>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/view>Last Thread>>96400724
Favorite Followers and Empire Items in Jumpchain?
>>96435828The Guild Base and its NPCs from Overlord.
>>96435828I'm pretty sure you can get Rome in Empires of Antiquity
if dog man best friend what woman best friend?
>>96435971Demons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhK2ev_O-pc
>>96435828It's not exactly an Item but I like empire you get in Stellaris. Almost the whole jump is customization for it.
Finished Who Made Me A Princess. Small jump I've been wanting to do for a few years. Probably my smallest jump yet honestly. As always, feedback is appreciated.>https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Ibr6M2OCfGzKfxkesDZCpu7C2Et8WdSf/view?usp=sharing
>>96436445>As always, feedback is appreciated.At a glance, add some more drawbacks even if they're more general/genre trope stuff that the story leaned on. Shouldn't be too difficult to get 3 per each tier up to +400 even if that means downgrading one of the +600 ones.
>>96436525Sounds kinda pointless honestly, it's not like there's that much stuff to spend cp on to begin with anyway. And making drawbacks based on genre conventions rather than story specific stuff seems like a terrible idea in general.
>>96435971Also dogs, but only for a certain kind of women
>>96436445>A Second ChanceWhat if I'm a drop in?
>>96436616I don't know, fanwank responsibly. Probably just places you at normal jump start or something.
>>96436536>Sounds kinda pointless honestly,At least 2 per tier then. The choice of 'yes or no' isn't anywhere engaging as 'yes and A/B'. As it is now, it's odd that there's so many solid ideas for major detriments but virtually none in the nuisance to minor persisting issue range in terms of issues the cast may have faced or would be a logical problem in the setting.
>>96436717I mean, most of the problems in the story were either fairly major or entirely about characters interacting. It's not a particularly complicated story so there's not that much to draw from.
>>96436729But that makes it even easier? Plenty of jumps have had drawbacks that go to the tune of having the same personality/neuroses as someone who isn't the most personable one in the cast like being stubborn/paranoid/chuuni.
>>96436767There's already a couple drawbacks about that, and the rest of the characters are fairly normal people. Like I said, it's not a particularly complicated story. It's mainly dealing with a handful of massive issues and once that's solved there's pretty much no problems left.
>>96436445>Jeweled EyesHuh, not just “Your eyes shine like jewels”, but your eyes are jewels, at least in appearance.
>>96436976Yeah it's genuinely kinda cool. Pic related.
>>96436445[Who Made Me A Princess]Drawback: Plot Magnet (1200)Royalty Like A Fairy Tale (Free)Jeweled Eyes (Free)Scary Motherfucker (1100)Forbidden Sorcery (900)Warlock (600)Branch of the World Tree (0)Noble Wardrobe (Free)Emperor Claude de Alger Obelia fixed the court with his steeliest, most nerve-wracking stare as he watched his tiny terrified daughter protest her confinement in the Ruby Palace. He furrowed his brow, one nerve pulsing on his temple. "Enough. We will consult my grand vizier on this matter""...G-grand Vizier? Eh?! Father, since when have you ever had a Grand Vizier?""Why daughter, how could you have possibly forgotten your LEGITIMATE half-brother who has ever been my trusted spymaster, underhand and general troubleshooter ever since he graduated top of his class at Warlock University?" he said archly, as I strode into the royal court.It was as impressive an entrance as Charles' fell moods. My monocle gleamed with royalist malice, as I twiddled my moustache with such sublime smugness that nearby courtiers started feverishly imagining the schemes I was about to set in motion. A slight nod or an ironic leer was all it took to conjure the possibilities of blackmail I had on any member of the court-save of course, it's ultimately authority."Grand Vizier. How progresses your assessment of my daughter's correspondences?" asked Charles, as my sister sputtered in protest"It is already done, my Emperor and father. I have completed my tactical assessment in triplicate. Aside from the task you assigned me, there is another pressing matter but it can wait" "Smart boy. Unlike SOME of my children, you always were punctual"1/3
>>96436984Looks neat. A quick search got me this as well. Would we be able to change the color post jump?>Domestic Worker>This perk is not required if you picked the Servant originI take it you were going to have a third origin?
>>96437016"For starters, there is no evidence Princess Athanasia has any intention or association with poison-related assassinations. Indeed, I would go so far as to say the Princess DOES NOT COMPREHEND the composition of poisons given yesterday, she tried to eat a mouldy putting. It is no exaggeration, my emperor, to say the princess is more successful at poisoning herself than any othe member of your household""I-it smelled fresh though!!" protested my sister as ignoring her, I moved on."I have here for you a comprehensive file on how the princess is naive to the politics of the realm, and has had no contact with the outside world. This was verified by-""Get to the point boy, you know full well YOU verify everything""-as you command. In short, Athanasia is not a threat to you politically save in one regard"The room dropped a solid two degrees. "Elaborate" said Claude icily as Athanasia fidgeted."Speaking bluntly, her present existence is a deadweight loss on the throne's economy, and reflects poorly on the throne" I spoke smoothly. "It served the throne's purpose to isolate her in a hovel, and now it burdens the throne to have a member of royalty living like a peasant. Dissidents can always be...disappeared, but the optics alone could foment resentment in the future""Recommend a solution""She is not a legitimate heir, so use her as figurehead. A people's princess" I said, clasping my hands together villainously. "When your schedule permits, I suggest a grand tour in which you publicly take her on long walks in the garden, pamper her with a jewels and gifts, and refurbish the Ruby Palace. I know an excellent, affordable contractor who may or may not be a magical raccoon that can get the job done for less than the cost of one (1) royal banquet. You and your daughter will then coordinate to have her publicly donate the excess funds and a percentage of those gifts to improve public works; I will of course run the numbers so this is affordable"2/3
>>96437025"Fools" I concluded, as Athanasia blinked owlishly at me and he matched my villainous chin-stroking, "ask if it is better to be loved or feared. The wise man knows that in times of plenty, it is a show of strength to be both. The funds used to sustain Athanasia's living quarters can be reinvested into a long-term political tool for your kingdom's stability. They will love you for pampering her, and respect you for teaching her to be a noblewoman who looks after the commonfolk, and thus you will temper their fearful respect with admiration. You will even be an aspirational patriarch, for all the fathers of the empire""...it is as you say. Byblow or not, we must make use of all the resources of this court for the sake of my rule. Including my own blood" said Claude, nodding. "See to it, then. Now, the pressing matter?""Yes. There IS an imminent threat to your reign: Magical interference" I said, presenting two amulets to Claude. "I have evidence there is a malignant spirit haunting this castle, and it's target is Jennette""WHAT?!""Yes, you can tell from the miasma of black magic surrounding her which is definitely from an external source. Anyway, that's another reason why you should take a royal holiday and publicly pamper and adore this illegitimate girl. Hopefully it will trick the spirit into avoiding Jennette when it thinks Athanasia is your preferred child. Moreover, there are complex magical theories suggesting that headpats, cuddles and the parent-child bond are anathema to evil spirits'"Yes. Yes, at once! My Grand Vizier, I am leaving at once to save my Jennette. I trust you to watch the throne while I'm gone" said Claude, striding with purpose as he picked up Athanasia by the scruff of her neck. "Come, child. You will be loved AND pampered. This is non-negotiable"I sat back in my throne, my diabolical plan to secure the empire's stability by tricking Claude into becoming a loving father for Athanasia having come to fruition.3/3
>>96437021>Would we be able to change the color post jump?Meh, sure, maybe when you enter a jump you can decide some other gem to use for your eyes.Alternatively, since it's a magical trait rather than anything related to genes, you could get gud at magic and just modify it directly whenever you want.>servant originFuck I forgot about that. Yeah it used to be an origin but I decided to make it a drawback instead.
>>96435828I like having a half ghost village from DP and then expanding it.It can be a fun source of superheroes later on.
>>96437033>Meh, sure, maybe when you enter a jump you can decide some other gem to use for your eyes.>Alternatively, since it's a magical trait rather than anything related to genes, you could get gud at magic and just modify it directly whenever you want.Those work. Have a build.>Origin: Nobility>Exotic (Free)>Jeweled Eyes (100)>Royal Talent (300)>Noble Wardrobe (Free)>Palace (200)>Branch of the World Tree (600)>New Friends (Free)>Plot Magnet (+200)
>>96436445>Looks at the fox on the coverI wish to be fluffy, why can't I be fluffy here?
>>96437133That's not a fox, it's a holy beast, see the Prepubescent drawback.>>96437124Many thanks.
>>96437141That gives me a holy beast I can't cuddle, which is sad.Also I was asking to BE fluffy. I wish to be the beast.
>>96437141>Many thanks.Thanks for the jump. Would the Branch of the World Tree work on the Dark Misfortune drawback?
>>96436445Does the Branch of the World Tree item give you multiple branches? It mentions multiple branches at random in the middle. >Who Made Me A Princess>Origin: Nobility, M, 18>Drawbacks: Plot Magnet +200, Innocence +400. +600 1600>Perks: Exotic, Jeweled Eyes (Opal) -100, Forbidden Sorcery -200, Veteran -400, Warlock -300. -1000 600>Items: Noble Wardrobe, Branch of the World Tree -600 0I never knew how much I wanted something like Jeweled Eyes before today. I've got bitching iridescent opal eyes because holy fuck yes. Anyways, I went for a pure magic build because of course I wanna be the secret most overpowered spellcaster
>>96437153>I was asking to BE fluffyYou should probably use a jump where a fluffy animal is more than a minor side character then.>>96437156Yeah pretty much, it's one of the solutions.>>96437182I was considering it but decided against it, I guess I failed to properly change the description.
>>96437246>Yeah pretty much, it's one of the solutions.Interesting. Not relevant to my build, but I saw the combo and was wondering.
>>96437246Even if it's minor, why no item/companion option for them?
>>96436445Based
Got annoyed at the old jump. Played through the games again. Made a new one.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sw32Tav6JT2d4WvZcVo4l1V05VdduZHTU2Bo7UGpcFE/edit?usp=sharing
>>96437616Requires permission to view, please right click and set the share options.
>>96437616Access denied
>>96437616>>96437637>>9643763810/10 nice jump
>>96437616>>96437637>>96437638I don't think he's coming back.
>>96437616>Uploads jump>Declares old jump was annoying>Denies access to new jump>Refuses to explain>LeavesHoly based.
>>96437637>>96437638>>96437647>>96437694>>96437748Weird, I thought it would allow viewing by default. Try now.
>>96437784>GenericAnon jumpEw
>>96437784Gratias, I can now view the jump.>UnmarkedI am of two minds about this. As a jumpmaker I feel it's a bit like giving everyone in Resident Evil a free vaccine from all viruses forever just for showing up. As a fan I know full well how absolutely the Brethren Moons win. I would still suggest charging, I dunno, 300 CP for this given fiat immunity to the Markers is something lots of people would kill for-and that Isaac survives 3 games without anyway....actually scratch that, I think you should remove the perk because AND FUCK YOUR MARKER and Make Me Whole already provide coverage.>Necessary sacrificesMay want to qualify/reword the maximum consequences you can waive so that other people don't get crushed when you throw yourself off a building>Stasis moduleUh...rational for stasis tech immunity?? I don't remember Isaac getting into many fights with other stasis module usersLooks fine otherwise.
>>96437828I feel like it should stay, but give strong resistance, pay to keep for future jumps.
>>96437852You know what, fair. This is a compromise I could get behind.
>>96437828Stasis immunity is mainly because you can break a container of stasis energy at your own feet without being affected, somehow. Unmarked is because of how pervasive and seemingly unstoppable the signal is, but the danger of it is a big part of the setting. Maybe a little tweak.
>>96438320>Stasis immunityThat...seems strictly like a weird gameplay thing to me but I guess we have perks for stuff like that. Anyway, for tweaks like I said I'm okay with >>96437852. Do give Necessary sacrifices another look too.
>>96436445>Korean Otome IsekaislopI consume too many of these, so it is appreciated.
>>96436445>This perk is not required if you picked the Servant origin,What servant origin?
>>96435828Speaking of empires, how does Jumper's nation deal with less powerful nations that keep trying to act as they are Jumper's main geopolitical rival but would be instantly destroyed the moment Jumper tried?
>>96437748>picTo be fair small groups of westerners showing up and conquering big chunks of land while being massively outnumbered happened all over the world as wellI find it interesting since it shows potential dynamics between a jumper empire, or a small jumper lead group, and the settings they go tohistorically even just a small tech and culture advantage let's you crush less advanced societiesthough would that pattern hold in modern times?
>>96438801I ignore them because I'm not a puppet of some greedy merchants.
>>96419288>165 - Kill Six Billion Demons>DrawbacksPlot-bound, Targets: The Tyrant, The Broker, The Cult, The Wrecking Ball, The Monstrosity, The Gang, Target of the Thorns, Pursuers, Kill Seven Black Emperors (3800)>Location & TimeSpires>Background choices26 years oldThe OutsiderHuman>PurchasesFound in Madness (Free)Friendly Face (Free)The Master of the Universe (3500)I Choose King (3200)Will to Kill (2600)Creativity (Free)The Eternal Flame (2400)The Conquering Jumper (2000)Reach Heaven through Violence (1400)Hidden from the Eyes of God (1200)Demiurge (700)The Sanctioned Action (0)Signature Weapon (Free, discount)>Ending OptionContinue
>>96436124In Stellaris why are hive minds not way way stronger than non-hive mind empires? They loyalty and organizational advantage seems like it would be overpoweringly strong
>>96439062They kind of are. Shroud Entities and Cetana dominate. It's just that you, the player character for whichever civ you lead, are built different.
>>96439038>Target of the ThornsIt is both funny and sad how hard Juggernaut Star has been punk'd in the story ever since the jump was made.
>>96439263He has only jobbed to Maya (partly) and was defeated in a duel by White Chain and Vigilant Gaze ganging on her. Not really a bad track record. She may still come back for a final fight.
>>96438446It's one of the drawbacks
Which jumps would be make interesting trading partners for jumpers 40k hiveworld? Trade could be happening through the warehouse portal or 40k voidships, which ever is more fun.
>>96440185One Piece. Make a devil fruit factory that doesn't suck ass like the SMILE fruits do
>>96438801Wage Flower Wars for more human sacrifices.
Was Sherman worse than Hitler?
>>96440433Nah. Sherman was American, which makes him better by default
>>96440482As far as I'm concerned communist northerners aren't/weren't real Americans.
>>96440589I'm amazed southoids are still coping even now, all those years later.
How will Shard/Gohancringester ever recover?
>>96440433Oh no, he burned down some buildings that were mostly evacuated ahead of time. What a tragedy. What horror.
>>96440589If you're a southern revanchist, why are you spending your time seething about Sherman instead of Ulysses Khan?
>>96437616Based
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to finally present to you - The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Jumpchain!https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TsNJmH7kSlOxoMow09BaUMsLz-1uPegi/view?usp=drivesdk
>>96440748>(look up photos of the author)eh?
>>96441563Yoooo, thanks for your work Psycho. Will give it a look right now.
>>96441563Is there any way to keep your demon pet alive without making him eat souls? If not can he eat animals' souls?Thank you for the jump
>>96441883They can eat animal souls but I think they don't provide much nutrition
>>96441751is that shard?
>>96442117Does he look Asian?
What are the best jumps one get vehicle storage for the warehouse to deploy them when needed?
>>96442479monopoly gauntlet gives vehicle storage I think
>>96442479Saints Row
>>96442351Shard is Asian?
>>96442634He's from Hong Kong
>>96442351could be good lighting>>96442479Luxury Liner. You can just desummon them when you don't need them.
>>96442708I had no idea, I knew he wasn't American but alright.
>>96440055>She may still come back for a final fight.Bejita-sama-ass angel.
Would you rather be based by absorbing basedness from the world-thus making the world more cringe overall-or cringe by absorbing cringe from the world, thus making the world as a whole more based?
>>96441563Oh wow, it's finally complete. Feels like you started talking about making a Coffin jump years ago, Psycho (and you probably did I'm just not going to go back and check).Have a build.>Coffin of Andy & LeyleyOrigin: Berated Brother>Perks-Witty Banter-Pickup Line-Proficient Puzzler (900)-Toxic Love Story (800)-Studious-Not An Idiot (700)-Mr. Smooth (500)-Artist (2D Art) (400)-Cutie (300)-Sick Surgeon (100)>Items-Meat-Cleaver-Incredible Mop-Ciggies-Coffin Apartment (0)>Companions-Stupid Sexy Sibling (Clingy Imouto)>Drawbacks-N/ALet's be honest, you and I both know what I'm here for. Aside from that, this world and a lot of the people in it kinda suck, and though I took the surgery perk getting involved with the demon summoning or the organ harvesting seems like a good way to die. Not the best first jump, but I should survive.Maybe I'll try looking into angel summoning? This world seems to have a touch too many demons, need to balance that scale if it's at all possible. Then again, wouldn't be too surprised if the world has hell and no heaven on the other end...
>>96443234Thanks for the build!>Angel summoning Yeah, about that... Demons in the Coffin verse are just extremely corrupt human souls that maintained consciousness and now feed off other souls to survive and grow more powerful. So there's probably not angels or if there are it's like the inverse somehow
>>96441563[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]Drawback: Sociopath, Marked (1400)Bland BystanderWitty Banter (Free)Pick Up Line (Free)Beneath Notice (Free)Sick Surgeon (1300)Big Business (1000)Sex Machine (600)Meat (Free)Cleaver (Free)INCREDIBLE MOP! (Free)Ritual Components (Free)Black Company (300)Demon Buddy (200)Psycho GF (100)Stupid Sexy Sibling (0)It wasn’t the most sophisticated organ harvesting operation I’d ever busted. Truth be told, it was smalltime compared to what the cartels and triads get away with on a daily basis. But the actual hint of demonic intervention did make it stand out even if, as I pointed out to Elodie, demons probably found the triads and cartels too unnerving to work with in this universe.“You are under arrest” Elodie told my geographically closest competitor as she cuffed him. “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used against you-““Uh, can I ask who’s actually arresting me?” he drawled. Elodie flashed a scrap of psychic paper at him with the indignant outrage of someone who didn’t have the patience to go through the proper channels before more people got hurt. His eyes widened. “Well, damn. The IRS finally caught up with me. Alright, I’ll be in touch with my lawyer-““Yeah I bet you will. Fortunately” said Elodie, pointing at me, “I happen to know a VERY good lawyer, bureaucrat and general stain on society!”“You like cutting people?” I asked him when we were alone. “Yeah. What’s your poison, anyway?” he asked. “Numbers and forms. I get off on organising systems efficiently”. We nodded in the unspoken understanding of men who by their very natures were rewarded by the same society endangered by them.1/?
>>96443501Several hours later I was still patiently waiting for what passed for the justice system to finish cutting through all the legal bullshit needed to cross-reference the corporate structure and allocate responsibility, as well as collating evidence on all the upper management guys who had actually called the shots and escaped in golden parachutes. I was entirely in my element. Elodie looked torn between absolute despair at how in a realistic modern Earth, you couldn’t just magical girl beam away all your problems or use the Planeteers’ rings to manifest a miracle. And weird relief that just for once, I was actually using my divine aptitude for bureaucracy for benign purposes.“Hey, I’m home” I announced to the battlefield that was my household. “hEy iT’S mY bUddY!” screeched the unearthly presence that had been rooming with me for a few weeks and that I’d named Bernie, while the women continuously tried to kill each other, were revived by me, and promptly tried to kill each other again. I settled in for a nice, bracing round of Tekken 7 after a long day mastering the corporate jungle.“sO wHAt dO yoU DO all DaY aNywAY?” asked Bernie, maining Kuma“I make and sell solar panels” I said, maining Heihashi.“ThAt’S nICE”“Not really? The components are made by child labour in an asian country you’ve never heard of, then stamped and packaged with enough certifications to make them appealing to progressive types and corporations looking to justify raising their property prices. The whole system is effectively a cool kids’ club designed to cut out the competition for failing to comply, all the while feeding on the literal lifeblood of those exploited to get a head start for the business”“Wow. That’s messed up, man” said the demon in a totally normal voice.2/?
>>96443505“Someday all of this will be reformed” I said, spamming kicks. “All of it. The entire system is rotten down to the roots, and too many people have skin in the game for a simple solution to be applicable. Ironically, those best suited to doing so without creating more problems are, well, people like me. Elodie’s always asking me why I have to go full totalitarian, and I’m always asking her why she WON’T. Whether it’s the depths of the demon world or the boardroom, sooner or later all of human civilisation comes down to selling your soul. It’s just that some like to buy up a soul in instalments instead of pay a lump sum”My watch beeped. “Speaking of, it’s time to pay the piper” I added, heading into the demonic portal that spontaneously opened up.“WELCOME, MORTAL” screeched a much larger and more imposing demon, “I AM CERTAIN YOU DO NOT WISH TO PART WITH YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL! KNOW THAT THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS INEVITABLE-““There was a time” I interrupted, “when I’d contest something like this on general principle. But you know what? You can have this one. Take it”And before the perplexed demon, I ripped my own soul (the one from this world) out and handed it over. “Go on. Take it. Take. My. Soul” I said. “A transaction was made, and I intend to honour it”“UM…” said the demon, twiddling it’s thumbs as it stared at my soul. It had been rendered into a shade darker than matte black yet simultaneously reflective like obsidian, and blinding light encircled it like a black hole’s event horizon. “THE THING IS…AND I MEAN THIS IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY..” it tried, as geometric crystals of white light pulsed from my soul, and words of Correspondence scrawled themselves in it’s surface before flickering out. “…I’M NOT SURE I…WANT YOUR SOUL ANYMORE…?3/?
>>96443510What’s the problem?” I demanded. “It’s a perfectly good soul. Look, it’s achieving the Final Shape as we speak! That’s top quality cultivation right there!”“YEAH UH, THAT’S KIND OF THE PROBLEM. IT’S CREEPING ME OUT, MAN!”“I don’t have to listen to this” I said, outraged. “Sir, this is a perfectly good soul of serviceable quality that I knowingly and in good faith traded for success in my corporate ventures. You will honour the agreement or I’ll sue you for legal liability”“NO! NO I WON’T! IT’S CREEPY AND IT’S CORRODING MY DIMENSION AND I THINK IT WANTS TO EAT ME!” yelled the demon. “THAT IS HOW YOU KNOW IT’S A GOOD QUALITY SOUL! Stop trying to cut costs on reasonable business agreements, that’s how we ended up in this mess in the first place” I yelled. And outraged by this breach in proper business etiquette, I chased the demon around it’s own surreal realm, solved various symbolic puzzles the demon tried to hide behind, tanked a vision of hanging myself and finally, cornering the demon, FORCED it to take my soul.“The nerve of some people! Can you believe it?” I complained as I came back from that realm to fuck my wife/sister-wife, pretend to sleep and calculate the next quarterly earnings.Later Bernie told me that a friend of a friend with a cult side hustle in the city had some problems communicating with his humans, and I vaguely remembered one of the kids evacuated from the apartment looked like he had some talent as a warlock, so I decided to do everyone a favour and pull some strings to get him in touch with the demon because honestly despite the blatant nepotism involved it was objectively less evil than going into corporate. And that’s how Andy became the high priest of Lord Unknown’s cult.4/4
JJK anime is making a return in January 2026, so what did you do in JJK?https://youtube.com/watch?v=RYI-WG_HFV8
I want my chain.
>>96443953We all do
>>96443810I’d answer but I…kinda already gave you a detailed answer and rationale over on the bunker so I feel like I’d just be re-ranting. Anyway, hooray. It’s not highbrow entertainment by any means but I can salute the effort put into sound design and animation compared to most anime these days. Sad that Demon Slayer is it’s closest competitor even though both are thoroughly, aggressively mid.
>>96443810I was just the protagonist's femboy childhood best friend and comic relief character. I specifically went in with Shrodinger's powers so I could fuck with everyone, even Sukuna in the protag's mindscape
argent gets so fucking offended when he thinks people are targeting him it's hilarious
>>96444255Yes, the person who has been told to his face that he's being targeted is being paranoid thinking people are targeting him.
>>96444255>Bringing bunker drama hereI'll call it out here just like I call it out there.GO BACK.
>>96444268Shitposters would never tell someone they're being targeted because it's funny.
>>96444295>Shitposters would never do something that's literally exactly what a shitposter would do
>>96444268hi argent
>>96444268Consider for a moment that the guy you're replying to is probably Generic himself and realize you're wasting your time.
>>96444331God I wish I had mod powers here.
>>96444331stop replying to yourself
>>96444345In all honesty, getting rid of Generic jn a permanent sense would see a marked increase in thread quality across both sites but basically nobody is willing to commit to it because we 1) lack mods here and 2) he hasn't 'technically' done anything wrong despite freely admitting to targeting jumpmakers to remove them from the community, intentionally falseflagging, and shitposting to incite drama.
How Autistic are you when it comes to Jumpchain? I just stated up equipment for overlord because I can't stand the vagueness of the description. The punchline though is this isn't even my jumper's main equipment this is shit equipment she is using as a disguise. I either need a chain like that one poster or medication. I would prefer the former personally.
>>96444255Considering that he was acting perfectly cordially until a literal ESL retard intentionally started shit over Changed being in uploads and then flipped the fuck out on him after blatantly misinterpreting what he said, I think he has a right to be pissed. You act like any jumpmaker wouldn't be equally as much of an asshole if you kept pissing them off for no reason then pretend to be shocked once they've had enough and lash out.
>>96444357I can assure you, I'm not Generic. I've been shitting on Argent for fun since the Terra Hypnovagina days.
>>96444382I have dnd character sheets with feats and skills for my builds. I have an excel doc with math for item duplication plans on how long it takes to use the Genesis Spell to build a planet. It ranges from single spell to galaxy size with input options and percentages.
>>96444414>I can assure you, I'm not Generic. Nah, you and Generic are the exact same to me because you're basically the same flavor of two-bit whore who can't even properly channel your hatred in a way that Gohanposter does daily. You basically only sit there seething over this ne guy until he shows up, posts some stuff in the thread, then you shit out your dusty vagina because he's getting interaction and your shit jumps aren't, so you intentionally rile him up to start shit then come crawling back here to say that he's acting out whilst leaving out the fact you're the one who keeps picking fights until he snaps.
>>96444425Damn that's impressive.
>>96444429Okay Argent lol
>>96444434Don't need to be Argent to call you out, Generic. I don't think you realize that everyone here hates you far more than you believe they do for Argent.
>>96444429Name a single jump he has made that is actually good
>>96444444Name a single jump Generic has made that is actually good first.
>>96444446He got sexts, anon. You lost.
>>96444454No, Generic. That's not how this works. Post a single jump of yours that everyone can agree is actually good or fuck off.
>>96444444Check 'em
>>96444459Rent free.
>Generic got sextsThe worst timeline.
>>96444468Yes, Argent lives rent free in your head. We know.
>>96444446Sexts, you lose.
>>96444430Sample, casting the genesis spell only once a week (minimum spell time) for an entire decade will only net you 12% of Texas. I also have a page for the Pathfinder miracle spell for the same thing. The glitch Shelf/Minecraft hopper Item dup combo (150 items per minute) and a Cthulhu save The World calculator. That does not include the D&D 3.5 magic item creation page where I have the math formula for making custom enchantments because of the Forgotten Real;m crafting perk. That perk is so busted. On that page I even listed out healing items by ever healing spell and spell level. According to enchanting rules it ranges from +1HP at 2,000GP for the weakest Cure Minor Wounds cantrip up to 19.6 million for a level 35 True Regeneration ring (35+4d8 + limb regrowth). This is the healing per round.
>>96444469Genuinely, he might be worse than Gohanposter has ever been.
>>96444476Gohanposter can be easily viewed at a glance, that makes it easy to tune him out.
>>96444476>>96444479It probably also helps that Gohanposter has not self-admitted one of the only reasons he comes here is to run off other jumpmakers and shitpost the threads to death. He's entirely focused on his neurosis to the exclusion of all else. Generic will literally run people out of the community to give more room to him forcing his garbage down everyone's throats and demanding he be praised for it.Like, it's really fucking convenient that the first time he got Argent banned and caused a massive multi-post tantrum over Changed, he then immediately tried to push Last Sovereign onto our drive and even falseflagged after the fact to act like it wasn't him. And now that Changed has been removed, he's acting like other shit of the same bent hasn't been allowed on it before and is citing actual shitpost jumps as examples of us removing ecchi jumps from the uploads.
>>96444476Misguided or not, Gohanposter actually put passion into his jumps. That’s more than can be said about Generic’s.
>>96444459>>96444469Again. Not Generic. You're giving yourself away by thinking only a single person is against you Argent
>>96444530>Again. Not Generic.How many times has Generic used this exact same tactic of claiming that he wasn't Generic then it turns out well after the initial shitstorm died down that it was in fact Generic starting shit for no reason, again?
>>96444444Even Argent's very worst jump has more effort and time put into it than all of your jumps combined.
>>96444535NTA, but I dunno, how many? I'm not as obsessed with him as you seem to be, so I don't recall. Surely you can point to said behavior in the archives, yes?
>>96444540>NTA, but I dunno, how many? I'm not as obsessed with him as you seem to be,Nice try, Generic.
>>96444540>Surely you can point to said behavior in the archives,Would be easy if you used a trip or name like everyone has been asking you to do since you got here, Generic.
>>96444544>>96444550Kek. Not surprised.
>>96444555>I'll post my smug Baki image, that'll show 'em!
>>96444555>Posting a pic of the guy who got so far up his own schizo ass that he retard raged when someone flipped his imaginary table
>Sexts >concurrent double-tripsIt's clear which side of the argument God objectively favors.
>>96444564The one that damns the entire internet like he did Sodom and Gomorrah.
>>96444558>>96444561Dunno what else you expect me to do when you keep accusing me of being someone I'm not based on nothing more than wishful thinking. You people are as delusional as Russiagate libs.
>>96444564>sexts of 4's in a row>4 is death in JapanYep, Generic is favored by the Devil confirmed.
Let's combine The Last Sovereign and Changed into one jumpdoc and spam the uploads folder with it.
>politics out of nowhere Y'know, I've seen Generic do this exact fucking shit out of the blue every single time he's called out and I've never been able to figure out why. It's like, the fastest way to sus out that he's shitposting without bringing up one of his triggers like supplements or something.
>>96444575I'd rather not have anything from Generic's share elbow room with anyone else's jumps, let alone be merged with them. Not even Gohanposter's jump deserves such a fate and I fucking hate Gohanposter.
>>96444578I've literally never seen him do that. This feels like a case of you assigning imaginary attributes to your bogeyman.
>>96444578>Posts the Chad image >Hates supplements>Retard rages at Argent because furry>Never uses a trip because he can shitpost easier>"That's not me, I swear!"
>>96444591>I've literally never seen him do that. I've seen him do it several times in the bunker. And as we've pretty much established, you've never "seen him" do that because you are blind to your own actions.
>>96444596Him posting the Chad image is even funnier to me because that shit got easily pegged as only being used by the exact sort of faggots who were everything they were making fun of only a few weeks into being used. Nowadays, some of the only places I still see it actively used outside of /v/ are Reddit circlejerks.
>>96444596Doesn't post the Chad image, as confirmed by the mods.
>>96444609Pics or it didn't happen, Generic.
>>96444609Wrong. The only janny who responded merely confirmed that the post blatantly falseflagging and saying he wanted Changed on the drive so he can push Last Sovereign was Generic. I've never seen a single one mention, one way or another, whether or not the Chadposter is him.
>>96444597Nyanko, it's hilarious how you keep appealing to samefagging and the necessity for posting IDs in a community where the mods can see literally everything. The same community, need I remind you, where multiple people were provably tired of your shit and where multiple mods have seen it necessary to warn or ban you.
>>96444622>Nyankp out of nowhereGeneric, please take your meds.
>>96444622But Shard, don't you know that was actually BLADE that spammed Blue Archive images?
Does Generic even actually like jumpchain as a hobby? I've never gotten the impression that he does.
>>96444639He only likes it the way HE does it.
>>96444634I am blissfully ignoring this entire kerfuffle. I’m over on the bunker celebrating the fact that someone else is doing Unknown Armies.>>96444382I am autistic in a narrative rather than spreadsheet way, I need to make convoluted explanations for Jumpchain mechanics and correlate events.
>>96444648>someone else is doing Unknown ArmiesIt's probably generic
>>96444650It probably unironically is.
>>96444650I would laugh with the force of a thousand Asian businessmen if that turned out to be the case.
>>96444648I wasn't actually talking to you, I was just fucking around. As should be evident by "BLADE spamming Blue Archive pics", which was Ric.
>>96444639He does seem like he belongs on the discord, but then they'd actually ban him
>>96444658And he'd have to pick up a permanent name.
>>96444658If he went to the discord, then he couldn't try to hijack them and make himself the center of attention. His sole motivation for coming here is that if he shits out enough low effort garbage and runs out every jumpmaker putting in even a modicum more effort than him, then he'll be the sole arbiter of what is and isn't "Jumpchain". Can't do that on a moderated discord, no matter how deeply they hate the hobby.
You know who’s fault this truly is? Red! You know it just as well as I do!
>>96444670Now why would you think Mommy was the problem here?
>>96444656I am aware. I too, am fucking around.
>>96444691>SpoilerFloozy.
>>96441563Berated brother000cp - Witty Banter000cp - Pick up Line100cp - Toxic Love Story000cp - Studious100cp - Not an Idiot200cp - Mr. Smooth300cp - Development100cp - Got it Going On000cp - Meat000cp - Cleaver000cp - INCREDIBLE MOP!100cp - Coffin Apartment000cp - Ciggies200cp - Scholarship100cp - S.O.L (Sad Older Lady)+100 - Sociopath+100 - Man-MeatTonight we bring you the story of a very sexy boy and a very sexy milf. They're both pretty fucked in the head. With the power of 'being sexy' he drew the attention of a woman who was far past the point of listening to her conscience. Tricking him into letting her into his apartment, she had no idea that she was being lured into his apartment. And then they fucked. Seriously, have you ever seen an animal planet episode about mating between two animals of wildly varying sizes? He was stuck on that like a limpet while she happily did all the housework. They do not fight crime. They do, in fact, do crime. Just a little. Besides the relationship itself. And the cannibalism. And encouraging her deadbeat kids to leave her alone the way only a horny-for-milf sociopath with a cleaver and a craving can. Just a smidge, really.
>>96443364>Demons in the Coffin verse are just extremely corrupt human souls that maintained consciousness and now feed off other souls to survive and grow more powerful.Oh wait, really? Damn.I only played the first part years ago so that's news to me.Well, that only changes my plan a little. Doubt angels are gonna be kicking around in a world like that.Though it does make me wonder if that makes Coffin game count as a cultivation setting.
>>96443364...This is one of those worlds where everything is just shit to a unreasonably dark degree aint it?
>>96445217Kind of. The mundane horrors of corporate greed exert much more tangible influence over the protagonists’ lives than the cults and demons. In fact, one of the nicest characters shown so far is a demon. Everyone in the MC’s family is some variety of sociopath, and everyone has basically given up on holding the instigator of the organ harvesting ring to account. It is just a matter of whether his toxic relationship with his sister ends in fucking or murder.It is grimdark, but in a mundane evils of worst case human behaviour way not a 40K way.
>>96415887Holy FUARK, you really thought you DID something here didn’t you? You thought you could just SLANDER a righteous cautious with your pernicious postulancy? WELL, you have ANOTHER thing COMING.The whole point about CARDBOARDhan is that he FOLDS like a deck of CARDS at the same age as STEELku. This little useless jobber just curled up and cried while CONCRETEku BLOCKED bullets with his face and tore apart NOT HITLER’S TANKS. B-b-b-but muh growth spurt, you incipiently defend PAPER MACHEhan. Well, as any instagram fitness influencer can tell you, any RETARD with a pack full of tren can maintain short term gains with motivation and chemical assistance. A true warrior retains his fighting prowess NON-STOP, much as Android 17 grew only more powerful as a fuarking PARK RANGER. SO, how good is PAPERhan at keeping hold of his strength compared to GRANITEku?L to the fucking MAO.TOILET PAPERhan degraded so far by the Buu Saga he couldn’t catch a fucking BEAN, and by Super CHEESEhan can’t even fucking go SUPER SAIYAN. Meanwhile, TITANIUM BERYILUM BRONZE CERAMIC LITERALLY SUN WUKONG STONEku just gets HARDER and HARDER over time like a REAL MAN. So in FUCKING conclusion, don’t you EVER compare TALChan to his godly tank of a father OSMIUMku ever again.
>>96445354Even barely surviving a few hits from Cell is still way more impressive than tanking a few bullets. Like how a tank staying relatively intact after being in the radius of a nuke (even if it kills the crew) is more impressive than a random bowl from your kitchen no-selling a trip through your microwave. Or are you going to say that Cell is weaker than people like Mercenary Tao?
>>96445374>Or are you going to say that Cell is weaker than people like Mercenary Tao?Zamasu nearly DIED to a fuarking RIFLE so actually yes, under SPECIFIC circumstances a GODDAMN BULLET WITH NO WINDUP GETTING TANKED is more impressive than surviving a CELL JR merely TOYING with you.CONTEXT, fool.
>>96445389Cell was toying with all of the Z-fighters to such an extent that even "CONCRETEku" and Vegita were incapacitated by it.
>>96445396Bejita-sama got up and helped LIABILITYhan over the finish line, while TRANSCENDENTku transcended DEATH ITSELF to give his shitty little marshmellow of a son the assist needed to finish the JOB. If Gohan had just gotten shot he’d have fallen over and died from fear of the bullet.
Should we consider the bunker's banning of Gohanposting an act of war (since it effectively dumps 100% of it onto us)?
>>96445441WRONG, you should consider INSTIGATORhan’s very existence as a declaration of war.
>>96445441No, because this place would still suffer from 99% of it since there's nothing else to drown it out.
Posted the Duskmourn jump! It's done at last.https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Lw99d_hmCRjaYIZcAfbajav7h-00c1hV/view?usp=sharing
>>96444975Thanks for the build >>96445217It's basically just our world besides the demons being humans thing. The evil satanic corporate culture just happens to be a focus of the story slightly
>>96446583Thank you! This will be a WONDERFUL new jump to start an NG+ conquest of MtG after finishing my Perfect Phyrexian/Planeswarden run and going back in time to run an angel strat.
>>96446583>Only able to import 4 Companions unless you take the version that mind controls them all into Valgavoth's servants for the jumpC'mon, just add a normal Companion import option. Also a canon companion option with a normal price.
>>96446583The toy origin will do nicely for my Tails Doll chain.Probably need to come in with something to save my existence since my life is tied to the owner's whims.
>>96446583[Magic the Gathering: Duskmourn - House of Horror]Drawback: Harrowing at the House (1200)Rolled The BoilerbilgesSurvivorGathering of Magic (Free)Collected Company (Free)Fast Learner (Free)Aminatou, the Veil-Piercer (800)Valgavoth (200)Shared TormentX2 (0)-Avacyn: Survivor, Gathering of Magic (Free), Collected Company (Free), Faster Learner (Free), Savior of the Small (300), Glimmerburst (0)-Shrylariatha: Gathering of Magic (Free), Demon of Fate's Design (Free), Welcome the Darkness (Free), Demon's Miasma (300), Terror Eater (0)Well. This took longer to throw together than I was expecting. Mainly because being able to BUY the demon's loyalty outright cuts through a lot of conflict and also furthers more of my schemes in nu-MtG. Anyway it's getting late over here, so while this is a preliminary build I will be back to add a writeup tomorrow about what I'm doing with all these folks. Hint: My Jumper views planeswalkers as an overall more destructive force to the MtG multiverse than any demon in the setting. (Also Shrylariatha is the black mana worldsoul entity who hitched a ride on me in MtG iconics. Funnily enough, after looking into Duskmourn's lore my basic idea for her was VERY similar to the idea behind Valgavoth).
>>96447091>Shard is backing up the demon lord who's been torturing millions of people for hundreds if not thousands of years because of his planeswalker autism
I am considering a side chain but want it to be a little different than my usual chains. I looking for ideas on where to go with it but instead of asking for jumps I am going to ask a different question.If you got a chain what worlds would you want to go to and why? Yes it's perfectly valid to say you want to fuck this or that waifu. That is fine. However where would be a cool place to spend 10 years, where might you enjoy staying for a while?
>>96447286What, to just enjoy the sights or something? Pokemon Snap.If you mean with a full build backing me, I'd be fine with Hollow Knight.
>>96447302I am assuming you get a full build but I am asking where do you want to go beyond the powers you get. where would be a fun place to visit.
>>96447331Kirby, danger is all over the place but Kirby fixes it 100% of the time. Seems like a pretty nice place to be otherwise.Pokemon was the first jump made for a reason, plenty of adventure, battles, and threats are something dealt with your team of friends and other trainer friends.Battle Construction Vehicles is a recent jump by Gene, and the construction companies are lunatics, I approve.Sly Cooper would be interesting, I'd like to meet Sly and his team and perhaps team up for a heist or two. Wacky shenanigans taken seriously are a staple in this setting.
>>96447286Plenty of settings, I don't think I would just name one.
>>96447286I mean, objectively it’s Pokemon, right? It’s got something for everyone.But for me it’s Girls und Panzer. For the Panzer more than the Girls.
>>96447684I don't really get the pokemon craze.I played three games (Platinum, mistery dungeon and Y), I liked them but didn't get into it and don't get 90% of the things people say when they talk about it, simply wait it out.
>>96447708The games aren't really what people care about when they say they like Pokemon, they care more for the anime and surrounding lore.
>>96447721I watched some movie, a bit of the anime, it never pulled me in weirdly as I'm really easy to pull in.
>>96446583Do the cellarspawn companions betray you if you are against their creator?
>>96448054No. I'll add a note about that in the 1.1.
>>96448100Thank you.Also is eating people's fear necessarily damaging?
>>96448173it's probably emotional damage from forcing them to be afraid for long periods.
>>96447286I THINK that DXD is mostly harem antics and non-lethal fights called rating games. I don't actually watch it.
>>96448259>>96447286And Sekirei, which is mostly quasi-married life with a number of busty aliens. There's a mandatory fighting tournament, but the number of actually mandatory fights is tiny, one or two.
>>96448173Not necessarily, no.
>>96447286Exalted The First Age as a Legendary Solar would be a nice place to just visit and tour around.
>>96448372As long as you have your mental defenses active at all times and have told everyone you can about the great curse.
>>96447286Lord of the Rings (and the Silmarillion for the First and Second Ages) seems like it'd be a real cool place to visit.
>>96448402I mean, just for 10 years you may just not get involved into that and just do things like tour the Wyld, Malfeas and some of the big cities and tourist traps for Exalts.
>>96448233>forcing them to be afraid for long periods.I don't plan to do that>>96448325Good to know.
>>96443106Cringe by absorbing cringe. I'm based enough to compensate.
Finished beating the Blaster Master Zero trilogy finally. Really interesting setting-- no guarantees on when the jump will be done, but I plan to work on it in earnest.Do you reckon Leibniz is a reverse trap or a femboy? The devs left it deliberately ambiguous.
>>96449169Are you planning for a companion or something? If so make two companions but one for each gender like the twins from Korra
>>96449169>SpoilerEh, probably leave it up to the purchaser if you're offering them as a companion.But in my opinion, probably a reverse trap based off the OST art for BMZ3.
>>96449169>SpoilerApparently a girl, according to the localization director at least. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDRZVwMp_xw&t=2185s
>>96449381Bleh, goddamn timestamps.The part discussing it is at 36:25.
>>96446583Could you add a basic lands bundle? I like collecting them from each MTG jump. Unless I somehow missed it already being here.
>>96439038>166 - SCP Foundation>DrawbacksSCP-001-α (300 CP version), [CLASSIFIED]’s Most Wanted (100 CP): SCP Foundation , [CLASSIFIED]’s Most Wanted (200 CP): The Church of the Broken God, Power Trip, Heavy Horror, With their facial features [DATA EXPUNGED]!, SCP-001-ω (300 CP version, large number of foes from my past) (2400)>Location & Time>Background choicesChildren of the Scarlet KingNone (2700)>PurchasesSchrödinger's Canon (Free)Memetic Hazard (Sentient Memeplex) (2400)Type Green (1800)Dual Loyalty / Double Agent: Fifthism (1500)Novelty (Free)Colorless Green (1200)Absolute Exclusion Harness (Free)Cosmic Starfish (1000)Red (Free)110-Montauk (900)Crimson Conqueror (600)Calabasas Chain (Free)Seven Sins (400)Demi-Demiurge (0)>Ending Option[NEXT] Continue Chain
>>96447286Too many choices to say for sure, but I would prefer settings that are either comfy or are big enough that I could enjoy exploring instead of staying in the starter town. I've thought a few times about some kind of farmer/ranger jump collecting interesting lands to make a nice world to retire in.
>>96447286>what worlds instead of jumpsI mean, obviously my own jumps (why would you make a jump if you don't wanna go to the setting is a mystery). My general jump list wouldn't change all that much because I generally go because I like settings instead of chasing perks after the first dozen or so jumps. Top three would probably be:Jurassic Park definitely, I've been in love with the movie and resulting series since I saw the first one when I was like 4. The idea of seeing JP dinos in the flesh, hearing the iconic roar of the TRex in person, it would absolutely blow me away. A realization that 'holy shit, this is real, I'm really traveling the multiverse'.Harry Potter, I'm a millennial so obviously that was a big part of my life growing up. Plus I'd be back in the early 90s and early 2000s, what could be better than that? Though realistically I think I'd be severely annoyed by their absolutely retarded homework design. A foot of an essay sounds stupid.Then finally Code Geass, always enjoyed it and it has some of my favorite large mechs. Plus I could help Lelouch when random bullshit ruins his actual good plans. Always annoyed me he lost because of cosmically bad luck.
So is this thread just people playing with their OC's in adventures other people have written before? I dont get what the point of this is, just to like show off how powerful your special character is?
>>96450112It's basically an elaborate imagination game. Go to /cyoag/ if you want a better idea, since this thread split off from that one.
>>96450112>So is this thread just people playing with their OC's in adventures other people have written before?No, it's more like structured daydreaming.
>>96447286The main problem with a chain is there are too many worlds I want to explore. Not for love of waifus, but just new worlds to fly around and sight see.
>>96446583The entry for the toy background implies valvagoth can kill you at any time. Are you under his control in any way?For the doomsday perk>whatever battle you are taking part on must last six more minutes. No more. Should the timing run out-I assume you meant the battle must be finished within six minutes and not drawn out. And how do you determine if the battle is over?What does the scroll of fate do?
>>96449442Ohhh that was a thing in all those MtG jumps. I forgot completely. Yeah I'll add it to the 1.1, great idea thanks.Anyone got any further suggestions?
>>96450299>Immediately get called out as Generic on bunker for supplement autism>Shit talks Argent unprompted on 4chan
>>96450330>>96450324
>>96450335I don't want my shitposting linked to who I am by 9anon.
>>96450359Until Argent posts the update to Changed, that is.
>>96450359Coward.
>>96450335At this point, I think he just stays awake all day and night seething about Argent.>>96450359You're perfectly fine bringing it up here though.
>>96450425Because the mods here don't give a shit.
>>96450431(me)Forgot the nta.
>>96450085> A foot of an essay sounds stupid.It’s a stupid way to measure it given the differences in handwriting, but ultimately that’s only a page or so. And I imagine a lot of it is going to essentially be re-writing passages from a textbook.
>>96450431This is true. I mean he even admitted to it, that he only brought it up here because he doesn't want 9anon to connect his shitposting linked to who he is. Which is only a thing because the bunker has proper moderation who give a fuck when unprompted shitposting happens.