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Main Card (9:00 p.m. ET)
>Heavyweight Title: Ciryl Gane (c) vs. Josh Hokit
>Women's Bantamweight Title: Kayla Harrison (c) vs. Amanda Nunes
>Middleweight: Caio Borralho vs. Yousri Belgaroui
>Welterweight: Uroš Medić vs. Kevin Holland
>Flyweight: Bilal Hasan vs. Luis Gurule

Late Prelims (7:00 p.m. ET)

>Welterweight: Stephen Thompson vs. Charles Radtke
>Lightweight: Drew Dober vs. Chris Duncan
>Lightweight: Jim Miller vs. Terrance McKinney
>Catchweight (190 lbs): Donte Johnson vs. César Almeida

Early Prelims (5:00 p.m. ET)

>Lightweight: Jared Gordon vs. Melquizael Costa
>Women's Bantamweight: Macy Chiasson vs. Bia Mesquita
>Bantamweight: Heili Alateng vs. Juan Díaz
>Lightweight: Evan Elder vs. Samuel Sanches
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Michelle Obama is a man.
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*enters thread*
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Raped hokpiggy status?
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Got everything done on the to do list so might as well get comfy and tune in
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>>158609439
Ban this anon NOW
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>>158609439
Don't let Luke Thomas hear you say that, brother!
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Holy shit they got Samuel Jackson doing the intro
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Am I fake, or am I so real? Ask Derrick how them Hokit elbows feel.
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Chris Duncan will win...right?
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I hope Mike perry has a title run to show knuck is the greatest base
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thank god i'm out of heem and i can stop pretending to be a ganefag
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Daniel "DC" Cormier
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Ganecels in for a ruff night. Hoki is gonna wrestle him easy. Yall niggaz keep forgetting that Hokit is all american.
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>The best MMA Heavyweight in the world will either be a basketball reject or an American Football reject
Joke sport we've got here lads honestly
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Shut up joe yuh fuel yuh
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*enters thread*
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>*looks at you*
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9 Countries Represented On Tonight's Card
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>>158609525
your pov as your first drink of the night makes you suspiciously sleepy
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>>158609525
Joe looking sexo tonight
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gane really hit that shiii
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Ufc belt is so meaningless. Gane won the belt against someone making their heavyweight debut.
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>>158609544
He had to get himself looking right for an interview with Ganedaddy
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>>158609498
what does DC stand for?
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>>158609525
I was taller than Rogan by the time I was in 4th grade. Nigga so tiny lmao 5"3 midget
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>>158609544
disturbing post
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>>158609567
Dana's cocksleeve I fear
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>>158609515
and gane is all french
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>>158609565
Gane got the belt in the mail same as the last nigga
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>>158609567
Donut connoisseur
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we all know hokit's IQ is low enough to use the "I can strike the striker" master theory which every retard in the UFC has attempted, Belal being one btw. (Hokit fan here btw)

He is going attempt to beat Gane at his own game and get heem'd round 1 unfortunately
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>>158609571
Those Italian genes
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>>158609581
proofs?
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STOP THE FIGHT HERB! HE'S OUT! HE'S OUT!
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Pitt the Elder
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Nice ass on this lad
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>>158609581
that means hes an elite wrestler.

all american = Top 10 wrestler in your weight class for all of US college system.
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>>158609567
Donald Cerrone
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This is going to be bad for Elder, methinks.
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>>158609605
hap after ace takes the last grape soda
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>>158609613
Kekked
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Daddy Gane had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a Hokpig, E-I-E-I-O
With a oink-oink here and a oink-oink there
Here a oink, there a oink, everywhere a oink-oink

Daddy Gane had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a Aspinall, E-I-E-I-O
With a quack-quack here and a quack-quack there
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack-quack
Oink-oink here and a oink-oink there
Here a oink, there a oink, everywhere a oink-oink
Daddy Gane had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
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>>158609567
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damn bro chill stop talking to camera
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>>158609605
This happens every day in Pensacola.
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What is that cut bruh
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CIRYL GANE
COME OUTSIDE
WIE WONT HEEM YOU
HA HA HA
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wobbled that monkey
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Ciryl Gane vs. Josh Hokit
Kayla Harrison vs. Amanda Nunes
Caio Borralho vs. Yousri Belgaroui
Uros Medic vs. Kevin Holland
Bilal Hasan vs. Luis Gurule
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>>158609567
Extra Cheese Extra Meat Hold The Lettuce
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oh shi this is one of those white boy summer cards
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>>158609650
Ciryl Gane
Kayla Harrison
Caio Borralho
Uros Medic
Bilal Hasan
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>>158609650
Hokit
Amanda
Caio
Uros
Bilal
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nononono alliterationbros...
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>>158609650
gane
nunes
belgaroui
medic
hasan
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>Grabbing the fence is strictly illegal under the Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts used by the UFC.
>however a penalty is never given
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are oblique kicks illegal now?
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>>158609683
i think so
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>>158609681
If you allow your opponent to grab the fence then you're already doing something wrong. They should be defending their vital organs, not defending crotch sniffs.
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30 seconds into the fight and we already witnessed negative killer instinct, fucking hell how do you even end up doing this for a living
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>>158609681
I get the feeling the theory is they don't want to give a point because they expecting the other fighter commit a foul for which they will now be lenient on as the other guy has already fouled
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Dude these guys are ass what the hell happened to lightweight
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>>158609707
both unranked, low end of lightweight
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>>158609699
>If you allow your opponent to kick you in the balls you're already doing something wrong.
>If you allow your opponent to poke you in the eyes you're already doing something wrong.
>If you allow your opponent to bite your fucking ears off you're already doing something wrong.
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>>158609701
Early prelims roster is still full of cardio box coaches who make their income from housewives
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>>158609683
Not officially yet no but rumor is they will be soon
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some doos just built different
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wobbled that cracker
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I bet on Elder :^(
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>>158609650
Team cock lovers:
Gane
Kayla
Caio
Medic
Hasan
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honestly? they're just fighting
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Yo elder got the fatty
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Elder blew his load
He reminds me of Aswell Jr.
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why the fuck does sanches have an erection?
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>>158609755
Even if you end up winning, you have a gambling addiction
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Elder Rings bros...
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>>158609419
>dumb jungle savage vs a guy who just has chud takes in lieu of any real personality
sucky main event desu
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gentlemen
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>>158609774
it's called BBC cazzie
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weird fight
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>>158609774
He loves this shit
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>>158609650
Gane
Harrison
Borralho
Medic
Hasan
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Bum fight
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>>158609650
gane
kayla "its ma'am" harris
borralho
medic
bilal
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20-18

Though it could still be 19-19 since Sanches landed the better shots
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>eyepoke
>multiple fence grabs
>not even acknowledged
It's gonna be a rough night for Hokpiggies
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Why would you grapple a dude that has a boner?
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>>158609774
his eyes are up there champ
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>>158609650
Hokit
Nunes
Borralho
Holland
Gurule
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>>158609801
Josh Brolin got a fat pussy on him mmm
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>>158609730
all factual
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>>158609816
Sometimes you don't have a choice
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>>158609816
now we both have boners
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why is Don Draper shilling gambling? doesn't he have enough money to preserve some morals
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Some are calling this a UFC fight
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Let's go samuels
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>>158609816
arm bar that shit playa!
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>>158609823
maybe that's what got him Diane Lane
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wtf is this
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>>158609831
The days of being set from one TV show are gone. There's a reason Jon Hamm was on the Sklar Brothers' MMA sketch comedy show.
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I would put his boner into a darce choke, but that's just me
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dis doo got his cup on upside down
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it's like that scene from Ace Ventura
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fuckin hate anti-finishers like Elder
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In the blue corner: Gabe Owners
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Throw a fighting nerd in that octagon nobody's getting out alive
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first fence grab point in recorded history?!?!
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do you think emily watches ufc?
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guys like elder probably net a little more than minimum wage. Is it worth it?
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Solid fight
30-27 Elder
I'm impressed Elder was able to keep fighting
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>tfw fight pass is picking up on my VPN and kicking me off now

wtf bros
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>>158609866
are you referring to the scene where he exits the rhino
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>>158609870
they’re called edgers
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Hello faggots. I've made a large pot of chili and have a full keg of hacker pschorr munich gold. Ready for the foights.
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>>158609874
leon got a point taken in his title rematch against usman for a fence grab
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>>158609878
literally who
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>>158609878
No but I bet she's in the kitchen ready to get her man anything he may need during the card.
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Cut them both
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>Refs are taking points for fouls
Umm...Ganescholars?
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>>158609878
god she was so hot before she turbobogged herself
edge of tomorrow emily was s tier
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i am hung over and making my pregnant wife bring me food and drinks while I sit here trying to fucking fill out captchas.

can i get a hell yeah?
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>>158609904
Hell yea brother
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Did prelims start? Tnt is showing fags talk only.
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>>158609650
french
hue
hue
medicine
Billy
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>>158609897
I'm begging for Gane to eyepoke and dick kick Hokit so he immediately returns them
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>>158609904
HELL YEEAAH
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>>158609650
Ciryl Gane
Amanda Nunes
Caio Borralho
Uros Medic
Bilal Hasan
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>>158609897
pure francophobia
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>>158609904
suck on her milky tits, respectfully of course

yes this is MMA related
>>
So when Hokit wins a round 10-8, after two eyepokes, a nutshot, a fence grab, and a fishhook by Gane, the score will be 10-3
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>>158609913
Turn on your tv
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>>158609900
no one asked
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>hokit is half mexican
>his wife is half black
>their kids will be half white
as much as I like hokit I don't think it's wise to let it go this far
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>>158609926
Tnt sports 2 has bisping just talking with marbles in his mouth. Where fights?
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>>158609904
nice bro are you the dad?
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I'm pumped
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>>158609923
the milkers will be primed and ready soon.
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>>158609897
Bad start for bucks...
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>YAAAS MISTAH JOE ROGAN I LOVE YOU
cut this bitch
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This Fighter Completely Understood the Assignment
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>>158609929
Mutt pride worldwide
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>>158609940
same
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The guy with only one name
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I was leaning towards Morales getting the win due to his size mogging of Carlos, this pic has changed my mind though as there is fuckall difference in size and both fighters would not have cut weight yet
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>>158609897
Gane is already two steps ahead. He knows the fight itself is merely one battle in a larger war. Getting DQ'd in exchange for blinding, and ending your opponents career is a 300IQ move.
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>>158609904
IF I GET DIGITS YOU BEAT HER UP
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>>158609929
funny how his children will hate both blacks and mexicans
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>>158609939
damn right I am.
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>>158609939
that was a nasty line by you
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>>158609942
Is your wife Asian? That seems to be the current trend in Australia
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>>158609966
checked
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>>158609929
gambling on lightskin son vs aryan son
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>>158609966
>>
>>158609966
uh oh, preggie wife sistahs...
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>>158609966
Digits granted
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I'm gonna cum so fucking hard
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>>158609904
>>158609966
>double dubs
The gods have spoken.
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>>158610005
What's his name?
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>>158610005
I'm edging till the co-main
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>>158609966
fucking spic - welp, digits don't lie.

this is what she's gonna get (me)
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>>158609966
WHOOP THAT TRICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qCYabLy1ic&list=RD0qCYabLy1ic&start_radio=1
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isn't this da doo who missed weight by like 5 pounds?
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>>158610012
I call it the coom-main
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>Hokit is half Mexican and his wife is half Black
Dios mio...they are breeding la creatura perfecta. The beast to inherit 21st century America
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if you already have an extremely common last name, like i imagine Diaz is in Mexico, why would you give your child an even more common first name like Juan?
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i'm drinking some caipirinha whos with me
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>>158609966
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these propaganda ads are so embarrassing lol
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>>158610044
You actually watch the ads?
>>
Is tom gonna be in the crowd tonight ready to step into the octagon and cut a promo against the winner?
>>
>>158610036
Keeping common and traditional names alive is good. It's so cringe when Millenial and Gen Z parents give their kids special snowflake names
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>>158610039
oh…monkey cum - no thank you
>>
the funny thing about that commercial is that in reality, every time the us tells north korea not to fire any mroe missiles, they do it anyways. and same with russian jet flybys in our airspace. kek
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>>158609894
blayde's biggest fan (they fucked)
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>pegajoso
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>>158610044
What the ads?
>>
>>158610054
are tom is permanently blind I'm afraid
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>Alatengheili
Bro doesn't have a surname?
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> juan diaz
literally every mexican ever
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>>158610064
the chinese spy balloon scare hahaha
>>
Who's a bigger cornball, Keith Peterson or Mike Beltran
>>
>>158610057
ok, John Smith
>>
>>158610057
Mailman here. I see some pretty retarded names. Best retarded name I saw was Harbour
>>
>>158610064
The funny part is that Sneed has the least idea of what's REALLY going on in the US airspace out of everyone here
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>>158610081
That's Pvt. Joe Gomez though...
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>>158610085
Beltran
Peterson is no nonsense
>>
anyone betting? i've never bet because I am not degenerate but I can live vicariously through you mutts.

i want china to win, china is our friend.
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>>158610069
I've never heard Emily Blunt stutter
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>>158610016
Nah that's the buck that jim "fucking" miller will be heeming
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chinese dudes eyes are already swelling shut
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>>158610086
>t. Muhamed Abdulovic
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>>158609900
hnnggg imagine seducing and fucking her as she arches her back then right as you cum you grab her pistol and shoot her in the back of the head so her pussy spasms out on your cock then turning the gun on yourself so you can do it all again the next day and literally every other day forever
>>
diaz looks like a poojeet (so I wnat him to lose)
>>
>>158610116
Kekked irl coomers undefeated
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It pisses me off that Mongolians don't seem to have a first and second name. Just a single name. It makes me want to kick their ass.
>>
Alatengheili is an ethnic Mongol; his nationality is Chinese
Do NOT get it mixed up
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You know we're due for collapse cause they're running out of names so they're just adding random shit
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>>158610115
Muhamed isn't very common here, Mujo (Muyo) was more in the past. Tarik Hodzić would be a stereotypical name.
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>>158609650
Gane
Harrison
Belgaroui
Medic
Hasan
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>>158609887
What is a "pot of chilli" what are the ingredients and what do you use it for?
>>
mongolian is going to get cracked with an overhand right/hook IMO.
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Mongolians get a massive nerf when they aren't on horseback
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>>158610152
UFC been giving these guys made up names since the ESPN era
>>
Dixon Schneider
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alright I'm awake. the good fights may proceed
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Alatengheili is a Sinicized form of the Mongolian name Altan Gerele, which means "Golden Light"
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Nah i am more of a dixon cider guy
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>>158610185
its fucking 10am mate get your life under control
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>>158610192
I actually know a Dixon snider
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>>158610156
>Muhamed isn't very common here
Astagfirullah, you're all kuffar
https://youtu.be/mesySj71-0I?is=pG24UMvrQiAAm_Vi
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I also know a Hugh Johnson
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>>158610189
were his parents smiths fans
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>>158610210
What's his name?
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>HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
The champ is calm, relaxed and unbothered
>>
Kody Steele
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>>158610212
Who isn't?
>>
Ultimate Horse Archer Championship
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>>158610210
i have a huge johnny for ya
>>
For me, it's Seymour Cox
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>>158610210
i know hugh jackman, sucked his cock once
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I'm tired already. IGBBMN
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>>158610210
Hugh jonhson ever got dixon cider?
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>>158610227
Will Kody Steele become UFC champion? He's good enough, but will he get the promotional push?
>>
remember the tom aspinall era
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I'll start taking pictures of the funny names I deliver too
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>>158610088
>Mailman
Have any good mailman stories?
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>>158610235
i bet you'd love to see more cocks IYKWIM
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if Hokit is humble in his defeat he loses all of his fucking aura
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>>158610206
perhaps, but we got our names from Turks, not Arabs directly, I guess Mehmed is a Turkish version of Muhamed, but they aren't the same name.
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Haven't been watching this fight, is it as shit as it was the first 2 minutes
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i know daner loves his mexican fighters at the moment so i hope the asian fella wins purely to spite him
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anti heem day
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show me your wmma face
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>>158610300
yeah it's been pretty shit.
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>>158610272
In my 4 years nothing crazy. More often than not though, when I deliver wine, I get invited in for drinks and have to respectfully decline. Have had a milf accept a package in her thong but did not get invited in kek
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>>158610312
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>>158610312
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>>158609650
>Hokit
>Nunes
>Usury
>Medic
>Hasan
>>
>>158610278
>Hokit loses and is escorted out the backside in 2mins flat
>The Michelle Obama Network sends it's regards
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>>158610312
>>
ezpz
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>>158610312
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mega story loss for diaz
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Which ethnicities and nationalities are up tonight in the /sp/ol heem race wars?
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>>158610312
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>>158610312
>>
I should have skipped the earlies
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>>158610324
>Have had a milf accept a package in her thong but did not get invited in kek
You were supposed to be confident and give her a sexual compliment, you probably just spilled your spaghetti and stared like an autist
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>>158610312
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>>158610312
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Diaz should’ve lost for dropping the ball at the end there
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UFC 334 live stream
https://streem.gg/freestream

Who won the first fight? I just woke up.
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>>158610368
Damn straight.
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>>158610312
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The Nahuatl people are now 1-1 today. How will this affect the chances of Josh Hokit?
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im retarded and my favorite fighter is tom aspinall
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>>158610397
What's the legality of sex with downies? There's no way they can legally be considered able to consent right?
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I am a chapter president of MENSA and my favourite fighter is Tom Aspinall. He is also the favourite fighter of all of my friends, too.
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>>158610408
I knew we had something in common.
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>>158610312
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>He believes in his own stink
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> average third world fighter origin story
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Cheesy spuds
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>>158610427
Not going to look that up and end up on a watchlist
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>UFC being sponsored by a Johnny Depp movie
wow, I can't believe they would drop so low, being sponsored by a woman beater
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>>158610429
>chapter president of MENSA
Middle Essex Nonce Support Association?
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I thought this Belgaroui guy was some sort of killer but I'm watching struggle to put away shitters. Easy win for Caio.
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Tom Aspinall with the trauma (my eye!)
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> nickname is lady goat
> literally who
hope she gets knocked the fuck out in 30 seconds
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Yeah, I'm not watching that
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There is no such thing as Middle Essex. There is Middlesex, but not Middle Essex.
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>>158610397
>Having sex with an adult who has Down syndrome is not automatically illegal, provided both individuals are of legal age and both have the legal capacity to consent.
>Capacity to Consent: Having Down syndrome does not automatically strip a person of their legal rights or autonomy. Many adults with Down syndrome can legally consent to romantic and sexual relationships.
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for me its the lady goat
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If you're a woman the coolest thing you can do is make a face like you just sucked a lemon
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>early prelims
They did my nigga milky wrong
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>wmma bad
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>>158610488
There was news some story a while back about a downie going to law school. She could probably consent
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ciryl GODne
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>>158610312
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Sandhagen bros LFG!!
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MSG smells like a sweaty gym sock
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She looks like Austin reeves
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>wmma
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>>158609650
Hok
Nunes
Caio
Holland
Bilal
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Danny Bantam
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>Be a mosquito
Why the fuck would I want to do that?
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>tfw no heems
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>>158610565
the girls will heem, i know it
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Who the hell thinks it's acceptable for a old hag to be a ring girl
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I have a very unique style of chess. I like to hunt my opponent until they quit. I don't like to checkmate prematurely, I want to take all their pieces and drain oit their will to live like a boa constrictor
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>>158610582
Brooklyn Wren should be the only ring girl. Maybe Chase Infiniti as well.
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Oldheads know this is a preview of Gane/Hokit
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I'm about to bust!
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There should 3 wmma weight classes
105, 115, 125
anything above 125 is just a waste of time
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>>158609650
Hokit
Kayla
Yousuri
Medico
Belal
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>>158610312
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>>158610606
Shades of Hokit here
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>>158610620
Stroking
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>>158610606
Thats just being bad, or playing bad people, whats your elo
>>
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
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>>158610620
Look at this faggot, why are muslims so fucking fruity?
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>>158610632
Blaydes of hokit
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>wmma pros everyone
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The Assassin
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sheem tappy
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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPPPPPPY
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easy
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>tfw no BJJ gf
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You wanna hear something crazy? The bongs can't even watch the Michelle Waterson smother vid.
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SHEEEEEM TAPPY
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stephen thompson really fell off
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>>158610650
>>158610648
>>158610639
>reddit
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>>158610606
Yeah I can tell from this image alone that I would fucking brutalize you at bullet chess.
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lady goat is very attractive
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wmma done right
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what male fighter would have the most competitive fight with Kayla Harrison
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>>158610665
That was 100000 times more entertaining than the last 2 slop fights
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>>158610606
>mfw motherfuckers keep playing when they know it's over
just resign and give me my points nigga
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>>158610427
depends how retarded they are shane gillis is able to consent to sex (i know from personal experience)
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>>158610638
1800 games, 450 elo. But instead of learning set strategies, I accept that I'm bad so I can handle any situation. These players get to an elo with special tricks, I'm an all round mastermind.
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>>158610665
we don't announce where we're from here
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me?
im a sherdawger
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>>158610686
what site? I'll play you bitch ass hoe ass bitch
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>>158610702
you do every time you repeat others like a fucking twitch chat to feel something real lmao
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>>158610669
I play rapid, bullet is whack homie
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>>158610717
hit the road cazzie
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bj penn dot com
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>>158610717
it's not that deep little man sorry if that's how you interpret it
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>>158610665
check out the 2 brain cells on this guy
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>>158610716
https://lichess.org/game/lzi1xmwl
lets go b
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>>158610606
Never played before but looks gay and boring I'll beat you in ultimate golf though faggit
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>>158610720
Because you know you'll get schmoked mate
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>>158610702
ZING
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this faggot shit keeps freezing on chrome and brave.
i thought it was wildvine not being installed so I let the googlejew install it. NOPE.
what teh fuck.
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Rough sex with Bia Mesquita
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you don't want this smoke homie
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concerning lack of tiktok webms of thots shaking ass in this thread
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>>158610738
I'm spectating so I hope you win hoe
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>>158610743
Its fun once your brain recalibrates, game of kings.
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>>158610758
I take it she's the one getting rough
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how was the evan elder fight?
saw he won but just got home, he's an underrated and very boyable fighter
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> be a mosquito
these foreigners just making up names now?
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>>158610738
im watching this
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>>158610765
Yes.
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Gane is the best HW on the planet, except for:
Francis Ngannou
Jon Jones
Tom Aspinall
Alexander Volkov
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>hang it in the loo vra
how are americans this dumb
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>>158610781
Aspinall isn't even in the UFC anymore
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>>158610776
It's short for Beatriz.
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>>158610764
Miss me with that gay shit
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holy stall
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>>158610783
There was one card where one of the British commentators mentioned Hannibal Barca and DC had no idea who that was
>>
>>158610758
kayla harrison would definitely do a better job of degrading and humiliating you though b
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>>158610359
we do things a little different in new jersey
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Black has no fucking idea what he's doing man
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I hope Kayla Harrison fucking dies
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>>158610738
>>158610778
>white man marching on
based
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>>158610792
And Mesquita is the portuguese word for mosque, Bia is the first muslim woman in ufc alhamdulilah
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If Killa could stop spawning on Interchange for me, that would be greeeeat
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she say she love sosa bitch thats every day
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Nunes is free money Kayla ain't her
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OH SHIT
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>>158610781
>Fight Gane won
>Scripted event
>Fight Gane won
>Fight Gane won TWICE
See?
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WE are eating good and jerking off good tonight lads
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be honest fellas
how many pints for a crack at kayla
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>>158610811
we all die
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It was pretty fun in that clip when Cejudo was trying to argue with Khabib that his Olympic gold medal was worth more than Kayla's two Olympics Judo medals and Khabib basically shut him down by saying Judo is a way better sport than wrestling
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>>158610811
Im stroking to Kaylas potential broken neck
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>>158610833
One miller lite for me I'm high test (gay)
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nunes is such a fucking dyke lmao
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>>158610838
I hope she dies one second before I do
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>>158610738
kek black doo had his king running
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>>158610833
Two bud lights
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>>158610798
c*rthaginians aren't worth remembering, they were a speedbump on the road to TOTAL ROMAN VICTORY
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>>158610833
1-2, desu you can tell kayla is a femcel and will devour your cock if you let her. imagine the grip man
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Wait who was White?
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>>158610838
say wallah
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>>158610833
none, id focus on her hair, its very nice
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>>158610738
Fuck you i am 400 btw
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>>158610841
Henry is so cute I wish I can just carry him in my pocket
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Melqui should win this fairly easily. This is an odd matchup.
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boxing is checkers and mma is chest dot com
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>>158610738
embarrassing performance b
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>>158610833
Lots of factors here, however I think 2 would be enough. Any more than 5 or 6 and the cock don't work.
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Milkie has almost gone full Michael Jackson
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you're a hell of a fighter I know you'll be back stronger than ever god bless you and your family
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HAKUNA MATATA
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>>158610858
Hannibal is the exception, even Scipio respected him
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>>158610879
He put himself out there where's your chess profile
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>>158610876
Powerslap is 3D holographic chess
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Hypothetically, if I were to sprinkle a line of [redacted] on my [redacted] for Megan Olivi to snort, and some of it got into my urethra, would it burn a lot?
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>>158610886
Nah if i didnt made that dumb move with the bishop i had your ass, i dont play 5min i play 10 usually
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holy cringe walkout
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Imagine how much vitiligo improves your SMV in third world countries
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who chooses to dye their hair ginger?
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>>158610902
idk meng I'm 2300 in rapid
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jared gordon is such a fucking can
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>>158610889
he was just being fake humble to sell more ppvs
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>>158610892
i had a pro file my nails so i dont scratch your moms vagina
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>>158610832
watching too much porn is bad for you
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the rankings aren’t ready for a fully vitiligo’d all white milky costa
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mma is more similar to starcraft brood war actually
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>>158610917
ufc is so shit now im surprised hes not on the main
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>>158610916
>2300
Yeah sure
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Kek even Joe is admittimg Gordon got robbed against Paddy
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>>158610801
Damn you're, maybe both of them then.
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>thinking bout heroin
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honestly vitiligo must be a god send if you're born brown
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heem
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>>158610922
Im back to using my imagination due to the government restrictions
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>>158610931
sorry you're right I thought it was higher
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>>158610945
this shit is so cringe. every fighter does it
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doo has a Rorschach test on his back
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>>158610945
Don't like doos that do this.
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How does it feel knowing this guy would absolutely wipe the floor with you at chess?
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Jon could body gane or hokit right now and cormpiggy couldnt touch either
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>>158610919
...damn
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>>158610934
the loss doesn’t matter, gordon and paddy would still be in the same positions they are now
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>>158610951
Wtf is that, if you were 2300 thats like national master or something like that
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>tattoo of my dad's dick
small world
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>Rorschach test on your back
what do you see?
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Was Milky vs. Daniel Gay in Featherweight or LW?
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>>158610977
A big old monster with trees in his hands as weapons
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>>158610977
me, fuckin your mom
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the size difference is huge. look at the legs
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>>158610977
two grim reapers hanging out taking a selfie. future can tattoo
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>>158610977
darkrai
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>>158610977
hooded man on horse
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compared to other brazilian’s, milky’s single tattoo goes way harder than the full body shit
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Reminder: Jared Gordon beat Patrick Pimblett
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just how bad is paddy?
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>>158610977
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>>158610977
a uterus
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>>158610977
Ghost with two heads
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>>158611014
makes him look gay and peurto rican
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>>158611014
Having a tattoo of another man on you gets you hard?
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>>158610977
the spooky trees in the windy level of Donkey Kong Country 2
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harrison
gane
borralho
yeh im thinking my treble is finna cash
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Too much spinney shit got him taken down
SAD
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gobby comeback soon
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>gordon does literally nothing the entire first round, just lets costa blast him with kicks for 5 minutes
>shoots himself right into a triangle
cut this fucking dude immediately
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Pump it
(Louder!)
Pump it
(Louder!)

Turn up your radio,
Blast your stereo riiiight!
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>>158611030
My nigga
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stand them up Dan!
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>>158610977
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>>158611034
same >>158610977
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>>158611055
>do nothing
>let your opponent gas whilst throwing spinny shit
>win
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19-19

If Melqui insist on more spinney shit he'd lose R3
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>>158610977
spooky little house with trees
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
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Stand em up ref fuck this nuthugger
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>>158610977
a BBC
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>>158611106
>T.Never wrestled
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crazy to look at them grapple nownot knowing if they'll be stood up after 45 seconds. it's been a minute maybe now? minute a half?
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>>158610977
Spooky ghost with arms and no legs going "Boo!"
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Cannot believe Costa's corner told him to do mroe kicks

That is insane advice.
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>>158611110
Yeah, it's called being straight
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>>158611109
Rorschach test shows your biggest hidden desire btw
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Melky was supposed to be the chosen one :(
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>>158610977
Grim reaper
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>>158610977
ciryl gane beating up my parents while i cry in the corner
>>
CUT CUT CUT
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if melky was still brown he would have won
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Send this junkie back to the alley
>>
this is the same thing that would happen to sean gaymalley if he moved up
>>
Awful performance from Melquizael
Embarrassing
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
costa's dumb
>>
I still have it 29-28 Melquizael
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>>158611176
He shouldn't even be here. Another example of the UFC and its bloated roster
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what a fuarking war 100k bonus for both of these warriors
>>
2-1 Costa based on damage
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>what a fight
and it was 2 men hugging each other
sweet joe showing himself again
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>>158611148
It was the little bit of brown left that lost him the fight
>>
Dalmatians are gay. Future can got outcanned tonight
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WMMA was the only redeemable part of the early shitlims, imagine that
>>
dafuq
>>
holy robbery
>>
heem riggy
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LETS GO MY NIGGA MILKY!!!
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>>158609650
Josh Hokit
Kayla Harrison
Yousri Belgaroui
Uros Medic
Bilal Hasan
>>
BASED JUDGES
BASED JUDGES
BASED JUDGES
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>tfw no heems allowed
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>>158611218
>>158611223
>>158611216
Damage wins fights, morons
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Costa is one ugly fucking freak
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this doo fighting next
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Didn't watch
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Lol, poor gordon been paddy'd again.
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fuck that fucking zionist wigger faggaport
>>
THE Michael Rappaport?????
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>>158610738
Damn white brutalised black.levels above.
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>>158610977
Did all of the brown in this dude's body just clump together in one patch or something? wtf
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>>158611262
No one plays a racist white cop better!
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>>158611243
should get cut if he loses this he's a good kickboxer but not a good mma fighter
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>>158611277
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why are they jerking off an areana this is fuckin gay lol
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>>158609650
Hokit
Harrison
Belgouri
Holland
Hasan
>>
Does gane have any good wins?
>>
Migrate
>>158611321
>>158611321
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>>158609419
Fuck Dana
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>>158611216
>>158611218
>>158611223
relics of a bygone era
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>>158610998
based and logical



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