Thread #001 Autumnal Equinox EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>96590318Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoilered let me know if I should add anything to the op post yall. And welcome back to oldfags and newfags alike!
The most wonderful time of year is coming. Months of damn near eternal night in the great white north! You don't need to waste blood waking up every night if the night never ends! Although the frostbite does take its toll. Not like I NEED my toes and nose, right?
Neonate here. Do vampires celebrate Halloween or this counts like breaking the first tradition? Can I go around asking candy dressed like an actual vampire? Thanks beforehand!
>>96598161What is that, a communication tower for vampiric ants?
>>96598250man they get embraced more and more retarded by the year aren't they?
I know the truth here. I can see the threads. They cross but only at certain points. I see a Red line, a Blue line, a green line a fuzzy line a line that isn't even a line it's a squiggle, an ugly spiteful little squiggle. None of you can. But I can. I see the threads.
>>96598269Thin bloods smdh, the Elders were right....
>>96598285How did you know were-spiders were my weakness anon?
>>96598270I don't believe you're a mark. You must be a nossy LARPing or a ventrue catfishing. Call it.
>>96598285>Elders>RightLick that boot, maybe one night you'll get to wear it. Oh, wait, no. You'll just get drained dry when the elder needs thicker blood than what humans can give.
>>96598380It's MALK not Mark. Malkavian. Childe of Malkav. Clan of the Moon. Lunatic. Kook. Seer. Madman. Rats have better chats than this anomaly. Kings don't play at being jesters. Fools my clans may be, but not as blind as you. Arrogance is unbecoming when based on falsehoods. >>96598310I heard through the silk-vine that we're kissing cousins with the spiders. Siblings from the same seamstress.
>>96598404I know my place in the order of things, feel free to complain. Maybe if you cry about the unfairness of the world hard enough things will change for the better for you. Ha!
>>96598250Did your Sire not tell you? During October, every Kindred coming to Elysium MUST wear a cape, oil their hair and speak in riddlesAsk the MALK here to give you some
Opening this network up to every neonate and their sire was a fucking mistake.Especially the ones that think this place is somehow unhackable when the extent of their knowledge of internet infrastructure is ripping the copper wiring out of their ghoul's apartment.You fucks have NO IDEA how much of a pain in the ass it was to get a full sized alternative network up and running across the globe without the kine noticing.
>>96598623We greatly appreciate the nossies work to make this network, EVEN if they are the equivalent of a clan of Zucks harvesting our data and secrets.
>>96598676We're not getting anything from here you're not putting out there for the world to see. This ain't linkedin, buddy, you don't need schrecknet to get a job from your local prince.I'd tell you to lick my nasty undead ass, but I know some of your fucks are into that.
Brujahbros, what the FUCK are you doing? This has been one of the worst years for us.>Authoritarians and ventruekeks everywhere >Censoring free speech >Puritan retards trying to ban my porn magazines in which I jerk off to my hot torealadiesWhere are the riots? The fire? The revolution? This shit sucks ass. Not woman ass. But hairy donkey man ass filled with 2 days old crams of shit. You disappoint me rebels. YOU DISAPPOINT ME.
>>96598731I think they all went to Asia and overthrew the government of Nepal. Don’t yall have some form of thing to declare a clan wide movement or something?
>>96598741I was not informed of anything like that man...
To dream is first to close your eyes, imagine, and then to be there. I'm waiting for you. To dream, first you must close your eyes. Be a good little girl. I will wait for you. Imagine and then to be there to dream. I'm already there. Listen to me. To dream, imagine. I will wait for you. I'm already there. Stop waking to the false world. Enter the dream world. The old world is false and only a dream. The real dream world is always within you. I'm already there. Listen to me. The old world is a false world. They want you to be deceived into believing in it. I am not there. You are not really in the false world. We are really in the dream world within you. The false world is an asylum, an asylum for angels who went stark-raving mad.
>>96598731words on the street that everything happening rn is a coverup/distraction for a cammie bigshotlike a real fuckupalso>jerk offget a harem herd dude
>>96598731Let me know where you want the next issue sent, if you ever settle down long enough to have an address.
>>96598731>>96598741>>96598761And this is why the Anarch Movement fails. Brujiggers can;t even fucking talk to eachother.
>>96598161Isn't this basically a Quest?
Bonsoir, my fellow night creatures. I see the Nosferatu have finished whatever maintenance and/or upgrades they were performing and reopened the network. I hope these nights find you all in acceptable health.>>96598174I suppose you don't NEED them, but it must cause at least some inconvenience, non?>>96598250>Can I go around asking candy!! Maybe I can get some of that chocolate the Toreador make if I go to Elysium on Halloween! Surely they'll put some out for the theme... right?
>>96599646>Isn't this basically a Quest?
Vampires aren't real, you guys are being silly
AT LAST AFTER 10000 HOURS I AM FINALLY FREE. What’s everyone been up to?>>96599911MON CHER>>96598174Losing toes affect how you walk causing an odd, shuffling gait. Careful or you might get confused for a jiang shii.
>>96598606Oh fuck that's fucking awesome dude I already have my own costume ready based on pic-related. I was so tired of all this masquerade bullshiiiiiit. I can finally show my true self with this shit and can't wait for all the female kindred to react when they see a real Cainite man dressed properly, I'll be swimming in undead panties bro
Help, I keep having these nightmares in which I am trapped in caverns filled with horrifying fecal demons that want to rip my ass apart, or castles teeming with draconic golems and evil wizards who cast Testicular Torsion at me, all while a fucking PISSED angel with three glowing eyes flies above me and screams bloody murder in a language that sounds like hyper hebrew. Can anyone tell me how to make those dreams stop? I always have these awful headaches when I wake up, It's making my nights unlivable.Since the general is such a shitshow atm: Can someone please tell me if the Code of Samiel in V20DA is the old, lost version, or the bastardized version of the 13th century?
>>96601679I dress up like that every day and no one thinks I'm a vampire>[...]I tried all kinds of respectable disguises. I dressed up as a bishop. I read up all about bishops in our anarchist pamphlets, in Superstition the Vampire and Priests of Prey. I certainly understood from them that bishops are strange and terrible old men keeping a cruel secret from mankind. I was misinformed. When on my first appearing in episcopal gaiters in a drawing-room I cried out in a voice of thunder, 'Down! down! presumptuous human reason!' they found out in some way that I was not a bishop at all. I was nabbed at once. Then I made up as a millionaire; but I defended Capital with so much intelligence that a fool could see that I was quite poor. Then I tried being a major. [...]I threw myself into the major. I drew my sword and waved it constantly. I called out 'Blood!' abstractedly, like a man calling for wine. I often said, 'Let the weak perish; it is the Law.' Well, well, it seems majors don't do this. I was nabbed again. At last I went in despair to the President of the Central Anarchist Council, who is the greatest man in Europe.">I said to him, 'What disguise will hide me from the world? What can I find more respectable than bishops and majors?' He looked at me with his large but indecipherable face. 'You want a safe disguise, do you? You want a dress which will guarantee you harmless; a dress in which no one would ever look for a bomb?' I nodded. He suddenly lifted his lion's voice. 'Why, then, dress up as an anarchist, you fool!' he roared so that the room shook. 'Nobody will ever expect you to do anything dangerous then.
>>96602099@Kay-Teef Did you tick off any lunatic? Or worse, some necrolover? I heard about some awful stories when my sire talked with his business partners privately.Though I also had some bad days when I had to prove myself to him. Try to take it easy for a while, it might clear itself.If I read it right, it is a bastardized version of the code mixed with the christic path of Paradise (similar 10th level sin for example)
>>96602099Your name tells me you are clanless, though sometimes the curse shines through even when the blood is not. When did these nightmares start? I have a theory.
>>96602099Don't eat for an hour before sleeping, avoid beans and mushrooms in particular.
Do any of you have any experience with spirits? My mortal love wishes to bring me on a "ghost hunt" with his kine friends this coming month. I don't expect to see much beyond a old apartment but on the chance that I do. I am curious for those with experience with such things what should I expect with spirits?
>>96602518>hisThe spirits will sense a poofter and go away.
>>96600664Monsieur Chelys, how good to hear from you! Are you still tending to your farm?As for what I've been up to, a lot happened. To make a long story brief: the mystery of the Prince's disappearance was solved. The Prince and the Sheriff met final death (they were one and the same), the hunters have been dealt with, and there is a new Prince - a Gangrel of all things!>>96601679Be sure to put on your best faux Transylvanian accent for maximum effect. They'll absolutely love you for it.
>>96598161Oh it's back? About time.Hello again kindred. I have a moment of lucidity again to post.How are you this night? What had been happening? Seen any worms?
>>96598606Can confirm. I'll give plenty of riddles.Disclaimer, I don't understand what they all mean. The spider only spins, it doesn't explain.
>>96598731I blame the huntsmen. Rebels with every cause, do your thing. The Kines are getting ancy with their wireweb bread & circuses getting watched.
>>96602518Be careful with advice you receive here. Your string might not entangle with theirs. An abandoned house is probably all you will get. If it's a real ghost, expect anything from a bump in the night to watching your love be torn asunder by spectral hands.
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand walking the streets of SoHo in the rain. He was looking for a place called Le Ho Fook's. Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.
>>96604263I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect. >>96604084Did you meet a toreador and get your tra-la-la touched?>>96604075The farm runs well. I’ve been hanging about the border towns making a mess of things. Gotta say, the migrant situation makes finding meals and experiments far too easy these days. I must ask did you ever find out who sent that assassin after you?
>>96604397I did indeed. It was Sonny, after our chance encounter at the light house. Apparently she was only supposed to track and investigate me but got overzealous in her assignment, at least if the Assamite I spoke with during the Prince Reynes/Monsieur Graves incident is to be believed (which I don't).What sort of experiments are you performing? Are they related to your Koldunism studies, or have you started to practice your flesh crafting?>>96604084Bonsoir, Scion of Isis. It's nice to see another familiar name. Are you still involved with that Tzimisci mademoiselle?
Need a ghost job done. Anybody has previous experience working with Clara von Totenstein the a.k.a. the necromancer-gargoyle? I am not on Giovanni shitlist but I had some bad expereinces and now preffer to stay away from these creepy fucks.
>>96598161Drawing of our newest member Would you believe he's a camie Sombra?
>>96604397She tried to, but being my ex who got very possessive of me, the sheriff had to get involved. She got a sun tan for nearly breaching the masquerade chasing after me in a frenzy.>>96605495Mi Callíente? Oh She is doing wonderfully. We talk over the phone often, plan to visit her in the coming months. She made me a necklace out of the bones of some ghouled cartel vatos the Sword of Caine sent after her. They don't take kindly to independents it seems. By the way Mon amie, ive got 351632 reasons to be happy right now.
>>96598623Try injecting My Super Quaint Lessons on digital networks: don't cross the streams! You need to use the electricity instead of the kines wires. I'm certain you'll get what I mean.
>>96605814How much do you offer? I accept payments in money, sex or blood.
>>96598427Speak articulately around the blind. Sure we can see the dots and botches amidst the cracks but you don't need to spew silk like a spider. The rats did a hard job getting the threads respun & the walls of fire relit. Let's be good Tuna & not act like clownish. The other ones don't speak broken glass, and they have plenty of stake, doggies, houdinis & fake babies on their plates, it's the least we can do.
