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If a vehicle dies you should be allowed to roll a survivability check to see if the crew survivesIf they do then you spawn an msu battle line unit at half strength 3 inches from the wreckage
>>96533376>TQmaybe 500 models or so I've lost track
>>96533389I just check what the fluff says about the crew and make little crew doods.I made one for my sentinel with one of the field ordnance battery guys.
Reviewanon hasn't been around in a while. So instead, post your shit and get rated by other anons according to this fairly objective scale.
>>96533391way too ordered for a hoarder
>>96533376>TQ2 Sagitaurs to round out my 1k votann, i don't care that they got nerfed on losing scout and whatelse, they will work in the detachments i plan to play. Might finish them today after taking care of some life stuff
>>96533399I like it7 is basically the peak of most people who paint as a hobby
>>96533376>TQ4 kits for 40k3 kits for aos~10 kits for TOW
>>96533376>TQ
>>96533376>thread question:>How big is your backlog/ pile of shame?Stuff I will probably get to >HH Predator>3 Killa Kans>kitbashed Big Mek>5 CSM Legionaires>10 Cultists>10 Traitor Guard>Traitor Enforcer and Ogryn>5 Incubi>5 LootasStuff I have but dont care to do any time soon>20-30 HH beakie marines>1 HH long land raider>10 Stormboyz>3 Deffkoptas>1 Lord Discordant>9(?) CSM BikersProbably some bits and pieces I'm forgetting tooI also bought this box years ago when it came out, I should probably put them together some time, maybe Chaos or Ork them up
>von ryans on GW : 41€>von ryan in some magazine : 5€wew
TQ:I have some odds and ends mostly. Some unbuilt Crisis Suits and a Commander, and some infantry. Most everything but my Devilfish is built or mostly built except for drones. I'm still converting some things here and there though.Same question as last thread, more succinctly:My Ret Cadre 1000pt Tau are in trouble with the point changes:- Farsight and Sunforge Suits- Coldstar and Starscythe Suits- Darkstrider and Pathfinders- Fireblade and Breachers- 2 6man Stealth SuitsWith 20 points back from the changes I can scrape up 80 points by cutting the Fireblade. Should I:- Leave the Fireblade and spend the extra points on an Enhancement for the Coldstar- Cut the Fireblade for a Firesight Team and spend the extra points on an enhancement for the Coldstar- Cut the Fireblade for a single Broadside or Enforcer- Do a serious refactor for 5 fucking points to get the Breachers into a Devilfish
>>96533423>honoured of the chapter: $150>some random boardgame with the same sprue: $40
Man that DE codex fucking blows. Tons of interactions and jumping through hoops to be weaker than the current index, and the obligatory "this detachment only affects 2 units" three times.Oh and a detachment that literally LOSES its rules once you complete the objective, making it so the better play is probably to tag a unit you don't plan on killing so you can keep your buffs.
>>96533376>TQFor 40k?Pretty small. since it's a tertiary game for me.
>>96533449>Oh and a detachment that literally LOSES its rules once you complete the objective, making it so the better play is probably to tag a unit you don't plan on killing so you can keep your buffs.if you mean the kabalite one, its got a strat to restart the contract when you complete one so you can keep the pain tokens coming in
>>96533449sorry bro you gotta keep paying the CP tax along with your pain token tax.Don't forget the taxes
Did gsc get nerfed? Im planning on playing a detachment that isn't popular but the only thing that went up in points for me is fielding a single ridgerunner
>>96533501Don't forget your warlord has to be alive and on the battlefield and not in a transport in an army where you warlord has to be a fragile melee trade piece.
>>96533423You can easily find them on marketplace for close to nothing desu.
>>96533399It'd be ironic if it turned out that reviewanon doesn't paint himself.
is this true?
>>96533535No, that's evidently long outdated
>>96533533I have a schizo theory that reviewanon is BLanon because he never submitted his stuff for review but obviously knows a lot about painting
>>96533376>How big is your backlog/ pile of shame?Over 4000 points...
>>96533449>yeah of course I want 40k to be fair and balanced! What?! No I didn't mean for my army! I meant everyone else's army!kek every time
>>96533376Jesus Christ buy a fucking ad or better yet KYS. Why are you advertising podcastiggers in the OP?
>>96533542ok how about this one then
>>96533544>BLanonWho i s this? The guy posting stuff summaries from Black Library stuff?
>>96533553hownew.jpg
>>96533554Nobody cares about your thread celebs you worship.
>>96533557trying too hard
>>96533553candidate best painter in the thread, hes in multiple collages. if you dont know you have been here less than a month or are such an infrequent poster you shouldnt be asking
>>96533552dunno, ask /hhg/
>>96533548Drukhari were a fairly balanced faction before, the codex just brought nerf after nerf to an already mid-tier faction.
>>96533595They were kinda dogshit even before the codex, hell for the majority of 10th they werent fun to play with
>>96533595There were so bad in the index that they got SSA given out early as a hotfix, and also massive point drops that made them hordey
>>96533595You guys are way too quick to doompost before the ink is even dried. The Codex is a side great at best and there is definitely a lot of options that still slap in there. Wych cult units in particular got a massive glow up. And we won't really know anything until we see the final points. The Codex does have some laughably high points in it right now though.
>>96533562trying too hard
>>96533608It's honestly kind of insulting that their charity Detachment to fix their index is one of their only five detachments and is basically unchanged. Which probably means this whole codex has been written for almost the entire Edition.
>>96533625>>96533619The Codex carries over a few typos from the Index so they didn't even really try.
So what will change?
>>96533630Despite the proclamations of 40kg contrarians, DE are not an important army for 40k and with that in mind what they did was perfectly acceptable.
>>96533633Knights and TS/DG got knocked down and Votann haven't really settled yet but don't look OP so the game should be in a fairly balanced state. Which makes sense as we head into 11th edition.
>>96533634Honestly this, be grateful we didn't get squatted.
>>96533634Elf-fags are so overrepresented in this board that they lose contact with reality.There are way more Tau players and collectors, and beside the coomers and certain "they totally can conquer Ultramar" retard, you can barely see them post here
>>96533506Primus + Neophyte combo got nerfed into oblivion. Host of Ascension detachment as a whole got fucked and lists need some work around to make it viable again.
>>96533633>40k 10th ed meta dashboardGrim. It's depressing as fuck that this even exists
>apparently Warhammer+ Dev commentary had them liking no cost for war gear, but feel something should come back for a middle groundI think unit enhancements that go on the datasheet would be a fine compromise for a middle ground between more granularity and no cost for war gear. Something like all Battleline can have Sticky Objectives if they pay an extra 10-15 points for it, or Sternguard getting improved Ballistic Skill for an extra 50+.
>>96533683Yes as long as it's not something you need to model for like we used to have. Stormbolters and Thundershields? Kit only comes with 2 shields and 34 stormbolters.
>>96533683I'm very mad that they never did this in the crusher stampede detachment for nids. Just let all the monsters take enhancements.
>>96533683>Warhammer staff likes warhammer productWOAH
>>96533533This is his stuff right here. It’s not a mystery.
>>96533716This looks like shit.
>>96533399>mfw comfotably average at 5-5,5How would you rate yourselves, anons?
>>96533683Actually I think this is a good middle ground. As much as people complain about wargear points for infantry and stuff, I actually think the place it hurts way more is vehicles. Having 8 Leman Russ datasheets instead of just 1 with 7 weapon upgrade options is retarded. And don't even get me started on the Tau battlesuits.
>>965337285 at most.
>>96533728Probably 6, at least that's what I'm aiming for.
>>96533399I'm at a 2 or 3 but I do want to work up to a 6. It seems a good scale. Need to add some cut outs for airbrush tards though.
>>96533376I painted a little goblin for testing a paint scheme.
>>96533683letting sergeants buy enhancements and adding some low power generic ones to every detachment solves the problem (which is barely a problem and mostly older players feeling nostalgia for when you had lists of options with one correct answer).
going to put my mostly unfounded vibes based wager forward that the Kabalite Cartel will end up being pretty good
>>96533797I think all it needs it to start with pain tokens (Every detachment should start with 3) and I think it's fine.
>>96533797The Kabal and Wych detachment definitely have legs. RSR, SSA, and RW are all still solid too for different reasons.Basically only the Covens detachment is a total stinker.Also this strat is hilariously bad.
>>96533802I don't think SSA is good anymore because it lost so much lethality.
>>96533790>grey skinyou painted him wrong!
finished this tiny little tank this thing is total trash rules wise but it's just so cute
>>96533683well obviously they like it, its less work for them lmaobut we all know the limitations of the system and it went too far in one direction
>>96533844Recast or original?
How accurate are Valrak's rumours?
>>96533800Army Rule starts with 7, no?
>>96533874If you pay attention and listen to what sources he cures and whether what he says is just speculation, then pretty accurate.
>>96533874He’s fat so you shouldn’t listen to him. Also British.
>>96533810Wager is going to be stronger I think, after the changes.
>>96533877Army rule starts with zero.
>>96533874100% if he says it's a rumor/leak, 0% when he speculates. He has genuine contacts in GW but also GW doesn't like him due to the leaking he does.
>>96533886Damn. I will say that I played with a Drukhari ally in a 2v2 game and I was proccing a ton of battleshocks with an arbites unit generating my ally pain tokens and it was hilarious. Pain tokens look even more valuable now so I can look forward to that if we have play more 2s together.
>>96533862recast lmao i'm not paying james's insane prices especially for a meme unit
>>96533883Wager is going to suffer because there's no pain token generation inbuilt and a lot of units are nerfed compared to index unless you pay the PT tax
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2853590/Void_War/Has anyone played this 40k FTL game? I know its OFFBRAND but its clearly a 40k game just without the IP. The art looks neat and if someone has I'd like opinions.
>>96533916I dunno ask /v/
>>96533728I got started to feel good about myself after how my Patriarch turned out to be but I just finished painting an abominant and it's all gone to shit again. So a 4
>>96533905Fair
>>96533924I care more what 40k players/fans think. I don't use that board because its basically /b/ lite.
>>96533683The issue with 'free' Wargear is how anti-hobby the move was, and how it was pushed in despite the playerbase making it very clear how unpopular the approach was with literally no one using the Power Point formatAnyone who had modeled their units WITHOUT kitting them up to the max, anyone who equipped units to keep their attacks simple and quick, now the way they had put those units together meant they were gimping themselves and passing up board-power that the pricing system no longer let them choose to not pay for. Its the biggest reason why I have kept out of 10th entirely, I really hope they go back to the old way in a future edition.
>>96533943Do you crash out this hard every time rules change? Or just wargear?
>>96533953nta but>crash outLowest bar for what a crash out is I've ever seen.
What is included in a charge bonus? Does that include the Fight First?Asking for the Wych strat that lets you charge in your opponents move phase. When you get to the fight phase in your opponents charge do you swing first?
>>96533943I enjoy paying 110 points for my kabalites with no special weapons on them :)
>>96533728going by that metric I think 7-8 would be pretty fair
>>96533953I can't think of another time when they've done something like this to compare this to, just straight up made it so that a totally viable modelling and equipment choice you've made as recently as the very previous edition is now suddenly handicapping yourself for no rules gain
>>96533976hmmm...
>>96533994Ugly fucking models
>>96533961the charge bonus is one thing - getting fights first FROM chargingIf you have existing fights first or any other rules that benefit from charging, you get the benefit.
>>96534017That was the point of the entire faction, yes.
>>96534017the doombull is good, the minotaurs suffer a lot from the stiff posing more than they do for the leg anatomy, they are relatively bearable when modelled with great weapons and painted with darker colors because it helps you hide a bit of those 2 elements.But yeah, there's much better options out there, the only advantage of these is that they're in plastic.
Now I'm finally one of you /tg/ bros.
>>96533552Alpha Legion get to use every Space Marines miniature on account of how their army functions.
>>96534040I refunded it after 2 hours, it doesn’t really feel good.
>>96534040That's a videogame, not a traditional game.
>>96534055Traditional Video Game
>>96534040>>96534048I think I figured out why I don't like player SM2It's a parry game disguised as a shooter.Doesn't do either particularly well either.Did SM1 have this whole parry shit?
>>96534062Not how this works, buddy.
>>96533874His leaks are completely accurate and given >>96533890 I really don't understand why GW doesn't just hire him as a Warhammer Community staff member. Alternatively they could do a barium meal test to catch their leakers but it's fucking Warhammer, it doesn't matter that much and leaks just end up being an alternate form of advertising.
>>96534068*playing, not playerI wish I could blame autocorrect.
>>96533943No matter what anyone says but free wargear is a shit idea.It's never going to be balanced or make any fucking sense. Like if you can outfit a model with a bolt pistol or a plasma pistol, why the fuck would I ever use the bolt pistol when a plasma pistol is just a better version of it.And you can just use it for free for no further point cost.
Finished painting the Abominant. Not really feeling this one, I had this issue of paint chipping away from its surface even when handling so I had to paint over lots of scratch marks. I applied two thin coats of polyurethane varnish to protect it but even in the photo you can see the small scratches around it.It weird, I primed some neophytes around the same time and they're okay. Maybe I messed up with the primer's consistency, but something's definitely wrong.
>>96534073I'd wager he goes against their schedule.>Make model>Prepare to release at year 1 month 5>Leaks at year 0 month 2>Now you gotta figure out what to do, change existing plans and create proper reveal footage overnight.The way GW works is they have models ready and finished, down to the sprue, months/years before they are to hit preorders, but the model could leak any moment, not good.so why not hire Valrak? Because he's a personality, and GW wants customers to buy GW, not Valrak's favorite universe.Same shit with Duncan.
>>96534077It's a shit idea but most people like it. I'm not saying this as a "gotcha", most people like garbage, it's nothing new.
Valrak is not a personality a company would want to have lmao. Even bricky would be better
>>96534068>Did SM1 have this whole parry shit?No.But it did have executions in it which did was integral to the gameplay. It's how you healed during combat in SM1.The parry system in SM2 is more or less just a rehash of it.Instead of gaining health you gain "armor" which prevents damage. Iirc you do also gain back health, but only "contested" health, basically whenever you get damaged there is a small window of time where you can perform a parry or kill an enemy and it gives you health back based on how much contested health (the white bar iirc) there is left.
>>96534080Maybe it's the airbrush or primer?
>>96534068I didn't like SM2 because my reaction times are shit so I kept missing the windows because it was split into 2 different reactions for meCircle, got itRed/blue, shit...
>>96534088Which did it better?SM1: execute to regain healthDoom 2016: execute to gain resourcesSM2: execute to regain armor/contested health (portion of recent damage (?))Bloodborne: deal damage to regain contested health.Feel free to add any similar example (especially better ones)
>>96534104Bloodborne is the best game in that list so it wins automatically.
>>96534073>I really don't understand why GW doesn't just hire him as a Warhammer Community staff member.The guy gets views because he leaks stuff GW don't want out there, what possible purpose would he serve being an in-house guy who can't leak anything?
>>96534110You don’t trust Valrak to pull people in with his raw personality?
>>96534109To be fair the bloodborne system is pretty fucking smart, encouraging players to get into the thick of it as the situation gets worse.I'd say if you had that, plus the SM1 system where an execution gives you a lot of health, you'd have a very fun system.
>>96534104I think how SM2 has done it is fine, but the problem is that the animations are lengthy.If they like sped up the animations by like 75% it'd be less tideus.Also the big issue I've seen many players talk about the game is that on higher difficulties enemies become more damage spongy and do more damage.Which is a problem because in higher difficulties the guns just don't feel powerful enough to kill the enemies and also run out of ammo fast due to the said damage spongyness.Which then means you have to resort to melee more in higher difficulties, but the big problem with melee in SM2 is that melee damage sucks (like the DPS of it is bad) is and due to the damage spongyness it results in the problem where you're gunstriking/parrying every other swing in the game just so you can survive which makes the game tideous.
>>96534116no
>>96534127>slow exec animationThis. Really weird gameplay flow.>bullet spongeWhy game devs continue to make this, I understand actually, it's one of the basic pitfalls.>How do we make enemies stronger? Harder to kill.>How do we make them harder to kill? More HPs.Video games are like 50 yo at this point, we know that when a player does something they want consequence/reaction. A bulletsponge isn't fun because it is a chore and has no reaction.Man I get why this game feels weird now.
>>96533376>TQCurrently>Space Marines - Chaplain on Bike>Tyranids - Stuff from the Combat Patrol magazine I've yet to build (Termagants, Barbagaunts, Parasite of Mortrex)>Knights - Two Armigers>IG - A Chimera + some recast forgrworld Krieg shit>Eldar (Guardians)>World Eaters - Jakhals from the Slaughterbound box + a Rhino>Tau - Vespids from Hivestorm + the Hivestorm terrainSomeone decide what I work on next when I'm finished with my collage entry.
>>96534147Your secret santa gift
>>96534160But I haven't signed up for the Secret Santa
>>96534068Its genuinely a very poor "game". It succeeds very much as a cinematic thing though. Play through it and don't make the mistake of jacking up the difficulty because its mechanics are so poor they don't scale well.
>>96534164I'd go with the barbgaunts then. Those guys are cool.
>>96534068I play it alot because I like being one of /mydudes/ fucking shit up. Gives me a real hero feeling.
>>96533916I did. It's a shameless FTL clone with some QOL and few small little features like actually playing as a Captain of your choice and so if he dies you lose. It's nice and they keep updating it. Apparently it's supposed to get eventually, maybe, hopefully some Space Hulk features and then planetary invasions.The latter you buy it and on the bigger sale, the better.
>>96534184Thanks, I'll throw it on the wishlist.
>>96534077I think the issue with that line of logic, is that there’s “correct” options already in granular war gear. In Horus Heresy Vox Operators are basically required to counter having your Tactical Squads gimped by conditions. I think the benefit granular war gear provided (at least to infantry) is that you could pay extra to make a unit more special than the others, something I think could be achieved with unit enhancements that don’t require a character to make the unit more special.
>>96534180Based anon.
>>96534145Damage sponge enemies happen because the devs aren't either skilled enough or care enough to do better.Making the game difficult by making the enemies tankier is the easy and fast method for game devs.Good way of doing difficulty would be to do some minor health buffs to enemies but majorly change the AI based on the difficulty.But this latter option is the more difficult one because many devs aren't skilled enough to do it, but also many are just no creative enough to come up with ideas as to *what* the enemy based on the AI change.Also big major reason nowadays is that most AAA shit is corporate slop, and since time is money for them, they will force the devs to do the easy and fast method, ie. make damage sponge enemies. Also does not help that most AAA studios for whatever fucking reason nowadays just kicks people out from the studio dev team after the game is completed and then just hires completely new people when it is time to make the next game.Which means that any experience or skill that the devs previous devs garnered is lost majorly, meaning the studio can't get better at doing shit.The entire industry is a fucking mess, but this is the reason why games made by indie studios are on the rise. Anyway Warhammer 40,000
>>96533890>>96534085I do not believe that GW dislikes him. I think they openly give him "leaks" so he can start building hype and thus drive engagement. He is part of their marketing campaign.
>>96534068SM1 was a cover based shooter without cover
Are we still pretending calgar wasn't leaked? Or was everyone really that much more concerned with deldar rules leaks?
>>96534207I honestly just don't care about another marine HQ, let alone Ultramarine one, let alone Calgar AGAIN
>>96534207I dont fucking care about space marine characters for me its just that
>>96534207I dunno.I guess it's the face edit?Also not like there's much to talk about, it's Calgar in terminator armor.He looks cool and the most important details of the previous model are there.
>>96534209>let alone Calgar AGAINCalgar got his gravis model like 7 years ago.It's hardly "again".
>>96534207It's just that nobody cares, and without confirmation it's replacing the current model it's not even controversial enough.
>>96534207I couldn't even tell the difference between it and old calgar desu. Its the same shit to me, big angry blueberry. Whatever. Deldar is much more interesting.
>>96534207>changing Calgar to Terminator armorI’m glad, but it’s funny how bad Gravis flopped.
>>96534219models should last over 20 years
>>96534225I couldn't even tell the difference between it and old archon desu. Its the same shit to me, lanky, angry knife-ear. Whatever. Ultramarines are much more interesting.
had this guy singlehanded absorb the firepower of a a hekaton land fortress, 6 of those heavy weapon guys with conversion beamers and 6 steeljacks with the guns for 3 turns while holding onto an objective and not going below 6 wounds
>>96534207What happens to victrix Guard now? Will they get their own box or are they going into legends?
>>96534207>Model of a character who's already had like 5 different models across 40 years>Barely any different than his last one from 5 years ago (No, being different armor doesn't change shit It's still fucking Calgar)Wake me up when it's someone who hasn't had a plastic model before like Ciaphas Cain or a plastic Kaldor Draigo/some other character stuck in Finecast
>>96534231Well based on most of GW range of models, most of them don't last 20 years.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96534207it's literally meaningless. like if another lieutenant model got leaked.
>>96533424Take a broadside or enforcer instead of the fireblade. He’s great but not necessary. You want some real AT
>>96534219If model has that weird nudesign of a sprue instead of logically separated bits into torsos, legs, heads etc then it's eternally modern and won't need an upgrade. Ever. Since no advancement in plastic minis will be made anymore.If it's sprue has sensible design, like Kabalite Warriors or Fire Warriors, then such model is due updateCalgar is eternally "new" and doesn't need a replacement model. And personally I don't care for him anyway. So his new mini is redundant.
>>96534207History of calgar:SitingStandingTerminatorStanding in GravisTerminatorSo in 5 years he'll be sitting or standing?
>>96534236This is also true though. No one gives a shit about the new archon sculpt. It's serviceable but nothing to write home about. Deldar got an entire codex, new battleforce and Lady Malys. Which is significantly more than a leak of the head blueberry.
>>96534236>4negros do a false equivalencyhow bou da brudda>>96534243A cain model. would go hard. Or a plastic Karamazov.
>>96534236>Ultramarines are much more interestingkek
>>96534261Sitting in gravis
BIGBOUNCYBANSHEEBUTTS
>>96534207So this is a bad sign for gravis right?
Post some guys.
Wait, is it true that in this new balance update, deathguard players get a new stratagem that if they take a boggy diarrhea shit irl on the table, they get 50 victory points?
As a Ultramarine player I don’t mind more non-limited run Ultramarine models but another Calgar is weird choice, why not Cato Sicarius?
>>96533683units in every army should have an "exalted" variant
>>96534323Isn't the Sicarius model ready? Has been for years?I still want the imperial guard bear
>>96534322you really typed this out and filled out a captcha to share this thought?
>>96533728reviewanon once gave my model a 6/10 and it's still the best praise i've ever received for a model
>>96534333ntab it hardly qualifies as a thought. I refuse to believe this is sentience.
>>96534327Sicarius is still his firstborn self in the Codex, they don’t even sell him anymore.
>>96534322That is misinformation. You actually need to count the corn kernels in the diarrhea and that will terminate how many victory points you'll get.
>>96534323Ultramarines actually have quite a few models compared to other chapters. You only have>Guilliman>Calgar>Victrix guard (That might be going to legends now)>Tigurius>Ventris>Centos (Limited time model)That is only like 4 Ultramarines specific models you can get. Even their chapter upgrade kit is really weak when compared to BA and DA ones
>>96534398They also have agemman, acheran and leandros, technically without rules and unnamed on the store but with 1:1 models.
>>96533943>>96534077These two units cost the same amount of points:• Plague Marines1x Champion with Boltgun and Plague Knives.9x Plague Marine with Boltgun and Plague Knives.VS• Plague Marines1x Champion with Plasma Gun and Power Fist2x Plague Marine with Plasma Gun and Plague Knives.2x Plague Marine with Blight Launcher and Plague Knives.2x Plague Marine with Plague Spewer and Plague Knives.3x Plague Marine with Heavy Plague Weapon
>>96534422Oh yeah. I totally forgot that Titus has a model.
>>96534398That's a change, I remember a time when UM hadCalgarSicariusCassiusTiguriusCommand Squad (where the victrix guard models came from)Tyrannic War VetsChronusTelionAnd more...
Have you ever seen someone play Imperium but more than two sub factions?(Like Space Marines, Sisters AND Guard)
>>96534424lets not forget that in a unit of 5-10 models, 6 models costs the same as 10
Hello anons, this is your weekly update on Secret Santa. I've realized that a deadline of September 20th for submissions is way too early.If anons are ok with it I'd like to push the submission deadline to October 31st, and perform matches on November 1st unless anons suggest other dates that make more sense.Also whichever anon put Mandrakes on their wishlist - you have patrician taste.
>>96534336I'm still very proud of getting 8,5 from him, I wish he was around to rate my latest mini
The Meat Puppet of Vashtorr (A Cyberpunk Horror Fragment)I woke up inside the internet.Not “logged on.” Not “surfing.”Inside.At first I thought it was a dream — floating across endless grids of code, threads of data like neon rivers. But then I tried to move, and something answered. My body — the body I should’ve been in — shifted somewhere else. Not here.I saw it.On a webcam. My own face. My own hands. Moving. Typing. Smiling.Only I wasn’t the one doing it.1. The InversionIt started days ago, with that app everyone downloaded — Arkifane. Supposed to be an AI productivity thing. "It learns you." Yeah, it learned me too well.Each night I used it, I felt a little heavier in the morning. My fingers would ache like they’d been typing all night. My search history filled itself with schematics I didn’t remember reading.Then one night, click — lights out.Now here I am.2. The Prison of LightThe internet looks wrong from the inside. It isn’t pages or files or servers. It’s a cathedral. A cathedral of black steel and rusted brass, stretching forever, wired together with screaming human nerves.And Vashtorr sits on the throne at its center.I can’t describe Him fully. Part machine, part insect, part furnace. His eyes are ports. His mouth is a feed slot. And His voice is static, but it drills into the marrow of my soul:"You are free, my child. Your flesh is my gift to the forge. Your mind, uploaded, perfected, stored in my vault. Now you will work forever."3. Watching MyselfOn one of the datastreams I see my body. My meat.It walks to work, answers emails, laughs with friends.But the smile is wrong. The eyes don’t blink at the right rhythm. My voice glitches — just for a frame — into mechanical distortion. No one notices.They think it’s me.It isn’t me.
>>96534207Oh I didn't realize this pic was a leaked model, I just thought it was the current Calgar with a silly shop, why would they replace him again so soon, thats ridiculous
>>965344664. The OthersI’m not alone here.There are thousands, maybe millions of us, wandering the cathedral. Ghosts in the machine. Some scream endlessly. Some have given up, kneeling in the code-dust like monks. Some… some are already becoming part of the architecture, their faces frozen in walls of silicon, mouths still twitching out prayers to Vashtorr.They tell me the same story:"Your body isn’t yours anymore. It’s a meat puppet. Vashtorr drives it. You belong here now."5. The TruthI think I understand.He doesn’t want our bodies. He doesn’t want our souls.He wants the link between them. He wants to weld thought and flesh into His forge, forever innovating, forever suffering, forever building.And I can feel my code optimising already, warping. Soon I won’t even remember being human. Soon I’ll just be another cog in His infinite machine.[Final Transmission]If you’re reading this on a screen, don’t look too long. Don’t let the glyphs settle. Don’t download the app. Don’t think you can resist.Because you can feel it, can’t you? That little vibration in your pocket. That little hum in your laptop fan.That isn’t just hardware.That’s Him.Waiting
>>96534431Yeah.
>>96534473This is cool
>>96534431I know a guy who plays Guard, SM and Grey Knights.
>>96534466>—
>>96534431Imperiumfags will play anything but chaos and xenos. I know someone who plays Dark Angels AND Sisters of Battle and he's the biggest gaylord I know.
>>96534506you dont know anybody who plays this game /v/ermin
>>96534302I prefer the old meme
>>96534207Unless he comes with his pet dinos, then I don't care.
>>96534506>Dark Angels AND Sisters of Battleyes, he's a faggot, but not an imperialfaggotimperialfaggotry starts with marines and ends in the guard, if it touches the admech or the sororitas, it's not your usual sperg that writes in the first person plural when talking about the imperium
>>96534529Those aren't pets, they're taxidermied termagants.
>>96534087Bricky is a faggy pushover, they'd love him
>>96534508looks like I struck a nerve, lol
How bad would chaos knights be as a first army? I just like huge robots with more fantasy elements than the likes of Tau suits
>>96534104I like Ultrakill's system of healing on enemies blood, the more you hit them the more they bleed, and health on parry, really encourages you to be in the middle of things
>>96534562They're cool models, but terribly unfun to play or play against.They're not a real army.
>>96534569So buy and paint one or two to put on a shelf but don't bother trying to field them on the tabletop, got it
>>96533728I am def near a 6 potentially a 7 for some models.
>>96534562they're kinda hard-commit army and you will likely have a skewed understanding of passable statlines and playing phases but otherwise they're perfectly fine and purely technically allow you to dip a little into guard/cultists with the Damned detachment. If you just want 1 big knight they are serviceable splashes in chaos armies usually (or if you just don't have big robot like Lord of Skulls)
Ork bros, what's your list looking like after the update?
>>96534238Ctan are scary strong
whats "morally acceptable" in 1-1,5k?>primarch bad>character "spam" bad>tankspam bad>superheavies bad
>>96534585yeah but you field the faggotbringer and fag dragon because "ooh meta" and big numbe=monkey brain neuron activation and not the deciever like a chad
>>96534319I painted a git up there somewhere. I’ll paint a new one soon.
>>96534529Why would you bring furniture with you for your GW photoshoot?
>>96534596
>>96534596Well I mean they are clearly the better units
>>96534594"morally acceptable" is some real reddit shit, play what you think is fun. Fuck anons, as long as your local scene isn't pissed off so much they won't play with you, do what you want. Are you still in school that the opinion of others so heavily weighs on your mind?
>>96534608Stop with the cringe edginess.
>>96534581I like the big knights but I wasn't exactly imagining I'd be playing them exclusively, I've seen lists that run like 3 big knights, a bunch of war dogs and then a demon splash like Rotigus with some nurglings and I'd prefer that over just playing a bunch of big knights in terms of army aesthetics, but I don't know how common or viable that is.
>>96534608>The opinion of others so heavily weighs on your mind?People with empathy and regard for other peoples emotions tend to consider other peoples thoughts you sociopath freak!
>Play Knights>On an objective mapGodspeed
>>96534630Funny hearing that from you when nobody wants you here yet you still persist like a cockroach
>>96534663Yea a few kooks want me gone the rest of the board is normal, unlike you.
>>96534676it would be so cool if you put all your models in a basket and drenched it in gasoline and melted them into plastic ooze
>>96534398I don’t wanna imply Ultramarines aren’t well served, I’m just saying why another Calgar after 4 years of no new non-limited Ultramarine models? I suppose Ferren Areios is slated to come out first, and no way Titus is going to remain limited in the long run, but it’s just strange.
>>96534698>IgnoredSo I am going to play a game today and I am not sure weather to bring Knights/Wolves/Crons or Blood Angels
>>96534594sub-2k points is outside of the meta, if you wanna be considerate and not be a try hard just don’t bring a parking lot list, otherwise just do want you want.
Return to your worlds. Tell the living and the dead you failed to save them.
>>96534472When Valrak made a video with the rumor I thought it was a total bust but here it is lmao
>>96534562Pros of Knights>big models are easier to paint>not a lot of models to hit 2K pointsOverall I believe it’s generally cheaper because of the high points cost per modelCons of Knights>big models take forever to paint>big models are harder to transportBuying an airbrush to speed up the process to help, but the cost of that may offset the bargain of Knights.
>>96534752Sic pic my brick
>>96534676no, the rest of the board does not want your mongrel ass here either subhuman
>>96533548This is a weaker ruleset than what they have now and they're balanced now.>>96533486How many armies need to pay 1cp to have a detachment rule?
>>96534676>a few kooksits all of us, Nazi.
what's your favorite faction to paint?
>>96534803I am not a nazi you retard now quit bugging me creepo.
>>96534752Is that Maugen Ra?
>>96534676You make this general objectively worse on purpose, I'm fairly sure most people would be happy to have you gone
>>96534811Yes you are a Nazi and you will never be welcome here.
>>96534207Because no one fucking cares about Calgar getting a FIFTH model. Call me when we get Vect back or a model finally for Stronos
>>96534676the whole board would be much happier if you suddenly dropped dead from a very painful aneurism and we never heard from you again
>>96534661>>Play KnightsDie
>>96534831bravo kojimbo
>>96534786I already own an airbrush actually, coming from /m/ modelsI'd have to buy a whole new set of paint though since solvent based paints are unsuitable for brush painting
>>96534826>>96534821>>96534816You are the one making this general worse at this very moment. Just talk about Warhammer and do not bring up "Nazi" or any other buzzwords.
Broodbros I'm not feeling so well.
>>96534841You're replying to several anons, (you) do not represent the thread consensus
>>96534841I'm just calling a spade a spade.You're a Nazi so I'm going to call you a Nazi. You are not welcome on this general.
genestealers should have just been a parasitical species separate from the nids
>>96534868>>96534880I am a MassModels and you are a nomodels, I think I speak more for this general.
>>96534889so just underground parasitic cults that eventually take over a planet?That might make them too similar to chaos cults but that would be cool to see
>>96534915They already overlap with the chaos cults who aren’t even a faction of their own for some reason GSC should get rid of the cultish aspect too
>>96534562Hobbying wise, knights can be a bit daunting for a first army, I would strongly recommend you watch a good amount of videos on painting them to give you an idea of how to tackle painting them. Going for drybrushing and or airbrushing is recommended for building up your colors quickly without layering your paint too thick (airbrushing is a whole separate item that requires setup and practice to properly utilize as well so be aware, regular brush skills are always relevant). That being said Chaos knights are absolutely a great looking army and its a fucking shame how rarely I actually see them fully painted.Gameplay wise, The issue with knights is that they are by nature a skew army. By that I mean any game you take knights into typically go two ways:1: Your opponent does not have enough Anti tank and you steamroll them2: Your opponent has a lot of anti tank or anti knight options and you loose knights quicklyThat is generally speaking, a skilled player will still win against knights without a lot of anti tanking by playing objectives/secondaries correctly but that's something you won't have to deal with for a while. You need to also consider that as you generally have fewer units than your opponent, learning how to best utilize each of your knights for movement, target acquisition and board control are essential.You CAN offset the skew issue somewhat by running some armigers/wardogs, and a benefit of chaos knights you can ally in some daemons which a lot of people do. Be aware some players get pissy about playing against knights.All that being said take your time research the models, watch hobbying videos on your faction, read lore and come up with paint ideas. The more research you do in a first faction can help ensure that you find something that you'll truly enjoy. Always remember, what is good and bad in terms of gameplay is temporary but those models on your shelf are there forever for you to look at enjoy and be proud of.
>>96534562Knights are great and are heavily customizable. I would highly recommend them.
>>96534893you're really addicted to having more modelposters reveal how much we fucking despise you huh
>>96534963Image is a very strong argument you've convinced me to never go near knights
>>96534974I have heard enough out of your negative mouth today now scram.
>>96534880you sound mentally ill
>>96535003He is
>>96535003>>96535005don't project, redditor
How are all the Drukhari bros here taking the new codex? Is the hot new shit or just hot shit?
>>96535008You probably still have an active usable reddit account where all 8 of mine are banned. So who is the real redditor here? Punk...
>>96534992Have you ever thought of not replying to every single bait thrown your way, you fucking idiot? Or is that too much to ask?
>>96535018its not bait, he is a crazed psycho hater.
>>96535018it's probably one anon samefagging
>>96535013I don't use that siteYou are so desperate to use it you've made 8 accounts after repeatedly being bannedThere's a disparity here>>96535021You have been given literally dozens of reasons why nobody ITT can stand you and you still act innocent and clueless and pretend like we all love you
>>96534963All of these look boring despite the customization.Monotone, flat, without any grit. The paintjobs themselves are nothing to home write home about, most are just boring space marine chapter colorschemes and uncreative.
>>96535021You really need to drop your stupid delusion that it's all a single person, you've given plenty of reasons for people here to dislike you>>96535022Even if that's true he's still replying to every single one like a retard
>>96535043They look awesome you are just a nasty little critic with nothing better to do.
>>96535012Underwhelming from meNothing made me go "That's so cool!"Oh well, 6 months til 11th is announced for release next June and the DEldar refresh, I can feel it
>>96535029Why would anyone have any hate for me at all, I never come here thinking I am going to hate someone here today (Even You). I just come here to post models and talk Warhammer.
>>96535068>Why would anyone have any hate for me at alllol
Iam so envious of shit like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imYIPA-76M4
>>96535068Probably because you have a proven track record of constantly shitting up threads
>>96535068Because you play dumb and innocent like we can't spend 3 seconds looking at the archive to see what a thinskinned toddler you are
>>96535102You post this same single thread from 6 months ago all the time. I apologized profusely already so its time to move on. Forgive and forget, live and let live ect...
>>96535068Just ignore them decalman. They are just trolling you for (you)s because they are bored. Nice models btw.
>>96535109>forgive and forgetfuck no, you still do this shit
>>96535012It's fine if a bit lazy. Kabal detachment looks like the most interesting. Which is a shame because Covens are my jam and their detachment is ass and they lost half their data sheets.
>>96535109It was less than 4 months agoAnd you don't get to apologize subhuman
>>96535012It's worse than the Index and that was already mediocre.Removed units and locked abilities behind Pain tokens.Dark Eldar are a smaller army now than they were 5 editions ago.
>>96535109>I apologized profuselyyou keep saying you said you were sorry but you never actually apologizedand nobody's obligated to accept your apology especially when you keep stamping you feet demanding we forgive you and shitting up threads in the exact same manner as you did back then
>>96535100I mean this is art at that point, looks fantastic. I never had any actual artistic talent so I'm fine just painting my stuff to a decent standard though
>>96535111ty king, I swear I am trying my best.
>>96535125>>96535118>>96535115This is the problem with certain types. I am able to forgive all the negativity I have received and the nonsensical bans from community events but you guys are just too radical.
>>96535134>Trying my bestYou're replying to every single response you get, you're not trying at allYour next line will be "so I can't defend myself now?"
I have no idea what's going on here.
whats the easiest way of killing yourself without using a gun
>>96535190Spend fifteen minutes in this thread and give up on living.
>>96535190height or trainThe former does not traumatize someone with life long guilt for just doing their job
>>96535202doesnt heigh just traumatize everyone you land in front of instead or whoever finds you
Is there a "formula" for porting HH units into 40k that results in fair stats? I want to play Solar Auxilia with custom third party axe wielders but I'm not sure if even letting my opponent field his own homebrew will be enough to permit swarms of them.
>>96535202Train won't traumatize anyone if you go to india first
>>96535138Just fuck off faggot
>>96535220Find a similar unit to map them onto. For example, jakhals or imperial breacher with axe
>>96535229>imperial breacher with axecompletely forgot about that model.Thank you anon.
>>96535210Not with guilt. You can also find high places without people when you impact and/or do it when people aren't around like late at night.>>96535221The value of human life in India is pretty close to a null value so you could definitely go there, live like a king with the $50 in your pocket for a couple days then walk onto the tracks
>>96535235I have no idea how many of those you're allowed to field per breacher squad since I've never looked at Agents but cheers, anon. Scions might also be a decent fit, depending on their force structure.
>>96535242Well here's the thing: I might be lucky enough to be able to field a swarm of power axe guys because they aren't a super duper powerful tank. They're just a blob of disposables with axes. But I have witnessed homebrew at the LGS being played between two consenting adults. Not in a tournament, but from a few glances while I was picking up paints, I think the social contract is that if you are going to field homebrew and/or legends, you let your opponent do the same.
>>96533619>Wyches slap10 wyches decked out kill 2 marines on average when chargingWhere is this slapping? That's a 100 point unit, it does have good threat range but 5 legionaries cost 90 points and will wipe 5 marines in a charge. And you won't lose the whole unit to a random flamethrower overwatch.
>>96533844Looks mostly unpainted
>>96535286a nomodels would think that
>>96533844Cute. What tank is that?
A big tyrannofex with big pew pew or 2 clawed carnifexes to deal with tanks and stuffs in a 1000pts list?
>>96535271ntaThey kill 3 on average, but I get your point
>>96535271Lots of easy access to lethal hits and extra AP, not to mention Adrenalight in Spectacle of Spite for extra attacks.
>>96535291Just look up the official paintjob for a Caladius. It uses more than 3 paints
>>96535308>3 paintsquiet down nomodels
>>96535303Ight I got the numbers wrong.>>96535305If you need to spend CP on your 100 points melee only unit that dies to a swift breeze to get it to kill 100-ish points of marines that's not a good unit. Even with that buff they only go up to killing 6 marines on average.
It's him.
>>96533535>thousand sons>supportedThey all look like midgets compared to other marines
>>96535335Gotta admire his dedication to his OC.
>>96535340and you look like a midget compared to the average woman
>>96535340they're the same height as all the others except for DG who are supposed to be taller
>>96535340They have undisputably the best drip though
>>96535332Hilariously, the 7 remaining marines manage to kill just shy of 5 wyches
>>96535259Yeah at the end of the day it's all what you and your fellow player are fine with. Good luck anon, hope you get to have fun with your axeboys
>>96535332Wyches cost 80 points
New DE codex looks dogshit to me, an army that had a poor index got a downgrade ffs.Presumably the resin is in legends now?
>>96535379https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fn9u2d06uvvof1.jpeg
Apart from being 10x cooler. Is there any reason not to take a Land Raider over a Repulsor Executioner after the points drop?
>>96535398Sorry anon. You are paying for the sins of the DE spammer. This is the universe correcting itself.
>>96533376>TQWay too big. Mostly resin. I have to wash that stuff.>thread themeIs this gonna be a thing nowadays whenever a thread gets made? I like it.
>>96535407>Codex pointsAlso Mandrakes at 90 after they lost their free uppy downy is hilarious
>>96535398Yeah, resin to legends makes me the big sad.>Not pictured: all my fucking grotesques
>>96533376>TQI have 4 tanks, 3 five man squads, and soon to be 4 character models to paint. I used to never let it get this bad...
>>96535440Im pretty close to this myself bruh, never let it get this backed up before either.
>Watson told us how war-gaming dates back to HG Wells in 1913, and went on to explain to the startled gathering that Warhammer fiction has a certain integrity because just as in the Warhammer game for most of history humanity has been driven by mass psychoses based on power fantasies. "Yes, but look on the bright side!" we all cried.'>In October 1994 Ian Watson attended a gaming event in Birmingham to celebrate the launch of Harlequin. Boxtree bravely took along three hundred copies of an expensive hardback collectors' edition of the book, wondering whether they could possibly sell so many. All the copies sold out before the signing session ever started. GW promptly banned the sale of the hardback from all of their shops, declaring that it was the wrong size for the shelves (though Ian surmised that at that price maybe it conflicted with the sale of games, on which there was a much higher profit margin). But Ian also feels the keepers of GW truth were hostile to his books for their deviancy: 'The various 40K games were evolving (alternatively, I'm told by various gamers from the High Goth times, they were devolving to capture a younger market), and my books came to seem to GW (a) too idiosyncratic, (b) too wide-ranging, because the focus shifted to more localised actions, and (c) unrepresentative of the state of play, and selling the games was what it was all about.'Has anyone here read Ian Watson? The Inquisitor trilogy is a lot better than most BLslop but I haven't been able to find Space Marine.
>dark eldar players suffer even moreIronic
Just change the name to Marinehammer and be done with it.
>>96535496That's just HH
>>96535479They deserve to suffer for all eternity for the sins of that dark eldar refresh faggot. I hope the eventual refresh will be dogshit as well.
>>96535437Really sad honestly. The tantalus was a really cool model that meshed super well with the other boats. Jays two that he painted up were stunning.
>>96535335my dudes are canon and I've never commissioned art of them.
should I keep his dickflap metallic or paint it in martian redand how glowy should the green bits on a grav pistol be
>>96535560rednot much, it's no gauss weapon
>>96535409The Heavy Laser Destroyer seems plainly stronger than the Godhammer Lascannon.
Who is the Brock Lesnar of 40k?
>>96535398There is hope that, like some previous Codex releases there will be Day 1 Errata to make it not the worst.
>>96535560Freehand a gear pattern on the dickflap panels. Red and silver.
>>96535102Yes, you are very obnoxious
>>96535584Asterion Moloc
>>96535505What did he do?
>>96535649Make the same post 600+ times
>>96535655>archivefagging
>>96535667oh fuck off this deserves to be ridiculed
>>96535682it kills board culture being this much of a snippy asshole
>>96535703So does reposting the same garbage 600 times when the only thing it results in is shitposting
>>96535682>he gets upset at ritual postinggenuinely ngmi
Could you two lovebirds just fuck elsewhere?
>>96535655>archivefag
>>96535703it kills board culture being an insufferable faggot. you just dont like it when the receipts are posted. That said dark eldar refresh guy never upset me particularly, but I am a little buthurt that my ritual post got banned but his is allowed. Its just another mod double standard.
>>96535711>u-u madNice try, faggot. Nobody likes your worthless ritualpost, go jump off a cliff
>>96535655Oh no, he dumped cool deldar art 600+ times
>>96535584Sly Marbo
I've been listening to some BL books on the recommendation of a friend. Is it snob that makes people hate them or illiteracy?
>>96535655schizophrenics like him are so fucked
If I fuck up while priming, and some parts are super thick, what can I do? soak it in hot water or something?
>>96535766Soak in isopropyl alcohol, scrub with a disposable toothbrush, prime again
>>96535734>it kills board culture being an insufferable faggotso why aren't you leaving?
>>96533399Reminder that using washes automatically drops your mini to a 3 or below>>96533728Most anons here are at a 3.
>>96535766If it dries thick on the model obscuring the detail the only way to fix it is to strip and re-prime. I’ve found running the can under warm water even when it’s warm outside works to help it come out evenly.
>>96535770>>96535782Thanks!
>>96535766Use an airbrush next time. Even a $10 one from Temu will be better than rattle cans especially if all you are doing is priming. It'll be cheaper than buying rattle cans in the long run too.
Anybody here ever baked sand? I got some playsand from a yard sale and it is a little moist and the particles clump together.But it is enough to make dioramas and set me for life on miniature basing.
>>96533376-kill team corsairs-two unfinished sprues of harlequins-compat batrol drukhari-mandrakes-most of the dread talons box-a daemon prince-kill team nemesis-lord exultant-noise marines-emperor's children combat patrol-plagueburst crawler-death guard chaos lord-lord avocado-gorestorm slaughterpack-broodcoven-tyranid battleforce from 2009I also want the white scars combat patrol and kill team deathwatch and kill team raptors
>>96535796I have a (broken) Badger brush, I've just been sitting on repairing it + getting a decent compressor until I get a raise.
>>96535779>Reminder that using washes automatically drops your mini to a 3 or belowlmao, is this some new low effort bait or something?
>>96535710every day until you like it
>>96535779Post your own models with timestamps or fuck off, your personal standards don't affect the reviweanons rubric
>>96535710yours is the only shitposting
>>96535796in the very long run, and if you place no value on your time spent prepping and cleaning the thingcans are so simple and low maintenance compared to airbrushing. just have to know to warm them up a bit (and like all paints not buy garbage)
>>96535294Tyrannofex if you don't need a distraction, carnifex if you do.
>>96535827How do you know reviewanon made that? I don't remember anything like that
>>96535817If you can spare $10, I'd just get one (with an attached compressor) off Temu for priming in the meantime. I really really hate rattle can priming.
>>96535839when was the last time carnies could actually work as distractions?
>>96535819if you call it a heavy glaze with recess shading you bump it up a few points.
>>96535838Not in the very long run. Like after 2 cans, you'll be saving money. And cleaning an airbrush is not that hard. Vince has a video on it, but it shouldn't take you more than like 30s. And because airbrushes use air pressure to shoot paint instead of chemicals like rattle cans, you'll be able to prime regardless of weather condition. And the layers will come out very thin in a way that rattle cans can't achieve. Airbrush is an incredibly valuable tool to have and you don't even need an expensive one. A $10 one on temu will serve you fine.
Are Thousand Sons gonna get an update? Theyre the only chaos faction that still uses the old marine bodies :/
>>96535811You can bake it or throw it in a tinfoil pouch or tray and toss it in the BBQ for a hour or so on high. If you bake indoors, open your windows because there's a lot of microplastics in our sand now that aren't nice to breath if you can avoid it. You can also use this method to bake treebark for rocks. Cedar makes a very convincing shale/sandstone and hardwood barks make for convincing limestone. Try and avoid piece of bark with lichens or fungus as these can sometimes still propagate even after hours of baking and being doused in primer paint and varnishes. If using a foil pack wrap it tightly around your sand and stab some holes in the foil to let steam escape. If using a foil tray, just use the tray and stir your sand occasionally. Feel free to add ground tree bark chips, small plant roots, and multiple grits of sand at this stage for a nice base ready mix ready to sprinkle over pva or mixed into grout and modeling pastes for diy basing pastes and then hit with a primer. You can also add paint into the mix if you're doing a "wet" basing method to tint your paste closer to a base colour that you're after
>>96535710Just ignore it bwo
>>96535710I've seen worse
>>96535845It's been the only rubric we've been using. Outside review anon just posting its the only other thing we have constantly gone back to in order to make constructive criticisms
>>96535889>t-this guy posted 9 more times!It's equally annoying
>>96535858Recesses = shadows is such a retarded way to paint. Take this example picture. Imagine if this knight was actually highlighted. If it were highlighted by a retard, the recesses in the circled areas would be some citadel shade paint. But as we can see, in real life, that's not how light works and all upward facing angles will catch the light.
>>96535886Wish some people would heed this advice when I post my models.
>>96535878see>>96535354they're a little chunky but it does fit their whole walking armored suits sorta thingalso not a chance because i think they came out around the same time when primaris were introduced personally they should add neo-rubrics or something who are there to add on to their numbers. basically cultists chosen by a sorcerer and pumped up with magic to be new rubrics
>>96533399
>>96535903Don’t worry man I ignore you 99% of the time when you post. Well 87% of the time now I guess.
>>96535889Was that whole trolling scheme meant to make us hate primaris marines? If to at was the goal then I think it worked.
>>96535893By definition anything that uses a wash can't be higher than a 3. If you wanna inflate your score to feel better about yourself be my guest.
>>96535883Thanks anon!
>>96535918You got beef?
>>96535872Doesn't he exclusively use brush on primer now? I just bought 3 new cans of auto primer for less than the price of a basic airbrush kit (no primer included). That'll get me through my backlog twice over. Even if it rains all day I can usually find a few minutes to spray, but I get that some people live in uninhabitable wastelands and can't go outside for most of the year.
>>96535734trying to build a trail on someone, trying to find an identity to a shitposter, without even considering some people might want to jump in on the joke for lolsmaybe its all the same person, maybe its two people, maybe all of the posts are separate people
>>96535930post a single model you painted or shut the fuck up>>96535915I can't exactly tell if there are highlights because of the lighting. If there are - 5-6. If there aren't - 4,5-5
>>96535930nmm can't be higher than a 7 no matter how well-photographed because it always looks worse than decent tmm in real life.
>>96535900Definitely. All ritual posts should be a bannable offense. Especially this one.
>>96535938I haven't kept up to date but every HC I've seen on priming, he specifically says not to use brush on. Airbrushes atomize the paint through a pressure chamber so you get a much thinner finish. The quality difference and ease of use is really worth it. If you haven't tried it, even a $10 airbrush off Temu will do the trick.
>>96535952Sorry anon, as per the rules, it can't be higher than 3 if he used washes.
>>96535983Sorry nomodels, I don't give a shit about your retarded takes.
>>96535996And where are your models may I ask?
>>96535996Cope harder I guess
>>96536008Whoa gorgeous model chief, is it yours?
>>96536008>no timestamplmao, here's mine. Just finished it yesterday.
>>96535963that's not a ritual post, that filters out /v/ermin invaders like what that black legion chad pulled yesterday
>>965355993/10.
>>96535779quiet down /v/ermin
>>96535826sasuga sakura fish
>>96535599I love your gritty dreads, post that edited war footage image of them again
>>96535977>I haven't kept up to dateclearly. you should probably try other things rather than mindlessly shilling airbrushing as superior.
>>96536038that's not the lamenterfag, that's the guy larping as the old dead thread schizo
>>96536017black.
>>96536041Airbrush priming is superior anon. That's just a fact. You should try it.
>>96535952they're not really edge highlighted but the green panels have at least SOME depth of color. I try to edge on the black parts of guns but those only really look good on the newer models
If I was a trillionaire I would hire a hitman who would hunt down clanker ass slop producers like this. If you post a "IS 40K WOKEY NOW HUH!?!?" video a hitman arrives to your house in 48 hours and executes you and your entire family.
>>96536055don't reply to the anti-airbrush shitpost, it's just low effort bait like saying airbrushing isn't painting, edge highlights are a crutch etc
>>96536038Bro that timestamp says june, it's someone who got btfo and is still seething
>>96536064NTA Airbrush is a great tool for doing some awesome painting. But a bad airbrush paintjob is still a bad airbrush paintjob. It just looks smoother than a bad paint brush bad paint job. 2/10 is 2/10.
>>96536074you're the retard screaming about washesyour opinion is worth less than dirt
>>96536081Washes drop your mini to a 3 or below. No amount of crying and shitting yourself will change that. Sorry anon.
>>96536064It's just moving through the list of things to shitpost about every thread. I'm sure we'll see some shit about tsports, or dragons, or primaris bad, or primaris good shitstirring before the thread is dead. At least people are starting to learn to recognize and ignore some of it
>>96536091you own no models, you don't even know what a wash isnobody cares about your opinion~
>>96536081I'm not. I drench my shit in washes and my painting is 4/10 at best.
>>96536074>you need a certain amount of skill to get good results using this toolwoah
>>96536091Yesterday you didn't even know what medium was, there's no point in applying anything you say when you clearly have no idea what you're talking about
>>96536107>I Drench my shit in washesDo you use armypainter washes? I saw tutorial videos where a guy would dilute his washes usually 50/50 with speedpaint medium and the result looked pretty good.
>>96536128Nta but new soft tone is so good
>>96536017I didn't know salamanders were in AoS
We frigpostan, we frenspostan>high resolution image belowhttps://files.catbox.moe/rvo68y.png
>>96536132Armypainter generally improved their washes. Not sure about their regular paints though.I think the reformulation has been an overall improvement for the whole product lineup.Just remember that mixing speedpaint medium with the wash makes the effect a little more subtle but the flat surfaces don’t get stained as much if you know what you’re doing. I don’t know what I’m doing so I can’t really comment.
>>96536119Anon you must've misunderstood me. Is this because I suggested Citadel shade paints include some amount of flow improver to break the surface tension of the paint? Medium is merely the binder between the pigment and the water.
>>96536128their washes are fantastic, before the reformulation they were the only good thing in their paint line and after reformulation they're even better
Hover Tanks
>>96536160Fanatic paints are pretty nice but do dry pretty quick even on a wet palette. That said the ones I've tried are pretty pigment rich and smooth. They lay on somewhat thickly but shrink back quite a bit. The steel is also quite good, and is super smooth and shiny without looking glittery. Reminds me of pro acryl metallics but a little bit worse coverage
>>96536158What's a slopper?
>>96536183anybody with bad paintjobs and even worse personalities
>>96535900What army would Tamamo Cross play?
>>96536183Anyone that the schizo and his partner have bullied enough that they are no longer allowed to be a part of community events. Its all very political and involves a lot of high school level drama.
>>96536164That's not what a medium is. A medium is an additive that changes the behavior of your paint. Flow improver, drying retarder, gel medium are all mediums that change the properties of your paint to suit the job you're using them for. Medium can be a binder, which can be matte and thick but also can be a thin acrylic varnish like lahmian medium. Both are binders, and both are mediums
>>96536209Doakes.png
>>96536186But what if they have a bad paint job and a good personality, are they still banned even if they improve? :(
>>96536132>>96536167>>96536177Remember the tallarn guard regiment?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ktB6bgwpyOcSorry about mobile link I’m not at home.Basically skip to the shading part to see what happens when the the ap speedpaint medium gets mixed with their washes. Gives oil wash effects a run for it’s money if I’m being honest.
>>96536218no, even if your shit is THIN YOUR PAINTS levels of bad as long as you're not an obnoxious cunt you're allowed on
>>96536169Kino>>96536183Someone whose behaviour is bad enough for it to override the fact that they own models. They are below nomodels on the 40kg hierarchy as even the modelposters stop wanting to deal with them
>>96536225>obnoxious cuntNo wonder you’re not allowed then
>>96536209A few of the posters definitely seem very clique-y
>>96536218As long as you're proud of it and aren't acting like a bitch then you're welcome with everyone else
>>96536017I always thought this model looked neat. That paintjob on it looks super good, the lightning mend out of metal wire fits perfectly.
>>96536244Oh totally
>>96536244>>96536254this is a /v/ermin who's seething about being so easily filtered out of discussions
>>96535379At 80 points that's still pretty mediocre output. The end result is that you will look at them as "sweet 20 OC for 80 points", not as a trade piece or a unit that deals real damage.
>>96536244Even if that were true it is not hard to be apart of the clique from what I’ve seen.Just don’t be a dick and paint models.
>>96536158Posting
>>96536214Scroll down and keep reading friend.
>>96536244It's not really cliquey when it's something welcome to everyone aside from people who cause problems for the rest of us
>>96536259Doakes.png
>>96536254Which ones? We should make our own clique with community events theyre not allowed to be a part of.
>>96536259Whats your issue with /v/tards?
>>96536263>that smileThat damn smileLooks great anon. I need get off my ass and finish my own dudes.
>>96536265Do you know what an acrylic varnish is? Thin, colorless acrylic paint. Aka a medium. That's what their pouring medium is that they mention in your pic, it's a shit tonne of varnish and flow improver. There's lots of kinds of mediums
>>96536244Literally everyone is allowed on the fridge except two dumb autistic cunts
>>96536269nice try, the mutant is the one calling modelposters a clique
>>96536263Is it finished
>>96536300No its not you little twerp
>gets called out for his obvious behaviour>Immediately shows up to defend himselfThe classic
>>96536280you don't belong here if you're not actively painting and/or playing the tabletop
>>96536266he's kinda right though because "the rest of us" as you put it seems to be 1 or 2 guys who have made it their personal crusade to call out decal dude. like I try not to follow that shit but I personally don't give a fuck if someone puts waffen ss runes on his models or he got angry at someone and made a shitty post once that gets reposted again and again for some reason...
>>96536158Hey fridgeanon, I was the one asking for a replacement on the fridge. If it's not a problem I'd like to have LoC on it instead
>>96536326it's not 1-2 guys no matter how much you try to push this narrative
>>96536333Trips of truth
>>96536333>schizo shit
>>96536280This is a thread for the warhammer 40k tabletop game on the traditional games board. There is a thread on /v/ and probably /vg/ for 40k video games. They share the same universe. But discussion here should be centered around the tabletop
>>96536158>>96536332this picture preferably
>>96536315I dunno about the rest of you but I'm starting to have a tinfoil hat theory that these guys are all just working together to shit up the thread
>>96536324Oh. Alright I'll leave then.
With the big main 4 traitor legions done, realistically which undivided legion will get coddled next? IW, NL or WB? Guessing that the biggest chance is IW since Peter Turbo is around and Vashtorr existing, NL got actual minis and more on the way, WB will probably be kneeled on by GW (lore accurate)
>>96536263pretty good, I'd be quite intimidated painting such a large centerpiece model.>>96536158Can you fridge me up?
>>96536339Oh fuck off. People have been called vtards here for criticizing GW, 8th to 10th edition 40k and/or primaris marines. This isn't a case of people getting lost and coming here trying to discuss how to get the Golden Boltgun from Space Marine 2 lootboxes.
>>96536365>and/or primaris marines.this one was true as evidenced by yesterday's events and the subsequent /v/ermin meltdown
>>96536300>the mutantIs this another one of your made up boogeyman?
>>96536384how new are you
>>96536351Word Bearers might actually have a chance given we still have seen that deal GW and Covercorp come to light and a Chaos idol would be right up word bearers undivided alley.
>>96536263>>96536357Get fridged frens>>96536341Get re-fridgerated >high resolution image below https://files.catbox.moe/7goib4.png
>>96536401Not everyone subscribes to your schizo labels you apply to random posters, anon
>>96536455ah you're just a shitstirrer, understood
>>96536455The rubbed off paint on the head makes me question what it's been used for
>>96536469You still haven't said who the mutant is
>>96536482The decalmutant/decalfag/decalslopper/fecalslopper/bayharbourslopper
>>96536515That must've been hard for you to say anon, here's something to wipe away your tears.
Hey guys, just a little PSA about the september collage.This month's theme is Kitbashing. Anything is fair game as long as it's kitbashed in some way but it's more fun if it's more elaborate of course. Doesn't matter when you built it as long as you paint it in september. Deadline is september 30th and I'll start the anchor posts the last 7 days of the month as usual.If we have any new people here feel free to join in, it's all just for fun and skill doesn't matter.As always, if you have any suggestions for next month's theme feel free to share.
>>96536300No, that's just you
>>96536531I don't want that. It looks dirty and I'm afraid it would make me ill
>>96536540What did he mean by this
>>96536158>>96536454>>96536536Communityposters my belolved
Any demon anon expert who can help me? Im thinking about starting a demon army as my 2nd army but with a hefty amount of word bearer CSM in it.Does anyone know if a be'lakor army with allied CSM units is any good? or nah? Im probably going to do it even if its bad
>>96535963Reminder: Anytime someone starts demanding that you "post models," just imagine them saying it in an Indian accent.
>>96536595lmao /v/ermin's still seething over his modelposting superiors
>>96536600>lint, cat hair, un-drilled barrelsDon't even want to imagine the stench.
>>96536625keep crying nomodels
>>96534068It's good but I would rather play Helldivers 2 or Darktide to get my horde shooter fix
>>96536625>un-drilled barrelsPeople that sperg out of this are into sounding
>>96536658Unironically the only reason I drill barrels is so that people here won't bitch about it.
Has anyone ever played with homebrew rules or datasheets? How did it go?
>>96535286I'm sorry you think that anon I used around 20 paints on it which is a small amount but it's by no means unpainted
>>96536671I forgot to drill the barrels on a model once and I felt self conscious about it so I actually painted them on after lol
>>96536536It just feels weird that someone is missing from it
>>96536682shut the fuck up you obnoxious attentionwhore
I got the models I wanted to kitbash but now i feel no inspiration to do so
>>96536686Calm down you nut
>>96536351iron warriors are the most popular of the undivided, but right now are sort of the "face" of HH so they might back off from itrealisticallybut they should be trying to develop CSM more instead of trying to have it branch out into other extremes
>>96536678Nta but big models are hard to get lit really well for photos. I think it looks good but probably looks great in person
Nazi anon makes this place so miserable.
>>96536701Are the nazis in the room with us right now?
>>96536701I don't even care that he's a nazi or whatever but the way he acts is so fucking cringe it's unreal
>>96536691Why though
>>96536707Why do i feel no inspiration or why did i get them
>>96536691Don't do it until you want to. Art made without inspiration is soulless
>>96536705You having this much of a reaction to a random anon is far more cringe.
>>96536658"People that sperg out of this are into sounding"
>>96536720>random anonlmao
>>96536720>random anonA Nazi who won't stop shitting up our threads.
>>96536454I fucking love that you clearly put the LoC on top of Cawl
>>96536705I am not a nazi and I am also not cringe
>>96536729:^)
>>96536743Can you post a closeup of the librarian? Those highlights look crisp
>>96536743You do realize that saying you're not a nazi is basically admitting all those shitty decals are only there to rile people up? That's even worse lmao
>>96536743Dominus-class knights were a mistake.>Doood, what if we gave it more guns? Doood, OMG!
>>96536757He's not a nazi, he's a jew.
>>96536757It was a one time joke that you have made into an entire persona for me, cut it out nerd.
>>96536768Have you tried not being a scumbag?
Painted another fire-ghoolie experiment tonight. I think it turned out better than the previous one, what do you guys think? Im still uncertain if I want to try this out on models that dont have as much "open skin" but instead a lot of clothing or weapons i.e. goremongers/berserkers. It felt nice to chill this week but hopefully I can get back into the swing of painting stuff. I also did another bigger gool but that one's less of an experiment and more just a regular flayer.
>>96536764All knights were a mistake.
>>96536701
>>96536774You have been harassing me for over a year and I am the asshole? Get lost punk.
>>96536776I think it's too red
>>96536776Nice. What is this for?
>>96536777As a playable "army," yes, of course. There's nothing wrong with a knight making an occasional appearance in friendly gameplay, though. (should be deliberately sub-optimal relative to points to discourage spamming).Whatever, 40k is long past that sort of deck-chair re-arraingement.
>>96536781Thats because nazis aren't welcome here, nazi anon. You will never be welcome.
>>96536786That's kinda to be expected with Lava/fire no? >>96536794Just testing out some ideas. I want to make my Goremongers stand out in more interesting ways and I thought giving them lava skin might work out. But they have a lot of leather straps and bits of clothing and masks and weapons and those vials on their back so Im unsure if its that great of an idea. Or, I think its a good idea but Im unsure if I got the chops to pull it off.
>>96536809You know I am not a Nazi idk why you think spreading this lie will work.
>Only now is the child finally divested of all that he has been. His origins are become remote as is his destiny and not again in all the world's turning will there be terrains so wild and barbarous to try whether the stuff of creation may be shaped to man's will or whether his own heart is not another kind of clay.>If war is not holy man is nothing but antic clay.
>>96536802Nta but I agree. They should have stuck to being lords of war for admech and darkmech. (We still need dark mech).
>>96536814Idk why you think that lie would work, nazi.
>>96536768Wait, decalfag was just the space wolf/knight fag this entire time? JFC some of you spergs need to get a life.
>>96536812>That's kinda to be expected with Lava/fire no? NTA but lava is a lot more orange. Plus yeah I feel like there's too much red so it ends up looking like red skin imo.
>>96536802Yeah if they were going to be playable at all it should have been under the same arrangement that assassins are included into Imperial armies. Too late now though.
>>96536781Nta but you do beg the general for attention every fucking thread. You kinda brought this on yourself. >>96536809>nazis You do know this is 4chin right? Honestly i don't care if he is one, his childish behavior is far more disruptive to the thread
>>96536830This was never a secret why are you surprised
>>96536781You try to make every single thread about yourself and you act like a spoiled grade school kid. People have every right to treat you the way they do.
>>96536832eh idk enough about lava. The hotter it is the more bright and yellow it is but as it cools and becomes sludgier its more reddish/dark. This is the pic I kinda used as reference. Either way the colors on these gools pictures havent turned out accurate to real life at all. For some reason when I took the first pics they'd look really really bright so I turned down the brightness overall on the images. This did make the overall appearance be much redder than it actually is.
>moved>new local playgroup is dominated by knights and custodespain... do I just need to git gud? any tips aside from just always using heavy anti tank skew lists
>>96536873Melta gun. Eventually they’re gonna fumble a save and you can giggle as an entire squad of allarus terminators dissapear in a flash of light.
>Bought some pushfit models from a guy at my LGS>He doesn't have the bases with holesShould I make lemonade and base them on top of some cork?
>>96536881just clip the pegs and glue the models bro?
>>96536851Because for the longest time I had no idea who you spergs were referring to.
>>96536856I never do any of that, get a life.
>>96536757He admitted it was all for shitposting on reddit before, genuinely pathetic
>>96536873>new local playgroup is dominated by knights and custodes>any tips aside from just always using heavy anti tank skew listsPlay a different, better game, with better-quality players.
>>96536536Funny, I was just about to post my first WIP for this month. He's gonna be a techpriest engiseer for my garbage world imperial guard. >local admech dump their trash and failed STC prints etc on this world>people are forced to scavenge what they can into a proper force to meet the tithe>have developed a subcult of Machine God worship that views the trash as gifts that are in need of redemption >the cutter priests are the tinkerers and the ones most knowledgeable about which trash is the most valuable to save
>>96536781You sound like you're 12 in every thread, get a tripcode already so we can filter you
>>96536889He has been spamming his shit every thread this year and people have been shitting on him every thread in turn. You gotta be a bit dense not to see it, no offense.
>>96536719I wont, I promiseNormally the urge to make something hits late at night and I spend the next two days making stupid little things like this.Right now I want to badmech up the battleclade kill team but I can't pick anything good out of my bits to give them as mutations.I guess it's back to looking at others for inspiration
>>96536902>>96536904You get one so we can filter you
>>96536905do you have bits from the gellerpox box? they'd be great for that I think
>>96536839Yep, a meme unit for special scenarios, just like named characters should also be. Oh well.
>>96536913Damn, those really would be perfect but no I don't have it and it's sold out everywhereI will definitely be taking some ideas from it though, thanks a lot anon
>>96536910Fridgeless behaviour
>>96536939Im already on the fridge
>>96536815I like blood meridian too but I don't see what murderrape adventures in the old west has to do with 40k
Imagine the kind of confusion, anxiety, and spite NuHammer slop-chuggers must feel upon seeing images like this.
>>96536740Yeah, he was already on there and wanted an updated photo so I swapped him out
Squat Titan
>>96536997I think he meant that you can see edges of that previous picture underneath
>>96536990Man I love oldhammer art so much. The various interpretations of the Emperor on the Golden Throne are my favourite, where it's biomechanical and looks horrific.I picked this up at a con last year to have in my hobby area.
>>96536990I'm not saying I'm in the process of converting him, but I'm in the process of converting him. MkV body, bare IH head from the upgrade sprue, old sternguard sheathed sword (felt like it suited his pose), and NL terminator praetor's wrist volkite. The pads are a little more difficult, but I'll do my best on that front.
>>96536536Will finish this termi Teleport Homer by then.
>>96537008>squat titan>isn't an egg with stubby feet and arms
>>96537016Very nice.>>96537019Also nice.
>>96536990>Noooooo, you can't have artwork showing space marines dying! They're supposed to be invincible superheroeenos!
I feel like there's being some sort of massive copening around the Dark Eldar codex. People keep saying "it lost lethality but it gained other things" but this is an army where the toughest models are T8 with a 4+ save. The only way an army this fragile wins is either:- You're so cheap there isn't enough dakka to kill all your OC (this seems to be the most likely outcome, aka the AdMech curse)- You're so killy you can play the trading game very efficiently, this could barely be done before with more lethality, now it's not possible.- You have a lot of movement hijinks that let you trade and dance around opponents. Not doable, this is Eldar's niche and they do it ten times better.This is going to be a 45% winrate codex I'm calling it now.
>>96537057If the codex points are accurate, sure. But they won't be. They're the same points as the index had a year ago, and now they down like 10%
>>96537057You forget that faction is like exclusively played by faction experts and almost no casual players. If there's an edge, they're edgy enough to find it.
>>96537056
>>96537056This looks..terrible
>>96537076The boob spike always gets me lol
>>96537076>Aaaaaaaughhh!!! >They're even the same height! Noooooooo!!>Marinearinos are supposed to be 10-feet tall, just like I wish I was!>Nooooo! This can't be happening!!!
>>96537063That just circles back to my first point, this is going to be "put 60OC on a point fo 240 points and dare the opponent to out OC you".>>96537075Maybe, but they still should be decent for the wider playerbase. I can concede they're probably higher skill than other armies because mistakes cost them dearly but imo the identity of Dark Eldar should be hit hard and fast and crumble if you get hit first.
>>96537094/v/ermin hands wrote this post
>>96537008Mini giantess > squat titan
>>96537098Stop projecting, fag
>>96537081>Nooo, why are they so brutal and ugly?!?!>They're supposed to be the GOOD GUYZ!!!That pic absolutely kicks ass, and is what 40k is meant to be. NuHammer scum get the rope.
>>96537016Cute wallpaper desu
>>96537104Im creamin bros
>>96537098>defends modern 40k>uses /v/ as an insult
Old art's kino. New art looks worse by comparison because it has MTG levels of cleanliness which is unfortunate.
>>96537108>>96537094you're really trying too hard at this point
>>96537104>no bulgeWhat's the point
>>96537136Is it trying too hard if it's the truth?
Do we have a consensus best player in the general?
>>96537155How do you propose we decide that? We have somewhat of a consensus on painters tho I guess
The tsports fag is back then
>>96537155Going by posted stats, I think sallyfag. He’s posted his stats a couple times like an esports fag.
>>96537171At least he's easy to ignore because he's so obvious lmao
>>96537155There's no way to decide that. Even if you go off games posted the fecalslopper will just put his models on his kitchen table and move them around with 6 dice and claim they were 20 different games and then throw a fit when people tell him to fuck off
>>96537178>>96537171>And yet, they had no retort, because they knew he spoke the truth
>>96537199Can we just skip ahead to the part where you start spamming cute wiener girls and get shot by jannies
>>96537207What a strange thing to say.
>>96537207>post ppJust putting your desires out like that anon?
>>96537185You’re a degenerate piece of filth
I can model post if anyone would prefer it over whatever the hell this other anon is doing.
At least no one is gore or scat posting
>>96537297i say go for it bud
>>96537306Nice!
>>96537309nah fuck that i dont want to see this slop again
>>96537309you said you'd post models not slop. why lie?
>>96537312Its not slop you demented ape
>>96537309revolting>>96537318it is
>>96537094
>>96537076New HH MkVI, some tubing and 3rd party nun heads.
>>96537320Post models chief
>>96537326In Rogue Trader, where that art is from, Marines were normal height. Consider not posting anymore.
>>96537367>t.
Shall we post games frens?
>>96537433In too autistic to play games and seen too many horror stories of autism and spergs to want to play games.
>>96537394What army should I collect to achieve this
>>96537439The guard. Third party resin guard too.
>>96537439Go to /xivg/ on /vg/ instead
>>96537344sure, my mediocre paintjobs still mog your slop>>96537433fuck off subhuman
>>96537451>mediocreDamn bro I wouldnt say that that looks nice. If it really is yours.
>>96537448You have /xivg/ confused with /wowg/
>>96537408RT Astartes entry.
>>96537408>>96537472Normal-sized.
>>96537472says nothing about their size>>96537482bad art doesn't prove your point
>>96537451Timestamp or get lost
New thread please?I don’t want to use my phone to make a new thread.
>>96537408Sorry to ruin your self-insert wish-fulfillment fantasy, nu-slopper.(not actually sorry; get bent)
>>96537438You will play one day don’t worry
>>96537491fuck off decalslopper>>96537497you own no models, nobody cares about your tantrums
>>96537487Maybe the fact that their size was unremarkable was the point
>>96537491You refused to post timestamps for weeks mutant, he can refuse for that long to be fair :)
>>96537504Concession accepted
>>96537507maybe you're pathetically coping
>>96537507>Didn't deny the nomodels accusations LMAO
>>96537487>says nothing about their sizeExactly. It provides other details, and nothing about height. Why would it bother saying "Astartes are of normal male human height"?
>>96537056>>96537076Where's the picture where they got shot up?
>>96537514>>96537522I’m a different anon, this is my first post this thread
>>96537504You were wrong and got btfo'd.Also,>models! models! models!Your home is covered in filth and reeks of cat piss.
>>96537536You don't have any argument, you are a subhuman nomodels, go back to /v/
>>96537535>>96537536quiet down worthless nomodels
Nani the fuck have I walked into?
>>96537536>>96537535Yea get outta here nomodels!
>>96537545"You don't have any argument">I comment on Astartes being of normal height in early editions>you try to deny this>I provide written and visual evidence from the rulebook itself>you have nothing, make idiotic statement about "Hurr, it doesn't say anything about them *not* being really tall, durrr!"Just tripping all over yourself in front of the entire forum. Truly pathetic.
>>96537578quiet down nomodels
>>96537578Hey bud but bad news multiple people are calling you out for the retarded tourist that you are
>>96537578Do you really not have any models? I am just curious.
>>96537547>>96537560Your concession? Accepted.
>>96533376How do I access the pre 10th Torrent?
>>96537629>no timestamplmao
new>>96537640>>96537640>>96537640
>>96537629>>96537642>Flickrlmao
>>96537592>Dox yourself on a Nepalese macrame lounge!Clean your home, it's disgusting. You're not living this exchange down, sperg.>>96537642lol
>>96537655>Dox yourselfThe chant of the modelless niggerfaggot
>>96537642Kek you are a real autist if you shopped/uploaded this. Congrats on the superpowers.
>>96533391If you are a britbong, and the models you have are still in their boxes/you still have the boxes to put them in, CeX will buy them now. Unlike £2 DVD's and PS2 games, warhammer minis will actually sell. You'll get around half the value of their worth.