How much time do they spend practicing this

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>>158605275
das rite

>>158605275
>Fly over to New Zealand
>Pilot successfully lands the plane and the New Zealanders on board spontaneously break out into the Haka
>Have to wait for some Maori elder blesses the luggage cart before they can start unloading the plane
>Get to passport control that's staffed by a white guy with a face tattoo
>Does the Haka before stamping each passport
>After waiting in line for what feels like hours I get to the front where I am called a white devil and told to respect the culture of his people
>Finally collect my bag and leave the airport (though not before enduring 3 more Hakas along the way)
>Get in the cab but have to wait for Maori blessing before we can start driving
>Doesn't ask where I want to go he just starts driving me towards The Lord of the rings museum
>I try to protest but he says that I have to go or I will offend his Maori ancestors
>He's as white as me
>Whatever I ask him to turn on the radio
>It's the Haka

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>>158605275
who cares, we are a #runit nation now

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>>158605275
Maybe one haka isn't enough anymore? Euros just aren't scared of savagely behaving brown people anymore.
Hear me out: Halftime Haka.

>>158605298
0 hours
if youre born in NZ you are haka'ing in the womb, come out haka'ing and are buried haka'ing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eGCsEQ15L4

>>158605275
>do muh silly dance
>Wales unleashes the dragons breath

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t. Love from cric.

lmao bad luck peewees couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch. Losing to Wales, how embarrassing.

That anon always seething about spacky amd >Welsh genetics must be seething now.

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>>158605347
that's true

New Zealand sucks

>>158605327
sponsored by Shontaye Hapes and Sébastien Chabal

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>>158605275
oh no bros maybe we should practice rugby instead of our dancing

>>158605471
is this jeetas vs maori united?
who won?

All blackeds all niggers what were they thinking? Its over

>>158605327
fumblerooski

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>>158605497
indigenous all stars vs marios buddy

>>158605524
>womens sports have race wars but we arent allowed
its not fair bros

>>158605510
>>158605534
pussy on a vpn can't even shitpost on his real ip like a man

Heard this maori heavy metal song last week
lot of hakaing and haka adjacent events involved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kwIkF6LFDc

>>158605534
What the fuck are you talking about you illiterate fucking idiot

>>158605593
You are black and lost fuck you

>>158605606
>tf
>tp

>>158605544
>>158605593
Couldnt be simpler you retarded niggers
Why are australian niggers so retarded
Just read

>>158605606
That's not you on the VPN is it, argie? Disappointing bro

ah man this hurts my soul i need some way to numb the pain

>>158605275
>jlingz.com

ah that hit the spot, thanks OP i owe you one

>>158605672
Tactics, determination, it all stinks

>>158605640
Yes i spent money to roleplay as indonesia

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>>158605425
>doing the funny dance over a grave in some random ditch on the side of the road
G R I M

>>158605680
thai's are descended from austronesians and so are maoris, so theyre the same thing except thais got mutted by the chinese at some point

>>158605716
You're not familiar with the racist nationalist with a south east Asian gf/wife types? They're beyond worthless.

>>158605425
kino

Someone post the absolute embarrassing haka dance they did in their government

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>>158605275

WAKE UP KIWIS

>>158606388
Fucking voleyball?? Lmaoooo

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>>158605471

>>158606439
10/10, would snusnu

>>158606910
morning mate

When the paralympic rugby team do this do they call it the spacka?

>the h-ACKa

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I USED TO RULE THE WORLD
SEAS WOULD RISE WHEN I GAVE THE WORD
NOW IN THE MORNING, I SLEEP ALONE
SWEEP THE STREETS I USED TO OWN

>>158607468
haka la vida
or haka la vista in this case

This never would have happened under Warren Shatland.

>>158607468
Love this little turtle nigga

>>158607406
yes, and they are the all spacks

>>158605275
they don't look as big as they used to
are they doing PED tests now?

>>158608557
yes. plus people know what HGH abuse does to the heart so theres less of that

>>158605537
It’s rugby league. Race wars are allowed, actually encouraged, racists are not welcome though

good thread lads
let em know

fucking based. FINALLY the protagonists of /spee/

>>158607697
kek

barrettbros...