>Hands where i can see em'. You got any potions on ye? Any scrolls? Yeah you do, i smell alchemy ingredients on you. You've been hexing today? Oh, y'all don't hex? All y'all hex, every Wizard hexes! And you look like a Wizard to me. Don't you reach for that wand in your robe- He's reaching! He's reaching!
The joke doesn't work because wizards are the richest, most educated, and most civilized class.
>>96467469>We WUZ sorcerers.My wizza, you can't even brew a healthing potion right. Wizza, what in all that is arcane is you waffling about?
Its dey cultur
FUCK the Paladins and FUCK all y'all Kingsmen.We out here casting spells, we out here doing something, we out here moving potions.My gold stacks higher than my three foot tall minions, Wizza.
Never forget that 40% of all paladins admit to accosting their fair maidens.
>>96467469Wizards are freakshit loser scraping bat shit off cave walls and licking it to test potency. Pick up a bec de corbin, you fucking nancy.
>>96468032I just wanted a fucking polehammer
https://youtu.be/CMyvIDLAub8related
>>96467545>FUCK the Paladinsanother day another wizard who can't take our name out of his mouthtalking real big for a guy with two hit points
>>96469606Yeah and you be talking mad shit for a pally who's actin like most wizzas don't got heat metal memorizedI wish a pally would pull up me, turn his tin can ass into soup in a camp fire
We out here obtaining lichdom through good vibes and the core tenet> It’s Puff, Puff, PASSMeanwhile you got these goofy ass necromancers that be scaring the hoes with their creepy juju
>>96469648Swampleaf brings true evil out of Wizzas. On realm, fortruth.
Despite only making up 13% of adventurers, wizards run 50% of the dungeons.
Wizards are disproportionately represented on the roster of the richest business people, with 10 wizards among the top 50 (20%), and 38 (19%) wizards among first 200 world’s wealthiest.
>>96470854That would be (((Clerics))) actually.
