when you leave your toys/minis unattended they come to life. what are the worst ones you could own?
>>96482967Who has the greentext of the Jessie getting a load blown on her face and being left on the floor and the other toys have to calm her down and prevent her from removing it not to expose them.
>>96482967Probably a chaos titan. With it being animalistic in nature and prone to lashing out at anything and everything you would be lucky to come back to a house at all let alone a room.
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>>96484921Bueno
>>96485000Is that Rapeman? From the famous 90s OVA Rapeman? based off the hit manga Rapeman?
>>96485077So, what is his super-power?
>>96485108He has a magic dick that rapes the evil out of women. Also he skilled in rope, cuffs and can catch any female running off.
>>96482967I'm suddenly uncomfortable about my shelves of Bad Dragon tentacle toys.
>>96482967>the warlord titan stages a revolt, backed by scores of tiny space marines>it is only stopped by the arrival of an unknown, ferocious new bio-titan (the kitty cat)>conflict breaks out between the necron and witch hunter armies stored next to each other>both factions are decimated and many hundreds of dollars are lost when the skaven on the shelf below them experience a series of unfortunate misfires>a lone squad of half-painted imperial guard take cover with star wars stormtroopers, each mistaking the other for members of the same faction>meanwhile, the Bridget GuiltyGear dakimakura cries to a row of sympathetic anime figurines about the horrors it has witnessed
>>96485165One night they going to attack you like a bad horror porno trying to be a 80's slasher
Great unclean one, or any nurgle affiliated unit.Smells like shit and germs kill at any size.
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>>96482967Anything that's big enough to carry and plant d4s
>>96485135Can we get a statblock please for D&D 3.5e
>>96482967Warhammer 40K minis come to life would take it. It would be a scarier Small Soldeirs scenario.
>>96487131Only if they were orks or tyranids. That could very quickly devolve into world ending situation depending on how alive they are.
>>96482967I have a Hank J Wimbleton doll right next to a Kenny McCormick one.
>>96487119Size/Type: Large Magical BeastHit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)Initiative: +1Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.Special Attacks: Improved grabSpecial Qualities: ScentSaves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8Feats: Alertness, TrackEnvironment: Temperate forestsOrganization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)Challenge Rating: 4Treasure: NoneAlignment: Always neutralAdvancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)Level Adjustment: —
>>96482967I feel sorry for them, but they've been like this for years
>>96482967Most of my toys now are either trapped in blisters, or on sprues. They aren't going to do much to me except suffer.
>>96482967the one in the jar.
