Would you rather be a Space Marine or a Stormcast Eternal /tg/?
Which one has a functioning cock and can use magic
>>96592845Neither?
>>96592838Stormcast are allowed to have sex and aren't shaped like potatos under their armor.
thank god stormcast don't get pushed as hard as marines. marine exhaustion is the reason i moved on from 40k.
>>96592838Neither is a good deal, IMO. Space Marines are warped into inhuman monsters from childhood, but after that are largely reliably what they are. Stormcast sort of... decay over time. They have magic ghost dementia. Which makes them a better living experience in the short term, but in the long term there is nothing good for them in their future.
>>96592845Stormcast
>>96592838Stormcast win, hands down>get to live your regular life being some hero kind of guy>die>get remade into super hero dude>still yourself but better>get to do cool action hero stuff>die occasionally but you just come back>after like 50 deaths shit starts to suck but hey, you got to enjoy your original life + 49 super hero livesvs:>be child soldier>dont even get to enjoy regular life to adulthood>become space marine>old memory kinda wiped out and auto-indoctrinated away>get do to cool action hero stuff>die once>game over
Stormcast live amongst the Free Cities they protect right?Does that mean they are having sex with mortals?
>>96593198>Stormcast live amongst the Free Cities they protect right?Kinda. They have their own keeps, but those are either placed in free cities, or free cities spring up around them most of the time>Does that mean they are having sex with mortals?Yes. They're just can't make kids anymore so their bloodlines are only what they made before the 1st death
>>96593198If they want to, probably, doesn't seem like Sigmar took away any of their fleshy bits and based on internet finds, rather skechy granted, they do seem capable of sex
>space marine>taken from parents as a child>undergo however many years of shitty training, experiments and indoctrination>half your friends die>finally deployed>get shot in the dick by an ork>dieVs>stormcast >live long and happy life>some Chaos Fyrekyllers™ or whatever try to burn your village>defend your loved ones>die in the attempt>wake up a golden god>beat the shit out of undead, chaos, and orcs for the next 300 years>punched in the dick by an Orruk™? Just respawn and punch him back lmao>only "downside" is getting dementia after a while, would've got that anyway
The SC range actually looks good, unlike marines which all look the same.
>>96592948People say dementia and brush it off but there's more than that.You begin doing irrationable things, you begin acting diferent than what you used to be, some of your personal traits become more and more defining.In some Stormhosts, this translates to becoming fixated on black-and-white morality, becoming callous, more fanatical or more prone to rage. Thostos died once and his change was soo drastic his own teammates struggled to recognize it, not to mention it became a hindrance to their plans.You think it's fine at first but then you reach a point you lose soo much you barely are "you". It's not after 50 deaths, it's after your first death.Also ressurection isn't always fool proof. Many Stormcasts have been lost forever, the first being at the hands of Khul
>>96593586Well those are only side effects of death, so if you roll lucky you'll be a guard in some peacful place and don't get stabbed in the eye by a goblin.Alos you can roll some of the cooler powers like randomly being proficient in a language you never learnd or beign immune to rain.Or you can roll ultra shizophrenia where every person has the face of the guy who killed you get nightmares of future deisasters with no way to stop them and you're also allergic to all food you liked.
>>96593586getting a bit weirder after each death is still a better deal than being gone for good after your first death.
>>96593708It depends, for some ego death is a more horrifying concept than straight up death.
>>96592853Stormcast can have sex
>>96593622>Well those are only side effects of death, so if you roll lucky you'll be a guard in some peacful place and don't get stabbed in the eye by a goblin.If only that were true. Stormcasts don't get that luxury.
>>96592838Stormcast have more downtime I believe so you'd actually have a life outside of fighting/training, that and they can at least be reborn somewhat, not sure what the Space Marine has over it?
>>96593805Sweet release of death but that's about it
>>96593805>not sure what the Space Marine has over it?Free will. That's why half of all Space Marines are traitirs and there's exactly 0 Chaos Stormcast
>>96592838Is this a power level or a lifestyle question?
Which one lets me have a GF?
>>96594102Neither really but I suppose you could possibly date female Stormcast.Space Marines are literally chemically castrated
>>96594102Stormcast are allowed to have relationships.
>>96592838Stormcast.Mainly because fantasy has more stuff I would like to fuck.
>>96592838No.
>>96592838the mortal realms each being a different plane of existence is too dumb for me to ever want to be a stormcast
>>96592838Neither. I pick Chaos Warrior.
>>96592853All Stormcast have cocks, anon. All of them.
>>96593226>rather skechy grantedThe Lightning Golem, an early short story by Nick Kyme, shows two stormcast in a physical relationship. So it's a thing for at least some of them.
>>96597494>here's my uneducated opinion based on factually wrong bullshit
>>96593198>>96593224>>96593226Doesn't a stormcast have sex with a skaven in one of the books?
>>96592838The only way I'd pick Space Marine is if I get an adorably LOUD felinid serf named Betty.
>>96592838This is an 18+ site
>>96592838I choose a third option
>>96599593battletech?
>>96593721Straight up death is core ego death. Wtf. There is no down side to be a sigmarine.
>>96592838A stormie
>>96592838Space Marines are boring but Stormcast are a fag faction for people with zero taste
>>96593183Great Crusade Era they’d bother trying to turn adults into Space Marines if your were BFF with a Primarch (if was usually successful)
stormcastthe odds of scoring an elf chick are higher
>>96606143Most adults died trying to become SM, Like most pals of Leman Russ.
>>96593708All well and good until you have to be put down so hard that your soul doesn't even exist anymore, no afterlife at all.
