Tim Elliott fight week
Gane.
FIRST
kayla harrison could hold you down and have her way with you. how do you cope with this fact?
no planes in the air must be drew dober fight week
Democrats might investigate UFC and its connections to Trump and Republicans.
>>158598584
Xth for Xinland
More Nike Rumors, they would have to buy Venum out of their deal because it runs until 2029. its weird to see Nike so desperate but their stock has been shit for a while because of getting beat in shoe sales by new brands
PLEASE stop investigating gane's head shape. it's the wrong thing to do. it's not like there are any secrets to be discovered either. just drop it. please.
certain individuals are saying masvidal vs platinum perry is in the works
Hokpiggy is so lucky he gets to get bred by this.....
>>158598578Good luck getting me to stay hard with those muscular, dry hands, citch.
Friendly reminder that Joshua Hokit is a Mexicano
>UNABLE TO BE DESTROYED >PASSPORTS PRESENT THE ULTIMATE TEST FOR THE CHAMP>COMING UP NEXT >FALSE FLAG TAKES ON THE WORLD
>>158598597every "rumor" on twitter is just one retard making some shit up and then other retards repeating what the first retard said as if they heard about it from a real source
>>158598584Luke eternally buck broken by the success of UFC White House.
Reminder that spammy was a dedicated Tom Aspinal fan before his last fight. Kwabooty buttcheeks!
>>158598614Based.And what about Gane is he really a french person?
oh no help brazza my bamhole! -Uspiggy's last message
All those years training with team khabib could never prepare Usman for this type of bamhole inspektion I'm afraid
The idea of Usman getting raped in prison while also losing his career while also shaking his family, nation, and name is simply too funny.
>these fucking cards Better find a gf and start going out on Saturday nights.
Gane's plan? He will arrive to the arena in a James Bind car with an assortment of gadgets
>>158598647now that is how you hate. where did you learn to hate like that son? keep it up solider
Gameplan? Ganeplan
>>158598664Excellent post
>>158598652Stop complaining so much. Learn to be grateful for what you have instead of whining about what you don't.
>>158598653Josh Hokit will be positioning Ciryl Gane to be in quite the James BIND youknowwhatimsayin
>>158598584>Well, I mean, we kind of expected that.Dana talks as a huge faggot. Not surprised, though.
>>158598652All the cards until the end of the year are good though
>>158598555NO IT FUCKING ISN'T! IM FUCKING OVER IT!
Ciryl Gagne.
>>158598652no need to do anything drastic
Ciryl Gane's riddle
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
>>158598652think about the state of Brazil when the ufc ran half the shows… you people benefit from the blood being spilled no matter the name. Say thank you to Viacom and we will see you in the New Year when big things are announced with our merger of HBO Max & Paramount+
>>158598686You wish a Prince would hold your hand.
>>158598698>>158598704Excellent posts.
a lot of elitists in this thread and it makes me sick
Ciryl Gane performing an unexplainable miracle inside the octagon
>>158598686this webm disgusts me more than gore
>>158598734Jiri promised he would do a miracle in the cage and he gave a W to a cripple.
>>158598717Rogan is such a disgusting little creep.
>>158598741Christlike
fetid goblin Joe Rogan
Ask derek how them hokit elbows feels
Gane's approach to the problem of his upcoming fight ultimately requires derivation of the visible order from the totality of the chaos that Joe Hockey will bring
>>158598652Good luck with that macaco
>>158598760hokit has never fought anyone named derek
>>158598595this is from ngannou;s pov
>>158598595disgusting bbc freak
>>158598618The fake stuff goes away after one post. The nike rumor has been around for a few weeks from different twitter sources. Seems more legit than usual.
>>158598652no need to get extreme here
"Iron" Nike Chandler
>>158598743He has sugar in his tank.
>>158598796Igor was a real one.
>>158598777nice trips, this bodes well for Gane
black excellenceblack powerblack fridayaura.
I shut things down. Ask Lavar Johnson.
just ate, gonna heem my meng in about 20 minutes or so
A dangerous rampaging elephant. That's a thought that should scare you
Lets repeat the same memes like we are a bunch of spam bots with no relevant conversation
>>158598813he was cold as ice, one could say.
Soo...filgths are canceled in America...will there still be UFC?
>>158598835Share your thoughts with us.
>>158598844Ganetage
>>158598820i doubt it
>>158598862yeah it might be a bit longer, it was a big meal and i gotta wait until im not so bloated anymore
>>158598849Everyone who needs to be there is there.
Pakistan on every porch is fine, we adapt to crime.
>>158598849no fight zone
>>158598846you know PRIDE was fake and gay right?
Today I feel Gane
>>158598874
gane will kick the belly, knee the belly, jab the belly. hokit is going to be grabbing at his belly pretty soon. that's when gane heems with an undisclosed strike. (i know the strike but it's secret)
The belly will be there for Gane.
I see weakness in /heem/s game.
all flights in America have been heemed
all flights in America have been weemed
Hokit will find his range, make it dirty and beat the frenchman into submission. Gane? lets just say he has been grounded
^ six bot posts in a row wow
Hokit will find his range, but I'm afraid that range will sadly be well within Gane's range sadly.
WE. ARE. LIIIIIIIIIIVE https://www.youtube.com/live/NvXw-vY4P1U
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>>158598962This is the post that pisses me off the most of all right now.
>>158598972Click the link bud Might learn a thing or two about MMA
Since you've been Gaaaaaaaaaane
Josh is going to find his range and use the opportunity to Hokit tuah on Gane’s thang
>>158598978Yeah I don't think so.
>>158598965
guys its over, they are dropping salad on us everyone is dying
Watching that shit is one thing I simply will not be doing. Ever.
look at this dude
>>158598962Kek he's ripping on a faggot journalist who wrote a hit piece on Hokit for being "racist"
>>158599012Lightskin niggas sure are light on they feets
Bilal pull his pants down for? Lil nigga zestin to hard
https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/story/sports/ufc/2026/11/13/josh-hokit-ufc-334-rooting-consideration-opinion/92751038007/Thawlts?
That boy Gane got some milk in his coffee.
>>158598851>usKayla Harris is looking extremely depleted but she dosent do submissions, she ground and pounds which is classed as a tko, and Harris by ko/tko is paying 9 to 1 odds when she is the favourite. But I think Nunes will light her up, Kaylas neck is not fully recovered, she barely moves it, its fully stiff. Im also worried for Gane with Hokits wild gamemanship, but he has been letting off subtle cues of being very nervous. I think Hokit has lost weight or been fasting to improve speed. Anyway ive got Gane, Nune, Medic, Dober. I don't like Radke saying masterbates. I dont know its a fight, fuck it whatever happens happens its a fight
That boy Gane has got some extra butter on his croissant
>>158599014it's called two alphas playing mind games, neither breaking composure.
>>158599014Imagine Islam between the two of them. One of the spitroasts of all time. Even Khabib could get dug out and throatpied.
Dagis are fucking SHIT.
You got fucked kid.
>>158599014I watched this mp4 49 times. 49 times. I think I can comment on it's authenticity.
>>158599085based Dana giving volkov his ngannou bonus
>>158599036I think the west has been subverted into a racial melting pot. Hokits married a coon, hes fighting a coon, who the fuck cares
>>15859908949 times?Wow.
>>158599097Sex with black women is based, though.
Prates smokes more than a chimney
>>158599108Sup angela when's your next fight?
>>158599012>>158599014Why are lightskins like this?
gooby getting tested hard
Seen a lightskin nigga with his brains blown out...
I could literally beat up Josh Hokit
>>158598962luv uncle weezy 'ate guru simple as
Brazils elite, Diego mysteriously left out
gane might actually kick jim hunkey's belly off
>>158599129these dork testers just want to rub shoulders with a big celebrity don't they
>>158599129>>158599147>Hey, Conor, Lance again from WADA. Let's pull that cock out so I can ensure the sample is legit.
HOKIT IS HURT
OOOOHHH GANE IS CUT GANE IS CUT BAD>I can't believe Herb isn't stopping the fight hereTHE ELBOWS WILL NOT. STOP. RAINING DOWN ON CIRYL GANE HERB DEAN SEEMS TO BE CONTENT WITH MONITORING THE SITUATION>Stop the fight! Somebody tell them to stop the fight!
>>158599193>Gives the cash to the homeless guy at the endWhat a guy
>>158599193Volkov is legit funny
"Who would be a better politician?">ehh mehe knows.
>>158599036Christ almighty what a faggot.
>>158599036kek luke thomas has a pseudonym
THAT'S FOUR CALF KICKS IN A ROW HOKIL'S GRABBING HIS STOMACH DCDC: BRAAAAAAP
>>158599193Sitting in the cuck chair wearing the guy who took your spot nearly naked on your chest. Promotion.
Getting zooted after a long week of work, does anything feel better?
Everybody gon' respect the shooterBut the one in front of the Gane lives forever
>>158599309Me in the back
The one in front of the Gane lives forever.
When Gaethje goes? Yeah Kali Yuga and shit.
Ciryl "The Shooter" Gane
Gable is coming to toronto
>>158598891 you forgot to turn on your monitor. Respectfully
>>158599385UFC 334: Gane vs. Hokit
in a gane da vida honey
Gf went to a hockey game with a friend time to relax and discuss heems with the boyzzz
Just thought about how guru is desperately hoping to see Gane get beaten and this fat little goofball is his only hope, lmfao
>>158599036Reading this made me an homophobe.
>>158599014OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH I'M SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS !!!
>>158599402Guru may go offline for a month after tomorrow because he’s “depressed”, I’m afraid…
>>158598997Trevor Lawrence is doing MMA now?
Gane? Yeah, he fucked you good, kid
>>158599402Lost track of guru, last time I checked he liked Gane.
s-six months brazza??? pls I cannot do dis I am feel a sick
>>158599518he is going to have a good ramadan fast
bamhole inspection
Will Khabib not save his family?
>>158599586lmao how will gable fumble this layup!
>>158599586For the fans
Terrance Chatman trains chest with Tai Tuivasa
>>158599586Who the fuck is Terrance Chatman
>>158599586mite go to this
some “sport” you got here >men in cage shirtless cage fighting isnt a sport
>>158599671retard they are also shoeless
>>158599662you might want to lower you tone talking about Terrance Chatman like that
>>158599683>no shoes >no shirt>no dice
Gane
>>158598597I hate faggots like you who talk about the business and branding side of things because it makes you feel like you’re part of it vicariously. Just shut up, we want to talk about the fights. Nobody cares about your “analysis”
I've just asked God not to let Hokit win tomorrow.
I hate faggots like you who talk about the ____ and ____ side of things because it makes you feel like you’re ___ ___ ___. Just shut up, we want to talk about the ____. Nobody cares about your “____”
If I could ask God for anything? What would I ask for? Nothing. I would listen to what God wanted from me. And that's what nobody else did.
Just consulted with the Lord; he told me that Gane has already decapitated Hokit in the realm of the Pleroma and it’s only a matter of time before the simulacrum manifests in our hylic realm.
>>158599701I hope to God Gane comes ready
>>158599743God told you all that?
>>158599739
>>158599755Yeah.
>>158599765Yeah there's no way God really told you all of that mate and you better not lie on the Lord's name like that or you're fucked big time
>>158599739I try to listen but he never answers me...
terrence clapsmen? gablesisters, I dont feel so good.
no chance NO CHANCE IN HELLYOU GOT
>>158599781Gane owns your blasted bussy playa
find a woman that looks at you like brooklyn looks at hokit
>>158599779Did you try apologizing first?
>>158599779turns out God isnt multi racial and is White. he doesnt respond to anyone in spanish if that makes you feel better. God is a supremacist or we would all look the same and be equal, and come tomorrow Ciryl Gane will find out Joshua Hokit has God on his side in the cage.
>>158599193Love Volkov
>>158599813Anon... Hokit es mexicano...
>>158599813>gulp< Uhhhh…..
>>158599848Who's Ben?
>>158599848Based Kalergi Hok
>>158599264Oof.
>>158599862Ben Dover
>>158599193>Resorting to jestermaxxing instead of just heeming his oppsgrim
>>158599848>biracial >multicultural relationship/ will have super mixed babies>draws marvel superheroes I wasn’t sure why Reddit flipped and embraced him. Thought it was just because of gane derangement syndrome. But it seems there’s more to Josh than meets the eye
>>158599833>>158599848Hokit is my preferred spic nigger in this shitty sport over the french nigger who knocked out my brazilian nigger. is that what you want to hear? gosh darn it
>>158599739god wants you to punch yourself in the face 100 times
I stopped jestering for the hoes and started devoting my time to chasing that bag
>>158599848Oh shit gaethje build
I think everyone in this thread should kill themselves, it would improve society by significant margins
>>158599951ummmmm.....you're a part of this thread too, b
>>158599939bag of dicks yeah
>>158599935Turn your monitor on
The UFC is aware of the negative press surrounding Gane, Hokit will win by DQ.
These dudes talmbout sum dicks bruh
Gay niggas
>>158600022>>158600033
tom's cheesy spud has gone cold
This guy >>158600022sucked this guy's cock >>158600033
Might fuck around and get a triple double
>>158599951now flip your position and think what you would do for all of us if you killed yourself. thanks for stopping by
Can spammy seriously not make a single post without talking about some faggot shit? Unreal how much of a fucking loser this guy is..
>>158600073give it a rest spammy
>>158600112Turn your monitor on.
Justin's walkout has leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWOd1N-njlc
>>158600134walk out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hOZaTGnHU4&list=RD3hOZaTGnHU4&start_radio=1
turn my toilet on
You don’t need a plane out of the country. I’ll heem you so bad you’ll go flying halfway across the world.
You people have no idea how it feels for women to see you only for sex, rather than looking at who you really are. It's not easy to be so attractive.
>>158600314Then how would you know?
>>158600292just like my heckin' supergirl movies
is the world ready for down syndrome mma?
>>158600322Oh I know buddy, I'm the 2nd most attractive person here after the finn who looks like Luke rockhold
How do we propose to get guru out of the house to help save him from his BBC porn addiction?
>>158600349Fuck that, what about me?
>>1585995716 months prison sentence in Abu Dhabi for that dude is literally going to be a vacation. He’ll be posted up in a mansion owned by Sheik Sukhmadikh or whoever and play Xbox all day and bang gay philipino sex slaves all night. Fathers plan.
>>158600335Usman is still in prison
Women only see me for sex but that's because they're hookers.
GDSguru derangement syndrome
No one knows what it’s likeTo be the bad manTo be the sad manBehind blue eyes
>>158600379What about us?
>>158600392There never was an us, until now
Just saw Yair is fighting Steve Garcia, how convenient that he can now fight when he's matched up with a can.
