>your party walks into town>a kid bumps into you>you notice they stole the first napkinwhat do you do
>>96479675I don't have a napkin...
>>96479675As long as he didn't steal my cola, I'll live
>>96479675I don't get the question. There's nothing I could do, they took the first napkin so now I must take the one on the side and continue the chain. Once someone takes the first napkin the world has no option but accomodating them without even noticing.
>>96479675Are napkins a new invention? If not the first one must be very old and presumably dirty.
>>96479675i roll to pose sluttily, i have +1 from horse
>>96480257fail
>>96480313What?? I put "dice+d20" in the email field, but my roll is gone! Is this the power of an enemy「stand」 ?
>>96480510
I kill himJust like I killed him every other time we had this thread
>>96479675Laugh quietly, because I stealthed in earlier and replaced all the napkins with carefully folded pieces of shit smeared toilet paper from the nearby leper hospice. That fool will soon be eating his chocolate sundae and wiping his mouth with contaminated fecal matter! Bwahahaha!
>>96484778This is just the /tg/ equivalent of>Who in vidya could beat him /v/?
>>96479675Critically fail sanity roll, become instantly and irreversibly mindbroken and spend the rest of my life posting shit threads about it, I guess.
Every player I've had, without fail, that expresses interest in this franchise has been the absolute worst sort of powergaming nonce I've ever had the misfortune of running a game for.
>>96479675Teleport behind the child and stab him with my katana *tips fedora*Psht, nothing personal kid
>>96479675Slay them with my Holy Avenger because stealing is evil.
>>96479675Eat the child
>>96486507after eating him you'd have to get the napkin the kid didn't take, you're acting as he designed. He doesn't need to be alive, the world now works under his design because he took the first napkin.
>>96479675The fool. Jesus Christ emerges from hell behind the child. The son of god is fully erect. I avert my eyes. Jesus LOVES the little children.
>>96479675I leave the retarded idiots to pointlessly fight and argue over napkins, while take the power/glory/happiness/culture/law/money/food/hearts for myself in the meantime. Napkins are just symbols, not the actual things.
>>96491905the napkin is also a symbol
>>96479675no they didn't