Please join me in watching the Houston Texans take on the Cleveland Browns in a matchup that will be watched by dozens around the world. Texans trying to get back to .500. Browns inexplicably starting Deshaun.>black qbskickoff in 20 bings
>>158626919Lets go Toxins and heem penut oyl.
pls sampson run that mfr
>>158626919last thread died early this morning sadly. also i'm sipping on a murphy's stout. what y'all drinking to watch this slop?
I'm ready to be crushed again.
>>158626919shit i forgot to title the thread.also, i was wearing my colt .45s hat earlier at the pub to watch the lions game. came across a dude from tanglewood. who would have thought on this tiny island?
>>158626986I had a Beaumont Bullfrogs cap when I lived in southeast Texas years ago.
>>158626963which qb do you like brownsbro?
>>158626986>who would have thought on this tiny island?The world is just globalized like that these days
>>158627020incredibly based. i also occasionally wear a Corpus Christi Hooks cap too. need to get a space cowboys cap
>>158627025Neither, but Watson is clearly the better Browns QB this season. Shedeur has an arm and he can maybe run a little, but he gets rattled in the pocket pretty quickly. It doesn't help that we lost WR3.I would probably start Shedeur so that the Texans can sack him 16 times and end his career right now.
>>158627079I would start dillon Gabriel
Imagine what run a '20 Deshaun Watson could've had paired with that '25 defense.
The time has come, and so have I.
Yeah this shit gonna be a shootout, we ain’t got a shot with the rapist. Just start Shaduer already
Oh my god.... my Texies look.... good.
this won't take long.
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!
It's ogre (:
Cmon toxins, don't choke this in the 4th.
falling right into the trap, lure them into a false sense of security with the easy score and then BAMcomeback city baby! yeah!
NICOOOOOO TUDDIE
>>158627356That was a legit MVP pass from Ceej.
This new gta looks kinda gay, not gonna lie
Man my team is looking in PRIME FORM already. Look out texans, the brownies finna bouta 4th quarter ass pull comeback
>Ehhh nevermind
Steaming games for anonsVoice chat open.dot gg/CjksYNtZ
Pineapple status?
Pineapple x1
Glad we got some good BANG BANG BANG BANG action going on today. Browns put up a bunch of signs everywhere telling fans not to BANG :(
PINEAPPLE ECKSONE
>>158627567
Congrats on the 1st down, Brownies.
maybe he wouldn't have fallen over if his head wasn't so big
Is it just me or do Albert and vilma just sound flat today? No energy
>>158627727they already told you earlier, they were stuck doing this game because of the FAA shutdown
My Texies finally looking like what we thought they were gonna look like :)
Kek at the saxophone iron maiden outro
>>158627762I just checked a podcast that came out Thursday night and they were scheduled to do the game, so it is out to the grounding
>>158627762Oh Noes! Having to work your job two days in a row! UNION NOW!
>>15862779112-5 incoming
>>158627791>>158627834My Brownies finally looking like what we thought they were gonna look like :(5-12 incoming
>>158627828Kenny actually had to work Wednesday night in Vegas for the golden knights game
>>158627868Isn't that what happens to you guys every year?
TEXIES TUDDIEwhat a great play, good job Nick Caley?
>>158627914usually. once in awhile we get a great year from a QB and make the playoffs. Did that just a few years ago when Flacco took over for Watson ... even won a playoff game.Most Browns fans aren't usually delusional like Bills fans are.
This has the makings of a 40 bomb getting dropped.
Texiebros. Are we back?
No matter what happens today, the Browns will still have a better record than the Texans.>being worse than the Browns
As a Bengals fan, thank you Texans for destroying the Browns. I hope you do the same to the Steelers and Ravens too. Keep up the good work.
>>158627574Very gay. Did they explain their gay rationale?
>>158628037Burrow gonna blow out his knee tonight, calling it now
Feels odd hearing Deshaun's cadence again, flashbacked to '18-'19 in my head
>>158627574>>158628044Yeah, they're getting a new stadium soon anyway. Might as well tear this one apart.
>>158628064No, this is one of the rare seasons he stays healthy the entire season. If he does get hurt, we get to UNLEASH THE ELITE.
>>158628074He's having his best year since then until the Steelers sacked him 8 times. Maybe he can recover.
Now that Deshaun Watsons $230,000,000/5 year contract is coming to an end, was it a good investment by the Browns?
I'm not watching, but did CJ do the O-H-I-O to the crowd yet?
>>158628037Are you from Nasty-Natti? Skyline or Goldstar?
I guess we're forever indebted to CLE for getting 4 off our hands.
SHAREEF DON'T LIKE IT
>>158628026gonna be fucking on the texies bed tonight
>>158628151Skyline although Camp Washington Chili beats them both.
What was the deal with his last season in Houston? He was never injured but he didn't okay a single game. What was that about?
what does this man even do
>>158628131Yes. Run that contract back.
>>158628214he asked the wrong questionthe real question is 3 way or 5 way - there is only one right answer
>>158628131It's what they've invested in Desshawn so far. Haslam has seen enough, time to re-up this wholesome, productive QB
>>158628199Rock the cat box! Rock the cat box!
>>1586282395-way no onions
>>158628226Collects a paycheck. The browns are a charity organization
>>158628271The Browns are a money-laundering organization.
>>158628233>>158628241You're all retarded. It's time to trade 3-4 1sts and give a 350m fully guaranteed contract for/to Herbert.
>>158628292JIMMY.....HIRE. THIS. MAN.
>running a draw on 3rd & 14ogey
Is Deshaun girthier than CJ?
Holy shit my brownies made them punt!!! Brownies have gone 54 consecutive games without giving up 300 passing yards... Im afraid that will end today:(
>>158628360Uh it's not my place to say.
DRAGON
>>158628360
>>158628360I wish I had more girth.
Dammit toxins
We're getting to the middle of the Russian novel, where there is a glimmer of hope for the protagonist.
>>158628218Tanking to draft Davis mills in the 3rd round
Surprised it wasnt Boston. Gj jewdy.
Uh Texiebros maybe we were celebrating too early?
EPIC COMEBACK STARTS RIGHT HERE
Holy shit I didn't Edelman looked so old already. Makes me feel old too :/
>>158628526In all fairness dude was going gray when he retired
>>158628484There was never any chance for the browns this season. The title of the novel is "No winning season until 2030."
>>158628549Awfully generous don't you think?
so there's a chance the Browns could draft Arch Manning? He would be the next Manziel.
WEAK ass flag
>>158628583My brownies are gonna get rid of decoom, shedoodoo, and Dillon Gabriel (no nickname necessary, that name's gay enough already) and we're gonna sign Diego Pavia.
>>158628583Archie sucks but the manning family would never allow him to go to Cleveland
>>158628646?? Manning family and the haslem family are very very close. I legitimately think that if arch is still there when we pick, there is a 100% chance we draft him.
>>158628583The age of the QB is over. It's now time to draft a ref.
Browns will sign Beau Brungard out of Youngstown State. Best cfb qb on the market
>>158628692How does Youngstown State keep doing it?!?!
>>158628679On the bright side, we won't be ruining a great talent if we draft Archie.
INTERCEPTION
>>158628730Man my stream is way behind kek
>>158628708Tressel magic livies on. Beau's dad was the QB of the '93 and '94 National Champion Penguins
Ehhh how about no PI?
>>158628758Does Youngstown State have the best mascot/logo in all of cfb? Some people are saying "yes"
That tiny Burnette with the bangs in Progressive commercials. Yessir.
>drop 8>jeudy wide open anyway
>>158628835I genuinely have no idea what the fuck we are doing
good ol browns
motherfucking peanut oil motherfucker
Bold choice
>brawnsuhhhhhhh????
The browns is the browns kek. Gonna go get dinner. See y'all for the second half
>>158628880Just weekly browns shit. Don't think too hard about it
>>158628893Idk what your flag is but you're brown.
>>158628948Of course he is brown. That is clearly the Klingon flag. Get your eyes checked.
No foomble cat?
>>158628948He's Manx most likely. They are descended from the ancient Celts or something.So, sort of inbred like the Amish
>>158629026hey - we're on a strict budget here
>>158628948>>158629027I'm the Texans OP, I'm just basically a nomad around the world now. Been on the isle of man for three weeks now
>>158629062what happens there?
>>158629073Literally nothing this time of year. Just comfy nights at the pub next to the fire. They have a motorcycle race in the summer that everybody loves though
>>158628263>names 4 wayoof
>>158629027God I hate the Amish. Such inbred, scheming scamming cunts.
Browns will absolutely win this game.
>>158629062neat, be weary of wights and the sort
>>158629062And yes I'm white
What the fuck is our OLine doing?
>>158629154You've got a middle eastern looking flag thougheverbeit. You're brown by association
>>158629154tits or gtfo
>>158629165Funny, I've asked that same question multiple times per game this year about my brownies except for this 1
>>158629177>celtic nation>middle eastern This is Ohio education i presume
>>158629225??? I said you have a middle eastern LOOKING flag you fucking whore
>>158629225probably a phone poster who thinks you're in Morocco.
>>158629154>phoneposter
>>158629177Anon you're thinking of the Flag of Sicily
>>158629273You want me to take a picture from my laptop camera?
>>158629299are you girthier than Deshaun?
Fuck Woody is dead
>>158629347Would you suck a log of shit from mutthomes?
>>158629430Pyrrhic victory in the works
>>158629299not even denying being a phoneposter. then people wonder why this board is shit...
>>158629464See here for the reason:>>158628893
Toxins choking as usual
>>158629165Getting Stroud murdered.
so there's a reason this team is 3-5?and there's a reason they were favored by 4.5?
>stinkly jrP U!
>>158629462Never mind we may just actually lose
6-4 babyKardiac Kids pt 2
We’re going to lose to the “Browns” in 2026
>>158629625I called it early>>158627488
>>158629225Hey, we aren't all hopeless hicks. Any investment tips? Seems like you're on the passive income train.
17-0 is the most dangerous lead
>>158629721>28-3
how many yards for marvin harrison jr
>>158629835Jerimiah smith will be different, I promise,,.... :(
Looks like we were popping the champagne way too early Texiebros. Maybe 2026 is a lost season after all.
He's not a man, he's a machine!A SEX MACHINE
Would the Browns have won against the Saints if Watson started?
The generational trio of MHJ, Jeanty, and Love
>>158629929Obviously, decoom wins it in the 4th
>>158629929good chance of it. the only games we really lost were the opener and the last Steelers game.
My Texies are now becoming YOUR Texies :/
