate in our lives Hey guess what FUCK YOU
>>158596546serves you right. /heem/ is an uncle weezy general
Hokit is getting heemed. He's too small for a slick gigachad beast like Gane. He beat Lewis, way past his prime and in terrible physical condition. He went life and death with Blaydes. It isn't happening. Dana only gave him the titleshot this early because he knows the Hokit meme isn't going to last very long.
he doesn't mean it messibro he is on the bottle again
Gane pre jones fight didn't have a sport mental coach so it doesnt count
>hokit and mmaguru are friendsWtf
Stop coping Volkov
>>158596613I think he said that he wasnt that impressed by the so called superathletes in his nfl practises. And that he was training mma in the off season because he wanted to be the baddest man on the planet. But maybe i am wrong, i honestly forgot.
>>158596610have serbs ever not been nationalists?
is he right heem?
>>158596694Partisans
>>158596526i stay on bus, i stay on bus
Remember that chimaev was hyped as the next goat lmaooooo
Chadlia got them uggos big mad
Strickgoy tryna go viral on tweeter again no wonder they're fast tracking yousri to heem this faggot
>>158596701>The problem with this mainstream gaming company is that they try to make mainstream games
>>158596716Why does he dress like a major homo
>>158596716this is what pakistanis and indians think a chad looks like
Volkov getting cornrows in his fight against Gane was a power move
>>158596723>fast tracking the bloated carcass of Yousri
>>158596737A power move cannot be made from the corner chair
>>158596723You thought Khamzat was gonna beat him too, how did that work out?
>>158596701Strickland doesn't even play video ganes what is this larp?I'm beginning to suspect that he might be a grifter......
>>158596737Volkov being fucked good by Gane and cucked out of title shots by Alex and Hokit was also a power move.
Khamzat did beat Strickland'e meat thoughbeit
>>158596701The CTE is starting to show
I have the theory that rogay may be gay
>>158596766u must b a genius r sumin b
Joe Rogay is Gan
> Sean performatively going to the desert with bikes and guns then spending 15 hours on twitter/instagramgreat guy never metum
Riding dirt bikes and shooting guns in the dessert, being performatively happy
>>158596780>Back up doo
>>158596701
This nigga is trying too hard
>>158596871Ahhh bradda waddafack dis so scary somebady halp me!!
>>158596871What's he referencing?
Shooting a gun is like holding another man's cock and feeling it throb.Very homosexual behavior.
>>158596851Riding motorcycles is the most fun thing the average poorfag can do, it's why people risk getting killed or mutilated in an accident. I personally ride 98% offroad now, but it's seriously the most fun activity ever.
>>158596901Spammy your brain is diseased beyond belief.
LISTENOn /box/ they like dick!On /heem/ we like puuuuuuuuusssssaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!
>>158596917No we don't
On heem we like chicks with diiiiicks
>>158596905brought to you by harley-davidson!
>>158596922Ganecels don't count
>>158596928oh fr fr girthy ones
>>158596928Sneed moment!
>>158596901Speaking from experience spammy
Poor poor lil spamjeet...
>>158596871
be nice xe isn't even posting any of the ai slop xe usually spams
>>158596928amanda has a cock
>>158596960holy breeding
>>158596992Spammy says that ai users are subhuman.
For me its mma on point
oh shit!!
>>158597027Oh for me it's Full Mount MMA
FOR ME ITS SHERDOG
>>158597051Nah fuck that!
secret ultra superstar press conference for heem plus members only starting soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQHGZSYQtB8
>>158597057!voteskip
gerogians are real ass wiggers bro, chen chens and dagidogs are pussy ass bitches
>>158597057What a lineupCHAMA!
>>158597057niggas that don't speak english + manel kape
all my brown coworkers are genuinely rooting for gane.
what happened to tapology?they have "turn off your ad block, goy" popups and they don't even let you click links unless you make an account and sign in
>>158597089Don't have this problem with ublock origin
>>158597056>calf kicks uOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>158597089I don't have this problem when I'm banging my girlfriend
>>158597114name of the male?
we've decided to delay the ufc superstar press conference by 30 minutes due to your poor behavior
>>158596922well yeah we can tell
>>158597021it's a ruse>>158597057Big big fan of joint pressers but unfortunately literally only the atomweights can speak englishAnd Prates and Morales can't even communicate with each other in Spanish either
>>158597089heem is a Sherdog board you redditology cazzie faggot
Saba has been awarded the key to the city
Usman execution to be televised on riyadhpass
>>158597076Yikes. My friends were originally rooting for gane but I got it sorted. I just sent them a few Reddit links and they’re team Hokit now. If you want to do the same here’s some good onesReddit.com/ciryl-gane-is-literally-evil-and-cheater-not-okayReddit.com/JOSH-HOKIT-MARVEL-SUPERHERO-drawings-extraWHOLESOMEHope this helps.
I watched hokit on mmagurunever saw him fight
Pootan better not try any of that chama shit after what happened to himUnfortunately, Hokbeast isn't there to put him in his place
chumma,...chumma
Remembering when they made an event to commemorate Walt Harris dead daughter and then he got heemed by Overeem.
>dana calls you back to the gym>guitar riff plays"im not happy, guys"
most of the gane support here is ironic but sadly there are a few who genuinely like him
I refuse to believe there is a single sentient being in that youtube chat
>>158597275Are you seriously one of these normgroid retards that pretend to care about muh heckin eyepokerinos?
AGP (Anti-Gane Propaganda).
the main point about them being Russians is that they got called churka and wholeheartedly accepted it. they do keep up facade that they are very integral part of russian society but go ahead and press the russian about their country having Muslim population in 2 digit percentage just like many "degenerate west" countries do. they immediately start proudly claiming how they are confined to their regions instead of squatting in Moscow. that's why Merab asked Umar those questions and Umar had no proper answer. he knows that it's true deep down.
Any new exciting fighter? Someone you believe has champ potential like Amosov but less known?
What a disgusting physiognomy. Looks like an overgrown baby.
>>158597370>Amosov>champ potentialhe doesn't even get past Garry
>>158597370there's a kid named gane
>>158597388DID. NOT. READ.
>>158597388lotta words to say "brazza my family tree is a circle"
looks frightened, can't blame him, Pavlobeast is a scary scary man
>YOU CAN'T HECKING "CHEAT" IN A FIGHT, FIGHTING IS ALL ABOUT REDDIT GOLD HONOR POINTS AND RESPECT
These pre-press conferences make the real one less special
Luke Thomas Bros.... we're so fucking back
Just came home...Cereal Gone
Vansissies......
>>158597430I am so over the Poatan hype train. Dude just walks you down while barely holding his hands up to defend himself.What was so great about him ever?He's probably getting heemed again
>>158597398beat the shit out of cassius clay
jerking off really does cause blindness
>>158597378>>158597398One of the best chins of all time, they don't make them like they used to. I hope he passed those goated genes on.
Test
Morales>abandoned his zestiness>has a mike tyson shirt on>ugly gold orange glassesPrates>kino fit>came in with a cigar in hand>cool red visor onhmm yeah I know who I'm betting on
can you quit posting that deformed gook
I wonder what his process looks like
...
>>158597497a daughter named hiroko>>158597524he beat the shit out of cassius clay your national hero pal
where's jeshwa van at
why is chama fighting at heavyweight the experiment already failed
alex loves his new bunda it makes him extra money thats how he leased the lambroghini
hanging onto hair like that isn't a great sign of confidence... lopes in 2
>>158597572Like the LHW experiment failed when Izzy slept him?
>>158597432Here is a (you) you peasant
if you eat too many of those kicks, it's over
holy shit this is lame
Too many cooks (translators) in the kitchen... kills any momentum Your pay should be cut if you can't bother to learn english for promo
>>158597670like 2 people on this press conference speak english since joshua can decided not to show up for whatever reason
>wiww yu pway gta 6
Bruh I've gotta fucking do an oil change on my truck today. What a drag.
>>158597710josh had better things to dokape only showed up because he thought it was a breast conference
>>158597670monitor
i no to pway, I only go for trainy. today, am trainy DOUBLE. I no to pway and party, i for fighty.
Pasmatri drugTbi skazal shama
>>158597734no I think it's actually cause there's a problem with your airports burger man
>>158597497why are Japanese men who look like this so rare anyway? they want you to believe that onions does nothing to you when Japan is filled with pencil necked dorks
Van won the presser
Love the tapout shirt dana is rocking
>>158597775You should ask him about it
>>158596928*heems you*
>>158597792daneh gib shirt buhbuhubuh
yeah I'm calling it, good night
>>158597802too ploddy
okay now the ufc 334 ceremonial weigh ins around the cornerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvYBloAS3_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0iDjHHQpdg
>>158597802heemed with one punch desu
josh hokit has been exchanged for usman
>>158597792Already did>>158597802Not only does this disgusts me it pisses me off so muchyou're a man cosplaying as a women and you choose to show some bagwork and instead of looking very good you look worse than the average womenWhat was the point of this
>>158597802is he implying he's going to punch women?
you have to be a goy cattle to actually watch weight ins and fight week vlogs.
where can I watch this shit for free brehs?I only have phone and wi fi :(
>>158597928>he
>>158597802he weighs like 50 kgs. at that weight he gotta be bouncing around throwing hilariously fast stiff jabs.
sneedette
>>158597947You could try that shrimp guy's streams but if you ever hurt his feelings he will doxx your personal info.
>>158597981the sneed shrimp war of 26 is still going on?
>>158597947seems like you have a sports urge on the net. Get an adblocker too.
>>158597608Come on… A comb over that severe is the surest sign of overcompensation. Bro knows it’s going. He chops off the sides to hide the line but it’s there. Every time the camera hits him in the crowd he fixes his hair. Poor Diego
Say what you will about Josh Hokit, he'll probably last longer against the Ganemeister than Tom Orbspinall
>>158597941serious fans download all data available
>>158598023Well Big Tom heemed Gayne in one round so it would be a tough task for Hok to be any faster. Wait and see.
Tom Voldemort
>>158598038Which alternate timeline was this?
Tom "Me Peepers Got The Hurtsies" Aspinall retired after his KO loss to Ciryl Gane.
>face the pain on the background
A Gane for all seasons
HOLY O.O
>>158598059Real World where Gayne became a cheating pussey after 10 seconds in the Cage with Tom.
>boss hog power stance>could literally eat pooped’ head in a single bite Yeah this is not lookin good for Diego
This is the new champion?
>>158598103the man on the left lost to Frankie “The Answer” Edgar while the man on the right never fought Frankie “The Answer” Edgar. I choose the Cowboy
>>158598101>cheatingthis is one way to cope
>>158598118ideal male body
>>158598118yes :)
>>158598118Hokit is so daddy coded
>>158598103Shartles looking unc as fuck
Gane
Ciryl Gane has been treated to a special license to kill by the athletic commission ahead of this fight. They didn't tell you? John Hobbit is a dead man
>He cheated!Bruh it's a cage fight, Gane doesn't get to bring a ballpoint hammer with him quit crying.
MUTKIKES IN THE GRAAAAAVE TOMORROW NIGHT
Gane doesn't get to fucking build a pipe bomb and put it inside hokit's mailbox.It's a fight, two arms two legs.
josh hokims the funny dudeman
Tallest fighters in UFC. Stefan Struve- 6 foot 11 inchesAlenxander Volkov 6 foot 9 inchesJohnny Walker 6 foot 6 inches
>>158598199I respect Struve for getting his jaw broken by Hunt. fucking japan cards
>>158598118Hes a payaso, but holmes is legit foo
>>158598199DC flushes them all. ManletGODs own lankbussies.
>>158598134this
>>158598217no clue what they zoomers think they achieve with hair like this. they spend a lot of time to make it that way versus shaving it all off
>>158598233Getting bitches. You wouldn't know anything about that.
they put volkov's spinning backfist on gane's highlight reel kek
so I have to choose between a transphobe and a cheater?
>>158598252Gane tanked that shit.
More confirmation of Nike deal. I am guessing that UFC ended the Venum deal early. Nike has been struggling because they fell for the collector shoe meme. They are making an interesting pivot to UFC
so I have to choose between gane and not gane?
josh hokit just looks like some guy from the crowd ran up on stage
>>158598262forgot pic, this reporter is legit. So mma media is confirming it now. Nike Dana Maxes soon
oh my science is that a batman reference!!!???
>>158598244>broccoli hair gets bitches >60%+ of zoomers are virgins maybe you should get a fade and change that attitude dawg
Pior poor hokpiggy.....
remember that time newton heemed himself against hughes
>>158598279I spend 200 dollars on my haircuts, I think I'm doing just fine. How about you worry about yourself?
>>158598279Isn't it past your bed time gramps? Stop sperging out you might pull your back
Is porier using his left ear to get wifi
>>158598262>>158598271It’s smart for both. Nike should’ve never left the sport when they were with Anderson, then JDS/Jones/Chael. Jones and JDS had some cool trainers that weren’t overpriced
Undisputed UFC Champion Tom AspinallUndisputed UFC Champion Ciryl GaneUndisputed UFC Champion Robert WhittakerDustin Poirier
>>158598295born handsome baby I spend my money on a clean diet. how about you stop worrying about your hair and put that energy into something with a little meaning
>>158598118Is this in reference to McMillen?
UFC was cooler when everyone was allowed to custom shorts just saying.
>>158598299isnt it about time for you to start posting trannys because discussion makes you feel uncomfortable? start sperging out, might find your voice today
gane is finally annoyed. should be a great fight if he really wants to hurt hokit from the start.
>>158598271>this reporter is legit
>>158595904>flyweight wrestler dropping multiple dagisKWABOTY performance by team khabitch i fear
>>158598328>individualism fucking a. anyone arguing against the shorts is a drone>B B B BUH IT LOOKS BETTER ON TV
>>158598327No to the stock market and Amerimutt empire and global standing im pretty sure
>Noooooo McBBCny put me down my clitty is gonn....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SISSYGASMING IT'S SPRAYING ALL OVER MY PANTS!!!!! <3
>>158598347Your ESL is showing b
>>158598320Imagine being a ganecel, you went through locktober and plapped your clitty for a month to send energy to a guy who's going to get heemed beyond repair by a meme
>>158598349guru has many bitches bit they are all malethe opposite of jensen
>>158598322Something with meaning like bitching on 4chan about other men's hair?
do you freaks at least get any humor out of this or are you just sitting there stonefaced talmbout some damn "clitties"?
roy orbisgane
>>158598320>shook by a fat middleweightCowardly Catastrophes.
Joshua HokitJoshua VanJoshua JonesJoshua HughesJoshua SilvaJoshua FranklinJoshua Couture Joshua ShamrockJoshua Ortiz Joshua LiddellJoshua PennJoshua Arlovski Joshua EdgarJoshua Dos Anjos Joshua HendersonJoshua Munoz Joshua Carmont Joshua Pearson Joshua Faber Joshua Jordan
>>158598384Bruh this dude got revved by spammy kek
Fazza's Shame
Joshua "Nitro" Franklin
would khalabeeb have married usman if he was a woman since they're cousins?
>>158598391C=3 so your saying 33?
Do you think Hokcuck had to buy a custom made coffin for.his funeral this week? Doubt the sell them big enough for his revolting obese mutt body, but then again it is America.
>>158598389Pretty woman walking down the streetPretty woman the kind Id like to meet
>>158598398still not as shameful as umar
>>158598380hey man you are the one that had to tell me you spend $200 on your faggy fucking hair. women do that shit. tell me more about yourself then, get the thread to 500 the way you want, be in control for once. That will be $200, you’re welcome for helping you level up as a man. Now stop being a pussy and shave that head, strip that ego!
>>158598395it's obviously not just spammy mate
>>158598320What is in the back of Ganes head? Looks like those new rounded milwawke batteries for powertools
>>158598403Forced Irish Hand Grenade Marcus Davis
>>158598434Which posts specifically?
>>158598435Natural protection. God(Gane) hand crafted this body to be perfect for fighting in every conceivable way.
>>158598435Extra space for calculations
>>158598435gane simply invented a new back of the head muscle instead of just crying about the possibility of getting hit there
Roses are redViolets are blue Jim Miller made weight How about you? *pan to lazy fucking nigger four pounds over for a bounce back fight at MSG against Jim Miller*TALK ABOUT MISSED OPPORTUNITY AM I RIGHT NEW YORK
>>158598475shut up wazoo boy
I WANT HEEMS NOW!!!!
You'd bring in extra pounds, too, if you were facing Jim "Fucking" Miller!
>>158598443>>158598349>>158598360
Some of yalls QoS womb tattoos are gonna look really silly in just a few hours JUST SAYIN
>>158598320This aint normal b, i just felt the back of my head and I dont have these lumps. I know "they" can sneak into peoples homes while they are asleep and do weird things. Did they lobotomise Gane? Since I started shitposting on here I have been waking up with my pants around my ankles and my asscrack all greasy, something is going on with the use of psychotropic weapons.
>>158598485Buck should’ve made weight and he didn’t. Jim will humble that nigger tomorrow and cast a hundred year spell on his bloodline for coming in with so much disrespect. Jim Miller doesnt forget that kind of shit and neither do the fans. niggers need to make weight too, there is no excuse. nigger getting choked out and will be foaming at the mouth for disrespecting the Jim Miller this way.
>>158598506Yeah those posts are both VERY clearly spammy
Thats a tumour for sure dude what the actual fuck, look at the size of those lumps. As a self trained herbal doctor I am extremely concerned
>>158598515holy newfag
>>158598528We don't sign our posts here.
Last night I took a little ketamine spray to the nose and watched sinister, bad idea
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0TWTnYZBdM
I got Gane on it
I think gane finna eyepokeheem
>>158598539yep that's a newfag meme that only started within the past year. none of the og heemsters on the heemcord thinks it's funny btw.
>>158598555>>158598555>>158598555
>>158598512Are you retarded? It’s his fat neck head. Gane has lost mass as he has aged, probably stopped juicing. disgusting cheating frenchman
>>158598552Yes we do
>>158598320nigga got an alien parasite on his skull
>>158598562Are you retarded? Check your monitor, thats a verticle lump protruding from his skull, not his neck. Go to your doctor and get on a mental health care plan
>>158596009GODrot? yeah Islam ducked
