Who you got this weekend?
>>158600286For me it's the FAA, the best college football conference.
Go Bruins
This Illinois team is killing my fucking vibe tonight
Coach Primate
Roll Tide
ucla does not drop out of the playoff of they lose this game
lmao pitt
>>158600286For me, it's the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>158600344Fraid so
I bought a 28TB external hard drive around this time last year for $289that same drive is selling for $1,115 right now
>>158600331>this is the last thing you see before they fire you and kick you off of your own board
fsu is up 13-10 on pitt, for now...
>>158600359no
>UCF's home game with Arizona State is now 5:30 EST. >Mississippi State's home game with Auburn is now at 4:15 EST.
>>158600361I hate AI and data centers so fucking much
>>158600361I bought a 2TB SSD for $120 five years ago. Amazon accidentally sent me an entire case of ten. Each unit now sells for $400-$500. Eight of them are still NIB. Probably should sell them before there's some kind of price crash.
>>158600394Anon, no one knows how to build more of them. They're only going to appreciate in value.
>>158600375Yet you won’t do anything. You’ll let the world be turned into the worst dystopia possible because you don’t want to go to prison or die
Fucking retard take a knee you just cucked your field position
>>158600404Nice try, fednigger
>>158600373I remember every train station had a time zone.The watch fags lost big afterwards.
>>158600375I hate data centers but I love indoor trampoline parks which is why I want two of them within 10 miles.
>>158600419lol why would a glowie say something so truthful
>running it out to the 1
>>158600373what happens here
>field goal
>>158600402Just like my nana's beanie babies did.
>>158600425we really live in a world where the retarded ramblings of 75 IQ niggers are keeping us from reaching the stars
>>158600429
>>158600428To encourage anons to commit acts of violence, which justifies their budget and job. They have been caught redhanded doing this shit on chans and elsewhere.
>>158600440People wear double sided watches.
>>158600449In retarded 75 IQ niggers' defense, it wasn't their ramblings. It was Chinese ramblings that the niggers read on camera.also nice hands faggot lmfao drop balls much?
You guys are prepared for the Tailgate™ right?
>>158600468nah i have to work tomorrow
>>158600468>zero sugarwhat's the point?
>>158600468Morning walk, breakfast, nap, refreshed by noon, I didn't have to hear any college gameday shit.
which t-girl should I fap to at halftime
>>158600449>we need AI and data centers to go to spaceNeither of those existed when we went to the moon
>>158600475Where do you work friend
>tackled the wrong guy awardbased memeslop game
>>158600455Why would the system want you to commit an act of violence against it lol Do you think there is a way to avert the AI without the common man becoming violent?
>>158600488Kai Schreiber
>>158600498Target
>>158600491We have to be perfect all the time. They only have to get lucky once.
Manitoba did not move its clocks back because the province officially ended seasonal time changes and adopted permanent daylight saving time (UTC-5) starting November 1, 2026.
>>158600514Hey me too at HQ good shit
My Goofs are stranded bros
>>158600425Injuries means profits, same as sports.
>>158600491I meant "the stars" in a more metaphorical sense, even though the space program was de facto shut down because nogs needed welfare and only white guys were smart enough to work on it. I don't even want data centers, that story about an unused decrepit parking lot not being turned into income for a tax-starved county because some dumb black wanted a 2nd trampoline park in a 4 mile radius is insane. It's the most perfect distillation of post-CRA America I can think of.
>>158600537At a certain hotness threshold (she's well past it) girls should simply be required to have sex with you for a price. Like if you hand this girl a thousand dollars in cash she should just have to have sex with you.
>>158600526Everyone thinks they want permanent DST but after a couple of years of it, end up adopting permanent standard time or go back to the stupid seasonable clock changes. Russia was the biggest to try permanent DST and then dropped it because it didn't magically create the extra hour of sunlight that morons think it does.
>>158600502Yeah, just hope it fails. Eventually AI has to start producing ROI instead of funding itself entirely with investor hype and tech companies jacking each other off with the same billions of dollars they keep passing back and forth. $20/monthly consumer Claude subs won't cover the bills and AI is still fucking up enough that it can't be widely adopted at the enterprise level beyond stuff like customer support and basic researching. Considering scamjeet retards are largely responsible for coding AI, I like the odds of a collapse.
>>158600554Zoomers don't know because they weren't alive for it and history began in 2002 but America actually did literally unironically do this once in the 70s and it was repealed within a year. The fact that "everyone" wants to stop switching but half want permanent standard time and the other half want permanent daylight saving time is proof that switching is simply the least bad option.
>>158600554DST is a good thing, we should have earlier sunlight. The reality is it just gets dark early through December then we enjoy it getting dark later.
>>158600576Arizona got away with it, it can be done.
>>158600565are scamjeets coding AI or using AI to code things like Microsoft 365? I was under the impression that the AI companies doing the real work weren't loaded with Indians (Copilot, the worst AI, is).
>>158600565I dont see it that way at all lol AI is already smart enough to take over a huge amount of the economy. There MIGHT be a theoretical limit where adding more computing power and training data won’t make it any smarter with our current models and we MIGHT get stuck and be unable to make optimizations on it. But the massive investment we are seeing is indication that the very smartest people don’t see this as likely.
>>158600592Arizona is just Florida for those who don't want to get eaten by an alligator while they're out golfing. Not a real state.
>>158600584I prefer earlier sunrises even if it means earlier sunsets, it's better for people's circadian rhythm. Japan does permanent standard time and not permanent daylight savings time.
>>158600549>paying a thousand doolars to fuck a duck faced bitch who doesn't know where her lips stopNigga just rent a Hellcat for a night and buy her a sixxer of White Claws. Half the money with the same result. But with that vapid face guaranteed she's a shit lay and just starfishes in bed.
SHITT
>Mateen BhaghaniPajeet kicker for UCLA?
>shitt>>158600622>guaranteed she's a shit lay and just starfishes in bedthis is my fetish
I enjoy when Pat Narduzzi loses. I'm not a fan of any ACC team or even any Pitt rivals. Narduzzi just seems like a miserable loud mouth fucking guido, so I enjoy when he takes the L.
>>158600616>it's better for people's circadian rhythmNo it’s not. It’s better for early risers who already enjoy an absurdly privileged position in modern society. Meanwhile the rest of us suffer from increased rates of cancer and metabolic disorders because we are run ragged by the sleep/wake cycle demanded by industrial society
>>158600648If you're an industrial wageslave (myself included), shouldn't you want to die sooner?
UCLA is going to go 11-0 and then get their heads beat in 3 games in a row to close out the season.
>>158600656Good point. I will finally be able to catch up on sleep when I’m dead
fsu hung on lol>>158600606>farther north but get time changes cancelledTiresome...
>>158600661I will have a nice chuckle if the final B1G CCG is UCLA/USC or UCLA/Oregon
FUCK
>another imaelvavavaOh my God
>qb down holding his throwing shoulder I hate to see it and I have been seething and rooting against UCLA.
Never mind it’s just his ankle he will be alright
>>158600687>search sanders saban>lol
>black backup qbs
>>158600648Sunsets at 8pm is brown people shit, the white world has always preferred standard time
I don’t think I had ever seen a QB backed up by his little brother in d1 college football and suddenly there have been 2 sets in the last two years with memedoza and immaleaveya bros
>>158600714I just don't get people who act like they enjoy it still being light out at 9 fucking pm in the summer. Just torture.
>>158600592Federal law allows teams to do permanent standard time but not permanent daylight saving time. Indiana used to have some counties that boycotted DST and others that observe it but it was too weird so they dropped that.
>>158600738Golfers mostly.
>>158600338Racist af bruh what
>>158600714>>158600738They like it because they can stay out later stealing shit without getting hit by a car.
>>158600725The Hasselbacks and Huards.
>>158600714It’s not a race thing. Every tribe of people is going to have dispersed circadian rhythms. Evolution makes it so. If your whole tribe rises and wakes with the sun then one bear can just run up on your camp and eat everybody. Ancient humans did not have assigned guard duties. There was just always someone up.
>>158600760Stop drinking so much caffeine.
>>158600725Were Tagovailoa bros both at Alabama at the same time?
>>158600770yeah
Watching Arizona play at Auburn in basketball. Auburn's crowd is almost all white. It's like BYU. Do black people in Alabama not like basketball? The team is mostly black but the fans are almost all white. Even the student section.
>>158600760Early birds love to huff their own farts pretending there is something morally upright about being wide awake at 5 AM and a useless zombie by 8 PM
>>158600760This is my argument as well. I genuinely believe black folks aren’t as “smart” as Northern Europeans because they didn’t have to be. It’s ridiculous to argue everyone is literally exactly the same.
>>158600795It would be dark already by 8pm, who cares? In fact going to bed earlier is healthier.
>>158600789They probably don't let you smoke weed indoors.
>>158600813>games and goons until sunrise by the warm glow of neon lighting>sleeps through the d*ytime with blackout curtainsproblem sunfags?
>go to store for late night snack>nothing but blacks shopping this time of night>witness a black woman physically assault her what looked to be 8 year old son>beat his ass to tears while cussing at him as I walk by>kids dad (surprising) just keeps saying "dis ain't no game!">got some white fudge covered oreos
>>158600822what's a goon to a goblin?
>>158600822Any time I don’t have a job I instantly become nocturnal and it’s fucking awesome. I would always end my night going to get breakfast burritos with the wagies heading out for the day. Then I just go home and pass the fuck out. And sleep HARD. It’s like a hibernation type sleep I could never get when sleeping at night
>>158600813We're not medieval peasants before the invention of electricity, we don't have to live according to the sun. It's healthier if going to bed earlier is your natural rhythm. That doesn't universally apply to everybody. Even if it did and 100% of humans were early birds we would still need people willing to work overnight for certain jobs that require overnight or 24/7 availability.
Houston waiting to see 2nd half bets?
>>158600859Bet Deion likes seeing those big Houston girls in the crowd.
>>158600852Nawthin nawthin you ain't scarin nawthin
>>158600878
>>158600855I did this so I simply got a night shift job and now I get to be nocturnal and make some money. Unironically the only downside is missing the noon games because I'd simply rather stay up late on Friday nights.
>>158600878yeah, would
>>158600878#1 would be really pretty if she was skinny.
>>158600855I don't get why it is awesome
>>158600889I worked night shift for a bit. Totally fucked me up. Didn't know if I was coming or going half the time. Irritable as fuck all the time.
>>158600878>elbow fatDOMAIN EXPANSION
He hit that pylon square
There should be a game thread for this ucla game. I hate you faggots. I've never seen the ball hit the pylon like that and it should be in bounds. And it looked like the ball landed inbounds then connected with the pylon.
>>158600903It’s depressing and awesome at the same time.I think a big part of it is knowing that you’re not going to receive a phone call or knock at the door. You’re free from society to a large extent
>>158600899I must have what Shallow Hal had in that movie because I would simply rail the less fat version of her I can see in there.
>There should be a game thread
>>158600921
Everyone is all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart?It sure wasn’t fucking salad.
>>158600927Attention whoring is effeminate.
>>158600934it really does mean more kek
Lmaoooooopicked off the throwaway pass
>>158600934>Mike RileyLooks like he is far more connected to other conferences but enjoy the cherries you picked.
>>158600934It was tobacco for me. I tend to drink more when I’m doing good. But smoking now that’s for when I have been brought low
>>158600934SEC Derangement Syndrome niggaz are so far gone they're trying to sell a dude who coached at Michigan State for over a decade as an SEC bias guy. Also, South Carolina was an Independent when he played football there.
>>158600927based newchad
SAFETYAFETY
SAFETY KINO
How is Illinois so cheeks this year?
>>158601009Fat, bumbling, lazy head coach
>go back ten+ yards to give up a safety.
>my black wife's black son grew up to be a star QB at WisconsinStop, I can only take so much unrealistic bullshit in one commercial
>>158600483You add rum to it
>>158601005Yeah I'd just rape her and take the 50 years in prison or whatever.
>>158601009They were never good.
>12-0If you don't love that score you don't love big ten football
Is cfb cancelled tomorrow? What else am I suppose to do on a saturday?
>>158601005
>>158601034bussy maintenance
>>158601033>Big 10>has 18 teams>score is 12-0i too like numbers
>>158601046How did you know about my hemorrhoid issue?
>>158601034goon
>>158601034why because trump and satanyahu are restarting the war?
>>158601034Fascinating...lol
>>158601059faa fucked up every flight in the country.
>Ty back They got that boy pumped full of good LA Ket
>obesity medication is now on medicare for $50/monthHonestly if the cardboard cutout guy in Iran promised me a hot Persian wife I would simply switch sides.
Going for that 4th down was retarded. Illinoise was NEVER gonna drive the field on your defense.
BAH GAWD THAT'S TY DIEFFENBACH'S MUSIC
I bought chips for guests coming over tomorrow but feel like eating them now
>>158601074what in the world are you talking about, homo thug?
If you are fat for 67 years and never managed to lose it, you deserve to be fat and should not get any medicine for it. >>158601074>be fat your whole life. >become a useless old person. >btw he is a drug the taxpayers get to pay for to make you less fat.
why all the sudden fatphobia??
>>158601080You should eat them now. There won't be any games, or guests.
>>158601059>the warI think anyone calling it a war is brainwashed as fuck. It’s the same Middle East drone strikes we have been doing nonstop since Obamas first term. Anyway I don’t understand why they don’t just nuke Iran. It would solve all problems and establish the precedent that if you try to aquire nukes we will nuke you first. Which could avert the apocalypse for hundreds of years.
shalom
>>158601084You’re a faggot lol humans were never meant to live like this and anyone who is fat should have your sympathy. It’s pretty much impossible to just endure hunger your whole fucking life and never give in. Thankfully we now have ozempic so fatties can stop thinking about food and live their lives
are you all bitching that people are getting less fat?
>>158601095aren't you breaking shabbat by posting this tonight shlomo
>The Federal Aviation Administration lifted its nationwide ground stop Friday evening, allowing flights to resume after a telecommunications outage halted civilian and military aircraft operations, including at March Air Reserve Base in Riverside.My xp office is still working, lol.
Buurrppp
>>158601095there is no money is absolute solutions. remember this young grasshopper. it transcends all areas of life.
>>158601095Because Russia would nuke us back or something.
>>158601107I use to be fat. I lost 70 pounds because I stopped drinking and eating corn syrup, and went outside. I have zero sympathy for fatties, losing weight is not hard.
LETS GO ILLINI WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>158601152It really is that simple.
we are one ucla fumble away from winning this game
Has it been raining at the UCLA game? I thought it never rained in LA?
>>158601168They need to score a TD asap.
this game is way closer than it should be, really glad we got the tuddy there
>>158601178Cant beat them too badly otherwise its not a Quality Win
>wrangler commercial playing football in cowboy boots That shit would destroy your feet in like 5 minutes
>>158601178sex
Cmon Prime, let's get this dub baby.
>Changes to Saturday's college football
>>158599258Why wouldn’t Auburn fly out of Auburn? Tiny planes only?
foomble.
heemston
/cfb/ is a Liberty Bibberty thread. We don’t give a fuck about that emu bitch. We know Liberty Bibberty is the superior mascot through his distinctive and bizarre appearance as well as his great humor. Emu fags fuck off
>>158601226for me it's the grumpy bitch in the progressive commercials
>>158601230It's the dog park.
>>158601226The mascot is just leeching off the popularity of the guy who says liberty biberty
>>158601230shes a quirk chungus, but I would dick her down something fierce.
>>158601230Lily from AT&T was the ultimate GOAT commercial girl everyone wants to fuck until she opened her retarded mouth about her dumb bitch opinions
>>158601226/cfb/ is a Jake from State Farm (white) thread
>>158601247>top almost completely spread open>no sign of tit, just flat chestWhere the FUCK is this woman's tits???
Nice route by illinois
>>158601226Yep. Liberty Bibberty is the one thing the Big 10 and SEC can firmly shake hands and agree on. That’s our guy
some good midwest football on fox
>>158601271nah liberty biberty fucked my bitch. fuck that lil nigga.
Ty why the fuck would you not just run there
wow he missed that easy boot and run for a first
>>158601284Bibberty fucked my bitch too and after some very difficult sessions in couples therapy I can proudly say that it ultimately brought us closer together and now we are happier than ever
>>158601290low iq move. it was five yards easy gives them one extra drive
>brett wasting crucial timeouts Shiggy
Beautiful
>interceptionois
what the fuck was that Illinois
Why the fuck would you go for it on 3rd and 18 with two timeouts and the 2 minute warning. Burt's a goddamn retard.
Houser just stopped seeing the ucla players
Fuck ucla. Playing for an empty ass stadium. Nobody gives a shit about you and Chesney will be at a blue blood in a couple months
>uncovered wide receiver>take a sack and fumblecollege is so fucking slop
>>158601330we're locking that nigga up
UH/Colorado approaching meme game status
>>158601330Bill Simmons already got him to promise to stay in LA
>>158601346all Prime games are meme games
>Prime getting ready to btfo the racists on /cfb/Based AF
Houston wins 3 games in the SEC
>boissy bank
Coach Monkey
>>158600857>we don't have to live according to the sunbut it's healthier that way, safer as children won't be going to school completely in the dark and also has shown a decrease in car crashes and stress since the sun being out earlier has shown to give people easier mornings. Your eyes need the morning sun rays to wake up better, going to school/work in the dark is not as healthy.
>coach primate is leading?OH MY BIBBERTY LIBERTY
>HOLD ON >IT DIDNT PASS THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE AND THERE IS NO WR>DID YOU SAY THAT ON THE FIELD>NO>SO WE ARE GOING TO GO WITH AN INCOMPLETE PASS
probably not the time they want the fans listening in. thats some bullshit lol
>>158601391Holy Bibberty Holy Bibberty
houston is going to legit get blown out by colorado
Beavers should be #14
>one qb dies>one qb benched >one qb sudden medical emergency >one qb just injured Sweet Wine Time
>>158600352Thanks for the help, but I work alone.
Houston is a fraud ass team.
UCLA's qb talks like a wigger
imagine not calling a black qb defensive play there
HOLY TD RUN KINO
Pooston kekDeion owns you
>The expectation is that Ole Miss vs Oklahoma will take place on Sundayfuck you
>#4 UCLA defeats Illinois to go to 10-0 on the seasonImagine telling someone 5 years ago that this would be in football and not basketball
>>158601430damn I shouldnt have looked up interviews. only qb I want to hear from is arch
We got this, coach prime-oid brothers.
>>158601261Needs to get knocked up a couple of times for them to finish developing.
>>158601426Type of team to normally beat up on bad/mediocre teams and then lose to actual good teams. This game is an aberration.
So Illinois will get ranked now since they have a quality loss, right? After all that’s why Mizzou is ranked every single week every single year, they have quality losses and hypothetical wins.
>>158601447>did they fire chip?>hmm okay>did they fire foster? >oh okay >makes sense
>>158601447yeah they play basketball schools
Coach Prime ate with that play call. Get that light skin out on the perimeter.
>>158601462Mizzou about to have a quality blow out like Ole Miss last week.
Houston needs to play like they can win or they will lose this game
>>158601247Reminder she got kicked off the set of the most recent Jackass movie because Weeman is a bitch>Weeman was talking shit to her>she wrestled him and choked him out>you can hear Johnny Knoxville making fun of Weeman in a video of their fight>he got asshurt and cried to the producers to get rid of her
>>158601462Illinois would get blown out by Missouri
>>158601445false
can UCLA go 12-0 (Michigan and USC)
>pooston is getting btfo by Deion's fourth string qb
>>158601479I strongly feel like whoever scores more points will win. just a hunch though
Duke/MiamiNorthwestern/ohio stat Bama/VandyTenn/A&MMizzou/DawgsBC/NDOregon/MichiganOle Miss/OklahomaFlorida/KentuckyBaylor/BYUTexas/LSUIowa/PurdueRaiders/CowboysScar/bluntbacksUtes/ZonaWake/SMUUSC/IndianaOregon St/Boise StAF/San Jose StUNLV/New MexicoNorth Texas/UTSANDSU/Hawaii
>>158601481good, women don't belong in jackass
INT
>>158601479Yeah they also need dig deep down and score more points than their opponents too
>>158601507I feel like that is a big ask from these teams that cant score more but if they score more, I think you are right. They will win if they score more.
>>158601499>POV you're Jensen Huang
LMAOhoo hoo hah ooh
dare I say Coach Prime is fucking back
>>158601526dig deep for as many points as you can because the name of the game is scoring. this game is starting to make sense
honestly CU should have beaten Utah and ASU
>>158601538You have a great point. And points make sense when the name of game is scoring.
Coach prime gets a ranked win, just like we all expected
>>158601445you were right
>>158600286My Pitt ):
My God, will this be over before 2am?
>>158601571it's not even midnight
>>158601571imagine cracking his jaw with a crowbar
Colorado gave up on tackling on that TD. Holy cow.
>>158601482There’s that beautiful hypothetical again!
>>158601571Have you considered not being a least coast homosexual urbancuck bugperson?
Oklahoma is pissed
Colorado is playing to not lose, rather than finish off Houston.
>pooston
are those cum stains on the Colorado uniforms supposed to be mountains?
>>158601620you were saying
>>158601625it's the flatirons
>>158601619go back to the big 12
Boulder is a fag city with a fag school for fag fans and my ‘iggers would whip ‘emt. Golden
>>158601649golden is also a fag city
1ST AND GOALARE YOU KIDDING ME>>158601619LMAO
APOLLO JAIZ
This game will get Prime the FSU job.
>>158601671We all want to see it
>Coach Cri-ACK!
>>158601619Oh no, switching the game to Sunday at the last minute will interrupt everything Sooner fans had planned for their Sunday like noodling and stealing catalytic convertors and drunk driving down the highway
PRAAAAAAAM
>>158601671he won't leave CU as long as they're willing to keep him because his contract includes all the care he wants at CU hospitals who happen to be the leaders in treating his circulation and cancer issues
>>158601619>jewnersKek
>>158601654Takes one to know one
>>158601714yeah, my city didn't used to be a fag city but it's a fag city now just like boulder and golden
Idk man everyone I meet kind of figures out I'm a fake one eventually
>>158601714My city got fagged up when we were swamped with blue state rentfugees
ONSIDE KICK INCOMING
why did he drop it?
>poostain
The game between Mississippi State and Auburn has been moved to the ad display at Shell gas stations in the states of Alabama and Mississippi. The SEC worked with their media partners to find a new home for the delayed game and is excited to offer this innovative new streaming channel for the Tigers and Bulldogs. >>158601210No commercial flights out of Auburn. The university has its own fleet of aircraft but none of them are large enough for the football program. They could probably get a regional jet charter to fly in there but at that point, it's not a big deal to just drive to Columbus where such flights are commonplace.
>>158601619If fucking Arizona state can make it to UCF for a game tomorrow those retards at ole piss can make it to Oklahoma. SEC bending over backwards so that ole piss can stay in the top 25 and feed “quality wins” to the rest of that dogshit conference
>>158601423We're commies now. Everything is shared.
my buffies
>>158601507Usually that's the case but a safety can cause the opposite.
>>158601775Ole Miss' problem is their flight crew timed out and couldn't fly. I don't know which airport they fly out of but I'm certain it's much smaller than Phoenix, where it's easier to replace timed out crew.
>>158601743does coach eck burn local
>>158601797Memphis is a little over an hour away from Oxford
>>158601797I was not a fan of the Phoenix airport
Coach Prime ate good tonight
>>158601619Oklahoma fans getting jerked around to protect Texas’s playoff resume, I’d be pissed too
>>158601852The flip side is Saturday's weather forecast for Norman looks clear but Sunday is cold and rainy. Shitty weather is bad for Ole Miss and very good for Oklahoma.
>>158601482We all know Methzoo would choke the game away.
Oklahoma has zero playoff hopes, I would've just said fuck it we play on Saturday or not at all. The CFP isn't going to look at a forfeit.
>>158601619Sorry sweetie, but you're not in the Big8 or BigXII anymore.You're the red-headed stepchild and you're gonna take your beatings and slop like a good Goy now.
