Why are elf wizards so lame and gay?
Because you are jerking yourself off over being born a human, the only thing you can be proud of.
>>96487520Because you are gay and all your thoughts are gay. Now, let's post elves.
>>96487520Games?
>>96487520what are you talking about?
>>96487597>>96488095These elves look like they give straight guys advice on how to dress better.
>>96488111>how to dress betterbetter than being a smelly old bum
>>96488095these look retarded
>>96488095These look neat. This some ESO thing?
>>96489030not him but seems like tamriel rebuilt concept art, there were some outfits like that in the telvanni mainland
The forbidden dwarf wizard.
>>96488970>I hate fun>>96489161this. They're supposed to be giant bug robes worn so that outlanders and fetchers leave them alone.
>>96488095>>96490096Based on Kirkbride's original Telvanni concept art.
>>96487520>cherrypickingIt's too easy for them. They have hundreds of years to leisurely study and practice magic.A human has, what, 70 years tops? Time pressure inherently creates a lot of incentive to push the envelope and get as strong as possible as quickly as possible. I wouldn't even consider cracking open a cursed grimoire if I had 200 years to learn fireball.That said, the average human wizard is some lame and gay nerd ass oldfag. You take the top 0.1% of elf wizards and they're as cool as the human counterparts.
>>96487520This meme is terrible. If you made it OP, learn not to use "oh," and "so," as frequently, its insecure writing.
>>96487597>calla someone gay>proceeds to post the most faggoty shit ever
>>96487520because they are wizards
>>96490792fucking lul>>96491065yeschad behavior
>>96487520Neither are as cool as dragon wizards.
>>96491214Where's his hat?
>>96487520Cherry Picking much
>>96487520The Chad human human forbidden knowledge wizardThe Chad Elven „I have spent 400 years perfectioning the technique of ass raping you“ elven axe fighterI don’t realy have a dwarf equivalent
>>96491214Sadly dragon anything is too often ruined by furries>>96491614The chad sober cleanshaven dwarf (everyone thinks he is a gnome and he doesn't bother to correct them)
>>96491214ima fuck it
