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I lost a bet.
>>96604818Four-hundred dollars in fact.
>>96604821The smart move is to bug out of the bet at the point where you lose and you are expected to pay money. Not many know this.
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>>96604818So that's the deeplore behind the rat behaviour...
>>96604847Don't make fun of the rat. It's hard living out on the streets.
You can't breed Bell.
argonauts+spirit fire gg
>>96604901Not with that attitude!
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>>96604901This. Even as a proud cute boy molester, I would never dare touch the white rabbit foot. Some things are just too pure for this world.
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>>96604948nah he deserves to be groped/gaped
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>>96604901He's too fem for me =/
>>96604784>DemigodsThis just ocurred to me:dog-girls are demidogs
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>>96604818So why does this cyoa get so much hate anyway? Is it just because it's franchise sloppa or is it the specific franchise? I have no experience with it outside these threads.Path: Adventurer, +40ptsRace: HumanScenario:- Obsession- Elsewhere- Rookie, +5pts- Early Start (20years)Training:- Combat 1, -3pts- Survival 2, -6pts- Scheming 1(+1), -3pts- Charm 1, -3ptsItems:Grimoirs x2, -8pts- Vampiric Aura (Drains the strength/lifeforce of enemies in close proximity to empower/heal myself)- Shadow Step (Use shadows as gateways to travel around. The darker the shadow the easier it is to travel)- ValisStat Growth Modifiers:- Magic, -1pts- Agility, -1pts- Dexterity, -1ptsLevel: 3, -10ptsDevelopmental Abilities:- Luck H, -2pts- Mage I, -1ptsSkills:- Search, -1- Duelist, -1Familia: SomaCompanions:- Dora Leandros, -1pts- Frida Lindgren, -1pts- Veris Caron, -1ptsGeneralist Jack of all Trades sneaky spell-blade type build. Don't really know anything about the setting. Considering switching 'Survival 2' for 'Combat 2' and 'Luck H' for 'Stealth'. It'd get me an extra point (that I wouldn't know what to spend on) but it also seems a little redundant with Survival 2.I like my companions. I can see a friendly rivalry developing with Veris. Frida trying to keep us out of trouble as the team Mom and Dora often getting us in to it as the fun Wine-Aunt.As for what do? Probably keep my head down a bit. Brew some beer and try not to be too much of a fuck up. Maybe I can make Soma smile. Probably try to shack up with an elven or hobbit femboi and Amazonian or Dwarven Muscle-Mommy.
>>96605014the specific franchise is extra sloppy
>>96605014It has a great premise, or setting, with a charming levelling system of sorts, but it is largely wasted in favour of abysmal characters/development and even worse plot progression.
>>96605068>It has a great premise, or settingI like towns built around dungeons too :)
>>96605014what the other 2 anons said, plus some shitposter started spamming it every single thread so other anons got ragebaited by this and it all escalated until it became kind of a meme itself
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>>96605149it's late, but happy solstice! Take a moment to picture those among your ancestors who may have celebrated it. Who were they? How did they pass the evening?
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>>96605155Late indeed; solstice is in mid-summer and mid-winter, you're thinking of equinox.
>>96605172>>96605174ugh, god. I knew that, I promise. I was preoccupied and glossed it. whoops!
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No you can’t beat a level 5 Bell.
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>>96605014> Shadow Step (Use shadows as gateways to travel around. The darker the shadow the easier it is to travel)The night is one big shadow.
>What's this?>SINGLE PAGE CYOAs?!>Heresy!>Sacrilege!No, but seriously, MimcChads are where it's at.
When's the last time you hugged a tree, or even touched one?Not in a 'go touch grass incel' way, but a legitimate question?When was the last time you physically touched a tree, even when they're all around you?It's a strange idea...
What would be the one thing in the world that would make you lose it like this?To die, to make a statement, without shooting up a school or church or mall or whatever is common nowadays?
At what point can slavery be considered merciful, from an objectively moral standpoint?Not from you, Anon, we we all know you're a good person who would treat them well.I mean from the average slaver. How bad must it be that slavery is preferable? Homelessness? Famine? Mortal danger?
>>96605435>we weas we*Fuck this stupid fingers doing stupid things.Also, I don't have a philosophical question for this one. Uhh... What's your favorite color? Mine is maroon, even if crimson sounds cooler.You cannot say crimson without sounding like either a badass or an edgelord. It just has that sound to it.
There are theorists that think medical technology will advance enough that there are people that are alive, right now, who will be biologically immortal.Not us, unfortunately, unless you're 10 years old while posting on 4chan, which is a whole different issue.Still, if you could be immortal, would you be? Especially if you were the only immortal. Alone in circumstance, surrounded by people that are racing against an ever crueler timeclock.
>>96605417>>96605428>>96605435>>96605441>>96605449>>96605461Meds
This one's kind of a shitpost, so you get a shitpost question.You have 20 point to spread for making your ideally balanced woman. 1 being awful, saggy and misshapen, while 10 is your personal ideal for beauty.>Face>Tiddies>Asswat do u do, boo?
>>96605467I already took my once-a-day multivitamins and glucosamine chondroitin, but thanks for the reminder, anyway.Have you ever tried meditating, Anon? Just going somewhere dark, quiet, and with no looming schedule for a moment?It's peaceful, but surprisingly mentally tiring. It's odd how it takes so much effort to just... relax.
Who was the first wizard you ever heard or saw of? Animated, book, hearsay, bed-time story, etc.Did they color your expectation of how all wizards act or look?Mine was Merlin, of Disney fame. To this day, I like my wizard kooky.
No question on this one. It's just equal-opportunity magic CYOAs, since there are at least a few ca/tg/irls for every thread of fa/tg/uys.
Good. Drown out the rats.
>>96605469Blood < MutateSaliva < ReanimateUrine < MisfortuneSweat < HealSemen < AmbrosiaVomit < Wildfireobjectively correct list
If you were to write a book, what would it be about?I'm not saying you'll do it. I've tried writing a book four times, and only once got close to finished.When I pitched mine to a publisher, they classified it as "Supernatural Thriller" which like the most bland shit in the world for a book about regular cops trying to solve wizard smuggling rings.
what are these rats you keep mentioning?I did control f in the other threads and there are no mentions of rats
>>96605509>Violence is wrong, however it is sometimes a necessity.Do you believe in zodiacs?There is some actual science behind birth months and developmental differences due to climates, but does it really matter to you?Are we more than reactions to our environments and deterministic rather than reactionary when it comes to who we grow into?Or am I just a dumb lil' Gemini trying to sound like I know what the fuck I'm talking about?
>>96605525>>96605525Rats refers to Danmachi posters, not the zodiac.On the topic of wizards, have there been any more updates to Shitpost Wizard's Apprentice recently?
>>96605428yesterday, low hanging branches on the way>>96605435there is no such thing>>96605441too dependent on exact definitions to answer>>96605449gray>>96605461yes>>966054698,7,5>>96605480no>>96605499maybe bluebeard if it counts
Why is rent so high?Like, I know why it's high. It's greed and a system of banks raising interest rates, which raise prices, which raises renters' desire for making money, which raises rental rates, which makes people want to buy houses, which raises interest rates, and so on ad infinitum.This isn't an actual question, I am just fucking pissed my rent raised 39% in two years and now I have to look for another place to live since I refuse to get dicked around like that.Shit's criminal!
>I have to get up in 7 hours, so this is my last one.If you could pick one position of power, anywhere in the world, what would you choose? And I mean ANY.Pope, King, President, Dictator, of any place. Any. Place.Be the pope of Australia, or president of the moon, or king of Santa's Workshop.What would you do with that power?
>>96605575>Zelda... They have no triforce powers.So like, how many Zeldas are we talking about?
>>96605553overregulation>>96605575god-emperor of the world, anyone with any vision for the world should want to be one
>>96605417>MimcChads are where it's at.I disagree but I think one of my favorite aspects of this cyoa are that the 'race' options all fit into 'the other'. Items: Lifeblood Vial, Ring of WinterCompanions:- Morgan, Rings of Tricks & Book of Light- Madeline, Cloak of Illusions & Flying BootsRace: Unusual UndeadI had a hard time narrowing down who to take and who got what items. Originally it was going to be Henrietta over Morgan due to her social connections and upbringing but it would be nice to have someone that could teach me about magic. Madeline is just too useful not to take. If I could take three characters but limit ourselves to one item each I would.The plan of course will be to get out of the dungeon while learning as much about it as possible and returning to the surface with my new friends.>>96605018>>96605068>>96605089So it was more just the thread chimping out than anything else? Gotcha.>>96605401Being op at night with limited use during the day is a pretty decent tradeoff.
>>96605575MonocleAnything? I see something that makes me omnipotent.
>>96605575Keyboard or Battlemech may be the most profitable. Publish the games, or be known as the inventor of Mechs.Plus, I mean, if you show up with a mech you know how to maintain he US will practically make you emperor.
Has anyone made a specifically Ravnica focused cyoa>
>>96605553I'm sorry to hear that. Supply is also an issue, though, particularly in places like New York City. Places lots of people want to live, but where there isn't a lot of space.
>>96605646>Plus, I mean, if you show up with a mech you know how to maintain he US will practically make you emperor.Or lock (you) up in some remote military base and "encourage" (you) to build them an army.
>>96605461>Still, if you could be immortal, would you be? Especially if you were the only immortal. Alone in circumstance, surrounded by people that are racing against an ever crueler timeclock.I feel the need for Queen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE&list=RD_Jtpf8N5IDE&start_radio=1
>>96605816>Has anyone made a specifically Ravnica focused cyoaApparently there are two. Hadn't seen either, though.
>>96606191The Ravnica waifu one used to be reposted a ton back in ye olden times.
>>96606193>The Ravnica waifu one used to be reposted a ton back in ye olden times.Ravnica waifu cyoa?
>>96606193We should go back to posting waifu cyoes
>>96605499>Who was the first wizard you ever heard or saw of?Probably Mr. Boogedy, from an old Disney kid's horror movie. He was a Puritan who sold his sold to the Devil for the magic to make Widow Marion love him . . .and accidentally turned both of them, and her son, into ghosts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZz-G1f3EL8If it wasn't him, it was probably Merlin, from the "Sword in the Stone".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb75RjpvBIk
>>96606208Yes, it was a simple one page waifu CYOA where all the girls were themed after one of the Ravnica guilds.
>>96606281Oh, that one.
>>96606306Yeah. I seem to remember it having a background though.
>>96606318I've got two versions, but neither have a background.
>>96606306Remember the old arguments about the duck ruining the Simic girl?
>>96606360I'm not going to continue an argument from a dead thread here after this, but
>>96606383To the war with Charlotte.
>>96606383That can mean a variety of things, you do know that, right?>>96606394TBF republican isn't necessarily wrong. It's a possible interpretation, though I admit it's a bit retarded to state that that's the ONLY possible interpretation.I'm surprised no one's made any comment on the schizo team composition for my character, but I digress.
>>96605515I mostly agree, but hear me out: Saliva < Ambrosia >This is better than Semen < Ambrosia because that is a "win more" ability, by the time you are swapping Semen all you are getting is less unsatisfied 'customers' while kissing the hand (with a drop of spit) can be an eccentric greeting.Semen < Mutate>This feels "symbolically right" because when the semen enters the egg the actual mutations happen, this just makes your sperm into nanomachines capable of changing life according to your will>Unless it's uncontrolled mutation, then disregard.Blood < Reanimate>This also feels symbolically right.
>turns into erginter>kills himself
What happened to Aatxian's body after the fuse witb erginter anyway?
>>96606191>>96606306For those who don't know the Ravnica setting, it's a demiplane-wide city ruled by twelve mage guilds:*Selesnya - a bunch of hippie communists who specialize in holy and plant magic*The Orzhov Syndicate is what would happen if the Catholic Church fused with an organized crime syndicate. Using both holy and necromantic magic, they've turned loansharking into an art. And if you can't pay your debts in life, they'll be happy to raise you as a lesser undead to keep working. For a "modest" fee, of course.*House Dimir collapsed thousands of years ago. All the history books agree. Of course, House Dimir wrote those history books . . .A collection of spies, illusionists, psychics, and detectives, no one knows more of Ravnica's secrets than House Dimir. And if you know how to contact them, it's proof that they're willing to share (or trade). Why else would you even remember they exist?*The Cult of Rakdos is a seemingly endless rave, kept going for the pleasure of the demon lord Rakdos. Music, drugs, bum fights . . .If it's fun, or "fun", it can be found in a Rakdos district.*The Azorious Senate is an alliance of lawyers and cops who've literally weaponized the law, basing an entire style of magic on making/interpreting the rules*The Izzet are technomages. Ones prone to dangerous experimentation*The Golgari Swarm feeds the city, using a mix of necromantic and plant magics. Farmer-mages who've modeled their magic along the same lines of cancer, who just keep coming back stronger and stronger, even if you kill them*The Gruul are a loose alliance of barbarian clans. Once noble environmentalists with nature magic, they've degenerated into anarcho-primitivist groups who've fused looting and eco-terrorism - and are quite good at it.*The Boros Legion are the cops and military of Ravnica. Masters of fire and holy magic, they're sort of . . .Judge Dread. Just more optimistic.*The Simic are genetic engineers who like the sea.
I hate CYOA's.
