traps r gay edishTo those who don't know, failed black metal musician, author of the biggest forced meme in Music "Burzum" and successful murderer of a bandmate Kristian Vikernes, stage name Varg, turned tiktok influencer has released his own fantasy heartbreaker. It's surprisingly playable, and, for all his failings, Varg Vikernes is still a better person to give your money to than Wizards of the Poz or Pozzio.
>>96530036>failed black metal musician, author of the biggest forced meme in Music "Burzum"Hey, Burzum was the only decent thing he did.
>>96530036The grammar of the first post is non-existent because it is Friday Night and I kept rewriting it in order to not appear to be sucking Varg's cock.Pardon for>twitter threadBut picril is actually solid GMing advice, even if delivered in Varg's usual insufferable manner.Also, post "metal" character art if you have any.
>>96530058I don't disagree. Filosofem is among my favourite albums and I'm a Blind Guardian and Nightwish fan, not really into black side of metal. But his prison-era and French exile era music doesn't seem to carry the same energy.
Various stabbing, slashing, cutting, hacking and bludgeoning implements in VargQuest (because RQ is already taken).
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>>96530068>that picthe fuck, is varg on this board? I swear I've had that exact argument several times with some obtuse cunt(s)
>>96532590>is varg on this board? For sure. He's probably posting on twatter after that argument.
Character sheets. Look a bit too busy for an otherwise relatively simple system.
>>96532629Unironically this is probably a genuine passion project for Kristian, unlike his latest albums that suck ass and is a desperate move to make quick cash.
trying a little too hard "anon"
Reminder that "Varg's" real name is Kristian and the person making these threads gets really butthurt about it lmao.
I love you varg keep up the good work
>>96530036MYFAROG was released years ago; everyone made fun of it because of an excessive amount of highly granular tables, then he released a 2nd edition that didn't have so many tables and no one cared because rulewise it does nothing special and the excessive tables were the only thing people found interesting. Also "fantasy heartbreaker" is a pejorative.
Someone upload a scan of fucking ReconQuest already or I won't give a shit
>>96533804Honestly, that's even sadder. His passion project is just a mediocre fantasy heartbreaker with some nonsense ethnonationist power fantasy thrown in.Myfarog's worst crime was that it was duller than dishwater, this looks like more of the same.
>>96535704>Reminder that "Varg's" real name is KristianReminder that many artists use stage names. Famine (Peste Noire) is obviously not his real name, why single out Varg?
>>96530036>It's surprisingly playableIs it?Is it really, anon?
>>96538039>Is it?>Is it really, anon?It's AD&D with kinda Mythic Europe (with Elves and Dwarves and sheeit) setting and a slight bit of arms and armor autism. And no Cleric class, of course. It's Varg, after all.
>>96537571They're both faggots.
>>96538059>Famine is a faggotJump into a KPI mosh pit and say it, tough guy.
>>96538172No thanks, you boyfucking fag.
>>96530068>Varg knows how to competently GMI feel shocked despite the fact that it's not really all that strange considering how long he's been playing.
>>96537571>don't deadname him!Ok Kristian
>>96538770>>96538770>don't deadname>deadnamesVarg's legal name had been Loius Cachet for a decade, lol. But nobody knows who that is. Nobody knows who Kristian Vikernes is, either, people know Varg - man from the memes who stabbed a satanic homosexual.And it's obvious that I'm not Louis since there is zero posts seething about Christianity in the thread. Challenge level: Impossible for Varg.
>>96539036Vargs real name being Kristian isn’t exactly uncommon knowledge anon.
>>96530068>I think you confused your storytelling game with my RPG hobbyFucking based, lmao
>>96538051>It's AD&D with kinda Mythic Europe (with Elves and Dwarves and sheeit) setting and a slight bit of arms and armor autism.So, no.
>>96539366>So, no.see>>96530068
>>96532560The shitty weapon art is actually great, beats slop every time>>96532697but the character sheet is so ugly holy fucking shit
>>96532697I'm tracking six currencies in my game, and none of them are called "copper pieces" or "gold pieces"
>>96532697I'm on his side of the argument but the sex checkboxes are sending me.
>>96530068>in order to not appear to be sucking Varg's cock.You're making a thread about his products and music. You absolutely are sucking his cock, faggot.
I remember I planned a campaign for MYFAROG with my Christian friends once where we would purposefully play the Christian and Jewish stand-in races and see how long we could survive at a normal level of challenge.
>>96546421>see how long we could survive at a normal level of challenge.Please, tell us a story.
>>96530077Filosofem is amazing, but his Dundeon Synth stuff is pretty good. Especially Daudi Baldrs.
Still no scan of it
>>96546661>Still no scanVarg claims he's printing copies locally, but shipping takes so long me suspects he's actually printing in India and shipping through Chinese companies.
Reminder that Kristian doesn't even consider his own brown-haired kid white (very good parenting, right there)>inb4 i-i-i-it's brown-blonde with emphasis on blonde!
>>96546896Varg himself isn't even white.
>>96532590found the story shitter
>>96532590Yes.It all actually makes sense now.We had a retarded troll try forcing "storyshit", and when he got beaten to death here, he backpedaled it down to "storytelling games" but complaining about them in the same exact ways.And now the reason he was doing that was because he has a retarded game and needed to try and neg all the others so that people might start thinking "Oh i hate games that aren't complete shit, I should play Kristian's complete shit game."What a fucking retard, and we seem to be stuck with him.