Justify why your mercenary female rogue or bard character is not also a prostitute.
People keep pestering her for sex and she has a very oppositional personality. So she stabs people for money out of spite.
>>96455013Never turn something you love into a job you have to do. If she's gonna take time to bed down professionally while also running a ship she's not gonna do either very well. That and the bard who was a prostitute (played by a woman) was fucking insufferable about it. Old men, young men, boys, flumphs, orcs, ogres, it didn't matter. If you're gonna do that shit just say 'im going to work/make some money', don't ask every npc if they want to fuck.
>>96455013OP put her out of business. That's why she took up adventuring.
Compared to theft and fraud, prostitution pays like shit.
>>96455075>Never turn something you love into a job you have to doThreadEspecially when that's about prostitution.
>>96455013she became a rogue so she wouldn't have to do that
Prostitution isn't actually very profitable. Most clients only want to pay the minimum and expect a lot of work for it, and the good money from whale clients takes even more effort. Plus all the associated dangers. When you look at objectively, slaying monsters turns out to easier money.
>>96455013Some women unironically have self-respect.Some men have it too!This is a radical concept for you, I'm sure.
>>96455013Because prostitution doesn't ever come up in any of my games; I play fantasy games with a focus on exploration and combat, there's no place for prostitution out in the wilderness or in undead territory or barren lands of lava and fire.That aside, my characters wouldn't do that for any combination of reasons depending on the individual character and the world she lives in:>prostitution doesn't exist in-world>she isn't sexually interested in men>she dislikes men>she doesn't want anything to do with the kind of man who would solicit prostitutes>she doesn't want to degrade themselves to that level>she doesn't want to break the law>she took an oath against sex outside of wedlock>she is principled against prostitution or actively trying to end it>she doesn't need money, or at least need it so badly she needs to sell her body>she wouldn't be desired as a prostitute>in-world prostitution doesn't pay enough>too many risks of addiction and/or disease to justify doing it>she has a partner she's truly faithful to>too busy with other things in her life to have time for that>reputation is too good to risk getting caught doing something like that>too young>too old
>>96455013Because I don't feel comfortable roleplaying anything related to sex with four other fat boomer guys.
>>96455013Cause they're a virgin
>>96455013Any adventurer or high level thief will be making much more money than they would make as a prostitute.
>>96455013saving herself for Randall Flagg
>>96456148omw
She used to be, but not anymore because >>96455971. Her work history does give her additional underworld expertise.
>>96455013You don't pay for sex in my setting, that would be like paying for someone to play a tabletop game with you- oh wait.
>>96455270>Prostitution isn't actually very profitable.
>>96455357Based response giving the shitpost OP far more credit than it deserves.
>>96456454>cheerypicking a NY whore who needs 5000$ monthly just to pay a 40 square foot dump.
>>96455013>Thiefling>prostitute5e players really need to be institutionalized
>>96456476Yeah, no kidding.I don't think biting some troll's bait is really going to improve things around here, but it's nice to think that we can get some good nuggets of discussion from time to time.
>>96455013I'm a guy, I don't play female characters.
>>96455013I introduced a family friend to TTRPGs (not D&D) and she opted to play a character that's essentially a hippy martial artist.She declared that one of her character goals is to open a brothel.
>>96455013No. They just aren't.
>>96456699How are women always That Guy
>>96455013I would only do this in a lewd game. Also bards performing for a living have a much more lavish lifestyle than a common prostitute.>>96456779I had to learn how to avoid being That Guy for years by being acculturated to the norms of tabletop gaming, but I've been learning that since I was a kid. A lot of women are fresh to the hobby and haven't learned how it works.
>>96455013Because me and my gf usually do erp in a private chat after session of our characters.
>>96456454>posts something other than a prostitute, explicitly does not put out as part of the service>in a culture filled with sex-starved menActual whores only make good money at the highest level. Professional escort services that provide gorgeous women with absolute discretion. Pretty much just cater to the rich who want transactional sex. Even then, most try to create an emotional attachment so they'll see repeat business. Same thing was true for courtesans back in the day. Low end whoring is a job you take out of poverty. High end whoring is social mobility for good looking women with more cunning than dignity.
>>96455013she dudden wanna
>>96455357>>she has a partner she's truly faithful tontrbait desu
>>96455013Pimps/town guards don't take kindly to a working girl that's new in town and isn't working for them.
>>96457628That's for a worthwhile antagonist or one of his top lieutenants to do, not to be wasted on some random john.
>>96455013there's no point in restricting it to just females and just those specific classes, think outside of the box>Mage Hand gloryhole service>Druid Wildshape ethical bestiality >Summoner pimping the summons
>>96455013She is saving her purity for a Lord with fucktons of gold and vast tracts of landUntil then she only uses her hands and mouth for the pocket money
>>96458109>Ring Of Regeneration>Ring, very rare (requires attunement)>While wearing this ring, you regain 1d6 hit points every 10 minutes, provided that you have at least 1 hit point. If you lose a body part, the ring causes the missing part to regrow and return to full functionality after 1d6 + 1 days if you have at least 1 hit point the whole timeIt can be her first time all over again each and every week.
I've heard certain rumours regarding the sexual preferences of OP.
>>96458154pf1 so ring of regen immediately casts regenerate and the jig is up, also it's fucking expensive. A scroll of regenerate is upwards of 2000g as well so it's a hard to make a profit from the average 50g a day a high class courtesan earns on average even with the exclusive markup.Still need that rich lord to fund the first step then we can scam others, hoeing ain't easy
>>96458284>pf1 so ring of regen immediately casts regenerateImagine the clench...
>>96458284>pf1 so ring of regen immediately casts regenerate and the jig is upWell, it doesn't seem to do it just once, but over and over again, potentially every round, which has to make for a peculiar experience for everyone involved.
>>96455013cuz a claim is already laid on her
>>96455013Depends on what kind of prostitute. Would a bard or rogue that can make decent gold, doing bard and rogue things, act like a syphilitic street walker? No. Would a bard or rogue become an elite courtesan? Quite possibly, yeah.
>>96455013First of all, she's profoundly racist against surface dwellers. Second, she's holding out to entrap a mid level noble at minimum. You don't get that with worn-out road pussy
The masculine desire to imprint oneself onto the persona of a slutty woman.
>>96459408them AGPs do be wildin tho
>>96455013>mercenaryShe's saving herself for a guy that meets her standards of mutual infatuation. Unfortunately, she lives in Warhammer Fantasy, so every man in the campaign is stuck at 'looking to carve out some security in the world so I can give in to my deepest depravities in peace' and relationships cap out at a mutual respect.>rogueWhy offer services at a rate when for zero monies you can pretend to be available for courtship? Get a few dates in, then rob them blind once invited into their home like a financial vampire. You can even get an adventure hook out of a spurned lover of renown rebuilding a small empire to seek revenge.
>>96459408Based!>>96459592Fuck off, tranny. Since the dawn of time, men have always daydream about being a female whore would be like.
The PC rogue/fighter I saw in my campaign was possessed by a legion of demons and whored out for over 5 years. So, yeah, she would rather rob and kill people for a living
