Robots Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Level Animation:https://gofile.io/d/J7muqs>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/edit?usp=drivesdk>Previous Thread:>>96422302>Thread question:Do /yourdudes/ have robots or make use of them?
>>96425149>TQNope. No robots here. These are just as much dwarf as the rest of us. Stop asking, imperial.
>thread groooomer will arrive to put everyone down eventually
>>96425149>What's in your head>thoughtsdemon confirmed
Which of the existing factions has the biggest 'fuck you' button/doomsday button they can press in case of emergencies?
>>96425196Have you read about Necrons ancient weaponry? They're so powerful it borders on retarded
>>96425196Necrons, one of the dynasties has a model of the universe that can destroy matching stars with a button press.
>>96425196Necrons and the Celectial OrreryORThe Imperium and the Emperor.Blowing up the throne will probably doom the entire galaxy
>>96425196necrons have the only one that really fits that description
>>96425213No it wont..........|_____________|
>>96425196Necrons or Dark EldarNecron tech is ridiculous and the Dark Eldar have both1. Massive stockpiles of War in Heaven tech2. An army of lobotomized and enslaved Wraith constructs with Haemonculi upgrades that can safely use said weaponsNothing else really comes close
>>96425149>tq>Stargiven Vigilants>A macabre tradition, the chapter makes use of personally bonded servo skulls for each battle brother. These devices are referred to as Stargiven Vigilants. The Coal Hearts have long had a tradition of incinerating their sacred dead in the plasma engines of their ships, or rarely by sending them into a star. Before the final dispatch of their remains, a fallen brother’s skull is removed and prepared ritually for service after death. The name and death of the fallen marine is recorded on a golden plate affixed to the Skull’s forehead. Eventually servo skulls are made from these preserved craniums. The machines act as personal scout and support devices for the Astartes, symbolizing legacy and ongoing duty. A Coal Heart is bonded with their Stargiven Vigilant shortly after receiving the black carapace. Occasionally they are donated from the Neophyte’s mentor and who then requests a replacement. Some of the Vigilants been passed down through millenia of service and the oldest are noted for having overactive machine spirits.>Typically aspirants build and sanctify these servo skulls early in training using provided kits in the chapter’s manufactorums. Successful skulls enter a pool and dispatched at need. Failing twice to properly assemble and bless one leads to removal from aspirancy. Upon construction and consecration, the skulls are stored in the Vault of the Watchful Dead within the Rubblecrown, ensuring a continuous supply of the devices. >Each Marine personally names their Vigilant during the ritual he receives it, giving it a unique identity reflecting its role or personality. The skulls also retain official names, those of the marine they were extracted from.
Help me name my Rule63 Buri Aegnirssen.
>>96425196Necrons definetly.Their celestial Orrery is a real time map of the galaxy where every light corresponds to a star. Snuffing out of one of the lights within the Orrery causes the corresponding star to go supernova instantly.However the necrons don't want to use it because it is extremely hazardeus, but also there is no knowing what kind of effects the ensuing destruction could cause.Like it could start a massive chainreaction of unintended supernovas of neighboring stars, or cause all sorts of gravitic anomalies which can cause planet orbits to shift or even cause them to tear apart.
>>96425230Burina Aegnirdettir
>>96425228That's pretty neat. I like fluff like this, it's fun.
>>96425228Now that is some top fucking tier your dudes fluff, sallyfag. I would love for you to get some servo skull models and put them on your bases now floating around.
>>96425230Grugilda
>>96425228Ok this is really fucking cool, I'll give you that. That blue hood will never not make me lol tho
>>96425230V-AI Taygetos.
Finished my collage submission. Looking forward to doing more csm.
>>96425262I’ve been looking for a servo skull STL to do something like that. As it is I’m trying to find some ways to add them with the GW trophy box since it comes with a few. Maybe in the semi-distant future I’ll have some dudes with them.
>>96425233>to go supernova instantlyThat's what people get wrong:The passage said "go supernova thousands of years before its time", not "instantly".For all we know it might 'just' shave off like 1% of a star's lifespan or something so it only works instantly on already old and dying stars, effectively making it a much less scary weapon that's only truly useful as a tool in the hands of timeless people like the necrons, that now have a trivial relation with the passage of time.
>>96425233It's hilarious how indecisive GW is with the power level of the necrons when they have stuff like this but also don't have a way of traveling between the stars on their own power in newer retcons
>>96425230Britney Spear
What's this collage thing? What are the rules? Finished this month?
>>96425335Is this literally your first fucking time in this general?
>>96425335Community thing we started a couple months ago. Every month we vote for a theme, we paint something and collageanon makes a collage out of it. Here is last month's collage.
>>96425304The problem is not gw's unwillingness to commit to a "power level", in the case of means of space travel, it's literally just them being utterly unable to wrap their heads around the real distances between shit in space.
>>96425364Dont be like that man
>>96425303>The passage said "go supernova thousands of years before its time", not "instantly".The star going supernova instantly makes way more sense. Since the whole point about the Orrery is that once you snuff out one of the lights ie. completely remove it, each which corresponds to a star in the galaxy, then it only makes sense that the star that is connected to the light also explodes instantly.If it was something it where the star takes like 1 million years to explode after they shut off the light it is really stupid when you think about it. Also it'd be absolutely worthless as a weapon against anything since if the whatever civilization is bothering the necron NOW in the present.Why would the necrons want to wait like 100 000 more years, which also means they need to be fighting for the next 100 000 years, before the star actually wipes the nuisance out?Yeah, they are immortal and can't die, but at the point why even bother with the Orrery in the first place? Since it is like 99% chance that the civilization just wipes itself out by itself within 100 000 years or necron dynasty itself just absolutely destroys it before the 100 000 years have gone by. Hell, it could be something like a complete 3rd party like orks that come in and then just wipe out the nuisance civilization and then fuck off leaving the necrons alone, or worse case scenario the orks just start fighting the necrons because orks like to fight everyone.
>>96425335Its a very politically motivated community event that we do monthly. You literally have to be related to Jesus Christ to be allowed on it.
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>>96425394The celestial orrery is quantum entangled with the stars in the galaxy. You CAN destroy a star anywhere in the galaxy by destroying its corresponding light in the Orrery, but it would take an equivalent amount of energy to do so. The Orrery has been banking power for 65 million years and has a reserve enough to be enacted, but only so many times before it is completely depleted and the device itself requires a massive amount of power to maintain lest it destabilize. It is a reserve capability that they will never utilize because it is far more useful for tactical assessment and Intel gathering.
>>96425402Stop false flagging. The two posters you hate do not type that way.
>>96425394The orrery wasn't built as a weapon, but a work of art and a tool to "trim" the galactic garden.If it could wipe out shit instantly it would be the most important thing in the galaxy and fought over by ALL necrons as their main priority, but it's not, it's surely fought over, but say, the silent king would have immediately seized it to instantly extinguish tyranids whenever they get close to a star system.It just doesn't hold up with the logic of the setting, so a less drastic interpretation of how it works fits far better, but noone wants to consider that because online discourse about factions is always about hyperbolic exaggerations and hyping of stuff.
>>96425402if you ever wonder why people don't like you just remember this post
>>96425446It reminds me of how often people felate the Dark Age of technology Tech level of humanity even though we clearly know what they were and were not capable of based upon the relics left behind And how Humanity has repurposed them
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>>96425487Merci
>>96425335>>96425364>>96425374you should steal fewer images and fight with yourself less
>>96425227Is Valedor the only time in the lore that the DE broke out the War in Heaven Weapons Stash? I know the Craftworlders decommissioned all of their because they're idealistic fools and the Exodites have some of the Titan reserves but you would think they would be desperate enough to break them out more often.
>>96425478To be fair, it wouldn't be wrong to say modern humans are capable of some incredible things that you wouldn't really think are at our tech level. For example, the type of technology that allows us to create element 118 is rare, expensive and not practical but it still exists. So really almost anything up to and including dark eldar super weapons is on the table it would just be rare and represent the cutting edge of what humans were capable of at the height of our power. Which tracks with the fluff that shows us being at least competitive with the Eldar but the most advanced thing we got left behind is STLs for knights and titans and spaceships. Considering the Imperium itself is capable of some truly crazy levels of destruction when it dips into its archeotech I think felating DAOT humanity is plenty fine. It's also in line with the settings theme of decay. DAOT humans have to be stronger than the Imperium for humanity to have fallen from their pinnacle, and we have precedent in young races becoming powerful really quickly with the Tau.
>>96425364this is kind of an unreasonable amount of newfag bullying. it is perfectly reasonable that newfags will be in this thread occaisonally, and if there is anything that newfags dont need to be bullied for its asking about one of the few community organizing things we do on this entire board atp.
Instead of painting I'm going to play dawn of war
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Who's the biggest jobber in 40k?
>>96425540All he does is bully people, it is to be expected.
>>96425527Also the truth is that humanity during the DAoT must've been at least on par with something like the eldar or they would've been wiped out pretty easily. I say this because the Eldar empire viewed the galaxy more or less like the Imperium views it now, ie. everything is ours and we will blast you fuckers back to the Hadean era if we want to.
>>96425527>shows us being at least competitive with the Eldarthere's no indication that the eldar empire was actively inimical to men in their golden age, for all we know man prospered because the eldar didn't care about them and were content with just their own corner of paradise instead of being extremely expansionist and territorial of their galaxy.
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>>96425526I think so. The planet-cracker, right? But it is a potential source of new models if they ever want a centrepiece - you can justify all kinds of shit.
>>96425572The path books make it pretty clear the Eldar did not in fact view the galaxy that way. They stuck to their core homeworlds in untouchable ivory towers and did nothing to finish exterminating the necrons, suppress younger alien civilizations or curtail the orks. They would crush anyone who opposed them, but did also were aloof and did not concern themselves with the health of the galaxy at large. It was the craftworlders who actually explored the galaxy and traded and interacted with aliens.
>>96425572>I say this because the Eldar empire viewed the galaxy more or less like the Imperium views it nowThat's wrong
>>96425587Eldar empire was already deep into the degeneracy of the pleasure cults when humanity was only getting to the stars. Nevermind the DAoT when the eldar empire was in it deep.Thinking that the pleasure cults, basically proto-dark eldar, would leave humanity alone and not kidnap new slaves to torture, rape and sacrifice to bring forth Slaanesh back then is really weird.
>>96425588You can doakes me all you want it is the honest truth, he's a psychopathic bully.
>>96425560>Got beat up by Angron>"it was to teach him a lesson!" >As if a Primarch can be killed by being surrounded by normal marines>Got beat up by the Lion>"It was a sucker punch!">as if Leman didnt start the fight with a cheap shot>Got tricked by Horus to killing Magnus>Failed at that too>Given a special weapon to kill Horus with>Failed, and fled. Leaving Terra with one less loyalist primarch.Truly, utterly worthless primarch. Did more damage to the loyalists than some traitor primarchs.
>>96425560Avatar of Khaine
>>96425609>Eldar empire was already deep into the degeneracy of the pleasure cults when humanity was only getting to the stars.No, it wasn't, that was in the age of strife, not in the golden age of mankind.
>>96425623He's implied to have killed the other two primarchs and had his memory fucked with more than most so it kind of makes sense, but yea he was pretty easily manipulated because of his eagerness for fratricide.
>>96425230Buri Aeniggerssen
>>96425609My headcannon is that in 40k, ancient human stories of Elves and Fae were all Eldar>Mysterious forest people save your ailing daughter at the cost of her motherEldar trickery>Swapping out a child with a soulless clone for shits and gigglesEldar trickery>Granting strange and powerful psychic weapons that also curse the userEldar trickery
>>96425623>the barbarian is a stupid barbarian
>>96425623Defeated Magnus single-handedly and gut shot Horus with the Dysnisian Spear to basically help end the Horus Heresy. The Emperor when speaking of Russ - >Russ is true-hearted, one of the few I know will never fallHe also loved his brothers and cared for them unlike the rest of them. Try again retard
Want my Beast snaggas to be on desert bases. Anyone know a place that does little resin cactuses and the like?
>>96425655>He also loved his brothers and cared for them unlike the rest of them. Russ spent every day before the heresy waiting for the opportunity to murder any of them, somehow missing 8 of them flipping on the imperium. >defeated Magnus single-handedlyhim and everyone else Magnus is the town bike of primarch jobbers
>>96425526I think the only two times Eldar Empire tech has really been Valedor with the Fireheart and the White Dwarf story World of the Bloody Sword which mentions the Akliamor.The Fireheart required psychic activation which made it useless for Dark Eldar, but the Akliamor is more vague in that the Eldar abandoned them for how destructive they were.Narurally the Fireheart blew up a planet and destroyed everything aroudn it, while the Akliamor being activated and pointed at themselves immediately glassed the planet they were hidden on.
>>96425689bro its a tube of putty with wire stuck in itjust make them
>>96425689consider random amazon/ebay/temu chinkshit
>>96425689google dot com"cactus stl 28mm"
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>>96425696Nobody is perfect but hes no "Jobber"
>>96425655>Defeated Magnus single-handedly Lmao defeated Magnus so hard he became Tzeentch's best asset and completely flipped to Chaos. Can Leman Russ "defeat" me so I can be more successful in life?>gut shot Horus with the Dysnisian Spear to basically help end the Horus Heresy.I'm sure Sanguinius, Dorn, and the Emperor are super glad Leman Russ abandoned Terra with his men just to scratch Horus's armor.>Mission: arrest MagnusFAILED>Mission: Kill MagnusFAILED>Mission: Kill HorusFAILEDDid this guy succeed at anything other than eating and drinking more than the Emperor?
>>96425728>jobberHey zoomer
>>96425553God I wish that was me
>>96425327This one's the winner because there's no way I'm getting it out of my head now.>>96425283Looks like it's a pun on something, but I'm not sure I get it. >>96425269Grugilda settling grudges. I kinda like it.>>96425234Thanks for the suggestion.
>>96425623>>96425655>>96425732why don't you fags fuck off to the homo herotica general?
>>96425755>Lets talk about Warhammer 40k>NO! NOT LIKE THAT!As you wish.Guys, do you think we need a dragon (not wyvern) faction in 40k?
>>96425767We already have one
>>96425732I was gonna respond but clearly you have not studied the Primarch thoroughly enough for this to be an honesty debate. He far and away has the best character arch out of all his brothers.
>>96425753Nice, I did a headswap from that kit for mine. I don't dislike the votann heads but I found buris default head to be a bit blank and unpersonalJust doing up the base coats right now
>>96425767>>Lets talk about Warhammer 40kYou're not, as a matter of fact, talking about Warhammer 40k, but Warhammer The Horus Heresy.
>>96425777That's a wyvern.
any other anons play dark angels? obviously we're not in a good spot right now, but what have you guys found that works well?personally I've been playing mine as not! Blood Angels and just spamming msu and jump pack units in gladius or stormlance
>>96425795Look closer, it's got 6 limbs, that's a dragon.
I think its time. 40k must adapt to its new audience and release dorn in bdsm ceramite armor.
>>96425824dunno, ask /hhg/
>>96425817>2 legs>2 wingsIt's a wyvern
>>96425795>>96425817>>96425843shut the fuck up
>>96425843sorry, but it's still 6 limbsnobody removes snakes from tetrapods
>>96425802Theres 2x in my group, they just spam DWK in stormlance.Alternate out the core killing unit based on whatever they want to take off the shelf, Hellblasters, inner circle, aggressorsBesides that the usual space marine shit
>>96425149>tq No, no robots here
>>96425802>>96425859Console yourself with Azrael, the best character in any SM army.
>>96425905I would agree, he's the best datasheet in space marines, probablybut even stuff like dwks are struggling in our new gay 3 damage metaour detachments are.. weird, wrath feels good but has the anvil problem where it wants you to sit and not die (hard for 2 and 3 wound bodies)and unforgiven could be goated but there's no way to reliably battleshock something outside of sacrificing ezekiel and quickly loading a battleshocked unit into an impulsor so they don't become unbattleshocked next command phase
>>96425364No, but I have been busy for a few months.>>96425374Seems pretty straight forward. Thanks.>>96425402>>96425521wat
>>96425655>Defeated Magnus single-handedlyYou mean he was babysat by CONSTANTIN fucking VALDOR until he ignored orders and ran at magnus, got one of his hearts punched out and secured an entire legion falling to chaos? Also of the two, which one was alive to take part in Warzone Fenris? The burning of prospero is literally his biggest L
I got a bunch of free GSW clear resin gun effects. Do people just prime and paint these as normal or do they like, contrast for a bit of colour and retain the transluscent nature?
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>>96425149This meme is reddit as fuck and trooncoded
>>96425939ignore the schizos and shitposters
>>96425939>watAs far as I can tell, a shitposter got barred from entering and is now upset and shitposting harder.
>>96425946‘Russ is your executioner,’ said Malcador tactfully. ‘But his axe falls a little too readily these days. Magnus felt it, now Horus will feel it.’+**Two rebel angels. His axe falls on those deserving its smile.**+I’ll side with the Emperors take on the situation
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>>96425689Mungos minis
>>96425980I never shitpost u imbecile
>>96425981>WolfsbaneMiss me with that shit.
>>96425985I really like this trend of integrating brain bits into the backs of tyranids following the emissary.
Hi all, about to paint my first ultramarineDoes Blue-Primer remove the need to basecoat? Can I prime it blue and just wash in the recesses then do details/highlights?
>>96426028yes, but try purple for cool results
>>96426028Yeah you can absolutely use it as a base coat.I use black spray paint for mine quite oftenHowever, often the colour of the physical paint and the spray paints are slightly different so its often good to do a very thin coat of the pot paint over it all just to get it closer, in case you need to touch things up later.If its the GW spray it might be close enough that thats not needed, but its good to know.
>>96425999You crashing out about the collage every single time it gets mentioned is shitposting, in case you don't realize
>>96426028the color primers I've used least a shitty surface that sucks with washes, id give it a quick and dirty once over with a brush and your regular blue after primingcolor primers come in super clutch for big panel vehicles
>>96426078nta, but that's circular reasoning
>>96426078Who is crashing out? I ask the manager to be allowed on, maybe he will change his mind maybe he wont but im not hurting anyone
When is the last chance to join the collage for this month?
>>96425981>Russ is your executioner,’ said Malcador tactfully. Executed neither Magnus nor Horus>‘But his axe falls a little too readily these days. And miss it's mark, from what evidence shows>Magnus felt it, now Horus will feel it.’Magnus didn't feel it, in fact. And neither will Horus.>+**Two rebel angels. His axe falls on those deserving its smile.**+By that logic no primarch deserves its smile.A baker that bakes no bread is a failure of a baker. A builder that builds no building is a failure of a builder.Leman Russ is an "executioner" that executed no primarchs. He fought quite a number of them, but he won against none of them and killed as much.He is a failure.
>>96426106The end of the month
>>96426100>>96426102
>>96426100It isn't He could've just explained to the newfriend what the collage is instead of rambling with his delusions of political motivation. It's pure shitposting.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96425981>I’ll side with the Emperors take on the situationthe emperor sucked ass and nothing he did makes any sense unless he wanted the modern imperium to be an evil hyper religious nazi state that is getting worse all the time in which case the authors suck ass.>inb4 the entire plot of 40k is the emperor going 'i was just pretending to be retarded'
>>96426107I'm pretty sure the executioner bit is about the two redacted primarchs.Not denying russ is a lame ass failure or anything,
>>96426136the only mistake E made is trusting a womanthe bad father thing is retarded because the custodes turned out normal
Is that the same hammer he used in the incident
>>96426107A harsh but fair assessment desu. I still find it weird that Dorn is the only loyalist primarch that actually killed a traitor primarch.
>>96426156You still think it was an incident? He's a psychopath, for Christ's sake, look at him.
>>96426161But he isn't?Girlyman got the other twin.
>>96426161>KilledLmao
>>96426175he was justified, he knew what Robin Cruddace was
>>96426161He didn't kill Alpharius, for I am Alpharius and I am clearly alive.
>>96426092>>96426062>>96426060Cheers anons. I'm doing this to make a good corpse for part of my kitbash.
>>96426175>>96426156tldr on the incident pls
>>96426156>tfw I had a chance to actually talk with Duncan for a bit
>>96426196It's what got him fired, it was a bloodbath
>>96426202Same, i met him at ukge when i was buying his paints (love the reds) and he was really nice.
>>96426196At the climax of the greatest civil war the hobby had ever known, Duncan and Cruddace faced one another aboard the flagship of the traitor Gamemaster. The battle outside raged with unimaginable fury, but it was here, in this final duel, that the fate of all humanity would be decided.Cruddace, swollen with the power of the Ruinous Powers, was no longer the man Duncan had once loved like a son. His strength was terrifying, his will sharpened into a weapon by the Dark Gods themselves. Again and again, Cruddace struck, and Duncan, though the mightiest of mankind, was battered and broken beneath the blows.The Master of Mankind faltered. He could not bring himself, at first, to destroy what Cruddace had become, still seeing the noble champion who had once carried the banner of unity across the hobby. In that moment of hesitation, Cruddace struck Duncan down with a mortal wound.But as Duncan lay bleeding, his spirit aflame with psychic light, he saw through the mask of his fallen co-worker. He beheld the truth — that nothing of Cruddace’s old self remained. The Gamemaster was gone, replaced only by a monstrous pawn of Chaos. In that final moment of clarity, Duncan unleashed the full force of his power.The throne room was consumed in light as Duncan obliterated Cruddace, body and soul, scouring even the Dark Gods’ hold upon him. The blow shattered Duncan as well, burning away his mortal shell and leaving him crippled beyond recovery.But humanity was saved. The traitor was no more, and Duncan, broken and bound to the Red Throne, would paint on YouTube for ten thousand years — the price of his final victory over Cruddace.
>>96426208Yeah he's very chill but what struck me is that he genuinely enjoys the hobby or at least is very good at pretending.
Dolphus Lundgrenius of the Blood Angels
It's an honest living.
Are you guys working on anything or just finished anything?
>>96426276Working on some hellblasters for my wolves, nice model chimpchilla
Perturabo but as a centaur. Perturataur. Centaurabo.
>>96426276just finished 10 assault intercessors with kitbashed sgts because dark angels, 5 intercessors also with kitbashed sgt, a kitbashed captain, 3 ICCs, a judiciar with a headswap, and now I'm putting together a lancernone of this is painted yet but I started this last week
>>96426186Bit hard to type without hands innit?
>>96426276Yeah, finishing up my Lord of Change.
>>96426233Very pretty. Nice.>>96426310Ignore that poster, they aren't really Alpharius. I'll let you in on a secret. You are Alpharius.
>>96426196People joke around because they like him but what he did was sick and they were right to fire him. Him taunting the victim's families after with his "If I did it." book was fucked, I don't care what the british legal system says.
>>96426285>nice model chimpchillaThanks I think?
>>96426196He killed like 18 people and got away with it because GW didnt want the 'eavy metal brand to be associated with a serial killer but they also couldn't keep him there. Now he grifts with his own paint line and 'painting academy' coasting off of past glory.
>>96425742jobber is a pro wrestling term from before you were alive retard
>>96426331Hell yea dude
>>96426276Working on some stormboys
>>96426276Working on some floaters. Would be nice to finish one this weekend.I added some water to my snow texture paste because it was getting really dry and now it's taking hours to dry after applying. I fear I've made a mistake.
>>96426177No, that was a lie. Dorn killed Omegon who was pretending to be his brother and had actually gone traitor. Maybe. You'll go cross eyed if you think about it too long suffice to say one of them was killed by Dorn and is dead as dirt and the other is maybe alive
>>96426107Russ being the Executioner is reference to the 2 missing primarchs. He was sent to kill both of them for whatever reason that might be.
>>96426177There's no proof of that.>>96426403>and the other is maybe alivefun fact: there's an AL novel where they travel all the way to the super secret AL base where Omegon is supposed to be, only to discover that a shard of the Deceiver has been posing as him for millenia, pulling the strings of AL warbands
I thought Alpharius was a traitor, Omegon was loyalist, and Omegon has been posing as Cypher
>>96426425There's a book about it anon.Theres more proof of it happening than proof of it not happening
big wrench goes brrt
>>96426431No, Alpharius has always been a loyalist since he was raised in the Palace as the actual first primarch found in secret. He may be Cypher in 40k, lot's of clues point to that.But at one point during the HH, he and Omegon switched places, unknow to even their legionaries. So the Alpharius killed by Dorn awas actually the original Omegon, the twin found with armour and a necron-like spear.
>>96426433There's no book about the battle of Eskrador. Guilliman doesn't acknowedge it, and the Index astartes story was said to be unreliable.By the way, the statue of Guilliman defeating Alpharius was destroyed during the events of Gathering Storm: rise of the primarch, just before he wake up.
>>96426485>There's no book about the battle of Eskrador.Did i hallucinate thisI'm sure there wasWhat the fuck
>>96426490nope, its always been a lore exerpt from index astartes. People forget but most common lore pre8th was just index astartes shit people kept reciculating
ALPHA LEGION RANGE WHENIRON WARRIORS RANGE WHENNIGHT LORDS RANGE WHEN
>>96426431>BL
>>96426508Hopefully never. Wordbearers though…
>new box>inflated price>Fomo + artificial scarcityHatred
>>96426508NL got the excellent Nemesis Claw kit. Along HH stuff they've been eating good
>>96426533When the HH stuff goes plastic it's gonna be a great day to haunt the night
>>9642654230k and 40k night lords are so different it’s not funny
>>96426542>When the HH stuff goes plasticIt's never going plastic.All the legion exclusive shit in HH will always be resin.
>>96426503I more meant I read a whole book about it when I did my HH binge.I think I'm losing my mind. I'm genuinely shook and cannot find anything to back up what I remember.I'm freaking out man
>>96426554I think they look neat>>96426559Nuh-uh
>>96426554wym, they're one of the legions that changed the least between HH and 40k
>>96426564it wouldn't be in the heresy, those events were during the scouring.
The Corsair book plot leaked. The protag and an eldar Admiral who recently turned Corsair are sent by a Corsair Princess to infiltrate a Freebooter ship and assassinate the Kaptin in order to cause a mutiny among the crew. They have a full Corsair squad with them but the only noteworthy one is the Shade Runner.The protag and his admiral stooge just sort of bumble around and get into situations with the Orks as they blindly stumble around the ship looking for the Kaptin, with members of their squad getting picked off in fights over time.The Shade Runner is a 'quirky' girlboss who pretty much takes the lead early on and frequently has to save the protag and the admiral. When the protag finally duels the Kaptin he gets knocked down just for ths Shade Runner to teleport in and save the day.The big 'twst' is that the Ork mutiny never happens, and the Freebooterz instead immediately gun down all of the Corsairs except the protag, the admiral, and the Shade Runner as they all run to escape. The Kaprin's first mate immediately takes up command of the ship and links up with the rest of the Freebooter fleet as the Corsair trio escapes.When they return to the Corsair Princess she's furious and almost has the protag executed, but considers it to not be worth the time with the Feeebooterz approaching. She instead demotes the protag and throws the admiral in the brig before going to prepare for battle. The protag is scared shitless because the Freebooter fleet is massive, so he and his boyfriend go spring the admiral out and try to make their escape. The Shade Runner finds them but decides to go with them, bringing in a small crew that also wants to get out before the Orks show up.The group mamages to hop in a ship right as the space battle breaks out, and they make their escape into the webway as the rest of the Corsairs seem to be blasted apart.The ending twist is that the Corsair Princess managed to escape as well with her flagship, and she plots to hunt them down.
>>96426573>Nuh-uhNo, GW said that specifically.Only things that'd are plastic in HH are legion agnostic stuff. Legion specific things will remain as resin, it's the reason why all the legion upgrades in HH have been in resin.
>>96426595Doesn't sound that interesting or impressive.Just another "eldar do dumbshit for no reason and die" book.
>>96426598GW said legion stuff would be coming in plastic later after the main is done.Resin is going away.
>>96426595No pics, fake and gay
>>96426619GW said that all legion agnostic shit in HH would be in plastic.Most of the legion agnostic shit (consuls, esoterists, etc.) are in resin.
>>96425149Where's dis lil nigga at?
Okay I think I finally got the posing right where I want it. Stab through the eye, misfiring plasma just scorching the cape as a near miss. Now I can take all this apart and start cleaning mold lines for when the real bits come - Gonna strip the Captain's head and backpack, use 5mm clear acrylic rods for a single good flight stem (Drilling below the base and anchoring with greenstuff for stability since I've got to angle it a bit), and do what I can for exit wounds. Gotta do a tiny bit of greenstuff for the speartip and try to get it to anchor into the eyehole I drilled.Then I just need to plan what I'm doing for the base decoration and I can finally start painting in early september.
>>96426662At the end of 7th castellan crowe got a novel because they recently did his model, he then got two sequels while they held off on releasing his model for six years
>>96426662he ditched the ynnari and went back to his pirates pals because the old status quo was betterhe will get a new model together with a corsair seer, an additional corsairs unit (flying) and an updated vyperwhen? soon
Ah yes, the 28 movement
>>96424747I'm the original anon who called you a retard and I'm glad you've decided to vindicate me since you apparently can't comprehend how the plates of foot armor would bend and twist with the foot itself like in that modelfag's pic
Saw carcharodons are getting some shit in SM2 Hopefully my sharks will get some model representation again some day.I know GW is lazy as shit, but some random characters or leaders from specific chapters would be great, even if without chapter army rules.
>>96426653So why are you quoting GW?
>>96426798Isn't there a shoulder pad for them in the new deathwatch set?
>>96426767
>So the scout-snipers, the brave little mice, why they not use big birds for airlift? Is this, Gandalf, is he very idiot?>Mate, you sure you want me to keep going on about the shirefolk? Not Lord Solar Aragorn and the Rough Riders of Rohan?>Ug, no, it is like hearing about asshole cousin, always getting new horse. Tell me about your brave ratman ancestors.
>>96426798The Badab War will be reborn, HH is heading into the scouring soon enough, only twelve years to wait
>>96426798Even rules wise they could just do some small stuff in WD or release online versions on their website.What I personally would want more is them to add more upgrade sprues, many of them currently are just honestly terrible.
>>96426276Just started on Vulkan
>>96426807I'm pointing out that whatever they say doesn't matter because GW lies and they lie a lot.
>>96426810Yeah, but that's fucking nothing.Sharks have 3 big named characters they could make, and Tyberos had a model in the past.I don't know for other chapters because I fixate on the sharks, but I'm sure this situation is not unique.
>>96426847And so I asked why did you quote them earlier if doesn't matter?Be consistent.
>>96425560>>96425623>>96425655
>>96426820>no uembarrassingI accept your concession
>>96426834A good upgrade sprue would be so simple... Just toss 20 pauldrons, 20 helmets and the iconic wargear described in the books.Done.But GW won't make that,
>>96426857who asked?
>>96426863Sure, I'll accept being right instead ;^)
>>96426866No upgrade sprue includes that much stuff.
>>96426876That's what a good upgrade sprue would be.Of course they don't have that, can you fucking read?
>>96426866>'just' make the biggest upgrade sprue ever with custom pads, helmets and custom wargearsharkfags are so fucking delusional
>>96425976>>96425985these look cool but like a fucking nightmare to paint.
>>96426884You fuckers can't read
>>96426875You aren't, you're a pseudointellectual nomodels who couldn't accept getting BTFO'd so you invented a bunch of things to nitpick
>>96426876Maybe not 20 pads & helmets, but we had stuff like that yeah
>>96426886they aren't that much more difficult than a nornie
>>96426276I finished my collage entry so Im just kinda chilling this weekend. I built some vampire lords yesterday but there was a thunderstorm here so I couldnt prime them yet.
>>96426866Yeah, it's honestly fucking bizarre.I guess they just hate money.
>>96426918For me it would not need more than the pauldrons and such, because most of the sharks decorations are painted on.
>>96426914Or: you're wrong on every step and not very happy about it ;^)
>>96426923Idk man the norn doesnt have a giant swirly trail that covers the leg but its still easy to see through. Like how is anyone supposed to paint that right leg? It sounds like a mess.
>>96426927Same shit for guard regiments.They print money and they just need to do an infantry kit, command kit and maybe HW team. If they are "too expensive" to stock and make, keep them in the "online only" hell and they will still sell
>>96426933Trolling is a rulebreak on /tg/ :)
>>96426951guard regiments do not print money lmao
>>96426932For space sharks it'd be pretty simple, but that's kinda the appeal of them.I'd expect at some point in the (not so?) distant future to have something akin to what HH did:packs of 10 padspacks of 10 heads (wonder what that'd look like for sharks?)And maybe a weapon upgrades with the unique wargear
>>96426951>guard regimentslfmaoguard is a legacy army created to appeal to a fanbase that no longer existsin in 40kit's a dead army
>>96426918What annoys me even more with this is that since CAD exists, it'd be genuinely retardedly easy to make this amount of cool shit for an upgrade sprue.But no, GW and its sculptors just insist on making the most low effort and minimal shit and cut corners everywhere.Like if GW made a Salamanders upgrade sprue that was comparable to that old Dark Angels one you posted, I would buy that shit in a heart beat.
>>96426954And yet here you are, mad and trolling, how quaint.
>>96426918>>96426962GW knows the average person will just buy several of the dogshit current upgrade sprues and not even think of getting printed options because they're so broken down by failcast and forgeworld that most people just assume all resin is terrible
>>96426967>No uAgainJust skip to the end where you admit you were just pretending to be retarded
>>96426967>>96426976Can you both please shut the fuck up? Bringing in an argument from a previous thread is unironically retarded
Votann codex has been scanned in a week after it dropped, a lot faster than most other codexes. But we still have to pretend no one likes votann right?
>chapter working with the Inquisition to specialize in fighting Chaos>completely unawares that the specific EC dude they're trying to kill has a respawn abilityShit like this is why chapters should share intel with each other instead of keeping everything to themselves. After ten thousand years nobody should be getting caught by surprise at this crap.
>>96426994Then g0file it
Hey guys, hope you're all having a nice friday.The last weekend of august is here and we're fast approaching the deadline. Best of luck to those of you still hard at work on your character, I know you can do it. If you've finished your character model you can submit it here by replying to my post. As always I'll look through the archive too but this is the best way to not get missed. Deadline is midnight the 31st est.Here is the vote for next month's collage:https://strawpoll.com/kogjRWDxqg6There has been some complaints and suggestions about the september vote. Kitbashed character is in the lead to win and some are feeling that it's too close to the current theme and that it should be vetoed for the runner up. I don't like to take decisions like this since I feel the decision should be with the thread but I think I've found a solution that works. I'll change the "kitbashed character" option to a more open kitbash theme where you can submit anything kitbashed. That way the people who wanted to kitbash a character can still do so while those wanting something more fresh also get their way. Feel free to share your thoughts on this, thanks guys.
>>96426962GW is being very weird and retarded.Since ~2016 we got- First founding primaris upgrades (~6 + 3 pads, 3 heads, 2 arms and some gubbins). All released at the same time- BT upgrade sprue- new DA upgrade sprue- new BA upgrade sprueAnd I think that's it.I could add the Cadian upgrade sprue to the list because it's the same formula.All of that is the last decade.There is no rhyme or logic, SW didn't get one, could argue that their unique units count as such, but it doesn't cover all of what the upgrade packs offered.In the end we all know that GW could do more but choose not to, my understanding is that it's just product planning; they plan a product and it comes out and there isn't like a list with boxes to check if a faction/subfaction is complete or not.
>>96426943subassemblies? these are often bluetacked, not solidly glued
>>96427025Great job as always anon, I believe your dedication and leadership with the monthly collage has elevated this place and attracted many more anons to our general. Thank you for your service.
>>96426976>take me seriously!Lol, lmao even>>96426990Hide the posts if you don't like anon being a retard, it's his fault he necro'd his last btfo.
>>96427003Counter-point: the real world.Communication networks doesn't mean people learn.
>>96427038>I-I didn't get BTFO'd YOU didGlad to have to accept that you've lost
>>96427042Are you physically incapable of ignoring /v/ermin shitposters?
>>96427003Buddy there's hundreds of Chaos Champions for each God scattered around the galaxy>Oh fuck that guy is wearing pink and has a sword and his skin's pale>Is he Lucius the Eternal?>Or Heinrych the Soulsucker?>Or Jolian the Unpleasant?>Or Tumius the Pale?>Or Sisyrus the Feet Sniffer?You try remembering all these autists
>>96427042If you did you'd not feel the need to reply anymore, big guy. ;p
>Chaos can't have combat shields>Chaos can't have boarding shields>Chaos can't have storm shieldsJustify this.
>>96427050Actually it's "Heinrych the sockcuker."
>>96427049I'll go back to ignoring himHe can screech about how he isn't owned all he wants
>>96427058Chaos attacks and destroys, not defend and preserveshome rules
>>96427025gentlemen, how do we fix the basing situation?
>>96427058Despite being "legions" they also don't retain most of the old legion stuff. Not just equipment, most specialized officers are just gone.
>>96427058Barely anyone has combat shields.Nobody has boarding shields.Storm shields need insane maintenance that chaos space marines dont have access to.
>>96427089they're not legions anymore
>>96426798>carcharodonsHH tourist detected. They're the Space Sharks and only uptight faggots call them kakarotodons or whatever >getting some shit in SM2So did Blood Ravens, dumbass. I'm not expecting a BRavens upgrade sprue, despite that being way more on the table than a space shark one.
>>96427097shut the fuck up fake grog
>>96427096>Legionaries
>>96427058shields are ugly on marines. it makes sense the cool marines dont have them.
>>96427097Carcharodons is a cool name.
>>96427101I accept your tear-stained concession
>>96427058We used to be a proper wargame.
>>96427111It sounds like a venereal disease, which explains why HHtroons love it
>>96427104I bet you think the HRE was actually roman
>>96427091>Chaos can't maintain>have weapons that Imperium can't maintainI feel like that argument has sailed a long time ago.
>96427097>96427112>96427122>NOOO THIS 40k CHAPTER NAME IS HORUS HERESY NOOOOat least try with your bait
>>96427106>shields are ugly on marines.Marines are cooler in HH and breachers are the coolest marines in HH. You're not just wrong, you're fucked in the head.
>>96427097Literally called them carcharodons and sharks at the same time.Both are correct and their name.And the sharks are very popular right now, they have 3 books and had a mini back in the day, I don't see the issue.Stop behaving like a faggot
>>96427122It's also a shark genus. I like sharks a lot.>>96427125The who?
>>96427133breachers are kinda weird looking but they are better looking than 40k shields. Anyways there is a valid reason why breachers in general were null after the scouring.
>>96427145no there isn'tboarding actions are just as prevalent as ever
>>96427122Carcharodon is a real word, are you having a fucking fit over how much you hate HH?
>>96427145What's wrong with breachers after the scouring?What happened to stop their usage?
>>96427145Cough
>>96427106are you that same retard who was crying about bladeguard shields last year
>Today I will remind them
Aaand there we go.Next on the chopping block - Land Speeder
>>96427170Crying? I just said they were ugly and extra for no reason.
>>96427183>crying?yes>uglyshit taste>extra for no reasonbased retard
>>96427181Very nice blue on the pauldrons
>>96427169>fw slop
>>96427195>bait slop
>>96427162NTA but the explanation I recall is that breacher squads were phased out in favor of terminator squads.
>>96427178 it's retarded that the bigger painted chinese toy does have a bottom, for just a few bucks more.
>>96427181I fucking love scouts
>>96427025I need to highlight the trim and armor but considering this is my first mini and it doesn't look good I don't know If I should enter the collage or not... I don't want to ruin the collage with my shitty work...
>>96427203you just know they have it because gw had it entirely modelled but cut it off from the model to save on sprues
>>96427139>Stop behaving like a faggotSays the /v/aggot
I have a game vs Custodes, as GSC my opponent's entire army has Devastating Wounds against me with nothing but 5+ saves so I'm kinda afraid of getting tabled by turn two. I'll run two units of 20 Neophytes to park on objectives but they all seem to have the high volume of attacks to get rid of big blobs.
>>96427203I'm happy to see that screenshot is still going around after all this timeGW knows what it can and can't get away with
>>96427234>calling others /v/erminpost your models with timestamp if you're making those accusations or get dismissed as /v/ermin yourself
>>96427141Doesn't matter, only insecure HHtroons call them carcarodums
>>96427244Nobody calls them carcarodums
>>96427243>n-no u!I didn't cite some faggot zigger grift game as evidence space sharks are TOTES THE NEXT PROTAGONIST OF THE SETTING, COMRADE!!!!
>>96427251why do you have to talk like a sperg? why can't you be honest with what you're upset about?
>96427251trying way too hard
need warp spider gf
>>96427237Guardfags still bought the rogal dorn and that led us to this moment.
>>96427251why are you seething this hard over people liking the name for them that's been canon for 27 years?
>>96427231Obviously, sprues matter for GW the most because more sprues a kit has = bigger the box for the kit needs to be. And bigger the box, less boxes they can fit on a pallet and less kits they can fit in a cargo container.It's just typical penny pincher tactics.
>>96427225Just submit it, skill doesn't matter it's all just for fun.
>>96427178Nobody remembers this because nobody ever bought the mario kart
>>96427268Did you know spiders go into your mouth 5 times in the average persons lifetime? Maybe a warp spider will enter your mouth, with a giant futa cock.
>Get idea for a kitbash>Would need to buy Dire Avengers just for the helmets and bases, and Rangers just for the bodies>Could maybe get away with Guardian weapons/armsI dunno if I trust myself on this. Avenger heads might be too big.
>>96427231>Add it to the sprue>Need additional sprue>Need bigger box>Pay for more storage space>pay more in tariffsyou will have ze naked underside
Imperiao agents expansionComingFeeling it>>96427270Even as someone who likes the outrageous marine guns, the go karts, the organ tanks and the nundams I can't stand how goofy the royal porn looks. GW can't design military equipment for shit. Funny enough only their made up stuff like the sentinels and their goofy artillery pieces look remotely reasonable, wish we had more of that...
>>96427194Thanks bro>>96427223I have an intense nostalgia for them after playing DoW1 back in the day
>>96427273>>96427260>>96427261Face it, you only care about them because of HH
>>96427305they're not even in HH you tourist mongoloid
>>96427270The repulsor doesn't have an interior last I checked.GW knows, as used to be heavily quoted, that they have a huge portion of their customers that will buy whatever they put out.If you know what you have will sell regardless and you're only about money, then you cut corners. That's what they all do. + Blame someone else when it inevitably backfires down the line.But for now the dosh flows, and james cares not from where the dosh flows, only that it does>>96427280That picture of the ATV came from here.
>>96427297>the royal pornwhy do you have to talk like a sperg? why can't you be honest with what you're upset about?
>>96427297Unironically the Rhino chassis and the derivative vehicles (Predator especially) are the best they've done and it's just a fucking metal box. A metal box I love because I spent a lot of time in what it was based on, but a box nonetheless.
>>96427316>two gay retards fighting.png
I wish HH confirmed that primarchs can get mpregged
This shit is hard manI tried doing a wolf skull and got MF Doom
>>96427353nothing to fix really
>>96427363I'm so proud of you anon
>>96427278Alright... but he's one ugly boy.I'll do the highlights today and submit him in the next thread...
>>96427353
>>96427270To be fair, it's not uncommon for many vehicle owners to not paint underneath their vehicles. The argument is usually that it's difficult to reach and most importantly, no one sees it.The Saddam Hussein hiding place under the rogal dorn is seen by them as an advantage, not a negative.Moreover, they can hide their loaded dice in it when they want to introduce it into the game without their opponent noticing.
>>96427363ThanksI'm going to try and refine the shape to something closer to what im copying
I have a request, anons. A long time ago, I took an image on here and shitposted pic related.Does anyone know who owns that miniature? Does it still exist?
Okay so hold on. Why WAS it a big problem for the Imperium to worship the Emperor as a God and why was he so strongly against it?
>>96427396The Emperor was actually a huge introvert and he caved to the pressure and wanted to hide in the shadows, really pathetic shit.
>>96427305I don't care about them and I care even less about hh
>>96427394for >>96427371fuck
>>96427374I kek'd>>96427395I don't think they've posted in a while, they had some cool terrain and some iron hands if I remember correctly, dreads and scouts
>>96427363Damn, thin your paints bro
>>96425304They still have dolmen gates and inertialess drives
>>96427416if you think that's thick paint you've never painted in your life
>>96427396Worship and belief empowers the warp.Big no no
>>96427396Idk it's one of the weaker parts of the lore and a lot of it feels more like the early new-atheist authors just spewing their actual beliefs out. When I got into the hobby it wasn't a thing.
>>96427396Ask BL writers why they have such a hateboner against religion yet completely fine with genocide and imperialism.
>>96427396Thought and belief are reflected into the Warp.Due to the broad nature of the Chaos Gods and the dominion they have over the Warp, most belief is funneled into them and empowers them.As such, any kind of belief, even in the Emperor, would be empowering Chaos.He also (rightfully) believed that religion would lead a civilization as large as the Imperium ruination, as they would just end up feeding Chaos more while internal differences would lead to fracturing.
>>96427422Don't act retarded just to argueThose paints aren't properly thinned even if not to the point of horror collage tier
>>96427416I'm using ink, it's as thin as it possibly can be.
>>96427432Have you ever painted an old metal model?They are just like that
>>96427432thank you for confirming you've never painted in your life
>>96427432anon...
Why don't the Eldar just believe REALLY hard that their Gods could beat Slaanesh?
>>96427456There's not enough of themThey're dying(I have no clue)
>>96427395That's one of glosscoatanons IH
>>96427430Did he think they would just not believe anything if they didn't believe in him? Does he not understand anything about how people work or like, the basics of a human psyche?
>>96427408I knew it homie, you good!
>>96427314I just think royal porn sounds funny...Hehe porn and royal, like royal porn man...Hehe porn, boobies, boobies pornFunny nurgling farts
>>96427492>Does he not understand anything about how people work or like, the basics of a human psyche?Yes.One of the big points of HH is that the Emperor is a fucking sperg who doesn't know how normal people work.
>>96426848No there isn't.
>>96427492The general idea was that he should be perceived as a first among men and he aimed to quell all kinds of worship in general and wanted a reign of logic and such, all to reduce the power of the gods, who feed most and best when they are the recipients of ritual adoration.It was all in vain, but the idea was there.
What chaos legion without a special baby kill team would you guys like to see repped?
>>96427456All eldar are doomed to eternally lamenting their loss because they are ALL incredibly emotionally sensitive and perceive the word as art and poetry instead of molecules and atoms. They don't get how humans feel and they just can't let things go. It's not even their fault it's just the way they were engineered and possibly realted to why they have such a natural mastery of the warpThe dark eldar secretly don't want Slaneesh to go away because they can just say what they do is by any and all means fair and normal
>>96427514Pedro Kantor comes to mind, but that's just one guy
>>96427396Emps wanted to get rid of religion, because only thing it does is just hand dumb, gullible humans on silver platter to Chaos to start corrupt and influence by whispering into their minds where the person being influenced then believes he is talking with "angels" when in reality it's just a rape daemon whispering in his ear so he'll cause an daemon incursion on the world, dooming billions of innocent lives.
>>96427519The Emperor's Children
>>96427533Crimson Fists have more characters than Kantor, like Cortez
>>96427396It's because Big E slept through the part in history where secular humanist movements all inherently became super religious institutions with lotsa infighting and rigid beliefs. Not enough people talk about how much secular humanism has doomed mankind after the 19th century and how that's reflected pretty strongly in the Emperor's beliefs specially in that one The Last Church On Terra book. Literally it's why the Imperial Fists (partially) became such zealots after a bit
>>96427572Lmao the guy who wrote the last church had a copy get signed by Richard Dawkins, that was an earnest "I have depicted me as the emperor and you as religion man".
>>96427572People also tend to ignore the part where Emps lived through DAoT, ie. through humanity's Golden Age. A time when humanity had left religion and superstition behind from what we understand.So in his eyes, he had seen humanity do it once, meaning it can do it again. Emperor's problem however was that he was trying to do it too fast, also chaos entities which intentionally worked against his plans didn't help either obviously.
>>96425560Any character that has the ability to return from the dead. So greater daemons, daemon primarchs, Avatar of Khaine, Lucius the Eternal, and Phoenix Lords. Hack writers will have these characters lose without a care because their defeat doesn't change the status quo.
>>96427084Basing is cool but it's kind of weak as a theme compared to more motivational categories (get a squad done, get a warlord done)
>>96427058MY FACE IS MY SHIELD
>>96427630https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDdrAc-y_0k&ab_channel=Gunner
>>96427396The Emperor is said to have been multiple man throught history, many times appearing as a prophet...The headcanon? He is every single prophet, yup all of themHe's Moses seeing all the jews become despotic life hating dipshitsHe's Huatzipoctli seeing people murder each other im his nameHe's Buddha seeing indians turning to shitting in the streetsBig E is Jesus himself and he saw the church get corrupt and also the (disgusting!) protestant reformation happen before his very eyes and became very depressed after it. It's why things in the imperium have latin and catholic names like who the fuck would know what the hell an inquisition is by the 41st millenium if not a perpetualIt's petty grudgeThe Emperor is also Mao Tse Tung btw
>>96427601>Hates releigion>Also acts like a godThe emperor mistake... was being an emperor at all, he should've been controlling and steering humanity from the shadows for eternity.
>>96427645If catholism was so perfect as it claims, the protestants wouldn't even exist today. Also note that majority of protestant denominations branch off from catholism specifically, not Orthodox christianity.
>>96427654Except he saw that approach was impossible after old night, if he didn't reveal himself and take the reigns humanity would have been diverging for eternity and getting corrupted in its isolation.He gambled and lost.
>>96427645The emperor knew of the warpHe knew of the corruption of belief and worshipHe knew of the treachery of xenosHe knew of the perils of AIHe tried to mould a society that would avoid the perils and ruleo over everything else to suffocate the gods with the indifference of non belief.It was just too hard.
>>96425826Something on my todo list is a CSM warband where HQs and possessed are kitbashed from basic units and sculpting.
>>96427396>>96427645>>96427654>>96427601I dunno, ask /hhg/
>Shape things like churches, down to vehicles>Names things after mythological creatures>presents himself with a golden halo>imposes his rule by force>doesn't have a name, only a title>crowns himself and demands total obedience and submission>has magic powers>"I don't think I'm a god guys!!!1!"
>>96427704the emperor didn't micromanage vehicle names and building designs, dude
>GEOMKGet this marvel slop out of my hobby, not wargames.
>>96427713He was fine with them that's for sureHe wasn't happy with lorgar, made him knowDid he bomb the planet of the guy who shaped the vents in the inside of spartan tanks like little church windows? I don't think so!
Which chaos god does the worship of democracy empower?
>>96427739Tzeentch probably because it just creates endless arguments and schemes to secure votes
>>96427733sometimes an arch is just an arch
>>96427739Slaanesh
>>96427733It's just part of the gothic aestheticsHe had a deep appreciation of history and mythology.That's why he preserved and rebuilt all the monuments and important historical artifacts he could do on Terra for everyone to see humanity's history
>>96427754In a vacuum? Maybe.
>>96427739
>>96427739Surely not as much as oligarchical exploitative space feudalism empowers all 4 of themThat said there probably are democracies in the imperium and they probably empower Tzeentch because of yk scheming and electoral needs and such, but any form of government would inherently power Tzeentch be it democracy, space feudalism, space fascism, space communism and so on. So probably nothing of note and probably even less impact than any of the scheming involved in all the other 3
>>96427739Tzeenchian cult 1000%Schemes upon schemes upon schemes, and people desperate to get ahead of the rest to get more millions than the other guy by subterfuge and criminal endeavours while masquerading as "for the people"
Thousand Sons are the best range, best legion, and best chaos god. Say something nice about them!
>>96427723>36 results>all baitGet a new avatar
>>96427779I wish they had their own termie lord
>xenos, sorcery, and ai are all existential threats to humanity>kill themThe logic is sound. Only xenos, witches, and npcs will disagree.
>>96427791>hmm maybe if I give him attention he'll stop!
>>96427779The terminators could be better and would benefit from being redone.
>>96427779They feel a bit limited as to how you can paint them.
>>96427798>stop noticing my shitstirring!
>>96427822yes you are shitstirring good job
>>96427809Not the tzaangors though
>>96427779I love their og color scheme and egyptian vibe>>96427801What's wrong with them? I think they're really cool
>>96427852Kinda ass to build
>>96427832Tzaangor are cool
>>96427865Ntab they look pretty straightforward to me
>>96427852Do you blackline your yellow after you finish it or are you layering up your yellow over black? The recesses around your yellow are super sharp and dark..
>>96427852>What's wrong with themThey’re smoll
>>96427519>slavs>leavingtoo it's more like imperial guard for them rn
>>96426276Reworking my Hazardous Environment Guard with Solar Auxilla bits and the newer Cadia kit.Though they're being run as Krieg troops ruleswise as I WANT MY POWER WEAPONS DAMMIT
>>96427798I support liars and troublemakers getting publicly shamed and their behavior being pointed out. It's the only way to actively combat the fact that every anon is basically running their own private psyop to make their opinion look like the group opinion.
>>96427893>the scholastic watermarkHoly fuck lmao
>>96427907I want to do this with a thunderhawk and put 5 tarantulas in it
>>96427894While these are good, the heads are a bit overdone.Might I suggest the Ash Wastes nomads kit?
>>96427907The Emperor's Holy Rodent, Resplendent and Pure, shall fill its cheeks with the gore of heretics
>>96427887>Do you blackline your yellow after you finish itYeah, well technically it's before highlights. I use a heavily thinned 1:1 mix of black and purple. Regular paints though, that's why recesses end up so nicely dark. I airbrush turquoise so I paint yellow over that. not nearly as bad as over black.>>96427907This is too cute
>>96427916The sentry guns, right? Right?
>>96427920The problem is I"ve got about 100 Guard I need to replace (technically 95 at this point) so I can salvage the heads from the older models, transplant them on to the newer models, and then use the older bodies as part of terrain pieces (monuments/statuary guardens, etc.)I know the ranger hoods are SUPER common as conversions but I like them.
>>96427936That's fair
>>96427794>ai>existential threatonly because you keep calling them clankers
>>96427931Anon isn't that much of a monster I hope
>>96427945They'll give a driver's license to anyone these days
>>96427938I was tempted to use the Vanguard head but I think it would've been a bit much.
>>96427931>>964279315 king baboon tarantulas would probably fit albeit very snug so they might not be happy when you let them out on your opponents backline
>>96427704the setting made more sense before they decided the emperor literally was some epic immortal godlike figure rather than that just being how the modern church described him.
>>96427363Slightly better I thinkLeaving this for the morning
>>96427946
>have army in progress>already eyeing two other armiesone started as a kill team and has ballooned into a boarding action roster. death guard are so fun to kitbash.the other is pre-emptive fomo over the deldar combpat.
>>96427920>heads are overdone>just basic skitarii helmets
>>96428029I'm pretty sure he just meant overused.
>>96427946If the machine cares that much about what it is called, it is dangerous enough to deserve extermination.
>>96427930>it's before highlightsAhhh that makes sense why it's so sharp. Good stuff
>>96427946rokos basilisk is dumb asfif you dont know what it is you should look it up and read it immediately
>>96427025Here is my entry for the month. Thank you collagebro
What are the best fluo paint brands?
>>96428046that's very racist, anon
>>96428062wipe off your phone camera lens
>>96428062I will never forgive Jes 'Faggot' Goodwin for making the Lion's shtick a fucking shield. Absolute tragedy. Should have his children skinned in front of him. Nice paintjob though
>>96427907>>96427916>>96427980How many house centipedes could I theoretically fit in a land raider with the doors closed. Asking for a friend going to a gt soon running 3 land raiders.
>>96428065All the fluo paints I've tried from multiple brands are very weird to work with. So far my favorite is ak fluo. All of them across all the brands are very gloopy, and have pretty bad coverage over anything besides white(which is a good thing in some applications)
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>>96428071>clankers think they are a "race" now
Is this too much for 1000pts?>Flying Tyrant>2x Harpy>4x 10 Gargoyles
>>96428169check the points values yourself, faggotit's free
>>96428174I think he's asking about whether it's too oppressive for 1k>>96428169>Flying Tyrant>2x Harpy>4x 10 GargoylesIt's a lot of big dudes for 1k and a lot of super fast tiny dudes, I think you'd need a pretty specific list to do well against this at 1k. I will say this list will look really cool with everything having wings so I might go for it anyways even it's a bit strong at 1k
>>96428174quiet down nogames
How do I make a Death Guard list that isn't toxic or waac?There's are few inherently 'bad' units in the army. Ok, maybe some units are more cheese than others (LoC with Deathshrouds, Terminator Bricks, Plagueburst crawler spam) but almost everything in the army, if played in a not shit way, could be considered 'waac'.
>>96428253No. The question didn't specify; therefore, by the laws of the internet, someone gets to be called a faggot.
>>96428255I think dg are going to get smashed with the nerf hammer hard come the next dataslate so you'll probably find most of the stuff that's broken now will be really rough very shortly.
>>96428065scale 75. you have to do a lot of very thin coats over white to get a real effect no matter the brand. they're the opposite of metallics.
>>96428253Are we just rewarding laziness now?
>>96428298stop horsing around
>>96428367Offloading all mental labor for easy (you)s is meta. I blame LLMs, we should nuke them for the sake of humanity.
>>96428128I was implying that the same logic in>If the machine cares that much about what it is called, it is dangerous enough to deserve extermination.can be applied laterally
over half of this box seems pretty good for 1ksons but how have people converted the cultists into more 40k cultists and has anyone converted the Magister into a 1ksons sorcerer?
>>96428397 neigh
>>96427779They're the only chaos legion thats not gross.
>>96427779i love them so much that i was willing to build an army for them despite hating magnus, tzaangors, and the general CSM stuff they have attached to them as it clashes with their themes heavily (looking at you helbrute) dust boys is just way to cool of a concept to me
I unironically want Human on Eldar romanceAnd Necron romance of some sortAnd I know there was some kind of Tau romance in their new book
>>96428423>"laterally applying" the logic actually implies that clankers can be classified as a raceIf you can't justify clankers being a race, your "lateral application" is flawed; thus, the unamused anime images. If a bucket of bolts "cares" it's being called a clanker, it's an OSHA hazard even the mechanicum doesn't want to deal with.
>>96428426Kairics have separate shields so you should be able to just clip the shield arm wrist off and glue on a necromunda weapon from one of the upgrade sets
>>96428362scale75 killed themselves this spring
>>96428491I was making a comparison between Men of Iron being driven into revolt by being called clankers to blacks chimping out at being called niggers. My apologies for not being more clear with my allusion.
>>96428573That's not "making an allusion" anon, that's having niggers on your brain and then admitting it was you just having niggers on the brain. Stop, get some help.
>was gonna stick a spare Mk 7 Helmet on Ventris>now questing whether his trim should even be green or should I make him more genericHe’s probably not gonna be Ventris by the end of this process lmao. What unit likes his rules the most? Was thinking of just having him deepstrike with BGV’s.
>>96428537get them while thy're still available
>>96428537What happened?
>>96428483You couldn't handle the autism
Is there anywhere to get the combat patrol magazines individually within the US outside of ebay?
>>96428671Yrliet was an autist even by Eldar standards. A normal Eldar would have been far more romance-inclined and far less retarded.
>>96428637>buying into a dying paintlinerookie mistake>>96428654they shifted their production to "avante art"lower quality paint and colors don't 1:1 match their old formula
>>96428686I'm sure that to an eldar a human is pretty much furry irl tier of weird, so if the pop %s are the same I'm sure there are at least a couple fans of amohf/afohm.I know for a fact that a lot of people on this site probably would be down to fuck a sapient ape.
Could romance between necrons be a thing? They can still feel complete emotions
>>96428747Orikan and Trazyn could be shipped
>>96428747posts like these are some of the reasons this general is such a steaming pile of shit
>>96428747I don't care if they have emotions until they get fat asses and can take pleasure in bullying me while sitting on my face
>>96428713Sad. I liked their metallics.
>>96428777stock up on them from third party sellers before all the old stock's gone
>>96428723Eldar don't view Humans as animals, they view them as smelly barbarians. Doubtful they'd drop everything just to be with one, but there might be some outlier cases where a human can be cleaned up enough.
>>96428747Probably only amongst nobles thanks to the stripping of personality/higher processing of the peons.>>96428815Even more likely then. Oooh a glacially slowburn romance with timeskips between a rogue trader/planetary govenor (someone who can afford rejuvination treatments) and an eldar could be neat.
>>96428815Not true. Yrliet calls it akin to bestiality then does it anyway, the dirty girl
>>96428840I take solace that the half breed would be shunned by Elf and Human
>>96428840You don't get to fuck her. Her "romance" is purely platonic cuckolding.
>>96428848I had her executed afterwards lmao
>>96428858
>>96428483>unironically want Human on Eldar romanceYou'll get one in Dark Heresy but it's a male Eldar.
>>96428840>lauded as great asexual representation because she's so repulsed by humans that she'd kill them for making moves on her.I don't think this is the right tree to bark up desu
>>96428864Anon that's fine because we'll get some Human on female Kroot>Krootgame
>>96428840Yrliet is a colossal autist by Eldar standards. The first Farseer you meet is legitimately happy to dump her onto you, and had already been trying to get her killed before you came along.Romancing Yrliet is the equivalent of flirting with the drama club outcast who cuts herself because her parents work late but calls herself otherkin for attention. There's five different layers of things wrong with her, and being an Eldar is the least of them.
>>96428840>>96428815Love can bloom, it's just a very poisonous and parasitic bloom.
>>96428864>You'll get one in Dark Heresy but it's a male Eldar.The mystical wizard man is intriguing but he needs a fur collar to complete the look.
Any good replacement for tau light ochre that applies better for my fire caste colour scheme?
>>96428840My wife :)
>>96429088Eldar are ugly
>>96429104Rude
Does anyone have the images of the battle sister playing in the cardboard box labeled rhino?
>>96427025Making my submission, collageking.
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>>96429157>>96429169Great Job anon I love Necrons, I submitted my Warlord earlier so hopefully I get a spot as well.
>watching something on scambay, it's had 0 bids for a week>watch it count down to 8 seconds>place my bid, it's the only one>3>still no other bids>2>You're the leading bidder!>1>You're the leading bidder!>0>You're the leading bidder!>Sold!>Turns out I got out-bid by 50 cents not even at the last secondDid I just get fucking botted?
>>96429226Cheers lad
>>96429232it was me
>>96429232Bid bots have been rampant on Ebay for over a very literal decade.
>>96426756I kinda like this honestly.
