Quickly, what's your course of action?
I cast Time Stop, cum inside OP's ass, and then shoot him five times..
Let the goat go motherfucker
I don't think it's nice, you holding it hostage.
STOP! PLEASE! THAT'S MY WIFE
>>96459949I shoot the goat.
>>>/qst/
>>96459968>you now have an incurable semi-sentient STD that only speaks in /pol/ memesWhat now?
>>96460542whats one more?
>>96459949I shoot the hostage taker, then the hostage, then myself.
>>96460542Move to India, make a Twitter account, and then make money off what the STD tells me.
>>96459949Why would my course of action matter in this scenario?
>>96459949the goat's hp will tank most of the hit so when the polymorph drops the rest of the damage it will be negligible. just let it happen
>>96460542>nothing's changedCool
>>96459949I don't negotiate with terrorists.
>>96459949Trick shot, I shoot the hammer off of his pistol, leaving it unable to fire. Just a really shitty club now.
>>96459949
Am I getting paid to save the hostages?
>>96462180depends on the setting.
>>96459949back away slowly because that goat is clearly a shoggoth
>>96461025So much of the old GI training manual was hitting people in the genitals. Wouldn't surprise me if their instructions for medi vacs involved kneeling the patient in the balls at some point.
>>96459949Taking hostages eh? Well, two can play at that game.
>>96462345>hitting people in the genitalsit's the single most effective way to 1 hit KO a man in CQC and you're not supposed to have manners in war
>>96462345Some old British commandlo video referred to kicking you opponent in the nuts with "spoil his prospects".
>>96459949Free food!>>96460111Inshallah!
>>96459949I grab a plate and start up the grill.
>>96459949kill hostage takes, Revivify hostages if necessary
>Elven embassy in human kingdoms attacked by orc terrorists>They have taken the ambassador hostage>Magical Spetznaz arrives on the scene>"Release the hostages. You have 5 minutes to comply">5 minutes pass "Ok Demitry, light them up">APCs and machine guns around the perimeter shoot at the embassy non-stop for 10 minutes, the embassy is leveled>"Alright Demitry, that's enough. Let's go look for survivors.">No survivors, 20 dead elves, 12 dead orcs>Local church dispatches the clerics on the scene>Elves are revived, but are comatoze for the next month>Orcs are restrained and revived, executed a week later>"Perfect mission Demitry. No hostage casualties. Let's go drinking."
>>96459949I let everyone around me know about how horrible the hostage taker is and how sad it is that he killed the goat. through songI attack with my magic horn, killing both the goat and the gunmanI chase down the gunman's "accomplices"I destroy his entire kingdom with my magic hornI keep singing about how sad it is that those gunmen keep killing so many goats
>>96463005>it's the single most effective way to 1 hit KO a man in CQCKek no, and most of these training manuals are useless and written by people who were never in a fight.
>>96459949Calm down, don't shoot your wife or girlfriend.
>>96470404>Orcs are restrained and revived, executed a week later
>>96459949No witnesses.
>>96459949Roll for insight on the goat.Is it secretly the BBEG?
