Should Dwarf women be lolis or shortstacks?
>>96426580Both
>>96426580>>96426650Gnomes are lolis, dwarves are shortstacks, halflings are both.
>>96426580No.
A grown man posted this btw
>>96426660Yeah, if dwarves are lolis, who's the shortstack race?You have variety in your system, right? Right?
>>96426689Of course he did, you must be 18 to post on 4chan.
>>96426689Imagine being this niggas father and learning he posts gay shit like this on 4chan. Id blow my brains out
>>96426580Neither of those are dwarves
>>96426580>>96426660 speak the truth.
>>96426695>races are defined by the horni category they fulfillI want to be mad, but honestly can't find the flaw.
The idea of Dwarf women being lolis grew on me over time.
>>96426580Dwarf lolis are the worst type of /v/ and /a/ slop.
>>96426743Anon, this is exactly what this thread is about.If OP was asking if all small races should have + DEX, then I would argue that they should have different bonuses for variety.
>>96426745L2 loli dwarf dual-classed into a caster was such a neat thing.
>>96426580Yes.
>>96426732What's the difference between an oppai loli abd a shortstack other than cope?
>>96427160Proportions. Oppai Loli have child-like proportions (rectangle figures instead of hourglass figures) except with huge breasts.
Just leaving this hear.
Please masturbate before posting on /tg/.
>>96427215I do.
Please masturbate while posting on /tg/
>>96426660This anon is wise and clearly plays games, unlike OP.
>>96426580Shortstack. Loli brings in the wrong kind of trouble.
>>96426580Shortstacks, no self-respecting Dwarf would go around looking like a bag of bones, spindly human child.
>>96426745Even though I am a great fan of lineage 2 and it's early aesthetics, I draw the line at dwarf lolis.
>>96427199Please don't drop your slop outside designated shitting threads >>96423891
>>96427750This is one step removed from those guys that insist dwarf women have beards, just a dogmatic bullshit approach to contain any development of the concept.
>>96426580Neck yourself
>>96427808Naw, chicks with facial hair are gross.
>>96427929Which isn't the point. If people didn't experiment with how dwarves look like they'd still be elves.
My choices are entirely dependent upon my own sexual preferences. Preferably that of a shapely woman with huge breasts full of milk.If you prefer dwarven when that look like prepubescent human girls you are free to do so but it ain't for me.
>>96428104>If you prefer dwarven when that look like prepubescent human girls you are free to do so but it ain't for me.
>>96426580Why not both? Just make them different subraces: Dwarf (Male), Dwarf (Attractive), and Dwarf (Shortstack).
>>96427790Not slop
>>96427160oppai lolis have no ass, and usually completely out of proportion tits. This is a jap thing.shortstack have tits and ass, they're a full grown woman, just short. This is a western thing.
>>96427750>Shortstacksyou didn't post a shortstack thoshorstacks don't have muscles or wide shoulders. I'm not even saying your pic is bad, you just don't actually know the name of your preferred body type.That's just a short musclegirl, not a shortstack.
>>96426712Deserved
Couldn't post this dogshit in the dwarf thread that's already up? >>96342613
>>96428785No.
>>96426580there should be no dwarf women, dwarves just reproduce with their beards
>>96426689What are you even implying? It's coom bait. Would you prefer if it was a child posting it? Are you retarded?
>>96428774She's got tits nearly the size of her head and she's short. That is a shortstack. Idk if you are getting hung up on the fact that she also has muscles or if your metrics are skewed by overconsuming porn where 50% of the girl's mass is tits. Either way, you're wrong.
>>96427968Beardless, stacked dwarves ARE the experimentation. Tolkien's dwarven women have beards and I don't think there were any depictions of female dwarves from the Norse myth or German fairytales at all. The stocky, broad, beardless females are very much a modern creation.
Short. Stacked. Sex.
>>96426660>halflings are both.the obligatory bare feet are whats most for halflings
>>96428923>The stocky, broad, beardless females are very much a modern creationThese are just the dwarf women warhammer fantasy has always used since at the least the 90s.
>>96426580Hairy, just like the men.
>>96429047The 90s are very modern, anon. We're talking about mythical creatures dreamed up in the 13th century.
>>96429080And became short stocky beardsmen in the 50s.
>>96429090naw
>>96426729OI, NOLDORFAG GO PRANCE AROUND WITH YOU FUCKING ELVES LIKE THE FUCKING DOUBLE STUFFED TWAT YOU ARE. THERE'S NEARLY NO FUCKING CANON FOR WHAT A DWARF WOMAN LOOKS LIKE. NO ONE FUCKING CARES THEY'RE DWARVES.WE DON'T NEED TO SEE THE IMAGES OF THE PRETTY FUCKING ELF MEN YOU WANT TO POUND YOUR FUCKING PROSTATE UNTIL YOU ARRIVE AT A RETROGRADE EJACULATION.GO FLOSS YOUR ANUS WITH A CACTUS YOU FUCKING SEMEN SPONGE.
>>96428774she's not exaggerated, i think is the issue here.she is a shortstack (with realistic proportions)
>>96426580I don't like loli dwarves, not because I dislike loli, but because they don't look like they're the same race as the male dwarves. In those settings where male dwarves look like shotas, I'm fine with it, with loli halflings, etc, but the insane sexual dimorphism is so weird and doesn't really fit with anything about dwarves. (I'd actually say it cuts against them, because insane sexual dimorphism is associated with very "barbaric" cultures, because we associate modernity with relative gender egalitarianism.)
>>96426580loli dwarf but short stack goblins.
>>96426650fpbp
>>96426660>Gnomes are lolisGnomes are weird and lanky, they're the orangutan of the small races.
>>96426580They should be about 80% as wide as they are tall
>>96426580Both, at same time.
>>96429383Dwarf shortstack, goblin shorterstack.
>>96427808Dwarf women do have beards.... Just lower
/tg/ is way too normie to accept anything loli so it has to be shortstack
>>96429383Just have it vary by ethnicity. Some dwarven people have stockier bustier women, some dwarves have more petite women, other dwarves are known to have very big asses and wide hips to their women, etc.
>>96426580
>>96427160Age, you dipshit.
>>96430015Everyone knows that there are no subethnicities within dwarves, who are all exactly the same.
>>96427160the bush, or absence thereof
I just remembered FE has dwarves.
>>96430068Slop bad, also dwarves should never have pointed ears.
Seriously, Reginn and Eitri aren't human. They're dwarves. People just kinda forgot about them.
>>96426580When I was a kid I installed a mod on Rimworld that added dwarves and noticed that the women had beards. I think it was a glitch, but because of that Ive always liked the idea of hairy/bearded dwarven women.>Inb4 MUH ZOOMERS
Eh.. loli.Particularly because allowing shortstack dwarves is going to end in someone forcing their bearded woman fetish on every other living human being they can. And trying to hide behind that one irrelevant joke Gimli made about it is getting tiresome too.
>>96427750This. Muscled shortstack without going into the grotesque cartoony territory with massive noses.
>>96430225I don't want to hear about your pedo fetish either.
>>96426650FPBP, oppai loli supremacy.
>>96427199>>96430068>>96430225slopping really does damage the brain doesn't it
The pizza, that most traditional of dwarfish cuisine.
>>96426580Shortstacks. Lolis are for halflings or gnomes.
>>96430225>Slopper is also a pedoWhy am I not surprised?
>>96426580Traditional games?
>>96432574thats a great dwarf.
>>96426689I'd certainly hope its an adult posting the softcore porn.
>>96430068>>96430225Why are you posting ugly elves?
>>96426580Dwarven women dont exist. Dwarves are strange creatures placed into the earth by their god. Other dwarves will mine them out & by doing so claim them to their clan. Each clan competes in mining to grow their influence
>>96427160The term shortstack originally refered to a very bottom heavy and small women - Midna being an easy example. The amount of boobage is actually not a factor in determining what is and isn’t a shortstack - the important factors are the Thighs, Hips, and to a lesser extent Butt.Of course because the terminology is independent of the size of the breasts and thus includes shortstacks with large breasts, and people who like size stuff tend to like to go overboard, there is a lot of ignorant people out there that now equate “shortstack” with “a short woman with large breasts” - which isn’t the right use of the phrase, and actually misses the entire point. An Oppai Loli (or Pailoli for short) is completely different, and is simply a girl with a prepubescent body with the exception of substantial breasts.
>>96432914>>96430343Nah. Big boobs means big life. but I'm genuinely tired of it. If I even consider playing a dwarf without a beard, grognards come out of the woodwork like they have just now to scream until they get their way. Or you just play something else. Whatever comes first. It quiets them up either way. It's either a fetish or some weird.. I don't even know what makes you like this. I genuinely do not have even the slightest read on why it is so important to any of you to behave this way.Except, perhaps, that you know it bothers others that you are this way.
>>96434834midna is THE shorstack.
>>96434834>The amount of boobage is actually not a factor in determining what is and isn’t a shortstackI always figured that "shirtstack" meant short and stacked - i.e., big booba.
>>96436520>no boobs ShortSTACKs need big tits. Being STACKED is literally in the name.
>>96434834This entire post is just your personal fiction. There are many people who would insist that you can't be a shortstack without big tits like >>96436592 and their interpretation is just as valid as yours. There is no "ur-shortstack" that the lingual lineage is derived from. Making big generalizations lile this only causes arguments. Yes, boobage matters to whether or not something is a shortstack, it always has.
>>96426650The absolute most based suggestion
>>96434834Strongly disagree here. I always thought bottom heavy girls were just called pears.
>>96436917Pear-shaped is that, pear-shaped. Doesn't have much to do with anything else.It's kinda how people think milf means sexy older woman and not literally mother I'd love to fuck.
>>96436917Pear is a body type, the height is independent of that
>>96436636Nah he’s got a point. He even picked a good example for it. Midna is inarguably a shortstack - if you think she isn’t you’re insane. But she has no boobs. Ergo shortstacks don’t need boobs to be shortstacks and it’s about the rest of it.
>>96434834This is lies. Its actually the opposite. Shortstack referred to women who were small but had huge tits. No clue when bubblebutts & thighs came into it, but that is not the OG definition, probably just degenerates corrupted another good thing
>>96436792I'll be honest, the taller halflings are less creepy and weird. The typical height makes them more like brownies, and most games/media just make them downsized humans. No altered proportions. Which makes it even weirder.
>>96436792translation?
>>96437023
>>96437030The translation only helps solidify my opinion that 4th Ed was too based for this world.
>>96437102Yeah, 90cm really looks kinda stupid when you actually line them up.
>>96437030>what has changed in herb ring U>filenamechecks out.
>>96437117Again, it's even worse when they are just downsized adults. That shit is ultra creepy. Still, this issue is exactly my concern. Halflings seem fine in a vacuum. Put them next to ANYTHING and suddenly it looks stupid. It's just stupid. There's nothing you can do to make it not look stupid. Minor additional note. The artist points out something bite sized being slower than a medium creature is a hilariously terrible idea all on it's own. What a ridiculous leftover from 3.5 to keep.
>>96436977I definitely wouldn't call Midna a shortstack precisely because she's not stacked. She's short and has a good ass but that's only part of the puzzle.
>>96434834This is the truth and any attempts at saying otherwise is cope. The term comes from shortstack pancakes, where the top one is smaller and the bottom is larger.
>>96437258She is stacked dumbass. How do you stack things? Biggest at the bottom
>>96437439If you see a girl and you say she's "stacked" that means she has big tits, this is without question the most common meaning of that statement.
>>96437500> Words and phrases only mean what I deign them to mean!> Not what they were designed to mean!And this is why no one can understand eachother and everything is a shouting match. Please stop this kind of behavior.
>>96437515Anon, you genuinely have to be either playing deliberately stupid or just not hang out with many people to think that a woman being stacked means anything other than she has big tits 99% of the time. C'mon now.
>>96437258You're insane. She is THE textbook example of a shortstack. This is not up for debate.>>96437533Did you miss the "short" part in shortstack? Not only does it mean that they're lacking in height but also that they're missing something aka tits.
>>96437533Look, your conception of what the phrase shortstack should mean does not remove the original use of the term. This isn't a difficult concept.
>>96435124Are these "grognards" in the same room with us? You aren't fooling anyone. Female dwarves with beards are uncommon, and most of them are demanded ironically.Even Dwarf Fortress femdwarves have no beards.
>>96437117Not really, she would exactly as she's supposed to - small, petite young girl that always seems to be in her teens until fourties.This type isn't even fantasy, but real life.Well, unless you're one of those freaks who call short/tall, young/old pairs pedos regardless of age.
>>96437818regardless of anything, the female dwarf has a beard around her crotch.
>>96438257Anon, this isn't a room. This is a thread.
>>96438277Uh, do you know how short 90cm is?
>>96438314Exactly less than a meter. Friendly reminder that goblins and gnomes fit around this size.
>>96438308Oh.
>>96438361Just that the way you described it seems like you don't know what 'teens' looks like.
>>96438437Tbh I was looking at Krillin reflexively before actually rereading the post. But still. Goblins are tiny adults with wonky proprortions.
>>96426580Dwarves shouldn't be women.Halflings should be shortstacks.Goblin females are a race separate from goblin males and are shortstacks.Gnomes should be garden gnomes.Fairies should be lolis.
>>96438308Don't look behind you.
>>96436636>There is no "ur-shortstack" that the lingual lineage is derived from.Seeing as Midna is more or less the progenitor of the entire fetish and everything is downstream of her, she is indeed the ur-stack.
>>96438565Are you really so deranged that you think a character from 2006 is somehow a starting point for something so generalized as "small women with big asses/tits" fetish? The Venus of Willendorf is like 30,000 years old dude.
>>96438565People have been after short thicc girls for ages man. Frank Zappa made a song about goblin girls in 81. I'm not sure where this fixation on Midna comes from but I've seen it a lot on /v/.
>>96438581the venus of willendorf is, by definition, a venus body and not a shortstack
>>96438589>Frank Zappa made a song about goblin girls in 81.I think that was about blowjobs tho, it doesn't really have anything to do with shortstacksLike ... goblin - gobbling? See, it's a play on words
>>96438692Yes, the song is about "gobblin" girls, but the lyrics of the song also clearly explain a stereotypical goblin (green, short, weird skin).
>>96438452Krillin is 120cm (4e halfling), Rika is 90cm (5e halfling).
>>96426580shortstack for nonpedos
>>96427790>>96432690You guys have AIDS.AI Derangement Syndrome.Hyuk.
Evil dwarven women. Dwarfish?
>>96428899>She's got tits nearly the size of her head and she's short>>96429310>she is a shortstack (with realistic proportions)>small ass>shortstacknot every woman who is short is a shorstack.
>>96438464>
>>96440504Your brain has been warped by hentai
>>96438464>Dwarves shouldn't be women.>Halflings should be shortstacks.This wouldn't be an original shitpost, but some time ago anons joked about the secret of dwarves being halfings ARE their women was pretty great.
>>96438704It’s about a girl in a costume, not actual goblins man
All women should be lolis, whether dwarvan, elvish or human and anything in between. Fight me.
>>96441642Makes sense, I'm adding that to my kitchen sink setting
>>96436592She's the ur-shortstack. The shortstack from whence all others are derived from.
>>96441768>Fight me.You're too powerful...
>>96441768A powerful argument. However->Cestree
>>96442046The rite has been prepared. I must now recite the ancient incantation"Work on your art"
>>96441768I shall not.After all, "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake"
How about making Dwarven women look like petite teenagers instead?
>>96437258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcQNper5C-c
>>96442345That's just loli with extra steps
>>96426650unFATHOMably based take
>>96442389Yeah, but I feel like my cock can actually fit in one and not the other.
>>96440143Even your retorts are derivative, that's just sad.
>>96442394In 3.5 at least, a dwarf reaches "Maturity" (In quotes since the ages are a bit wonky) at 125 years old, which is roughly the equivalent of a 15 year old human.
>>96426580both are good but if I have to pick, it's going to be shortstacks every time.
>>96442416What's the laws for marrying a underage dwarf girl in their society?
>>96442394Reverse itAs they get older they go from right to left, becoming leaner
>>96442408We all know you have a micropenis anon. >>96442430No idea. But I could reread races of stone to see if it has anything on dwarven marriage customs.Yeah, 3.5 splats were a bit insane.
>>96442443>going from thicker to leaner as they agecould be cool from a storytelling perspective, but I hope that doesn't include pregnancy, otherwise I imagine that wouldn't be too pretty; an older, thinner dwarf mama birthing a tree-trunk thick baby
>>96442488I’m assuming that they have like, a child stage (if you wanted to keep it mythological feeling, maybe they’re part rock or clay) that then develops into the bigger form (Let’s call it the “Miner” stage because I think that’s a fun pun), and only then do they start the process of shifting towards the lean stage
>>96442345I like these very feminine dwarven women. Just a treat after being used to walking beards with axes.
>>96442345season 2 never ever
>>96429981I'm getting hard from thinking about the girl on the left in OP's pic with copious amounts of pubic hair.
>>96437258She is 45 lbs of ass riding on your back the entire game. Yes she is a shortstack
>>96429981this and long hair are the only female dwarf ideas i'll accept. women with beards are gross (i've worked with one. nice in all other aspects but that)
>>96427808dwarf women having beards was an idea that arose because Tolkien never had a female dwarf character and some drooling morons decided the way he depicted dwarf men was the exact way all dwarfs should be depicted.
>>96440143>slopper claims slop is real art>afraid to name the artist or provide a link to their socials to prove it
>>96444951https://www.artstation.com/artwork/obVx54retard
>>96427199>>96440143But it really is slop though. Don't you see the hands, earrings and necklace, assort of smudged details everywhere?
the funny thing about this is that human drawn art is even worse at living up to the anti-ai art crowd's standards, so you keep getting nonsense like this about actual art, even professionally commissioned art sometimes
>>96443110Tolkien himself said that they were so close in appearance to male dwarves most people couldn't tell the genders apart. I think this was mostly just because he thought the idea was funny.
>>96446165>>96427199>>96440143You lying piece of shit, ai coomer slopper garbage. Lucky for you artstation have terrible report system to cleanse it of your ai filth>hundreds of work, yet 0 client mentions>dead social media>sketches are black and white ai renders>all artworks are posted after 2022 (when ai tools became available)>no older/previous portfolios>no old/previous works>zero information on the artist (education, location)fuck you and eat shit.
>AI haters are seeing AI everywhere and getting angry
