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Hostage situation 09/02/25(Tue)18:50:07 No.96459949

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Hostage situation Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)18:50:07 No.96459949

Quickly, what's your course of action?

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)18:52:21 No.96459968

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)18:52:21 No.96459968

I cast Time Stop, cum inside OP's ass, and then shoot him five times..

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)18:58:36 No.96460013

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)18:58:36 No.96460013

Let the goat go motherfucker

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)19:07:33 No.96460098

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)19:07:33 No.96460098

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I don't think it's nice, you holding it hostage.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)19:09:11 No.96460111

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)19:09:11 No.96460111

STOP! PLEASE! THAT'S MY WIFE

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)19:44:48 No.96460433

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)19:44:48 No.96460433

>>96459949
I shoot the goat.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)19:46:50 No.96460449

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)19:46:50 No.96460449

>>>/qst/

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)20:00:54 No.96460542

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)20:00:54 No.96460542

>>96459968
>you now have an incurable semi-sentient STD that only speaks in /pol/ memes
What now?

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)20:09:04 No.96460595

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)20:09:04 No.96460595

>>96460542
whats one more?

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)20:20:42 No.96460676

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)20:20:42 No.96460676

>>96459949
I shoot the hostage taker, then the hostage, then myself.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)20:21:51 No.96460685

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)20:21:51 No.96460685

>>96460542
Move to India, make a Twitter account, and then make money off what the STD tells me.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)20:34:01 No.96460780

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)20:34:01 No.96460780

>>96459949
Why would my course of action matter in this scenario?

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)20:35:54 No.96460795

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)20:35:54 No.96460795

>>96459949
the goat's hp will tank most of the hit so when the polymorph drops the rest of the damage it will be negligible. just let it happen

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)20:37:15 No.96460806

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)20:37:15 No.96460806

>>96460542
>nothing's changed
Cool

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)20:37:16 No.96460807

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)20:37:16 No.96460807

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>>96459949
I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)20:40:40 No.96460831

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)20:40:40 No.96460831

>>96459949
Trick shot, I shoot the hammer off of his pistol, leaving it unable to fire. Just a really shitty club now.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)21:11:50 No.96461025

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)21:11:50 No.96461025

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>>96459949

Anonymous
09/03/25(Wed)01:00:56 No.96462180

Anonymous 09/03/25(Wed)01:00:56 No.96462180

Am I getting paid to save the hostages?

Anonymous
09/03/25(Wed)02:04:37 No.96462322

Anonymous 09/03/25(Wed)02:04:37 No.96462322

>>96462180
depends on the setting.

Anonymous
09/03/25(Wed)02:09:11 No.96462331

Anonymous 09/03/25(Wed)02:09:11 No.96462331

>>96459949
back away slowly because that goat is clearly a shoggoth

Anonymous
09/03/25(Wed)02:16:03 No.96462345

Anonymous 09/03/25(Wed)02:16:03 No.96462345

>>96461025
So much of the old GI training manual was hitting people in the genitals. Wouldn't surprise me if their instructions for medi vacs involved kneeling the patient in the balls at some point.

Anonymous
09/03/25(Wed)02:29:46 No.96462377

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>>96459949
Taking hostages eh? Well, two can play at that game.

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