I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you!
This isn't real is it?
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>>96627801It's real.
>>96627801Believe it or not, worse than you could possibly imagine
>>96627795>It'll happen to you!It can't happen to me: I was never with it.
>>96627847I thought an avarage combat-capable human was a 1/1?
>>96627847Holy shit. People really buy that and are ok with this ?
>>96628126No one has bought these. They haven't come out yet.
But why tho? The only people still obsessed with The Office are mediocre millennial white women who use it as background noise to drown out their thoughts, and they don't play Magic.
>>96628126the kind of person that kept buying MTG in to the 2020s is ok with *anything* I'm sure. anyone who had it in them to say no to the slop fucked off to better games years ago.
>>96628363But they *might* buy it for their hubby who plays Magic the Gathering in his mancave in the basement.
>>96627795I clocked out around Theros and I feel like I won the fucking lottery watching all the garbage that got released after I left the game.
>>96628126Not people, EDH players.
>>96627847I knew the mtg situation was dire but..
>>96627795It is amazing that Hasbro/WotC are capable of killing something that's already dead. Truly remarkable.
>>96628896And this is why I always hated EDH/Commander and resisted it even when my friends were gassing it up back in the early to mid noughties. Garbage format.
>>96629289It was fun when it was a player driven format. When EDH players were playing with Magic cards. But these days Magic players must play with EDH cards. Every set is designed with Commander in mind. If you don't play EDH, Magic is not a game for you anymore.
>>96629356it is rare I meet someone who feels the same way I dowhen they started designing sets with EDH in mind it started to get less funI'd buy you a pint if we were down the pub, mate.
>>96629356One actually HUGE change I hate is how instead of having individual targets, a lot of spells are built/tuned strictly for multiplayer games.There are some old examples of this, but they really kicked it up a notch.
>>96627795How many times are people going to need to be told that they need to stop giving Hasbro money?