Mull to three editionPrevious: >>96385998>News & RemindersThrough the Omenpaths coming out September 23Alchemy: Edge of Eternities is outCori-Steel Cutter is unbanned in AlchemyNew Alchemy rebalances are outArena Championship 9 won by Raffaele Mazza (Izzet Cauldron, Italy, he/him)Arena Anthologies 1 & 2 now available in the storehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-august-25-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQWhat's your typical turn 1 play?
>TQtapland because the shuffler hates me
found what the average mtgag sister consumes for sustenance:https://youtu.be/ABGv0QLbKys?si=4B4FgDivMKrLFXSS&t=304
>>96430546>>TQ>What's your typical turn 1 play?Play 1 evolving wilds and hold priority as I rope my opponent on every interaction and laugh as they get increasingly mad and leave
>>96430546What mono color is competitive in Standard?I was using a mono green Timmy ramp dino but I want to switch to something better.Something cheap and wouldn't cost me a shit ton of Wildcards.Also nothing too complex that requires too many combos.I was thinking of mono red direct damage spell spam, but IDK...
reminder "standard" decks cost more to make than historic decks
>>96429493i dont know whyI thoug wizards DEI hires where too stupids to vibe code commander into the client
>>96430727Mono green landfall or mono red
>>96430546>TQpolluted delta fetch watery grave thoughtseize
>>96430546islandpass
>>96431340Standard is fun thobeit
>>96431340>freevs>free????
does brawl have some win % based matchmaking or something? i feel like any time i win a lot in a row i start to get put into cancer only matches for a while and conversely if i concede a bunch in a row i start getting put against n00bs playing mono white lifegain or some shit
>>96433383No you're just bad at keeping track of what you're actually playing against or switching decks. It weighs cards and then finds similarly ranked decks as yours to pair you against.
Having bad games? Try standing up and exclaiming, "Wizards of the Coast" out loud into your microphone to increase your User Engagement Score, this will make you more favored by the algorithm for better matches and a free cruise to Mythic, baby.
>if your opponent is red, you winthey should just write this on the cards instead of pretending they exist for any other reason
>>96434982how do you change an opponent's color to make this card work? I'd prefer if mine were white.
>>96435381
>>96435695Reprint Sleight of Mind
>>96435695>>96435730players aren't permanents or spells or cards.
>>96435882play that one uncard that turns a player into a card
>>96435882Maybe you aren't.
>>96435882then how come they keep getting played by WotC?
>>96430546Duress them and see Omens.
>counter opponents commander with their own counterspelli will never stop loving chaos wand
it's dead jim
how often do they rotate quick draft? i do not want to play aetherShit
>aetherqueers
I just played (and won) like an almost mirror match in jump in. We both had the same packs but at least 2 different cards. idk if he had more differences because he still had 13 cards in his deck at the end. It's weird because I didn't realize my 2 best cards, Susurian Voidborn and Liliana were a 50% drop and 20% drop. idk how this deck would work without those 2 cards. he had susurian but I killed it the first turn it was out with embrace obliion and he was winning but I drew vampiric ritual in my opening hand so I was able to out draw him. won with 3 cards left in my deck and I drew liliana my last turn but didn't have to play her to win. not sure if he had liliana. actually what's funny was I won because I kept hold of deadly plot all game because I was afraid of liliana and I used it my last turn to remove his flying defender which brought him low enough for me to voidborn spam him with sacking shit
>>96439107https://aetherhub.com/MTGACalendarEOE will start tuesday
>>96439725it's really weird that one of this game's rigs is forcing you to play against the same deck in limitedi don't understand that one. must be data that shows this somehow leads to paypigging but that feels really counterintuitive to me
your rank, sis?
>>96440851It forces high tier decks to face off against other high tier decks. This prevents decks from going 7-0. This was most noticeable in Ikoria as cycle decks would face against other cycling decks as it was the strongest deck.
>horizontal heirarchy
>>96440937what a fun "format" i'm sure you sisters love it
Kotis cuck
>>96440931i only play brawl and the 1 draft game from the token you get from the pass, so
>>96441074highest ranked brawl sister in mt. gag
>>96440931
Historic Brawl is actually the second most popular format on Arena so it’s a bit odd they don’t give it more support. I wouldn’t be surprised if they give it a ranked mode at some point
>>96440931I have like 200 rare wc and 90 mythic and I don't even want to make any decks because alchemy is trash and standard is somehow even worse. Maybe I'll play standard again in a few sets when Vivi gets banned in November.
>>96440851>>96440937>>96440955what are you talking about? I rarely gave to play money for jump in and if I ever paid real money on mtg arena it was back in like 2018 or 2019. I make enough in game money on jump in I can just rebuy for jump in. they constantly give me free jump in tickets and I have like 130k in game currency
why the fuck is roping so common in this game? are there any formats where people don't rope? I'm just trying to play mythic standard and get my daily wins with a shitty sultai mill deck, why rope against me of all people
>>96445634I think ropers are more frequently paired against ropers. You must remember to the concede the game because if you exit out the game without conceding you'll still be in the match and the game will consider you roping.
>>96445634the lower iq the format is, the more low iq players there will be therefore more roping
>>96445771>said the alchemy player
alchemy is the highest iq format and only iq=<56 troglodytes will disagree
>>96445829it's a great format for people who are bad at deck building
>>96445838that's standard too, thouhbeit.
>>96430546>TQHollow fountain tapped, pass.
there goes mr. mtga zone
>>96445829You have terrible opinions about magic but you are right that it is very underrated. It has a lot of things that other formats do not have, like staple cards that are actively more powerful when you are on the draw and is pretty balanced with a lot of viable archetypes.
>>96440937>>96440851>why do you play against stronger decks after getting several wins when the system matches you to opponents with the same number of wins literal retards
>>96441474i got to diamond constructed and plat limited with ease before playing brawl, i just don't find the formats appealing anymore sis
>cast 20 blue or black spellsYou know what time it is
getting something like emrakul with my commander always feels so funny
>>96433706Thank you for explaining why my shit jenova deck gets easy games vs the games my Xenagod experiences.
>>96433383not really, i only feel that if you lose like 5 games in a row you get matched against a bot or some shit but i have a commander with a like 80% winrate from 30 games
>>96440931>still hasn't posted his wildcards>still hasn't sold his accountkwab
how to win against black discard deck that uses the little bat fella? just pull straight land until you get a fat creature?
Arena's version of Spider-Punk
>>96448065It's a 1/1 so you want to look for an opportunity to force it into a fight.If you're an aggressive deck, you want to ignore the bat and attack, the opponent will eventually be forced to block.If you are forced into a prolonged fight, you have to remember these rules-the dedicated discard deck revolves around Bandit's talent. This means that you may never have less than 2 cards in your hand or bad things happen.-the discard deck does very little damage. You have to be patient and accumulate cards in your hand and then deploy and protect your win condition later.-you must use either card draw or 2 for 1 cards like Hallowed Healer that bring things back from the graveyard or that spawn tokens.-creature lands are particularly useful because they serve as lands and then turn into creatures when you need them later-the discard deck is really heavy on attacking creatures in particular and tends not to handle artifacts and enchantments very well>>96448211nigger
>>96448211The only time it would be okay to put a niggress and call it a black widow or somethig like that and they fumble it.
Any pioqueer fags here? What decks have a nice advantage against orzhov discard?
>kill opponents tifa in response to them cracking a fetch>they spam the zzz emote for 3 timers and then concedelole
I have not played in awhile and got all this. What are some fun standard decks that will have some longevity
>>96448691Whatever version of this thing you want to use. Monoblack Unholy Annex + whatever will remain relevant until 2027.Aclazotz has been a major part of it and he works with Dubious Delicacy as well, doubling it from 3 damage to 6 damage. The rest of this particular deck are just piles of whatever I've got lying around, pick whatever black strong cards you want.
>>96448691Build a pioneer deck please. Nobody plays the format, it will last you years.there's like 2 cards from 2025 played in the whole format. Please play it, I can't stand the waiting time anymore. Come on. Please play it. It's fun.
>>96448211I'm so glad I won't have to look at Spider-punk's dumb ugly face. Instead I'll have to look at the digital-only dumb ugly text boxes.
>>96448580>orzhov discard?Do you mean pixie?
I can't wait to see what kind of burka they give the arena exclusive version
>>96449950It'll probably be a man
>>96447774she posted a screenshot from april where she didn't have any rare or mythic WCs. No reason to think she has more now.
>>96449989black man*
>>96450134Gay black man*
>>96450134maybe. The spider-punk alt wasn't really any indication of how the set will be since spider-punk is also a black man.
>>96448211sideboard for the dumb val trela deckalso horrendous i can make better art in 30 secs with my ai thingy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Olc8UCxA8"most popular format in arena"
Going first is too big of an advantage.
The most powerful card ever printed.
>>96440931Is anyone actually in the diamond limited rank? I don’t see how you could consistently dodge the variance of limited.
>>96451989do you mean specifically for this past month by drafting EoE or...?
>>96449878No, I meant the Greasefang deck.
>>96452274Regular black/rakdos midrange, Phoenix, Spirits
Your go.Your go.Your go.Your go.Your go.
>>96453745Good gameGood gameThanksHelloThere’s a hole in your planWhen nature calls, runHelloHelloGood game
>>96453943
>standard is the joke of the mtg community>lost half is competitive playerbase in 6 months>wotc: next qualifier STANDARDnever change
>>96453312I guess I must be shit at piloting mono B. I'll try phoenix or creativity.
Standard rotation in 2027. Wake me up then.
>>96454261x-men ub, star wars ub, mlp ub, one piece ub and ygo ub won't be rotating in 2027, sis
>>96454287I wouldn't mind a MLP UB if it had a UW for digital and only paperfags had to suffer
>>96454301Why wait?
>>96454325I'm not a violent person but I'm pretty sure I'd shoot Pinkie Pie in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun and feel no remorse
>>96454301i was memeing, hasbro has shelved mlp for the next 10 years or so just like dnd but you can replace mlp ub with pokemon ub if someone from wotc is married to jap woman or they suck enough nintendo p1p1
>>96448397they have to save this idea for when Marvel's Black Widow comes next year with another UB Marvel tie-in.or they are just regarded and would never think of that
>>96451989Feels like there’s too much variance in limited formats to get to diamond/mythic. That or it would be an exercise in paypigging.
>>96454973>Feels like there’s too much variance in limited formats to get to diamond/mythicAnon you only need to maintain a barely above 50% winrate to both get your gems back and climb. there's no such thing as such great variance that you are deadlocked to a 50/50, even flipping a coin 10 times has a good chance of going positive on heads.
>>96450134trans gay black man*
>>96455389there you go, now al you have to go is get some ai art program and submit your resume to wotc and you'll a hired artist
>>96455588
>>96455071did you factor the game being rigged into your calculations
Im rank one mythic and next week i am having bottom surgery
>>96455679there we go, submit your application NOW
>>96455071>5-3 is 50%Go back to school retard
>>96455939the average mt. gag sister can't count that's why xyr thinks draft is better than constructed play when it comes to getting gemmies
Mt gag on deez nuts scrubs you always talk about the meta but you never meta girl before
wanted to play brawl after coming homewtf is thiscan they have 1 update where they don't fuck up things
>>96456227>Emergency maintenance into 1 gb patchBro what did you do
ok i can't play any format right now it seems
magic is uh...saved?
can any of you people play right now
>>96456329oh didn't see this ffs
>>96456272Spiderman will save us for real this time
through the omenpaths is available for preorder
>>96456458i will buy the pass as always, that's it
version of cosmic spiderman
"yargle day archievments" available
>>96456458whoever buys this should be put on a gov list for willing chemical castration
Still cant get into a game.
>>96455679fixed it for you btw
>>96456806>im urza
>>96456828:)
Looks gay as fuck great job bro
>>96456526will try my luck with this shit for 2 achievs at once when i can play againfor the "eat the world" achiev i guess you need something like traverse the outlands
>>96456458>>96456488I don't understand why they can't just get the licensing. Disney owns Spider-Man, Disney allowed and wanted Spider-Man to be in Magic, what is preventing them from putting it on Arena? Hasbro has the money to get what they need and Disney is willing to play ball, so what is the hold up?
>>96457043$$$arena is "run" by unpaid interns and minimum wagies
you have to see it to believe it the amount of rigging it's being done to push the val surveil deck
>>96457422>still hasn't sold the account
Im gonna buy it for a reasonable price but xhe wont give me one
>>96457422You stupid Baiano
>topdecks the one ringbrawl is a very high skill format
>>96458062why did the retard even concede?
>>96458166no sac outlet for his own one ring im assuming though he could have at least drawn 11 more cards in an attempt to find one but maybe he just didnt have one in his deck at all and knew that it was over
man these matches are such rng fiestas with this guy, finally got 2 at once, only 1 left for the emote
>>96458299wait am i retarded or why didn't i get this shit? i have only yargle in my deck so there is no chance i didn't play any other creature
>>96458318Hover over the medallion, you have to play at least 5 creatures.
>>96457043marvel has their own digital card game, so they didn't grant wotc the digital rights to the spider-man set (and other future marvel sets). hasbro said fuck it and went ahead with this clusterfuck of a solution.
>>96458553Companies are so fucking retarded. Not adding Spider-Man to Magic isn't going to cause people to start playing Snap slop and Spider-Man in Magic isn't going to take away the 50iq tards that play that shit either.
I think id be perfectly fine with this Universes within bullshit if they made physical copies of that too. Market it as an option for people who arent as into the Universes Beyond set. Double their money, and it would make MTGA players feel like they arent playing at the kids table with their made up cards.
Does that mean that there's a plane where population's just filled with spider people? Are there even other creature types in the set, seems like all of them are human lmao. What's the name of the plane?
do these people think their combat tricks gain extra stats if they tank for 1 million years before playing them?stop wasting so much fucking time, wtf
tfw when you purposefully tank your rank so as to get points instead of the token cause the token is only valid for 1 month and this month's "standard"
>>96459769I qualified in limited and probably won’t play. I have no desire to play standard it’s genuinely unplayable . Even beyond Vivi the other tier one decks are also lame and unfun to play with or against
>>96459779>Even beyond Vivi the other tier one decks are also lame and unfun to play with or againstfinally a quote from a draftfag i can agree with
>>96459769>tfw you don't sell your account and instead grind mythic
>>96455939Never even remotely said that.
>spider people set >???? >profit
