>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/view>Last Thread>>96400724
Favorite Followers and Empire Items in Jumpchain?
>>96435828The Guild Base and its NPCs from Overlord.
>>96435828I'm pretty sure you can get Rome in Empires of Antiquity
if dog man best friend what woman best friend?
>>96435971Demons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhK2ev_O-pc
>>96435828It's not exactly an Item but I like empire you get in Stellaris. Almost the whole jump is customization for it.
Finished Who Made Me A Princess. Small jump I've been wanting to do for a few years. Probably my smallest jump yet honestly. As always, feedback is appreciated.>https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Ibr6M2OCfGzKfxkesDZCpu7C2Et8WdSf/view?usp=sharing
>>96436445>As always, feedback is appreciated.At a glance, add some more drawbacks even if they're more general/genre trope stuff that the story leaned on. Shouldn't be too difficult to get 3 per each tier up to +400 even if that means downgrading one of the +600 ones.
>>96436525Sounds kinda pointless honestly, it's not like there's that much stuff to spend cp on to begin with anyway. And making drawbacks based on genre conventions rather than story specific stuff seems like a terrible idea in general.
>>96435971Also dogs, but only for a certain kind of women
>>96436445>A Second ChanceWhat if I'm a drop in?
>>96436616I don't know, fanwank responsibly. Probably just places you at normal jump start or something.
>>96436536>Sounds kinda pointless honestly,At least 2 per tier then. The choice of 'yes or no' isn't anywhere engaging as 'yes and A/B'. As it is now, it's odd that there's so many solid ideas for major detriments but virtually none in the nuisance to minor persisting issue range in terms of issues the cast may have faced or would be a logical problem in the setting.
>>96436717I mean, most of the problems in the story were either fairly major or entirely about characters interacting. It's not a particularly complicated story so there's not that much to draw from.
>>96436729But that makes it even easier? Plenty of jumps have had drawbacks that go to the tune of having the same personality/neuroses as someone who isn't the most personable one in the cast like being stubborn/paranoid/chuuni.
>>96436767There's already a couple drawbacks about that, and the rest of the characters are fairly normal people. Like I said, it's not a particularly complicated story. It's mainly dealing with a handful of massive issues and once that's solved there's pretty much no problems left.
>>96436445>Jeweled EyesHuh, not just “Your eyes shine like jewels”, but your eyes are jewels, at least in appearance.
>>96436976Yeah it's genuinely kinda cool. Pic related.
>>96436445[Who Made Me A Princess]Drawback: Plot Magnet (1200)Royalty Like A Fairy Tale (Free)Jeweled Eyes (Free)Scary Motherfucker (1100)Forbidden Sorcery (900)Warlock (600)Branch of the World Tree (0)Noble Wardrobe (Free)Emperor Claude de Alger Obelia fixed the court with his steeliest, most nerve-wracking stare as he watched his tiny terrified daughter protest her confinement in the Ruby Palace. He furrowed his brow, one nerve pulsing on his temple. "Enough. We will consult my grand vizier on this matter""...G-grand Vizier? Eh?! Father, since when have you ever had a Grand Vizier?""Why daughter, how could you have possibly forgotten your LEGITIMATE half-brother who has ever been my trusted spymaster, underhand and general troubleshooter ever since he graduated top of his class at Warlock University?" he said archly, as I strode into the royal court.It was as impressive an entrance as Charles' fell moods. My monocle gleamed with royalist malice, as I twiddled my moustache with such sublime smugness that nearby courtiers started feverishly imagining the schemes I was about to set in motion. A slight nod or an ironic leer was all it took to conjure the possibilities of blackmail I had on any member of the court-save of course, it's ultimately authority."Grand Vizier. How progresses your assessment of my daughter's correspondences?" asked Charles, as my sister sputtered in protest"It is already done, my Emperor and father. I have completed my tactical assessment in triplicate. Aside from the task you assigned me, there is another pressing matter but it can wait" "Smart boy. Unlike SOME of my children, you always were punctual"1/3
>>96436984Looks neat. A quick search got me this as well. Would we be able to change the color post jump?>Domestic Worker>This perk is not required if you picked the Servant originI take it you were going to have a third origin?
>>96437016"For starters, there is no evidence Princess Athanasia has any intention or association with poison-related assassinations. Indeed, I would go so far as to say the Princess DOES NOT COMPREHEND the composition of poisons given yesterday, she tried to eat a mouldy putting. It is no exaggeration, my emperor, to say the princess is more successful at poisoning herself than any othe member of your household""I-it smelled fresh though!!" protested my sister as ignoring her, I moved on."I have here for you a comprehensive file on how the princess is naive to the politics of the realm, and has had no contact with the outside world. This was verified by-""Get to the point boy, you know full well YOU verify everything""-as you command. In short, Athanasia is not a threat to you politically save in one regard"The room dropped a solid two degrees. "Elaborate" said Claude icily as Athanasia fidgeted."Speaking bluntly, her present existence is a deadweight loss on the throne's economy, and reflects poorly on the throne" I spoke smoothly. "It served the throne's purpose to isolate her in a hovel, and now it burdens the throne to have a member of royalty living like a peasant. Dissidents can always be...disappeared, but the optics alone could foment resentment in the future""Recommend a solution""She is not a legitimate heir, so use her as figurehead. A people's princess" I said, clasping my hands together villainously. "When your schedule permits, I suggest a grand tour in which you publicly take her on long walks in the garden, pamper her with a jewels and gifts, and refurbish the Ruby Palace. I know an excellent, affordable contractor who may or may not be a magical raccoon that can get the job done for less than the cost of one (1) royal banquet. You and your daughter will then coordinate to have her publicly donate the excess funds and a percentage of those gifts to improve public works; I will of course run the numbers so this is affordable"2/3
>>96437025"Fools" I concluded, as Athanasia blinked owlishly at me and he matched my villainous chin-stroking, "ask if it is better to be loved or feared. The wise man knows that in times of plenty, it is a show of strength to be both. The funds used to sustain Athanasia's living quarters can be reinvested into a long-term political tool for your kingdom's stability. They will love you for pampering her, and respect you for teaching her to be a noblewoman who looks after the commonfolk, and thus you will temper their fearful respect with admiration. You will even be an aspirational patriarch, for all the fathers of the empire""...it is as you say. Byblow or not, we must make use of all the resources of this court for the sake of my rule. Including my own blood" said Claude, nodding. "See to it, then. Now, the pressing matter?""Yes. There IS an imminent threat to your reign: Magical interference" I said, presenting two amulets to Claude. "I have evidence there is a malignant spirit haunting this castle, and it's target is Jennette""WHAT?!""Yes, you can tell from the miasma of black magic surrounding her which is definitely from an external source. Anyway, that's another reason why you should take a royal holiday and publicly pamper and adore this illegitimate girl. Hopefully it will trick the spirit into avoiding Jennette when it thinks Athanasia is your preferred child. Moreover, there are complex magical theories suggesting that headpats, cuddles and the parent-child bond are anathema to evil spirits'"Yes. Yes, at once! My Grand Vizier, I am leaving at once to save my Jennette. I trust you to watch the throne while I'm gone" said Claude, striding with purpose as he picked up Athanasia by the scruff of her neck. "Come, child. You will be loved AND pampered. This is non-negotiable"I sat back in my throne, my diabolical plan to secure the empire's stability by tricking Claude into becoming a loving father for Athanasia having come to fruition.3/3
>>96437021>Would we be able to change the color post jump?Meh, sure, maybe when you enter a jump you can decide some other gem to use for your eyes.Alternatively, since it's a magical trait rather than anything related to genes, you could get gud at magic and just modify it directly whenever you want.>servant originFuck I forgot about that. Yeah it used to be an origin but I decided to make it a drawback instead.
>>96435828I like having a half ghost village from DP and then expanding it.It can be a fun source of superheroes later on.
>>96437033>Meh, sure, maybe when you enter a jump you can decide some other gem to use for your eyes.>Alternatively, since it's a magical trait rather than anything related to genes, you could get gud at magic and just modify it directly whenever you want.Those work. Have a build.>Origin: Nobility>Exotic (Free)>Jeweled Eyes (100)>Royal Talent (300)>Noble Wardrobe (Free)>Palace (200)>Branch of the World Tree (600)>New Friends (Free)>Plot Magnet (+200)
>>96436445>Looks at the fox on the coverI wish to be fluffy, why can't I be fluffy here?
>>96437133That's not a fox, it's a holy beast, see the Prepubescent drawback.>>96437124Many thanks.
>>96437141That gives me a holy beast I can't cuddle, which is sad.Also I was asking to BE fluffy. I wish to be the beast.
>>96437141>Many thanks.Thanks for the jump. Would the Branch of the World Tree work on the Dark Misfortune drawback?
>>96436445Does the Branch of the World Tree item give you multiple branches? It mentions multiple branches at random in the middle. >Who Made Me A Princess>Origin: Nobility, M, 18>Drawbacks: Plot Magnet +200, Innocence +400. +600 1600>Perks: Exotic, Jeweled Eyes (Opal) -100, Forbidden Sorcery -200, Veteran -400, Warlock -300. -1000 600>Items: Noble Wardrobe, Branch of the World Tree -600 0I never knew how much I wanted something like Jeweled Eyes before today. I've got bitching iridescent opal eyes because holy fuck yes. Anyways, I went for a pure magic build because of course I wanna be the secret most overpowered spellcaster
>>96437153>I was asking to BE fluffyYou should probably use a jump where a fluffy animal is more than a minor side character then.>>96437156Yeah pretty much, it's one of the solutions.>>96437182I was considering it but decided against it, I guess I failed to properly change the description.
>>96437246>Yeah pretty much, it's one of the solutions.Interesting. Not relevant to my build, but I saw the combo and was wondering.
>>96437246Even if it's minor, why no item/companion option for them?
>>96436445Based
Got annoyed at the old jump. Played through the games again. Made a new one.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sw32Tav6JT2d4WvZcVo4l1V05VdduZHTU2Bo7UGpcFE/edit?usp=sharing
>>96437616Requires permission to view, please right click and set the share options.
>>96437616Access denied
>>96437616>>96437637>>9643763810/10 nice jump
>>96437616>>96437637>>96437638I don't think he's coming back.
>>96437616>Uploads jump>Declares old jump was annoying>Denies access to new jump>Refuses to explain>LeavesHoly based.
>>96437637>>96437638>>96437647>>96437694>>96437748Weird, I thought it would allow viewing by default. Try now.
>>96437784>GenericAnon jumpEw
>>96437784Gratias, I can now view the jump.>UnmarkedI am of two minds about this. As a jumpmaker I feel it's a bit like giving everyone in Resident Evil a free vaccine from all viruses forever just for showing up. As a fan I know full well how absolutely the Brethren Moons win. I would still suggest charging, I dunno, 300 CP for this given fiat immunity to the Markers is something lots of people would kill for-and that Isaac survives 3 games without anyway....actually scratch that, I think you should remove the perk because AND FUCK YOUR MARKER and Make Me Whole already provide coverage.>Necessary sacrificesMay want to qualify/reword the maximum consequences you can waive so that other people don't get crushed when you throw yourself off a building>Stasis moduleUh...rational for stasis tech immunity?? I don't remember Isaac getting into many fights with other stasis module usersLooks fine otherwise.
>>96437828I feel like it should stay, but give strong resistance, pay to keep for future jumps.
>>96437852You know what, fair. This is a compromise I could get behind.
>>96437828Stasis immunity is mainly because you can break a container of stasis energy at your own feet without being affected, somehow. Unmarked is because of how pervasive and seemingly unstoppable the signal is, but the danger of it is a big part of the setting. Maybe a little tweak.
>>96438320>Stasis immunityThat...seems strictly like a weird gameplay thing to me but I guess we have perks for stuff like that. Anyway, for tweaks like I said I'm okay with >>96437852. Do give Necessary sacrifices another look too.
>>96436445>Korean Otome IsekaislopI consume too many of these, so it is appreciated.
>>96436445>This perk is not required if you picked the Servant origin,What servant origin?
>>96435828Speaking of empires, how does Jumper's nation deal with less powerful nations that keep trying to act as they are Jumper's main geopolitical rival but would be instantly destroyed the moment Jumper tried?
>>96437748>picTo be fair small groups of westerners showing up and conquering big chunks of land while being massively outnumbered happened all over the world as wellI find it interesting since it shows potential dynamics between a jumper empire, or a small jumper lead group, and the settings they go tohistorically even just a small tech and culture advantage let's you crush less advanced societiesthough would that pattern hold in modern times?
>>96438801I ignore them because I'm not a puppet of some greedy merchants.
>>96419288>165 - Kill Six Billion Demons>DrawbacksPlot-bound, Targets: The Tyrant, The Broker, The Cult, The Wrecking Ball, The Monstrosity, The Gang, Target of the Thorns, Pursuers, Kill Seven Black Emperors (3800)>Location & TimeSpires>Background choices26 years oldThe OutsiderHuman>PurchasesFound in Madness (Free)Friendly Face (Free)The Master of the Universe (3500)I Choose King (3200)Will to Kill (2600)Creativity (Free)The Eternal Flame (2400)The Conquering Jumper (2000)Reach Heaven through Violence (1400)Hidden from the Eyes of God (1200)Demiurge (700)The Sanctioned Action (0)Signature Weapon (Free, discount)>Ending OptionContinue
>>96436124In Stellaris why are hive minds not way way stronger than non-hive mind empires? They loyalty and organizational advantage seems like it would be overpoweringly strong
>>96439062They kind of are. Shroud Entities and Cetana dominate. It's just that you, the player character for whichever civ you lead, are built different.
>>96439038>Target of the ThornsIt is both funny and sad how hard Juggernaut Star has been punk'd in the story ever since the jump was made.
>>96439263He has only jobbed to Maya (partly) and was defeated in a duel by White Chain and Vigilant Gaze ganging on her. Not really a bad track record. She may still come back for a final fight.
>>96438446It's one of the drawbacks
Which jumps would be make interesting trading partners for jumpers 40k hiveworld? Trade could be happening through the warehouse portal or 40k voidships, which ever is more fun.
>>96440185One Piece. Make a devil fruit factory that doesn't suck ass like the SMILE fruits do
>>96438801Wage Flower Wars for more human sacrifices.
Was Sherman worse than Hitler?
>>96440433Nah. Sherman was American, which makes him better by default
>>96440482As far as I'm concerned communist northerners aren't/weren't real Americans.
>>96440589I'm amazed southoids are still coping even now, all those years later.
How will Shard/Gohancringester ever recover?
>>96440433Oh no, he burned down some buildings that were mostly evacuated ahead of time. What a tragedy. What horror.
>>96440589If you're a southern revanchist, why are you spending your time seething about Sherman instead of Ulysses Khan?
>>96437616Based
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to finally present to you - The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Jumpchain!https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TsNJmH7kSlOxoMow09BaUMsLz-1uPegi/view?usp=drivesdk
>>96440748>(look up photos of the author)eh?
>>96441563Yoooo, thanks for your work Psycho. Will give it a look right now.
>>96441563Is there any way to keep your demon pet alive without making him eat souls? If not can he eat animals' souls?Thank you for the jump
>>96441883They can eat animal souls but I think they don't provide much nutrition
>>96441751is that shard?
>>96442117Does he look Asian?
What are the best jumps one get vehicle storage for the warehouse to deploy them when needed?
>>96442479monopoly gauntlet gives vehicle storage I think
>>96442479Saints Row
>>96442351Shard is Asian?
>>96442634He's from Hong Kong
>>96442351could be good lighting>>96442479Luxury Liner. You can just desummon them when you don't need them.
>>96442708I had no idea, I knew he wasn't American but alright.
>>96440055>She may still come back for a final fight.Bejita-sama-ass angel.
Would you rather be based by absorbing basedness from the world-thus making the world more cringe overall-or cringe by absorbing cringe from the world, thus making the world as a whole more based?
>>96441563Oh wow, it's finally complete. Feels like you started talking about making a Coffin jump years ago, Psycho (and you probably did I'm just not going to go back and check).Have a build.>Coffin of Andy & LeyleyOrigin: Berated Brother>Perks-Witty Banter-Pickup Line-Proficient Puzzler (900)-Toxic Love Story (800)-Studious-Not An Idiot (700)-Mr. Smooth (500)-Artist (2D Art) (400)-Cutie (300)-Sick Surgeon (100)>Items-Meat-Cleaver-Incredible Mop-Ciggies-Coffin Apartment (0)>Companions-Stupid Sexy Sibling (Clingy Imouto)>Drawbacks-N/ALet's be honest, you and I both know what I'm here for. Aside from that, this world and a lot of the people in it kinda suck, and though I took the surgery perk getting involved with the demon summoning or the organ harvesting seems like a good way to die. Not the best first jump, but I should survive.Maybe I'll try looking into angel summoning? This world seems to have a touch too many demons, need to balance that scale if it's at all possible. Then again, wouldn't be too surprised if the world has hell and no heaven on the other end...
>>96443234Thanks for the build!>Angel summoning Yeah, about that... Demons in the Coffin verse are just extremely corrupt human souls that maintained consciousness and now feed off other souls to survive and grow more powerful. So there's probably not angels or if there are it's like the inverse somehow
>>96441563[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]Drawback: Sociopath, Marked (1400)Bland BystanderWitty Banter (Free)Pick Up Line (Free)Beneath Notice (Free)Sick Surgeon (1300)Big Business (1000)Sex Machine (600)Meat (Free)Cleaver (Free)INCREDIBLE MOP! (Free)Ritual Components (Free)Black Company (300)Demon Buddy (200)Psycho GF (100)Stupid Sexy Sibling (0)It wasn’t the most sophisticated organ harvesting operation I’d ever busted. Truth be told, it was smalltime compared to what the cartels and triads get away with on a daily basis. But the actual hint of demonic intervention did make it stand out even if, as I pointed out to Elodie, demons probably found the triads and cartels too unnerving to work with in this universe.“You are under arrest” Elodie told my geographically closest competitor as she cuffed him. “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used against you-““Uh, can I ask who’s actually arresting me?” he drawled. Elodie flashed a scrap of psychic paper at him with the indignant outrage of someone who didn’t have the patience to go through the proper channels before more people got hurt. His eyes widened. “Well, damn. The IRS finally caught up with me. Alright, I’ll be in touch with my lawyer-““Yeah I bet you will. Fortunately” said Elodie, pointing at me, “I happen to know a VERY good lawyer, bureaucrat and general stain on society!”“You like cutting people?” I asked him when we were alone. “Yeah. What’s your poison, anyway?” he asked. “Numbers and forms. I get off on organising systems efficiently”. We nodded in the unspoken understanding of men who by their very natures were rewarded by the same society endangered by them.1/?
>>96443501Several hours later I was still patiently waiting for what passed for the justice system to finish cutting through all the legal bullshit needed to cross-reference the corporate structure and allocate responsibility, as well as collating evidence on all the upper management guys who had actually called the shots and escaped in golden parachutes. I was entirely in my element. Elodie looked torn between absolute despair at how in a realistic modern Earth, you couldn’t just magical girl beam away all your problems or use the Planeteers’ rings to manifest a miracle. And weird relief that just for once, I was actually using my divine aptitude for bureaucracy for benign purposes.“Hey, I’m home” I announced to the battlefield that was my household. “hEy iT’S mY bUddY!” screeched the unearthly presence that had been rooming with me for a few weeks and that I’d named Bernie, while the women continuously tried to kill each other, were revived by me, and promptly tried to kill each other again. I settled in for a nice, bracing round of Tekken 7 after a long day mastering the corporate jungle.“sO wHAt dO yoU DO all DaY aNywAY?” asked Bernie, maining Kuma“I make and sell solar panels” I said, maining Heihashi.“ThAt’S nICE”“Not really? The components are made by child labour in an asian country you’ve never heard of, then stamped and packaged with enough certifications to make them appealing to progressive types and corporations looking to justify raising their property prices. The whole system is effectively a cool kids’ club designed to cut out the competition for failing to comply, all the while feeding on the literal lifeblood of those exploited to get a head start for the business”“Wow. That’s messed up, man” said the demon in a totally normal voice.2/?
>>96443505“Someday all of this will be reformed” I said, spamming kicks. “All of it. The entire system is rotten down to the roots, and too many people have skin in the game for a simple solution to be applicable. Ironically, those best suited to doing so without creating more problems are, well, people like me. Elodie’s always asking me why I have to go full totalitarian, and I’m always asking her why she WON’T. Whether it’s the depths of the demon world or the boardroom, sooner or later all of human civilisation comes down to selling your soul. It’s just that some like to buy up a soul in instalments instead of pay a lump sum”My watch beeped. “Speaking of, it’s time to pay the piper” I added, heading into the demonic portal that spontaneously opened up.“WELCOME, MORTAL” screeched a much larger and more imposing demon, “I AM CERTAIN YOU DO NOT WISH TO PART WITH YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL! KNOW THAT THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS INEVITABLE-““There was a time” I interrupted, “when I’d contest something like this on general principle. But you know what? You can have this one. Take it”And before the perplexed demon, I ripped my own soul (the one from this world) out and handed it over. “Go on. Take it. Take. My. Soul” I said. “A transaction was made, and I intend to honour it”“UM…” said the demon, twiddling it’s thumbs as it stared at my soul. It had been rendered into a shade darker than matte black yet simultaneously reflective like obsidian, and blinding light encircled it like a black hole’s event horizon. “THE THING IS…AND I MEAN THIS IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY..” it tried, as geometric crystals of white light pulsed from my soul, and words of Correspondence scrawled themselves in it’s surface before flickering out. “…I’M NOT SURE I…WANT YOUR SOUL ANYMORE…?3/?
>>96443510What’s the problem?” I demanded. “It’s a perfectly good soul. Look, it’s achieving the Final Shape as we speak! That’s top quality cultivation right there!”“YEAH UH, THAT’S KIND OF THE PROBLEM. IT’S CREEPING ME OUT, MAN!”“I don’t have to listen to this” I said, outraged. “Sir, this is a perfectly good soul of serviceable quality that I knowingly and in good faith traded for success in my corporate ventures. You will honour the agreement or I’ll sue you for legal liability”“NO! NO I WON’T! IT’S CREEPY AND IT’S CORRODING MY DIMENSION AND I THINK IT WANTS TO EAT ME!” yelled the demon. “THAT IS HOW YOU KNOW IT’S A GOOD QUALITY SOUL! Stop trying to cut costs on reasonable business agreements, that’s how we ended up in this mess in the first place” I yelled. And outraged by this breach in proper business etiquette, I chased the demon around it’s own surreal realm, solved various symbolic puzzles the demon tried to hide behind, tanked a vision of hanging myself and finally, cornering the demon, FORCED it to take my soul.“The nerve of some people! Can you believe it?” I complained as I came back from that realm to fuck my wife/sister-wife, pretend to sleep and calculate the next quarterly earnings.Later Bernie told me that a friend of a friend with a cult side hustle in the city had some problems communicating with his humans, and I vaguely remembered one of the kids evacuated from the apartment looked like he had some talent as a warlock, so I decided to do everyone a favour and pull some strings to get him in touch with the demon because honestly despite the blatant nepotism involved it was objectively less evil than going into corporate. And that’s how Andy became the high priest of Lord Unknown’s cult.4/4
JJK anime is making a return in January 2026, so what did you do in JJK?https://youtube.com/watch?v=RYI-WG_HFV8
I want my chain.
>>96443953We all do
>>96443810I’d answer but I…kinda already gave you a detailed answer and rationale over on the bunker so I feel like I’d just be re-ranting. Anyway, hooray. It’s not highbrow entertainment by any means but I can salute the effort put into sound design and animation compared to most anime these days. Sad that Demon Slayer is it’s closest competitor even though both are thoroughly, aggressively mid.
>>96443810I was just the protagonist's femboy childhood best friend and comic relief character. I specifically went in with Shrodinger's powers so I could fuck with everyone, even Sukuna in the protag's mindscape
argent gets so fucking offended when he thinks people are targeting him it's hilarious
>>96444255Yes, the person who has been told to his face that he's being targeted is being paranoid thinking people are targeting him.
>>96444255>Bringing bunker drama hereI'll call it out here just like I call it out there.GO BACK.
>>96444268Shitposters would never tell someone they're being targeted because it's funny.
>>96444295>Shitposters would never do something that's literally exactly what a shitposter would do
>>96444268hi argent
>>96444268Consider for a moment that the guy you're replying to is probably Generic himself and realize you're wasting your time.
>>96444331God I wish I had mod powers here.
>>96444331stop replying to yourself
>>96444345In all honesty, getting rid of Generic jn a permanent sense would see a marked increase in thread quality across both sites but basically nobody is willing to commit to it because we 1) lack mods here and 2) he hasn't 'technically' done anything wrong despite freely admitting to targeting jumpmakers to remove them from the community, intentionally falseflagging, and shitposting to incite drama.
How Autistic are you when it comes to Jumpchain? I just stated up equipment for overlord because I can't stand the vagueness of the description. The punchline though is this isn't even my jumper's main equipment this is shit equipment she is using as a disguise. I either need a chain like that one poster or medication. I would prefer the former personally.
>>96444255Considering that he was acting perfectly cordially until a literal ESL retard intentionally started shit over Changed being in uploads and then flipped the fuck out on him after blatantly misinterpreting what he said, I think he has a right to be pissed. You act like any jumpmaker wouldn't be equally as much of an asshole if you kept pissing them off for no reason then pretend to be shocked once they've had enough and lash out.
>>96444357I can assure you, I'm not Generic. I've been shitting on Argent for fun since the Terra Hypnovagina days.
>>96444382I have dnd character sheets with feats and skills for my builds. I have an excel doc with math for item duplication plans on how long it takes to use the Genesis Spell to build a planet. It ranges from single spell to galaxy size with input options and percentages.
>>96444414>I can assure you, I'm not Generic. Nah, you and Generic are the exact same to me because you're basically the same flavor of two-bit whore who can't even properly channel your hatred in a way that Gohanposter does daily. You basically only sit there seething over this ne guy until he shows up, posts some stuff in the thread, then you shit out your dusty vagina because he's getting interaction and your shit jumps aren't, so you intentionally rile him up to start shit then come crawling back here to say that he's acting out whilst leaving out the fact you're the one who keeps picking fights until he snaps.
>>96444425Damn that's impressive.
>>96444429Okay Argent lol
>>96444434Don't need to be Argent to call you out, Generic. I don't think you realize that everyone here hates you far more than you believe they do for Argent.
>>96444429Name a single jump he has made that is actually good
>>96444444Name a single jump Generic has made that is actually good first.
>>96444446He got sexts, anon. You lost.
>>96444454No, Generic. That's not how this works. Post a single jump of yours that everyone can agree is actually good or fuck off.
>>96444444Check 'em
>>96444459Rent free.
>Generic got sextsThe worst timeline.
>>96444468Yes, Argent lives rent free in your head. We know.
>>96444446Sexts, you lose.
>>96444430Sample, casting the genesis spell only once a week (minimum spell time) for an entire decade will only net you 12% of Texas. I also have a page for the Pathfinder miracle spell for the same thing. The glitch Shelf/Minecraft hopper Item dup combo (150 items per minute) and a Cthulhu save The World calculator. That does not include the D&D 3.5 magic item creation page where I have the math formula for making custom enchantments because of the Forgotten Real;m crafting perk. That perk is so busted. On that page I even listed out healing items by ever healing spell and spell level. According to enchanting rules it ranges from +1HP at 2,000GP for the weakest Cure Minor Wounds cantrip up to 19.6 million for a level 35 True Regeneration ring (35+4d8 + limb regrowth). This is the healing per round.
>>96444469Genuinely, he might be worse than Gohanposter has ever been.
>>96444476Gohanposter can be easily viewed at a glance, that makes it easy to tune him out.
>>96444476>>96444479It probably also helps that Gohanposter has not self-admitted one of the only reasons he comes here is to run off other jumpmakers and shitpost the threads to death. He's entirely focused on his neurosis to the exclusion of all else. Generic will literally run people out of the community to give more room to him forcing his garbage down everyone's throats and demanding he be praised for it.Like, it's really fucking convenient that the first time he got Argent banned and caused a massive multi-post tantrum over Changed, he then immediately tried to push Last Sovereign onto our drive and even falseflagged after the fact to act like it wasn't him. And now that Changed has been removed, he's acting like other shit of the same bent hasn't been allowed on it before and is citing actual shitpost jumps as examples of us removing ecchi jumps from the uploads.
>>96444476Misguided or not, Gohanposter actually put passion into his jumps. That’s more than can be said about Generic’s.
>>96444459>>96444469Again. Not Generic. You're giving yourself away by thinking only a single person is against you Argent
>>96444530>Again. Not Generic.How many times has Generic used this exact same tactic of claiming that he wasn't Generic then it turns out well after the initial shitstorm died down that it was in fact Generic starting shit for no reason, again?
>>96444444Even Argent's very worst jump has more effort and time put into it than all of your jumps combined.
>>96444535NTA, but I dunno, how many? I'm not as obsessed with him as you seem to be, so I don't recall. Surely you can point to said behavior in the archives, yes?
>>96444540>NTA, but I dunno, how many? I'm not as obsessed with him as you seem to be,Nice try, Generic.
>>96444540>Surely you can point to said behavior in the archives,Would be easy if you used a trip or name like everyone has been asking you to do since you got here, Generic.
>>96444544>>96444550Kek. Not surprised.
>>96444555>I'll post my smug Baki image, that'll show 'em!
>>96444555>Posting a pic of the guy who got so far up his own schizo ass that he retard raged when someone flipped his imaginary table
>Sexts >concurrent double-tripsIt's clear which side of the argument God objectively favors.
>>96444564The one that damns the entire internet like he did Sodom and Gomorrah.
>>96444558>>96444561Dunno what else you expect me to do when you keep accusing me of being someone I'm not based on nothing more than wishful thinking. You people are as delusional as Russiagate libs.
>>96444564>sexts of 4's in a row>4 is death in JapanYep, Generic is favored by the Devil confirmed.
Let's combine The Last Sovereign and Changed into one jumpdoc and spam the uploads folder with it.
>politics out of nowhere Y'know, I've seen Generic do this exact fucking shit out of the blue every single time he's called out and I've never been able to figure out why. It's like, the fastest way to sus out that he's shitposting without bringing up one of his triggers like supplements or something.
>>96444575I'd rather not have anything from Generic's share elbow room with anyone else's jumps, let alone be merged with them. Not even Gohanposter's jump deserves such a fate and I fucking hate Gohanposter.
>>96444578I've literally never seen him do that. This feels like a case of you assigning imaginary attributes to your bogeyman.
>>96444578>Posts the Chad image >Hates supplements>Retard rages at Argent because furry>Never uses a trip because he can shitpost easier>"That's not me, I swear!"
>>96444591>I've literally never seen him do that. I've seen him do it several times in the bunker. And as we've pretty much established, you've never "seen him" do that because you are blind to your own actions.
>>96444596Him posting the Chad image is even funnier to me because that shit got easily pegged as only being used by the exact sort of faggots who were everything they were making fun of only a few weeks into being used. Nowadays, some of the only places I still see it actively used outside of /v/ are Reddit circlejerks.
>>96444596Doesn't post the Chad image, as confirmed by the mods.
>>96444609Pics or it didn't happen, Generic.
>>96444609Wrong. The only janny who responded merely confirmed that the post blatantly falseflagging and saying he wanted Changed on the drive so he can push Last Sovereign was Generic. I've never seen a single one mention, one way or another, whether or not the Chadposter is him.
>>96444597Nyanko, it's hilarious how you keep appealing to samefagging and the necessity for posting IDs in a community where the mods can see literally everything. The same community, need I remind you, where multiple people were provably tired of your shit and where multiple mods have seen it necessary to warn or ban you.
>>96444622>Nyankp out of nowhereGeneric, please take your meds.
>>96444622But Shard, don't you know that was actually BLADE that spammed Blue Archive images?
Does Generic even actually like jumpchain as a hobby? I've never gotten the impression that he does.
>>96444639He only likes it the way HE does it.
>>96444634I am blissfully ignoring this entire kerfuffle. I’m over on the bunker celebrating the fact that someone else is doing Unknown Armies.>>96444382I am autistic in a narrative rather than spreadsheet way, I need to make convoluted explanations for Jumpchain mechanics and correlate events.
>>96444648>someone else is doing Unknown ArmiesIt's probably generic
>>96444650It probably unironically is.
>>96444650I would laugh with the force of a thousand Asian businessmen if that turned out to be the case.
>>96444648I wasn't actually talking to you, I was just fucking around. As should be evident by "BLADE spamming Blue Archive pics", which was Ric.
>>96444639He does seem like he belongs on the discord, but then they'd actually ban him
>>96444658And he'd have to pick up a permanent name.
>>96444658If he went to the discord, then he couldn't try to hijack them and make himself the center of attention. His sole motivation for coming here is that if he shits out enough low effort garbage and runs out every jumpmaker putting in even a modicum more effort than him, then he'll be the sole arbiter of what is and isn't "Jumpchain". Can't do that on a moderated discord, no matter how deeply they hate the hobby.
You know who’s fault this truly is? Red! You know it just as well as I do!
>>96444670Now why would you think Mommy was the problem here?
>>96444656I am aware. I too, am fucking around.
>>96444691>SpoilerFloozy.
>>96441563Berated brother000cp - Witty Banter000cp - Pick up Line100cp - Toxic Love Story000cp - Studious100cp - Not an Idiot200cp - Mr. Smooth300cp - Development100cp - Got it Going On000cp - Meat000cp - Cleaver000cp - INCREDIBLE MOP!100cp - Coffin Apartment000cp - Ciggies200cp - Scholarship100cp - S.O.L (Sad Older Lady)+100 - Sociopath+100 - Man-MeatTonight we bring you the story of a very sexy boy and a very sexy milf. They're both pretty fucked in the head. With the power of 'being sexy' he drew the attention of a woman who was far past the point of listening to her conscience. Tricking him into letting her into his apartment, she had no idea that she was being lured into his apartment. And then they fucked. Seriously, have you ever seen an animal planet episode about mating between two animals of wildly varying sizes? He was stuck on that like a limpet while she happily did all the housework. They do not fight crime. They do, in fact, do crime. Just a little. Besides the relationship itself. And the cannibalism. And encouraging her deadbeat kids to leave her alone the way only a horny-for-milf sociopath with a cleaver and a craving can. Just a smidge, really.
>>96443364>Demons in the Coffin verse are just extremely corrupt human souls that maintained consciousness and now feed off other souls to survive and grow more powerful.Oh wait, really? Damn.I only played the first part years ago so that's news to me.Well, that only changes my plan a little. Doubt angels are gonna be kicking around in a world like that.Though it does make me wonder if that makes Coffin game count as a cultivation setting.
>>96443364...This is one of those worlds where everything is just shit to a unreasonably dark degree aint it?
>>96445217Kind of. The mundane horrors of corporate greed exert much more tangible influence over the protagonists’ lives than the cults and demons. In fact, one of the nicest characters shown so far is a demon. Everyone in the MC’s family is some variety of sociopath, and everyone has basically given up on holding the instigator of the organ harvesting ring to account. It is just a matter of whether his toxic relationship with his sister ends in fucking or murder.It is grimdark, but in a mundane evils of worst case human behaviour way not a 40K way.
>>96415887Holy FUARK, you really thought you DID something here didn’t you? You thought you could just SLANDER a righteous cautious with your pernicious postulancy? WELL, you have ANOTHER thing COMING.The whole point about CARDBOARDhan is that he FOLDS like a deck of CARDS at the same age as STEELku. This little useless jobber just curled up and cried while CONCRETEku BLOCKED bullets with his face and tore apart NOT HITLER’S TANKS. B-b-b-but muh growth spurt, you incipiently defend PAPER MACHEhan. Well, as any instagram fitness influencer can tell you, any RETARD with a pack full of tren can maintain short term gains with motivation and chemical assistance. A true warrior retains his fighting prowess NON-STOP, much as Android 17 grew only more powerful as a fuarking PARK RANGER. SO, how good is PAPERhan at keeping hold of his strength compared to GRANITEku?L to the fucking MAO.TOILET PAPERhan degraded so far by the Buu Saga he couldn’t catch a fucking BEAN, and by Super CHEESEhan can’t even fucking go SUPER SAIYAN. Meanwhile, TITANIUM BERYILUM BRONZE CERAMIC LITERALLY SUN WUKONG STONEku just gets HARDER and HARDER over time like a REAL MAN. So in FUCKING conclusion, don’t you EVER compare TALChan to his godly tank of a father OSMIUMku ever again.
>>96445354Even barely surviving a few hits from Cell is still way more impressive than tanking a few bullets. Like how a tank staying relatively intact after being in the radius of a nuke (even if it kills the crew) is more impressive than a random bowl from your kitchen no-selling a trip through your microwave. Or are you going to say that Cell is weaker than people like Mercenary Tao?
>>96445374>Or are you going to say that Cell is weaker than people like Mercenary Tao?Zamasu nearly DIED to a fuarking RIFLE so actually yes, under SPECIFIC circumstances a GODDAMN BULLET WITH NO WINDUP GETTING TANKED is more impressive than surviving a CELL JR merely TOYING with you.CONTEXT, fool.
>>96445389Cell was toying with all of the Z-fighters to such an extent that even "CONCRETEku" and Vegita were incapacitated by it.
>>96445396Bejita-sama got up and helped LIABILITYhan over the finish line, while TRANSCENDENTku transcended DEATH ITSELF to give his shitty little marshmellow of a son the assist needed to finish the JOB. If Gohan had just gotten shot he’d have fallen over and died from fear of the bullet.
Should we consider the bunker's banning of Gohanposting an act of war (since it effectively dumps 100% of it onto us)?
>>96445441WRONG, you should consider INSTIGATORhan’s very existence as a declaration of war.
>>96445441No, because this place would still suffer from 99% of it since there's nothing else to drown it out.
Posted the Duskmourn jump! It's done at last.https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Lw99d_hmCRjaYIZcAfbajav7h-00c1hV/view?usp=sharing
>>96444975Thanks for the build >>96445217It's basically just our world besides the demons being humans thing. The evil satanic corporate culture just happens to be a focus of the story slightly
>>96446583Thank you! This will be a WONDERFUL new jump to start an NG+ conquest of MtG after finishing my Perfect Phyrexian/Planeswarden run and going back in time to run an angel strat.
>>96446583>Only able to import 4 Companions unless you take the version that mind controls them all into Valgavoth's servants for the jumpC'mon, just add a normal Companion import option. Also a canon companion option with a normal price.
>>96446583The toy origin will do nicely for my Tails Doll chain.Probably need to come in with something to save my existence since my life is tied to the owner's whims.
>>96446583[Magic the Gathering: Duskmourn - House of Horror]Drawback: Harrowing at the House (1200)Rolled The BoilerbilgesSurvivorGathering of Magic (Free)Collected Company (Free)Fast Learner (Free)Aminatou, the Veil-Piercer (800)Valgavoth (200)Shared TormentX2 (0)-Avacyn: Survivor, Gathering of Magic (Free), Collected Company (Free), Faster Learner (Free), Savior of the Small (300), Glimmerburst (0)-Shrylariatha: Gathering of Magic (Free), Demon of Fate's Design (Free), Welcome the Darkness (Free), Demon's Miasma (300), Terror Eater (0)Well. This took longer to throw together than I was expecting. Mainly because being able to BUY the demon's loyalty outright cuts through a lot of conflict and also furthers more of my schemes in nu-MtG. Anyway it's getting late over here, so while this is a preliminary build I will be back to add a writeup tomorrow about what I'm doing with all these folks. Hint: My Jumper views planeswalkers as an overall more destructive force to the MtG multiverse than any demon in the setting. (Also Shrylariatha is the black mana worldsoul entity who hitched a ride on me in MtG iconics. Funnily enough, after looking into Duskmourn's lore my basic idea for her was VERY similar to the idea behind Valgavoth).
>>96447091>Shard is backing up the demon lord who's been torturing millions of people for hundreds if not thousands of years because of his planeswalker autism
I am considering a side chain but want it to be a little different than my usual chains. I looking for ideas on where to go with it but instead of asking for jumps I am going to ask a different question.If you got a chain what worlds would you want to go to and why? Yes it's perfectly valid to say you want to fuck this or that waifu. That is fine. However where would be a cool place to spend 10 years, where might you enjoy staying for a while?
>>96447286What, to just enjoy the sights or something? Pokemon Snap.If you mean with a full build backing me, I'd be fine with Hollow Knight.
>>96447302I am assuming you get a full build but I am asking where do you want to go beyond the powers you get. where would be a fun place to visit.
>>96447331Kirby, danger is all over the place but Kirby fixes it 100% of the time. Seems like a pretty nice place to be otherwise.Pokemon was the first jump made for a reason, plenty of adventure, battles, and threats are something dealt with your team of friends and other trainer friends.Battle Construction Vehicles is a recent jump by Gene, and the construction companies are lunatics, I approve.Sly Cooper would be interesting, I'd like to meet Sly and his team and perhaps team up for a heist or two. Wacky shenanigans taken seriously are a staple in this setting.
>>96447286Plenty of settings, I don't think I would just name one.
>>96447286I mean, objectively it’s Pokemon, right? It’s got something for everyone.But for me it’s Girls und Panzer. For the Panzer more than the Girls.
>>96447684I don't really get the pokemon craze.I played three games (Platinum, mistery dungeon and Y), I liked them but didn't get into it and don't get 90% of the things people say when they talk about it, simply wait it out.
>>96447708The games aren't really what people care about when they say they like Pokemon, they care more for the anime and surrounding lore.
>>96447721I watched some movie, a bit of the anime, it never pulled me in weirdly as I'm really easy to pull in.
>>96446583Do the cellarspawn companions betray you if you are against their creator?
>>96448054No. I'll add a note about that in the 1.1.
>>96448100Thank you.Also is eating people's fear necessarily damaging?
>>96448173it's probably emotional damage from forcing them to be afraid for long periods.
>>96447286I THINK that DXD is mostly harem antics and non-lethal fights called rating games. I don't actually watch it.
>>96448259>>96447286And Sekirei, which is mostly quasi-married life with a number of busty aliens. There's a mandatory fighting tournament, but the number of actually mandatory fights is tiny, one or two.
>>96448173Not necessarily, no.
>>96447286Exalted The First Age as a Legendary Solar would be a nice place to just visit and tour around.
>>96448372As long as you have your mental defenses active at all times and have told everyone you can about the great curse.
>>96447286Lord of the Rings (and the Silmarillion for the First and Second Ages) seems like it'd be a real cool place to visit.
>>96448402I mean, just for 10 years you may just not get involved into that and just do things like tour the Wyld, Malfeas and some of the big cities and tourist traps for Exalts.
>>96448233>forcing them to be afraid for long periods.I don't plan to do that>>96448325Good to know.
>>96443106Cringe by absorbing cringe. I'm based enough to compensate.
Finished beating the Blaster Master Zero trilogy finally. Really interesting setting-- no guarantees on when the jump will be done, but I plan to work on it in earnest.Do you reckon Leibniz is a reverse trap or a femboy? The devs left it deliberately ambiguous.
>>96449169Are you planning for a companion or something? If so make two companions but one for each gender like the twins from Korra
>>96449169>SpoilerEh, probably leave it up to the purchaser if you're offering them as a companion.But in my opinion, probably a reverse trap based off the OST art for BMZ3.
>>96449169>SpoilerApparently a girl, according to the localization director at least. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDRZVwMp_xw&t=2185s
>>96449381Bleh, goddamn timestamps.The part discussing it is at 36:25.
>>96446583Could you add a basic lands bundle? I like collecting them from each MTG jump. Unless I somehow missed it already being here.
>>96439038>166 - SCP Foundation>DrawbacksSCP-001-α (300 CP version), [CLASSIFIED]’s Most Wanted (100 CP): SCP Foundation , [CLASSIFIED]’s Most Wanted (200 CP): The Church of the Broken God, Power Trip, Heavy Horror, With their facial features [DATA EXPUNGED]!, SCP-001-ω (300 CP version, large number of foes from my past) (2400)>Location & Time>Background choicesChildren of the Scarlet KingNone (2700)>PurchasesSchrödinger's Canon (Free)Memetic Hazard (Sentient Memeplex) (2400)Type Green (1800)Dual Loyalty / Double Agent: Fifthism (1500)Novelty (Free)Colorless Green (1200)Absolute Exclusion Harness (Free)Cosmic Starfish (1000)Red (Free)110-Montauk (900)Crimson Conqueror (600)Calabasas Chain (Free)Seven Sins (400)Demi-Demiurge (0)>Ending Option[NEXT] Continue Chain
>>96447286Too many choices to say for sure, but I would prefer settings that are either comfy or are big enough that I could enjoy exploring instead of staying in the starter town. I've thought a few times about some kind of farmer/ranger jump collecting interesting lands to make a nice world to retire in.
>>96447286>what worlds instead of jumpsI mean, obviously my own jumps (why would you make a jump if you don't wanna go to the setting is a mystery). My general jump list wouldn't change all that much because I generally go because I like settings instead of chasing perks after the first dozen or so jumps. Top three would probably be:Jurassic Park definitely, I've been in love with the movie and resulting series since I saw the first one when I was like 4. The idea of seeing JP dinos in the flesh, hearing the iconic roar of the TRex in person, it would absolutely blow me away. A realization that 'holy shit, this is real, I'm really traveling the multiverse'.Harry Potter, I'm a millennial so obviously that was a big part of my life growing up. Plus I'd be back in the early 90s and early 2000s, what could be better than that? Though realistically I think I'd be severely annoyed by their absolutely retarded homework design. A foot of an essay sounds stupid.Then finally Code Geass, always enjoyed it and it has some of my favorite large mechs. Plus I could help Lelouch when random bullshit ruins his actual good plans. Always annoyed me he lost because of cosmically bad luck.
So is this thread just people playing with their OC's in adventures other people have written before? I dont get what the point of this is, just to like show off how powerful your special character is?
>>96450112It's basically an elaborate imagination game. Go to /cyoag/ if you want a better idea, since this thread split off from that one.
>>96450112>So is this thread just people playing with their OC's in adventures other people have written before?No, it's more like structured daydreaming.
>>96447286The main problem with a chain is there are too many worlds I want to explore. Not for love of waifus, but just new worlds to fly around and sight see.
>>96446583The entry for the toy background implies valvagoth can kill you at any time. Are you under his control in any way?For the doomsday perk>whatever battle you are taking part on must last six more minutes. No more. Should the timing run out-I assume you meant the battle must be finished within six minutes and not drawn out. And how do you determine if the battle is over?What does the scroll of fate do?
>>96449442Ohhh that was a thing in all those MtG jumps. I forgot completely. Yeah I'll add it to the 1.1, great idea thanks.Anyone got any further suggestions?
>>96450299>Immediately get called out as Generic on bunker for supplement autism>Shit talks Argent unprompted on 4chan
>>96450330>>96450324
>>96450335I don't want my shitposting linked to who I am by 9anon.
>>96450359Until Argent posts the update to Changed, that is.
>>96450359Coward.
>>96450335At this point, I think he just stays awake all day and night seething about Argent.>>96450359You're perfectly fine bringing it up here though.
>>96450425Because the mods here don't give a shit.
>>96450431(me)Forgot the nta.
>>96450085> A foot of an essay sounds stupid.It’s a stupid way to measure it given the differences in handwriting, but ultimately that’s only a page or so. And I imagine a lot of it is going to essentially be re-writing passages from a textbook.
>>96450431This is true. I mean he even admitted to it, that he only brought it up here because he doesn't want 9anon to connect his shitposting linked to who he is. Which is only a thing because the bunker has proper moderation who give a fuck when unprompted shitposting happens.
>>96447286There's a ton. First four that come to mind:>CATastropheBasically a perpetual summer vacation with kemonomimi for a decade. Who wouldn't want that?>Touhou/GensokyoAlso seems like a fun vacation world where there's something new and exciting happening every day. The few times there are serious problems, they're either settled with Danmaku, or one of numerous powerful people in Gensokyo deal with them. Just a good place to relax and study magic.>Soul EaterMore dangerous than the other options, but I'm really nostalgic for it as one of my first anime.>Elden RingAlso dangerous, but the world seems so fucking big and ancient, like you can't go five feet without tripping over something cool. Even going out past the Lands Between and exploring the rest of the world seems like it would be super fun.
>>96450349You aren't under Val's control as a toy, he just gave you life and there's no takesies backsies on stuff like that. I'll leave it noted.Also Doomsday works like this: activate it, and a timer starts ticking down. Either win or lose in six minutes or it triggers. Timer keeps ticking down if you run and are persued, but not if you get away.Scroll of Fate just lets you remove all claim fate would have on yourself and on an ally, as Valgavoth apparently made himself immune to fate-manipulation when he took over Duskmourn (as Aminatou notes all attempts to manipulate his fate just slide off him.)
Why did they make a yellow Majin Buu for Daima
>>96447286As in, where I'd like to go if I wasn't getting any jumpchain handouts? Picrel.
Another dumb question about Overlord. Do you think it's possible for players in the new world to change their Avatars in a fundamental way. There are a couple of un-cute slime girls who are Supreme beings. They look like goo rather than a girl. I am sure they won't be happy being stuck that way. If you are going to use the Scenario where you reunite them is there any way to turn them in to cute goo girls?
The fuck is going on with Shield Hero? The LN, the manga and the anime are all telling their own story.
>>96451389Adaptation drift, nothing new. See Tanya the Evil, where she becomes more of a caricature of a human being and her enemies become more retarded with each successive adaptation.
>>96451389That's standard for Japanese stories.
>>96451117To mock the time Gohan got BTFO by a big yellow BEAR, clearly.>>96450425What a WASTE of effort SPENT, when he could be using that time and energy to shit on JOBhan instead. SAD!.
>>96451432>To mock the time Gohan got BTFO by a big yellow BEAR, clearly.Winnie the pooh kicked gohan's ass?
>>96451456Also Goku's.
>>96451460Damn, don't touch his honey I guess.
>>96451321Considering how Yggdrasil was P2W all the way I'd say it's near certain there existed items for cosmetic changes in the real money shop, it's not too big of a stretch to imagine some ended up in the new world.
>>96451473We know Nazarick has a few since Renner used one to become an Imp so she can fuck Climb 24/7 as a reward for screwing over her country from Albedo.
Gohan is way more based than people give him credit for.
>>96451718Gohan is so cringe he deserves to be pulled apart by WILD HORSES lashed to each of his limbs, then kicked around as a limbless torso.
>>96451806Gohan could defeat ORT.
>>96451827Shut your whore mouth you WRONGFUL DEFAMER. Gohan would be BTFO from ORT merely EXISTING in his setting.
>>96451718Even Shard agrees.
Gohan deserves a harem of women who love him.
>>96450330I would like a more traditional companion import option for my eight companions rather than some weird enforced drawback.
>>96446583Oh sick. Even sooner than I expected.Woah, this is pretty big. I bet you hear that a lot, huh? But seriously, I'm gonna need to set aside some time to really chew through it.Thanks for the jump!
>>96451840Unfortunately, Ort absorbs everything she kills, therefore your wife is now a permanent jibber.I'm sorry for your loss, anon.
>>96451982>Jibber What the fuck is autocorrect doing?
>>96451930Gohan deserves a group of men who exist PURELY to follow him around and hurt his feelings while beating him up in a strictly PLATONIC relationship of HATRED>>>96451982MY FIT SPIDER WIFE IS NOT A PERMNANENT JIBBER, HOW DARE YOU, GOHAN’S INSIGNIFICANT EXISTENCE WILL BE DISINTEGRATED INTO COSMIC DUST BEFORE EVEN TOUCHING ORT
>>96451942What tools does Duskmourn provide me to support Gohan in his endeavours?
Anon please. Engaging him only makes him worse.
>>96452046Duskmourn is literally a Gohan death trap, full of bugs to lure him in with his nerd instincts only to CAPTURE and INFEST him after FEASTING on his terror.
>>96452039Maybe this is two stupid questions but... first, how did Ort become the Anti-Gohan and second why is Gohanposter in love with it? It's a big plant/crystal/spider thing.
>>96452055Gohanposter is the funniest person in this thread.
>>96452071>memed to always win>absorbs people to become stronger, constantly asspulls new powers and transformations in the heat of combat>never demoralised, always attacking, always “training”>planetary predator>can regenerate from a single cell>waifu heartIt’s basically Cell in eldritch waifu form and we’ve established that Gohanposter hates Gohan with all his heart so…
I like Gohanposter because he's actually horny for ORT in its true form and that's based.I hate Gohanposter because he doesn't post jumps or builds and that's cringe.
>>96451321For the most part slimes could already transform anon
>>96452088Always has been.
>>96447286If I got a build, then a place like Minecraft. I just want to not deal with people, indulge in loot gremlin and building. I would probably stay the FUCK out of the Nether.If all I got were freebies and drawbacks, then Harry Potter wouldn't be too bad, as long as I was either not in Britain, or not during one of their silly civil wars.No build at all? Difficult, because a lot of settings have some conflict baked in. I guess something like Isekai at Peace? I've not read it, but from the summary, it seems like what it says on the tin is pretty accurate. Or a setting with the RSM supplement - either isekai fantasy, or modern slice of life. I don't think I'd mind being a trophy husband.
>>96452131He made 2 jumps.
>>96452071Gohanposter (Shard) really likes ORT. That's it.
>>96452205>He shat out 2 shitposts. FTFY.
Alright, thanks for the feedback, everybody. Here's Duskmourn 1.1. Fixed the Backgrounds, clarified some stuff, added a more conventional companion option and kept Kneel Before My Legions as strictly optional. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Lw99d_hmCRjaYIZcAfbajav7h-00c1hV/view?usp=drive_link
>>96452460Ah, fixed the background. lol. my bad. wrote it wrong for some reason
>>96452460>https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Lw99d_hmCRjaYIZcAfbajav7h-00c1hV/view?usp=drive_link>perk. Even should you not align yourself with their ideology, they’ll)cuts off
>>96452527Ah, god damn it. Thanks, will fix.
>>96452527Fixed.
>>96447286Baalbuddy. What could go wrong?
How do you guys treat rolling for location?Are you allowed to pay cp to choose your location after you've rolled, or are you fucked?
>>96452934I can pay the points or forgo the bonus points to choose if I don't like the result.
>>96452934I just roll and go with what it lands on.
>>96452934Unless the jump says otherwise I roll and pay to change if it's a really bad roll.
>>96452460Needs an option to have the rooms be attached to non-warehouse properties, since some people don't actually bother buying a warehouse
>>96452088These days, he's one of the ONLY people in this thread.
>>96453170Imagine an argument between GenericAnon and Gohanposter>Hey your jump has too many options, it should follow a simpler structure with less sentence>NOOOOOOOO SHUT THE FUUUUUUCK UP YOU LITTLE TURD I NEED AT LEAST 6 PARAGRAPHS TO EXPLAIN WHY GOHAN IS A LITTLE SHIIIIIT>That’s not how we do things around these parts, it’ll never get on the drive>FUCK YOU EAT MY ASS JUST FOR THAT I’LL MAKE MY OWN DRIVE>B-but it’s not part of the community>DURR HURRR HURR GOHAN GNURRR BASED AND SHITPILLED
>>96453176Iirc he DID get into a confrontation with Generic, and it's the entire reason Generic doesn't mess with him.Gohanposter drowned him.
Rolled 5 (1d7)>>96452460200cp - Beastie000cp - Gathering of Magic100cp - Fast Learner200cp - Don’t Make a Sound200cp - Savior of the Small000cp - Coordinated Clobbering000cp - Wary Watchdog100cp - Rescue Beastie200cp - Line of Mutation200cp - Beastie Beatdown100cp - Dissection Tools100cp - Glimmerlight000cp - Grand Entryway // Elegant Rotunda000cp - Greenhouse // Rickety Gazebo+400cp - Cult HealingBe big. Find people. Help people. Smash monsters. Good plan.Otherwise:Are there no discounts on items?manifest dread>mmake good use-Demon of Fate’s Design>when pressure has eroded their morals are eroding-
>>96453176The Chad Gohanposter and the Virgin GenericAnonThank you anon I needed that laugh
When you think about it, everyone in Duskmourn is constantly exploring Valgavoth's insides. And he keeps inviting more people in.What a slut.
Gohan: Living proof that you can't overdose on basedness, because if it was possible, he should have died 10 times over.
>>96453263they kill him in the end, right? I don't know the story
>>96453192I thought that was Timmy? But yeah Gohanposter tends to defend his turf from other shitposters if they get uppity.
>>96453279IIRC they do not in fact kill him, even the do-anything black loli ex-walker can at best stalemate him by reviving explorers into his innards. They just survive him. Nobody currently alive in the current MtG setting is powerful enough to fuck with what is functionally a sentient plane, except for Emrakul (who’s still sleeping in the moon) and maybe Ugin (who’s is immobile on account of also being a sentient plane)
>>96453279Ah, at last. I've found a jump with a sentient STD background.
>>96453286Hasn't Bolas escaped?
>>96452820Do companions receive stipends? Are there any rules on them purchasing rooms?
>>96453352Bolas has escaped, yes. He is also VASTLY weakened from his previously defeat, and he wasn’t able to actually blow up a plane on his lonesome back then.
>>96452527>sharp. It could leave through solid iron as it closes,is that supposed to be CLEAVE?
>>96452460Couldn't you escape ticket to get for 100 companions that should cost more, like Aminatou? Also if you buy Valgovoth will he be servile during the jump?
Hot take but I really couldn't care less about Silksong. Hopefully this doesn't become a Silksong general.
>>96453460>With this, you’ll be able to get up to one other Duskmourn character to come with you in your journeyOperative word: "other"
>>96453488Honestly I don’t much either. I don’t really care if this does or doesn’t become a Silksong general, but you’re unlikely to hear much about it from me after maybe one jump writeup update.
>>96453495Ok.
>>96453488Of course you don't care about Silksong. The fact that you're the only one that mentioned it and you only did it to complain is entirely irrelevant.
>>96453546They're not good if you wanna eat every day, but the stats are really nice
>>96453556I posted in wrong thread by accident but it figures someone here would answer anyway.
>>96452460Some things I noticed:Minor typo on page 10: MmakeMinor error on page 21: "Don’t swat it" instead of "Don't sweat it"Minor error on page 31: "making sure no eyes are aimed at you" instead of "making sure all eyes are aimed at you"Minor typo on page 33: FA beastieMinor typo on page 39: gremlingsMinor error on page 40: "after with" instead of "after which"And now a build.Background: >SurvivorRace:>HumanJumper is Jumper and nothing else. His mind, soul, and body are inviolable. Hopefully nothing proves him wrong.Location:I have a perk that lets me start near a school, if the jump has one. And Duskmourn does have a cheerleader, which implies a school of some sort. She appears to be in the Mistmoors. Several of the other schoolgirl types also appear to be in the Mistmoors, going by the wooden floors. In that case, I think I'll start there.>The MistmoorsThis place looks pretty comfy, honestly. There's a sort of desolate beauty to it. It feels like the supernatural is a bigger threat than the physical here, which is something I can work with. Cultists, also probably not so bad.
>>96453572Perks:>Gathering of MagicFreebie. Jumper right now is centered in Blue, with White, Red, and Green as his secondary colours. Black is his enemy colour and he currently has no aptitude for it.>Collected CompanyFreebie. It's good to have allies. No investment, no complaints.>Fast LearnerFreebie. Adaptability is important. Jumper has a lot of perks towards learning, so this is some free small synergy.>Glimmerburst: Enduring Courage (300 discounted)Jumper specializes in light magic, so this is a big synergy. Jumper's light magic is literal light magic; visible light and hard light, not holy and not particularly effective against evil or the supernatural, so the power of the Glimmerburst should hopefully expand that sphere of influence into something more effective on this plane.Jumper as of right now is capable with magic but is lacking in the way of physical ability. Plus he's a dog lover and has been ever since his very first jump to world of Pokemon. Enduring Courage fills in some of the blanks in his abilities, making him more physically capable, and giving him something he can use to help his allies. It also helps him nut up a bit, which will surely be important on a plane where fear kills.>Haunted Screen (100)The Mistmoors seem comfy. Too comfy. This is the place where the supernatural are at their most effective. Being able to tell when Jumper's being stalked sounds invaluable.>Hallowed Haunting (100)Similar to Haunted Screen, it's good to be able to check a new area and see if there are any threats outside of Jumper's immediate perception that he should be aware of.>Erratic Apparition (200)I played a game with monsters that did this and it made them obscenely hard to fight. Jumper already specializes in illusion magic, so he could make full use of this going forward.>Fear of the Dark (200)While a strange fit, it might actually be useful. No one expects the lights to go out when faced with light magic and a glimmer.
>>96453578Rooms:>Basic Lands (100 + 200 stipend)Jumper always pick up basics from Magic jumps as a souvenir.You know, he hasn't swagged out his warehouse yet. Maybe he'll give it a Mistmoors coat of paint. I do like the aesthetic.Drawbacks:>Glimmer Hoarder (+100)Jumper has his own and wouldn't want to be in a position where he doesn't have it.>Peer Past the Veil (+100)This is basically a given because Jumper's benefactor wants him to acquire knowledge beyond anything else. While this arguably makes things more difficult because it makes preying on that goal more easy to take advantage of, that was going to happen eventually anyways. If the threat is inevitable, it's better have those morsels of knowledge sooner rather than later.With the points from that, I think I can round out my build some more.Items:>Ancient Radar (100)An early warning system is quite useful in a horror setting. The Mistmoors are too peaceful, it would be easy for something magical or supernatural to approach during a moment of relative safety. Or when cluelessly taking the bait when there's a thick book on the ground in the middle of a large room.Companions:>Sir Dazzle (100)Dazzle's perks feel like they'd come in handy when Jumper needs them, and he's another glimmer for Jumper's little hoard. Seems like the type to show up right when he's needed. Hopefully he's punctual if it comes to that.Jumper would like to take Adyseach as a companion for his knowledge, but due to some circumstances I don't think Jumper would be able to fulfill his end of the contract. He'd have to leave Adyseach behind on Duskmourn.Mommy Lucia is just my type, but I won't force that on Jumper.All in all, I liked it. A fun jump.I think Jumper's making it out.
In a hypothetical future where the absolute truth was revealed, would you be more surprised if Shard actually WAS Gohanposter or if Shard actually WASN'T the Gohanposter?
>>96453589I would be equally surprised if he was the source of all gohanposting and if he wa of none.
>>96453589I would be surprised if there never actually was a discrete Gohanposter, and all along it’s just been random anons going stir-crazy. >>96453602Without love, it cannot be seen
>>96453263His current plan is basically to put the entire multiverse inside him. His sluttery knows no bounds. >>96453286Emrakul probably could kill him, given her level of sheer power and that it's her entire purpose to excise tumors like Valgavoth from the multiverse. But that would mean having to wake her up and then send her over to Duskmourn somehow, which I can picture many as viewing as too risky as well as probably unethical given the fact that any people within Duskmourn will die with it if Emrakul starts to wipe it out. They'd also have to figure out how to do this before Valgavoth figures out the Omenpaths in full and starts expanding on a multiversal scale, otherwise far more would die with him than just Duskmourn.
>>96453667Oh yeah for sure it would be a TERRIBLE idea, all I’m saying is that right now Emrakul is the only character in all of MtG still alive who I think could DEFINITELY smash that moth right now. Because frankly, the multiverse itself turning it’s back on planeswalkers as a concept means there’s really nobody else. Not unless they asspull another super powerful Blind Eternities entity like the ur-dragon that spawned Bolas and his siblings then fucked off forever.
Do you think I could use the Identical Twins perk from the Great Muppets Caper to depower someone in JJK due to that setting's weird twin metaphysics?>Identical Twins (300 CP, Discount Reporter)- For this jump and any following jump, you can select any family/friends/allies you have, and alter their backgrounds so that you are considered identical twins in the setting. All physical features are retained, but people will find it nearly impossible to tell the two of your apart. Even you might get mixed up. One of you might want to start wearing a hat so people can tell the difference.
>>96453654Anons sometimes Gohanpost, but there is a really dedicated guy behind most. Who seems to be Shard most of the time.
>>96453701The main reason I think Shard is “one of the Gohanposters” and not the True Gohanposter is because the True Gohanposter showed up to scream at Timmy in past threads where arguments were genuinely intense and malicious. And where anyone sensible just went for a walk or something. I just feel that on the balance of evidence, it’s more likely that there’s a separate autist with immense autism stamina than that Shard put on a Gohanposter mask like Batman in order to fight the other shitposters at their own game.>>96453675That sounds crazy enough to work, although also it means you need to be family with whoever your target is (unless you’re backstabbing a companion, you dick)
>>96453717>than that Shard put on a Gohanposter mask like Batman in order to fight the other shitposters at their own gameShard is enough of a loony that I actually can picture him doing this and that he simply disassociates that part of himself from the rest. Kinda like how Batman doesn't think of Bruce Wayne as reflective of himself and that Bruce is just an identity he wears out in public.
>>96453738>Gohanposter is Shard’s Batman of Zur En ArrhShit. You may be onto soomething.
>You can go to ArkKnights now via Library of Ruina
>>96452460When using Glimmerburst to grant Glimmers to others, do they operate by the same rules of counting as part of their person and respawning in time? Do they also get the special trait or is that only for the perk holder?
>>96453760Thats... neat?Still wishing for a decent Limbus company jump though. But thats not coming for at least two more years probably.
>>96453760It's only going to be one-way with the Arknights operators appearing in Limbus but not vice versa. So it's technically more like "you can get to Limbus through Arknights", which isn't helpful because we don't have an Arknights jump yet.
>>96453831If the verses are connected then you can surely make your way there. Because surely the crossover characters will find a way to get back home at the end of the event.
>>96453892>If the verses are connectedThat's not how crossovers work in the vast majority of cases like this.
>>96453892Unless it ends up a dream all along.
>>96453717This if anything might be what convinces me that Shard isn't Gohanposter. Mainly because Shard has often been willing to criticize and argue with jumpmakers on many occasions, and Gohanposter has sometimes attacked people for providing criticism.
>>96453899If they are close enough to be connected in-story, they are connected or can be connected while in-jump.
>>96453932So I can visit Guardian tales from Frieren? WowMore seriously I will never get how people manage to make non-joke chains including random gag crossovers
>>96453962From my perspective, it depends on the officiality of the crossovers and the involvements of the authors. Like, for gacha games, crossovers are usually part of the story and the studios are collaborating closely. Things like how Final Fantasy canonically crosses over with the NieR/DoD timelines. Then there are collaborations in supplementary material that I wouldn't consider unless the jump has a toggle for making said non-canon official material canon. For example, Fairy Tail is connected to Eden's Zero and RAVE via official material, but it's a non-canon side story. So unless you take a toggle for include that material, I wouldn't consider them normally being part of the same story.And then there is licensed multi-crossovers like the Shonen Jump Warriors games or Smash Bros, which I would consider to be its own setting and not count them as crossovers for the base jumps.
>>96453990Also, I would consider it usually from the place that initiates the crossover. For example, in Nitroplus Heroines, which serves as prequel for D.Y.N. Freaks, you have all Nitroplus games plus Fate being part of the Demonbane's cosmology. But I wouldn't say that Demonbane is necessarily part of the Fate series comoslogies beyond some vague references thanks to the authors being friends.
>>96447091>Previously on “Somehow, MtG canon returned (in a different timeline)”: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96080959/#96092685The Eightfold Oikumene (I insisted we add different vowels to the name to avoid any association with the worthless Forerunners) advanced the study of magic by lightyears, due to almost-complete attunement to white mana. Where in other worlds angels were generally champions of the dominant mortal races, here angels WERE the dominant race (other than some very abstract animals that fed on faith and logic, the next most common lifeforms were a very peaceful Sliver subspecies and a type of oarfish-shaped dragon that drifted on currents of mana and fed on the confusion produced by the koans they invented).Each world had a different grand working of White Mana. In one, every living being had sworn itself to a feat of law magic that made the Guildpact look like a child’s scribble. In another, the sun itself made all things emulate it, creating wondrous artifacts and exalting angels into goddesses (religious arguments ensued, of course)-and grand works of faith in turn fed the sun’s radiance. In a third, a tree of light created structures similar to the Omenpaths-though used differently, to siphon the mana of other planes, purify it, and return it as white mana (always with a mix of blue and green; without my prior ambition to give white mana the qualities of colourless mana then have Phyrexians spread it on all places, regrettably some dilution was necessary for multiversal stability). A fourth was called the Plane of Faith, for it was to religious fulfilment what the Meditation Realm was to unbound thought. Most importantly of all, a fifth was a great construct of rotating rings etched with eyes that provided precise, sophisticated access to all of time and space.And in exploring this structure, we came upon the grimdark future of a timeline without me.1/6
>>96454072I can’t blame Avacyn for reacting as badly as she did. When we first came upon the dread realm, I was not blind to the uncomfortable similarities it bore to the reality that started all this. I was prepared to bring devastation. To tear out the rot by the roots. Even without casualties, the presence of revelation would have struck the survivors like a hammer. There was, however, one variable that set it aside.The demon submitted instantly to my power. “Are you…certain of your choice?” I asked.“Yes! YES! FREE ME! Just don’t bind me to another prison and I’m yours!” “Anon, we can hardly trust a monster like this!” protested Avacyn.>Lying With Demons, MtG Iconics“Actually? We absolutely can” I said. Shadowy fish-like creatures stirred behind me like the shadow I lacked, and dark laughter filled the air like thunder as I shook hands with Valgavoth. “FINALLY!” he screeched, as I physically wrenched him from the floorboards and drywall in all his mothsome glory. “YES, in your service I will…well, I’m not actually even sure what something like you would even need a demon for” he said, squinting at my gross incandescence “but I am certain we can figure something out!”“As a matter of fact” I said, “I do require entities like you. We are engaged in a crusade, you see. A war against a multiverse without meaning, trapped in senseless cycles of creation and destruction. That war requires butchers, as well as shepherds”“As you say” said Valgavoth, fighting to keep a straight face. “Because” I said, addressing Avacyn directly, “as much as I would like to win with angels alone, do you remember how Serra died? Creator. And goddess of angels”“Of a broken heart” said Avacyn, bitterly. “And to a Planeswalking thief unfit to lick her boots” I mused. “I am not blind to the flaws of white mana. Nor to those of the black. You” I told Valgavaoth, “must be improved through trials”2/6
>>96454077I snapped my fingers. Psionic entities hauled in a great vat of black liquid. Manifest fear harvested by a technique I’d discovered in Alma Wade’s reality. Valgavoth sniffed in curiosity, then hunger, then elation as he slobbered all over the vat which loomed taller than the tallest visible structure in his world. “Is that…is that all for me…?!?!”“Enjoy. And remember! There is a price” I told him. Without another word he hurled himself and stuffed himself, literally gorging on fear, sucking it down every pore of being until Valgavoth rose up against as a nightmare of fuzz and chitin. “I LIKE this trial!” he growled.“And now for the unfun part. Even your diminished state, you remember the location and status of every victim of yours, correct?“Yes, what of those insignificant specks?”“Release them. All of them. From death, if necessary. Repair all you have broken” I commanded him. “And honour the promise made to your cult”Valgavoth froze in instinctive spite and wrath. “…master, with all due respect I require SUSTENANCE-“ “Do this thing, and you’ll never go hungry again” I promised the demon. “I am no longer one with my plane, and alas-“ he tried, “Nonsense” I interrupted. “The power I just gave you is more than sufficient”. He sighed. Disbelieving and bitter but bound to my will, the demon heaved. And they came forth as a tide of sorrow: All the glitch-ghosts and the damned souls given new bodies in silk, all the innocents ungently ushered into the square, everyone and everything who had suffered because of Valgavoth’s games. Slashing a hole in reality, I ushered them into the gentlest of my Oikumene worlds. Except the cult, which celebrated as Valgavoth grumpily used his newfound powers to start restoring the plane.>Shaped Finality, Destiny: The Darkness“Good. Here’s your next boon” I told Valgavoth.3/6
>>96454079With Deepsight, it could see the remembered past. The imagined future. And everything in between.“Well? Is it to your taste?” I asked. “It is…everything” breathed the demon. “I can see all fear…from past AND future of this planet! This power-it manifests the intangible into SOMETHING I CAN DEVOUR! I really will never go hungry again!!”“And so, you need not kill to survive” I reminded it. The demon sniggered. “And why should I not stock my larder?”. “Consequences. An EXCELLENT segue into your next trial. Avacyn” I addressed my angelic friend, “anoint the vengeful”Not every soul had dispersed. Not every survivor had left. The most vengeful of the Glitch-Ghosts and the most defiant of humans stared on at the demon, hoping against hope. “Your next trial” I told Valgavoth, “is to stand perfectly still. Without retribution or recall. Until the toll of midnight. With this power, survival should be trivial”“What?! But the indignity of-““The third boon, Valgavoth”“…fine. Come, lesser beings. Take your pound of flesh” grumbled the demon.Immediately Valgavoth was assailed on all sides, called a monster, a glutton, a prisoner in new chains. His offspring and whims tried to protect him but were overrun. Even the lowliest peasant had his pitchfork lit by Avacyn’s light and his courage forged into shining friends. And yet even as slabs of the demon melted off into nothingness, it endured. Pained. But alive.“Are you QUITE done yet?” it demanded right before midnight struck. The last attacker was a woman in a little girl’s dress kicking him in the shins. Their vengeance spent, the last defenders of Duskmourn passed on peacefully in my light.4/6
>>96454087“Are you ready for your final boon?” I asked the demon. “And my final trial” he said, gently patting his surviving faithful. The unfamiliar sensation of affection flashed briefly across his features. “They are one and the same” I told the demon. “…I don’t understand”“You will”>Enlightenment, Journey to the WestAnd using my connection to the Buddha hivemind, I bestowed upon Valgavoth the same redemption offered to those demons who had offered themselves in service of Tiantang. Valgavoth suddenly erupted with white mana. He stood taller, gibbered less menacingly. But above all else, was a sudden surge of…empathy. As alien as a magma flow in the Antarctic, the demon staggered in the face of what it had suddenly gained.An understanding of what it was like to be afraid. “Oh. So…so that is what it feels like…” mumbled Valgavoth“Go, and think on this” I told him. “Then understand the necessity of precise violence. Your belly is full now. No more terror farms”“No…no more…” he whimpered. Avacyn silently followed Valgavoth as he wandered in a daze, uncaring and unseeing as he reflected on all the wrong he had dealt-and how the violence done to him made up but a fraction of the harm he had inflicted.“What have I done?” he whimpered.“You did what so many others chose to in this multiverse, and know this” said Avacyn, hefting her spear. “If you choose to repeat your transgressions then companion respawn or not I will make your existence a living hell”5/6
>>96454089“I cannot blame you!” he cried in despair. “I was…I was going to envelop the multiverse in my darkness! Why would he spare a wretch like me?! I must…reeducate my children. Disband that farce of a cult! And what was that about a respawn?”Avacyn stared off in a suddenly sullen gaze. “…the Planeswalkers. He sees in your a bane against them. As I was a bane against my own maker” “…what”“You were brought here and bound against your will. I suppose from our lord’s perspective, you are no different to any violent prisoner-and a slave to your nature. But tell me, what do you know of recent events?” “Only that those who walk between worlds are trespassing on my land, why?”And Avacyn told Valgavoth of Nahiri’s vengeance. Of Urza’s arrogance, and how he bent the knee to Yawgmoth. She told him of Bolas’ pivotal role in the Mending and the Elderspell crisis, and she told him of a great cataclysm we had foreseen.And drowning in guilt, Valgavoth’s heart hardened as he learned of those who would destroy entire worlds without even the dignity of prolonged terror.And thus, he reached the apodeictic conclusion I had shown him mercy for. Finding meaning in his purpose as a terror-bringer.“You are no longer a Planeswalker” I told the girl who had foreseen all of this, with a distant nod of approval to Valgavoth and Avacyn’s little chat. Tilted events just so, in my favour.“I am not” she echoed, “and you compress all futures around yourself. So I…I pray you will be merciful”“Would you like to be one again? The power of the Elderspell should be shared with the deserving. I have come to enact violence because so many with the Spark do not deserve it. Do you know why I chose this of all times to intervene?”Bravely, foolishly, she took a breath and said to me “It is not too late to convince Jace Beleren not to shatter the Meditation Realm and release Nicol Bolas”6/6
>>96454087>The last attacker was a woman in a little girl’s dress kicking him in the shinswait, is that Marina?
>>96454077you have a way too high opinion of Serra. bitch just fucked off and left her plane to rot the second she had to exert the slightest bit of effort to fix it. is it just because of the totalitarian regime thing?
>>96454380Yes. Although to be fair, I am also making the point that I want demons and angels to work together because of how drastically she underperformed in every recorded conflict. If Avacyn wants to win this without turning Worldsouls into baby Yawgmoths, the Reality Chip or me bulldozing everything with my Taysir+++++ powers, she’s gonna have to bring her A-game. >>96454343Sure is!
>>96453892>>96453932It's very much going to be completely non-canon and have no bearing on Limbus as a story, both because the director has said it is one way and because the story it will have is roughly as short as an Intervallo. This is not some major lore or setting shake-up - it's going to be a funny ahitpost at best.
Gohanposter is the Gohan as seen through the eyes of Gohanposter of the thread.
Having Gohan as a companion would actually be pretty chill
>>96454871Gohanposter is the endpoint of the Heglian dialectic: One man constantly pushing an antithesis he refuses to synthesise under any circumstances whatsoever.>>96454916He's not exactly a hard guy to take care of, just give him his books and a quiet room, and he's a happy fella.
I've been rewatching the MCU movies (other than the first Iron Man they really haven't aged all that well desu) and afer redoing my build, I'm wondering what sort of element to take with A Funny Thing Happend from part 1. I took Touched By Infinity for the power stone so any energy stuff is redundant, and chucking swords like Hela seems a bit gauche, so the only stuff left is weird abstract stuff like "vision" to be heimdall 2.0. Any ideas?
>>96454945Ice?
>>96454945I went with starlight, myself. Earth might be a good one too with how many bullshit metals are starting to show up.
Changed 1.1 has been posted to the bunker.
>>96455706Said jump for the bunker-averse: https://files.catbox.moe/p44z58.pdf
>>96455706>>96455744didn't the bunker reject this from its drive because they didnt want "gay furry latex fetish" jump on their drive?
>>96455766>didn't the bunker reject this from its driveNo.
>>96455766>its driveYou mean our drive?
>>96455794>checks threaduhuhI apologise anon, you are correct!It wasn't "The bunker" which rejected the jump;It was "everyone active in the thread exept the jumpmaker".I stand corrected /s
>>96455821do WE want "gay furry fetish" jump on OUR drive?
>>96455766>>96455832>>96455841Go to bed Generic.
>>96455844literally not generic
>>96455861No, you look pretty Generic to me.
>>96455867>eyerollI suppose "accused of being resident shitposter/troll" is a right of passage.whatever.you didnt actually refute my poinkhdmkt, just insult.
>>96455888>eyerollGo back.
>>96454072Ah shit, this is cool.Makes me wish I was man enough to write my own stories.
Who is your jumper's one true waifu?
>>96454945I went with light, mainly so I could quick jumps at light speed
>>96456015my evil wife i married in Library of Ruina because there's no Limbus jump yet
>>96456052....Okay as someone whose played limbus I gotta ask. WHY?!
>>96455766Yes.
>>96456085evil old woman covered in blood who's every animal at once. need i say more.
>>96456052>>96456192Anon that's a worm-infested husk. You are fucking Not!Zouken's meatpuppet.
>>96456200No she's pretty textually her own person. Sure, there's the worm, but it doesn't puppet your actions. It just gives you the memories and expertise of the Xianren and twists you towards their immortality-obsessed ethos.Hell, the Xianren themselves note the Kong extermination plan was her own extremely impressive idea and that it came from her own demented brain. She's not a puppet.
>>96456015Easy. The Kalosian girl he met (and eventually married) when he was being tested for his Gym Leader’s license. Given that she’s the only companion he met as equals, and that she’s the only one willing to call him out on being retarded, they are the ultimate ride-or-die power couple.
>>96454087>>96454089Could you really beat Valgavoth by just giving him empathy?
>>96456223She might not be a puppet, but it's pretty explicit that the Xianren wipes whoever they were before.
>>96456015It would be Schala if I'd actually manage to keep writing my chains after obtaining her.
So I've been in a slump the last week or so. But I'm starting to get out of it. Have a scene."So, do you enjoy being a cultivator?" The not so old man anymore that was zhon Li asks pouring tea for the two of them."..Come again?" Venti asks blinking. A bit confused at his mentor's question."In your first week here I asked you if you were enjoying being a cultivator. You said you weren't sure and needed more time. I believe enough times passed for you to have a answer.""You did?" Venti asks blinking again as he takes a slow sip of tea."That was...ages ago. I'd hardly remember such a question..." He mumbles mulling on it. Deciding to ask his own. "This tea is.. different from your usual."Zhon li's voice was still gruff when he responded. That at least hadn't changed."Fifteen years isn't that long in the grand scheme of things, and that's because it isnt, and yes-It's imported from out of the empire. I figured it was worth it for the occasion. You don't have a breakthrough everyday after all."The bard looks up from his drink surprised. "Did Ritsuka tell you about that? I haven't really told anyone about that yet."His concerns greeted by amusement. His mentor chuckling and shaking his head."No, No. No one told me. I could tell just by looking at you. Anyone with a bit of spiritual sense and knowledge can tell.""Oh" Was all venti said. He... wasn't sure why that surprised him. It would have been obvious to any along divine delusion or soul compass user who knew him before. When he really thought about it."Well... thank you for the tea then." He mumbles raising the cup in a half toast before sipping it.After a long moment passes. Zhon Li breaks the silence with another question."So how do you feel, having reached the second stage?" 1/4
>>96456550"How I feel?" Venti repeats slowly. Taking a long sip of his tea before he tries to answer such a question."Its... oddly invigorating. The sun feels brighter when its out, my senses sharper, I feel..."The pauses trying to find the right words for what had changed."Greater than you were before?" Zhon li provides."...That would be accurate. But I was worried it'd sound arrogant to say." Venti sighs nodding."It's not arrogant." The soul compass master lightly scoffs shaking his head."It's the purpose of cultivation, it's not hubris to acknowledge the truth. You're functionally greater than the you, you were in the past. Climbed the first mountain. That draws me back to my question though... do you enjoy this life?""Well..." The bard sighs but nods. Deciding to just share his thoughts mostly unfiltered for now."I don't know if your looking for a specific answer here but... I do. I have friends, amazing friends!, I have work in the village that's satisfying. The training even if it takes forever, I don't mind so much either. It can be enjoyable at times to, and magic is fascinating to try and puzzle out for each spell I make."He holds up a finger as he lists off each reason. "And I do... like the feeling of improvement it brings." Venti adds finally lowering his hand."Enjoy it more than being a goat herder?" Zhon li grins knowingly, already knowing the answer."Hmmm I have to say yes. Just a little bit." Venti nods taking a sip of tea grinning back2/4
>>96456015She's white.
>>96456550"Good." The elder nods. "I didn't make a mistake taking you as my student then." Zhon li takes a long sip of tea. Taking a long look at the bard before suddenly saying. "You should get out of here for a little while." Venti blinks "...Excuse me?" He asks looking for elaboration."You've been here at the sect or the surrounding area for 15 years now. You still talk a lot of the visitors or traveler passing through about where their from or what they've seen. And you've just reached the Foundation setting stage." Zhon li provides. Sipping his tea and looking out the window."It seems to me like it's the perfect time for you to get out and see the world your so curious about. Fight some monsters, Do your doctoring beyond our sects villages, cultivate further into the second stage. Learn to walk with some confidence, Grow more fully into who you're becoming."He digs into one of his robes pockets and tosses a jade disc on a string at him. Which the bard catches in the air"I'd say you've graduated from novicehood at this point. You might need this.""What is it?" Venti wonders thumbing the disc, looking down to see his name running down the edge of it. And the words Necluda province, on the other side."Identification. It'll be useful wherever you go. Assuming you're sane and stay in hyrule. Need some way for people to tell who you are if you visit another branch sect.""Oh... well thank you." Venti nods and dematerializes the disc into his ring. "A journey wouldn't be that bad." He mutters thinking about it. "It'd be a nice change." "Exactly" His master says. "Go out and live. Train somewhere else, whatever you wish really. Just don't slack with your cultivation. I have a project I may need reliable hands for soon. I want you on it when I begin.3/4
>>96456550"Oh? Really? What is it?" Venti asks suddenly curious. This only caused his mentor to grin more wryly."Oh no. Thats a surprise for now. You can learn that when you return in... fifty years maybe? No perhaps longer, I need to properly line things up properly. Lets say you get back to me in a hundred years and see where I am for that.""A hundred years?!" Venti has to do a double take looking at Zhon li. "Thats... practically a eternity.""Its really not. but I suppose thats your youth speaking" Zhon li shakes his head unperturbed. "I'm not saying you need to be gone the entire century. Just to come back to me about the project by then. This is no banishment.""Ah." The student sighs. Looking relieved. Okay so his worst fears left unrealized."Very well, I can work with that if I have to... I don't have to do it alone right?" He asks draining the rest of his tea."No of course not. Though I already know what you're thinking. Yes it's fine to bring your friends if you so wish.""Ah great. Great." The student sets down his cup."Well, this has given me a lot to think about." Venti mutters standing uo"I should be going for now then, I still have to go check on midna and I guess... travel plans to make. Thank you for this talk. I'll be back before I leave whenever that is.""Take care." The soul compass master nods. Watching his student go."Take care." Venti echos.4/4
>>96456408Yeah, but I'm not exactly attracted to the Shi Minyin of like 60 or so years ago, I'm attracted to the woman who melded all Boluses into one and was the first to manipulate the fucking Head to use as her personal hitmen.
>>96456015Agrias from FFT.
>>96456015Agrias from Divine Trials. After an upgrade with the Mommydomme CYOA
>>96453831>It's only going to be one-way with the Arknights operators appearing in Limbus but not vice versa.Based on the promotional image it actually seems like the Limbus crew is going to end up in Arknight's world, since the only place in the city with that much open water is the Great Lake and they're nowhere near it right now in the story.And decent odds that the way they justify it is Mephistopheles's backroom connecting directly to Terra. If that's the case, you presumably can cut through Ruina to get to Arknights, if you're willing to wait a couple years for Mephi to get built and then can figure out a way to navigate its fucking House of Leaves backroom.
>>96456743Hey hey, someone else that jumps non-jumpchain cyoas. Nice.
>>96456550>"That was...ages ago. I'd hardly remember such a question..."Yeah, that comes with the First Truth of Dreams.>and yes-It's imported from out of the empire.Makes sense that there would be things Hyrule imports.>>96456586>Do your doctoring beyond our sects villagesOne imagines the land around a sect must be very high in value.>I have a project I may need reliable hands for soon.I saw this before you posted the fourth part and my immediate thought was that “soon” would be many years out.>>96456599>Yes it's fine to bring your friends if you so wish."Having them with you should enable you to continue cultivating without any issues. Midna should be able to help you with Divine Delusion and Soul Compass, and Ritsuka may be ready to formally become your master for God Body.
How does a Jumper protect his lemon trees from lemon stealing whores?
>>96456976As if attracting whores wasn't the purpose of the trees to begin with. When life gives you lemons, get bitches.
>>96456926>Yeah, that comes with the First Truth of Dreams.Yeah, I imagine ventis started to keep a journal honestly of stuff written down thats important to him. basically everything he can remember of back on earth at this point. Because by the time he'd get to the first truth of dreams a lot of stuff would of faded.>Makes sense that there would be things Hyrule imports.Yeah the trading talk got me thinking a bit that theres stuff Hyrule would probably want to. Some sorts of tea for one, spices are another I imagine. >One imagines the land around a sect must be very high in value.Oh immensely if I had to guess. The fringe benefits are many.>I saw this before you posted the fourth part and my immediate thought was that “soon” would be many years out.Heh you guessed exactly right then. Zhon lis sense of time and ventis sense of time are two radically different things. Though its partly on purpose on zhon lis part. Wanting to see how he grows and changes in that time. And to become more competent for said expedition ideally.>Having them with you should enable you to continue cultivating without any issues. Midna should be able to help you with Divine Delusion and Soul Compass, and Ritsuka may be ready to formally become your master for God Body.Definitely. And if nothing else coming up with some sort of Mark/Recall spell to come back to the sect once a week for lessons should probably be possible to. Or if they just want to sleep somewhere familiar for a bit.
>>96456976Nani? Ummm I think this might be a problem that only applies to your Jumper. I would suggest a fence, maybe a few dogs or a Cassowary trained to protect the trees. If you want to go more exotic make them lemon treants then they can protect themselves.
How does Jumper explain where he or his powers came from?
>>96457205>You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
>>96457219What man and what woman? You didn't bring your mommy with you.Unless you're the mommydomme anon above, I guess.
>>96457205I just tell them I bought them off the internet. Then I show them the website I buy them off of, since I've combined the Achievement Store from Seoul Station's Necromancer with the online shopping catalog from Digimon Data Squad
>>96457235Technically I did. Several of my companions and followers have given birth to me and I'm my own father.
>>96456743I base my Agrias on that one's personality lol
>>96457076>Because by the time he'd get to the first truth of dreams a lot of stuff would of faded.And when Ventis starts using it to restore his memories, it’ll probably feel like he’s looking at someone else’s life.>Yeah the trading talk got me thinking a bit that theres stuff Hyrule would probably want to. Some sorts of tea for one, spices are another I imagine.The rest of the world should have rare resources that would be useful for crafting as well. The rest of the world might look askance at Hyrule, but there’s always a few trading clans that would be ready to trade with them. Now I’m imagining Hyrule letting a company of cultivators work as mercenaries outside of Hyrule.>And to become more competent for said expedition ideally.What’s the plan?>Or if they just want to sleep somewhere familiar for a bit.Buy a new storage ring, then take Midna and Ritsuka shopping for furniture to turn the ring into a place to live. Given Hyrule’s proliferation of magic, even well off mortals may do this when traveling.
>>96456743Just like Ronnie!
>>96457250I'm specifically grabbing the free Onee Chan Agrias option. Then giving her a massive cock in the Mommydom CYOA
>>96457286Meant for >>96457250
>>96457235>You didn't bring your mommy with youThere's a few options around for actually bringing your parents or family. After War Gundam X and Digimon Data Squad both have options for that, as does Jobless In Another World
>>96457298>Jobless In Another WorldUnrelated but I learned an incredibly minor and insignificant spoiler for Mushoku Tensei that broke my heart and now I'm struggling to keep reading it. It sucks bros.I don't even mind being spoiled. It's just what the spoiler's about that fucks me up.
>>96457335Is it the fact that the dude gets erectile dysfunction?
>>96457339Nah, I'm past that arc already.It's something past where the anime-onlys are at so I don't want to talk about it. And no, it's not the actually significant stuff that happens.
>>96457205“Racism”
>>96457261>And when Ventis starts using it to restore his memories, it’ll probably feel like he’s looking at someone else’s life.Definitely after probably 300 to 400 years in Xianxia world. It's... going to feel weird....I'm sort of imagining a scene with zhon Li or maybe Hylia somewhere in the immortal realm time span where venti brings it up that he basically feels like a different person. Maybe mention he feels like his humanity/Hylianity is slowly fading. Not in the monstrous way but more the "Nothing functionally about me is really human at this point" sort of way>The rest of the world might look askance at Hyrule, but there’s always a few trading clans that would be ready to trade with them. Now I’m imagining Hyrule letting a company of cultivators work as mercenaries outside of Hyrule.I could see that. I imagine theres a good few cultivators with more courage then wisdom operating outside Hyrule. Either secretly or not. I could definitely see a mercenary company being in line with that.>What’s the plan?Ancient Archeological work of Pre Hylian civilization. There basically going to go deep, deep beneath the earth to comb through a discovered ruin on the edge of Hyrules border for relics and knowledge. Theres going to be a lot of monsters there. And maybe a few outsider cultivators.>Buy a new storage ring, then take Midna and Ritsuka shopping for furniture to turn the ring into a place to live. Given Hyrule’s proliferation of magic, even well off mortals may do this when traveling.Hmm that could work desu. As long as you could enter the storage ring safely. Setting up a small manor there would definitely be possible. I did want to do a bit where he gets some new clothes in the city to. Could all be on the same trip.
>>96452460Jumper got gibbed by a Fear of Isolation. I should have invested in that Manifest Dread perk after all. I was too confident that Jumper could avoid the obvious Fear of Open Water since he didn't start in the floodpits.Jumper had a respawn handy but damn, most of the time he gets through horror jumps unscathed.
>>96457286who?
>>96457393>Definitely after probably 300 to 400 years in Xianxia world. It's... going to feel weird.Venti will probably talk about his past self like they’re a different person.>Not in the monstrous way but more the "Nothing functionally about me is really human at this point" sort of way>Hylia: That would be because you are no longer human. You may take human form, but make no mistake, to progress through the second realm is to leave your humanity behind.>Ancient Archeological work of Pre Hylian civilization. There basically going to go deep, deep beneath the earth to comb through a discovered ruin on the edge of Hyrules border for relics and knowledge. Theres going to be a lot of monsters there. And maybe a few outsider cultivators.Reminds me of something from the Exalted book on the Mountain Folk.>The land beneath Creation is cut and carved into huge, irregular blocks of rock that not even the Unconquered Sun could move. Between them lie faults (which lie parallel to the surface world) and fissures (which stand upright, perpendicular to the surface world). Some of these faults and fissures are wide or high enough for an army to travel within, while others are little more than crawlspaces in the bowels of the world. Many of the Mountain Folk’s principal lands exist in the first and second faults below Creation’s surface, but battle groups have delved as far down as the fifth fault in places and returned to tell the tale. Explorers have gone as deep as the ninth, but the tales they tell of their journeys are often too lurid to be believed.>Setting up a small manor there would definitely be possible. I did want to do a bit where he gets some new clothes in the city to. Could all be on the same trip.Thanks to the presence of the sect, the surrounding towns and villages should have everything you need to get the place furnished. I could see Midna deciding to pay the bill, as the daughter of a major clan she could probably pay with her loose change.
>>96457568You know, Ronnie.
>>96457617>Venti will probably talk about his past self like they’re a different person.Venti: I consider that... part of myself before I arrived the same way I think of baby to a mortal. Its them certainly. But their not all there yet.>>Hylia: That would be because you are no longer human. You may take human form, but make no mistake, to progress through the second realm is to leave your humanity behind.>The saint grows quiet upon hearing a truth he already knew on a unconscious level. Not that he'd have a unconsciousness at that point but you know.>Explorers have gone as deep as the ninth, but the tales they tell of their journeys are often too lurid to be believed.This is a good description of what I'm thinking a bit. Another influence a bit possibly is something like the deeproads from Dragon age. But xianxiash potentially.>Thanks to the presence of the sect, the surrounding towns and villages should have everything you need to get the place furnished. I could see Midna deciding to pay the bill, as the daughter of a major clan she could probably pay with her loose change.Honestly midna probably could but I was thinking of them potentially splitting the costs three ways. And they all get rings leading to the same pocket dimension. A group area where they all have a place.
>>96457499How does a Fear of Isolation even kill you?
>>96457772>The saint grows quiet upon hearing a truth he already knew on a unconscious level.Hence the reason cultivators who’ve reached the second realm use the term “Mortals”. Acknowledging themselves as being different is just acknowledging the truth.>Another influence a bit possibly is something like the deeproads from Dragon age. But xianxiash potentially.You just reminded me of an old quest.>https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/take-it-back-da-loz-dynasty-quest.533827/>And they all get rings leading to the same pocket dimension. A group area where they all have a place.Sounds comfy.
>>96457787It gets you to go off alone and by yourself, mindfucks you into believing there's no hope and nobody will save you, then it eats you.
>>96457787>Nightmares are single-minded entities that only target those who created them. They don't aim to kill their victims. Instead, what they want is to cause the person to relive the fear they embody. A person caught by a nightmare is pulled into the nightmare's body, where they're forced to live through their fear endlessly.This probably constitutes a respawn failsafe even if it doesn't literally kill you.Jumper has some abandonment issues.
>>96457876>Hence the reason cultivators who’ve reached the second realm use the term “Mortals”. Acknowledging themselves as being different is just acknowledging the truth.True. And I'm sort of playing with the idea venti has a little bit of trouble admitting that. Zhon li sorta hints at it in that scene above. Definitely something he has to get over a tad. Acknowledging the truth and being more comfortable with it. Hell that might be when he starts to develop more unorthodox abilities like other forms like the twili one. Once he overcomes that hurdle. If that's saved for later....Though on the topic of shapeshifting I'm imagining them cooking up some equivalent to the quicksilver body fan style in exalted.>>https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/take-it-back-da-loz-dynasty-quest.533827/Oh interesting.>Sounds comfy.Yeah. Maybe it could be the warehouse equivalent. The comedy of Hylia eventually joining/being a companion and them trying to give her a ring only to be told "No need" could be funny to.
>>96457915You could also spend the rest of your 10 years inside the nightmare's belly. That'd be safer then triggering a respawn and risking dying to something else with one less life.
>>96457977>True. And I'm sort of playing with the idea venti has a little bit of trouble admitting that. Zhon li sorta hints at it in that scene above. Definitely something he has to get over a tad. Acknowledging the truth and being more comfortable with it.In a way, Venti’s biggest challenge is changing his mentality. Since he’s from another world, he’s learned a way of thinking, and now has to unlearn it.>...Though on the topic of shapeshifting I'm imagining them cooking up some equivalent to the quicksilver body fan style in exalted.Funny, I was the anon who made it.>Yeah. Maybe it could be the warehouse equivalent.The starting version at least, later on you’ll have your dreamworld.>The comedy of Hylia eventually joining/being a companion and them trying to give her a ring only to be told "No need" could be funny to.The actual reason Hylia doesn’t need a storage ring is she’s got several already. After she finished cultivating she had to do something to pass the time, so she’s got a large supply of unthinkably valuable artifacts she made just lying around.
>>96458071You wouldn't watch an anime if it was just 10 years of a guy taking a nap in a hammock. Why would Jump-chan?
>>96458206I mean, some people would watch an anime of 10 years of a guy being tortured endlessly by his own worst fears.
>>96458125>In a way, Venti’s biggest challenge is changing his mentality. Since he’s from another world, he’s learned a way of thinking, and now has to unlearn it.It is. And even beyond just unlearning. He has to learn a completely new way to. Probably multiple new ways as he progresses further and further.>Funny, I was the anon who made it.Oh right! That was you. Good job with it btw. I enjoy it. I think it'd probably be possible. You can do danm near anything with enough magic/ki/elemental essence and knowhow especially as a spiritual being like a immortal.>The actual reason Hylia doesn’t need a storage ring is she’s got several already. After she finished cultivating she had to do something to pass the time, so she’s got a large supply of unthinkably valuable artifacts she made just lying around.No doubt, Hell I imagine she's got a whole storage rings worth of storage rings drifting somewhere in her personal reality. I meant more she doesn't need a ring to get to the little dimensional home the gang sets up. She can probably just will herself there.
>>96458276>He has to learn a completely new way to. Probably multiple new ways as he progresses further and further.Maybe part of the goal behind your pilgrimage is to spend some time focusing on moving away from your old ways of thinking.>Good job with it btw. I enjoy it.Glad you like it, I had fun making it. I’d show you the Solar charms I’ve written, but since I can’t post PDFs you’d have to go to the bunker.>I meant more she doesn't need a ring to get to the little dimensional home the gang sets up. She can probably just will herself there.It would be easy, yeah. Also now that I think about it, you trying to give Hylia a ring could be taken another way.
>>96458458>Maybe part of the goal behind your pilgrimage is to spend some time focusing on moving away from your old ways of thinking.I could see that. It'd make sense. He wouldn't be knowingly trying to move on from his old line of thinking entirely but by then I imagine he would realize there's some things he needs to change.>Glad you like it, I had fun making it. I’d show you the Solar charms I’ve written, but since I can’t post PDFs you’d have to go to the bunkerAlas, well maybe someday if we ever get PDFs back.>It would be easy, yeah. Also, now that I think about it, you trying to give Hylia a ring could be taken another way.I was thinking in terms of portals and pocket dimensions but thats a funny image in my head. So maybe I could do something with that eventually. Venti might be a genius at that point but sometimes implications don't get thought about until there pointed out.
>>96458518>but by then I imagine he would realize there's some things he needs to change.And having reached the second realm, it’d be a good time to seek the counsel of the gods.>Venti might be a genius at that point but sometimes implications don't get thought about until there pointed out.Careful, you’re starting to sound like a harem protagonist.
>>96458560>And having reached the second realm, it’d be a good time to seek the counsel of the gods.Yeah it all works out well to make him a open minded and open to change a bit.>Careful, you’re starting to sound like a harem protagonist.Oh no. My worst fear has manifested.
>>96458640>Yeah it all works out well to make him a open minded and open to change a bit.And then you meet Hylia, who gives you a role you can make the core of your being.>Oh no. My worst fear has manifested.At least this is xianxia, so having multiple wives will be seen as normal.
>>96459012>And then you meet Hylia, who gives you a role you can make the core of your being.>Venti: Its funny. As a child I always thought enlightenment to be some uplifting joyful thing. And I suppose it is to a degree. But even more then that its akin to peeling back layers upon layers of reality and yourself and having to rebuild both with new knowledge.>At least this is xianxia, so having multiple wives will be seen as normal.True. Accidentally proposing to essentially God and your boss is a new one though
>>96459132>True. Accidentally proposing to essentially God and your boss is a new one though>Hylia: It made me chuckle, so I cannot call the gesture unappreciated.
You get a chain, but you are stuck as a vending machine. Nothing you do can change your form.Do you accept, and if so what do you do?
>>96446583Based
>>96460012I ACCEPT>what DO you DO?I waddle up to every vending machine near where Gohan works at night, bump them out of the way, and take their place. Then when Gohan tries to get a drink on the way to his stupid fucking scholar gig I REFUSE to give him a drink and DEVOUR his japanese money. Gohan will end up SAD and EXHAUSTED and THIRSTY, and I will follow him around REPLACING every working vending machine.
>>96460012I get telekinesis and warping abilities and pretend to be haunted
>>96460043why not just pretend you got the order, and make the drink fall into the hatch. when he bends over to collect drag him inside and grind him into further ingredients
>>96460332>and grind him into further ingredientsI would LOVE to do that, however I ASSUME for the sake of the PROMPT that I have to be an actual vending machine and not a GOHAN PAIN CUBE disguised as a vending machine. I would ABSOLUTELY do that once the relevant perks are AVAILABLE though, good one.
>>96460445you could be a vending machine that sells a myriad ways to annihilate Gohan
>>96460043>>96460445>not just vending various poisons that cause him illness or injuryYou've gone soft. Like CHODEku's heart after JOBBING to the Heart CHADrus.
You get a chain, but both Gohan and Gohanposter are there.
>>96460501The heart SURPASSERus far SURPASSED all of the bioweapons that Jaco the Galactic PATROLMAN carried to dispose of undesirable races, it had TRAINED HARD to defeat Goku’s jobber immune system>>96460492Wait we get free control over the chemical composition and packaging of our CONTENTS? ZAM! Time to sell Gohan a can of RANCID orange juice SEASONED with battery acid!
>>96460506The GOHAN’s existence is UNFORTUNATE but I would GLADLY help another version of myself BTFO that fucking jobber.
>>96460506quite possibly the only non-fetish chainbutt I'd reject
>>96460506That's fine; maybe Gohanposter can help me steal Videl from Gohan, maybe even help get her strong enough to beat him up too. I can just go about my business normally aside from perhaps taking advantage of Gohan's suffering at the lunatic's hands.
>>96460590I would GLADLY help you FUCK VIDEL and collect the Dragonballs to make Videl stronger than SHIThan.
>>96460506What is the continuity of Gohanposter? If he's just a guy, then all he's going to be able to do is cope and seethe, because he's just a guy and Gohan is, even if a jobber in his own context, a superhuman alien who can fly and shoot nukes out of his hands.I'm assuming he doesn't get builds/perks, but he certainly would have the cause and motivation to learn local power systems and technologies in order to get on Gohan's level and reverse the power imbalance-- I'm assuming that Gohan isn't going to train to maintain his lead (because that's just not something he does until forced to), but you can just stay out of their way and ignore them for at least the first few jumps.If Gohanposter keeps his progress across jumps, though, eventually he's going to become a threat to Jumper as well, just by dint of eventually becoming a paperclip maximizer trying to bend the entire universe of every jump into a Gohan-specific Torment Nexus. The only way to remain safe long term may be unironically to use feminizing/harem/mind control perks to waifu Gohanposter and form a secret pact with Gohan to just remain separate from each other on your respective journies to prevent the risk of trauma-induced recidivism.
>>96460987Keep in mind that this is the same Gohan who somehow failed to catch a ring thrown at sub-baseball speed, and subsequently failed again to catch a bean that Piccolo ended up having to become huge to feed to him like a little baby man.
>>96460506Let's do this! I go off and do my own thing and leave nature to it's coarse. Whatever happens with those two, it's not my problem.
>>96461024Even if he's a klutz, comparing a combat-trained Saiyan to a normal human is literally comparing Raditz to the farmer with the shotgun. Realistically, there's no contest, even before you consider things like Super Saiyan.Now, Gohanposter's trigger isn't Gohan pre se, it's Gohan being an incompetent jobber, and that's an alternate solution: Either push him to be the best there ever was, or simply keep him safely cooped up in a study somewhere where he isn't going to run out against the universe-threatening baddy of the decade where Gohanposter can see him embarrass himself.
>>96461149>comparing a combat-trained Saiyan to a normal human is literally comparing Raditz to the farmer with the shotgun.Then it is an even fight.
>>96461149The first solution risks unleashing a different calamity: Gohanposter inverting so hard from reigniting his childhood love of the character he becomes the Herald of Gohan and starts trying to spread Gohan to every world. Even, say, Worm where Cauldron will probably be upset to see a bunch of Gohan Blancos suddenly spawning into existence.The latter is a surer bet, just be prepared for Gohanposter sitting alone in a room sending Gohan shitposts for wasting his potential.
*cracks Monster**sips*Gohan? Now, THAT was a based character.
>>96461288*cracks Gohan**Sips*This VICTIM? Tastes EXACTLY like CRINGE
>>96457205>One day, I became absolutely, apocalyptically fuckmad. Angry beyond the meager capacity of my skull.>It had been building for a long time, but society had conditioned me to take it easy. Don't burn down your house to keep warm, and all that.>But then I realized the walls of said society-house were full of termite-people. They were coming down one way or the other, so I picked the way with fire. The way which ensured the termites didn't get away with it.>No longer capable of caring if a burning roof crushed me as the walls bowed out, I climbed into a dumpster. Then I started disassembling a truck. This process continued, as I lugged more and more spoils along.>Next thing I knew, I had a car battery mounted in my back, rusty nails embedded in my knuckles, and a laundry list of what a lesser man might call body horror. And the members of the local zoning board were smeared all across town hall.>Huh.>I got smarter about the grafting, after that. And the murder. Stuff which didn't risk outing me instantly, less dangerous to my health if something went wrong. Better in every way, actually.>Looked in the mirror one day, and realized I had started as a termite too. But I can fix that.
>>96461331That sounds exactly like how MY chain starts right before you turned on the ZONING BOARD instead of punching Gohan through your computer screen so GODDAMN hard you ended up in JUMPCHAIN.
