Have you ever played a fat character?
>>96496990I played a particular chubby penguin wizard in a short-lived GURPS campaign. His name was pengy and he sacrificed a fish (which he would buy from Long John, the party's fishmonger) every time he cast a spell. His dream was to learn to fly. But he was just too fucking fat.
>>96497206>pingukek that was a good show
>>96497206>GURPSnormalfag
yeah. My DM made me roll constitution saving throws against exhaustion during chase scenes even though it was just supposed to be a fluff thing. He ended up getting mauled by a ghast and a bunch of ghouls and dying alone in the dark.
>>96497569>My DM made me roll constitution saving throws against exhaustion kek
>>96497206Nice>>96497569Very based DM
>>96497569Lmao
>>96496990We were doing Paranoia way back in the day and rolled characters the original way (1d10 each stat, you get one reroll).I rolled a complete garbage of a character with Moxie, agility and Endurance of 1, Chutzpah of 2 and 2/3 on rest. His only ok stat was Power at 6 (precognition).Reta-R-DED was a morbidly obese shithead with extra chromosomes, so Friend Computer naturally made him squad leader and immediately upped him to ORANGE.He did pretty good. Whenever the party had to go somewhere Reta had pretense to hang back and "catch up later". I also abused his precognition constantly, buffing away suspicion by pointing out how retarded he is. Very fun and still the most obnoxiously horrible person I've since played to this day.Reta died (the sixth time) when our hygiene officer executed him as a communist (too stupid to notice someone had swapped his ID card with that of a convicted commie)
>the daily fuckee commission spreading + trivial question catalog filler threadban evasion is too easy these days
I'm playing one right now
>>96496990Currently playing one in Dark Heresy 2 - Quarantine world/Adeptus Mechanicus/Seeker. Rolled fantastic stats for him (got 5 19s on 2d10), but his Agility is utter shit - managed to get 25 on 2d10+25. He is not truly fat, more like tall and heavyset. Not like it's that noticeable under his red robes.
>>96496990Hell yeah. It was a rough and tumble city campaign. I played a champion bar brawler. Big belly with a tattoo of some chump getting his teeth knocked out by a meaty fist on it. Favored small vests, no shirt. He was actually bigger into bar trivia contests than bar brawling as far as interests go, but people don't buy you drinks for bar trivia contests, so punching people it is.
>>96498588Based
>>96496990Yes. It's boring playing nothing but skinny people.
>>96496990No, fat people are among my villains.
>>96499042Like Baron Harkonnen?Based
>>96498949Based chub enjoyer
>>96496990Yes though more strongfat. I was a player on a Pathfinder Jade Regent game, playing a middle-aged Oracle with the Limp curse. He walked with a cane, generally fairly elegant, but the GM insisted on rolled stats so I ended up with 18+ CON from 1st level or something ridiculous. So I said he looked strong, hearty, a bit like a barrel in terms of build.Ended up banging Ameiko in that campaign and became a prince consort of not!Japan.
Had a home game oneshot Pathfinder character (probably wouldn't have played him for an actual campaign cause he was basically just a bit) where I went into the game with the purpose of making an actual disgusting shithead.This guy was basically a fat fuck Harkonnen parody. Focused on necromancy as a Thassilonian gluttony wizard, some fluff ties to Urgathoa, prestige'd into bloat mage to make the fat fuckery a mechanical fact, and used magic trick (floating disk) to carry his corpulent ass around like a palanquin.Again, great for a one-off, not real-character material though.
Yeah I played Jeremy the Neckbeard Wizard in a Savage Worlds game, he had a bottle of Mtn Dew he used as a focus for his acid splash spell, he could teleport behind people with his katana for a "nothin' personnel" attack, and he had resistance to divine magic because he was an atheist. Game didn't last very long but he had the Obese flaw which actually gave him a few extra hit points but made him a bit slow. The DM pitched the campaign as a comedy game but in reality he just got pissed at my characters so I had to stop playing it and then we stopped playing and switched to something else.
>>96496990I'm currently playing Chef in a Cyberpunk campaign. It works pretty well.
No, but my gf is a fatass and she plays fat characters. In Shadowrun she once played a decker in a wall-e chair, was v fun.
>>96496990Played a fat, bald, drunk weapons master who smelt bad for a couple sessions
>>96505960Based af
>>96496990Kill yourself puckee https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1nbcguz/artcomm_brother_alfus_cleric_by_pedro_silva/
>>96505873Nice.
