So I was thinking... can the DNDs' Wizard beat literal Napoleon in the Fight? Just like in the Novel called Dr. Johnathan Strange and the Curios Case of Dog at Night Time... I think he can do it!Wizard takes literal uber back to historical Europe... that's when he seems him! Napoleon in Battle at Waterloo... the literal Reality God! Why is he Reality God? Simple... because when fighting Napoleon everyone realizes how literally f*cked they are! Napoleon... greatest Assassin who ever lived! He has Moon Light Greataxe... 1 Swing and 1k Soldiers fall down! This is hidden Assassin technique : WolfGod WindowMaker!Queen Victorica points to Napoleon like in onions Jack... she says, 'Wizard! You must beat Napoleon or literally all Europe gets conquered!'Now Wizard... rememember where all Magic comes from? Literal Asma... Wizard breathes out of Nebulizer and says... 'I will do it!'Wizard casts Fireball... 'Fireus Ballus!' Fireball goes at Napoleon...But Napoleon says... 'I literally don't believe in the Magic...' Fireball vanishes!Casts Lightning Bolt... 'Lightningus Boltus!' Goes at Napeleon...Napoleon says again... 'I still don't believe in the Magic...' Vanishes too!Wizard casts Domain Expansion like in jjk... 'Domainus Expansionus!'Napoleon says it again... vanishes!Wizard just got literally defeated...Later Wizard goes to historical Moscow... all of a sudden Wizard sees Napoleon there! Napoleon is literally drunk in Streets...This is Wizard's Chance! Wizard uses Magic to make Knife... Wizard literally screams at runs up at Napoleon! 'Long live Berber Dynasty! Make Berber Restoration now!'Wizard takes knife and kills Napoleon in the literal TORSO... nobody can survive that!Queen Victorica is literally crying... points at camera, says... 'That's how you use Magic to literally kill Napoleon! Thank you Wizard!'Wizard takes Nebulizer and breathes out of it... says... 'Whenever Reality God tries to make me realize I am f*cked... I literally don't accept it!'
very schizo, fascinating.
looks like it
>>96556817If Napoleon has the Moon Light Greataxe, I really don't see how he can be beat by a wizard. It's just too powerful.
