Wizards are powerful, but nothing beats the feeling of picking up a big stick or a big metal stick and beating a monster to death with it.
>>96511174Nahualli are powerful, but nothing beats the feeling of picking up a big chexlen or a big macuahuitl and beating a Ixpuxtequi to death with it.
>>96511174Given that monsters don't exist, how are you aware of this feeling?
>>96511535this guy doesn't even flip turtles off their back
>>96511547Turtles aren't monsters.
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>>96511535>monsters don't existNobody tell him
>>96511174Why can't a wizard do both? There isn't much stopping a wizard from using a magic rod as a mace.
>>96511758>wizard with a macevs>fighter with a rod
>>96511928>Battlemage vs Artifighter
>>96511758what about bloodletting daggers, crystal orbs, spell grimoires and voodoo dolls?
>>96511174So true.
>>96511174Sure fighter-kun, polymorphing myself into a dragon sucks balls, flying and werfing flammen isn't fun.
>>96511535Bro. You going to really sit here and say monsters don't exist when the ...s..... of the ....ed ..a... is a child raping pedophile.
>>96511535>he didn't punt toads as a kid with a golf clubNgmi
>>96512994Have you hit him with a club thoughbeit At least that other schizo took a shot at him
>>96511535>he never played a rousing game of 2x4 the retardNgmi
>>96511535They don't exist anymore because of the aforementioned big metal sticks.
>>96511547>>96511575Given that it's often hard or impossible for a turtle to flip itself off its back, wouldn't flipping turtles off their backs be helping the turtles?
I still love the idea of a mage with anger issues who sometimes gets so pissed off that spamming fireballs isn't viscerally gratifying enough, an he just needs to go around bashing people's skulls in with a solid steel staff
>>96513739Mage who focuses on buffs specifically to hit people with a mace as a form of anger management.
>>96513716Maybe the real monster to beat was turtle torture all along.
>>96511535>Given that monsters don't exist, how are you aware of this feeling?He killed all the monsters. Duh.
