>While traveling to your next mission, your party sees a small fiend tooting its nose hornWhat do?
No they don't.
Kill it immediately. Our GM always gets pissed when we don't bite on his little "quirk chungus le random" time wasters. Then he tries to punish us by making everything difficult and claiming his random little scrimblo was the secret key to everything, which we enjoy because otherwise his games are too easy. We have a pact to always disrespect these kinds of bullshit events because it makes the game more fun for us. >talk to him assholeTried. The first time he got mad and made the game challenging, we lavished him with praise. He immediately went back to having nobodies we were polite to leap in with buffs and bullshit. We ASKED HIM TO STOP AND HE SAID NO so we made our pact and keep him perpetually butthurt. Hopefully his heart doesn't give out before the campaign ends, he actually had a throbbing forehead vein when we just gave a starving family directions to the nearest town instead of dropping everything (because yes, we were already on a time sensitive mission) to babysit them.
Offer it sweet meats and cheeses for it to follow us.>You encounter of heated debate between a cleric of a local deity and a snail-priest. Do you join in?
>>96536372i like my fair share of scrimblos but that sounds like an miserable game to play in
>>96536553We like the guy outside the game, he just has this WEIRD obsession with "rewarding" us for being nice. I get the idea but your "friends" can only heroically appear so many times before you get tired of it. So now we just don't make friends and it's fun as hell since he thinks that means we need to be "punished" or whatever.Again, he's a cool dude, just REALLY stuck on this quirk so we're just going with it.
>>96536203I cast banishment
>>96536203Throw a few coins in his hat.
