Blueberries Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/edit?usp=drivesdkPrevious thread:>>96637373>Thread Question: How do you anons feel about persistent fan depictions of certain things in 40k? For instance, female Tau.
I'm fine with people having fun with it as long as they don't attempt to project it onto canon.I like this gif, ironically, from TTS, which many people take as canon despite it being very much not so.
i enjoy some kinds of tau art
>>96640022>For instance, female Tau.Eventually GW will make anime tau gf canon on some level, we are already seeing progress in that direction.
>>96640041
>>96640022>TQAnnoyed. Everyone knows females are a myth.The Emperor's blessing on my chaplain for steering me revealing the truth
Just won an auction for some scarab occult terminators because no one bid against me. I forgot I bid, probably because I was expecting someone to counterbid me. I guess that's my warhammer purchase for the month (TM).
>>96640041>grotesquesNo longer canon even though it wouldn't have been hard for GW to shit out a box of two grots and charge 60 bucks like they did for sekhetars and bliterators.
>>96640022>TQI have no choice but to interpret it as cope.
>TqI generally get quite annoyed at it. I’m fine with people doing super straight marines/ nazi krieg/ tranny marines/ skibidi marines if it’s messing around with models, but art just feels wrong. It always seems to influence the cultural perception of something that just isn’t what it is, and then it leads to me dealing with some fat fucking Fujo gushing over Konrad Kurze or that one pic of leman Russ and that idiotic picture where he’s smiling without his armor on.
Wondering how much of a pain it would be to cut a plastic glued gun off a finished mini to magnetise it
>>96640022Kinda annoying desu, especially since Tau got me into the setting, everyone draws them as babies and they don't even have boob plate, and their only named female is some menopausal cunt that's constantly being refrigerated
Is this over/under powered? Its effectively a chimera with no turret weapon, and trades the ability to give orders for the ability to heal nearby infantry cuz its an ambulance; at +15 points over the standard variant.Its still a transport, and transports gain most of their value from transport capacity rather than their crappy guns, so I'm not sure if making it the same cost as a normal chimera would make it OP.
>>96640090just use a pair a nippers, it's no problem :^)
>>96640022>TQMost of the time it's just gooner stuff, which is whatever. Or jokes run into the ground like Bloody Magpies.Noise Marines being glam rockers or dubstep spammers are the only thing the community has a better take on than geedubs.
>>96640095Doesn't that mean it can resurrect Ogryns?
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>>96640022I don't mind at all, to be honest only thing that sort of annoys me is the purple ork/ork magic shit.
>>96640044>we are already seeing progress in that direction.I need proof and citations.
>>96640108this image should be a bannable offense
Firestorm Assault Force players, what units are you running?
>>96640119Agreed
>>96640105Oh that's a good point - it probably shouldn't be able to do that kek. Maybe change it to be 1 ogryn or 3 other infantry.
>>96640131Don’t fucking post my models
[-]
>>96640135>>96640138ignore the gaylords
>>96640119sounds like we know your thoughts on TQ
i hate chaos so much its unreal. what army should i play if i want to roleplay this feeling ?
>>96640108This is a good image. I do hate vtubers. Would mating press everything in that image though.
Tau bros, we will never be relevant ever again.
>>96640152Alpha legion Night lords Thousand sons Black legion
>>96640108>>96640153BRUUUUUH, CHAOS GODDESS IDOLS WHEN?!
>>96640158Um you forgot Iron Warriors
>>96640171No they like putting chaos in their weapons and are actually the only ones to benefit from them
>>96640115Progress is slow and subtle but noticeable.15th edition will have outright waifus.
>>96640152Grey Knights if you want to keep it cold, Sororitas if you wanna go hot.
>>96640185just because they benefit from it doesn't mean they don't fucking hate chaos.they will chop off limbs because of chaos taint.
>>96640152Iybraesil EldarThey're the ones that most raid the daemon worlds of the Eye of Terror to recover soulstones and lost relics of their ancient empire. They despise Chaos more than any other group.
>>96640128Basically this. Pred is the autocannon one with Lascannon sponsons.
I asked last thread and got some good advice, but figured I'd get more thoughts and opinions.How does an inquisitor's retinue operate, assuming they're low-level, untested acolytes? What kind of jobs would they be assigned given how new they are? Would it be out of the realm of possibility for them to take on small merc jobs just to stay financially solvent?
>>96640208Is that really 2000 points?
>>96640218With enhancement it’s exactly 2k
>>96640208> 9 eradicatorsThe fact these fuckers have “lmao reroll everything” into their preferred target and are still considered mid is fucking atrocious.
>>96640213Finances aren't really a concern for any Inquisition aligned group. A simple flash of rosette and anything needed is given to them, be it space passage, food, or weapons.Untested acolytes would never even be in the retinue of a full rank Inquisitor. The operatives rising the ranks are often kept in separate cells, sometimes not even aware of their links to the Inquisition. I'd highly recommend reading the old Dark Heresy RPG books if you want to learn more.
Your miniatures. Post them.
>>96640190>15th edition will have outright waifusLet the Galaxy MOTORBOAT!!!
>>96640257>I'd highly recommend reading the old Dark Heresy RPG books if you want to learn more.I did, and I think I might have more questions than before. My understanding was that no matter who someone was, or how good they were at their previous job, that you start off as the low man on the totem pole in an inquisitor's retinue. I was led to believe, maybe incorrectly, that newly recruited acolytes would basically be deniable assets in the sense that they need to prove themselves to their new boss.
>waifu thread>already infinitly better than the last couples threadshell yeah!
>>96640287>you start off as the low man on the totem poleEntirely depends on the Inquisitor in question, and the recruit.
your days are numbered chaosfags.......
>>96640313
>>96640317Makes sense, but in the context of a Dark Heresy TTRPG campaign, how low on the totem pole can I reasonably start my party? I like the idea of them being a group of assholes sent across the sector to investigate some bullshit unfounded rumor just because they're the least important group in the retinue, for now.
>>96640328Nah, SoB's aren't as cute as the chaos idols.
>>96640328LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!
>>96640336They could easily be little more than gangers paid to do a job that ends up with them way out of their depth etc.
>>96640190a better example is the protagonist of the Exodite. She's got an almost pretty face, with anime eyes and DSL on prominent display. If she just had normal person hair she'd be hot
>>96640345That sounds exactly what I'm looking for. I just wanted to verify a baseline level of competence someone needs to have in order to be brought into an inquisitor's retinue. I know DH is notorious for low power levels.
>>96640073They're literally still talked about in the lore section of the new codex and so is Rakarth.
>>96640342>>96640343nice try slanesshfags. get bent
>>96640278After the oil wash I'm finally calling this thing done for the Collage. Really happy with how it turned out even if it was my first try doing an oil wash, and it's definitely my favorite tank in the army now.
>>96640367>slanesshfagsBut I'm a chaos undivided fag
>>96640370Like god damn the difference really is night and day.
>>96640367Hey now, imagine how confusing it'd be for Daemonettes to be out sexed?!
I got a puppy this month I'm not gonna make the collage in time bros
>>96640044What Tau need is a full head of hair, you can of course have a few baldies but having hair will make them look a lot better. This single braid of hair looks bad
>>96640381They'll always be another collage, but properly raising your puppy is more important.
>>96640381Post puppy
>>96640371even worse >>96640375>slanesshfag is a degenerate coomercolour me surprised
>>96640381can't just say this and not show us the dog anon. reply to collage anon next time he posts with the puppy as your entry too.
>>96640278Postan
>>96640278unit of the month: a squad of Grey Hunters with a Wolf Guard pack leader. not gonna be able to finish them in time, but here they are so far
>>96640278my most recently painted one. 2 storm speeders are my next project when im done assembling everything
Long time tabletop sim gamer. I fear that I'm too much of an autistic perfectionist to play physical 40k because I want my minis to look as nice as possible, despite being a dogshit painter. Anyone experience the same level of paralysis?
>>96640442You're banned from the collage why do you do this shit all the time
>>96640449Yeah literally everyone goes through the same feelings, just paint your shit. You'll get over it
>>96640449Yeah but then you just start painting anyway. Starting is the hard part, once you've got going you can keep going.
>>96640452i'm not whoever you think i am. last month I did a terminator wolf lord that got mistaken for someone else briefly, if that's who you think i am
>>96640278Had a busy weekend, so I didnt get to finish up this guy yet. Hopefully tomorrow, since I only have a couple more details to wrap up aside from the base (Which shouldnt take long). I dont know what I'll use him for to be honest, maybe some sort of chaos lord or character or something. How's he lookin?
>A6 S16 AP-3>A3 S12 AP-1defiler seems good against knights desu
>>96640473it may as well be a armiger hunter
I fucking love stealth suits
>>96640478Love you paintjob anon!I need to get some guevesa STL models. I just can't seem to find any that pique my interest. Or James got rid of the good ones off the public face of the internet.
>>96640278I'll repost my collage squad
>>96640473When it became socially acceptable to disrespect the Defiler is when I knew the Warhammer community had fallen.
>>96640278>ewwwwwwww>>96640374>>96640370very nice, blue krieg is great>>96640444You're painting is neat and not thick. Solid metals. Keep it up! You should try sand on your bases instead of only flock. Have some layers so the junk piece under the foot blends more naturally into the base. >>96640473Defilers used to be scary>>96640478The coolest Tau infantry sized unit easily. I like the classic metals. >>96640371Black Legion?
>>96640473Most of the time, no.
>>96640485They look good, I like Templars with bolters instead of all CCW/BP
>>96640508Glosscoatanon my beloved
>>96640508Thanks! They're intercessors with the crusader box arms/bolters, because the crusaders are going to be using chainswords instead
>>96640508That land speeder looks fantastic by the way, kind of like a heavily cell shaded comic book. It's nice
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96640483My trouble is that I've had enough of the chocolate chip cookie scheme there and I want a scheme that's at once uniform but also more uniquely camouflaged than the two-colored crisis suits.
>>96640528Must be frustrating being a digital artist and having your style just look like dall3 images from 2 years ago
>>96640157Do you think Torchstar is trsundere with Fartsight?
aaaaaaaaaaaa I have so many ideas for army projects and I barely have space for what I've already got fuckfuckfuck
>>96640022>tqI don't really care what people do with their own art or models because I'm not autistic. If people want to draw tits on tau then that's cool. If they want to draw female primarchs, that's fine too. If they want to print stls of haeko baelz spreading her pussy and use it as a knight then by all means. People can do whatever they want when interacting with the hobby, because whatever they are doing has no affect on what I am doing or why I like the things I like. Also fat tits are dope, you're a fag if you think otherwise
Fallen Sisters
>>96640022Does the Emperor protect the souls of humans under the Tau Empire that worship the stripped down version of the imperial faith? Has it been confirmed that the Emperor really does protect the souls of the faithful in the 40k universe now?
>>96640022Krieger shovel memes is a guilty pleasure of mine that I quite enjoy. I know it makes me reddit tier.
>>96640585I'd post my favorite fallen sister art, but she's got exposed pierced nips and her fat horse cock is out so instead I'll just hit you with a hell yeah brother
How the fuck are you supposed to find people to play with without using facebook? I know where the game stores are. I even tried ringing one, asking what nights people usually play, then went but the only people there were playing MTG.
>>96640627Uncle Atom had an app called gamefor specifically for finding games in your local community. It was doing pretty well until Covid killed it.
>>96640627Check the lgs discords. It's on you to try and find human beings willing to put up with your presence. Sometimes stores will also have a little calendar behind the register and can mark you down for a day you're looking to find a game, and anyone else who comes in looking they'll just pair you up and give you a ring to tell you that you got a game.
>>96640386The image on the left is what I use when a moron says fire warrior are weak looking twiggy things.
>>96640626post link
>>96640645Aren't tau canonically like 5'10 lmao
>>96640647I copped a ban last time I did that
>>96640648Shorter than that, thats as tall as the average man . Still its 40k and scale can change whenever. Tau being shorter than humans isn't super central to their design and is barely noticeable with models. I think its more to do with the fact furturistic tech faction thats taller than humans was taken by the eldar, so they made Tau shorter to make them a little different. I guess it also plays into Tau being the inheritors of the galaxy after mankind. They're shorter now because its not their prime, like we were shorter as kids and our ape ancestors were smaller than we are today upright.
>>96640627Almost all LGS' have a Discord nowadays that you can find games with if you can stomach that down, or you can ask the employees when/if there's a specific day the wargame players congregate for. For non-LGS play groups it really does just boil down to sheer luck and whether or not you have a workplace/neighborhood that's even friendly enough for that shit.
>>96640670Nta but if you can't even stomach using discord just to find a game I don't think they would be able to handle playing a game with a stranger
40k could go a lot further than it has in making surreal dream-like landscapes to have fights in. You have many ways tyo justify it, from normal worlds trapped in a warp storm chanbging reality to outright daemon worlds where there is no laws of physics or logic that a world must conform to.
Don't reply to that
>>96640681That's cool. Anyway here's your sewer level with an eagle on the wall every so often, enjoy.
>>96640681>daemon world's They have that it's just uncommon in order to make it a cool special thing. If it happened all the time it'd be less cool
>>96640704GW have literally never made art of a daemon world surface and have never described whats its like to be on the surface of one outside of the Realms of Darkness books that introduced them. And talking about CSM infesting the pores of that giant fat man planet in a codex. They could do a lot more without risking it become flanderised or cliche or overdone. Deep underground theres a massive ocean/lake with giant trees that hold up the surface is a motif used constantly by fromsfotware in one way or another but its still more interesting than anything GW has done for daemon worlds in the last 20 years
>Players roll off to see who deploys first.>Players alternate placing infiltrators.>When there are no more infiltrators, Player A places All but one unit down for deployment.>Player B places all but one unit down for deployment.>Player A deploys last unit>Player B deploys last unit>Scout moves as normal.Boom, 99% of the games go exactly the same while saving everybody like ten minutes in this dragged out chore that deployment is in 10th edition where opponents fumble around going "oh, are you finished deploying this unit? ... how many have you set down I think I'm under one .." and so on. Counter deployment really only matters for infiltrators and like maybe one unit. Just let us place everything down in one go.
>>96640585I wanted to make a slaanesh-corrupted sisters paint scheme one time. Playing on the idea that they all think they're "loyal" not realizing that their rituals and traditions have long been corrupted to be demonic in nature.
Forgot to post the titan I saw love these guys
>>96640717Besides the highly detailed descriptions of buildings fucking each other in the Inquisition War series there a novel that is literally called 'daemon world' anon.
Can't believe that guy didn't post his puppy. Fucked up world, man.
>>96640626I prefer pure, Emperor-loving sisters with pierced nips and fat horse cocks.
>>96640760>Inquisition War seriesIan Watson books which are not canon anymore (both good and bad) made in 2004 and a book written by Ben Counter in 2003.So its been over twenty years since GW touched it and the setting has changed a lot since then
>>96640762I can post my kitty if you want anon.
We frigpostan, we frenspostan>high resolution image belowhttps://files.catbox.moe/7goib4.png
Need more Tau artwork with this tint of Armored Core-esque style to it.
Which faction's simps overestimate the capabilities of their faction the most?
>>96640819How about a trade
>>96640824all of them, just depends on how autistic the player is.
>>96640762Here's a gif of my tortoise eating dinner if it makes you feel better. One day I want to do an imperial armour style photoshoot with him and my models
>>96640826
how often do you personally really run into a "that guy" player? You read so many horror stories that you'd think asshole players are relatively common but I've realized despite playing with dozens and dozens of strangers across dozens of conventions, game stores, and tournaments, everyone I've ran into has been friendly, gentlemanly and a good sport. Perhaps my areas lucky for wargamers or perhaps the "That Guy" is more of an internet phenomenon?
>imperial knights have no battleline unitsfor what purpose
>>96640822Need more artwork of big titty ta'unar mommies
>>96640835Kek. He goes through it by the barrel
>>96640841It's rare. But the real.stories and fabrications get passed around like memes, whereas the uneventful games where both players had fun but didn't have anything crazy happen get forgotten and not shared as much.
>>96640841I've been around one, but never played him. Kinda burnt out on 40k and looking to cut my collection down significantly. Unrelated to that, but he did pack his shit and leave halfway through a game because he finally got a game he couldn't ride Void Dragon for a free win.
>>96640278It's been two months and all I've managed to do is build and prime two models, both of which were made for the monthly collage and have/will fail to meet the deadline, fuck.
>>96640824Space marines
>>96640878If it makes you feel better they're both imposing enough to count as spooky for next month if that wins
>>96640278was busy pretending to be a normie tonight so no painting done
>>96640846So do you think she wears undies to prevent the troops from getting distracted or do you think it's cause she gets embarrassed >//w//<
>>96639913the TTRPGs aren't canon either
Chick dig giant robotsanyone have the rest
just finished my second speeder ! the ultras army grows.....
>>96640762here have my puppy as a consolation prize anon
>>96640278Put the green basecoat. Gonna put the wash and layers tomorrow when I have the time.
>>96640278About to start working on the faces
>>96641060
>>96640278
So whose to say the missing legions are not female? For example the Amazonian Chapter loyalists and the Chaos Witches heretics. That is what I'm planning in building.
>>96641074i have never seen anyone post their results from following this guide
Slaanesh is the BEST chaos god
>>96641098If mine turn out badly, that will continue to be the case
>>96641098The guide is more or less fine, but what makes it misleading is that head sculpt is ONLY in the exorcist kit. It's not from any of the infantry kits.
>>96640835>>96640826I love your puppy>>96640831I love your turtle>>96641015I love your puppypraise the pettide
>>96641109It's meant to be a guide, not a step by step tutorial.I dont understand how it's meant to be misleading at all
>>96640762Have a hamI miss this little guy
>>96640685Khorne doesn't care where the blood flows. Even if it is from an axe wound
>>96640626based>>96640753sisters of slaanesh are the only way to do fallen sisters imokhorne makes sense at first glance and could be a smaller part of a theoretical codex (replacing Repentia perhaps) but the entire endlessly self-flagellating, perfect purity-seeking schtick of the SoB better serves Slaanesh
>>96641121I just say it's misleading because whenever anyone criticises the SoB head sculpts, someone pulls that image out to try and defend them. Following the method in that image will definitely give you better results than just slopping a flesh wash on or something, but it's not going to save the ugly sculpts like the classic mrs five o'clock shadow which you actually get in the infantry kits and expecting any of them to end up looking as good as that one head from the exorcist kit is setting yourself up for disappointment.
>>96640948>that one pic where one of those nipple plugs has fallen outCame buckets to that
>>96641196A lot of the heads in the infantry kit are nice though?
I wish Tau GFs were real
>>96640278henlo frens my beeg robot is now battle ready (tm)
So how does this work with fast rolling with units either multiple shots? Do I reroll a number of 1s equal to how many models are shooting or do I have to roll each separate and reroll 1 per attack pool?
>>96640022I depict Tau like Chiss.
>>96640022>TQI like it personally, not everyone does and thats fine. It'll never be canon so make your Tau GF as sexy as you want and give her big boobs.Makes it easier for the Deathwatch to kill them. Speaking of DW, where's my fucking Deathwatch Veterans 40k rules James?!
>>96641246I don't understand the question.Before you make any attacks you choose whether you reroll results of 1 for hits or wounds.Then you fast roll as normal, and after rolling hits or wounds for one pool of weapons you reroll all the dice that originally rolled a result of 1.It's reroll a result of 1, not reroll a single dice
>>96641289Ahh, I thought it meant by each model attacking, not the number of attacks on the profile of the weapon
>trying to paint>upstairs neighbour kicking the shit out of someone >have to the call the police>hands too shaky to paint This isnt fun
>>96641358>have to the call the policeSays who?
>>96641126Cute
>>96640717Didn’t an Ian Watson novel describe the surface of a daemon world?
>>96640717Wrong, there is a art of a huge penis tower. Also a 4th ed white dwarf displaying how to make demon world scenary and tables.
What ARE they going to do for Marines next? EVERYTHING has been Primaris'd now, hasn't it?
>>96640737You know you can just ask your opponent if you want to do that to speed it up? It's not a fucking video game bro
>>96641415They're gonna release secondaris marines that are slightly taller than primaris
>>96641415>EVERYTHING has been Primaris'd now, hasn't itWell, there is Red Scorpions, Minotaurs which characters wasn't primaris'd....
>>96641415White scars supplement soonno but seriously when iron hands, nay, when something as fucking boring yet somewhat popular like imperial fists get their own unique stuff is when you know gw is fucking reaching for it for marines.
>>96641229Mood
>>96641438GOD I need a slampig xenogf
>>96641427>>96641428Special characters and chapter-specific shit is one thing, but we'll be seeing a new edition launch within a year, they'll have to have a small army's worth of new generic marine kits. They're going to have to come up a heap of brand new Primaris units againOff the top of my head though, there's no Primaris flyer...People expect Vanguard Vets will be updated like Sternguard were...I guess there's no Whirlwind equivalent...could always bring back something like the Thunderfire Cannon...and there's always the option of some combo of captain/lieutenant/chaplain/techmarine/librarian/apothecary biker/terminator/jetpacker/etc they havn't done yet
>>96641395
>>96641395Another one
>>96641060>>96641074I dont think this is bad for a first try
>>96641455>>96641459>non L-shape terrain piecesYuck, cringe. This is not tournament legal.
>>96641229>tfw no Cau gf
Are you guys watching the LondonGT stream?
>>96641485I dont like 40k enough to watch live streams of it
>Maybe it’s time GW released compendium of books or TV series tying all these into a cohesive storyline.>It took me hours of YouTube binge watching to scratch the surface of this universe.Just read this comment somewhere else on the internet and nearly burst a blood vessel40k is shlock, yes, but how can people not grasp (nuGW included) it's a SETTING and doesn't need a NARRATIVE except for in the minds of retards who for some reason need "the plot" to keep "moving forward"???It was healthier for 30-odd years before that.
>>96641525Zoomer are used to narratives that lead to nowhere and have no payoff. They love that stuff.
>>96641525The purpose of a setting is to play games and create your own narratives, which they have no interest in doing. The just want to "consume content".
>>96641443Don't we all
>>96641525>>96641532>>96641535>t.mindbroken midhammerfag samefagging that was asleep while GW started the "current" narrative 25+ years ago
>>96641544>buzzword buzzword buzzword
