Your adventuring party comes across a frog.
Well is it a magic frog?
>>96317536ok, i don't care.
>>96317542No it’s just a regular frog.
I lick it
>>96317536They adopt him.I know my players, they do that shit all the time.
Rolled 14 (1d20)I roll to pet the frog.
Rolled 13 (1d20)I roll to fuck the frog.
>>96317536I use the Shocktrooper + Power Attack charge combo on the frog
The frog has zero comprehension of just how important their quest is. Nonetheless they take it with them anyway.
>>96317536I ask my frog familiar to talk with the frog to get a lay if the land, where the good flies are at, etc. etc. surely this will aid us in our quest to rout out the filth cultists
Rolled 1 (1d20)I roll to put the frog up my anus
>>96318875FUCKING BASEDKINOLEGENDDICE WAS STACKED
>>96318888W-what happens to me now
>>96318875The nanosecond you begin reaching for the frog with anal intent, it hops away into the river and is never to be seen again.
>>96318875Why anon
>>96318844Quit lookin at me with them big ol eyes
>>96319006
>>96318994I'm roleplaying a man who acts on his desires, not one who is caged by convention
>>96317536I spend a Fortune. No we don't.
Those are toads you morans
>>96317536Pic rel
>>96319126heh
>>96318717>>96318875Hippity Hoppity, what the fuckity?!
>>96320062All toads are frogs. Not all frogs are toads.
>>96317536
>>96317536I wish to know his secrets, so may I spin my d14 to see if my Frog Cajoling Qualia allows me to entice the frog?
>>96320765More
>>96320890
>>96317536I hail the frog.
>>96317536i eat it
>>96320477Hippity hoppity, get onto my cockity.
>>96317536I'm fucking the frog Ted
>>96318782basedhe will sit on the wizard's shoulder
Obligatory: https://youtu.be/xwQd3XHbTDc?si=bV6UZiZPyGbBhjv5
>>96325980Aaaand that’s enough internet for today
>>96317536ITS A FROG!ASSEMBLE THE GUARD
>>96317536I kiss the frog hoping it'll transform.
>>96317536>inb4 fairy party so one us gets fucking eaten
If the setting has SAN/morale mechanics, maybe the frog's cuteness restores a few points to the party's emotional stats.
>>96317536Your adventuring party comes across a frog.
>>96317536Did you guys know frogs can scream?
>>96327023Your party gazes upon the frog. Its elongated limbs move slowly, deliberately, with primal intent. It's slimy, brownish torso rises and falls with each breath in the uncanny rythm. And then, there are the eyes. There's nothing inside. Nothing but the void. The void and HUNGER. Make a sanity check.
>>96327537>reee
>>96327059i know exactly witch conan novel this image is from, howard was the GOAT at writing lesbian bdsm scenes.
>>96317536It's obviously a temporarily cursed adventurer, so I search the area for where he dropped all his treasure.
>>96327570Bastard.
>>96317536Excellent, another one for the collection
>>96320567Frog and Toad are friends.
>>96327916What they doin.
>>96327965having session0
>>96328300why are you collecting wizards
>>96327724Just a reminder that Thalis was smitten with Conan, and wanted to kill Natala (his girl of the week) in order to have him all to herself. She was not a lesbo.
>>96327965They are planning the Pekopon conquest.
>>96317536>Your adventuring party comes across a FROG.
Poke it with a stick. It might be an enemy wizard's familiar.
>>96317536Is it Wednesday already?
>>96332195Sexo.
>>96317536Frogs are our friends.
>>96317536>>96317542>>96317556Then why was it singing and dancing just now?
>>96337858The fuck are you talking about, it's just sitting there.
>>96327916An all druid party, nice!
>>96334031It puffs up and goes rrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
>>96337872It was dancing I swear it! Just like this! C’mon frog, dance!
>>96332195The Haven Troopers were so fucking cool and hot.
>The frog is smug and also a shit-poster
>>96317536I pee on it.
>>96317536https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV5o1E8NPMQ
>>96334031It starts screaming.
>>96317536Here comes that frog. All right! Maybe he will settle near me and I can pet him and put him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf to recreate what he's used to.
Rolled 1 (1d6)froug
>>96324558What a strange place to find a frog.
HELLO MY BABY. HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAG TIME GAAAAAAAALLL
>>96317536This is too much stress.I've been meaning to talk to you about this issue, DM.I can't handle this frog - I quit the campaign
a frog
What do you do
>>96317536Finally, a Normal Type Elementoad to add to my collection!
>>96350271Is that real
>>96352978Yes
>>96352978It’s wheel.
>>96317536It cute. I take.
>>96317556We walk around the frog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us3pCHd8PLs
>>96359308No, you don’t.
>>96317536>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>96360122shit, it's a quantum frog
>>96317536My dog eats it.
>>96318717Found the Bard.
>>96360320Frorb? Frorg?
>>96350271o shit waddup!
>>96317536Put benis in froag
>>96364523Do not fuck the frog.
common toad
>>96369827common toad w
Anyone else like frogs (and toads) a bit TOO much
>>96373627i really like the way toads exist and im surprised that they used to be associated with the devilthey eat bugs and slugs and pests and are good to protect crops.... if you take care of the toads they take care of you
>>96375639Dumb myths mixed with aesthetic morality. Toads don't even cause warts, those are glands. Sadly a lot of animals that are really good frens get a bad rap for being slightly ugly, it's a shame. Toads and Possums and most Spiders are good frens we should like more.
>>96376342toads are hardy and resilient. but what do you think about cane toads. they are toads but also pests. are they still friends
>>96349308It's definitely not our wizard who polymorphed a demon into one.
Pathetic human
Thoughts on frogmen?>Level of anthro/animal trait hierarchy.>Should they be civilized>Alignment>Talents/Magic>Their niche in the world/relation to other races>Their godsAlso here's a frog I drew with some other creatures.
froge
>>96317536Now that we have found GOD we can complete our Full Life Course!
>>96381643The spice must flow
>>96317536>Do not boop this merry suicide bomberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQaDq01M-O4
Rrrrrrribbit
>>96387015>unfunny redditor 40kslop
>>96385464>it eats the moon in response
Frogs are divinely protected creatures. Although it is a mystery why they are favored so.
>>96327916>Foretold 4toads
Thug toads
>>96317632My players adopted a whole ass man once.
>>96400749Why did he do it?
>>96400749Frogs are so fucking weird
Your party comes across a Fog...
>>96317555Too bad. You turn and walk away, and the frog regurgitates the large flawless diamond it had eaten from treasure that got spilled in its bog. Too bad!
>>96318717You ever seen that video of the chimp raping the frog that got into his enclosure? Pretty crazy
>>96317542Asking the real questions.
>>96404703That's a dish not a fog
>>96317536I roll for initiative
>>96317536>The monk for no reason
>>96407828Dude, why, it's just a harmless frog.
>>96317536>Your adventuring party comes across a frog.we all sieg heil and hail kek
>>96318875>Anon attempts to prison pocket a frog and dies...Quit playing 5e
>>96317536>HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GALWhat do?
>>96317536Cute!
>>96402137Ha ha dirt comfi
>>96407828Rood
>>96317536Give it to the monkey.
>>96410012So you think. Last time my party took on a "harmless" animal it stole half our supplies and joined a demon cult.
>>96317536I kill it because all Frog(posters) are Chaotic Evil and deserve death and killing them is a Lawful Good Action.
Frog posters are so based
Cringe
In the end, it is all Frog.
>>96339114See, I would write something exactly like this but make it morally a complete bastard.
>>96400749>the one in the background toilet-flushing himself immediatelyKek
>>96410012>>96419164I've seen someone get killed by one of these.Creek animals are no joke.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>96317536Kiss it
>>96425435You acquire warts
You fry the legs, it's really good with garlic
>>96427727>it's really good with garlicThe list of things that aren't good with garlic is shorter thougheverbeit
>>96427738Yes and it's healthy, all hail l'ail
>>96427707Kick him as vengeance.
is this the new twinkie test?
>>96410012>Dude, why, it's just a harmless frog.Harmless my ass. That's the avatar of Athum Nugoth. It's older than history and evil as the darkest pits of hell.
>>96317536boil itslowly
>>96427839You break your foot.
>>96399421>onceMy players do this up to 5 times per session.
>>96394106>contrarian anonyou are so fucking zazzed on trying to find Redditors everywhere you can't recognized based /tg/ creators like Bruva Alfabuza.like, let go of the witch-hunt, Saltzpyre, there's no skaaven here right now.
>>96317536I smack a non-poisonous insect out of the air so it lands in front of the frog, and take care not to step on it.
>>96317536I immediately cast "Find Brazilians" and assume a fighting stance to defend the sanctity of my butthole
>>96429773party members don't count as adoptions
>>96350297holy shit someone else played Lost Technology?
>>96428199Where’s the wizard
Back when I was little, we (me and some classmates) would go to a pond shove straw up the frog's ass and blow it up like a baloon. Trick was in finding out how far you can go before it blows up. Which happened sometimes and was really nasty. And possibly also animal abuse.Just saying, in case you ever wondered what kids did for fun before smartphones.
>>96429997Best response.
>>96317536I ask who tried to cast Summon the Amphibious Ones
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>96429641Shove the frog into my feet and use him as a shoe
>>96430361I hate myself for being a cruel giant to frogs as a kid so much. I don’t want to go to heaven now…
>>96430361No, that was just a you thing. When I was little we had no problem catching frogs without sodomizing them to death.
>>96317542I don't believe you, roll to kiss the frog
>>96317542All frogs are magic.
>>96433394Just like cats.
>>96425353It would probably feel like a complete evil bastard if you ran across one, it's pretty much a hopping bear trap.
>>96317536>food
>>96317536We walk past the frog without disturbing it as it looks like a normal frog.
Hippity hoppity
>>96430330Fuckin love that game and the frogs. Beat all the campaigns and autistically obsessed over a very ass translated version of the wiki, currently picking away at dungeon mode.
>>96318915Blessed post.
>>96404798Alright, Joe
>>96430331>wizard
>>96317536Why are we all coming on a frog? That's gross
>>96445650Stop being a horny toad
>>96332195>>96340642I can't believe how little fanart these get for how hot they are
>>96444367cute
Best thread on /tg/ right now
>>96317542Uhhhh roll d20 for arcana check, you have to beat a 15...
>>96452628The absolute state of /tg/ these days
>>96317556I also don't believe you.
>>96454865Deal with it.
>>96317536froge
>>96317536Hey this is great, I needed some help crossing the river.
>>96452628Agreed
Frogs are evil. Soulless. Not so different from bugs.
Shhhh, don't wake him he's tired
>>96468048kawaii
>>96468979Really cool aquariums in florida
>>96320062>moransIt's MAROONS, you illiterate ESL fuck.
Friggity froggity
>>96436330I wish I could see octarine as well...
>>96317536:>
>>96468048Sleep tight froggo
>>96468048What happens if he wakes?
>>96478847It would be extremely ribbiting
>>96485081love their expressions
>>96350910>literally just a mushroomlol
>>96381725How strick are we being about the frog part?
>>96317536The adventuring party walks by the frog with some taking notice, but doing nothing to the frog.
