Dare you enter the wizard's tower?
bike cuck
>>96453011No, I steal his bike and leave
>>96453011bike cuck
>>96453011haha bike cuck
>>96453011Bike cuck seems awfully confident he's more dangerous than even the normal cats.
LMAO
>>96453042You would go to the top of the tower to steal his butthole.
Putting lions over tigers is bullshit.
>all these retards who think his bike isn't on the top floorYou'll NEVER steal the bike before me.
>>96453011I'd argue that keeping all these cats in line would be a nightmare, not even taking in account the feeding and cleaning and making sure that different types of cats got enough attention or companionship to remain docile enough to stay put in each floor.
>>96453130Even though I feel violated, I like to to think whoever held me down and ejaculated in my butthole is really happy right now. So the overall happiness in the world has increased.
Tldr on bike cuckery?
>>96454897He was part of an old meme taken from an old boxing game.
>>96453119What happened to bike cuck? All of the sudden his art has gone from poor quality doodles about how awkward he is to even worse quality animoo doodles about his favourite animoo waifus.Did he lack of exercise from his missing bike lower his testosterone levels?Did the syphilis finaly reach his brain?
>>96453011>lions above tigers>a weak ass furry with a machete above tigers and lions.Everything is wrong in this image.
>>96455190well fed tigers and lions might not automatically attack (you)the furry will
>>96455190>>lions above tigersCOPE
>>96454897When your bike gets stolen and the overall happiness of the world goes up everything is fine, but when the overall happiness of the world goes up from how much of a cuck you are for making a comic about it suddenly nothing is fine anymore
>>96455203Bikecuck can barely hold the machete, less swing it
>>96455086>online comic artist gets lazy and turns their artstyle to shit to accommodate their laziness. A tale as old as time. Also they wouldn't be webcomic artists if they weren't lazy to begin with.
>>96455516Doesn't help owlturd is intentionally cashing in on the terminally online crowd who are convinced he's an egg that they can smash into a girl with the force of the internet's lust-filled hammer
>>96453011Bicycle cuckold.
>>96453011>you WILL steal my bike OR ELSE>i can't feel personal happiness, the overall happiness in the world MUST INCREASE>i-i'm sorry bike cuck please put down the machete
>>96455235He could stick the handle in his butt and attack by spinning around.
>>96455556psyopping terminally online losers into becoming trannies and then into suicide a few years later is actually pretty based
>>96457297He found a new way to increase overall world happiness
>>96455086He's not shooting for high art, hes shooting for pablum that has the best SEO penetration and gets passed around on social media so he can cobble together a living from clicks. Its a quantity over quality thing since he doesnt have some serialized story he's been doing since 2006
>>96457297Have you transitioned already?
>>96455207I do, but unfortunately tigers objectively win the death battle
>>96453119>player expects to be able to read a completely foreign script just by thinking really hardMAYBE you can roll int if you bring a charcoal copy to the College of Tomb Studies in Magictown, but your 10 INT ass doesn’t even know what spoken Runish sounds like
Why do cartoon comics trigger the fuck out of this board
>>96459172They get spammed a lot on other boards, so when they get posted here, it feels like just spam overflow.
>>96460411Why would you go to other boards
>>96455086>>96455516>>96455556It's this one: >>96458919Shen (Bike Cuck) used to only do one or two comics a month, his famous "the calender/depression beat me up" comics that went viral. That was quite a while ago though: he has 800k followers on Twitter, 3,372 patrons, merchandise, and while he doesn't have a serialized comic he does produce a comic every 2nd day. He's not lazy; he's just doing exactly what Jim Davis (Garfield) did and told other cartoonists to do if they wanted to feed themselves.
>>96455556But if he's doing it purposefully to make his fans think that then I think that's cool.Much like buying the games this board is actually about I think it's funny every time someone buys MTG cards, then cries about WotC, or buys 40k then cries about GW. So I see taking money from retards as a "morally good" action.
>>96460816what would happen if someone tried to do something like that in call of cthulhu?
>>96460816It would have been funnier if they both (Satan and Cthulhu) started having gay sex.
>>96454897this guy made a comic that basically boiled down the liberal worldview to its most basic, digestible form and accidentally redpilled a bunch of people against it
>>96455235>>96455190He will cut himself with the machete and infect you with his AIDS
>>96453011>boss is easier than the filler
>>96459162DMs who allow players to do literally anything just if they roll 20 and their consequences has been a disaster for roleplaying.
>>96460932Shen would not dare tresspass on Trudy Cooper's gimmick.
>>96454986>>96455224So what I gather is that he drew a comic about a nigra stealing his bike but that's okay because the overall happiness in the world went up. That's stupid. Thank you for the explanation.
>>96459162In some previous versions of DnD, I've allowed player characters to try partial deciphering of writing that shares a writing system with a language they already know. Sort of like how the shared characters between Chinese and Japanese can be loosely interpreted when looked at, even if you don't know how to speak both languages. I feel like that's a good and flavorful compromise.
